>laffs edition
I love hokkei
IS aNdrej Sekera a good defenseman?
>>75478397
good thread
Ducks win cup
In all seriousness can the Pongs win it without Letangerine?
Whoever wins the Pens/Caps series will win the cup.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Also, it will be the Caps.
Manlets are taking over the NHL
>>75478432
What team that has used the trap won a cup. I need examples
How easily will Ducks win?
>>75478414
>shitvakia
>good
Aahahahaha, nope. Hossa is the closest to a good player, and he Cup chased like a starving dog.
>>75478444
Devils
>>75478444
jorsey
>>75478444
poo jersey
>>75478408
this brazil poster is absoluetly assblasted in any icepuck thread
here's a (you) bud
>>75478423
The North Mexico Mallards will not beat the Penguins
>>75478446
Chara > Hossa
>>75478433
>>75478437
>>75478458
Pens won't win without Letang
>>75478439
it's only Marty St. Zuccarelo
>>75478444
Penguins did in either 91 or 92 while they were down against the Craps.
>>75478476
Letang's injury will only make the boys play harder, like last year with Trevor
>>75478476
Literally who will stop them? The caps barely beat the leafs
laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>>75478496
he's too important, someone will expose Pitt's defense before they go back-to-back
Jackets inflated how good the Pens looked
>>75478457
What
>>75478507
The only way the Craps can beat them is if they out offense the Pongs.
Best NHL players who never won Stanley Cup
1 Marcel Dionne
2 Mike Gartner
3 Adam Oates
4 Peter Stastny
5 Mats Sundin
6 Curtis Joseph
7 Daniel Alfredsson
8 Jeremy Roenick
9 Pierre Turgeon
10 Keith Tkachuk
>>75478499
Ducks preds >rags
>>75478525
Add Ovechkin to that list soon.
>>75478476
Honestly not too worried about the penguins defense, more worried about them having to consistently score 3 goals a game to have a chance at winning it
>>75478525
>no bure
>>75478507
Caps are exhausted and were exposed by the Leafs.
Who else can even compete with Pittsburgh without memes?
>>75478544
No one. Crosby and his line of manlets are unstoppable.
>>75478527
>rags
>ducks
My sides. Preds stand a chance only because of their defense
what the fuck am i supposed to do without hokkei today or tomorrow?
fucking nigger iihf fix your tourney schedule
Will Crosby go down in the top 10 of all time by the time he retires?
>>75478573
Watch CHL playoffs
>>75478423
O I L E D
I
L
E
D
>>75478542
>bure
When is it our year?
>>75478444
nashville 2017
>>75478446
>How easily will Ducks win?
They're getting OILED bro.
>>75478577
he already is a top 10 all time anon
I'm number 1 on the /hoc/ bracketchallenge
Oh boy
>>75478585
goddamn deviant art is so casual
>>75478600
Bullshit. His numbers will drop as he gets older.
>>75478611
just like they were suppose to plummet after his concussion?
King Karl will usurp the throne from King Hank
>>75478525
>no Thornton
I'd put him under Oates.
>>75478645
when did jumbo joe confirm his retirement?
>>75478658
saturday
>>75478677
kek
>>75478658
>implying he's not done
>implying he's ever winning one at this rate
lol the time of charity cup runs are dead and gone
>>75478602
oh, didn't realize there was an actual group for this. SAD!
>>75478564
>>75478598
>>75478582
sorry boys, ducks making a cup run this year
>>75478711
>vacationing canadian is actually retarded
this explains a lot
>>75478735
I'M NOT FUCKING CANADIAN PAL, STOP.
>>75478724
>getting past mcdavid
lmao
>>75478754
post a timestamp picture outside your window then you little fucking bitch
oh you wont
>>75478760
>McMeme
>>75478754
t.leaf
>>75478754
IM NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY
>>75478525
>no Bure, Nabokov, Kovalchuk
>>75478724
>face the worst team in the playoffs, win the series off the fact that they haven't won in Your building in 13+ years
>forget your history of choking to good teams
>w-we cup run!!!
is it acceptable to grow your playoff beard while your team is still in the ploffs or does it make you seem like an autist
>>75478787
>3 shitters
>>75478724
I don't need ducks. Fuck ducks.
>>75478792
>oilers
>good teams
I can see the Ducks losing to Nashville or St Louis but I think they will finish off the last Canadian team.
>>75478794
Don't let 4chan dictate what you do
>>75478794
acceptable and encouraged
>>75478807
Go to sleep, Don
>>75478810
when did our nations capital stop being in canada?
>>75478794
Autistic. Don't do it or the consequences will never be the same.
