AFL GAMETHREAD

kek, nice """poomunity""" you have here.

>>75475067
/trivagogirl/ lads

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who /dabloos/ here?

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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Looking forward to the embarrassment tßh

>>75475067
Here's hoping Melbourne can keep the game really close, if not win it. >We're counting on it.

>Melbourne and Essendon both to get up
Will be a good week.

>>75475218
based straffo

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BASED STRAFFO

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If I find out which one of you did this I will be giving you a lesson in etiquette

>>75475254

>In memory of the men

whoa, sexist much? The RSL better pull their heads in quick smart

>>75475218
>Tuesday is going to consist of ANZAC Day football and Guardians 2.

What a day.

>>75475194
>glennmcgrathslivingroom.jpg

>>75475254
Can't handle the truth?

>>75475254
Typical little commie faggots. No respect for anything. The only thing those cunts deserve is a bullet in the back of their heads.

Reminder that the West Coast Eagles Web is an actual strategy, contrary to what angry iggle believes.

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>>75475287
How the hell have you not killed yourself yet?

this thread was made by /nrl/

@75475287
no one cares, stop shitposting fake RC

>>75475309
No, it wasn't. Your shit general has 10 replies in 8 hours.

t. OP

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75475318
I do. That's why I'm 7/9 this week and on 28 tips for the season.

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>>75475316
>10 replies in 8 hours

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Would you like to try that again Bitchality Cuck?

daily reminder that racism has NO place in Australia.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/western-bulldogs/etihad-stadium-management-investigating-allegations-an-afl-fan-racially-abused-a-lions-trainer/news-story/55f68dbf413e61bc8540bfbc83be2b2b

>>75475316
>this thread
>my OP
offended 2bh

also it was created about an hour ago.
also thanks for exposing yourself /nrl/

75475326
*yawn*

>>75475331
Shut up nigger.

>>75475333
>those numbers
BASED turbo on exposing /nrlel/ watch

>>75475326
>>75475329
HAHAHA BTFO

>aborted tip watch
>aborted trip watch
just how it should be

Based /afl/

A stands for Awesome!
F stands for Fun!
L stands for Legendary!

>>75475344
>get refuted
>AHAHAHA LE BTFO LEEJUN WINZ AGAIN!

The Plebocrats strike again.

@75475326
Even if you were 7/9 (big if) you'd only be on 25 for the season after >>75475329 EXPOSED you inside of 5 minutes. Sad.

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>75475355
Kill yourself faggot.

@75475355
Were you, or were you not caught out lying about your tips for the season from your own posts? You always don the trip right so that must be you, no? Simple question.

>>75475356
Yet I've already been over this shit countless times. Half of those tips were a test. You have to follow my twitter to get the real tips.

75475366
*yawn*

>it was just a test
fuggin pafetik fake RC

> follow real tip pleb for the real tips

real tip pleb hasn't been posting AFL tips because anons would keep track and continue to expose real tip pleb's aborted narrative.

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>claims to be a tip god
>half of his tips are false to see if you are actually paying attention
>give knowingly false tips to people looking for tipping information
>100,000 followers by the end of the year on the back of knowingly passing false information
fake RC logic everyone.

>>75475395
lmao the cunt is so poor he couldn't even pay $15 to buy 500 followers.

>>75475383
nah just been busy. I'll give my tip for tonight's game soon though.

@75475420
no one cares, stop shitposting fake RC

>75475420
You should kill yourself instead.

>>75475427
If no one cared half of the posts in this thread wouldn't be dedicated to me.

Fact: I like RC

@75475433
no one cares, stop shitposting fake RC

http://www.strawpoll.me/12815517

>>75475439
Don't care either way but I voted Melb for keks potential

>>75475439
What a shit poll. There wasn't anything funny about it at all.

>>75475446
>LE FUNNY JACK WATTS POLL OPTION XDXD
>>>/bigfooty/

>>75475452
>XD
>>>/reddit/

I hope you faggots quoting without the >> get banned. Maybe even killed by African gangs.

