the speedy mong dilemma

Le pacey men are more or less always injury prone.

>>75479860

>we

was worth it for the decima

>>75479860
why does zidaine rush him into the starting eleven if hes clearly not ready to play?

>>75479904
He likes the bbc

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>>75479946
>/sp/ """""humor"""""

spurs should honestly think about buying him back. they would win the title easily with him.

>>75479860
>dress a pacey broken negro in whiteface
>sell him to the Spaniards for a bazillion euro
Kek m8, I can't believe you fell for that! There's no such country as Whales either, it's a type of fish lmao

>>75479952
it's macedonia, what would you expect?

bayol is going to retire at madrid

>>75479973
kek (top)

>contract until 30.06.2022
lmao and he's on top wages too

this faggot will end up leaving madrid for free, just wait

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>four seasons at real madrid
>has yet to win the league

>>75479973
lol

>>75479860
Too much muscle mass for a speedy mong, same happened to Pato

Sell him to Manure, they'll buy anyone. Use the money to give Isco and Asensio new fat contracts, motivate them. Sell Algerzema as well, Modrić too.

>wins you a cl
>worthless

>>75480051

J-just warming up, la...

in retrospect 85m for bale is a bit ridiculous

It's literally impossible for Halal Madrid to get a bargain. Everyone know they will pay whatever the asking price is.

What if it's just sanitas?
Remember Robben?
He was always broke with Madrid but not with Bayern

>>75479860
just sell him back to eplel

>>75480745
Swap with Poogba

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Brittish genetics

>>75480662
Same that Ramos said and then lost 4 mounths for not listening to halal doctors

>do business with jews

what did they expect?

>>75480315
Yep. Even worse for a player still in his late-growth period.

>>75480438
>Modrid
over the line

he was Real's 3rd or 4th best player yesterday. And vs Bayern too.

He's more naturally athletic than Iniesta, which is why he hasn't declined so sharply in comparison despite being close in age.

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He is coming back home for free.

>>75481195
>for free.
Son to Madrid for Bale+cash

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>>75481216
>+cash

>>75481253
You're the one's getting the cash

>>75479860

2 Club world Cup , 2 Super cups , 2 CL titles, 1 Copa

And a potential CL and La liga this season. No wonder Perez loves him.

I would gladly take Bayol here at Chelsea. Bayol-(New striker)- Hazard

>>75479973
Kek

He was basically the only reason Madrid won their 10th CL

>>75479860
That useless turd almost singlehandedly made your cancerous club relevant again.

sell him to manure in the summer desu la

>>75479904

Zidane is a new and inexperienced manager.

Sorry for no meme answers.

>>75480006
child porn

>>75481216
>le meme flavor gook of the season
Not even Halal and Perez are that dumb.

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/news-blog/nfl-players-who-use-steroids-have-m-2009-02-20/

I'll just leave this here.

>>75479890

This.

He's getting worse and more injury prone per season. We should sell him now.

>>75483312
This

>>75479887

Reminds me of Robben

>>75483396

I'd rather trade him for Mbappe, Dybala or Verratti. There's nothing interesting in the english clubs atm.

>>75492278
Ain't been a trade in nigh on eight years.

>>75492278
>trade a finished failure for an exciting prospect
the absolute delusional state of RM costumers

Didn't he break his ankle? Isn't that why he was out of 3 months?

>>75480438
>Sell Modric

Sell Bale, replace him with Asensio.
Buy M'Bappe, phase Benzema out in next season.
Sell Ronaldo anytime to Chinese fucks and phase Jese in.

Jese-M'Bappe-Asensio could demolish every defense in 3 years.

>>75492432
>jese

can hardly break into las palmas' team, but yeah no doubt

he '''suddenly''' gained a ton of muscle mass over a summer after he moved to madrid

it's your fault for roiding him and breaking him tbqh

>>75479860

Replace him with Danny Sturridge. He is just as good and he will actually stay fit for you.

>>75492432
>the Acencio is the next big thing meme
stop it, acensio is at best a Lucas Vasquez kind of player, homegrown player that will have some minutes and is expected to help in the rotations. He'll never be a starter for RM

>>75492432
>Jese
kek, they say RM costumers are the most delusional of the lot. I see they are right.

>>75479904
Zidane is obsessed with Bale's workrate, he has him tracking back constantly.

>>75488477
I want to see you in child porn.

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>>75492432
Everyone knows Jese died in 2014

>>75492374

He still got a name.

If we succesfully delivered Ozil to Arsenal and De Maria to PSG, I don't see why we can't do the same with Bale, cuckmeme the fuck out of goys Monaco/Juve/PSG and snatch them Verratti, Dybala or Mbop.

>>75493778
De Maria went to manure as a top3 player in the world you fucking casual

He won single handedly that Champions League

>>75493799
and he also carried Argentina to WC10 final despite """"Messi"""" winning """"""""player of the tournament"""""""""""""

>>75493804

Forgot to add that we also swapped Alonso for Toni. That was a bit of a risky attempt at trolling, but it worked out well in the end.

It's always such a good feel to cuck Bayern goys.

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i miss those days

>>75493778
you said trade him for one of the prospects. that will never happen. you may sell bale for 50 or 60, but bape dypala or verati will cost double that

>>75493799
>De Maria went to manure as a top3 player in the world you fucking casual
>De Maria is extremely inconsistent. Anyone expecting him to keep up that form only have themselves to blame.

>>75479973
>Arsenal """"""fans""""""

>>75479860
i still rate him, needs to overcome this fitness problems though even messi and robben did

>>75492278
>There's nothing interesting in the english clubs atm.

Hazard would be the perfect replacement

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>>75494468
I don't think they can afford the luxury of having a player who could spent 9 months without scoring.

>>75493894

That was just compensation for the Robben daylight robbery.

>>75479973

top haha!

The Brits have done it again, lads!

>>75494468
real madrid is top level. hazard doesn't have what it takes for that. chelsea is perfect for him.

>>75479904

cause Zidane expects Gareth to BALE him out

>>75494746
top haha!

The Ameritards have done it again, lads!

>>75494468
>Man marked outta the game

Maybe he can try running less faster

>>75495056
if you take the speedy out of the speedy mong you're only left with a mong

>>75479860
you went too far with the roids, he was fine here

>>75479860
send him to Buyern, they know how to fix speedy mongs

>>75494683

Le dive inside man is the exception to the rule 'if it's broken, sell him to the goys'.

I still would like to know what happened. As soon as he moved to Bayern he magically recovered from his perma-injuries and sustained his fitness season after season.

We need to sign one of those Bayern Herr Doktors with problem-solving medicines.