/HEEM/ - DANIELLE TAYLOR EDITION

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GOAT

LE FWONKIE GUISE HE'LL LOSE TO YAIR TWUST ME HE'S SLOWER AND OLDER LOL

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>>75477009
Nobody can deny that

>>75477018
Damn dude you're still revved up from 2 nights ago?

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>had a weird dream where I was at a Bisping/GSP press conference
>Baron Trump weighted in for GSP

What did my dreams mean by this.

>>75477028
tell me how yair will win again? faster and younger, what else was it again?

top kek

>>75477054
He beat bj penn 6 years after Frankie already ruined his careee.

>>75477054
>Still revved up 48 hours later
I don't even know what to say to you buddy, I clearly deeply triggered your psyche by implying Fwonkie PEDgar was gonna lose.

Please get help.

>>75477067
for sure your right, yair is a nightmare matchup for fwonkie

>>75477076
no my guy, I just wanted to refresh my memory

>>75477088
Please get help

Cody Garbage

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>>75477072
>dat dc
kek. If I have one criticism of the new guy, his shit isnt memey enough, to corporate looking

When?

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>>75477045
I had a dream where Joanna was my tour guide over Kraków, and she was praising the values of Austro-Hungarian society and talking shit about Imperial Russia and Prussia and that AH would wreck them in a war. And I was like, bitch, shut the fuck up, fuck Franz Ferdinand and fuck Austrian empire, the prison of nations and I'm saying this as a person of Austro-Hungarian heritage

>>75477093
>>75477107
why do you hate cody my guy? pick one meme to force, cody garbage is funnier than fwonkie PEDgar, stick with that

Frankie Edgar beat Bendo in the rematch

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>>75477112
Pic related

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>>75477117
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE POUNDS YEH, DATS DE CHAMPIONSHIP WEIT

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>>75477129
Woops wrong image, how embarrassing ;)

>>75477149
Before it was
>Goob and journeyman :^)

>>75477139
Probabaly the nastiest elbow in the UFC since Weidman murdered Munoz

>>75477149
you just know he rocked her world that night

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>>75477111

>based LS
+1

He is still finding his way. The picks result post was heavily memed, it was good.

>>75477169
Actually I didn't know that till you just said it

>>75477182
You did know, you just didn't know that you knew until you knew that you knew.

>>75477180
>based
>let's debate feminism for the millionth time!!
lmao no, I just saved it for the tits.

I liked the gif alot desu

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>>75477139

>have a casual friend who thinks he is some sort of fighting god because his dad has blackbelts in 2 sports
>he might watch one or two fights a year (like meme conor ones)
>claims he could take on most of the roster because they dont "really know how to fight, they just fight for sport"
>Says he would just "elbow the shit out of people"
>Show him this fight
>"lmao see? just elbow cunts"

>>75477206
Do you think you could heem your friend? That is the only thing that matters in this story.

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Do you agree, heem?

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>>75477190

>>75477206
>>75477212

>>75477139
His blonde gf actually calls for the elbow.

>Tfw no high fight IQ gf

>>75477233

He's 6'5" which also contributes to his ego, but he's been to my gym exactly once to spar with me and I ragdolled him with my mighty 5 feet and 10 inches.

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Holy shit lads
How many steaks a day is he on

>>75477259
Saw that pic yesterday. At least 3-4 a day; his forearms are juicy as h*ck.

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>>75477259

>>75477259
Weidman running scared

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>>75477139
>>75477168
we /muaythai/ now

>>75477259
poosada on suicide watch

>>75477218
It was so sad that Artem did not achieve his goal. He worked so hard. He will get there though. He will defeat a top 10 opponent soon.

>>75477218
yeah, cub got payed to make that shit go the distance, he couldve finished neetrex multiple times

>>75477259

All of them.

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>>75477259

>>75477259
Mirin those forearms

Who is Weidman going to fight next?

