/nfl/ general - DRAFT PREP volume i

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>>75475404
2nd for Seahawks

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>>75475404
>>75475416
3rd for TEKKENS

Gosh I hope the Niners go 7-9 this season

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have you guys ever just completely crushed a draft this hard?

shut down all further mocks, folks, literally no one can top this

>>75475538
>Corn Elder
>Corn

I'm so happy my parents didn't name me after biofuel.

>>75475529
Whom do you propose they will have beaten for those 7 wins?

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>Myles Garrett = Courtney Brown
Keep on Bustin' Browns

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10-6

>>75475538
What's the point of posting mocks like this? If none of the guys will be available there what's the point?

>>75476762
Autism. It's a Flithadelphia specialty. They'll take some meme LB nobody has ever heard of in the 1st round and then shut up the rest of the draft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X99esklm5es&feature=youtu.be

What do you guys think of Le'veon Bell's music video?

3 more days.

>>75475404
what the fuck is that autism. jesus christ americans just when i tought you couldn't get any worse

Would a website that tracks and rates sports "reporters" i.e. grades them based on how often their predictions are correct (or lack thereof) pick up any steam? I figure it might with all the offseason bs we've been subject to

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This is a list of players that the iggles have met with the most.

#1 and #2 have me really concerned.

Also who the fuck is Ashton Lampkin?

>>75477283
probably not because teams purposely feed them a lot of bs information

they're just reporting what they've been told most times

still though, some sources are a lot better than others

Bleacher Report and NY Daily News are trash

>>75475927
Courtney Brown only busted due to his knee turning into glass after his rookie season (which actually went pretty well).

I think it's time the Panthers draft a QB

>>75477303
Typical BigXII corner, can't cover worth a fuck. Got burned by mediocre receivers. Think of Justin Gilbert, only shorter.

>>75478047
Better wait for next year. They can draft a big retard like Luke Falk or Mason Randolph.

Who are the best players in the draft?

>>75478326
The ones from the B1G

>>75478326
Garrett, Adams and Lattimore. After that it's a dropoff

>>75478326
patrick mahomes

>>75477303
FanSided: Philadelphia Eagles Draft: Final Seven-Round Mock Draft. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwkY_Y6zQ

Could be smokescreen as well

>>75478326
Deshaun Watson is going to be a great pro

go watch what he did vs Alabama

If I'm the browns I take him #1 overall and dont think twice

>>75478415
>go watch what he did vs Alabama

shit the bed for the first 30 minutes and then get carried by Mike Williams and the defense?

>>75478415
lel

watson is going to be a mega bust, no deep throw accuracy and a one read system babby

easy bust call out of the league in 3

>>75478415
I was gonna bust your balls with a Vince Young comparison but then I remembered Vince Young somehow went to 2 pro bowls.

So who the hell knows.

>>75476675
What's the division record?

Patriots are not a 10 win team this year

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What will they call the 30 for 30 on his elite comeback?

>>75478758
4-2
sweep the skins, split giants and cowgirls

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>>75478326

>Best RB,

Cleveland Browns might take him #12 after they take Deshaun Watson #1. They are pulling out all the stops this Draft.

I dont think i ever got Lakes reaction to the Falcons losing the SB

>>75478765
this is a patriots fan trying to garner replies so he can shitpost later on about how /sp/ doubted the pats

Eagles suck

Won't even finish second in the division.

>>75479196
this is an eagles fan trying to garner replies so he can shitpost later on about how /sp/ doubted the birds

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>The browns are actually gonna fuck this up again
>The whiners are actually going to draft a QB who will be massacred every year for the next 3 years by the NFCW defenses instead of a 10 year starter
>the faguars are going to fuck the season up regardless who they draft
>the jests are going to full rebuild mode for the next 3 years

>>75478767

Water under the bridge

>>75479245
>whiners are actually going to draft a QB
No they won't. Not at #2 anyway, most sources say they're going defense

>>75479222
>implying sp isn't 90% populated by eagles haters

>>75479264
Kek

I could listen to Bill Polian talk about the draft process for hours. He is the only guest that makes Mike and Mike bearable.

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nth for 10-6 WOOHOO BEAR DOWN

H-hold me

>>75477314
Can't stand Manish Mehta. He keeps shitting on Wilkerson for skipping a meeting for his bday and most of his articles are just superficial shit. What's a good place to read articles that talk about the scheme and strategy teams used during the year?