>>75478810
ducks will lose to the preds
>>75478825
>thinking the sens have an inkling of a chance
>>75478835
ducks will lose to the oilers
>>75478815
>>75478821
>>75478831
i havent shaved since a week before the playoffs started anyway and its getting alllah snackbar tier; was gonna do it now but figured id keep it for the ploffs
Mario Lemieux > Gretzky
I'm gonna be an oilers fan now
What do I need to know about the oilers ducks series?
>>75478844
>he rates the >rags
>>75478768
Those are Norwegian trees okay?
When does round 2 start?
>>75478865
west is wed
>>75478852
I'm jealous of your beard growing abilities. Our family doesn't grow nice beards unfortunately.
>>75478856
Ducksfags think Kesler and Getzlaf are gonna bully the Oilers, but they've conveniently forgotten about Lucic, Maroon, Kassian, Nurse, and Gryba.
Should be a fun, fast-paced series.
>>75478853
Jagr babby but I guess that isnt any better than being a kurri babby
>>75478864
>snow
>>75478891
>Jagr baby
Confirmed retarded
>>75478824
>sleep
>at 1pm
Fuck off Evgeni
>>75478887
Both dirty teams, going to be a great series
>>75478905
Snor på Ostlandet i dag.
>>75478815
ok I want you to live and definitely not kill yourself
>>75478891
Tikkanen babby tbqh lad
>>75478864
looks like alberta
reblog this tweet if you've ever been to a stanley cup parade
not so fast flags without 50 glorious stars and 13 glorious stripes
>>75478958
>being born in the 90s
SAD!
>>75478958
>amerifucks
93 MTL boii
how do we get more russians to post on /hoc/?
>>75478979
oh id already been to my second pongs parade by then and two since
>>75478990
fuck off we're full
>>75478990
Make it a free-2-play MMO or other multiplayer game.
I want to protect this smile
>>75478990
We hold an election
>>75478990
i would lake to exchange all of the /hoc/ finns for russians
thanks you
>>75478990
bryz shitposts under a leaf flag
>>75478990
move /hoc/ to kc
>>75478990
post on 2chan
Sean?
>>75479125
>civil union
Confirmed gay, confirmed Sean
>>75478990
pls don't
Laughing SO HARD at Tedarius from Baltimore
>>75478485
Arvidsson is the best manlet
>>75479142
How expensive is krokodil these days
>Subban's team swept the Blackcocks
>Desharnais scored the series winner
>Meanwhile, Weber and Davidson are re-evaluating their life choices
>>75478990
If russians were to post regularly, how could you appreciate threads like this
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/29947265/
The oilers suck assdildos and are going to get swept lmao
>>75479168
>fany spamming the end of the thread
>>75479201
>being this mad
>at oil
>>75479150
shitty meme, Bob
>>75479224
That's my uncles name
>>75479218
why would I be mad? I am amused by how much assfisting the team does to each other on a nightly basis. Is this normal behavior?
>>75479267
>american fantasies
top cuck
cheapest tickets for the NHL games in Sweden are now 2000SEK (225 dollars)
how is this compared to domestic games ?????
>THE CALGARY SHAMES
>>75479318
Pretty spendy
>>75479287
Wew great comeback kid. Sure got me there.
not
Will anybody else be watching some meme tier Swedish Hockey League? Game 5 of the finals starts in about 30 bings
>>75478598
>>75479210
best chicken joint that's fast food
>>75478990
If Ovi finally wins the cup
>Canada's hopes for the cup now rest on a budget team and a team that made it into the playoffs for the first time in a decade
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>75479334
keep fantasizing about your male opponents "assfisting" each other
totally normal behaviour
>>75479341
yes, I also have a good chunk of money on Lindblom to get a point
>>75479379
Matthews will win a cup before mcsecondary
South korea is pretty good at hockey
>>75479428
they do have the same amount of olympic golds as finland
pretty impressive desu
>>75479428
In the same way that Netherlands is good at Baseball? Are they all US army rape babies?
>>75479448
Our time will come
>>75479460
Korea have only 3 canadian players.
>>75479460
Netherlands is good at baseball because of their Caribbean territories
>>75479428
You'd expect them to be pretty good at skating due to their lower center of gravity and good reflexes, but they would probably get crushed in north american rinks.
good guys(little media exposure, underrated, no one ever talks about them or expects anything)
>ducks
>preds
>senators
>blues
bad guys(constantly talked about, overrated)
>penguins
>oilers
>caps
>rags guys
>rags
>The date was Jan. 9, 2016. At Bell Centre in Montreal. Penguins forward Tom Kuhnhackl was minutes away from making his NHL debut.