If he loses, does he get cut?

reminder that it's not too late to get some prime Julia action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2WJRhqouoU

>>75477348
jacare
no

>>75477357
MOOOOOOODS

At 6am, I slide out of bed, trying my best not to disturb my dog (he is sleepy!) and make my way to the restroom. I relieve myself, step on my scale, record my morning weight and wash my face and hands with ice cold water.

When I walk into my office, I sit down in my chair, close my eyes and MEDITATE / VISUALIZE for 5 minutes to clear my mind and bring focus to my day. In this time, I often start by counting backwards from 300 and focus on deep inhales and forceful exhales. I set my alarm to a quiet, calming concerto from Johan Sebastian Bach to gently transition me from my bliss when the 5 minutes is up.

Next, I perform 10 minutes of non-stop, rigorous bodyweight exercise to get my heart pumping and metabolism moving. My routine consists of 1 minute each of Bodyweight Squats, Pushups, V-Ups, Burpees and Planks. I repeat this cycle twice for a total of 10 minutes and try to outperform my previous best every time I run through this. Each 1 minute exercise is an all-out sprint with perfect form.

Once completed, I sit back down (on a towel) and write down my personal GOALS for the day. These goals are personal to me and offer a challenge to my current skill set and comfort zone. These goals are not about taking out the trash or going to work, as those are basic responsibilities. I write down activities, education, exercises or acts of kindness that will make me a better person, husband, father, professional, friend and so on.


What is your morning routine?

>>75477393

I drag my ass to work and get an XL dark roast and drink it black while I shitpost on heem

>>75477348
Derek Brunson

>If he loses, does he get cut?
No

>>75477393
I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.

>>75477393

>Wake up hazy and hungover every single day at 8am
>Go directly to the toilet for hangover poo which takes about 20 minutes unironically
>Shower and get dressed and be in the car by 8:35
>at work by 9 to shitpost on heem until 5:30

>>75477454
Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly - but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub.
The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.

>>75477472
On weekends or before a date I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Evelyn's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation.

>>75477415
Weidman would beat Brunson but damn that's a shitty fight to have to take at this point in his career

He should push for a rematch with Luke imo

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>>75477139
Fuck Mike Wigger Tinfoil Perry

>>75477483
Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin.

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213 is july
this gsp fight is such bullshit, fuck dana

>>75477499
Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin (it can also make your tan look darker). Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. A scalp-programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural- bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb.

After all of that I put on Huey Lewis & The News on my stereo, their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Then I look up and to the left and check these digits

>>75477517
>Cody vs TJ
Huh? I thought this would headline the TUF finale which is usually a fightpass exclusive card

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what did poland mean by that?

>>75477454
>>75477472
>>75477483
>>75477499
>>75477531
Same

>>75477545
They are gonna probably do 3 day fight weekend like in 2016, Fox card, TUF finale card and then PPV

>>75477545
TUF finale is on the Friday night before I believe

>>75477609
But that guy said it's gonna be on PPV which is clearly wrong

>>75477609
>>75477627
Cody vs TJ is on ufc 213
TUF finale is not

>>75477545
because cody and tj is not a throwaway mighty manlet fight

>>75477666
But it is

>>75477627
wouldn't be the first time the coaches faced off in a ppv and not the tuf finale card

>>75477669
no it's not, I wanna see it. I couldn't give less of a shit about the snoozintina fight or the duck fight

>>75477659
>Cody vs TJ is on ufc 213
This is wrong

>>75477708
It's already been confirmed goof kys

>>75477708
are we pretending again?

>>75477722
No it hasn't.
>kys
Grow up

>>75477731
Yes it has just use google you fucking rimjob kys

>>75477731
>http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/cody-garbrandt-vs-t-j-dillashaw-confirmed-as-co-main-event-for-ufc-213-040917
nice pretending little boy, now fuck off

>>75477731
dumb yank

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>>75477749
Is feddaweit the smallest you can be and still become a star ?

>>75477738
>>75477749
>>75477762
I said grow up.

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>>75477357
>checks age

>>75477771
Rimjob

That last Silva fight was the last straw. He's getting way too annoying and just meme around for decision. Fucking Gastelum could have been a gteat match up, but no.... Fucking usada man..