75475457
trip on fake RC

>>75475463
Reminder that I never post without donning the trip.

inb4 easy replies to 75475457

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@75475468
About as believable as your tips.

You now remember Chance Bateman

>le ANZAC meme

no one gave a fuck about it until the 1990s
it's like if in 100 years time we commemerate some insignifcant contribution we made as America's pawn in some war, instead of Britain's
It was mostly bydlo who died too, so nothing of value was lost

KEEP POLITICS OUT OF FOOTY

>75475457
I don't live in pozbourne so no worries there.

@75475480
so edgy

Bugle player is SHOOK

kek, this bugler sucks shit

>Bugle player confirmed cleaning toilets with his toothbrush after that effort

>>75475480
Ever heard of chicken smallhorn? That's why it matters

When you try your best but don't succeed

Who /silentmajority/ here?

Not me, this inveterate liar is a blight on society

Tip is up.

>>75475498
>bydle gets captured by based Japs

@75475504
shut the fuck up

@75475504
Cheers, just stuck 3 months rent on the Dees

anyone get kinda uncomfortable with all this? like thanks for dying and making my shit life possible i guess.

>Roos to field standalone VFL team from next year
They can't even field a standalone AFL team

>>75475534
Roos are being relegated to VFL m8

Nothing better than a good exposure to end the day.

>>75475537
tassie mate.

>>75475537
kek

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>Could've been Japanese if it wasn't for those blasted ANZACs
I just want to watch the footy. Not this victory gloating.

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>>75475537
Noice.

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>>75475555
waste of quads like your wasted life baka

>>75475519
ahh...seriously mate dont do that.

75475562
I didn't give you permission to (You) me cunt. Refrain from shitposting in my direction, cheers.

>>75475562
I didn't, but I already had 1% of my bank on Melbourne during the week. Was a value bet.

Melbourne attack for 4 minutes for 3 points, Richmond go down once and goal. That'll hurt Melbourne

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'awks lads

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>>75475586
Oh look one win and they come scuttling out from under the fridge.

>>75475598
mate, we should talk about the lack of igg posting.
they've scuttled underneath the fridge

>>75475603
this, that 'awks guy was here at least last week when they lost IIRC iggs posting just flat out died.

>UMPMOND

>tfw no autism team of the week this season
SAD

Is this game not on free to air?

>>75475629
Still here lad, opted for a mid season and end of season team instead but obviously noms have dropped off without a weekly post/update. Got 3 members so far.

>>75475636
7mate live for me

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>>75475636
I know a place where you can watch it live.

>>75475629

t. Weekly Team Autist.

Nobody misses you. Here or elsewhere in life

>deliberate
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE

>age 22
>games 44
>goals 88

this satisfies me greatly

Are you allowed to rush at all anymore?

@75475646
There is no need to be upset

>deliberate

kek, I'm so glad I don't take this seriously.

>>75475646
S E E T H I N G

>>75475646
>muh /afl/ post quality
>muh secrit klub
I hope he comes back to weekely just to make you butthurt hebe.

>met a jew
>costanza
Richmond top meme team

>>75475652
Yes. If you're within ~9 metres (the goalsquare) and under immediate pressure.

If you've taken clean possession of the ball and have had a period of prior opportunity... not really sure. Might need to get tackled over the line in that case.

Jack Watts>>Jack Riewoldt

>>75475670
Can't wait for the day a defender just stands on the line and his opponent freezes waiting for him to rush it and it just turns into a mexican stand off.

the free for deliberate should be from 25 out not on the goal square

fucking rain plays right into Richmonds hands

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>Bitchmond

>Richmond no longer undefeated
>Richmond no longer in the top 3
>Richmond to lose their next 6 games and be outside the 8
What a time to be a white goods retailer.

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who /undefeated/ here?

don't try and tell me Smellbourne will prevail, because that's just retarded.

>>75475711
If Melbourne were kicking straight it'd already be game over.