Do you think Warren Sapp and Booger McFarland can talk enough shit that Myles Garrett falls to the Titans?

>>75478767
Bridge over troubled water

>Pats likely to keep Butler

Lmao who the fuck is gonna even score on what was already the #1 defense last year

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>tfw no more jumping over the center memes

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>>75475404
thats not a snack....

>Jabrill Peppers tests positive

Ruh-roh

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>>75480093
Cowboys gonna get him in the second round now!

>>75480093
>le both ways meme man

another one who tested positive for water and for just wanting it too damn much

definitely not drugs

>>75480093
how do guys manage this... they tell you the date of the test a year in advance

>>75480093
what a moron how can you be this dumb

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peppers and foster with diluted piss tests
brantley knocking bitches out
mixon paying off the chick he btfo

good. I was worried draft day high jinx weren't gonna happen with this boring class this year.
>niggers thinking "I dranks me's a lots of arizona iced tea and sunkist so thats why my piss is diluted" works on a level of professional scrutiny

thats 2 first rounders already automatically starting in the NFL drug policy program

>>75480093
Wasn't he already free falling because he doesn't really have a position?

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Who do the chiefs draft?

>>75478767
checkdown teddy: the story of a meme qb with no arm and one leg

>>75480251
we don't know, mate

TINFOIL TIME

What if Peppers failed the test on purpose to fall to the Patriots? Belichek is probably the only coach that will use him at CB, S, or LB depending on down, distance, and offensive package and let him return kicks and punts.

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>>75480266
not soon enough hyped for this year

>>75480283
>belichekmate

>>75480251
I believe so. He supposed to go in as a safety because he's to small to be a linebacker.

>>75480283
If I was a prospective prospect I would absolutely make up some meme character issues and just let Bill know I'm not actually a nigger at all and for him to draft me

>>75480314
Prospective pick*

>>75480283
The Steelers would likely use him that way as well. I haven't seen a Ravens game in like 2 years so I don't know about them anymore.

>>75480314
>enroll at rutgers

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>>75480284
We need Joe Mixon for the all wife beater team

>>75480331
The Steelers would use him to leave Gronk or a white college lacrosse player wide open, did you really just imply they know anything about defensive personnel or scheme?

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>>75480349
honestly wouldn't bother me that much, i'd get a kick out of all the self righteous pundits

>>75480353
Actually the opposite. The Steelers would let him roam around wherever like Polamalu because they don't know any better.

>number one scoring defense was in four of the past five super bowls
>The one that wasn't was the 2015 Broncos D, still historically great

Why do teams try to make these meme offensive minded teams when defense is the way to go?

>>75480374
Because they never learn.

>>75480374
Offense sells tickets and Jerseys

Centers, gaurds & linebackers.

This is how the Patriots should draft.

>>75480266
>>75480284
Take Mixon in the second

Not sure who in the first

>>75480374
>denver wasn't the number one scoring defense

peyton throwing pick sixes isnt his defenses fault

Browns have 1, 12, and 33.
What do they get right and what do they fuck up?

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>>75480093
You ask how these guys manage it?

I'm surprised most of them can figure out how to dress themselves in the morning

>>75479616
frankly a lot of people with that depth of knowledge literally just work in football as a coach and don't usually have the time to devote to writing about the the rise of the nickel defense. More still typically put their best stuff behind a paywall

>>75480283
Pls be true

>>75480574
>What do they get right

Absolutely nothing

>What do they do wrong

This covers anything not in category one

>According to a CAA spokesman, who works for agency that represents Jabril Peppers:
>"Peppers went to the combine. He was sick after flying there from San Diego. He has a history of cramping. Peppers was being pumped with fluids, drinking 8-10 bottles of water before he went to bed, because he was the first guy to work out two days for the LBs and DBs. He had to go through that first day, come back on second day, and that was the fear. So Peppers was pounding water and under the weather. He never failed a drug test in his life, nor tested positive before for any substance."

>>75480374
the number one scoring offense has been in 3 of the last 4 super bowls.

