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/147/ World Snooker Championship

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Monday 24 April


13:00

Mark Selby (Eng) 10-6 Xiao Guodong (Chn)

Graeme Dott (Sco) 6-10 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
19:00

Neil Robertson (Aus) 8-8 Marco Fu (HK)
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>ugly wench as OP image
>not using magnificent Selby ass
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>>75475886
whats with the inappropriate uncomfy image. delete this and do a new 147 with a sensible pic
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>>75475941
t. homosexual
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>>75475956
t. 14 year old boy raised on the internet
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>stupid_sexy_selby.gif
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>>75475886
Stupid bitch, that's not how you play snooker.
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good day lads

what a terrible day, at least snooker is on soon
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State of mcloed knocking out the best player only to get knocked out in the next round not even making it to the final session. Waste of everyones time.
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>>75476168
What happened lad?
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>>75476201
Judd played like shit after 4-0.
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>>75476201
>Judd Trump
>the best player
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>>75476202
lots of work and most of it is because of stupid people who can't do their job on their own

it causes a lot of stress because it can't be helped and can't get into a comfy state of mind for snooker

i just hope Fu pulls through and wins tonight
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>>75476211
>best natural talent
>can watch without "gwan ronnie" every shot
>invented nawty snooker
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>>75476226
Warehouse job?
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>>75476226
This is now a feels thread
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REMINDER that Judd got blacked in the first round
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>>75476253
hospital...
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GWAN RONNIE
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>>75476285
>tfw no qt nurse gf.
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I just bloody love snooker

Snooker loopy, nuts are we
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>>75475929
She's got fake tits too which is even worse.
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Do you think Bazza got that sweet, sweet birthday sex last night?
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>>75475929
What an exquisite specimen. If Michelangelo were alive today he'd make a sculpture of it.

>>75476168
Get comfy, m8.

>>75476431
Me and him and /147/ and me
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>Norwich fan spotted
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>>75476539
'lo there ausbro
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Which match are you watching? Hawkins v Dott here.
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>>75476578
Same la'
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DAT RED

>>75476589
lel that smug Bazza
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>>75476495
Huh? Doesn't look fake to me. But I'd still prefer mommy Michaela's milk bags.
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>turn over to Bazza v Dott
>Lelby immediately makes a century
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Is Selby literally /ourguy/?
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im a tits guy and proud
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>OOH BOY
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>>75476680
show us them
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>Xiao Dewgong
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>ZZZZZelby

No thanks.
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>>75476578
Same here
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Afternoon all.

>>75475886

Who is this chick anyway, anyone have a name?
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>>75476738
Afternoon, m8. Jordan Carver. Google Image Search is your friend.
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>>75476738
Do you not know about Jordan Carver?

Shame on you
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>>75476226

Fu's gonna do it. I can feel it.
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>>75476239
Alex Higgins developed naughty snooker, you casual.
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>>75476746
>>75476752

Thanks lads.
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>Blorkins
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I'm more of an ass guy but damn those are some magnificent tits.
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Choose wisely, /147/
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>>75476801

C
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>>75476801
Michaela could clean my balls if you know what I mean ;)
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>>75476801
Option 3 obviously
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Bring my man hunter back.
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Selby wins lol
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>Neil Robertson went straight to the practice rooms after his evening session ended
Maybe the LoL servers were down
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>>75476801
Don't tease me with this, Heath and Paul are gone, ok?
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>>75476801
Dott

>2 titles, 5 runners-up
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Thank you based Duncan
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>>75476801
Why did she quit?
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Poor Dott
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Does he post here?
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The rape train never ends, no comfy comebacks today, at least my dog will get some excercise...
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>>75476895
Dott looks suicidal.
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well that was fast, see you tonight lads
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>5 hours until the evening session
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>>75476907

b-b-but didnt you hear him at the end? best of 3 with 2 "former champions" and some trick shots my man
ur missin gout
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>>75476908
this day gets worse and worse

no comfy snooker for the end of the shift
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>>75476916
>ur missin gout

