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/turnleft/ - 2017 Food City 500 Pre-race/Race Thread

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Race Coverage: 1:00 p.m. on FOX
Start Command: 1:05 p.m.
Green Flag: 1:13 p.m.

Format: 500-lap/250-mile, three-segment race. Competition cautions on laps 125 and 250 will separate the segments.

Forecast: 64°, 68% humidity, 15% chance of rain

Lineup:
Row 1: #42 Kyle Larson - #24 Chase Elliott
Row 2: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #2 Brad Keslowski
Row 3: #22 Joey Logano - #21 Ryan Blaney
Row 4: #18 Kyle Busch - #1 Jamie McMurray
Row 5: #14 Clint Bowyer - #4 Kevin Harvick
Row 6: #48 Jimmie Johnson - #6 Trevor Bayne
Row 7: #31 Ryan Newman - #77 Erik Jones
Row 8: #41 Kurt Busch - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 9: #5 Kasey Kahne - #43 Aric Almirola
Row 10: #17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. - #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Row 11: #3 Austin Dillon - #20 Matt Kenseth
Row 12: #19 Daniel Suarez - #13 Ty Dillon
Row 13: #47 AJ Allmendinger - #27 Paul Menard
Row 14: #37 Chris Buescher - #95 Michael McDowell
Row 15: #10 Danica Patrick - #34 Landon Cassill
Row 16: #72 Cole Whitt - #32 Matt DiBenedetto
Row 17: #38 David Ragan - #15 Reed Sorenson
Row 18: #83 Corey LaJoie - #23 Gray Gaulding
Row 19: #33 Jeffrey Earnhardt - #51 Timmy Hill
Row 20: #55 Derrike Cope

To the back: #37 Chris Buescher (backup car)

News:
Qualifying cancelled, drivers start according to owner's points
Sunday activities completely rained out
Campgrounds surrounding Bristol Motor Speedway flooded
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Radar looks clear, from 11:55am
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I could go with a few more Monday NASCAR races desu. Pretty comfy for a neet
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any streams?
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>>75478661
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>>75478708
Pretty comfy for a student who finishes at noon on Mondays too
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>>75478625
Last digit determines which lap Derrike Cope gets lapped on
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>>75478795
Honestly better than I thought
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Who /ragsinabox/ here?
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they putting more of that pine tar grip stuff down?
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>>75478904
They are, I don't think they expect it to do much though.

Gonna be a lot of high line today
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1st for team /outlaw/
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>>75478918
It was wearing off even in practice the other day so it will probably be almost gone by the end of 500 laps
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IT'S BRISTOL, BABY!

Pretty excited for my first time watching NASCAR. This track is pretty cool.
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>>75478723
Try youtube. search nascar, filter: live. Probably won't find one for another half hour or so though.
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>>75479028

Leaf Stream starts at 6pm
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monday roll for the winner
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>>75478919

w e w
e e
w e w
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>>75479189
Re roll
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>>75479219
wouldnt it be WWE for Kurt?
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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
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rollin for first car out
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>>75479219
>>75478919
krut is definitely /ourguy/

>>75478836
i dont use rags any other way dawg
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>>75478919
>>75479219
I only root for krut because Tony Gibson
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>tfw got a couple of burgers ready and will be watching nascar

wheres my citizenship
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thinking of wearing only vintage nascar tees from here on out. thoughts?
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>>75479306
not so fast there Ahmed. we all know the only people left in the UK are Muzzies.
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Why dont they allow rain tires at ovals like they do at the road courses in NASCAR?
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>>75479321
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STREAM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLcI3a73Wk
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>>75479349
assuming this is not bait, they keep saying rain tires don't work on ovals and that fans don't want to sit 4 hours in rain.
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STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLcI3a73Wk
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>>75479361
>>75479363
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>>75479349
because the rain tires don't work on ovals and are dangerous. i think they would do it if they could but its more or less impossible.
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STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLcI3a73Wk [Embed]
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>>75479362
I guess the last part makes sense

Thanks
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roll for the winner
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>>75479371
I have no experience racing on rain tires on ovals. Can I find vids on YT?
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STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLcI3a73Wk [Embed]
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>>75479390
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>>75479374
>[Embed]
fucking leaf
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Rolling for true winner
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>>75479421
>STREAM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLcI3a73Wk [Embed] [Embed]
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Do you guys reckon we'll see fewer cawshuns this race?
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>>75479452
no
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READY
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where is the crashing
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>>75479349
stock cars also don't handle as well as crazy aero/grip open wheel machines engineered to race
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>unironically using VHT traction compound for anything but drag racing