>>75480622
makes sense and I'm sure teams know that but it causes great drama

still a first round pick

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>>75480622
>MUH DILUTED SAMPLES

>>75480283
>losing millions of dollars just to be on a winning team

there's a reason why some great players play on the browns

>>75480622
confirmed heroin and Oxycontin user

>>75480093
>tests positive
no, he had a diluted sample. they treat it as a positive result however he didn't test positive

Who here believes in peppers as a safety?
is he gonna be taken as a LB?

even the lower end safeties in the 2nd and 3rd have better tape than him. baker, maye, williams, king.
I dont know where peppers is going to go this year. bad year to be a safety with one interception even if you are the most athletic guy in the draft.

>>75480617
Why does everyone rag on the browns drafting? The current FO did fine in last year's draft.

>>75480687
he tested positive for a diluted sample. that's a positive test.

>>75475715
Shut up wise guy.

>>75478326
The rb from fsu is pretty dank.

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>Peppers might actually fall far enough for the Pats to get him

Is fortune smiling on the evil genius?

>Aaron was fucking some dude from my hometown is prison

Neat

>>75481043
>Fortune

Bill would be 7-0 in super bowls if not for 2 meme catches

I guess you can argue he got one against Atlanta but the Falcons choking should have been expected

>>75481100
Didn't Edelman make that catch on a 1st and 10 or something? It's not like it was do or die.

>>75481114
Yeah that's true but Brady probably should have gotten picked off

>>75481100
helmet catch was a meme circus catch

Manningham in 46 not so much(It was Manningham right?). I chalk that loss up to the D not being up to snuff and Wes getting stone hands at the worst possible time.

>>75481159
Yeah I'll say the Manningham catch was a meme because Eli has never played anywhere near consistently good enough to reliably make a throw like that even if it was perfect at that moment

>>75481157
Bro, fuck off.

No one cares about your insecure racist /pol/ rant.

>>>/pol/

>>75480711

I think teams that use 3 safeties as their nickel package would like him and see how he develops from there

The Packers are going to do something drastic in the draft and win the owl
I'm from the future, this isn't speculation

>>75481201
I feel like he'd find a good home with the Puckers desu

The Cowboys are going to do something drastic in the draft and win the owl
I'm from the future, this isn't speculation

>>75481225
>cowcucks fan just piggybacking because he has no bants of his own
typical

>>75481237
>you're mad about a lighthearted post and go full sperg mode like an autistic child

Lmao

>>75481259
>cowcucks
>decent human beings
pick one desu

Spare a thought for poor Mike Gillislee. About to find out if he's a New England Patriot, or a Buffalo fucking Bill.

either New England gets one of the most efficient RBs in da lee or Buffalo uses up almost half of its cap space to keep him

win-win

I expect Gillislee to be a Patriot IMO

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>>75481157

>>75481305
he'll be making millions of dollars playing a game
I honestly couldn't care less about him

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>>75481192

Im a POC(Person of the colours) my nigga.

Meaning: red, white, and blue only.

And the Patriots.

>>75481328
his money should go to nurses.

>#Saints & Adrian Peterson believed to be closing in on a deal that’d pay him $3M+ in ’17.

>>75481384
dear god no

>>75481384
>Peterson on the 'Aints

So when he gets injured week 3 what will happen?

>>75481472
good fit, most cancerous team and fanbase

>>75481483
>what is the patriots
>what is the cowboys

>>75481518
He's just a mad Panturds or Falcucks fan to be honest with you.

Steelers going to pick a QB to be Big Ben's apprentice. And be their next possible great franchise QB in 2 years.

Going to be Davis Webb. Best under the radar QB this draft.

San Francisco cocksuckers are taking Trubisky at #2.

>Drafting a QB in the first round this draft

If any GM dos this they need to be fired instantly.

I can name like 4 QB's that are already better than any of the shit this years draft is pumping out.

God damn it, Bills. Make up your fucking minds already

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TYBC

>>75481679
We've had some shit QB drafts recently, how is next year looking for the position?

>>75481679
99% of modern day GMs are retarded, they lack an understanding of how to maximize efficiency and value, instead they fall for memes like "need" or "we can compete this year" (see: the Jaguars ensuring they will never be a real contender by blowing their load to be .500)

If I was a GM I'd surround myself with the most proven talent evaluators possible and approach everything with an economics mindset

>>75481691
>Adam SchefterVerified account @AdamSchefter 27s28 seconds ago
>Bills declined to match two-year, $6.4 million offer sheet that RB Mike Gillislee signed with Patriots, per source. Gillislee now a Pat.