Ha, wish i was, shit sucks.
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im good at pool I'd probably be the best of all time at this if I gave it a go
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>>75476896
is that 190cm Waistband's father?
why does he walk towards the camera?
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>>75476967
stands to reason..
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>>75476942
Cheer up, the day will be over soon, innit. Plus at least Fu v Robertson has been quality so far and let's hope the last session will be a cracker as well.
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Snooker's rubbish
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Why are you not in work lads?
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>>75477010
Some of us are. Just don't tell Mr. Shekelstein please!
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>>75476997
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>that Happy Birthday guy

>>75477010
6:00-14:00, mate, got back just in time for some snookah.
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>>75477010
on the dole desu
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>>75476997

Either go back to worshipping your premier league jigaboos or become patrician and come home white man.
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>>75477010
i am just did most of my work the morning so i could watch the afternoon session

>>75476995
im really looking forward to it

you'll be watching too right?
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>>75477052
Golf is the true white sport paddy
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>>75477052
stfu, racist irish lol, really makes me ponder..
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>>75477010
Working 4-10 today, doesn't matter though because I can watch the snooker in work
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>>75477106

Hasnt golf been headlined by a half-chink mulatto for the last fifteen years?
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I hope Dott gets to experience Steve's Taxi
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>>75476801
1 coz Graeme makes me sad
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>>75476801
obviously B. Every other choice is retarded.
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Bazza Pot Quiz!
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>>75477061
Of course, lad.

>>75477274
Yay
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>Ken giving him the answers
what the fuck is this?
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>>75477285
Ladies and gentlemen, your Barry Hawkins MOTM.
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Bazza spilling his spaghetti big time
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sake Bazza, this is an embarrassment
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Hes blorkin it up
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>Blorkins
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resigning from the Hawkins fanclub as we speak desu
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Hazel thicc
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>>75477318
>>75477322
>tfw he looks like my dads cousin
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Just tuned in lads, what's happening now?
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B I N G
I
N
G

>>75477367
40 Years of the Crucible
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>>75477367
Games ended early, so they now repeat the pre-tournament 40 years of crucible celebration.
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were players all coked up back then?
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>>75477166

>mulatto
>Irish

Can't distinguish.
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>you will never have a go on Hazel's big tits
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>>75477513
Quite average desu
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>Judd staring off into space
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Great banter this
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>All this banter

God I fucking love those sport
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>>75477599
>>75477613
#banter
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getting #emotional over here lads
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>the city of Jimmy White
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you lads are gay lol
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>Where's the Jimmy going?
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>>75477716
Where's the Virgoing?
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Based Cliff
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All these laffs
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Am I weird for enjoying the Sheffield accent?
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>>75477821
No
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Feels good to be from Sheffield lads
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>signing a contract live next to Barry Hearn
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>>75477821
I'm from there and I can't stand to hear it on TV
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>>75477872
Ching Chong Chang, lad.
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>>75477899
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Winner winner chicken dinner
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why are they dressed up for quarter finals
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>Ken in charge of telling anecdotes
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fuck this lads im gonna look at jasmine harman's big nreasts on a place in the sun then watch come dine with me
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As comfy as this is, it's bizarre it's on BBC Two. How many people realistically will be interested?
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What's with these interviews

Who gives a fucking shit

Is snooker the liverpool of the sporting world? Obsessed with things that haven't been relevant in 20+ years
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>>75477991
>40 Years of the Crucible
Why wouldn't they talk about history?
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>>75477899
Town centre and the close surrounding areas are heavily populated with chinks and students yes.
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>>75478008
They talk about that wank even outside of shitty documentaries.
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>>75478021
are you new to sport?

every sport is obsessed with its history
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GRAWN RONNIE
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>>75478040
You're missing the point...

