/hoc/

Laffs advance to second round through loser points #actuallygood

>>75473620
Evening gents
Rangers will win cup chek em

only i should be able to make threads

Post in this one for cute baby penguins

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Who /rebuild/ here?

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>laffs

>>75473599
good edition

>>75473631
i'll give you tryamkin's rights for price

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>>75473624
sure, here's your op image

I am sad because broons got eliminated by the Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems and the Nhl Officials

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>>75473639
deal

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>yfw Los pingüinos knock out the Crapitals yet again

>>75473654
>muh refpuck
Faceplant a bowl of clam chowder and drown you dropkick murphys faggot

>>75473661
I do not like the >P0ngs but these are facts

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>>75473661

>>75473672
>>75473661
Kys

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Reminder that San Jose scored ONE (1) goal for the rest of the series after this hit despite scoring 10 in the previous 100 minutes

>>75473677
>wanting to see the craps and ape king win a cup
>legitimately liking hockey
Pick one

>Pittsburgh Penguins
>no penguins in pittsburgh
Fucking why?

>>75473685
>clear interference

>>75473699
He had the puck until right before McDavid buried him. You can see it if you don't have shit eyes

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oiler/snes friendship when?

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>Sid, Geno and Phil

>>75473696
>Edmonton Oilers
>no oil production in Alberta anymore thanks to the NDP leadership in Alberta and Trudeau

Fucking why?

>>75473709
No

>>75473696

The penguins at the zoo have a comfy habitat

>>75473699
>doesnt understand what interference is

>>75473722
go pretend to be irish somewhere else

>>75473719
>New York Rangers
>No Rangers in New York
Fucking Why

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>>75473685
NEVER post this shit here again.

>>75473722
>bruins

lmao ray bourque is such a bitch, needed to run away to win a cup because the big bad Oil beat him in the SCF twice

>>75473745
""No""

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>Pens thread beat out Crapitals thread

>>75473722
absolutely SEETHING his finnish goaltender his garbage

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>>75473750
Is that Bo Horvat???

>>75473757
>Canada
Name a canadian team that has won a cul after 94
Ill wait

>>75473668
He's not wrong. Game 3 was Grand Theft Larceny by the officials.

>>75473750
>brapposting IRL

>>75473769
Tim Thomas >>>>>>> R4sk

>>75473775
>living in the past

name a new england team with a chance to win the cup this year

>>75473792
The revolution

>>75473775
Every Grey Cup bitch.

We even gave you faggots a shot at it and none of you could handle it you gave up after ONE (1) season lmaofukken weak fgts.

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Post yfw the Caps finally Pong the Pongs and go on to win the Stan Lee Cup.

>>75473807
Uh, Baltimore won the grey cup in 95' you stupid fuck.

>>75473805
>divegrass

I didn't realize times were so tough in boston

WHAT NOW RAGS POSTERS!?
THE RANGERS ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

>>75473823
Im not even sure if the revolution are good tbqhwyf i do not pay attention to
>divegrass
I just felt the need to responng to a shitpost with a shitpost

>>75473832
>rags

>>75473815
but you forget anon, the Rangers are still in the playoffs too
good luck exorcising 2 demons in one playoff

>>75473832

>rags

>finished with sean shitposting in gamethreads
>onwards to the redditposting of pongs fans

reminder that canadian pens fan is the worst poster on /hoc/

>>75473864
>implying that canadian posters arent the worst in general

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>>75473874
>he doesn't know about grease
i envy you

why can't we all just get along and be friends

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Thoughts?

>oilers still not on cbc despite being the only candian team every day they play
>oilers having to play shitty early game on sunday
>oilers having to take shitty 2 day break

>>75473886
>he doesn't know about kazahkstan
choke on my girth faggot

>>75473886

Underage Slovak is pretty awful too

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good night

>>75473893

I like you :3

>>75473886
I vaguely remember greece, and stayed pretty inactive because of greece

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>>75473911
i can't hate a country that got BTFO by south korea, i just pity you.

>>75473832
>rags

>>75473902
rogers needs to shove the blowgays down your throat still, so they need to keep sportsnet open.

>>75473902
shame that the preds/bloos series will be the lowest watched cause its by far the best matchup in the playoffs.