>>75481746
Great.

I'm anxious to see how he performs as a lead back.

Also, so long, Blount

>Your Team
>Who You Want to Draft (can be one or multiple rounds)

>>75481784
Raiders
Best defensive player that isn't an edge rusher available

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>>75481746

>Patriots
>Peppers' stock probably plummeted to the 3rd round right?

>>75480720
Welcome to the Internet

>>75481784
Patriots
Pass rushers with every pick

>>75481722
Darnold looks really fucking good after replacing USC's QB1. Played in one of the greatest college bowl games ever. (>USC QB's)

Rosen has that Andrew Luck hype surrounding him but nowhere near the college career so far because he plays in a shitty school and was also injured for a while.

Lamar Jackson may be a meme and turn into a WR, but he reminds me so much of Vick. Big arm on the fastest guy on the field. Will probably bust desu.

Josh Allen. Small school guy in a prostyle offense just like Wentz but with a bigger arm.

Baker Mayfield looking decent.

Luke Falk is also looking OK.

Also the reason for shit QB classes is because of the simple systems QB's play in. I think you'd be lucky to find 2 starting QB's for teams in every draft. Even out of all those guys I named probably only 1 will make but I still believe they are all better than the guys coming in this draft.

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Jake Butt and Eric Ebron gonna be lit af desu

>>75481784
Raiders
Kevin King/Malik McDowell

>>75481922
>Tougher than Romo

>Romo played with a broken rib and punctured lung to lead a comeback win before

>>75481972
But does Romo have 5 (five) Super Bowl rings like Matt Stafford does?

>>75481972
And now Romo is retired/presumed dead.

>>75481911
Everyone talks about how bad this QB class is but the OT class is even worse. Not a single guy impresses

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>>75481746
>Bills

How does New England keep doing it? Another highway robbery from another AFCE shitter. Just magnificent and I'm not even a Pats fan.

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r8 pls

>>75482043
True. Just Running back and Defensive back class. The Linemen are ok.

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>stick pretzels

You think Buffalo players are happy to see their guys make it out?

Guys with the Buffalo Bills losing a RB who averaged 5.7 yards a carry, to the Pats, the AFCE just got blown WIDE OPEN.

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So at this point, how far down do you think Jabrill Peppers and Reuben Foster fall?

Also why isn't anybody talking about Tim Williams for first round consideration? I thought he was supposed to be as good as Foster?

>>75481159
Worst than a meme catch it was a blatant refball. This amount of holding was ludicrous.

>>75482212
He has plantar facitis

>>75482221
lol no

The Pats might actually drop 60 a game next season

Holy shit

>>75482162
what part of New England are you from

>>75481911
Mayfield is Manziel 2.0
Darnold is the sure thing unless he shows some problems this year
Rosen is all hype from being a former HS #1 overall recruit, spent all of last season injured
Jackson is, as you said, a meme read option future WR/KR
Allen isn't bad, but hasn't shown what he can do against higher talent, if Wyoming makes a bowl game this year, and he wins I say him and Darnold are the two top talents.
Luke Falk is a product of Mike Leach. A little history lesson: Mike Leach is notorious for his Air Raid offense that gained traction at TTU. He also got fired for locking Craig James' son in a closet and hitting him with a chair or something. He never produced a QB who was even remotely ready for the NFL, the same goes for any Air Raid, Run and Gun offense. Hawaii, SMU, LTU, TTU, WSU, Houston pre-Tom Herman. Not one productive QB in the NFL. Falk is the same.

Mason Rudolph, Big XII QB. Forget it.
Thorsen, Northwestern QB, prototype size, arm, etc, but cant figure out coverages in the B1G. Forget it.

Honorable mention: HB JT Barrett

It's down to Darnold and Allen. Everyone else is third string or CFL tier. Here is the problem; a lot of prototype size WBs coming out next year, 6'4+, 220+. So, half of those guys will be drafted high with the idea that they'll automatically find success by having bigger frames but mediocre talent or have peaked. But, as the draft draws closer, these guys will creep into the first round conversation, and then the "best QB class since 1983 and 2004" talk. Then you'll have 5 or 6 teams reach with probably one getting a true franchise QB who will be elite in a few years.