Nevermind
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Ronnie is legitimately welling up. This is sad.
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>>75477991
t. Ronniefag
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Don't watch snooker lads

Who's is

-the best player of all time
-the most clutch player
-the player had the most talent
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>That young Selby
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>>75478110
Ronnie
Selby
Ronnie
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>>75478110
Hendry
Depends really
Ronnie
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>>75477010
>he can't watch the snooks at work
How does it feel to be in dead end wagecuck job?
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>>75478110
Hendry
Higgins
Ronnie
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Are the BBC keeping the original Drag Racer theme, or returning to that shitty electro wooosh version?
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Ken always sounds like he's reading from a script.
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>Neil in the taxi
>immediately starts talking about arcade games
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>>75478173
I hope. BBC had such amazing themes back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOEO_fgG3-I&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_OKd0Uo3yw
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>>75478190
And I missed the true GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xXbTaQlKI
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>>75478190
I always liked the golf one, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bd5j18N0s&t=10
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>>75478190
Can't forget The Chain being so synonymous with F1 that Channel 4 use it for their coverage too.
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>>75476619
Jordan Carver has very obvious fake tits m8.
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>>75476680
Aren't we all tbqh.

>>75476787
>fake tits
>magnificent

lmao
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>>75477106
No that's rowing. You know, a sport which requires quite a bit of physical effort.
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>>75477821
Well everyone likes Sean Bean's voice.
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>>75478539
Fake tits can be great, if they are done right. It's just those obvious balloons that suck.
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>>75478539
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>>75478589
I agree with you to a degree but the only example I can think of is Gemma Atkinson.
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finally home from work and spanish lesson

time for get comfy for evening session
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>>75478672
>spanish lesson
for what purpose?
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>>75478757
i just enjoy learning languages so i thought why not

korean wasnt available in the city ;;
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>>75478817
oh fair enough, good luck with it
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>>75478817
ti govrish pa russki?
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What is HK Pepe's plan?
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>>75478847
no, i don't think it's a nice language
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>>75478634
They're 100% natty though...
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>>75478672
ayy I'm trying to learn Spanish as well. But I'm shite at it.

>>75478883
Distract Neil by leaving on some vidya for him.
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>>75478926
Gemma Atkinson's aren't m8.
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>>75478897
Don't hun use cyrillic or is that bg??
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>>75479011
that's Bulgaria and partially Serbia/Montenegro
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>>75479011
>Don't hun use cyrillic or is that bg??
we have nothing to do with the russian language or culture anon
the only reason why some old people speak it is because they were occupying our country for a good 44 years
>>75478980
>ayy I'm trying to learn Spanish as well. But I'm shite at it.
im a beginner too but im progressing well, maybe we can shitpost in spanish in the future
VAMOS RPNNIE
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>>75478110
Steve Davis for all three
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>>75479057
yeah, it's why your also not slavs.
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>>75479011
>mixing up finno-ugric master race & language with dirty slavs
baka desu senpai
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>>75479216
you're a mongol senpai
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>>75479216
pls gib ä's, we need them here
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>>75475886
Is that Lucie Wilde?
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>>75478817

>learning a language just for the sake of it

Pretty based. Why cant i motivate myself to do shit like this. I need a massive fuck off carrot dangled in front of me to do anything.
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>>75479255
Read the thread before typing you silly twonk. Or learn to reverse image search.
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>>75479255
No.