>>75475716
>If the team played better my assertion would be validated
'no'

>makes fun of umpire for now knowing a player's name
>literally precedes to forget the umpire's name

>>75475716
bad kicking is bad football :^)

>>75475614
Cheers lad

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>>75475716
>if my team was playing better they'd be a better team
yeah, no shit lad.

God Richmond are shit. Worse than Norf's undefeated start last year.

kek

KEK

K E K

tigars are SHOOK

DEES
E
E
S

BIT OF BIFFO

>>75475329
>Bitchality Cuck literally not responding
Bitchality Cuck's "LE DESD XDXD" meme status: ABORTED

both these teams are fucking terrible but in a kind of endearing way

>>75475794
pretty pathetic on his part at this point. BTFO of his own narrative and now tarnishing what little image he had left with this twitter and "it was a test" primary school shit. Sad.

>Tigers now have a loss
>Hawthorn now have a win
Wasn't a worthwhile trade.

If norf werent >norf only sydney would still be winless

>>75475816
if norf weren't norf they'd be 5-0 lad

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>SHITMOND

This match is fucking embarrassing.

is clayton oliver the best ranga ever?

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Speaking of slippery and tight, let's go down to Daisy on the boundary line

>>75475876
What a legend

>>75475584
Cash out now. Richmond will win this.

All AFL faggots need to be executed

>>75475887
Based fucking Matt

>>75475882
FUCK YOU RC DON'T PULL THIS BULLSHIT

>>75475882
>cashing out ever
I layed it off on betfair when Dees were into 1.3~

>>75475882
confirmed demons win

@75475882
Useless cunt

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>>75475882
FUCK

Confirmed dees win, gg

>>75475897
well done. Wanted to come on earlier when the dees were up by a few but got caught up.

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>>75475922

>tfw people with no legs have their lives more together than you

>maccas ad
>white woman
>white son
>indian looking "dad"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF KIKES

>>75475995
Once you go curry you never scurry..... back

>>75475995
Mecca's is for sharing
And by sharing they mean sharing our wives with foreigners

>>75475995

I've been noticing that shit in practically every ad that depicts a family as of this year

>>75475995
>single mother
>shacks up with a mudshark
Disgraceful desu

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>>75475995
>Losing your woman to an Indian
Top keks.

>>75476008
The worst is the NAB ad with the African looking woman with the megaphone with just about everyone being non white or fat white lesbian looking female.

Absolutely anyone can be australian dont you know? Never mind who built the country ;)

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>>75475995
No

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>>75475995
>>75476008
>>75476004
>>75476012
>>75476020

SHIEET YOU GOT A PROBLEM WHITEBOI??

>>75476028
Nice

>>75476028
>That lazy eye
Clearly a bit damaged.

>>75476017
>aussies so big they don't even make the list to avoid embarrassing other countries
Why are we so noice lads?

brisbane lions will win the final game of the afl season

>>75476028
>Even Goodes doesn't want to be with a dirty Abo

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>>75476028
>tfw your land is taken, culture destroyed, people genocided and bred out of existence, have to cop racial abuse most of your life but you are good at sport so have more money than the average bloke and some dumb white slut will sit on your dick because of it

Based Goodes working the white NEETS

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>>75476051

You know it

>>75476051
>>75476059
KEK

Imagine being a West Coast fan.

Are Richmond done?

>>75476051
>get shit on publicly by a well respected indigenous elder and scholar who basically tells you "shut up coon, you don't know how good you have it"
kek

IT WAS A

TEST
E
S
T

>it's a "Viney starts 5 fights in a game" episode

DUCK
U
C
K

fake tip cunt told people to put money on the tigers
kek
KEK
K E K

>listening to bitchality cuck
You only have yourself to blame for that.
Although I suppose if you bet the opposite to what he has to say you could make some serious bank.

TIGERS A SHIT
FAKE RC A SHIT

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kek

KEK

K E K

poogs ptfo

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

TEST
E
S
T

>80k tonight
>80k tomorrow
"""N"""RL on jealousy watch.