>Inside the team’s dressing room, Kuhnhackl sat with his head down, quiet and nervous, before his next-door neighbor, Patric Hornqvist, broke the silence with a few inspirational words.
>“He just turned to me and started screaming in Swedish,” Kuhnhackl recalled. “I was like, ‘Is this normal? What’s happening here?’ I honestly started to get scared. I wasn’t used to it. Now, I love it.”
>>75479698
>based horny will never autisticly screech at you before your nhl debut
>>75479698
lmao
>>75479428
they're paying a buttload of money to canadians to teach them how to play though so they don't get embarrassed. I read an article how some guys went over there instead of playing in the AHL since they're just throwing so much money at them
>>75479698
lmao hornqvist is such a retard
>>75479698
>.jpg
for what purpose
please watch Great Britain vs Estonia later
>>75479646
The media only ever shits on the Caps
>>75479757
i have an appointment in an hour, what time is your game?
>>75479757
>who vs who
Yeah, nah
>>75479210
>Not liking CFA.
Kindly leave.
>>75479822
Starts at 7.30 pm so in 45 minutes
>>75479823
:(
Flyers desu
We'll be back a lot stronger next year
>>75479811
They pick them to win every single year, the media are basically canuck fans on /hoc/ for the caps
>BRITISH hockey
lmfao
>>75479867
Are they trading Giroux?
Giroux for Kunitz straight up. Thatll make Flyers better
>>75479698
hornqvist is a cool guy
>>75479893
Giroux is the best player in the world though, why would they trade him?
>no hokkei til' wednesday
TORTURE
>>75479889
We still have more olympic gold medals than Finland
>>75479908
>Giroux is the best player in the world
You mean gayest player right?
>>75479924
This guy has the most unfortunate physique, he basically looks like penguin from batman
>>75478444
not one
not two
but three
>Crosby has an Emmy award
Grammy award when?
>>75479958
juno awards first
>>75479893
Trade giroux for some draft picks, trade simmonds for some draft picks and voracek for some picks and start rebuilding.
But oh well, i'm surely not the only one who wants to see philly in the bottom for the next 50yrs.
>>75479978
why don't they get a goaltender instead?
>>75479991
fine, trade mason for some picks. he's worth maybe a 3rd and a 4th round pick tho so that won't get you anything good unless you're really lucky. but giroux is worth atleast 2 1st round picks + 1 2nd and voracek also something like that. should get you a possible elite goaltender. But fuck the flyers.
>Price to Jets for Ehlers, Connor and 2nd round pick?
Is this good?
>>75480009
>giroux is worth 2 1st round picks
Philly dilusion
>>75480026
>generational goalie for grinder, shit goalie and bust pick
>>75479978
>But oh well, i'm surely not the only one who wants to see philly in the bottom for the next 50yrs.
you're definitely not
>1 Washington v 2 Pittsburgh
>9 NY Rangers v 12 Ottawa
>10 St. Louis v 16 Nashville
>6 Anaheim v 8 Edmonton
Bravo Bettman
>>75480027
>''but fuck the flyers''
He's had a bad year. He's still elite. and I'm a craps fan.
>>75480027
but he's literally better than Crosby?
>>75480026
if it was the trade deadline, it didn't look like he'd sign and the habs weren't in a playoff spot, then it'd MAYBE be okay at best
so no
>>75480052
Only a handful of players are worth multiple first round picks. Giroux isnt one.
>>75480060
Nah. Crosby is by far the best player in the NHL. Once again, coming from a /crapitals/
>>75480052
Giroux has been past it for 2 years now
t. flyers fan
>>75480074
>dutch hockey knowledge
>>75480060
>deleted the tweet
>>75480065
Maybe 2 1st rds is too much. 1 1st + 1 2nd isn't out of the ballpark though.
I bet this is how hockey players are bullied at hockey school
>>75480084
>>75480104
>he can't lift the puck off the ice when shooting a wrister
Hockey school bullying was fucking brutal at 7
Reminder that if the lockout never happened in 2004-2005, Crosby would have never gone to the penguins, and the penguins would have never won a cup, the jackets would have tanked to get him and would have won a cup by 2009
>>75480120
Imagine rick Nash AND Sidney's Crosby on the same team with Sergei fedorov
>>75480120
Everyone knows that lottery was rigged. Why buttman insists on keeping the pongs alive is the only surprising thing.
>>75478397
Is Booby Ryan C L U T C H?