>>75479057
Tal vez, mi amigo.
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>>75479265
You mean a potato?
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>>75479243
Ää
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>>75479265
I learned Gaelic for some weeks. It's a weird language, please stop speaking it.
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>>75479314
thänks
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>>75479314
How would I say Ä?
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>>75479353
Like the vowel in 'sat'
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>>75479315
>I learned Gaelic for some weeks
Londinium
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>>75479353
like the ä in pesäpallo
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>>75479265
i hate my job and it makes me want to kill myself so i have to study something that i like
just to take my mind off of things

you should give it a go, since you don't need it for school or anything you can just do it your own pace, just tell the teacher you are not in a hurry
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>>75479359
>>75479388
So a long A?
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>>75479403
No, like an a with a twist.
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>>75479403
like a in have and that.
"near open front unrounded vowe".
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>>75479402
>that first paragraph
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>>75479520
y-you too
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>tfw had a French gf for five years
>She taught me enough to keep a long conversation going
>Been two years since we broke up and I've forgotten nearly everything

Considering picking it up again seeing as it's quite a handy thing to have in your locker
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Tbh, I don't see the point of umlauts, tildes and all that foreign bollocks, surely you know how to pronounce a word without having to draw symbols over it.
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>>75479520
>>75479576
I like that Austro-Hungarian reunion.
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>>75479586
France is an utterly pointless language to learn unless you're intending to spend an inordinate amount of time there.
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>>75479588
Tbh everyone should speak English
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>>75479588
>you could just do it like we do and completely disregard the spelling when pronouncing words
I agree with you on accents, tildes and other letter accessories but umlauts are actual letters part of the alphabet.
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MARCO FUCK
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>>75479588
English is the perfect language but we don't pronounce the words correctly, as in how their actually spelt.
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>>75479747
Marco is pure, he doesn't "fuck", he makes love. I can't even picture him saying the word fuck.
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>>75479612
You could say that about any language that isn't English really, French is just easier for me because I already have a basic understanding of it.

In your opinion what is the most useful language to learn? Inb4 some memespeak like Mandarin
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>>75479829
Portuguese or Spanish.
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>>75479829
Cantonese.
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>>75479856
TSUUUUUUU
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>>75479829
English > Spanish > Arabic > Mandarin > Russian > French > others.

Standard disclaimers about regional relevance, etc etc
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>>75479856
Spanish I would agree with but Portuguese is a bit of a stretch
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>>75479921
It's underrated to be fair. Just like Mandarin is overated
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>>75479954
>Mandarin
i hate how it sounds to be honest

i like korean the most out of all the asian languages
japanese is really nice too but has a lot of words from english which makes the flow of the speech a little cringey especially since they cannot pronounce those words properly
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GET HYPE, LADS.
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Unfortunately, Robertson will win 13-11
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GWAN FU
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>>75480174
I'd give her le coq, if you catch my drift
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READY
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why these niggas clapping
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>>75475886
what is Lucy Pinder doing nowadays anyway?
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did the pink roll off or am i seeing things
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Based marco gonna bring this frame home now.
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>>75480332
Still modelling I believe.
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>>75480341
Looked like it to me, always risky playing it that slow
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No-one wants to win this frame it seems
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>>75480359
looks like they can't pot balls to that pocket, even if they don't roll off
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>>75480350
>tfw you will never get a titwank from a trio of Page 3 girls
>>
JESUS CHRIST TURN YOUR PHONE OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>
>>75480432
>when you dont even need to open photoshop
>>
Lower League Footy Shirt Guy is such a purist

He's there, every session, same seat, same posture, never wears an earpiece. He's the snooker fan we all aspire to be.
>>
>>75480439
Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are my top fantasy titwank women. Have been since I was about 14 and learnt what it was.
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>>75480432

>tfw i look exactly like this at 35 except for the hair
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Who /DDK/ here?
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>where's the pink?! ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
>Marco sat in the dark corner
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
>>
>>75475941
This

Whoever is making threads recently needs to go back to basics.
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>>75480563
here
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no matter the result we love you marco

at least i do
>>
>potentially another 8 frames left in this match
hnnng
>>
>>75480513
I've had a topless poster of Sophie Howard on my wall since I was 15, I'm 25 now and she's still there.
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>>75480681
>>
ngl Last couple of days with you lads has been great, Heres to the rest of the tourny lads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuzSPmsNzQ
>>
>still the first frame and all this spag bol

