/mlb/ general - big murph edition

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first for my shit fetish

If you aren't a Yankees fan you should kill yourself because you will never know the joy of winning.

in b4 Mariners anime guy and royals guy

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injuns desu

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Best team in baseball. Just swept 2 of the toughest rotations in the league.

why wont daniel murphy stop punishing the mets?

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Mariners!

>>75472955
That's nice but do you have 27 rings?

>It's April which means washington fans haven't experienced the yearly collapse

>>75472965
god is punishing the mets
hes just working through murphy

>BIG
>ORANGE
>DUCKS

>>75473004
>LITTLE
>RED
>SOCKS

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A tradition and commitment to excellence.

And nothing less.

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>>75472955
It's >our year

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You can' only respond to this post if your team is .500 or better

NOT SO FAST, M*TS

>>75473044
Who says baseball has no parity?

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Cleveland Andre Knotts

The Padres and Angels are both at 8-12.

Which team will finish with a better record lads?

>>75473062
Because the entire Yankee legacy hinges on the fact that they won a couple dozen championships before the invention of cars

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>>75472955
The Phillies are pretty average and the Mets are /damaged/ from 16 innings with the Marlins.

>>75473086
They haven't swept us though!

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how do we fix the Giants

>>75473102
Outlaw dirt bikes

>>75473086
For funsies this is the whole article
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/we-rated-every-rotation-in-mlb-how-does-your-teams-stack-up/
according to 538 (the guys who made it aren't Nate Silver so its probably correct for you Trumpers) the top 5 rotations are:
1. Cubs
2. Dodgers
3. Red Sox
4. Blue Jays
5. Mets
After that its the Nationals and then everyone else in a massive cluster.

>>75473113

even if MadBum had decided not to go biking, it wouldnt fix the bats being dead

>>75473086
We aren't damaged from that 16 inning game. It's from how the hitting can't show up even with good pitching. It doesn't help when daniel "can't catch ball" Murphy is killing the ball against us


But we will have the last laugh

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What do you guys think we could get for trout?

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>accidentally leave McCullers and Nova on my bench this week
>still winning 424-208

It's cuz these muhfuckas don't knoooooo

>>75473130
The 16 inning game was the start of the overworked-ness that led to our injuries. We should be fine after this series with the Braves and can probably go 1-2 with the Nationals or 2-1 if we are lucky. They aren't that far from us when healthy.

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Smart AND pretty-a rare combo..

>>75473139
nothing cuz he's trash

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>>75473164

bet she eats ass famalam

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>>75473073
>mfw was just about to post this
Spoopy

>>75473004
>SMUG
>ORANGE
>DUCKS

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Is this what cancer feels like?
A slow and painful death and nothing you do can stop it?

>>75473243
Need to bring up Tim Tebow

>>75473275

this, tbqhwyf

who are you to deny the son of the lord of his glory

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>>75473139
Bregman and that's it

>>75473243
fire the entire coaching staff who are clearly stuck in the early 1900's who believe the players are their workhorses.

>>75473284
I seriously would not be surprised if at the end of the season and the Mets aren't in contention, we see Tebow in an MLB game

>>75473102
literally bring in the fences a bit and benefit from the extra 20 or so homeruns you get from belt and posey

>>75473243
It's not pain if your a Mets rangers fan. At least you have them to distract you

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>>75473334
I am, but nothing compares to my Mets. Baseball is life.

>>75473309
he'd be lucky to bat 2/3 of his weight in AA or AAA. In the pros he'd be a better hitter than a handful of pitchers and thats about it.

No one in queens could take that franchise seriously again if they allowed it to happen. Right now he is a clown that sells tickets in the minors and thats where he'll stay until he gets another analyst/announcer gig

How are the M's so shit when they have Felix, Cruz and Cano?

>>75473417
How were they so shit when they had Ken Griffey Jr, Ichiro, and Randy Johnson?

>>75473417
Felix is the best of them and he was never a real CY candidate.

>>75473417
They aren't shit. They've lost a bunch of close games and it's early in the season. No one else is really a threat in that div anyway besides the Disastros

>>75473164
looks like she only takes roided up guido dick

>>75473417
you just named three players over the hill

think you just answered your own question

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lol

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*hits a dinger off of you*

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does sp agree with this

>>75473489

*collapses in the 9th inning*

>>75473489
*eats Whataburger near me*
s-say you got some to share?

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>>75473493

> ELO
> baseball

>>75473430

Those teams had some good runs they just never made the series

>>75473444

He's already won one and should have won another but Kluber stole it from him

>>75473477
who in their right mind would get swept in a 4-game series against the 2017 >rags? This is either insanity or some kind of 9D chess

>>75473164
I prefer someone intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

like me.