>>75480153
>columbus isnt shit enough with crosby to draft all those shitty busts like filatov and brule
>they immediately become the 1st real dynasty in the cap era
would have been cool
>>75480120
>>75480153
Just thinking about the 08-09 season, it would have been better if the red wings won that year just saying, but the jackets having Crosby and Nash would have been soooo memey, not just for the music references but because they are polar opposite players
>ohio dreams about their neighbor's team's star players playing for them
Daily reminder that the New York Rangers drafted Al Montoya 6th (SIXTH) overall in 2004
>>75480203
>he doesn't dream of his team having one of the greatest players
>>75480039
I meant Kyle Connor the skater, not Hellebuyck
>>75480120
>crosby might have been picked by the >rags
can you fucking imagine
>>75480176
The >rags were in the same lottery, if he wanted to fix it they would have got him
>>75480204
>daily
who tells lies on the internet
>>75480120
laughing SO HARD at ted from akron
>>75480222
>he has to dream
>>75480226
I don't want to mate
>>75480204
So? Goalies are voodoo, he had a good pedigree.
>>75480250
don't worry, no one wants to mate with you either
>>75480204
It's just weird thinking about Montoya, Dubnyk and Schneider all being in the 1st round and being in the same group.
>rags
anyone have that rags copypasta?
>>75480278
>rags
There you go m8
>>75480243
>he thinks that he's had every generational talent of the past 50 years
At least we haven't gone bankrupt
>>75480120
>the penguins would have never won a cup
But they won two in the 90's :^)
>>75480282
>we
LMAO TUKKA WAS DRAFTED BY THE MAPLE LEAFS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA>>75480292
The whole city of Pittsburgh has gone bankrupt
>>75480278
looking for the reddit pasta from the debbies fan absolutely shredding rags fans
>>75480278
>rags
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>shit arena
>shit GM
>shit mascot
>shit city
>shit history
>shit coaches
>shit trainers
>>75480243
>tanks season to acquire talent to pull themselves out of bankruptcy
recent successes don't negate that shamefrul dispray
>>75480295
why do your argument always have nothing to do with hockey?
>>75480295
pittsburgh is doing fine actually, we swapped steel for tech and medicine
>>75480282
>29 combined years of lemieux and crosby
>only 4 cups
>>75480282
>Mario and jagr
>Crosby and Malkin
They've had 4 generational talents play for them the past couple of decades
>>75480326
BTFO
>>75480302
No the one where a tripfag freaked out over >rags spamming
Who is ready for ducks vs. oilers?
Reminder that if the NHL was going to rig the draft for Pittsburgh, they wouldn't have screwed them out of the 1st pick the year before in getting Ovechkin.
>>75480326
what's canada's excuse? that's 4 cups to one team in a team where an entire country has 1 cup
>>75480342
>Cucks had all that time to rest
WORRIED
>>75480333
t. Man who has no cups
>>75480326
rags tier
>>75480348
What do you mean? Gretzky was 4 cups in 9 years. Unless McMeme goes Thornton, I'm not seeing your point.
>>75480407
I mean in the time Pittsburgh has one 4 cups, the entire country of Canada has one 1 cup.
>>75480326
>only 4 of the last 25 Cups
>only Red Wings have won as many in that amount of time
wew sick burn
>>75480348
the league is like 20% Canadian teams and all of our talent gets leeched to US teams via drafting and cap limitations.
>>75480354
rest is statistically proven to be a complete negative in hockey
why do you think every team lost after coming back from the bye week
>>75480444
>and all of our talent gets leeched to US teams via drafting and cap limitations.
what is edmonton?
>>75480424
and leaked emails prove that the nhl conspired to keep canadian teams out of the playoffs for much of that time
>>75480484
>>75480424
usually the "best player in the world" and "playing on a canadian team" don't really go hand in hand unless you're in alberta
unless you want to count Roy, who did win a cup
>>75480495
very funny, gary
>>75480472
A shithole
>>75480498
carolina won a cup with rod brindamour in that time span lmao
>>75480522
a shithole that leeches talent from deserving teams in the US!
>>75480528
Beating a Canadian team in the final :3
>>75480009
>trade Mason to Columbus
Vezina trophy confirmed like that other guy
>>75478794
To grow a true playoff beard you must shave the day before the playoffs and start fresh. You aren't allowed to bring a regular season beard in. Trimming is controversial and is only allowed after a loss
>>75480585
Who cares, it's only about the stan lee cup. Conn Smythe is a nice bonus.
Also. Why the fuck doesn't Bettman put it like
> #1 vs 2nd WC
>#2 vs #3 of opposing division
>#1(2) vs 1st WC
Does Bettman really want the best series (wsh/pit) in 2nd round every year?