>>75480676

Agreed.
>>
>you've got work tomorrow and the first frame on the evening session is 45 minutes
Well it's not like I wanted to sleep tonight
>>
>>75480719
That's one of three essential snooker tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkgoeKHsXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
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>>75480750
>ultimate 100 really bad songs
>>
>>75480747
wagecuck
>>
KUNG FU HAHAHHAHA
>>
>>75480796
Do not speak ill of Chas and Dave.
>>
>>75480818
I wouldn't dare, m8. The YT video has it in it on the top right.
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>>75480798
>>
>>75480798
Poor me. Thankfully I have plenty of disposable income to help me survive.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqM17G_Ms10
>>
>>75480747
>got up at 4 in the morning
>need to get up at 4 in the morning tomorrow as well
>it's almost 21:00 here already
Literally FUUU.
>>
>>75480855
Don't Finns get a monthly allowance?
>>
>>75480859
Where's the fuckin' cue ball going?!
>>
Just fuck my frame up famalam
>>
>>75480689
I wish I still had the first issue of Fast Car she was in with short hair on a leather sofa. Can't find hi-res copies of it anywhere.
>>
>Neyul
>>
GWAN MARK'O
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my fucking sides

what a glorious shitshow this match is
>>
>Fu
Running out of greentext here
>>
Noisy Tea
>>
damn I was expecting fireworks and we got this instead?!
>>
RESTACK RESTACK
>>
this gon be a long one lads, nervy as fuck. got my m&ms at the ready
>>
>>75481033
>got my m&ms at the ready
that better be peanut m&ms
>>
>This frame is fucked let's rack em
Top kek
>>
>beer
>snooker
>hot water bottle
Aww yisss
>>
>>75480901
Yes but it's shit. I'll rather earn 4.5k monthly and do fun things with the money than struggle by on government subsidies.
>>
>>75480576
did this slag ever do the lads mags? has to be nudes of here out there?
>>
>>75481047
Yes mate they are the best
>>
>>75481074
There aren't any. I know it's a cruel world we live in
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>when both players have agreed to throw the same frame
>>
>>75481074
She never did topless.
>>
>>75481110
ikr
>>
>>75481056
>hot water bottle
is this a meme?
>>
>>75481125
>bgc
It's good to see him embrace his reputation as a Big Greedy Cunt
>>
>this is my last resort
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>Fu

>>75481132
?
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Is there an option to rerack an entire fucking session?
>>
How does he do it
>>
Green table mean buy bit bean
>>
>>75481177
I want to rerack Michaela Tabb.
>>
Wow this is terrible
Watch the winner of this match end up beating selby
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>>75481101
>>75481113

>tfw no big veiny tittied /147/ ref slut gf
>>
Uncle Barry has the table magnets set to EXTREME tonight it seems
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Robbo is so boring. Come on Fu
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>>75481199
>Watch the winner of this match end up beating selby
I would love that
>>
>smug pepe
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>>75481266
>>
RERACK
E
R
A
C
K
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>>75481266
4 more guys
>>
why does he walk like a penguin
>>
Oh marco
>>
>>75481286
top lel
>>
Jesus Christ they're both playing as if they're demented
>>
>>75475886
Man, I'd love to suck them tits, cum on them and her face, but take her from behind first

>Tfw not gay
>>
>>75481343
Nerves, la'
>>
>>75481347
shut up faggot
>>
>>75481347
you got the gays, mang
>>
>>75481372
>>75481378
But she's a hot female?
>>
Whoever wins this doesnt deserve it.

Still want fu to come through tho.
>>
>>75481398
Anyone who has to specify that he isn't gay is actually gay.
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>>75481365
In the second round?

Their never going to make it
>>
my boy Fu gotta go to the bathroom and beep the guppy and come back refreshed and relaxed
>>
>>75481404
But i wana fuck that chick? I mean, have her suck my cock, rub my balls with her tits out.