>>75477811
how old is she?

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>>75477357
>fatter, smaller and even more annoying Honda

No way, Jose

>>75477890
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/julia-demars.html

says she is 20, born March 18, 1997

>>75477937
how is that a problem?

>>75477955
too old

>>75477828
He even won by being Silva and not by anything else. Got outstruck 2 to one and got takendown and held there. Never rocked Brunson to point where we could question if he won the round. That decision was number one bullshit.

>>75477825

>Conor Muhgregor is even in his "highlight" box

Jesus fuckery titters

>>75477393
Finish a cigarette sitting up wide awake as my alarm goes off. I get in the shower and smoke another one. I drive aggressively to my office and shotgun 2 redbulls and a coffee in the parking lot as well as a handful of niacin. Then i put my headphones on and walk in and begin my day.

>>75477259
my forearms look like that and i don't even lift all you need is bovine collagen

>>75477770
>ronda
>faber
(You)?

who is your least favorite champion?

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>>75477994
Noice

>>75478049
dj
joanna

>>75477937
but that's good you retard, maybe she can post some lewd shit now

>>75477825
>Trains at SBG with Conor McGregor
top kek

>>75478031
Faber was a feddaweight for a good portion of his career, bantamweight is like a middleweight for women

>>75478049

Tyrone

>>75478123
doesn't matter, he's still like 5'5

>>75478123
>bantamweight is like a middleweight for women

never change Poland

Can we leave the embarrassing HEEM mandrama out of this thread? I want to hear about fighters, not the Canadian Muslim, Autist OP and spainsperg

K thx

>>75478049
Stipe

tfw no julia gf

>>75478049
de Randamie

>>75478147
>Canadian Muslim, Autist OP and spainsperg

Not trying to be racist but they're legit all Muslims

Really boggins my noggin

>>75477923
Say what you want about Brandon Schwab, but he dodged that bullet right there. A fat, one dimensional bullet with fucked up knees and daddy issues.

>>75478147
Michael Chiesa, Ricardo Lamas, Daniel Kelly,...

>>75478137
It's on the big side of average for women

FW women = HW men
BW women = MW men
FLW women = WW men
SW women = LW men
AW women = FW men

There's less size options and they are less deep but that is WMMA for you

>>75478194
If anything Conor copied Cody.

>>75478199
shut up

>>75478049
I would say Tyron, but at least he's fighting contenders, even if he's trying like hell not to. It might be Conor honestly. Good star, terrible champ.

>>75478199

>"is robbie lawler the 30something chuck liddell for the 20something crowd?"

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>>75478205
make me

>>75478201
This

>>75478049
law-oh wait
wonder-oh wait

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>>75478163
feelsbadman

>>75478197
Daniel Kelly is a promising fighter and I like his style of fighting very much

>>75478201
Cody isn't smart enough to come up with any kind of gimmick unless it involves leather and strapons.

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>>75478243
B A S E D

>>75478229
lol was that wonderboy moving the drinks away from Gooby?

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DOWN

>>75478255
he's a 40 year old with a shot knee, rashad should've oblique'd that shit inside out

>>75478049
Tyrone

but >>75478207 a point.

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>>75478260
Will they still be friends after Tyrone wakes up from Platinum induced slumber ?

>>75478207
I dont understand what you guys want, he didn't beg conor, he beat wonderboy twice, he asked for gsp not dan henderson.

it's not his fault dana doesnt want maia in the main event

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>>75478275
Yeah

>>75478298
>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-next time

>>75478313
I'm over Tyron, to be honest, family. I just find him very boring. Unless he gets that cheeky heem, his fights are snoozefests.

>>75478194

Conor invented wearing his grandma's glasses?

>>75478258
people with higher IQ are more likely to be into BDSM

Cody confirmed genius.