1-0
bong/eesti
>>75480204
Why do teams draft goalies in the first round? Legit question
>>75480631
buttman is entirely about shilling rivalries, that's why we have "rivalry night" and all these fake rivalries like caps vs pens. so he wants more divisional matchups in the playoffs so he can create more fake rivalries
>>75480631
Bettman prefers regional representation over the best teams winning. Right now we're guaranteed a pacific and central team in the conference finals. Bettman also loves easy TV scheduling
>>75480645
>confusing Buttman with NBC
>>75480672
buttman has been shilling rivalries since crosby entered the league. he wants so badly for there to be a pittsburgh/ohio rivalry and tried so hard to make ovi/crosby one too. NBC has just continued it
>>75480636
does anyone actually feel kind of sad for Joe in this picture?
>>75480694
you do realize that Columbus fans hate Pittsburgh for much the same reason Nashville hates Chicago. All the bandwagoners in the Blue Jacket arena are pretty bad by the sounds of it.
>>75480722
>Kevin Kurz @KKurzNBCS 25 min
>DeBoer says Thornton was playing through a torn MCL and ACL
A FUCKING LEAF
>>75480722
Maybe he should stop choking. Edmonton's top line had a combine ZERO (0) playoff games before this year. Their top pairing had 5. Their goalie had 0 playoff starts.
>talking hockey when no hockey is being played
>>75480753
>That off-centre "Toronto"
They can't even do logos right
>>75479698
>>75479744
>retard
>implying he isn't the real reason behind the penguins success
>After games, the necks of Hornqvist’s undershirts are routinely shredded. They don’t come like this. Hornqvist usually Hulk Hogan’s them in fits of intensity
>He’s definitely the most intense guy I’ve ever played with,” said Matt Cullen, who has played 1,469 NHL games when you combine regular season and playoffs. “Everybody understands how bad he wants to win. It’s all about that. It’s not about personal stuff as far as wanting goals or wanting assists. I think we all know how much he wants to win and how much he cares about the guys.
>Kuhnhackl said Hornqvist has developed a new pregame routine, in that he couples the yelling with a few body punches before they head out onto the ice.
>Hornqvist does similar stuff with Marc-Andre Fleury while bumping gloves and chests with several others.
>>75470280
wow. this thread..
>>75480752
he is so manly along with being a generational talent. I was referring to the cup being in the background. He was so close last year...
>>75480740
pittsburgh and cleveland and even cincy is a real rivalry across every sports league so they tried to tap in on that by putting a hockey team in Columbus. the problem is nobody plays hockey in Ohio
also, a lot of those bandwagoner pens fans in Ohio were probably pens fans before the expansion and them changing teams would be an even worse bandwagoning
>>75480722
little bit desu
>>75480457
Except the ducks, who came out of the bye week and went on a winning streak, they also need time off to get injured players back
>>75480120
>Crosby almost went to Buffalel
>>75480758
>not watching storbritannien run circles around leeasti
plen
>>75480774
Nah that's BS, pongs fans invade every fucking arena in the country besides huge market ones cause they can't get tickets
pongs fans are a tumor
>>75480794
so did mcJesus lol
Bufflel forever cucked
>>75480722
I want to forget
>>75480841
>supporting your team is cancer
>>75480772
was last season his last good year?
>>75480767
He's one of my favorite players. Agitator without being dirty or taking stupid penalties. Those are the most entertaining players, love them or hate them.
>>75480853
>your team
>since 2016
ummmm....
>>75480853
>supporting your team
>giving money to another team
>making it so other teams can't get new fans into games to 'grow the game' because faggots buy up all the tickets
>>75480882
is this supposed to insult me?
>supporting teams
>not just shitposting
>After game 3
HAHA Caps are choking. Just give us the Cup already!
>After game 6
W-We don't care that we lost, t-this was just experience
>>75480881
A VERY good post my dear friend!
I can only agree
>>75480887
>making it so other teams can't get new fans into games to 'grow the game' because faggots buy up all the tickets
ahahahahahha
>giving money to another team
a jew gets the money in the end anyway
>>75480772
Maybe technically, but last year's SCF wasn't even close.
>>75480774
>nobody plays hockey in Ohio
What? Just because they don't make it to the NHL doesn't mean they don't play
Also it's Cleveland and Detroit that's the bigger rivalry and Cleveland and chicago
>>75480909
Speaking of jews, before the pongs were gifted Crosby they had NO fans and it was their arena that was being invaded by faggot bandwagoners like you. I make sure to dump beer on every reddithawks and redditpongs fan I see in my teams arena.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
2-0
>Thornton had a torn ACL and MCL
>Couture's mouth had pretty much caved in
>Hertl had a broken foot
>Marleau had a broken thumb
>Donskoi had a separated shoulder
What did San Jose do to anger the hockey gods?