Then strap on my ass
>>
>sluts laughing over /147/ posts between frames at the crucible
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wish i could be there and yell gwan marco but instead im sitting here comfy hoping he will win this
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>>75481286
>he's got the line has he got the pace / he's got the pace has he got the line
don't know if he still uses that one
>>
>>75481444
No more Asian girl thanks you
>>
>>75481286
"He's hit that a little bit too thin/thick"
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>>75481445
I'm watching on Eurosport, is he still going on about the cue ball?
>>
>>75481286
I was thinking, maybe he says "where's the cue ball going?" so often because he genuinely doesn't know what happens to the cue ball once it goes into the pocket. Maybe he's scared.
>>
>>75481458

>a snooker commentator going on about the most important object in the game

Who would have thought.
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>>75481501
But he loves it too much. I do admire him though
>>
>>75481493
Kek
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>Fu
damn those last few pots
>>
>tfw want to shout GWAN MARCO but every time I do he fucks up
>>
Fus warming up
>>
This is a big one for Marco.
>>
>>75481286
Remember <insert older player here>
>>
>>75481286
>"He needs a cannon" / "Couldn't quite get the cannon"
>"That is very unlucky"
>"The players are under so much pressure here at the Crucible"
>>
In 10 years all the best snooker players are chinks
>>
I've noticed that Marco always seems to pot those mid-length shots that have pressure on them
>>
>>75481548
can you tone it down with homosexuality, Ireland?
>>
Dunno if it is Dennis or John but I fucking swear someone is sipping a mug of tea right next to their microphone.
>>
GWAN MARCO
>>
Who would win in a fist fight between Stephen Hendry and Ronnie? No cues.
>>
>>75481579
Hendry would murder Rpmmie, blink and you'd miss it
>>
I'd like to see Hendry and Hazel doing a porn
>>
Would you rather be a slow player and make centuries ever other frame or fast but never make centuries?
>>
I want to raid with Neil
>>
Gwan Marco
>>
>>75481579
>My dad's harder than your dad
>My dad would murder your dad
>>
>>75481596
Slow
then my nickname could be Slow Joe
>>
>tfw you will never paint Warhammer figurines with Are Neil
>>
pretty ugly, poor snooker to watch tb?h
>>
>>75481596
>>75481649
Walk-on tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjZE4kcg_Q

>>75481666
Nice trips. It's been pretty messy so far, yeah.
>>
>>75481666
Fu's boring as fuck to watch

>pot a ball
>spend hours thinking about next shot
>make a break of 40
>miss easy red
>>
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work will be tough tomorrow
going bed so late but it's worth

gwan marco
>>
Has there ever been a player head above shoulders better than everyone else when it comes to using the rest?
>>
Cough cough cough
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>>75481690
>>
>>75481690
Morphy
>>
Fuck this Hungarian nonce poster
>>
>>75481687
More entertaining than Neil
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>>75481690
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>>75481690
>>
>>75481736
>>75481709
>>75481707

Always feel so uncomfy to watch no matter whos doing it. Ill pay more attention to morphs restplay in future.
>>
C E N T U R Y
E
N
T
U
R
Y
>>
>don't get 138 and top break

Fu
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Don't make him angry.
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Fu stylin'.

Hes feckin back las.
>>
Anyone here voting for Corbyn?
>>
>>75481286

Great length
>>
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>>75481813
>bringing up politics in a comfy thread
Heck off
>>
>about to equal highest break
> misses easy brown
>>
>>75481833
He didn't realise or he would have went for black after last red
>>
>>75481824
Well played lad
>>
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Couldn't they use a fake slate with no joins?
>>
Seema is pure wew
>>
>>75481889
>each piece of slate weighs 200kg

shiiiiiieeeeett
>>
>>75481918
Such a fucking qt3.14, innit.
>>
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>>75481918
>>75481931
>>
Taxi time
>>
snooker
more like pooker lol
>>
>talking about WoW