>>75478332
okay then say that, saying that he's ducking contenders when conor and bisping are around is disingenuous.

after the first wonderboy fight he said maia deserves the next shot.

he only brought up nick as a quick turnaround since he heemd lawler so quick and he could get some mcgregor money. wonderboy wouldnt have taken that fight so fast anyway.

this "ducking" narrative is complete horseshit

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>>75478349
Stole his look from the IRA

Whats up with the dork here that's always trying to talk about intelligence and IQ?

It's like dude, you work fast food for minimum wage. Shut youre little bitchass up.

>>75478313
Whether or not Dana wants something isn't even a part of it. Tyron hasn't even mentioned any of WWs contenders - most notably Maia - because he wants that payday. That doesn't make him a pussy or a bad fighter, but it also comes off as a bit entitled because he doesn't have the star power to warrant any kind of superfight.

KOing Lawler, getting in one good fight with Wonderboy, and then a shitty fight with Wonderboy hasn't made him a star yet. If he heems Maia and Masvidal, then he'll have some pull.

>>75478375
you crawl around in asbestos on an old barge at 3am bud

>>75478313
His first "defense" was a draw against a karate lanklet.

I want to get into MMA more, who's the best female right now? I heard a lot about Rousey earlier but it seems she fell on her ass

>>75478332
He's the greatest WW of all time my guy. He fought 2 very smart fights against Stephen Thompson.

>>75478395
Pat Miletitch is the greatest WW, kiddo.

>giving (You)s to Tyrone posters

smmfhtbhwyf

>>75478389
he made the supposedly best striker in the division look ineffective for 10 rounds

>>75478394
Who gives a fuck about WMMA

I think Woodley vs Gastelum II would be interesting, assuming the latter can make 170.

>>75478420
>Being this triggered by the best WW of all time

Lol idiot go cry about it on reddit or youtube you loser

>>75478425
>best striker in the division
People were literally saying Thompson was the best striker in MMA.

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>>75478430
Ummm sorry hunny bunny try once more x

>>75478425
Some judges thought Tyron lost enough rounds two make it a draw both times. Who honestly cares at this point, that last title fight was so bad I didn't even care who won by the end of it.

>>75478440
Next time, he will let his hands go and Tyrone Biggums' head will clatter off the canvas.

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>>75478461
For sure 100% he'll land more devastating teeps my dude

>>75478428
Me, it's fun to watch a sport that's developing

We should all thank Tyron Woodley for breaking the welterweight color barrier. Has there even been another notable black guy at 170 ever?

>>75478428
It's the closest we have to 1990s-era MMA. Sloppy, lopsided, and hilarious.

>>75478491
>It's the closest we have to 1990s-era MMA.
I can tell you never watched this era

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Gastelum vs Weidman just makes sense.

>>75478376
that's bullshit

>http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/tyron-woodley/tyron-woodley-says-fight-demian-maia-ufc-207-december/

I even remember him saying he wants maia after the 205 fight because he felt he beat wonderboy.

>>75478389
yeah, he made that undefeated kickboxer look like shit for 50 minutes. how many knockdowns did wonderboy get again? how many times did he have woodley in trouble?

>>75478512
Not at all

>>75478394

Serious answer, Cris Cyborg.

She's currently leagues ahead of all the other women in mma and there is no competition for her.

>>75478394
>who's the best female right now?
Amanda Nunes

>>75478528
It's a shame she never fought Ronda. The salt would have been biblical.

>>75478528
>hormone/steroid abuser
>"woman"

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>>75478430
>blah blah blah tyron will call him racist xD
every time

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>>75478512

Weedman has lost 3 in a row, Gasman is on a small streak

Piss should fight Poocare 3bh

>>75478512
Gastelum will clear out all these post usada bums

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>>75478528
>>75478545

>>75478258
He had the hairstyle way before Conor did

>>75478512
doesn't even look like this anymore, yoel should be banned, dude might legit kill bisping

>>75478563
>Can only win in video games
Makes sense

>>75478556
The fuck are you talking about? Conor has had countless different haircuts throughout the years. His greasy fuckkng loaf isn't even the same as Conor's when he puts it to the side. It's disgusting and greasy. Fuck Gaybrandt, little fag.