>>75473417
How were the White Sox so shit when they had Sale, Quintana, and Eaton?

3 players do not make a team.

>>75473489
*rags*

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>>75473493
>36% chance of making the playoffs

sounds about right

>>75473493
I want this HOU/CLE series to be as good as it has the potential to be

>>75473510
I honestly, honestly don't know how the Royals have won even one game this year even with the pitching being passable
They look absolutely lost

>>75473547
They are magically bad and good. They lose games they should win and win games they should lose.

>>75473547
They didn't look bad at all when they were in Houston. I was thinking they had a chance to be significantly better than expected this season. Kinda shocking.

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daily reminder

>>75473493
Obviously the Red Sox and above are pretty much going to make the playoffs but otherwise yes

>>75473607
Everything that guy touches goes 500 feet, it's nuts

>>75473635
He's a true three-outcomes hitter like adam dunn and barry bonds. It'll be a homer, a walk, or a strikeout every time.

>rags pulled a reverse rags
>general wasn't spammed with >sgar

Really makes one ponder in reflection

>>75473507
>but Kluber stole it from him
Wrong.

>>75473665
>Dunn

>>75473679

Compare the stats. Felix had one of the greatest stretches ever for a pitcher that year. He should have won it

>>75473679
Felix should've won it easily don't kid yourself

>>75473665
Bonds could hit though

>>75473693
put some respect on his name

>>75473694
They were even until that September when Felix got shelled and Kluber stayed dominant.

Felix was great but Kluber was better.

>>75473711
>don't kid yourself
I'm not the one in denial here. The voters got it right.

>>75473679
Felix should have won

The only reason Kluber got it was because of strikeouts.

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injury riddled, broken bat jints

fuck goryks hernandez

>>75473751
see >>75473758

Do you think if the Mets tank this year (a year that there were very high expectations for) that Citi Field might get struck with some Jewish lightning?

>>75473758
Go back and look at their respective Septembers that season. That's not the only reason why Kluber won.

>>75473779
see this post

>>75473774
Literally laughing my head off at your misfortune m8.

>>75473790
Wow I didn't know the Cy Young award suddenly became the Pitcher of the Month of September award.

>>75473803
Wow, that isn't what I said at all. Don't be mad because Felix shit the bed when they both were neck and neck for it.

quack quack

>>75473812
Did you also bring up how Kluber had the better WAR and now we can hear the debate about WAR??

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>>75473794
I'm laughing t-too hahah

>>75473730
true, they profile the same although bonds was far better.
Gallohas stuck out, walked, or homered in about 57% of his PAs this year. I think there's reason to believe his overall hitting will improve considering the .241 BABIP he's toting right now.

Find an advanced metric that said Felix > Kluber that year. Go ahead, I'll wait

>>75473846

2.14 ERA in the AL
.91 WHIP
Better ERA plus
Better BABIP
16 consecutive starts in which he pitched at least seven innings and allowed two runs of fewer, a feat that hasn't been done since Tom Seaver

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>>75473873
>Better BABIP

>>75473873
Kluber had better WAR, FIP and xFIP, SIERA, K/9 rate, and more wins (yes, still matters to some voters as dumb as it is)

>BABIP
Literally why would that matter?

Miller's hurt. Might as well give the rox the division title now.

>>75472955
>Beating the injury addled mets at the end of each game
See you at full strength faggots

>>75473900
Batting average on balls in play you fucking philistine

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>>75474110
I think he was implying that BABIP is a meme statistic to include

>>75474099
You'll never be at full strength and will always make excuses and whine like the jew yorker you are.

You'll watch us win the Series from your couch

>>75474110
That isn't controlled by the pitcher you dumbshit. And Kluber having a higher BABIP while being similar or better than Felix in other stats would just further support his case.

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>yankee fans

>>75474179
That dude is clearly mentally retarded. Don't tease the poor bastard he already has it hard enough as a Yankees fan.

>>75474179
>Black guy is eating fried chicken
Problematic.

>>75474197
>Black

>>75474209
That guy's pretty black.

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>>75474219
>that guy
>pretty black

>>75472955
>sweeping two injured teams is like winning the NLDS for the nats
how cute

>>75474235
black IS beautiful, deal with it

>>75474235
>>75474209
Anyone non-white in Texas is black

>>75474237
No, winning a playoff series is like winning the World Series for Nats fans.

free outs lol

>Manfred wants shorter games
>Doesn't abolish the DH
These points contradict themselves

>>75472940
How did winning feel today, lad? Oh, whoops.
>>75473139
Cutch and some prospects.

