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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points
>News
Billy Monger is a greedy Cunt
WEC > F1
First for any flag that isn't a hue-monkey.
>>75476490
your moms penis>your penis
I have been a fan of Jenson Button since 2004 and, from my view, I cannot pin point one specific moment as my favorite though.
For me the way he has always been, himself, is very special. The calmness, the occasional naughty tweet (like this one with Kevin), the mature youngster that he is, going up against Olympic triathlon athletes, the way he was with his father John Button, the way he made Sir Williams smile :D
I absolutely love his character and him as a human being. He is a good person, I much prefer the likes of him instead of many other drivers on the grid next year also.
gonna be honest lads f1 is the only sport left that doesnt hate me so if lewis could kindly fuck off this season it would keep me from the egde of despair
>>75476606
>he hasn't crossed the line of despair yet
lmaoing my fucking ass off
>>75476606
How can a sport hate you. Did you know the sport in person
>>75476508
>implying we aren't gonna win the FA cup next season
We are safe for this season anyway
tell me about the gridgirls f1
>>75476623
my team keeps winning until the very end of the game where they fall apart and lose and its miserable and it keeps happening
>>75476621
vettel is winning the championship theres still hope
>>75476636
8 > 2 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 9 > 2 > 4 > 1
>>75476636
In brasil half of them have dicks
>>75476636
they're all fucking chinks
you like dipping yellow?
>>75476671
if it has tits it fits
>>75476671
Better than brown
>>75476636
aren't they all 30 by now? yeesh.
>>75476661
Agreed, except 8 > the rest all look the same so I have no idea.
>Jacques Villeneuve has hit out at drivers critical of Fernando Alonso’s decision to tackle the Indy 500 next month.
>Some of Alonso’s rivals – notably Romain Grosjean and Nico Hulkenberg – questioned the wisdom of Alonso taking on the dangerous and fabled American oval race with little preparation.
>“I’ve already said that I think what he’s doing shows that he’s a real driver,” Villeneuve, the 1997 World Champion and a past Indy 500 winner, told the Spanish daily AS.
>Asked what he means by ‘real driver’, the French Canadian explained: “Well, all you have to do is listen to what other drivers have said about his decision.
>“I heard Nico Hulkenberg and Romain Grosjean giving their opinion about what Alonso is doing — Hulkenberg said it’s dangerous, that he wouldn’t do it, that he did Le Mans because it was different.
>“It sounds like excuses,” Villeneuve added. “I think there are two classes of drivers. You’re either an Alonso or you’re a Rosberg. And Hulkenberg is a Rosberg
rosbeta and hulkensperg absolutely blown the fuck out
>>75476701
Age doesn't matter when Plastic Surgery exists
Good for Hulkenberg, he deserves to win it one day.
>>75476636
>K-pop groups as grid girls
This would have undoubtedly saved the Korean GP.
>>75476712
jaques is such a douchebag,rosberg was a
better driver than him in every way
you can be an alonso, a rosberg or a villeneuve
one is celebrated but unlucky
one is hard working consistent and modest
one is a big mouthed irrelevent twat who got lucky with a damon hill tier championship
>>75476712
>that he did Le Mans because it was different.
On one hand Hulk says there's too little preparation, and on the other hand he thinks Indy isn't different.. What is it now?
>>75476774
I think it means "different to indy".
>you come home after a long day of work, go into your living room and see this
wat do?
>>75476774
>>75476818
As in not-as-dangerous-as-Indy.
And he is correct.
>>75476712
I can't prove that Jacques Villeneuve is a cuckold
but I'm almost certain that he is.
>>75477084
In that case, JV is entirely right in his comparison.
You're either an Alonso, who "doesn't care" about the safety and just wants to do the race, or a Rosberg, who would have never done Indy because he thinks about safety and his family first.
>>75477037
Ask him to get a better looking jumper
>>75477037
All that money and he can't even dress himself
>>75477128
Yes either you are a real racer or a little bitchboy
>>75477272
>If you're not first, you're last
>>75477296
that too
>>75476661
but they arr rook same
>>75476712
Somebody should tell Villeneuve that there's a fine line between having a rock'n'roll / controversial attitude and talking absolute shit 24/7.
posting for Coulthard's daughter
>>75476712
Rosberg is a better world champion than Villeneuve
The categories should be named Alonso or Villeneuve, and Rosberg is not a Villeneuve
>>75476712
Because there are no other types of drivers
>I think there are two nationalities of drivers. You’re either Spanish or you're German/Finnish/Monegasque/Notreallysurewhat
>>75477701
They're both carbabies, who cares.
>>75477330
That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth.
post qt gridgirls
>>75477566
That is a big jaw
>>75477776
3>2>1>>>>4
>>75477037
On my knees like a good boy
>>75477760
But Rosberg was able to hold his own against Lewis Hamilton for 3 seasons
Bottas getting exposed really shows you that Rosberg was an underrated driver
>>75477776
>Bimbos
>qt
>>75477776
>>75477841
>car baby keeps up with other car baby but this other random finn didn't so that means that rosberg is suddenly not a carbaby
>>75477773
2nd is just first to lose
>>75477884
this
>>75477776
who is the blonde done?
inb4 alonso or fisicella
>>75477776
>>75477881
does this mean i have to park behind george or dave
>>75477956
i'd park in george's grid slot if you know what i mean
>>75477970
What do you mean?
>>75478191
he means that he wants to park behind george in a multi story car park, if i follow him correctly
>>75477956
kek, we need some new Vettee bants. He seems les bantery when he wins
>>75478215
that's pretty gay desu
>>75476712
> I le don't agree with le you, so you are le not a real driver
> *smirks*
t. Villeneuve
>>75477776
>Alonso
what a fucking douche
>>75476636
I want to order a number 2 and a number 4 with extra lubricant please.
>>75477037
Play video games and drink beer with him.
>>75478301
You mean alpha?