>Poostonia
>>75480953
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>75480967
bongistan/leeastoni
2-0 bongos
>>75480914
>Ohio
>Total Players: 14,387 (-0.29%)
it's barely more players than texas
>>75480986
Stream?
>>75480956
>they still won a game 7-0
how
>>75479646
Pulling for a NSH-WAS final where Forsberg scores in OT so we can all laugh at the Erat trade
>>75481006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikLHhHkZzNo
>>75480946
>reeee stop buying tickets to your team's games
>oh but reward the team with your hard earned money when they are """purposely""" tanking
:^\
>>75480956
>and >we still manage to do 7-0
next year
our year
>>75481020
wow sold out game
>>75481020
EESTI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgKJTNU4lQ
>>75480990
That's also 10th in the US
>>75481045
lmao bit embarrassing innit
it is in fucking belfast tho and fuck going there
KORPISALO TO TEAM FINLAND CONFIRMED!!!
(probably also means that Rask isn't coming)
>>75481053
for the 7th most population state :^) looks like you went backwards
>>75481059
Why the fuck would they have it in fucking Belfast? Pretty dumb desu
>>75481026
Not every team has a tremendous bandwagon from people who worship 'superstars', some teams have decent attendance and are good teams but still have pongs fans invading them who don't even know what the fuck offsides or icing is but are there to be a nuisance and suck the cock of Crosby. Seriously, your fanbase is casual and cancer.
What should I make for lunch lads
>>75481020
I'm just going to assume everyone ran to the bathroom for the intermission
>>75481107
A frnech omelette
>>75481107
An avocado sandwich, a quesadilla, or tuna salad.
>>75481097
they have an arena/team but so do a lot of nicer cities
my guess would be to """""inclusive"""""" to norn ire who do admittedly get overlooked when it comes to the uk
>>75481107
/reuben/ senpai
>>75481107
make like a tree and fuck off
>>75481105
Sorry your city's residents would rather bandwagon the Penguins than root for whatever losers you house, but that's not really Pittsburgh's problem.
>>75478760
>McCuckold
>25th place in goals
Oh golly gee
>>75481105
damn you are so butthurt over nothing
>>75481020
just got back from my appointment m8 hows the game going so far?
>>75481107
Rib eye steak desu
>>75481107
turkey club
fucking refpuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75480758
lel'd at the picture
>>75481122
lmao so they throw them a bone by giving them a hockey game? Must really care
>>75481134
He's a playmaker and elevates the teammates around him. That's more valuable than a one-dimensional meme player like Ovi.
In summary: eat shit faggit
>>75481141
2-0 to GB right now, something like 20 shots to 4 in favour of GB too.
>>75481158
>playmaker
>less primary assists than that Baldzlaf
hmm...
>>75481170
That means he's adept at starting the play.
>>75481169
well done m8
reminder that estonia is rightful finnish clay so you are essentially beating up on finns
>>75481175
fuck off proxy fag
>>75481158
>He's really good at passing to a player who proceeds to pass it to another player who actually scores the goal
Mc25thplace sure won me over
Look out Jonathan Marchessault and Patrick Eaves! McDavid is the new swinging dick
I thought Estonia was better at hockey
>>75481190
Norge has already proven he's not a proxy, dumb faggot. Stay mad
>>75481169
you the clan lad?
>>75481200
dumb proxy fag
why is team great britain playing on irish soil? this is a GB team not a UK team
>>75481208
underage b&
Reminder there is a German oilels bandwagoner who thinks Crysaitl is better than Getzlaf
>>75481208
Who cares, she'll never be my gf :^(
Just a big tease
>Britcucks in charge of hokkei logos
are those tire tracks in the corner or somethign
>>75481226
that's a great logo and name for a team
>>75481218
Why do you think any of us know the difference
>>75481175
>warning
I just get fucking one week bans from every little thing nowadays
>>75481203
Nope
>>75481245
Be humbler in your shitposting and you'll be fine.
>>75481019
Pulling for a STL-WSH final where Shittenkirk gets beat in OT winner so we can laugh at that trade
>>75481224
a man can dream
>>75481245
Why don't the mods ever ban Grease who has not once posted something remotely on topic and repeatedly blogposts in a sports thread
>>75481182
should have been permaban
>>75481197
Its just a province of Finland
>>75481258
>sabre tooth eating an injun
raciss af, delet this
>>75481270
faggot detected, you can't play too
nice save there for the estonian keeper
>>75481280
The proper term is prairie nigger
>>75481269
the mod is the greek poster
>>75481280
Why do the hawks not get the same shit thrown at their logo/name as Indians and Redskins?
someone make a haxball took
hey whatever happened to eurosport?