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>He doesn't think I'm elite

>>75474449

Are you a new trip or just some rebranded fuck face?

Who is your favorite Pie Rat?

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Why aren't I in the Hall of Fame?

>>75474494
Bernie Williams?

>>75474473

How much of a tryhard faggot do you have to be to make a trip dedicated to another trip? I am impressed.

>>75474501
Good guess, but no. This guy is older. much older.

>>75474509
Paul O'Neill? Don Mattingly?

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>>75474518
You're still too young.

>>75474473
He just sort of...showed up. Now Old Bay is making a Napoleonic attempt to conquer /nfl/ and /mlb/.

>>75474522
Al Oliver?

>>75474522
Al Oliver?

>>75474533
>Old Gay
Worst fucking trip ever

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>>75474541
>>75474545
Correct!

>>75474554
>rags

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>>75474572
There was a real nice Pittsburgh one I wanted to post, but it was 7mb

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I never once made an all star game

>>75474508

Boy, you sure are retarded lol. The tripcode is actually an homage to Jorge Soler but, from the looks of it, you never learned in school how to identify parts of things. I'll keep you in mind as I teach my students tomorrow.

>>75474533

Kek. They will all fail.

>>75474473
some new tripfag that didn't even bother posting in his teams own gamethread today.

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>The Dodgers traded Zach Eflin, a Major League caliber pitcher, for a 36 year old Jimmy Rollins rental
Man, what a win that was for us

>>75474691
do you monitor all gamethreads and take attendance?

>>75474691
Tbqh, I didn't either, but I was busy changing oil in one of my vehicles and rotating the tires. I still had the game on the radio though, just no chance to Kipnis-post.

>>75474696
yes. my shit team was playing the pirates this weekend, hard to not notice the only pirates tripfag not posting in the gamethread

Why did the braves steal camden yards' design for suntrust?

>never watched a baseball game in my life
>always heard it was America's pastime
>turn it on TV
>most retarded sport I've ever seen
>defense starts with the ball
>boring as shit
>no personalities and fun
>there's over a hundred games in a season

how do people like this monotonous shit

>>75474494
Because those aren't HOF numbers

75474723
>IP count stayed the same with this post
>looking for attention
no (You) for you

>>75474728
If worse players are in (There are), then those are HoF numbers

M U L T I P L E
U
L
T
I
P
L
E

Kershaw general a-brewin'

>>75474731
Probably just another diehard lifelong

Remember that time Syndergaard threw behind Utley, who then hit two dingers on the mets

>>75474848
I remember chutney being a mest-killer anyway.

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>>75474848
Wonder why nobody calls him a chimp

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>>75474871
>Utley has his own corner in Citi Field

>>75474882
I fucking love that he did that, and Utley just stood there. didn't flinch, didn't change his approach at all. Dude was a HBP machine for a long while

>>75474848
why were people so mad that the ump threw him out of the game? it was so obvious that he was aiming at him

>>75474896
Because Utley accidentally broke the leg of a player they can't remember the name of the year before

>>75474896
Because a team full of "super heroes" needs someone to vilify as a bad guy. Except the bad guy has rekt them every time lol

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>>75474945
>They booed him at an all star game
I can't wait for them to boo his Hall of Fame speech

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sabermetrics has gone too far

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>>75475078
>implying Kluber's %3A%20solo%20HR%20(3)%26nbsp%3B%26nbsp%3B%26nbsp%3 is better than Felix's

>>75475078
kek

you know what the problem with baseball is?

too much math.

>>75474746
did you mean "multiball?"

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>2017 MLB All-Star Game
>Miami

>>75475460
Marlins park is so close to being a good stadium yet still so far away from it.

When they knock on bryce's door to snapchat him with balls in his mouth, do U think he tells the boy from the laundromat to hide under the covers ??

>>75475698
I think Harper hid the uneaten parts of the body months ago, at various laundromats up and down the east coast.

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>>75474716
Right down to the empty seats

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>>75475698
>>75475840
It takes balls to wear green panties

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here's the thing about Mike Trout:

he has every chance to be remembered along with the likes of Mantle or Griffey. but also has every chance to be largely forgotten along with the likes of Vada Pinson.

I'm not saying that Pinson was as good as Trout before he got hurt, because it was the '60s and no one was hitting that much. But he managed to keep a career alive after he lost effectiveness, and that was in the shadow of everyone else who improved along with hitting conditions in the '70s. So he was just unlucky in the extreme.