>>75476636
names for 2, 5, 6, 8 and 9 (from left) pls
>>75478363
>this
>alpha
the mid 00s were a strange time
>>75477780
F-For you
>>75478393
It's just the dated sunglasses and his lack of hair style but everyone wore those at the time
Have any drivers had any sort of criminal convictions apart from Jos, Gachot & Sutil
>>75478497
Chocosenna for stealing Massa's championship
>>75478497
BTCC driver killed a man a while back
Nothing quite as juicy, apart from the obvious
>>75478497
suicide is illegal
>>75478588
especially if you fucking speed under yellow flags in the rain
>>75478588
t. christfag
>>75478497
Jacques Villeneuve has murdered a marshall in Australia 2001
>inb4 it was Ralf's fault
>>75478497
he murdered senna
he should have had one
>>75478609
It's technically illegal in Japan (not enforced).
>>75477851
>implying bimbos aren't cute
You've obviously never seen their little smiles when you jiggle your keys in front of their face, then steal their nose.
>>75478689
My key's don't have a BMW/Audi logo on them, so that doesn't work
>>75478497
>On 9 January 2014, Irvine was sentenced to six months in prison after being found guilty of "mutual injury" following a brawl in a night club in Milan, Italy with Gabriele Moratti, son of former mayor of Milan Letizia Moratti. Moratti's lawyer, Vincenzo Saponara, told the media that the sentence was likely to be suspended and that neither man would go to jail.
>>75478644
it's illegal here, and I think most anglo countries
I thought it was illegal everywhere, but now I think of it, Euro countries generally have pretty lax laws comparatively.
>>75478644
It is illegal almost everywhere, it's illegal here too.
>>75478588
>>75478644
>>75478858
>>75478909
who would they even charge and prosecute? and do any of these countries go as far as charging attempted suicides, knowing the fragile mental state these people are usually in (w/r/t depressives; killing yourself over, e.g., gambling debts is a whole other thing)?
>>75478963
If it's an attempt made in public you could be charged with endangering others or some shit.
>>75478963
Because the logic of religious morans.
>suicide is illegal in his country
Absolutely kekkelicious
Wait a marashal died in Canada in 2013? Why the fuck don't I remember that
>>75479036
unthinkable in finland
>>75478909
Its not illegal here you silly goose
>>75479043
It was a tractor....
>>75479043
tractor cunt's first victim
>>75479055
>implying the state has a right to deny a man's God given right to kill himself if so wishes
>>75478644
it is sortof since relatives have to pay
>>75479043
>>75479067
>a man's God given right to kill himself
But it's not anon, that's the point.
Jebus says it's not allowed, so religious cunts have to force their beliefs on everyone by making it law.
>>75478689
>steal their nose.
whats that?
>>75479083
jesus, how the fuck did that happen?
>>75479095
>tfw your dad brought you up in a dungeon and never played with you
>#JustAustrianThings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oZhH4ifqDo
>>75479107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAh3ks8QXMk
>>75479107
He slipped.
For some reason Canadian marshalls seem to have really bad footwear as there are numerous occasions of them slipping.
>>75479107
The tractor was hungry...
>>75476636
7 ples
NASCAR race starting soon for those open minded souls
>>75479107
usually takes a crane to get the marshalls out
>>75479121
>falls down bending over to pick something up
sure this wasn't an American marshal?
>>75479121
WHY the FUCK do marshalls fall over all the time? Especially in Canada?
*slips*
>>75479083
RIP ;_;
>>75479131
On a Monday?
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/sauber-close-to-honda-engine-deal-for-2018-897554/
Sauber to have Honda engines in 2018.
>>75479229
More time to pray on Sunday.
>>75479247
The ultimate backmarker
>>75479247
>close to
>to have
pick one
Very un-German of you, Fritz. I'm disappointed.
>>75479270
not enough Caterham
>>75478963
I think it's basically a formality and most people get off with being mentally unsound but they get sent to institutions.
It's a bit fucked, because unless you do something crazy, the law doesn't care if you're crazy. And so many people are psychopaths and we don't deal with it until after the fact.
I don't entirely like the idea of everyone going through mental checks, but otoh, we would sort the self-diagnosed cunts out from the actual mad cunts. And the other kinda mad cunts that do sikk doughies at maccas are allowed to do doughies because we know that they're mentally sound.
>>75479278
>Caterham-Honda
>green and red livery
>two Japanese honda-sponsored shitters
Can you imagine
>>75479229
it was rained out yesterday
>>75479330
>Nippon flag + Green = Bangladesh (India's neighbour)
GP POO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>75479214
i would have shit my pants
>>75479373
>>75479380
you're right on time Pajeet
>Nascar unironically using VHT traction compound
AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN
>>75479456
Not bad for a normie made maymay.
>>75479456
#REKT #SAVAGE
>>75479083
I remember how worried Brundle was when they brought out the tractor to get Gutierrez's car
He probably didn't expect the tractor running over a marshal
>>75479456
oh shit
>>75479456
How will he ever recover?
>>75479636
a glass of horse semen and he'll be right as rain
>Sauber emerged as the frontrunner, particularly given it was growing increasingly frustrated with supplier Ferrari regarding performance and unreliability
Er, what? Also, If Longbow are serious, why would they agree to go with Honda? Stay with Ferrari or go with Mercedes.
>>75479690
>frustrated with performance and unreliability
>switch to honda
>>75479690
>>Sauber ... increasingly frustrated with supplier Ferrari regarding performance
WHY DOESN'T MUH CHEAP YEAR OLD """""POWER UNIT""""" HAVE AS MUCH POWER AS A CURRENT ENGINE
>the designated shitting street of Monisha
>>75479690
Longbow?
>>75479690
it's almost as if they're so poor they can't afford good engines
when are we gonna get rid of these perpetual losers, anyway?
>>75479745
the people who finance sauber now
they give them a couple of pens, by the looks of things
>>75479690
>750hp? What do you need 250hp for?
>>75479745
Spelling mistake there. He meant Strongbow. They bought Sauber on the cheap the other day
>>75479745
Finance company which backs Ericsson. Even if Honda offer a discount, would it really be enough to offset what are likely to be better PUs in the form of Ferrari or Merc? Hell if Wehrlein stays at Sauber, Merc could supply Sauber and offer a discount.
>>75479762
Well Longbow need to put more money in then.