Fucking hell what an autist
>>
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>harbour fantasy of building own snooker table
>see those slate slabs
>>
>>75482003
>chatting about classic arcade games

MAXIMUM COMFY LEVEL COMPLETE
>>
>>75482019
Didn't realise they were that thick.
>>
Seems like a nice lad off the table tbqh
>>
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>>75481769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gLW26Kp4O0
>>
>those hurricane higgins feels on eurosport

He was such an emotional lad.
>>
GWAN MARCO
>>
< BBC making Steve run red lights to enforce the taxi theme
>>
>>75482019
My girlfriend's sister is going out with a really rich lad who has a proper size snooker table at his mum and dad's house. Shame he's a complete cunt that I couldn't be friends with him just to use it
>>
>is it bad having a hobby which breaks into your snooker practice
>NOT WITH MY CUE OF RECKONING +2
>>
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>>75482067
>>75482076
kek
>>
>dat SHOT
>>
>>75482074
I've seen them going on eBay for like £200 (clubs selling old ones), but transporting the things would be a pain.
>>
>>75482042
He literally just plays WoW, shags his trophy wife and practices snooker. Seems pretty set for life.
>>
>>75482111
Gona need a pic of this wife
>>
>>75482126
She looks like Gollum; nothing on Selby's Mummy
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>>75482126
>>
>>75482103
This was one has proper slate on it. No doubt it set them back at least 5 grand. I know you can buy ones used at the cruicible for over 25 grand
>>
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GONE?
>>
BUT WILL IT STAY DROPPED
>>
Who do you think has better chances against Selby?
>>
>>75482126
>>75482146
tbqh what she looks like is irrelevant to you as he's the one fucking her and I assume enjoying.
>>
wew, phoo
>>
>>75482201
Probably Fu, but I wouldn't like to see him be tortured and/or molested
>>
FUUUUUU
>>
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>>75482171
I will own a snooker table one day, £5k isn't too unreasonable
>>
marco poo why
>>
>Poo
>>
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FUCKS SAKE FU

PAY ATTENTION
>>
>>75482230
>>75482171
>tfw even proper tables can be had cheap, but you don't have space for it anywhere
>>
Bad miss
>>
>>75482230
Tbh it isn't the cost that will stop me, it's the space
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cSs1rvbUQ

come on fu
>>
He could have played that shot earlier without risking being on nothing
>>
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>>75482266
>>75482253
>yeah m8, just on the 18th floor, lifts broken
>>
>>75481347
>her
>>
>>75482253
>>75482266
This. The table itself doesn't cost that much. Finding a large enough space for the table is the hard part.
>>
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>tfw the whole thread is rooting for Fu
good feel
>>
Do people go to snooker purely to clear their fucking throats and lungs?
>>
>One day Fu will sink a crazy double
>>
>>75482304
This. Annoying a shit. Leave or sip some fucking water cunts
>>
>>75482074
Why he a cunt?
>>
Robertson is fucking finished.
>>
>the chunder from down under
>>
10-10 looks great but every frame has been like this

Not a patch on Higgins/Allen
>>
>YAAS
>>
Did someone just shout ARSE?
>>
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>>75482358
he said yas
>>
can't shoo the fu
>>
>that guy who just stubbed his toe
>>
>>75482361
wew
>>
>>75482349
>Neil "Blunder from Down Under" Robertson


>>75482361
top lel
>>
>>75482358
I think he said /arse/, was it a nod to /sp/?
>>
argghhhhhhhh
>>
>>75482354
> every frame
> Fu has 3 centuries
hmmm
>>
F UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
P O O
>>
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>Fu
>>
>that hot/trashy blonde girl
my muh dick
>>
>Fu

Come on lad
>>
top kek
>>
THIS FRAME WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>This fucking frame
>>
lmao what are these two twats up to.
>>
thank you based kek lord of kiks
>>
Oh my fucking god
>>
TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>
I love frames like this.
>>
>>75482418
>you'll never get a cheeky hand job from a trashy slut at the crucible
Feels bad
>>
Le black ball final
>>
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>play 20 frames
>separated by a single point with a single ball left to pot
>>
>what a big black this is
lmao
>>
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FUCK
>>
>what a big black this is
>>
I cant see the table anymore, too much pasta string everywhere.