Pooality Poont on Pooborted Poorrative Pootch

>>75476155
ANZAC match will surely pull more than 80...

>>75476162
>>75476155
90k tommorrow bare minimum, probably closer to 100k

>>75476157
Poolite poost.

>>75476157
muscular post lad

>love the way x goes about it

Tigers will win lads

Are Melbourne likely to pull a Norf?

>>75476178
RC fuck off

>>75476162
>>75476164
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day_clash

It's usually 85-90k even though it's a sell out every year.

>>75476183
but the MCG has 100,00 capacity?

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Who
>Playing the tiggs interstate after their 6-day break
here?

Not keen on the tigers polo tops this year. Im not feeling the yellow stripe on them. Looks uninspired and just tacked on.

>>75476192
MCG always has a lot of no shows, especially if it's an event with lots of corporate packages. MCC members being fickle also doesn't help.

>>75476197
CARN THOMMO

>>75476197

CAAAAARN THOMMO

Maccas ad on again

>made for family
That's not a fucking family its some slut whose obviously abandoned her white husband for curry cock for god knows why

So what's the call going to be?

It was a test: $1.23
Gil rigged it: $1.05
Corruption & Umpball: $1.08
Viral Marketing Campaign: $3.00
Complete Silence for 48 hours: $1.20
Gaming the market and he walked away with $10,000+ betting on Melbourne: $1.46
Petulant name-calling then bed: $1.02

CARN THOMMO

>>75476222
>six options under $1.50
do you know how betting works lad

>>75476222
I got 5 each way on >It was a test and >Petulant name-calling then bed

>>75476221
Maybe she's married to the Indian but since he's out driving taxi's 18 hours a day she snuck a root in with her white neighbour?

>>75476222
With dons playing tomorrow silence for 48 hours should be longer odds

>>75476020
White male/black female combo is patrician m8

>Stream always goes to shit in the last quarter

ffs

>Richmond
More like POORmond.

>>75476234

I don't actually, not that RC does either. Do you often get upset by works of fiction not being accurate?

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>>75476197
c-carn thommo

>>75476178
>>75476178
>>75476178

>>75476273
What club is he going to leave to? He's already tried to leave the Tigers before (but no one wanted him because he was such a fuck up).

Oh my god are Melbourne really going to make me fucking furious at them 3 weeks in a row

>>75476273
Keen for Sloane to teach this flog a lesson in footy Sunday arvo at the crowval.

>>75476280
>>75476280
>>75476280
Lads

>4 touches
>but kicks the goal when it matters

A true Rioli

>poobourne peemons

>>75476303
>>75476303
>>75476303
Lads!

>melshit chokemons

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO THIS SHIT AGAIN
THREE FUCKING WEEKS MELBOURNE
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS BULLSHIT FOR FUCK SAKE

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It's not fair

>>75476304
>a 7 disposal, 1 goal match
>"it's not what he does with the ball, it's his presence"

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mates

>Winning because the opposition is 2 men down
Sad!

>"winning" a game against melbourne with jack watts as ruck
Yeah, about as legitimate as Geelong's "win" over them 2 weeks ago

DRAW INCOMING

>>75476338
>>75476343
>>75476346
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA

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At least it happened early in the season.

>>75476347
Didn't some demons KO themselves?

>headbutt someone
>receive free kick
This semen slurping sport isn't for me lads.

I really wish they would stop jacking off the name rioli and every "delicious" and mediocre one of them

Lmao fucking terrorist

demons will still win

Dees winning now because Houli is a complete moron

DRAW INCOMING

Didn't someone tip a draw? I'm sure there was a post/tweet picture like that.

A tip god or something?

As a dee's fan I'll probably take a draw at this point..

It sounds bad but if you've watched the past two weeks you'll know why

Good game desu

Shit kick garlett should have been a goal

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JESUS CHRIST

J A C K
A
C
K

Simon Goodwin has a real "just fuck my shit up" look about him

What the fuck did that dee's player do to Jack. It looked like he tried to piled rive him

SPEAR

ROCK BOTTOM

jack btfo

H A N D Y P O I N T

Is that game? Don't have a stream so don't know how much time is left.