>>75481269
I have been banned many of times.
>>75481301
this please
>>75481298
Because those sports are actually popular and more visible
What kind of pizza should I order lads
>>75481269
maybe start reporting all grease posts? I have the flag filtered so I don't see them and dont report them
>>75481316
Jalapeño and pineapple
>>75481208
>unironically listening to this garbage
>>75481316
Måmmi
Why has hiroshima not range banned Greece from all boards?
>>75481298
They have, just no one cares what liberals say anymore.
>>75481334
GET IN
>>75481316
Bonaqua and failure
>>75481317
How do you filter flags?
Do you need some faggy Chrome extension?
>>75481298
the fear the hard but just hockey revenge
refpuck desu
SCARRR
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/679amo/nhl_anime_bet_episode_1_blackhawks_vs_preds_game/
What the FUCK is wrong with Reddit?
>>75481301
Join you piece of shit.
>>75481379
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with reddit. Stop fucking reddit-shaming.
Who here listens to shoegaze?
Good to listen to while watching hokkei
>>75481392
I listen to bob cole
>>75481370
they are outpossessing the hell out of GB. Fucking manlets too.
>>75481379
Trips have zero grounds to make fun of Reddit so shut the fuck up and post spread bumhole
>>75481370
meme game
>>75481357
Yes you need an extension like 4chanx
>>75481357
it helps
>>75481392
post some good shoegaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mppg4Jo1Hr4
>>75481412
you should put it on. It is slow and comfy.
>>75481334
doesn't connect
>>75481334
did you already close this you faggot
>>75481392
what's shoeglaze?
Mosey is a decent player. Rest are shit.
>>75481450
>>75481457
>answers 9 minutes later
I dont have all day to wait in a haxball room gayboy. Make a room now and ill join
What's a good hockey podcast?
>>75481490
>>75481491
>>75481490
password
>>75481490
password is "shaw" for newfags
>>75481401
22-4 SOG first period
leeasti need refs to score
it's over desu
>Leafs unexpectedly make the playoffs on the back of rookies and young players
>take the President's Trophy-winning team to six games, five of which are decided in overtime
>watch their first-overall pick continue his Calder-winning play in the playoffs, establish himself as the crown jewel of the organization
Yet you insufferable nerds shittalk them.
>autism
>>75481488
dowd is better than mosey imo
>>75481503
Marek vs Wyshinski
>>75481298
Probably because their logo and name is cooler and less offensive
And because hockey isn't a bigger sport
>>75481392
Good taste
Can't wait to listen to new Slowdive and Ride albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1CtppRnl4E
>>75481539
>laffs
>>75481539
>play the biggest chokers in hockey
>they choke and the series is up for grabs
>still swept in 6
team nordic wins
im going to dine for this win
>>75481435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wLwKnEke9s&list=PL8B6C6C29198B13B2
>>75481539
from dead last to playoffs in one year
pretty impressive desu
also gonna be sick when they sign kovalchuk
>>75481619
>refhax
Will the be the ploffs with no game 7s?
>>75481539
>Matthews
>good
>>75481563
Thank you
>>75481732
There's like 5 seasons worth of inside jokes now but it's funny and has good info
>>75481563
>Marek vs Wyshinski
cuck
How come Canada sucks at U18?
>>75481789
chl playoffs
>>75481698
Oilers in 7
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Stop shitposting Norge
>>75481698
Caps Pens will probably go into 7 games
>>75481837
They need to pause that shit so /ourboys/ can win.
We can't keep losing.
Are they /ourguys/?
For me it's Nicholle Anderson eating pizza
>hockey team in the Separatist province is called the Canadiens
Why arent there any vuvuzelas at this game? It would be better than this constant drumming.
>>75481920
yfw Vegas Knights are just a relocated London Knights
>eesti has 6 men on the ice
>no call
>interefere on stewart
>no call
literal refpuck for leastonia
For the Maple Leafs, it's Justin Bieber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7R_9kEST_k
>>75481924
that slice looks like garbage.
they couldn't get cancer lady decent 'za?
Karlsson vs. Finally good again Rick Nash
Crosby vs. Ovechkin vol. 3
Tarasenko vs. lol not the Blackhawks
Connor McJesus vs. a duck
good round 2 bros. I'm kinda excited. Still wish the Blue J's made it though.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
4-1
GO HOME EESTI YOU'RE DRUNK
Peestonia BTFO
>>75481968
Can you really expect anything more from Boston?
>>75481924
how did she bypass the no singles policy?
>>75481996
She swiped her cancer card?