Do Nascar want the rest of the world to laugh at them or something?
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>>75479499
yes, BMS is trying to force their meme line on the drivers
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Larson is gone.
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whats a good nascar game to play?
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>>75479522
forza 6 with the nascar dlc
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>Insidelinewinslol
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>>75479522
Dirt to Daytona
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>>75479522

https://www.patreon.com/mrdotsgames
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>>75479531
it will wear out half way through the race and not be as viable, at least thats what happened in the xfinity race
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>>75479522
Nascar 97 on the PS1
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>>75479522
Nascar Racing 2003
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>>75479515
Fuck off Semaj
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>>75479522
I forgot one more: GT5 with Jeff Gordon's handpuppet mouth
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>all these different games

lads pls
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>>75479522

NR2003
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>>75479540
For the xfinity there was a little bit of rubber from the practice
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can someone explain how and when roush went from powerhouse to a two car operation with overhyped dev drivers
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>>75479522
NASCAR Thunder 2004
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>>75479522
Dirt to Daytona if you have a Gamecube emulator.
Thunder 2004 if you have a PS2 emulator.
2003 Season in all other instances.

NASCAR basically gives their license to shovelware teams these days.
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>>75479522
iracing
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>>75479564
true
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>>75479596
>iRacing
>cold tires have more grip than warm tires
>$15 per car & track
>on top of a subscription fee
>old men who kick and scream if you tap them in a corner because MUH SAFETY POINTS
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>Larson is a dirt driver
BREAKING NEWS
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real peephole
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>krut
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Big commercial cawshun
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>Krut
>Boosher
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NOOO krut
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>grab some water
>miss a spinner

fucks sake
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>/o/ trash again
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So what happened to the #15/#37?
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>>75479688
probably arca brakes
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>>75479536
Umm what the fuck is this
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>>75479726
a nascar game
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>>75479750

It's more a Nascar fan demographic game :^)
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>>75479761
ebin
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>tfw no premier live stream
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>>75479761
But this guy is British
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRtK3q6lhBM
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>monday afternoon
why don't they race at least in the evening?
are most of the american working right now?
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>>75479788

Fox Sports Asia 3, and TSN 4 has it.
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>>75479795
>tfw sick day allergies
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>>75479790

>implying I need playthrough videos
>implying I haven't finished all the available content
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>>75479790
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#37 arca brakes confirmed
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>>75479821
Where can I pirate it?
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>>75479795
TV obligations for one thing
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Does he have a cuntcushion??
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tfw no comfy Alaska racetrack
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>>75479830

I got it from Empornium, public torrent sites have it too.
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why is the caution this fucking long
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>>75478708

What's the fucking tractor doing there?
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>>75479861
Pre-race tractor racing
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>>75479861
Rubbering up the track
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>>75479858
>>>/r/eddit
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>>75479858
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>>75479861

OH SHIT
RIP NASCAR DRIVERS

>>75479874
>>75479875
>/turnleft/ in charge of getting /f1/ memes.
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>>75479899
I don't give a shit about /F1/
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>>75479899

oops, that's not the correct webm :^)
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Dinger's digital dashboard is set up to look like traditional analog gauges

I love it
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>>75479909
>I don't give a shit

E D G Y
D
G
Y
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With such a long race weekend behind them, race fans are sure to have worked up an appetite by the start of this week's Food City 500. Luckily, the masterminds at Levy Restaurants have created TWO classic Tennesee hamburgers to help race fans to satisfy their race day appetites.

First, for the adventurous eaters out there, BMS would like to present the new Pimento Cheese Burger. It's a ground chuck burger with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onions, topped with a jalapeno pimento cheese for a southern kick.
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>>75479956
about time lad
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>>75479956
that does not look like pimento cheese
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>>75479956
how many calories?
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>>75479956
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>>75479956

Thanks Concessionbro
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>>75479956

For those with a less adventurous appetite, BMS would like to introduce the newes specialty food item: the MoonPie Burger. This burger consists the graham cracker, marshmallow and chocolate flavor of MoonPie and combines it with the smoky, savory taste of two fresh, seasoned, ground chuck burgers topped with homemade candied hickory bacon, caramelized onions and crunchy dill pickle slices.