>>75473938
fugg

fuck it
I'm tired of the Avs being shit
I'm a Golden Knights fan now
UNDEFEATED BOIS!

>>75473902
>9:30pm Blues @ Preds

guaranteed OT game there, awful to do that to local viewers instead of just starting on a different network

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>>75473916
he's bretty annoying but not quite as bad as grease who fucking blogposts on here. he just triggers you for some reason, dunno

>>75473902
people think cbc is getting the best games. sportsnet knows why it has an audience, having hockey tha tsn wouldn't play back in the day (chl), and sn has focused on western teams forever

cbc is getting the scraps

Caps are unstoppable. Only ones i can see us prventing us from the Cup are the rags because of their speed

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>>75473976
better hope Ottawa doesn't implode

>>75473976
oil are even faster

Who should I bet to win the cup?
I'm going to bet 200 dollars.

>>75473902
Seems like sportsnet made a smart play to call dibs on oilers' games.

>>75473976
>>75474003
>craps
>not choking against the p0ngs

>snes
>not winning because refpuck

Wew lad

>>75473902
fuck i wish i lived on the east coast so i could watch late night hockey and OT hockey

4pm start times are BULLSHIT

>>75474004
not really, just mcmeme

Hep /hoc/ I feel like I'm getting sick. All of a suuden tiredess, chills, malaise.

>>75474030
but anon, the >rags will just meme their way to a series win

>>75474032
Mountain is objectively the best time zone for playoff /hoc/

>eastern games start at "5:00" (actually 5:10 after all the bullshit) during the week, allowing you to get home without missing too much
>western single OT games won't go past midnight

>>75474051
I hope to fuck the >rags win

Because fuck the Officials

>>75473902
Who's Jim Hughson calling for?

>>75473599

>Two Canadian teams are gone

By losing, they actually won. They've made their PM proud.

>>75474039
Cancer, you're dead

>>75474004
preds are faster than them.

>>75474064
>still buttblasted over the zebras
Make out with a shotgun

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>>75474039
do you mean M A L A I S E?

>>75474087
>game 3
>having to score 2 times in OT to win
>not calling the penalty shot in OT game 5
I will remain buttblasted until the >rags elimants the Super Nintendo

>>75474097
Are you a Flames fan?

>>75474074
>PM

Don't do this

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>>75474105

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>>75473976
Nigga, yall fucks had 4 OT games with the laffs, the Pens are gonna sweep your asses

>>75474109
thanks for all the yous pedro

>>75474057
>>western single OT games won't go past midnight
fuck that, i want midnight games. mountain zone sucks, worst of both worlds. either PST start times at 4 and 7 and you can go out and do shit later, or EST start times where hockey is the whole evening

>>75474109
>invests this much time into making that post
I look forward to seeing your corpse hanging from a bridge on the news, Ernesto

>>75474057
>he doesn't experience a nice comfy 2am+ 3OT game

I feel bad for you

>>75474137
Sorry I'm not a NEET and have shit to do the next day

>>75474154
kys wageslave

>>75474109
Do Mexicans actually watch hockey?

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>>75474189
>tfw have enough money saved up to last a few decades

>>75473685
conor mctherulesdontapplytomedavid

>>75474200

Kings, Ducks and Sharks """"fans""""

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“A team like that, you kind of hope they don’t win. I don’t know if that’s necessarily the best way to watch hockey games.” - t. rapist

http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/scott-darlings-blackhawks-career-likely-at-an-end/amp/

What did he mean bu this?

>>75474200

No. Too expensive for them.

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>>75474109
>>75474216
*Reyes, *Patos, y *Tiburones

oh, and dont forget, LOS DOYERS!!!!!

>>75474224
they cockblocked me so im upset

t. bad hairline man

>>75474189
>not living off of real estate investment earnings
I pity you , but I have to mind my properties

>>75474224
>I can only enjoy hockey when my team is winning

he's a pure casual

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>>75474224
>the first word in the link is "chicago"

i aint clicking that toxic shit, my dude. get that fucking trash outta here

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>>75474309
what team do you cheer for

why are you so triggered

Goodnight /hoc/

I enjoying having >laffs with you all today

>>75474109
Oh, you sure got me there. I'm going to walk over to your ambassador's residence a few blocks from me and tell him about the jolly good ripping you did to me.

