>player has dyed hair

>poster is turkish

>player has pink shoes

>>75478953
That pic is the most painfully 90s eurocool thing i've seen in a whole.

It's glorious.

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>Player has tattoos

>>75478968
>while*

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>>75478999

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>player has ugly hair style "ironically"

>player is a diver which makes him a professionnal player

>Ibra is elite

How contrived, sad!

>>75478953
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

>Player uses his first instead of last name
>Player has a mononym

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>player dabs

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>player is not muslim

>player is contrived and sad

>>75479117
>human has a religion

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>player DOESN'T have dyed hair

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>player has hair