>>75478394
Don't you have professional boxers to teach? How do you find time to watch?

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Stop making fun of the original boy.

>>75478374
This, this, this.

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>>75478572

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>>75478580
le deleted man

>>75478574
Conors hair at 205 was an exact Copy of Codys full time hair

Look at this casual

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>>75478563
>Not tauting him back to his feet after the knockdown

Pussy

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>>75478580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSl-Pk21HKo

>>75478556
There's been many eras on Conor looks. There was cleancut Conor before he signed with the UFC, then there was homeless Conor when he was chasing the belt, then there was redemption Conor when he spent all of 2016 fighting Diaz. Now we're somewhere in the GQ era.

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>>75478587
>jake shields
>rory
>nate
guess the only way to beat tyron is to cheat huh

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>>75478580

As much as I think Luke Rockhold is a cunt, he was right about weedmen

Product of good timing

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>we are in the chris throws a spinny kick timeline

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>>75478618

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>>75478617
194 conor is the best one

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>>75478636

That kick was the biggest JUST of his career.

Something as minuscule as weidmans meme kicks ruined his career

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>>75478636
>we are in the luke throws a sloppy jab timeline

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>>75478618

>>75478636
It's kinda amusing how his entire career collapsed because of a single member kick

Luke was gonna win the fight regardless of the kick

>>75478668
>member
I meant meme. Autocorrect.

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>>75478637
>implying everyone relies on steroids the same
>implying everyone is on the same amount of steroids
reem doesnt need it as much as big foot for example, no one is 100% natty.

but those three clearly fell off a cliff after not being to abuse it as much as they did in the past

>>75478685
Mr. Kenya sir, are you darker than Kunta Kinte?

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Cub would have subbed Artem in the 2nd round but he let him stand up

>Mfw Todd Grisham said that John Kavanagh was a good jiu jitsu coach

What does Al Iaquinta just let matt serra do the talking. When Joe comes in, have Matt Serra take the mic and talk about the finish and call out the next opponent.

>>75478706
black man taking no losses

>>75478695
I wouldn't say Rory fell of the cliff, he lost a war against Lawler and then a decision in a boring fight against Thompson. If he starts losing n Lellator then we can say he fell of the cliff

>>75477139
Has Ellenberger woke up yet?

Anyone got a link for monday morning moshe man?

>>75478706
Nope

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This fighter is a boxer

Who is on MMA hour this morning?

Nvm I thought it started at 9.

>>75478738
10 steaks rory wouldnt have gotten 50-45'd by le teep man

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>>75478755
keep me posted

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Why is Pettis still in the FW rankings?

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>>75478755
>>75478771
The MMA Hour with Al Iaquinta, Chris Weidman, Holly Holm, Robert Whittaker, Mike Perry, Frank Mir, Rafael dos Anjos, Phil Davis, Aaron Pico, Pearl Gonzalez, Audie Attar


https://youtu.be/AktJqZQ-HuA

>>75478770
Good for him there's no usada in the B league then

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>>75478657
Best timeline

>>75477245
""g""f

>>75478791
does rda have a fight yet? throw ellenburger in there

is having a great chin worse for your long term health?

>>75478791
>Pearl

Is the jew ballsy enough to ask about her fake tits?

>>75478814
>le trap xD
Quit porn loser

>>75478816
if you're a retard like the diaz bros yes, dc doesnt rely on it like they do and he seems fine even though he gets hit by heavyweights

>>75478816
I dunno but this made me think of Diego and Ellenberger. I think they both for sure need to walk away.

never used to notice the length of peoples arms before I started watching MMA but now It's pretty much the first thing I notice when ever I see someone

used to think >lel manlet whenever I saw someone short but now I think >lel reachlet whenever I see someone with short arms

>>75478846
They should ask Brandon on advice about dealing with CTE.

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Is Mike "Mikey Mike and the Funky Bunch" Perry going to be a ranked welterweight now ? Something along #13 - 15 ?