>>75474338
>>75474338
>what team do you cheer for
literally any team other than the blackhawks. i even admit to yelling when Criesby scored one of his ridiculous goals on a couple occasions

>>75474338
>why are you so triggered
because chicago should be quarantined, walled-off, and nuked. that would be the first step to building a better future

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let s go edmontin clap lap clap go go edmonton lets go ilers

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>>75474453
>*confetti intensifies*

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>>75474466
best kind of cake 100%

Boys, how do we defeat the penguins menace? Defense? Offense? Holtbeast?

>>75473685
That was a clear hit one defenceless player. How many games would be missed if we did that to McDaniel?

>that spearing that was not penalized
>tanking for years and a rigged lottery
>act like retards when you're good again
Fuck the oilers

>>75474539
Definitely not defense or holtby. You have to score more than them because they are going to score no matter what. It sounds easy, but keep in mind its been rare this year for the penguins to score less than 3 goals in a game. Set that as the bar for offense. Ovechkin line needs to step up a bit

>>75473820
Baltimore is an American city you retarded leaf

>>75474539
outscore them. 6-5 and 7-6 games the whole series

>>75474562
yes and it won a grey cup lmaooo

>>75474564
>tfw last time we played we lost 8-7
Fuck imagine if the series goes like this.

>>75474576
>Americans
>no grey cups since 1995
>1995

my sides

>>75474562
Learn to read you dense cocksucker
>Name a canadian team that has won a cul after 94
and that's where I replied Baltimore, which was part of the 90s CFL expansion

>>75474578
that's why it's going to be the spiciest match up

highest scoring regular season games

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>The penguins are going to repeat
>Media will be trying all sorts of mental gymnastics to make sure the Blackhawks "dynasty" is still relevant

>>75474539
WIN. YOUR. HOME. GAMES.
I cannot stress this enough. Pangs have been weaker on the road all year. Caps absolutely cannot lose a single home game.

>>75474596
>implying the media wont be shilling a penguins >dynasty at that point

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Well guys I didn't kill myself. The seed is still there though. While I probably won't drive my car off a cliff or pull the trigger I am slowly doing it with alcohol. Going to an AA meeting tomorrow night, wish me luck.

>>75474596
Rightfully so?
3 cups over 6 years is waaaay fucking more impressive than 3 over 8

>>75474611
>2.5 cups in 5.5 seasons is a dynasty
>Winning back-to-back is not

Found Tyrone from Cook County

>>75474619
3 is 3 faggot

hawks aren't a dynasty, neither are the kings, and the pongs won't be even if they repeat this year

>>75474642
What about if the pongs 3peat

>>75474596
>they're gonna give the MVP to Crosby again just cause he's the big name
when's Bettman gonna leave?

what if joe thornton signs with the pens for $1M

>>75474649
Literally impossible
>>75474652
Nein malkin will win it if they win again.
t. Knower

>>75474649
That would be a dynasty then. The real question is 3 in 4 a dynasty? There would be back-to-back championships obviously.

Caps won't fail, caps in 7. Check em.

>>75474677
Pongs btfo
too bad the >rags are gonna stop em

>>75474677
FUCK

>>75474224
He's salty that Chicago couldn't overcome Nashville's trap defense.

Even though they were able to get past Tampa's trap defense two seasons ago to win a cup.

>>75474680
>pongs and caps murder each other in a 7 game series loaded with ot and double ot
>rags get cheeky series win over the depleted victor of the series
This makes me hard. Please happen

>>75474680
>>75474697
>rags

>>75474697
>this delusional rags fantasy
Never gonna happen desu. You can dream though

>>75474671
I would say as much as 3 in 5 is a dynasty even without a back to back as long as there were two different teams winning the two you missed and you made at least the conference final in one of those years.

Oh fuck lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuF2mXZcq1M

>>75474770
3 cups, read em and weep

>>75474770
he even sounds rapey in this

>>75474770
AHAHAHA fucking hell

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>>75474770
>a rapist's favourite drink

no thanks

>>75474770
BLOSE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75474671
3 in 4 is a dynasty for me as long as the team doesn't miss the playoffs

>>75474756
3 in 5 is a strange one. Is the alternating win-lose-win-lose-win more or less impressive than the win-win-lose-lose-win? Alternating is more consistent but the back to back is more impressive. The assumption of not missing the playoffs also comes in here

>>75474770
I like the idea but I think it works better with a speedster than a dangler.