>>75482117
Buffalo is really shit at managing their Salary Cap

Belichick smelled the blood in the water

They could not afford to keep Gillislee at $4 million, it would eat half their salary cap, which they need to sign other FAs, their draft picks etc. not to mention they probably overvalued the 5th round pick

>>75482269
F R O G
I S L A N D
aka Old England

>>75482291
i dont think buffalo didn't sign him for the 5th, they just were paying shady all that money so they couldn't pay his backup a lot too

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>Deandre Hopkins still showing how rustled he is about getting BTFO by Ramsey in both games

Having said that, Ramsey vs. Hopkins is fun to watch

>>75482310
Hopkins is a piece of shit

I hope he never gets a good qb throwing to him

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At least ONE quarterback in this draft class will end up being successful

If you had to put your money on it, who would you take?

>>75482280
I agree with a lot of what you are saying, but you can't deny there's way more talent in that class than the current draft.

Agree with Darnold and Allen. As I said 2 good QB's a draft would be lucky, so this is a good draft in terms of depth lol.

>>75482310

>Houstons defense outscores the jags offense

>>75482299
ah so you're a bandwagoner who started watching football 3-5 years ago

good to know

>tfw the colts have a good GM now but le leukemia man is still calling the shots on the sideline
Hoping we go 8-8 again so chuck is gone and we can get even an average coach

>>75482327
As long as he plays for the Texans your wish will be granted

>>75482352
I don't actually support the Pats. But you're right I started watching quite recently.(which is obvious due to flag).

>>75477225
You're just jealous you don't have any sporting equipment you can snack out of.

>>75482345
I wouldn't touch any of them in the first but I think Kizer honestly.

Mahomes and Watson are memes. I don't really know what to make of Tribusky.

>>75482327
He's le pushoff man, and when the NFL cracked down on his constant pushing off he couldn't break 1,000

And he won't break 1,000 again this year regardless of who he has at QB

>>75482380
You still have Irsay. You are fucked lol.

>>75482410
I'm holding out hope he'll have a fatal OD sometime between now and Luck turning 30

Imagine if the Patriots DIDN'T win the Superbowl this year.

What a chokejob.

>>75482383
whats your team

>>75482269
>>75482352
>>75482488
Would you like me to teach you some basic punctuation?

>>75482517
>current year
>being a grammar nazi

normie detected

>>75482345
Oh I'm not saying this class has any 1st round talent at all. Terrible group. Even Trubisky is pretty much a bust (13 starts, 8-5 record). But the NFL is so desperate now to find a pro style QB, especially with what you stated and I've been arguing about for a couple years now; the spread offenses that are now the norm from pee-wee football up through college has nearly caused the pro style passer to become extinct. It's now rare to find a combination of size, talent, and skill in a complex offense at the QB spot. Even NFL scouts have admitted that it's almost impossible to evaluate QB talent now. It's even showing in the value of mediocre veteran QBs in their 30s. The monetary value has skyrocketed to the point where even a poor 34 year old veteran who hasn't played in two years can get a 2 year $20MM deal just because they're a pro style QB.

It goes back to how football has evolved. High School teams nationwide now use some form of the single read spread because the college game changed. Then it trickled down to Jr. High. Now it's what kids are growing up on. In the next decade, there may not be a pro style, west coast, multiple read QB in the draft.

>>75482383
I like the Lions.

>>75482579
Which current NFL teams haven't used spread offense once in their span?

That might be my new team.

>>75478350
Hooker > Lattimore

>>75482609
lol

That's basically the NFL version of being a cuckold

why does NE have 3 pass catching RBs?

>>75482661
Why doesn't your team?

>>75482661
White is the only pure pass catcher. And it's a role they use a lot.

>>75482673

my team is NE

>>75482653
Nah, that's being a Packers or Seahawks fan. Lions have a Chad QB so they're immune from kekoldry

>>75482616
Well, the Wildcat can't really be considered an offense, it's just a formation.
The Eagles were really the first in recent years to employ parts of it under Chip Kelly. The idea is simple. Get the defense spread out in space, quick hit run plays, read option out of the gun or pistol, 4 and 5 wide receiver sets with some quick routes on the inside, some quick outs, and go routes for the outside receivers. Based primarily on speed, which is where the argument that in the NFL, all defenses are already too fast for that offense to work.

>>75482661
New England loves throwing and mismatches

>>75482653
I support Everton so I'm used to it.