LMFAO
5 (FIVE) 1 (ONE)
>Blur
jesus christ UK get a new song already
>>75482017
LMFAO
MEME GAME
>estonia celebrating
>didn't actually go in
lmao
>>75482022
Good idea, we'll update it to Seven Nation Army
>>75482026
fuck off m8 this is literally all we have
>>75482057
thats always the best way to go desu
>>75482057
Cheeky
>>75480914
yeah, too many faggot kids get sucked off into lacrosse.
it's basically hockey for poor kids and my old school was literally the exact same team.
>>75482057
taken!!!! :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrzOrVZHny8
>>75482022
Woo hoo
about to make some cheeky chicken tendies lads
>>75482022
*zombie nation starts playing*
>>75482143
it aint me would be a good goal horn for real though
>>75478792
Bruce game 7 Boudreau is gone now randy is here win anaheims 2nd. Also you are implying oilels are a good team beyond mcsecondary assists.
>1967 was 50 years ago
LOL!!! Kill yourselves Laffers!!!!
>>75482202
this
ducks in 6
>>75482100
Why are there no Nords in hockey
>>75482226
there's a norge on the >rags
>>75482226
racism
>>75482219
Based Norge hasnt been wrong about the ducks yet.
>>75482247
our year ducksu
how do the ducks plan to win anything with canuck hand-me-downs?
>sweden scores
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGEEEEEEENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING KAN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS plays
>the absolute state of canadian goal horns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUHopCUonDI
really makes you think
>>75482339
This has to be fake
>>75482339
multicultural paradise
>>75482339
So progressive
Beautiful
>>75482339
fucking racist
>>75482339
Jets have the best goal horn.
It's an actual horn taken off an old freight train engine car.
5-1
literally WHO can stop us?
((((gg eesti))))
>>75482339
Jesus Christ
>>75482384
I remembered to edit out connors ears off when I made that, looks weird with the coon ears too
>>75482339
i unironically like this
we them boys sounds funny as hell
>>75482397
the World Health Organization doesn't have a team so I guess you are good.
>>75482355
it's real
https://youtu.be/SiRvehKvMtU?t=11m4s
>>75482397
Lithuania and Japan.
both best and worst korea are on the rise
>>75482290
Good song desu.
>>75482434
yeah probs desu
but for now let us enjoy our moment :-)
How is everyone today? Holding up with no playoffs the next two days?
>>75482166
>it aint me
The song is Fortunate Son you fucking casual
>>75482469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxUhHQKZRGs
compared to finlands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQmBLvIHrE
>>75482479
No I want to kill myself.
>>75482487
is this your first day on 4chan lad?
>>75482515
>i don't know what CCR is better call him new
>>75482487
Go back to 9gag, newfig
>>75482487
>>75482529
its a fucking five year old meme at this stage you absolute cunt of a dipshit
going to assume the leaf is master baiter and hooked you all with his double bluff
>>75482487
HOLLA WE DEM BOYS
>>75482558
>A fucking leaf
>Competency
Pick one
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>>75482506
Finland is incapable of not memeing ive decided.
>>75482558
no, he's straight outta reddit
>>75482578
phoneposters should be gassed
>>75482578
Fuck off Blompf-fag
>>75482608
>he doesn't shitpost at work
>>75482612
Hey friendo I'm going to your country in August
>>75482619
im shitposting right now from work
i dont have a fucking vagina anon
>>75482608
>he doesn't sit on his settee watching games with a beer and his phone ready to whip out a cheeky scaaar
phoneposting is the patrician choice for sports
>>75482619
Actually taking a shit while shit posting desu
>>75482608
>he slumps over his """""""""""battlestation"""""""""""" in his basement next to his cum rags and piss jugs literally getting mad at mobile cellular devices
Sad!
>>75482608
>not posting from your phone when you know there's a chance the post you're about to post could get you b&
It's like a free proxy basically.
>>75482652
Blown the fuck out by Kazakhstan
>>75482652
based Borat
>>75482666
>>75482672
>giving sean (you)s
maybe this faggot loving general jsut isnt for me
>>75482681
hi Sean!
>>75482681
>jsut
JUST
>>75482681
>Sean
"no"
>>75482268
Hell yeah rawn i beleeb
>>75482271
>Beat a 1 man team.
>face preds who have never been to a wcf before
>defeat craps when they crap in the finals
Best goalhorn/song as well
https://youtu.be/iX47l5MewaY
>>75482718
Charge your fucking phone
Best goal horn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjLaKNxjRlg
>>75482718
>his town is literally just commie blocks surrounding a disco ball
>>75482729
Something is wrong with it always shows 1%
>>75478658
>tfw he was apparently playing with a torn MCL and ACL
is it just >shorks propaganda? H-he was injured the whole time g-guys.