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>>75477393
Take a bump, sip some coffee, maybe jerkoff, drive to work, another bump, more coffee, if it's slow jerk off again.

>>75478846
diego is already fucked, ellenburger too after that absolute shadow realm

>>75478851
>tfw 71'' reachlet

>Tfw Jouban fought Perry for nothing and got literally 0 reward from it

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>>75478888
Ellenburger has been shadow realmed by Wonderboy, Lawler, Masvidal, and now Perry.

Dana needs to make the tough decision for these guys if they cant do it themselves.

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>>75478901
>Alan got beat the shit out of in his next fight
>Perry arguably got KO of the year in his

>>75478923
even in the brown fight he got dropped, someone should really step in and tell him to stop before he gets himself killed

>>75478923
>Masvidal
not the way I remember it

>>75478814
>does rda have a fight yet?

yeah, he's against Saffiedine on the singapore card

>>75478946
The fence saved him

>>75478901
Damn I didnt even know he fought and lost to gunnar. I think that was a fight pass card I skipped.

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"Seething" Al Iaquinta

>>75478946
he already got dropped before that atleast once

>>75478951
>holly and bethe get the 5 rounder
what the fuck

>>75478881
Perry should fight Matt Brown or Saffedine.

>>75478961
Ferguson is the only one there that actually fights. It's easy to stay undefeated when you pussy out of every other fight or never pick up the phone when sean shelby calls.

>>75478961
Tony is the uncrowned LW champ

>>75477320
Cub can't finish pudding.

What's the longest a champ has gone without defending his belt? Didn't Aldo go over a year without a defense once?

>>75479088
I think Dom was like 2 years before they stripped him. Fucking lame.

>>75478984
Perry would retire Matt Brown

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-post-event-facts-cub-swanson-sets-new-striking-records-both-good-and-bad

>c-c-cub sucks. he couldnt put away an unranked guy!

>>75478954
That was a one sided fight on Manuwa vs (Corey) Anderson card. Gunnar dropped him and then chocked him out instead of following with ground and pound

>>75479016
Given how hard it is to stay undefeated in LW he really is.

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>>75478954
There were some pretty fun fights on that card.

>>75479149
>webm ends right before heem

fuck that goof who made this

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>>75477040

>>75477415
lel Brunson is getting decisioned by Dan Kelly.

second fight down under brunson is going to lose in a year.

>>75479174
Yeah it's bad quality too, kind of annoyed me watching it

Not good stuff

>>75479197
dad man is getting heemd

>>75479096
To be fair, his knees were exploding.

>>75479134
You make it sound too soft, Kowalszki. Gunnar popped with with that right then snapped him down to the canvas like a steer then ripped his head off like an Asprin bottle.

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>>75479174
i couldnt find one with both the kicks and the finish

>>75479134
wasn't that one sided, Jouban was doing pretty well on the feet

>>75479292
if you squint it kind of looks like how Woodley vs McGregor would go

>>75479292
Do bongs like Marc Diakise? I'm not sure how they'd react to a negro who chimps out before during and after fights.

>>75479309
he got a huge crowd response

>>75479312
I remember when some sperg anon was trying to tell me why Jouban was going to style on him.

MMA HOUR IS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AktJqZQ-HuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AktJqZQ-HuA
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>>75479116
You're literally bragging about him decisioning a punching bag while also absorbing the most strikes in his career

>>75479309
get the fuck out with your /pol/ crap

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So who are the divisional Dark horses right now?

I'd say

>HW
Ngannou

>LHW
Manuwa though he is pretty well know at this point

>MW
Moose or Whittaker

>WW
Gunnar maybe Masvidal?

>LW
Diakiese, Kiesa, maybe el Cucuy

>FW
Korean Zombie or Yair

>BW
Rivera maybe Almeida?