>>75479762
>>75479779
ah right
>>75479775
kek
>>75479817
cheeky
>>75479817
>>75479825
>>75479841
>replying to spam
>not just reporting it
plebs
>>75479394
Lel
Wasn't me though
>>75479817
What le fugg?
75479873
Thanks for the (You)
OH SHIT
Look who showed up at Nascar
>>75479941
acestream?
>>75480033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLcI3a73Wk
>>75476604
>I have been a fan of Juan Pablo Montoya since 2004 and, from my view, I cannot pin point one specific moment as my favorite though.
>For me the way he has always been, himself, is very special. The calmness, the occasional naughty tweet (like this one with Connie), the mature youngster that he is, going up against Olympic triathlon athletes, the way he was with his father John Juan, the way he made Sir Williams smile :D
>I absolutely love his character and him as a human being. He is a good person, I much prefer the likes of him instead of many other drivers on the grid next year also.
>have cosmote tv, bretty good premium tv in greece
>has a new thing where you connect your decoder to the internet and you get access to a bunch of new features
>some of them free
>one is called "replay tv" and is free
>you can "go back" 48 hours and watch anything you missed
>holyfuck.jpg, I must get this, think of the possibilities
>finally decide to do it, fiddly process involving sending sms with my mom's ancient phone
>replay tv is in standard definition
>call them to see if something's wrong
>it's supposed to be that way
Cheeky little motherfucking cunts.
They never mentioned that part in the ads.
Just slipped their fucking mind I guess.
Better than nothing I guess...
I'll still have to watch shit on time.
>>75479456
Implying Lewis overtook Bottas. He was let through (twice).
>>75480524
>"Lewis isn't better than Bottas. Bottas is just his cuck."
That's even worse.
>>75480560
>Cuck to Lewis and a horse
He isn't gonna last the full season is he?
>>75477776
7-5-6-10
>tfw Danil gets tiny qt Russian loli doll for fans
jelly as fuck
>>75480715
I would until my dick was worn down to a nub.
>inb4 that won't take long etc
>>75480056
>food city
>>75480936
>Stroll: Massa
kek
>>75480936
vettel and bourdais were so qt
>>75480936
>Schumacher
>Schumacher (R)
>>75480464
But Greek tv is fucking terrible, why would you want to watch it 24/48 or whatever hours later if you were lucky enough to miss it the first time?
>>75481431
so you can EAT BUTTERED PAPPACORN ALL DAY ERRYDAY WEEEHOOOOO T.NICK
>>75479456
Paging the burn ward
>>75479456
>and thats how I overtake my Finn
>>75478963
>>75478909
I think its because allows the police to enter your home without an order because you're commiting a """""crime""""". Basically, a loophole to save you.
>>75476712
>Jacques "11 years between victories" Villeneuve
>Jacques "Can't turn left after 1995" Villeneuve
>Jacques "I won't let game publishers use my name, likeness of helmet designs, I am so brave" Villeneuve
>>75481431
I'm on /sp/.
Not the terrible public, free greek tv man, the premium sports channels. They are bretty damn good and I like greek commentary because it's easier to understand and listen to.
>>75479690
>Wehrlein to be replaced by Matsushita
>Son of Eric pays for all the damages
>Monisha: "We are reaching our target of hitting the top 10 in the constructors championship as planned."
>>75482005
still better than Shitstappen & Co.
>Fernando in Burgerland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLH7TYiIEU
any good news?
>>75482624
she texted a kissing emoji
>>75482659
>she
>>75478497
This one Estonian driver was once convicted for smoking weed.
Enge? His name could be anything but there are not many Estonian drivers so good luck on your search.
AMD AMX
>>75482659
How feminine is her penis?
>>75482943
>her
>>75479873
>aussie getting tummy tuckered over spam
Proper soft cunt desu
Anyone here tried the Simraceway SRW-S1 ?
>>75482624
I finished my probability & statistics assignment
>>75482624
I defended my graduate thesis.
>>75483284
I've been postponing this for like 4 years now. How'd it go?
>>75483313
So you're in the 8th year of a bachelour now?
>>75483468
If only you knew how bad things were. Its like I've been Kvyating myself non stop for almost a decade.
>>75483549
To be honest I started my first bachelour seven years ago. Time seems to have passed when you look back at it all. That's all I can say. Fun years though but we have to break this combo.
>>75477776
Remember when he always used to wear that stupid fucking mild seven bandanna?
>>75483111
How many of your monies is it
>>75483111
are there even games out there who support these engine mode controllers?
>>75483111
When I saw still fat I sweat so much that my hands melted and molded the rubber on my logitech usb wheel.
>>75483801
>my hands melted
>>75483549
Same here family
>>75479212
I guess F1 tyres let some gum in the road
Where and how does lewlews first DNF of the season happen? Get your predictions in now
Based
>>75484038
DNFs do not matter my man. HAM seems so out of it mentally again this season. He will fall so far behind points wise due to dicking about behind the scenes with his posse. Eventually the media will hassle him instead of praising him. Finally he'll click on & try to turn around the points deficit playing it off as some underdog victory against all the odds. Rather than DNF you should really ask when is his retirement/sabbatical
>>75484049
What the fuck is wrong with the family, Mick included? Just tell us how bad it is so I don't have to waste my time praying every single night :(
>>75484049
>>75484083
reckon he's just a breathing, eating and shitting piece of furniture in the schumacher household now.
wonder if corinna or corrine or whatever her name is puts her cleaning supplies on his body and wheels him around the house as she tidies up
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OL' DAYS
>>75484138
Do you think he might be able to recognize people and maybe even try to talk and shit, or is he completely retardo, like literally pic related?
>>75484079
You really think so? Then why have mercy not fired him?
>terri SCHiavo
>michael SCHumacher
mother of god
>>75484179
The former.
>>75484179
It was actually an elaborate hoax Schumi used to cover up so he could disappear.
Remember that guy linked to it all who hung himself in prison? Killed because he knew too much.
>>75484302
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/491810/Michael-Schumacher-latest-Man-accused-of-stealing-records-found-dead
>A man arrested in connection with the theft of stricken Formula One legend Michael Schumacher's medical file has been found hanged in prison.