>2 points in the final quarter
Sad.

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FFS DEESHITS

>>75476178
>>75476178
>>75476178
>>75476178
>doubting me

>losing a game in the last quarter

Honestly what the fuck
This is how you lose fans dees

BASED

FUCKING

REALITY CHECK

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ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL
FUCK OFF
FUCK THE FUCK OFF
FUCK RICHMOND
FUCK YOU

>70+ point thrashing against the crows next week and the meme will finally die

>richmond fans will celebrate this hollow victory
Fucking disgusting. At least they'll finally be exposed next week

>>75475954
>tfw another cheeky lay on Dees @ 1.1
Up spastic.

>>75476485
these dubs say you're wrong

>>75476485
Absolute fury, kek

>>75476503
100+ then.

I'm the cunt who was whinging about how miserable the dee's are not too long ago and guess what I was right again

I feel for the Dees, and I feel for my 7/8 tips, but Bitchmond has been exposed as 2nd tier needing injuries to win.

>Melbin doing their best NORF impression

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Top laff. Y'all wanna be Jesus but you can't even be the disciples.

anyone know any tall cunts who need work for a few weeks?

>>75476525
>betting
degenerate

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LITERALLY CANNOT LOSE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE YOU "TEAMS" WHO ACTUALLY DON'T WIN FOOTBALL GAMES?

Who /8/8/ tips lads?

>>75476491
They'll be exposed like North last year, but they're pretty much a certainty to make the finals now. Less chance for teams like >us (Dons).

>>75476541
7/8
Fold the iggs

>>75476542
still won't win a final KEK

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WHAT. IS. SO. FUCKING. HARD. ABOUT. FUCKING. WINNING!?!?
CAN'T EVEN HOLD A TWENTY FUCKING POINT LEAD IN THE FINAL FUCKING QUARTER. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT. CAN'T FUCKING DEFEND FOR SHIT. CAN'T MARK A SINGLE BALL INSIDE FUCKING 50. EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU SHOULD KICK THE FUCKING BALL YOU TRY TO PLAY CYRIL FUCKING RIOLI WITH EVERY OPPONENT YOU SEE. OH HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF KICKING IT INSIDE 50, I'LL SPIN PAST 372971076 PLAYERS. OH SHIT I LOST THE BALL FUCK ME RIGHT?
ALL YOU HAD TO DO. ALL YOU HAD TO FUCKING DO. WAS FLOOD YOUR DEFENSIVE 50 AND FUCKING KEEP IT OUT. BUT NO, THAT'S TOO FUCKING HARD. OH BOO HOO WE ONLY HAD 2 PLAYERS LEFT ON THE INTERCHANGE BENCH. FUCK OFF, FUCK THE FUCK OFF. FUCKING STUPID YOUNG CUNTS, WHO EVEN ARE YOU. HIBBERD? THE LAUGHING CUNT ON THE SIMPSONS IS A BETTER HIBBERD. PETRACCA? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MATE? YOU BELONG ON AUSTRALIA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, NOT ON THE FUCKING FOOTY PITCH. STRETCH? HEY STRETCH, HOW ABOUT YOU STRETCH YOUR NECK OUT WITH THIS FUCKING NOOSE. OH, JACK WATTS? MORE LIKE, "WATTS" THE POINT IN PLAYING WHEN WE DO "JACK" SHIT!?
FUCK YOU MELBOURNE. JUST DON'T SHOW UP NEXT GAME. SPRINKLE SOME FUCKING SUBBUTEO PLAYERS IN THE BACKLINE BECAUSE THEY'LL DO A BETTER JOB AT FUCKING DEFENDING. I COULD ROUND UP 22 FAT CUNTS FROM THE SYNAGOGUE TWO STREETS DOWN AND THEY COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN ANY OF YOU """"""PLAYERS""""""
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>75476541
Me

>>75476551
mild case of seething

>>75476551
Nommed

>>75476551
Goodness.