>>75474770
Should have got ovechkin for this

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>yfw the shorks actually outscored the oilers in the series

who do you cunts want in the final?

i want preds VS pongs

>pongs fan
>but them preds sweeping hawks makes me bandwagon them

>>75474834
The yellow will be too much. Both Preds and pongs fans wear all yelloe at home

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Goodnight /hoc/

>>75474838
Tbhfampai the penguins wear gold and the predators wear yellow
>>75474841
Sleep tight

>>75474834
Rags Preds for ultimate meme goaltending battle

>>75474834
Sens-oilers

>>75474834
Rags-Ducks

>tfw the rags and caps are the good guys left in the east
this timeline is truly bizarre

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lel

>>75474931
>Canadian fans of american teams
Smh

>>75474931
Need webm

https://twitter.com/JeffVeillette/status/856331168395997184

>>75474934
>being in Canada makes you canadian
Is it you, Trudeau?

>>75474938
I'm too stupid to make those, sorry

>>75474939
There is legitimately no valid reason for Americans to ever be in Canada.

>>75474965
So, should american teams forfeit away games against canadian teams or just not bring any american players?

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F

>>75475045
can't wait until he demands a trade to Arizona

>>75475045
>mfw i'm gay for Auston

>>75475045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMUhQLYnY9M

>>75475047
*Seattle

>>75475090
*Quebec

of the remaining 8 teams, which one is the most reddit?

>>75475096
Nah, unless the NHL is looking to send Detroit or Columbus back to the Western Conference, moving Arizona to Quebec would fuck up the division alignment.

My guess is that they'll either send Florida or Carolina to Quebec.

>>75475112
Penguins and Oilers

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damn this is tempting

>>75475133
>one way

>>75475133
I hope you like country music cause there won't be anything else to do in Nashville in June

>>75475047
>Goes from a tire fire finally being put out to a tire fire that's getting relocated

The state of Mexican hockey players

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>Nashville Predators
>There are no living sabre tooth tigers on the planet, let alone in Tennessee

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>Pittsburgh Penguins
>There are no penguins in Pittsburgh, or even a local climate suitable for them

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>Dallas Stars
>Hollywood is in Los Angeles

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>Vancouver Canucks
>there are no canucks in major canadian cities, let alone in Vancouver

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>Buffalo Sabres
>The sabre weapon originated in Europe

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>New York Rangers
>Central Park does not have park rangers

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>St Louis Blues
>yeah thats about right actually. St. Louis is best known as the "birthplace of blues" in the United States for its significant contributions to the history of the blues genre

>>75473696
>Toronto Raptors

>>75475251
If Kane played there it would be the Toronto Rape tours

Should there be a consolation bracket for teams that lose?

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>San Jose Sharks
>The nearest body of water to San Jose does not have sharks inhabiting it

>Vegas Golden Knights
>U.S. citizens aren't allowed to claim titles of European nobility

hey all,

i'm a lonely burger in nhl no-mans-land (read: athens, ga)

what team should i support?

preferably, there should be

-a bright future
-cool young talent

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>Minnesota Wild
>Actually pretty low-key

>>75475306
Atlanta Thrashers, my man

>>75475306
Predators

>>75475306
Sabres. We're gonna win the World Cup la

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>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Having a grammar mistake in your name

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>Los Angeles Kings
>Los Angeles is part of California which is part of the United States that is a republic and cannot be a monarchy

>Calgary Flames
>Team plays in Calgary, not Fort McMurray

>>75475224

Umm sweetie, Hollywood is in Florida ;)

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>Detroit Red Wings
>Detroit was never known for the food

>>75475381
>Calgary Flames
>their logo makes you want to set it on fire

>Colorado Avalanche
>they're actually a disaster

>>75475306
Jets

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>>75475306
Your nearest ECHL team is an affiliate of the Bruins, according to Wikipedia.

I... look man, there's no easy way to say this. You're a Bruins fan.

I'm sorry. We have treatments to manage the symptoms.