Tell me this wasn't an undercover hit.
>>75484302
Why did he want to disappear though? And if he is still alive to teach his son why does he suck?
>>75484346
Maybe it was to protect his children.
Maybe it was to protect his championships.
We may never know why.
>>75484278
He is the Chosen One of modern F1 for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBPBrJ74C8I
Who would be the worst person to go potato next?
>>75484318
>undercover hit
mate, Bernie busted into the prison and necked the guy himself
>>75484434
This. He fleshed out the memories of the great train robbery.
>>75484346
a bet between Ralf and Michael. Michael said Ralf would always be an embarrassing failed piece of shit, Ralf said he could make Mick a World Champion. Michael took the bet and had to disappear to allow Ralf to be Mick's advisor
>>75484346
A hopeful part of me wants to think that Schumi was tired of always being busy and decided to pursue the most extreme form of comfy neet life by making sure he was never able to move on his own again.
Bottas will win in Sochi.
>>75484925
No, Vettel will.
>>75484925
>valerie bottoms
>winning
>ever
>>75484936
No, Kimi will.
>>75484925
HIS TIME
>>75484925
GIMII
>>75484150
Wew, so rare Google doesn't give any results. If legit, when exactly was it?
>>75485083
Found it myself. I didn't know they were teammates far as 7 years ago.
>>75480715
Im heading to Russia and taking that back in my suitcase
Id say she's a mad thing bouncing on a cock
>>75484925
Toto says No
Which country has the best grid girls?
>>75485122
I'm sure one day this will be eventually be relevant.
>>75485435
SPAIN
>>75485435
as if it's even a contest
>>75485482
>3rd face from left
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>75485482
Would
>>75485569
>3rd from the left
m8 4th from the left is far superior
Autosport unironically thinking their POWER RANKINGS are worthy of being PAID premium content.... again.
>not sure if special snowflakes, or just arrogant
>>75485684
>when your head is so far up your own arse it comes out your mouth
Fuck Autosport desu
>>75485684
how much would you bet they put their owner-cum-mclaren-ceo zachary "brown the fuck out" brune in the top 10
>>75484049
>target destroyed
lads I actually think that Victoria-Jane got wind of our views on her and probably saw the cum tribute and because of that, stopped posting her vlogs and virtually cleaned out her ig.
>>75486444
All is right with the world.
>>75486444
that was cum? i thought someone threw applesauce on their tv
>tfw no gf
feelpostan get in here
>>75486505
I can be your GF, anon, as long as you be my GF too.
We can alternate weeks.
One week you can wear the panties, the next week I will wear the panties.
One week you can suck my manly penis, the next week I will suck your manly penis.
One week I will spank you for being naughty, the next week you will spank me for being naughty.
It will be great.
>>75486505
>>75486571
Sounds pretty good, but fuck moving to australia, too many maoris and islanders.
>>75486598
>JUST bee you'reself
n-no u
>>75486505
>>75486571
>it's an australia and nz love story episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDNumYkCwE
>>75486444
>yfw as we speak Jos is backtracing wagfag's ip and stalking out Morecombe games for the next 2 years so he can wring his neck for talking about his daughter like that
>>75486662
>>75486721
Deep. Thanks, Chile, I came to feelpost, not learn about myself.
>>75486598
What if myself is a loser who sits around smoking weed and discussing autosport on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
>>75478369
9 is Sooyoung
others are not best girl and are therefore irrelevant
never
gonna
finish
a
race
>>75486828
The mighty leaf will finish Russia Finland. Just you wait.
>>75486717
A worthy death.
At least I didn't cum on the picture.
Also I have posted pictures from my seat which faces the main camera so not exactly hard to find me in the highlight videos.
>>75476712
>You’re either an Alonso or you’re a Rosberg. And Hulkenberg is a Rosberg
>>75486444
does she post anything on snapchat?
That is the only one I don't use due to the whole "having to jump through hoops to save anything without informing the person you are saving it" thing.
>>75487115
she had a story at least every few days but has been pretty quiet since she got back from bali.
>>75477272
This.
Fucking pussy-ass drivers giving Alonso shit for wanting to race at Indy. It's disgusting.
They should just race their F1 shitbox, shut the fuck up, and let the real men race what, and where, they want.
>>75486828
He could if there's no one behind him.
>>75477841
>Bottas getting exposed
Whatever you say, "German".
>>75487160
>knows full well a lack of pictures would make us panic and start calling her even dirtier things and writing fanfics
>masturbates even harder
She is a genius
>>75487018
I knew it!
>>75487331
Gonna have to be more accurate than that Aussie bro ;>)
Honestly I assume you know who I am already given what I have posted and are just too nice of a friend to be mean.
>>75487401
Haven't really bothered digging desu, but I'm sure I could find you if I wanted.
I am rather good at it after all. For example, pic related.
>>75487477
that image explain so much.
>>75486828
>tfw you have - points
>>75487401
>and are just too nice of a friend to be mean.
And fwiw
>never posted pics of Mexi
>never posted his real name even though it was meme in /f1/ terms
Yet somehow I am a massive asshole....
>>75487499
>tfw haven't even looked at 8ch since we left
Sometimes I feel like I'm a bad person for ditching people like that. I've done it to old school friends where they text me and I just freeze and don't reply back.
>>75486662
YOU CANT BE NO ONE ELSE
>>75487800
Damn it noelaussie go away.
>>75487651
8ch was a dumb idea in the first place. I wonder how many people left here because of your bitch fit. At least it got rid of that mexicunt
>>75487651
Fuck em.
They pissed me right off with their bullshit about how I was ruining the board for them because I """""denigrated""""" things they liked, when all I did was say that MotoGP was shit.
I put a fuckload of autistic effort in to making OC, finding streams, making sure when people knew when races (non-F1) were on so they would show up and post, and just generally trying to stimulate discussion. Then special snowflakes claimed I was making the board terrible for them, and threatened to leave, because I said that something they liked was shit.
Yeah, I made it so terrible there that the board died within a month of me leaving...