Better get it quick, though, only ONE THOUSAND MoonPie Burgers will be available this race weekend. Both burgers will be available for $6 in the Allison Grandstand, immediately inside of and to the right of entry gate 15. Get there quick!!!!!
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>>75479956
atta boy
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>>75480015

What's his name?
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>>75480011
Fugg forgot pic
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>>75480023
Can you imagine trying to justify this on public tv?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omGZg1Tjy-Q
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>>75480021
Dan Patrick
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>>75480011
>>75480023
without the pic, I thought you were just trolling
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>>75480042

Is he pre or post op?
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>>75480041
w-what is that
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>>75480045

It is without a doubt the most disgusting thing I've found yet. Worse than Texas' queso-dorito wings
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>>75480080
>disgusting

*delicious

FTFY 'murica.
Fucking autocorrect amirite!
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>>75480067
post, as you can see his driving skills are about as bad as a real woman
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>>75480041
The black chef is the one that invented the moon pie burger
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>Larson wins 1st stage

So how does he choke on the restart?
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why the fuck don't they just redo Bristol every year so it's smooth all the way around and cars aren't bouncing all over the place and hitting each other?

Surely that would make it safer for the drivers and more exciting for the fans.
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>gimmie 5th
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hmm
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i want to hug and kiss him
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HHow can he raassle it?
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I was wondering why the steering wheel is so close to the driver ?
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I'DS JIBBIE TIME :DD
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>>75480159
Jorge Gordini?
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drop the goddamn rag already
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when was the last actual good race here
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>>75480285
never
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>>75480285
After the repave
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>>75480285
The racing is fine. No one even knows what "the old Bristol" is, and people won't be happy unless they dig up Dale and have him wreck out Labonte again.
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literally no better than Dover
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>>75480309
Old Bristol was 50 to go and a wreck every 6 laps until the end
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rip Steve
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F
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is this the NEET thread
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>>75480403
I'm home sick
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>>75480309

If they want "muh old bristol" back so bad shouldn't they be complianing about going back to Asphalt?
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>>75480372

based Steve

cheers big guy
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>>75480403
Already went to class today
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>>75480403
I'm shitposting from class
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>>75480403
I work from home.

>let's be real, I shitpost on a blog that a lot of people read.
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>>75480445
Fuck off Semaj
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i thought danicant was "good" here or something
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>>75480455
Martinsville
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>>75480445

m8, posting pics of your wife getting fucked by big black cocks on Tumblr doesn't make you a """""professional blogger"""""
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>>75480455
She's not good anywhere
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>>75480454
did you take your autism pills today?
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>>75480445
4chan is not a blog
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>>75480403
No classes in the afternoon
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if i get a 5 the 42 will crash
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>>75480455
She's good almost everywhere but she just can't pass without getting wrecked because all the other drivers are out to get her
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>Diburrito
>Lar2on
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>danica has her own clothing line,is making a cookbook, owns a wine vineyard, and has some fitness book thing or something

is she finally retiring sooon
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>>75480477
ayy
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>>75480534
*getting fired soon
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COMMERCIAL

CAWSHUN
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Larson is gonna win the championship on stage wins and 2nd places, cap this post
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>commercial cawshun
Somwthing happend to kryle
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>cawmurshul cawshun

Come the fuck on NASCAR. There's only like 30 people watching today
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Blaney is kill
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>Kryle
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Right front puncture
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commercials XD god bless america
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>>75480519
>She's good almost everywhere but she just can't pass without getting wrecked because all the other drivers are out to get her

lel no.

Danica's problem is that she came from an open wheel career to stock cars when this career path has never been successful, even for people who could drive circles around her.

>Dario Franchitti lasted half a season in cup
>Sam Hornish ran penske's third car for a year, sucked
>Juan Pablo Montoya had like, two road course wins and almost won indy. That's over a span of seven years.
>Jacques Villenueuve sucked
>Patrick Carpentier couldn't hold a sponsor
>Christian Fittipaldi was benched after half a year.
>Scott Pruett: 40 starts, one top 10 finish.
>Kimi Raikkonen ran like, one race. Rumor is he didn't pay for the ride because the car was supposedly shit.
>Scott Speed. Self explanitory.

CART champions and F1 champions can't even make it in NASCAR because the cars are so radically different. So a mid-pack indycar driver who only got the gig because >women is suddenly going to fare much better? Oh please.