>>75482721
>tfw also a Lions/Everton fan

>>75482683
White is a pretty reliable runner as well. That's why he was at Wisconsin. He didn't go there to catch passes. I don't even think they're allowed to. He did play high school football in Florida though.

>>75482579
Good post tripnigger. Srs.
My only hope in life is to have a son sturdy enough for football and show him how to make multiple reads and multiple millions of dollars as a result of his foosball prowess

>>75480087
Naw, OP is three snacks, but I eagerly await the day when I can drink beer from a fake goalpost.

>>75482762
>drink beer from a fake goalpost

Maybe that can be my next project. Just have to mill the stainless and weld it together. Totally possible.

>>75482739
Well he's never had more than 39 carries in a season for New England. He's not there to run the ball. Catch passes, chip, and pick up the blitz; that's his role.

>>75482795
>steel
You can't tote that around. Make it from plastic and sell it for tenbux in the parking lot, stadiums give away water bottles all the time.

>>75482826
I didn't intend it for public use, plus, if you mill stainless down enough, it's fairly light. Just leave it around a couple mills in thickness. It would be easily portable. For plastic you need molds and all that bullshit.

>>75481043
Bill would make him a Pro Bowler in all the 15 different positions he plays in

Exploding Knees: The Teddy Bridgewater Story

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>Pats will keep Malcolm Butler, Donte Hightower, LeGarrete Blount and Jimmy G

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To everyone who's team is picking in the top 10: post yfw your team actually uses a top 10 pick on Christian McCaffrey

>>75482854
You're gonna be awful cross when someone makes it out of plastic and becomes a millionaire though

>>75482795
>>75482826
I couldn't remember what the fuck it was called, I guess it's a Beer Tower you can get in some bars where it's like three feet tall and such-and-such wide with a tap.

You'd want something plastic and safer to carry around, then it's a question of whether you want a tap at the bottom, or a cap at the top to drink out of.

Via con dios.

>>75482854
For a one-off, you're right. Build one, take it to games, share it with the ladies and get lip herpes.

To make money off it, you need to (a) use plastic, easily mass-produced, and (b) give a kickback to Anon for giving you the idea. They won't forget.

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>>75482952
Forgot muh pic, but I guess you get the idea.

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>>75482936
Blount is still unsigned and with the addition of Gillislee probably won't get resigned.

>>75482936
Why would they keep Blount with Gillislee, Burkhead, White, Lewis, Foster and Bolden all signed?

Thinking of starting a weekly live stream. Anyone here have anything you want me to talk about (besides the draft)?

>>75482999
guy averaged like 3 yds per carry, complete td babby and easily replaceable. Not worth league min

Who's drafting Trubisky

>>75483101
Niners

Or maybe Mahomes, or whatever his name is.

>>75483096
your mom

>>75480374
>patriots have meme offense and defense

>>75483112
REKT

>>75483112
Sure. What would you like to know about her?

Looks like the Saints are actually gonna sign AD

They gonna run some clock this year with Ingram and Peterson

>>75483101
I'm thinking Burrs

9ers have too many holes to fill and I think Shanny likes Hoyer enough to give him one year

The closer we get to the Draft, I get the feeling Hooker will go to the Chargers.

I'm not huge on him but Allen's injury history is worrisome.

>>75482661
why do other franchises not win superbowls?

>>75483183
oakland was a mistake

>>75483182
>Hooker falling to 7

You'll be lucky. Bears, Jags and Titans could all take him although I think his likeliest spot is 5

>>75483183
>>75483202
Thank god they're going to Las Vegas lol.

>>75483215
Could be. I wouldn't mind Lattimore if Hooker and Adams are gone.

>>75478350
Can you give me a comp for the DBs?

>>75483230
Mmm Secondary is a need but Allen would still be the best choice. Liuget seems to have fallen off a cliff the last two years

>>75483253
Allen's injuries concern me. The team could get Trey Hendrickson later for a steal to shore up the line.

can somebody explain NE's strategy with Garapollo?

if Brady plays 3 more years then the whole plan makes no sense

if Brady gets hurt they aren't winning a SB with a backup so what's the point?

>>75483317
>if Brady gets hurt they aren't winning a SB with a backup so what's the point?
that's a guess.

maybe jimmy is a backup like aaron rodgers was. maybe brady gets hurt for the middle 8 weeks, and jimmy is good enough to keep them in playoff contention.

if they believe jimmy is a good nfl starting quality QB, then you have to keep him. brady will be 40 by the time the season starts.