>Bahrain thread (FP, Qual, and race)
>184 replies | 39 images | 9 UIDs
>>75487844
one time thing i swear
For you gents who want some racing in your life while waiting for the Russian GP, I give you Indycar at Barber Motorsports Park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0MBVIHMBfQ
The race is extremely enjoyable and the last 20 laps are great strategy/racing battle laps between Kiwi Scott Dixon and Burger Josef Newgarden, plus heartbreak for Aussie Will Power.
Fernando Alonso makes an appearance and the NBC booth patronizes the poor 2X World Champion too much.
Very enjoyable for those who are bored.
>>75488365
Thanks, anon.
>>75488365
>heartbreak for Aussie Will Power.
good.
if there's one aus driver who races internationally that i intensely dislike, it's him.
>>75488430
Why is that?
>>75488430
Fucking contrarian.
Anyone see the new Top Gear ep? They had Darryl's family on the show.
>>75488438
because he's a sooky little wanker, a choke artist (losing 3 indycar titles in a row lmao) and worst of all, he's a filthy fuckin queenslander.
>>75487930
Wait I thought 8ch was like "toughguy redpilled" 4chan, but what you're saying implies its more like reddit
>>75488511
The guys he lost those championships to had some pretty stiff cocks(sans maybe RHR) in fairness to Will.
Have some pity for those from Toowoomba.
Regardless I never root for him these days, his one championship was all I had hoped he'd achieve given his three bridesmaid championships.
>>75488457
I don't like Chris Atkinson either
fight me you fuckin poofter
>>75480464
>can I have 1080p replays?
>720i?
>who needs 480?
>>75476636
is this the sochi lineup?
>>75488626
>What could you possibly want with 360p?
>I'll call you about that 240p video you wanted.
>>75483643
It's the only F1 Wheel I can get for a decent price here, that's why I'm asking.
>>75483111
are you like a hard core simracer or something
>>75489574
No, I just want a nice F1 wheel to play my shitty games. I only found normal wheels here; that's why I'm asking.
Also, spending a shitload on a Thrustmaster Ferrari F1 and a T500 RS it's not on my plans.
>>75486828
Binland in top two cars. 3rd and 4th. It really makes you think.
>>75489911
>all this Canadian deflecting
>>75489911
>tfw no racing gf
What does /f1/ think of Renee Gracie?
>>75490638
Slut, bad at driving.
>>75490638
>lighter
>probably cigarette smoker
I think she probably smells.
0/10 would not cuddle.
>>75490651
>cigarette smoker
implying this isn't desirable.
>fug her, cum on her huge tits (shame about the tat) and share a dart while post sex cuddling.
exceptional.
wonder if Victoria is a smoker? She'd go up a notch if yes.
>>75490665
>wanting your waifu to smell like an ashtray, and not some explainable girly mix of fairy floss, cinnamon, and lavender.
>>75490684
tobacco smoke smells nice though. I'd prefer to be with a woman who enjoys a dart than one who suffocates me with obscenely powerful perfumes
>>75490735
>tobacco smoke smells nice though
lol, sure m8, keep telling yourself that.
t. someone who used to smoke 60+ a day
>>75490638
that angle flatters her face sooo much, just googled her and she is a bit of prawn.
>>75490742
I enjoy the smell of a cigarette
t. Casual smoker
>>75490742
>t. someone who used to smoke 60+ a day
how the fuck did you find time for 60 a day? I barely find time for 10 a day.
>>75490735
cigarette smoke does not smell good, nothing worse than talking to someone and they open their mouth and i can smell their choice signatures on their breath.
Renee Gracie would be better use as a pig dog than a racing driver, let alone a grid tart.
>>75490763
Used to be a courier driving a 4.5t truck, which meant I could smoke all day long.
Wasn't Andre Heimgartner tipping up Renee?
>>75490768
Wrong. Stop listening to the quit campaign ads.
Have some upgrade porn
http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/technik-upgrades-gp-bahrain-2017-ferrari-12013687.html
I quit smoking altogether when I became a gym rat, can't stand it now.
but I still get a desire to smoke when I'm out with friends drinking. Miss the feeling, but don't miss that tired lung feeling.
>>75490784
Yes. Now he's hitting up some blonde bimbo and she presumably fucks anyone who entertains her for long enough on tinder.
>>75482866
He's Czech and no he wasn't convicted. He just ruined his career because he was having trouble sleeping and a mate told him smoking weed would help.
>>75490742
I've never smoked and I like the smell
>>75490793
>can't stand it now
>but I still get a desire to smoke when I'm out with friends drinking
Is this common? I get the exact same thing.
>>75491061
I get it especially when I see my friends smoking, makes me want to join them.
>>75488502
Kek, took me a while to get the joke
>>75491061
Yes.
>>75478497
Gary Brabham did a whoopsee.
Kyle Busch was caught speeding (!) a few times.
>>75486468
The TV was an egg and intended to look like an egg too. The cum tribute anon used his phone.
>>75476712
>You’re either an Alonso or you’re a Rosberg. And Hulkenberg is a Rosberg
that burn is lethal
>>75479270
It's a plot by Tilke to introduce movable chicanes on every track.
>>75487930
Is this pasta? You sound like a massive faggot
>>75491233
Awww you're hurting my fweelings with your meany words.
>>75491248
are you going to leave this board now like you did with 8ch because you were butthurt?
>>75491330
Please stop cyberbullying me to make yourself feel like a big tough guy. People on the internet are real people and have real feelings.
I'm going to go cut myself now. I hope you're proud.
>>75491349
upgrading your status to gaping faggot
>>75491330
HAHAHA WOW >>75491248 GET FUCKED BRO
>>75491366
>faggot
Anon, this is a safe space, we don't allow homophobia here.
>>75491375
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
>>75491380
I'm sorry I have Novahollandiaphobia
>>75491392
sorry^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Great thread
Why are people trying so hard to be "funny" in /f1/ threads nowadays? The quality is so low I would rather have these threads day in the off-weeks.
>>75491587
t. only comes here to find Max pics to fap to
Here you go, cupcake.
>>75491607
Thanks for proving my point.
>>75491612
>35 seconds
Fucking hell anon, that was fast.