>b-b-b-but Tony Stewart won the IRL championship

They found Tony racing USAC dirt ovals.
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>Fox thinks they can open the market to Indian people by shilling that Miranda girl

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YIU THINKING THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TOILETS EHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE SATELLITE TV
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>>75480600
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CAUTIONS
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>JOONYA
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JR IS DED
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>>75480644
BREEDS
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>oil cooler dale
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time for him to retire
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>>75480628
indians don't even like that bitch either lmao
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Fucking Dale. He's a likeable dude but just, retire please. I was thinking this even before this happened just now. Give Bowman the seat
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>45 minute caution
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>>75480661
all the old drivers in nascar need to retire, jj is like the only competitive oldster
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>the Dale retires, Kasey loses his seat, and Bowman gets 2 cars next year
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>>75480705
Best case scenario
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>>75480705
kahne will somehow always be a hendrick driver
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>>75480661
Dale Jr is arguably the biggest bust in stock car history, but you'll be murdered if you suggest this in any other nascar communities.
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Food Fact:

During the 2016 Food City 500, Bristol Motor Speedway sold signature "Dale Earnhardt Jr. Sandwiches" (banana + Hellman's Mayo on white bread) for just $4. $1 of each sale went to the Dale Jr. Foundation.
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>>75480729
not even close
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>>75480729
nah he hasn't been THAT bad, he's still won a decent amount of races
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>>75480729
>26 wins
>biggest bust

gr8 b8
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>hey jr lets take a selfie just after you crashed out
Some fans are so stupid
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>>75480746
>>75480742
how many of those were plate races or pre-2006?
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i hate the nascar drivers hang out in their firesuits 24 hours a day meme
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>>75480661

Dale's contract is up in 2018 but he's planning to just drop down a series instead of retiring full stop.

>>75480729

Nowhere near close even if you discard the one offs like Kimi Raikkonen.
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>>75480754
Why would that matter?
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>>75480760
I watch races in a fire suit
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>>75480760
They don't? I do
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>>75480754
Martinsville Pocono (x3 or 4) and Michigan were in the last 5 years
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>>75480729
Overrated? Yes
Bust Absolutely not
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>talking about busts without mentioning that Danica has 6 top 10s in 161 races
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Where are you all watching the race? Comfy parking lot here
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>>75480799
See>>75480519
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>>75480799

>implying Danica "flatter than an ironing board" Patrick should ever be used in the same sentence as the word "bust".
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>>75480773
i would enjoy watching dale in xfinity
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Just tuned in, why are there almost no ppl on the stands?
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Always
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>>75480760
It's like that for all sports ads.
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>>75480826
I bust a nut to Danica
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>>75480805

Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll find a hooker soon.
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>>75480832
>>75480832
because it's Monday
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>78 22 48
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>>75480832

It's America m8, they're all at the food stands.
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>>75480851
>48
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>>75480846
Didnt know that nascar viewers had jobs to go to
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>sponsors on the steering wheel
Kek
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>>75480856
>>
>>75480860
>>75480832

Trump should abandon the wall and spend the money reconfiguring 1.5 milers
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>>75480877
>Sponsors under hood and flaps
>>
FUCK OFF CHEVY GUY
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Is it another episode of Larson burning through his good stuff early on in the race?
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>>75480860
Yup, I start in 5 minutes
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>>75480880

Saved.
Thank you anon.
>>
>>75480897

Yep. Truex on schedule to do the same.
>>
Someone has a good non canada mobile stream?
>>
>>75480890

Under the hood should be sold seperately to teams who want that car to do badly
>>
>muh bad luck troox
>>
>>75480856
do you hate when people assume Australians actually like that Fosters piss?
>>
>>75480888
this would be an excellent addition to the coming infrastructure bill
Let's set aside 3.7 billion dollars for engineering research on how to make 1.5 mile ovals more competitive
Then 22.9 billion dollars for reconfiguring the tracks
Shovel ready project if I've ever seen one
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>>75480791
>dad is the greatest stock car driver of all time
>win some plate races, most of which people think at least one or two were scripted/allowed cheating
>get hurt during your only championship run
>stepmom tanks the team over the next few years
>picked up by the greatest NASCAR team as a teammate to the two best active drivers
>proceed to go on a two year winless streak after being handed top-level equipment because of your name
>finally win again
>get hurt
>win some more plate races
>contemplate retirement

For how heavy the #8 car was shilled for and how he was supposed to carry the sport, it went the exact opposite.

