ITT: Athletes who are not actual athletes but somehow managed

>>75477012
what does she play

me on the back

>>75477096
the skin flute

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This madman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

>1 apperance in a 10+ year career

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more than half of'em

>>75477121
ur the babby?

>>75477594
I think he was joking. No black people on background.

>>75477337

>he actually scored a goal

>>75477012
t. retard

>>75477876
Would you bomb yourself if I told you I had a dream of Muhammad licking my anus and milking me?

>>75477887
dude that's like
gay

>>75477337
jesus christ what a man

>>75477912
Anal licking and milking is not gay, fucktard.

>>75477337
Imagine if you could get away with right now, you would become a millionaire

>>75477968
Well, you can. Mascherano and Ibrahimovic has mastered this art.

>>75477337
What a fucking legend

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Daily reminder that no one will remember him when he retires.

That Ali dia lad who literally scammed his way into a short lived English premier league career

>>75477337
Every league gets one or two of these every year during the transfer period, alway Brazilian or Argentinian. Do you guys know what promoters are how they make a living?

>>75477430
Basketball seems to be the most genetic based sport ever, well probably in the NBA you need skills too.

An acquaintancesof mine went to play college basketball in australia. He's as big as a fucking prometheus engineer (without the muscles) and that's about it. Dosn't seem very gifted in the sport and he dosn't really workout that much (that's what we he told me anyway), but since he's tall and not a half-retarded when it comes to playing, he's living the good life playing for some shitty team, free education and banging fresh college pussy in the land down under

>>75478226
>el corinthiANO

>>75477337
>He later returned to Brazil and started a career as a farce footballer since he "wanted to be a footballer, but did not want to play football", becoming friends of many footballers such as Carlos Alberto Torres, Ricardo Rocha and Renato Gaúcho so that he could have a big network to be recommended whenever he needed a new club. With a physical shape similar to professional footballers, but lacking skills, his fraud consisted of signing a short contract and stating that he was lacking match fitness so that he would spend the first weeks only with physical training where he could shine. At the time he went to train with other players, he would feign a hamstring injury and, by the lack of technology at the time, it was difficult to discover that it was a fake injury. He had a dentist to claim that he had focal infection whenever any club wanted to go further in the case. By doing this steps, he went on to stay a few months at the clubs just training and without ever exposing that he was a fraud footballer.

BASED AS FUCK

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>>75477887
calm your shit and enjoy some of your favourite drink

>>75477012

>when you're in great shape but from the neck up you look like a sloppy ugly piece of shit

>>75477337
I read quite a bit about con men, hustlers, scam artists and such. This guy now has made it into my short list of all time legends! To keep up the sham for all those years is truly amazing.

>>75479802
Topkek.

>>75477337

kek, truly the greatest GOAT of all time

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>>75477337
he was dating a tranny last time i heard of

>>75477012
his wife though

damn

>>75480537
Damn she thicc as fuck

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>>75477337
>afraid of being caught, he shot all the balls to the crowd while kissing the club's badge

MADMAN
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>>75480612
>she

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>>75477337
funniest part is that he started by returning to clubs he had already been rejected by in his youth

>>75480619
note to self: giving away free shit and pandering will get you everywhere in life

>>75480932
that's called being a politician

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>tfw wondering if he's still in the scamming game and if these things even exist

>>75480619
I keked so hard at that

>>75477337
absolutely based

>>75480976
What if his entire scamming career is a scam and he's just playing us like a damn fiddle?

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>>75477337
>Castor told the coach to play Kaiser as his team was losing by 2–0 and sent the player to warm up. Again afraid of being caught, he saw a group of supporters giving the stick to the players and started to fight them so that he was sent off before even entering the field.

>>75477616
This is supposedly the goal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UxYRRUDmQY

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>>75481657
>he got a 6 month extension because of that

fuck imagine if he actually tried to be a decent player at least. He sure put a lot of fucking effort into it

>>75481320
probably. What if he had friends at some clubs and decided to make a quick buck and had them confirm that he trained with them and you got all these journalists making shit up for him

>>75477012

"Athlete" is a big word to describe this guy...