>>75480622
How diluted is diluted? I mean, I've gone on runs where I piss clear for weeks just from going hard at the gym and eating clean as fuck.

>>75483268
Whoever they draft at 7 they're gonna get a great player. Telesco absolutely nailed the draft last year yet I've yet to see a piece giving him any semblance of credit for it. JJ gets his dick sucked for taking a great RB and missing on the two QBs he wanted ahead of Dak. Ain't make no sense

>>75483378
Chargers aren't exactly a team that gets much attention. Just the way it is.

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>>75483109
>"Ah ah ... ah we will draft Mitch"

*3 days later*

>"With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Browns select Mitch Trubisky"
>"With the second pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the 49ers select Myles Garrett"

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>>75482916

>>75481340
>shoveling should

>>75483409

That's going to change now that the NFL is ramming the LA meme down everyone's throat.

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>>75483447
Doubtful.

>>75482936
This FA is a master piece.

Thank you based Bill

>>75481784
>Skins
>DL first round
>Joe Mixon second round
Haven't really looked at draft much this year.

>>75482343
Kaya

>>75482939
do you think CWC could play fb?

>>75483628
No way, he could barely play with pokemon cards as it is.
Maybe his retard strength could make him a decent wrestler

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>>75482939
>mfw football is getting COLONIZED

>>75483149
Her measurements, at what age she lost her virginity, how many sexual partners she's had, her favorite position, if she prefers facials or swallowing, does she like ass play, biggest age gap between her and a partner, biggest dick she's taken, ever had a threesome, ever had sex with another woman, ever had sex in a public place, etc.
You should bring her in and let us do an ama with her.

>>75483694
why do they all look like fuccbois?

>>75475416
No Panthers this year :( guess the rivalry is over

>>75481784
>Panthers
>Anyone but Mcaffrey

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Tony Romo is 3rd all time in TD% for any QB who played in the 2000s
6th in completion% and tied for 2nd in y/a by the same measure

give me one reason why he wont get into the hall

>>75483959
TD% and Comp.% don't get you in the Hall.

>>75483942
good idea. you can finally move Cam to his natural position after you convert McCaffrey to QB.

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>>75483959

>>75483959
he will not get into the hall

>>75483959
Here is the reason>>75484017

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>>75484127
>>75484017
hmmm
doesn't look to bad

>>75480269
and tiny hands

>>75484154
Mark Sanchez is a shoein for the Hall.

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So glad this team of literal apes got btfo

>>75484172
Sanchez isn't the 4th best player of his generation

>>75484189
But, his rating...

>>75483959
because hall of fame locks like brady, manning, rodgers, brees, roeth all played during his era.

29th all-time in yards, 21st in TD passes, zero rings, zero super bowl appearances - didn't even make an NFC championship game.

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>>75481734
go to sleep old man ted thompson

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Question to all Chargerbros, was Weddle always this positive?

He keeps hyping the Ravens team, I don't want to get my hopes up.

10/10 album unrelated

>>75484216
Yes, he's always been a happy and positive dude.

>>75484198
4~ games isnt a great sample size
Romo was an elite player for almost a decade

>>75482989
why do hipsters ruin everything?

>>75484204
>roeth
No

>Watching EDP mock draft video
>Trade pick with Chargers
>Draft Reuben Foster (Only likes LBs that are 250 lbs, but can make an exception)
>Trade 2nd round pick
>Draft Joe Mixon (Who cares about beating women)
>Magically get another 2nd round pick
>Draft Sidney Jones (Asante Samuel 2.0)
>Said not to draft McCaffery because he's white and is basically Cordarrelle Patterson

>>75484250
Roeth is a lock for the hall

>>75483375
So diluted you're literally pissing pure water and your kidneys haven't needed to filter anything and you have pretty much no waste/impurities.

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I feel like i need to prepare myself for the legit possibility of them going DE in round 1.

>>75484250
stone cold lock, bruv

>>75484322
Of the century?

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>every prospect highlight video
>top comment
>"Welcome to the eagles!"

>>75484216
Well he expects us to get some playmakers on offence and a good pass rusher in the draft

Personally I think getting help on offence is the big thing. I really like Matt Judon's upside and think he can be a fulltime starter opposite Suggs this year

>>75484335
Of the week.