>for the record I like dale
>>
Landon leading
>>
>>75480950
It's all Theresa's fault
>>
>beat shazam

seriously?
>>
>>75480987
This
>>
oh fuck off denny
>>
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LANDON ON THE FRONT ROW
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>>75481000
>with Kanye West
I guess
>>
>hamlel
>>
>DW the ghost

I kekd
>>
>>75481012
I'm serious
had Dale lived, Joonyear would have been a champion driving for DEI before 2005
>>
wew i wonder if he was prepped for the robin miller experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM9KLBArpB8#t=4s
>>
>>75481039
Someone should have warned him
>Don't talk to Robin
>Don't listen to Robin
>Don't make eye contact with Robin
>>
>>75481012
>>75480987
>>75481035
She played a large role, but Dale's own autobiography + recent interviews (like that long-ass one with ESPN) reveal he basically bought a mansion and partied like Johnny Manziel away from the track.
>>
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>>75481039
>indy 500
>>
/ourguy/ Landon trying to kill someone out there
>>
>>75480950
>Hendrick D-team
>Top level equipment
>>
>>75481063
kys
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>>75481051
>watch out for robin and the man with the visible ebony bbw fetish
>>
>leljoie
>>
>>75481073
le lottery race
>>
>>75481069

Nah I'd say the 5 is D team

1 48
2 24
3 88
4 5
>>
>See that Bristol removed seats in the past
>trying to find out where they were

Only place I now for certain is the lower section of the grandstand in Turn 1. They took out the bottom 5-10 rows for a premium bar and terrace
>>
>>75481087
never heard of strategy? especially since nascar removed it with free pit stops between stages. The fact is that indycar is an infinitely superior series to nascar
>>
>inb4 random McDowell wreck
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>>75481111
>indycar is an infinitely superior series to nascar
>>
>>75481111
>indycar is an infinitely superior series to nascar
except for the Meme 500 :^)
>>
>>75481127
it is though
>>
>>75481111
you misspelled ARCA
>>
>>75481135
and the double points. i enjoy both but muh playoffs really need to go.
>>
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>>75481115
thank you for the reminder, some people may have missed it. During Saturday's xFinity race we were treated to Michael McDowell's very one pancake recipe.

PANCAKES
1 Cup Milk
1 Cup Flour
2 Tablespoons of a sugar
2 Tablespoons of oil
1 egg
1 teaspoon of baking powder

SYRUP
Half peanut butter
Half sryup
Microwave for 30 seconds
>>
>>75481095
They team swapped 5 and 88 a year or two after Kahne came in.
>>
>>75481151
you forgot the important part:

DO NOT overcook the pancakes. They should be served medium rare
>>
who /slowlybecominganalcoholic/ here

racing is slightly more exciting drunk
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>cousin taco
>bread
>>
>Ray Gun
>Danican't
>>
>Raygun
>Danicles
>>
>DANICA
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>
Goddamnit Danica was going for the fucking win!
>>
car outside, Danica
>>
>>75481251
>he came down on me
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>gimmie 3rd
>Troox in front
It's over
>>
RAGS IN A
>>
>danica not having fun this season
she is going to quit thank god
>>
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>>75481290
>>
SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN INDYCAR DESU


acutally i feel like she doesnt even like racing anymore
>>
>no non canada stream

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75481312
She doesn't even post about NASCAR on Instagram. It's her doing yoga and cooking vegan shit.
>>
>>75481333
Honestaly i Think that she is only on NASCAR beacuse dont have a Girl driver better than her that is old engought
>>
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>>75481333
>you will never lick her blackened meatballs
>>
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>pitting
fuck
>>
do you think danica fucks her dogs?
>>
>>75481383
what the fuck is that?
>>
>>75481361
Learn how to English. Jesus.
>>
>>75481161

Oh fair enough, that makes sense actually
>>
>>75481383
>Sport but I don't think that would even make a turd..lol
lol
>>
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Fuck
>>
>>75481323
i feel your pain
>>
>Cawshun
Kryle is done
>>
COMMERCIAL
CAWSHUN

Every time
>>
>commercial caution
>>
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>>75481454

Ragan hit it when he was trying to make that move and hit Danica.