I don't even come that quick to Carmen Jorda.
>>75491629
This post is terrible and the picture just looks like someone's older sister, still would though. Aussie you don't have a language excuse for this terribly quality posting.
>>75477272
then, lauda and stewart are bitchboys?
>>75491643
>you don't have a language excuse for this terribly quality posting.
>terribly quality posting.
>all this toothpaste defending
Did Klaas find out about proxies?
>>75491651
They would not have any problem with safety at all if they raced in any of the current racing series.
>>75491651
Well in Lauda's defence, he did have a near death experience.
>>75491832
But they are methodical and calculating drivers rather than balls-out win-it-or-bin-it racers. Ditto Prost. You can't say they are not real racers, you'd be a fucken idiot like Ricky Bobby here >>75477272
>>75491849
So did stewart, albeit not as severe as Laudas.
Was still bad and the main reason why he wanted Spa neutered.
>>75482009
>I like greek commentary because it's easier to understand and listen to.
You know Nick, by doing this you're most likely resigning the only benefit a NEET-life has to offer: learning the English language on a level that is higher than the average joe in your country.
percocets molly percocets
>>75491990
>tfw above avarage understanding of the english language.
>still fucking suck at actually speaking it.
Formula 1 Spic Ranking
1.Alonso
2.Sainz
3.Perez
4.Ocon
...
...
...
POWER GAP
...
...
...
9001.Gutierez
>>75490790
Kek, haven't even noticed this.. but finally, FINALLY Ferrari also went full autism on the front wing. Their aerodynamics were so 2009 looking for all these years.
>only 3 full days until qualy
>>75492093
and 3 days till you get cucked again
>4 full days until the race
>it's in Russia anyway, shit track
>HML or VWL
Why even bother lads?
>>75492097
>you
Worse than football fans desu
>>75492097
>>75492059
>Ocon
>spic
>>75492097
Don't bully Son of Eric, not his fault Sweden hasn't been great in 300 years.
>>75492113
looks like a dago to me
>>75492097
>implying swedes can get any more cucked
lel
>>75492111
stay mad while four gf gets a bbc
>>75492059
Does Massa count?
>>75492097
>pot calling the kettle black
>>75492045
iktf Sven
>>75492190
Do you speak like the Terminator? If so that's better than having a correct accent
>>75492148
>tfw four gf's
>>75492207
but you get cucked by all of them
>>75492207
BTFO
Pretty embarrassing for Germany desu
>>75492198
I don't have an accent at all, but I'm missing words sometimes and then my autism intensifies.
Why did Bernie sell the series if hes just gonna complain like a cunt the whole time about how it's being run, seriously fuck off man it's not yours anymore and noone wants you
>>75492113
Spanish heritage you numbnuts
either Basque or Navarrese diaspora iirc
>>75491990
I understand english enough to read books af if it's my native language. Actually, I prefer all my books in english.
My listening is average. I can understand spoken english if someone talks to me or to the camera on youtube or something but I need subs for movies/series because voice is too low and background noise/music too high. Again, just english subs, just what they're saying written.
My speaking is complete shit because I don't talk english with anybody.
Literally BIG AMERICAN TIDDIES COUSIN tier.
>>75492219
>I don't have an accent at all
if you are not born in an english speaking country you have an accent. you might think you dont but you do
MUH DICK.
>New F1 bosses want New York Grand Prix to become a night race. Will probably added to the F1 calendar in 2019
https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/856849278744002563
>>75491990
TFW being a NEET in America / Australia / NZ / Canada / UK means that you don't get the benefit of learning a secondary language really well
>>75492228
I doubt he posts here. You need to contact him directly.
>>75492301
Patrician taste following Scarbs my man
>>75492301
are they gonna finalize that Port Imperial thing in NJ
>>75492301
that would have to be what, 9pm in the US, or 4am in Europe? Fuck that
>>75492314
I follow both, la.
>>75492289
Let me put it this way: You're either a Rosberg or an Alonso accent wise: I'm a Rosberg.
>>75491990
>implying that's a benefit of NEET life
it's a benefit of not being a fucking pleb and watching stuff in german dub
>>75492326
well if it's late in the season they can push it to 7:00pm ET/ 02:00am CET
>>75492312
I have it on good faith that he does
>Prost only won his title because he weighed much less
>Mansell would be a three time champ if he wasn't so muscle bound
>Senna deserved 5 titles
Interesting how we don't see this weight / height argument outside of the current era.
https://twitter.com/sniffermedia/status/856769580647297026/photo/1
>>75492359
because nowadays drivers have a personal trainer and nutritionist who make sure they are at minimum weight for races
>>75492359
He is a big guy
>>75492359
i didn't know nick drove in f1
>>75492376
He's a long guy
why are there zero flattering pictures of claude?
>>75492402
all m/f photographers were too busy masturbating to his panty dropping looks to make a half decent picture
>>75492376
(maybe) for you
probably still a manlet
Also
>he failed to pre-qualify for all 14 of the grands prix that he entered with EuroBrun (still a record)
>>75492433
His weight could have been a reason why he constantly failed
>>75492301
to become a night race? Don't they actually have to have a race first?
>>75492433
>>75492457
I can't find Claudios height anywhere. Maybe he is a turbomanlet with Clarksonesque belly.
>>75492469
They probably can't close the roads during the day.
>>75492301
So would this literally be an NYC street race or at the Glen? Hopefully the latter
>>75492498
>close the roads
They have a perfectly good circuit in Watkins Glen.
>>75492553
>perfectly good
no it's not
to bring it up to grade 1 standards they'd have to rip everything up and start from scratch
the circuit wouldn't even be up to 1980s F1 standards
>>75492498
pfft, piss weak of them, then.
It's not like those roads through the middle of NYC are actually used for anything useful. deadshit tourists mindlessly gazing at times sq billboards and yellow cars in permanent gridlock is all that's there.
>>75492542
As long as Tilke stays away
>>75492301
Get ready for Albert Park 2.0
>>75492553
Have you seen how close those barriers are to the edge through the esses.
As >>75492592 said, you'd need to revamp the whole circuit.