>>75484017

>1 attempt, 0 rushing yards
>we all know the source of that one

>>75484353
finally a ravens fan on the thread

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>>75484461

>>75484183
>>75484461
>>75484483


what do you have against Atlanta

haven't they suffered enough?

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>>75484483

Who are the Cowboys drafting?

>>75484183
Don't even care who their opponents were; the city of Boston deserves nothing but bad things.

Bunch of inconsiderate cunts of there with their retarded accent. And nobody fucking looks at the road or pays attention to the speed limit.

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>>75484498

>>75484497

not nearly enough

>>75484503

who cares the cowcucks are irrelevant

>>75484376
It's all a devious ploy I'm actually a Giants fan

Or Chargers fan depending on which autist you talk to on here

>>75484584
Fucking lol Blank was looking so cocky early in the 4th

>>75484503
Takk or Harris in the first round unless a top CB drops.

A CB in the second round, Peppers if he drops that far.

>>75478943
Losses to Seattle, Arizona, Chiefs, and Raiders?

So which 2nd round defensive player will the Packers take first?

>>75484544
>muh speed limit

Just do 10 over the speed limit at all times, that's how it works in Massachusetts.

>>75484293
so like what happens when you sweat all day and drink two gallons of water?

>>75481784
>doesn't matter
>Obi Melifonwu
>Dalvin Cook
if someone can pull this off 1/2, they win the draft

>People now screaming to the high heavens "MYLES GARRETT IS THE SECOND COMING OF COURTNEY BROWN HE'S GOING TO BUST OF COURSE HE IS IT'S THE BROWNS"

I don't know what it is about the draft but it just makes people absolutely fucking retarded. Can't wait till it ends.

>>75485249
the most interesting part of the draft is everything after round 1 desu

It's actually pretty interesting considering how few of the "greats" were actually first picks

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Titans fan, would you be happy if the draft went this way?

>Traded the 5th to Cleveland for the 12th and 52nd, a 5th rounder

then

>OJ Howard at 12
>John Ross/Corey Davis/Mike Williams at 18
>Jarred Davis at 52
>Cameron Sutton at 83
then just going BPA after that

>>75484987

Fabian Moreau. Gotta continue the Pac-12 trend.

>>75481784
>Dolphins
>The best OL available so we can stop fucking drafting for a while

>>75481746
>the city of AP

>>75481784
Chiefs
>Alvin Kamara aka Jamaal Charles Redux
>Jarrad Davis aka Derek Johnson 2.0

>>75484544
m8 Southerners have by far the worst accents in the country, way worse than Boston, Philly or NYC

>>75485676
I think the southern accent is cute as fuck on girls
Midwestern is by FAR the worst, and that's coming form somebody in Wisconsin

>>75485699

Was Family Guy, dare I say it, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioiXqlCOoJs

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Cowboys are most likely going to have one of the best drafts, again, this year.

>>75482940
Nah, I'm no inventor.

>>75482952
There you have it.

>>75482968
No can do. Then I have to explain to my wife where the herpes came from. Can't even use an ulcer excuse for that one. If anything, it's a freely open idea for any Anon to go out and end up on Shark Tank. I just want one for the garage.

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Well that was an interesting thing to retweet.

>>75484216
Check out the complete science fiction sessions if you haven't already, Mexibro. Good taste, I hope you find a way over the wall.

>>75485699
Ew..that fucking Yoopur accent shit.

>>75485233
Raiders are about to do
Obi
Mixon

so that's close enough

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http://www.cleveland19.com/story/35230876/top-nfl-draft-prospect-accused-of-sexual-assault-at-downtown-cleveland-hotel

>CLEVELAND, OH (WOIO) -

>Cleveland 19 News have had numerous conversations about the report you are about to read. There's a lot at stake. A young woman who said she was sexually assaulted, a young man who is about to start his NFL career, and a team who may be taking a huge risk drafting a player who's under investigation right here in Cleveland.

>"Officers on scene no call back. Twenty three-year-old female conscious and breathing. Victim of a sexual assault." That's police radio traffic coming from the downtown Westin Hotel in Cleveland after 3 a.m. Sunday, April 9.

>The accused is a college football player who is expected to be drafted in the first round of the NFL on Thursday.

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND TODAY

>>75482687
???