Is the table still there?
>>
>>75482448
Me too mate. It's like when I play pool with my mates

FU JUST FUCKED IT WHY FU WHY!?
>>
JUST
>>
>Fu
>>
Pretty uncalled for that Neil
>>
Clam down u dingo
>>
>GUOOON
>>
Classic FU
>>
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...alright m8
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>Fu

THAT REACTION
>>
is robertson an autist?
>>
Rude aussie cunt
>>
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>that frame
>>
Robertson calling the game into disrepute, bashing F5 on Barry's Twitter right now.
>>
REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75482499
I would bet my life he has very mild aspergers.
>>
Fu's gonna eat his own fucking face off
>>
>>75482499
Yes, confirmed.

He's nipped of for some COD

>Potting easy black ball you'd get after your mate rattles the black in the pub
>>
I thought vocal celebrations were frowned upon?

Bloody Australians. This is why people like Fu more, he is a top lad with etiquette.
>>
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>>75482510
>>
>>75482523

i don't really give a damn
>>
>Gwan'ing yourself
Sad!
>>
Selboid will heem either of these cunts if they play like this against him.
>>
>>75482523
>I thought vocal celebrations were frowned upon?

They are but people (not saying you) always go on about how snooker had so many personalities in the past, you surely have to allow things like this or else shut up about that.
>>
>>75482523
>I thought vocal celebrations were frowned upon?

Don't think so.
>>
Imagine Neil being your raid leader
>>
Chink here

Gotta like that reaction of Robertson. Keeping quiet after such an intensive frame means you are dead insides.
>>
They both went too heavy on the ritalin pre match
>>
>>75482523

Yup.

Aussies have a natural lack of self control. Only good thing about that moment was if fu didnt realise robbos a bogun twat before, he does now.
>>
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
imagine the bantz if Fu wins this frame and does a COME ON
>>
>>75482568
Love ritalin. Used to take 4F-MPH and shitpost at the speed of light on /brit/ all day on Saturdays before the RC ban passed.
>>
>>75482572
Russ Bray pls
>>
>>75482583
He'll probably karate chop the table in half, the madman.
>>
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>>75482567
this is the sort of mentality that will lead to snooker turning into darts with players making a "celebration" after every frame/hard shot
>>
WHERE...
>>
Fuck! I hate this Robertson dude!
>>
Marco always looks like he's sucking lemons when he's walking round the table
>>
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>>75482450
related
>>
>the state of this match
>>
>>75482547
Fair point mate
>>
*coughs*
>>
fucking refball
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
THIS MATCH
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
YOU CAN DO IT HONG KONG FU-EY
>>
I can't take this match
>Fu's jacked touching the pink
>Neil almost screwing back into the pocket
>>
Why must Fu torture us so.
>>
le fuuuuuuuuu xd
>>
>Poo
ABSOLUTE state
>>
The anon who mentioned spaghetti.....This match, fucking beta as fuck
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH
>NYEL
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
> the absolute state of this match
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LADS
>>
Gwon Marco
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>>75482691
>jacked touching the pink
What did he mean by this?
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>these two are professional snooker players
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Absolute state
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>this match
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>soon
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>>75482710

Those sweater puppies

I want her back lads
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Imagine them playing against Molester like this
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I hate Robertson as much as the next guy but usually he doesn't miss this bad.

Marco Fu is my senpai.
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>>75482743
>>75482743
>>75482743

New thread lads
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All this spaghetti just shows how heavy that pressure weighs on the players.
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Stick the kettle on lads
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That's what you get for such a blunt display of victory, Mr. Robertson.
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