>FLW
Borg or Mini Pettis

>>75479478
>dark horses

>all are top 5 or near it

He might fall down, but he will never back down

Damn Al shitting all over the UFC's bonus system

>>75479497
no pls ref dq him muh ouchers

>>75479496
shut up

>>75479478
I wouldn't say Ngannou is a dark horse, he is widely recognised as the best prospect and future contender in that division.

you booing me? i dunno.
fuck you
or whatever you know

>>75479478
Ngannou stopped being a dark horse the minute he made his debut. Everyone who actually follows the sport is watching him very closely.

>>75479516
BOO ME

I'M GETTING MONEY AND CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS

WHEN HE GETS HIS ACADEMICS IN ORDER HE CAN COME BACK TO THE CLASSROOM

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>>75479513
/HEEM/ TOWN, BLACK BEASS IN DIS HOE

https://streamable.com/5hc46

Just wanted to remind you of this amazing fight

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What went wrong?

>>75479516
yo anyone uhh sellin houses? hit me up if ur sellin a house.

>>75479532
>that gif
my sides, so bad its good

>>75479544
CUTE!!!

>>75479544
taylor is my copfu

>>75479544

Chaging of the guard

>>75479542
i'm not clicking that shit

>>75479542
that jab is nick diaz-esque

>>75479574
pussy its nowt bad
man up

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>>75479561
Anon, I..

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>>75479292
Remember kids, if you heem somebody and they fall down like a tree you gotta breakdance next to their stiff body >>75477139

>>75479604
you're a phony

Al is doing that dumb thing where he thinks a fighter competing 2 or 3 times a year deserves to earn the same as an NFL player competing 16+ times a year.

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>>75479597
d-damn you croooocoppuuuuu

*dies*

>>75479618
you're a square

>>75479561
she should've been cut after the Moroz fight
straight trash

Is Chris really done? I feel like all of his losses haven't been indicative of a decline.

His fight with Rockhold was getting pretty competitive until the meme kick, and even then Rockhold had to wail on him for at least 2min combined to get a TKO.

The shot he took from Romero would have heemed anyone.

Chris/Gegard was close until Chris tried to abuse the rules, and then got banged.

>>75479655
I think his skills and physical ability are as good as ever, but his confidence is shot, and technical weaknesses exposed. You can't tell me Weidman as the champ would've tried to get Mousasi DQ'd off those knees. He would wanted to get back at him ASAP and imposed his will.

>>75479647
hi spergop

>>75479655
Nah. He's obviously on a decline, but he's not been blitzed in any of those fights
He's still a good fighter

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>>75479652
shut up goofball, beat it!

Al has a hard time articulating a simple sentence.

>>75479673
I think Chris needs more time to improve. He got that KO on Silva who was definitely clowning and inviting it, and since then he beat up a bunch of USADA'd hues. The he ran into younger/better/more experienced competition way too fast.

>>75479703
chris beat trt vitor then lost to three roiders

>>75479699
He's Italian, you know. All those Serra/Longo guys are apes.

>>75479699
being punched in the face does that to you

>>75479712
be careful

>>75479710

He wasnt on trt in that fight, goofball

>>75479703
Machida was literally at his career best form going into that fight (50-45'd Mousasi just before), his decline came after. As for Weidman, I don't see him improving much from here on out, he's like 33 or something, and has a lot of cage miles. I do think he should've taken a bounce-back fight, though. Romero and Mousasi back to back was stupid.

>>75479712
What part of Italy did he grow up in?

*heems you*
*sells you a house*

>>75479724
He's broken, sucks because he had a lot of potential. Peaked and done. No more revered then Evan tanner.

[email protected]

serious inquiries only lads

>>75478789
So when they promote him for the next fight they can say his rank. Rankings are just used for promotions. They'll push fighters up higher the closer they are to big fights.

>>75479753
I think being the guy to beat Anderson Silva was a poisoned chalice. He never really got over that.

>>75479718
My guy, I will literally controversially split decision you. Step back.

>>75479703
Lmao what every single one of his losses has been to someone the same age or older than him

>too experienced and talented
So what instead of fighting against actual competition as a top ranked fighter and champ he should just crush cans because you said so?

>>75479739
Italian heritage, I should say.