>>75492542
Ny is just 90° Corners. If they go through the cantral park it might be interesting. Like in PGR 1 on the old Xbox
>>75492610
that is frighteningly similar to albert park.
were those lakes designed by the same person? they're both artificial lakes iirc
speaking about NYC, how come central park is still around? property value in the area must be insane and having an xbox huge park in the middle seems strange
pls race in our circuits
>>75492610
someone overly albert park onto that just to show how identical they are
>>75492642
Comfy
>Would watch Touring Car race / 10
>>75492592
>>75492619
>wouldn't even be up to 1980s F1 standards
>Have you seen how close those barriers are to the edge through the esses.
Implying those are bad things
>>75492642
underrated track desu
>>75492642
Any argie gp return must be at potrero de los funes. deadset most beautiful circuit that side of the planet.
I last saw it during the 2010 FIA GT1 season. Has it been used since?
>>75492655
It happened last weekend
>>75492664
Yes, it's used for some minor international comeptitions and 3 or 4 domestic ones
>>75492639
because Central Park is a cultural icon of NYC, that's like asking why they don't tear down the statue of liberty and replace it with a building
>>75492642
NOICE
>>75492639
IIRC central park is a public space that is owned by the government
>>75492111
I love this gif
>>75492642
where are the spectators going to sit?
>>75492642
IMO the only thing wrong with it (other than not hosting F1) is it cuts through the hills or goes around them, rather than over them.
Some big elevation changes would lift it to a 10
>>75492784
in the lake
How are they going to fuck up the wall of champions?
>>75492789
There really aren't enough elevation changes on f1 tracks, apart from Spa, Spielberg, Hungaroring and Interlagos we're lacking. Should be MOAR.
>>75492791
Not finding a free spot in the mountains and using your high grade animal viewing telescope to follow cars on track around the whole circuit
>>75492784
on the loo you degenerate
>>75492784
>Modern Formula 1
>Spectators
>Not watching F1 from your autism observatory while shitposting on /f1/
>>75492811
nice now we need turtle shells or lighning
>>75492811
2014 Spa was an absolute meme race.
>Rosberg sperging into Hamilton
>"NICO HIT ME"
>Alonso bad mouthing Ferrari
>Hulkenberg sitting in podium spot almost the entire race, even running in first at one point (I think) and still cucked
>Ricciardo won lol
Fall out from Spa was also hilarious.
>>75492833
>Not watching F1 from your autism observatory while shitposting on /f1/
Did you just accidentally find out what Ron does in his autism observatory?
>>75492854
>tinted windows so nobody can see the fanfictional stories you write about ((Victoria-Jane)) while having a cheeky look into your 20 GB ''Children'' folder every once in a while.
>>75492392
i didn't know james nesbitt drove in f1
>>75492821
>animal viewing telescope
thats no way to talk about children Gary
>>75492784
>where are the spectators going to shit?
ftfy
>>75492851
Funnier yet is that quali was wet throughout, and Rosberg actually got pole by 0.3, and he is known to suck in the wet.
>>75479456
great
>>75483717
Automobilista
https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/856857051594715136
>BREAKING NEWS: @DaleJr retiring at end of 2017 season.
>>75493039
Rip Watercooler Dale
>>75493039
just going to say it for a lot of people here
ovals are fucking trash dont pollute our threads with inferior motorsports
>>75493062
good post
>>75493062
k sry australia
i die now k?
>>75493039
this is /f1/ not a thread for fatposters to post about their fellow obese landwhales
>>75493074
good post
>>75493084
it's all yours, my friend
>Red Bull CEO Dietrich Mateschitz has given a rare interview to the Austrian newspaper Kleine Zeitung, announcing his plans to found a new conservative media outlet.
>In the interview, the 72-year-old billionaire harshly criticized both Germany and Austria's policies on refugees. "None of the people shouting 'refugees welcome' or 'we can do it' were preparing their own guest rooms or tents in their gardens to accommodate half a dozen migrants," he said. Mateschitz then condemned political correctness in the media, voiced his support for Donald Trump and announced plans for a news outlet called Näher an die Wahrheit (Closer To The Truth). He criticized a high-profile Belgian official for implying that "countries with homogeneous cultures should vanish from the face of the earth."
https://www.residentadvisor.net/news.aspx?id=38818
wtf i love red bull now?
>>75493127
/ourguy/
>>75493127
wow i'm #trickyforricky now
>>75493127
based
>>75493127
>yfw you realize Jos hates the EU and trained Amx to convince Dietrich to go full reverse Soros
>>75493127
based
>>75493127
Who else /MateschitzMissile/?
>>75493127
i'll sip to that
>>75493127
Absolutely based
>>75493127
DELETE THIS, GOYIM
is an car an athlete?
>>75493127
good thing i only drink monster :DDDD
>>75493127
wtf i love red bull now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FnyurCfTsQ
>>75493401
I love you
>>75493127
GAS GEORGE SOROS
HABSBURG RECLAMATION NOW
Are you guys actually all conservatives or are you memeing?
>>75493484
I agree with Mateschitz's views more than I disagree with them. That is most of us tbqh.
>>75493484
we're all just aspiring young frog posters about to turn our lives around
>>75493484
pay denbts and defend your fucking border before they cuck our continent irreversibly and ban F1 because its too manly
>>75493484
I'm absolutely a conservative. Voted for our mainstream conservative party in every election I've been eligible except the most recent when my vote in the senate landed on a party a bit to the right of them because I didn't like the way they handled a leadership spill.
>>75493484
well I'm not a leftie.
>>75493127
BASED
AS
FUCK
>>75493484
>actually all conservatives
probably 50/50, or close to it, like real life
most of the racism is memeing tho (in b4 claims of unironic racism)
>>75493484
No.
We're literally nazis
>>75493512
>unironically voted for Tony Abbott
wew lad
>>75493484
i'm a liberal (but in the real meaning of the word, not the retarded american definition of liberal)
>>75493581
And I'll do it again m8.
>>75493512
>he gets an erection over limiting people's personal freedoms
>>75493598
Only a semi, m8. I did help stop the boats though.