>>75477012
>implying he didn't tear a new asshole every 3 years to get Messi to finals

>>75480537
Is this the same thicc tranny??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdgisGYCiJA

>>75477012
I think he's pretty good

been a bit bad this season but overall great player

>>75484303
>I think he's pretty good
>spanish flag
No wonder you think that, spanish >people can't into football.

>>75478160
poor bait

>>75484556
It's not bait once you understand tennis is not actually an sport.

>>75478160

>daily reminder
>no one will remember

poor quality post man

>>75480537
>con man with no athletic skills passes himself off as knowing the sport for years and is into thicc tranny bunda

definitely /ourguy/

>>75481704
>his only "goal" is really an own goal

Perfect.

>>75484505
I mean of literally all the countries the spanish are the ones that don't know about it?

>>75484968
Spain wasn't any good until Xavi came along

>>75484991
>Xavi
You meant Iniesta.

>Spain honestly believes the good one is Xavi.

>>75484968
spain had top tier Euro history and had some great players in the late 90s-early 2000s

I'm pretty sure this generation came from assmad after getting robbed by the dirty gooks in 02.

>>75484232
WEW

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How this man convinced club & country that he's an athlete worth playing is beyond me.

>>75478866
I mean... eh. It used to be more so. Size has been become less important in modern basketball. It used to be that the most important players were big men. Now, teams go without a true center. Some programs are still stuck in the 1980's, and you'll be able to get a roster spot just by being big enough, but they are becoming fewer and fewer.

>>75485552
It was the mafia

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>>75481991

>>75477337
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

amazing he could pull that off in the mid-80's

>>75480537
Moar?

>>75478866
big hands are at least as important as being tall, but the point is the same.

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Not a team sport, but still a scammer.

>>75489533
y

her shadow boxing gif is obligatory...anyone

Grant Hill in Orlando, so many injuries. Faggot just collected his money while never playing for long. Not sure if he drove over to miami to bang pussy.

Then the team gets rid of him after his prime and he has several decent years playing on the suns. Suddenly got healthy somehow.

>>75489533
It's not a scam if you were literally the best fighter for months. She just fell out of her groove.

>>75485552
pleb filter
best argie defender of his generation

>>75481991
Kek, it's true. I believe he could have been our best player in the history ;_;

>>75489727
Grant Hill was really good when healthy tho

>>75490196
Most of us did

He then proceeded to pick injuries every 2 days

>>75477337
>Get told to warm up in preparation of going on
>Start a fight with fans to get sent off before you're even on
>Get a contract extension

This guy is THE absolute madman

>>75480537
>>75477337
based

>>75480537
He's literally /Our/ guy.

>>75489533
the UFC, Dana White and Joe Rogan are more guilty of being scammers than she is. Total hypejob.

>>75478680
He claimed to be George Weah's cousin, or something like that.

>>75477337
>>75480619
>>75481657
Absolute fucking legend.

>>75484232
>brazilian women

le sweaty man.jpg

>>75494864
wtf i'm gay now

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Seriously, cant stop a pass, cant make one either, totally one-footed, weak, not particularlt fast, cant score outside the box, cant old up a ball, fucking useless shit

>>75485552
he was literally man city's best defender last season

>>75494990
that's not saying much

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Him

>>75477337
based

>>75498620
Yao Ming was GOAT when healthy

>>75484232

do you all know any good brazillian pornstars that have huge thighs like that?

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>>75489533

She was great at putting shitty fighters away. Some of her opponents were regular people who sometimes trained to lose weight and some how end up in the octagon with her (an Olympic judo fighter)

When real/more complete fighters realized that there was better money to be made in MMA they made the switch form kick boxing and other disciplines She quickly got dispatched once shit got real.

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>>75477337
A true legend of the game desu