>>75476546
>not tipping the 'awks against the shitgles at the g
Come on lad

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>>75476551
>OH, JACK WATTS? MORE LIKE, "WATTS" THE POINT IN PLAYING WHEN WE DO "JACK" SHIT!?

>>75476551
thank you for summing up how this game made me feel

why do they have emergencies if you cant bring in them in when cunts get injured

>>75476557
Wrong
>lying about your tipping score
>B-B-BUT M-MUH T-T-T-T-TESTS

>>75476551
I'm sorry, friendo. But if you're a Melbourne supporter - surely you're used to a consistently sub-standard team.

>>75476551
noice

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>>75476551
Off to Mt. Buller with you Skiimons pleb

>Richmond's Last 5-0 Start was in 1995

Carlton confirmed Premiers

>>75476594
yeah but >we actually look like >we could win these games now

>>75476601
I hear the kids at Mt. Buller are building better Dees players

>>75476607
no finals until >you learn how to win winnable games

>>75476602
This is the first time Crows have gone 5-0 in their career. Next week is literally God working his magic.

>>75476613
duh

very much looking forward to the 60 point crows wins next week for revenge by proxy

>>75476607
I'm sorry to break it to you then, but you have to accept that the dees aren't going to cut muster past week two of September, if that.

Don't worry, snow season is only a month or two away!

Back unders in Essendon-Collingwood.
Scoring will at the 'G tomorrow will be more difficult than charging cliffs protected by Turk machine guns.

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>>75476592
>>75476592
Like I said last week on my twitter, I wouldn't be testing anyone this week. Did I get a tip wrong? Nope.

To come back like that in the wet is an absolute miracle, you'd have to go back a long way to find similar examples

>>75476651
screencap. I won't visit twitter's dying corpse with my traffic.

>>75476651
who have you tipped for tomorrow

Melbourne "Simon Badlosses" Demons
Melbourne "Jack Watts The Point Anymore" Demons
Melbourne "Finals Hopes Just Sank, Get Ready To Tank" Demons
Melbourne "Choking Last Quarters Like Their Nearby Northers" Demons
Melbourne "Fourth Of A Game To Go, It's All But Theirs To Blow" Demons
Melbourne "Tears Flow Like Fountains On The Drive To Lake Mountain" Demons
Melbourne "Leading At The Final Change, Too Bad Victory's Out Of Their Range" Demons

>>75476706

>dem earrings

the bigger the hoop, the bigger the sloot

>>75476706
I fucking hate that attitude. Bachelorette is complete shit but that duhh we shouldn't do anything in this completely different country far removed from the conflict until those poor syrians aren't tortured anymore :(((. Fuck off.

>>75476706
Serious question. Is she, or was she ever, attractive?

Her face has always looked awful to me.

>>75476725
she has permanent bitch face
I think it also comes down to looking like she thinks shes better than you

>>75476721
if you dont finish your food black children will starve

>>75476725

Back in 2000, when I was in year 12 she was. But I think I just had a virginal bimbo fetish. Annalise Braakensiek on Pizza was quality too.

You cunts going to the dawn service before the collingwood/dons game?

>>75476882

Unironically playing in a brass band for the local one, not the bugle thank fuck. That effort at pre-game tonight gave me bad shivers.

Pretty fuckin' tired of these public holidays as a business owner. I want my goddamn fucking mail.

>>75476551

Literally seething.

>>75476741

>being 35

>>75476725
yeah, before the plastic surgery fuckup

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>>75477167

s-shut up guys, I-I'm 33

>>75476706
>age limit
In what way?

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still howling lads

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>>75477389
S C R E E C H I N G

RC cannot be stopped

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/nuclear-war-will-ignite-in-may-2017-mystic-horacio-villegas-says/news-story/83bd9f07f1a6ed912842370b81225c6d