>SPOILER: it's the left limiting freedom of freedom of speech these days
>>75493484
Not at all a conservative but I wouldn't say I'm a liberal anymore either.
>>75493592
>in the real meaning of the word, not the retarded american definition of liberal
but Euro Left is farther Left than 'Murrican Left
>>75493614
It's economically further left, but socially less retarded.
>>75493614
What they call a Liberal in America is called a Leftist in Europe
What they call a Liberal in Europe is called a Libertarian in America
>>75493608
>it's the left limiting freedom of freedom of speech these days
classic whataboutism instead of providing an actual argument
in the UK for instance, their government is as socially right-wing (i.e. conservative) as you can get and their freedom of speech laws are getting more and more restrictive each year.
at least keep it related to f1 you shits
>>75493649
And if Labour were in power? You think it would be better?
Irrelevant anyway, the only truly libertarian party down here got my primary vote in the senate - and consequently the $1.72 in electoral funds that primary vote provides - but I ended up with my preferences landing on Pauline Hanson herself - Queensland lol. Australia is a better place when conservatives control the purse strings... social progress is tougher still when there's no money.
>>75493641
>What they call a Liberal in Europe is called a Libertarian in America
nah, an American Libertarian is not a European Liberal. an American Libertarian would get laughed out of the country for being a 14 year old with no clue about economics or the fact that paying your taxes has more upsides than downsides or letting forbes 500 companies have unlimited power is a universally bad idea that only benefits the goyim billionaire boogeymen
>>75493512
>mainstream parties
>not cucked
Pick one
>>75493690
>Sweden
>not cucked
How long before Son of Eric's backers move on to some nice young Somali refugee who wants to cum in karts?
>>75493675
Vijay Mallya is going to prison for a long time, so there's at least some justice in this world
>>75493679
from what I know of Labour, they're not left-wing, just more left-wing and less authoritarian than the Conservatives and every bit as war-thirsty. maybe Comrade Jeremy has changed things but I don't know
>>75493679
Yes.
>>75493484
No. Conservatism is a losing strategy by design. But I still don't want niggers and Muslims living where I live, especially the ones that only leech off of my tax dollars. That's why I'm moving to Estonia ASAP.
https://www.motorsport.com/formula4/news/fia-backed-investigation-into-monger-accident-launched-897847/
FIA are going to get to the bottom of why Billy has no legs anymore
>>75493675
threads almost at bump limit anyway, but whatever. here's an awful F1-related post:
considering this track is incredibly easy on the tires with 2017's longer-lasting tires, should the FIA let them try a No-Stop strategy (reminder that Nico Rosberg basically did that in 2014)?
btw, i kinda like this track desu
>>75493735
I think he crashed into a car. Someone email them the video
>>75493680
I can understand why you would think that, with Liberal ideas you NEETs wouldn't be able to leech off society and get all those sweet NEETbux every month.
>>75493735
>FIA finds that Billy has no legs anymore because they were amputated after a horrible racing accident
*proceeds with self-congratulatory circle jerk*
>>75492471
wew when did Jezza get THAT fat
>>75493783
>tfw fat accumulates in moobs instead of glorious belly
>>75493739
No.
I have no desire to watch 305 km of tyre management, at least require one stop.
My hope is that Pirelli comes through next year with a compound that wears a little faster. It would at least make things a bit more interesting.
>>75493735
eh, it might be a bit more complicated than you think
according to my sources, it was all a scam, and he's in the bahamas right now
>>75493796
>My hope is that Pirelli comes through next year with a compound that wears a little faster.
fuck no
and whats wrong with people? the last few years everyone was complaining the tire wear was too much. also, more wear = more management
>>75492642
fuck that looks like GTA V
>>75492642
Potrero is too comfy
>>75493700
Muds don't even like motorsport
>>75493902
>Muds don't even like motorsport
then why have races in Bahrain, Abu Dhabi, Malaysia, Singapore, and England?
Refueling would solve so many problems
>can make tyres good again because now there is a valid reason to do a pistop
>can make cars fast again because lower car weight
>glorious fireballs
>>75493484
I am actually conservative, vote for far right politicians here, would have voted Trumo, Exit and Le Pen
>>75493923
the average mud doesn't have unlimited money though and only really cares about being useless. they have no interests.
>>75493484
I unironically read the Guardian and live in a very left house hold but I realise WAG collecting probably wouldn't sit well with them and they clearly go too far sometimes.
Not sure what I am too be honest.
>>75493923
Rich oil jews aren't your avarage mud tho
>>75493952
yeah but le safety issues
I'd be all in for Le Mans-style pitstops in F1
>>75492301
>tilkedrome
Cancel it.
>>75493484
I'm racist desu
>>75492610
>Get ready for Albert Park 2.0
what's wrong with that?
>>75494003
It's hard not to be desu
>>75493729
I thought Finladn was supposed to be based
>>75494016
as someone who attended this years race at albert park
we dont need more tracks where overtaking isnt possible please
>>75494024
>/pol/ co-opts "based"
>doesn't realize it comes from a black artist making rap music
that board is nothing if not clueless lmao
>>75493735
that one's a real head-scratcher
>>75494058
good on them for not dragging their feet
>>75494038
>le no overtaking meme strikes again
>>75493974
>AMD on wing
is it a sign? Verstappen to Ferrari when?
>>75492634
>>75492650
>not to scale
>>75494136
nothing happened for like 40 laps it was also hot as fuck
should bought a grandstead seat
still will go every year because I love the sport
the races since have been great but there was 1 move for 2 hours of racing lol
>>75494158
>>75492650
mine is not to scale either
>>>75494172
>>>75494172
>>>75494172
NU THREAD
>>75493484
I'm from Melbourne, so no
>>75494050
>implying implications
>>75494205
im from Melbourne and I am
>>75494205
cucktorian
>>75494241
elite, muscular victorian.
>>75494248
im a red pilled tranny tho
>>75494275
>>75494307
leaving soon can't stand this place :)
>>75494307
>only state that is expanding
>in both earnings and population
>sydney is RIP
>queensland is still shit
>Danny-Andy gets shit done
>avoid universities and no retarded lefties
I'm loving it tbqh