That's going to be an interesting meeting at Front Row tomorrow.
>>
PUT IT AWT
>>
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>>75481499
>>
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M&M's sponsoring NASCAR isn't the same since they went to Gibbs.
>>
>>75481499
>>
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>Kryle
>>
>>75481517
>Posting Nascar thunder
>Not god teir nr2003
>>
>>75481393
RACIST
>>
>Adam Stevens in charge of setup
>Kyle Busch going bald from stress
>>
>>75481520
damn, Kryle is pretty bald
>>
>>75481509
>Ragan hit it
>contact was left rear
>working on right rear
>>
>>75481535
Actualy is NASCAR SimRacing (the last NASCAR lunch by EA for PC)
>>
GIMMIE
KASEY
>>
>>75481561
Simracing didn't have the driver models iirc
>>
Fycking logano blew it
race over
>>
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>>75481517
Kenny Schrader had the best M&I'm car
>>
>>75481556

He knocked Cassill into the wall along with hitting him in the left with that so Cassil got fucked on both ends.
>>
>>75481571
They had
I know that beacuse i had the original game
>>
>>75481593
Regardless
>Not playing nr2003
>>
>>75480628
Satellite TV is pretty much all they have in India, they dont have cable.
>>
>>75481607
I played and even did cars Skins tho lol
>>
>>75481588
Landon never touched the wall dumb potato poster
>>
jesus logano how did he win here before
>>
Good racing going on right now
>>
fuck off jj
>>
>48winslol
>>
>jones
>>
>Jones is kill
>>
i wish larson wasnnt too beta to move jimmie
>>
what's that whooshing sound when they're driving around?
>>
>>75481693
this is a little different from the memepost so ill answer. mics in the booth picking up the sound of the cars
>>
Allmendinger is going to fucking kill himself. I don't think there is anyone who drives with as much self hate then him. I'm sure AJ was just fucking around during this interview but at the same time I think he's serious.

http://jeffgluck.com/aj-allmendinger-jtg-daugherty-racing-12-questions-2017/
>>
>Larson speeding
>>
>>75481711
he lost it on the radio at watkins glen like 1 or 2 years ago even though it was his shitty equipment's fault
>>
>>75481727
Seriously? KEK
>>
>speeding

RIGGED
>>
>LARSON
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEHAHAHAHA
>>
>Larson speeding
Fucking GIMMIEWINSLOL
>>
it's another Larson cucks himself episode
>>
How the fuck can you even speed there?
>>
>11, 48, 22

i wish i wasnt an unemployed loser
>>
>hamlin
>>
>>75481791
Could he be one of the few with one whole set of new tires left?
>>
>kissy
>>
>muh nards
>>
Was Kahne just stopped there waiting for a yellow?
>>
>>75481895
He was in the pits for vibrations a few laps earlier
>>
>hurrvick out
Madman
>>
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>TROOX
>>
>THE CITY OF TROOX
>>
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>>75481938
>>
This is literally rigged for gimmie
>>
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>TROOX SPEEDING

FUCK JGR LMAO
>>
>TROOX
>Larson with no tires
>>
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>tru x
>>
this might end up being a shit show
>>
>gimmiewinslol
>>
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NEWMAN
E
W
M
A
N
>>
lar-SON
>>
>The moving chicane of Derrick Cope
kek
>>
>>75482021
kek
>>
its over
>>
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GIMMIE
WINS
LOL
>>
CLINT
L
I
N
T
>>
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>>75482031
not yet
>>
clint dat boyer
>>
CLIT
>>
Gibs Clit your energy lads

\o/\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>
Wait, bowyer 2nd?
>>
Time to
>put it out
>>
not enough time for clit to catch up unfortunately
>>
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>
>>
fuck this
>>
Why do I even watch this shit
>>
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>YEEEEEES
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
>>
>gimmie is going dethrone dale and petty
fuck.
>>
>JJ P1
>Clint P2

Fucking cracking race
>>
Boom. Confetti.

Still, 2nd for Bowyer is damn impressive. I think we'll see some more winless streaks broken this season.
>>
why does larson have to keep cucking himself
>>
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inb4 he fails post race inspection
>>
who /dragcoefficient/ here
>>
Jimmie winning /100races/ b o y z
>>
>JJWins LOL
>>
>LelJoie in 24th

This fuckin' race
>>
DiBenedetto only 19th
>>
>>75482178
he's a short track racer, that's no surprise
>>
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>>75482169
>>
Will Larson Win a Cup series or his history on NASCAR Will be based pra being a stupid cuck?
>>
>>75482178
>lajoie didn't spin/wreck
>>
>>75482220
Him being*
>>
>>75482220
Shut the fuck up and learn English
>>
>>75482236
>CANADA
Go learn french first
>>
>>75482236
No need to be rude
>>
>1 win away from Yarborough
>2 from Waltrip and allison
WEW
>>
>>75482313
How will we celebrate Gimmie's 100th win next year?
>>
>>75482220
He definitely shows potential but always manages to fuck it up at the end
>>
What happened to Jr?
>>
>>75482660
oil cooler broke, hit the wall

Oil cooler Dale's day was ruined
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