>>75475306
this is very easy, Tampa Bay Lightning. Possibly no team with a brighter future

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>two days without any games

I like how nbc showed a commercial for round 2 during intermission between period 3 and OT for the caps and leafs and the hilights were for teams that had already qualified for round two and the caps. Rly made me think. Guess they had no faith in the laffs

laffing so hard at the laughs

>>75475306
>athens
try the devils

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>>75475219
>Nashville Predators
>Kane doesn't even play for them

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For me it's Nylander

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>>75475621
>montreal canadians
>theyre russian

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>>75475527
>first of many days without hokkei

This Caps-Pens series is going to be one for the ages. Hold on to your butts.

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Why would you put other team's banners in your arena?

>>75475688
At least got got some digits there that you could trade on the /hoc/ market. Perhaps you'll be able to trade for some hokkei

>>75475219
ever been to the zoo?

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For me it's swedish defencemen (not Ford trucks)

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>>75475702
caps in 5. go caps

>>75475714
From Lecavalier and St.Louis to Strålman and Hedman

top geg

>>75475725
The finns with the most points who are still in the playoffs are Rinne and Lehterä. Let that sink in.

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>>75475719
Sorry Holland
Pens sweep in 6

t. Futureman

Gf is making me watch the Kardashians.

What the fuck is up with this Caitlyn chick hahahah

>>75475740
Hey man, I didnt even mention Finns whatsoever.
Go /int/-post in /int/

>>75475770
Youre not even supposed to be posting here for anothwr 9 hours

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>kosher food stand
Really makes my neurons go bouncy bounce

Also, non-fun fact: The photographer shares first name with Zetterberg's son.

>>75475770
You mentioned swedes in a possible negative manner, so you forced me to retaliate. Sorry, but that's how it works. Also this --> >>75475779

>>75475779
>>75475787
I'm afraid I dont know what you two are talking about.

>>75475810
How long should I spend in the sauna per day?

>>75475810
Some finn made a bet before the u18 final that the posters from the country that lost the final wouldn't post in /hoc/ for 24 hours after the final. An american agreed to the bet and Finland lost the game.

>>75475826
Hes feigning ignorance Sven, he knows exactly what we are talking about. He's being a typical mongol

>>75475826
I'm going to work anyways now, so jokes on yall lmao.

Busters

>>75475862
You're probably right. I have a soft spot for finns, I just want to take care of them so that they don't hurt themselves too bad. But I guess that makes me vulnerable to things like this

>>75475863
Stop being rude, Jarmo!

>Caps need overtime to beat the worst team in the play offs
I really want to believe, but there's little chance they will actually defeat the Pongs unless they have really been saving up their power or some miracle happens

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>>75475885
I hate them. I hate them all. I want to slaughter them like animals, and not just the men, but the women, and the children

>>75475920
Not nice! You should sit yourself in a corner and think about what you just posted

>>75475889
Not really sure if Lefs were the absolute worst team. But yes, pongs will eat them alive by the looks of it. But hey, anything can happen

Confirmed players for Sweden's world championship team for now:

Rask
Lindholm
Nordström
Landeskog
Söderberg
W. Karlsson
Krüger
Joel Eriksson Ek

OEL
Edler
Hedman
Strålman
Klingberg

Läck

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>>75475990
>OEL
>Edler
>Hedman
>Strålman
>Klingberg

>>75476006
Finland might as well not participate.
Also --> >>75475779

Pongs > Caps
rags > Sens

Preds > Blues
Oilers > Ducks

Sens < Pongs
Preds < Oilers

Oilers < Pongs

Huomenta

>>75476043
Päivää

>>75476015
>rags > Sens
>Sens < Pongs
Makes me think. However, you're wrong anyway.

pongs > caps
rags > sens

preds > blues
oilers < ducks

pongs > rags
preds < ducks

pongs > ducks

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>>75476043
>>75476053
HUOMENIA

>>75475990
Eric Comrie
Calvin Pickard


Tyson Barrie
Calvin de Haan
Jason Demers
Michael Matheson
Josh Morrissey


Sean Couturier
Matt Duchene
Claude Giroux
Alex Killorn
Travis Konecny
Ryan O’Reilly
Nathan MacKinnon
Brayden Point
Mark Scheifele
Wayne Simmonds
Jeff Skinner

Fug

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>>75476075
Those forwards are really good for a worlds team.

>comrie, pickard
:DD

>no hockey for two days
What are we supposed to talk about now

I just saw Dark Tranquillity live yesterday, shit was awesome but I still have a bit of tinnitus

>>75476080
Theres CHL hockey

>>75476075
The forwards are not that bad tbf. The D and G leaves a little to wish for though

>Duchene
v.
>Landeskog
Let the sales pitches begin

>>75476080
Watch Japan v Croatia

>>75475990
Not a single winner in that roster.

>>75476080
Thank you for supporting swedish cultural export, I appreciate it.

>>75476080
Watch Tappara get BTFO by based /ourteam/ Kalpa.

>>75476097
False

>>75476080
The fact that you can literally fly from Helsinki to Boston for less than 200€. Just found this out, shit's global man.

>>75475990
>landesthug
rip sweden

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>>75476075
>comrie

Literally why? Not saying he's a bad goalie but he's young and he had his first and only NHL in the end of the regular NHL season.

Not that I mind though, either he'll get gud or drop Canada out early.

Japan v Croatia starting now

Oilersbro here.

I really don't wanna play the snes. They're the only Canadian NHL team other than my own I have any respect for.

Test

>>75476189
>finnish opinions

>>75476224
Don't worry, you won't tbf

>>75476224
I also know this feel.

Also I'm in 5 minute walk to Rogers place.
ask me anything

>>75473747
Because they're named after a Texas thing, despite being from NY.

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fuck that top right

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You don't want this to happen again

>>75476274
Photoshop her into stan lee then itll be funny.

>OIHLERS WON!!!!

Ummm... no sweetie, they lost by a massive margin. San Jose scored over TWO GOALS more than the Oilels. Everyone knows that hockey is about scoring more goals than the other team and that's exactly what San Jose did. Every time an Oilels fan tries to throw confetti on me I just laugh in their face and educate them with the facts.

nice goal by japan

>>75476274
I do

>>75476369
where can I watch this?
I love japan

>>75476420
GIRUGAMESH

>>75476420
what does oraoraoraoraoraorao mean?

there is some weeb in my hobby circle who keeps saying that and i dont understand wtf he is on about.
i dont want to ask him because he is weird

>>75476420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqVhecKgvos

>>75476461
what are your hobbies

>>75476489
>that crowd
wow so exciting

>>75476545
imagine it's just us there honeybuns

holding hands :3c

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>>75476571

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>>75476581

>>75476581
Raccoons are cute

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>>75476610
>screepcapture of a twitter video

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>>75476581

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>>75476655
sweden wanted everyone to know he follows this fag on twitter obviously

>>75476641
I know.
Why do people think of them as pests.

They're smart and curious too and have little hands.
If all humans died out, I bet they'd be the first to evolve intelligence.

>>75476692
They eat trash and bite.

t. never seen a raccoon

>>75476438
yea
oh yeah

>>75476727
>t. never seen a raccoon
you must have weird animals like them there?

>>75476735
all the problems we have at our cabin are mouse and birds

>>75476735
raccoons are the niggers of the woods

>>75476760
why are you letting the coons steal all your white women

>>75476760
>niggers of the woods

Raccoons live in urban areas

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http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/penguins/2017/04/24/Penguins-patric-hornqvist-intensity-mike-sullivan-conor-sheary/stories/201704240044

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>>75476782
they are foraging niggers that steal shit and are pure pests. nobody likes them but you

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>>75473631

>Trade away Price, Galchenyuk, Paccioretty, Markov and Webber


I think we need 3-4 seasons of pain, this core group sucks balls in the playoffs.

https://twitter.com/j_a155/status/856295004645580801

>>75476812
>have the best goalie in the league for a decade
>do not win anything
top kek if im being frank

>>75476812
>cp
>pedo moustache
AT LAST I TRULY SEE

>>75476854
>rags

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>>75476859
Posts like these are why I suspect that Finns are so woke that despite doing their best to act retarded, their brilliance leaks from time to time.

>>75476854
>decade

You mean 4 years?

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>>75476881
mitä se sano

>>75476889
i was looking forward a few years, because they arent winning

>>75476893
Price isnt going to re-sign, so at best itll be 6 years

>>75476785
Great post!

>After games, the necks of Hornqvist’s undershirts are routinely shredded. They don’t come like this. Hornqvist usually Hulk Hogan’s them in fits of intensity.
lel