No one talks about Vada Pinson anymore. The same could be true of Trout in 20 years.

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>The last time the Phillies went back to back to back, they won the world series
ITS HAPPENING

>>75475933
Vada Pinson in his best seasons hit like Brian Dozier. You are comparing apples to oranges.

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>bats really bad on early season
>relegated to triple A ball
>goes 0 for 4
Is his career finally over?

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He's been playing phenomenally since June last year. Is it just a long hot streak, or is he legit?

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>Yankees are 5th in ESPN's Power Rankings

>>75476786
Yeah I no rite

It was fine last week when they were 10

what the fuck is the difference between a normal shirt and a "performance" shirt? I must know before I make my purchase

>>75476971
Just get the normal

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Guess he really wants to stay

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>>75475108
>not using ((13%2AHR)%2B(3%2A(BB%2BHBP))-(2%2AK))%2FIP%20%2B%20lgERA%20%2D%20(((13%2AlgHR)%2B(3%2A(lgBB%2BlgHBP))%2D(2%2AlgK))%2FlgIP) to account for the defense

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>>75477155
Why has he been so shit this season?

Is Addison /ourguy/?

http://www.espn.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/43832/really-bro-pokemon-addison-russell-is-building-baseballs-most-unusual-autograph-collection

>>75474695
dodgers at that point had 10 prospects pitchers (urias , de leon , zach , etc..)

you really think a career minor leaguer would have made a difference

>>75476971
performance is slightly tighter

>>75477810
Jesus fucking Christ. Add him to the list of MLB Autists

>>75477810
>sends attendants to get the autographs for him

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Future Yankee

>>75474695
The dodgers-philly broship is real

Can't wait til king kendrick comes back

>>75477966
Who's the last future yankee(tm) who actually signed for them?

>>75476847
At this point? Even 10 is too high for this shit show of a team

>>75478054
Ellsbury. Once he's gone they'll need a new center fielder if you know what I mean.

>>75478054
Chapman

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How mad will the rest of the least coast be when we get a Beltway Eries this year?

>>75472917
>season ending pregnancy

>>75478179
>orange ducks

The last righty to lead the NL in triples was Mariano Duncan 27 years ago.

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Mariners!

>>75478224
hey wait a minute..

Any oldfags remember Jose Pirela?

>>75473139
Cash and a PTBNL

>>75474461
looks like Eric Andre

>>75474691
I forgot to put on my trip in that tab. My bad.
>>75474473
I'm new meat.

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Be afraid, Jints. Be very afraid.

>>75473079
Cars were invented. Just stay mad your team was shit before free agency

>>75472940
Only if you like living in the past

>>75478179
God I hate the name "Battle of the Beltways"
The fact both cities of a beltway shouldn't be the name for the series. Fuck alliteration

>>75477810

"I'm going to keep doing it. I have some badass Pokémon cards that I need signed."

Based

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>>75477810
What Pokémon would this man sign

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who here /broken/

>>75479408
Rattata

>>75479414
Literally giggling at you.

>>75479414

tattoo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75479414

>>75476434
what kind of moron would run with his ankles like that?

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>bats will win a title in my lifetime

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The best duo for years to come.

>>75479728
>he never sprinted in his whole life

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>>75479810
>sprinting requires breaking your ankles and bending them sideways
no thanks

>>75479662
What the fuck is this fucking autism?

rockies going to sweep the nats

>>75479835
>being so fat and black he never sprinted in his whole life to know how you accelerate
No wonder it's a tripfag.

>>75479845
you ignore it thats what it is

you're encouraging it if you respond to it like what I'm doing right now with trip faggots

>>75479845
This board has been officially lost. None of y'all even remember the glory days

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>>75479855
>literal monkeys telling us how to move on two legs

>>75479877
pretty sure only autistic 14 year olds loved the spambots

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>the orange ducks bitched like babies because of this foul ball
>got a pitcher ejected after no warning because of this

Is there any team softer than the orange ducks?

>>75479920
>roid cucks throw at a player 4 times
>miss every time

L M A O

>>75479920
both the new york teams changed rules because their poor wittle player got hurt

the mets are the biggest bitches and I'm so fucking glad they're falling like flies

fuck them and fuck new york sports in general

always the biggest bitchest

>>75479920
Pedroia even said it was cool.
Fuck yourself Red Cuck

>>75479920
>LITTLE
>RED
>SOCKS

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>>75479935
Can't argue with that New York is cancer, but the orange ducks have got to be up there.

>>75479932
>>75479937
>>75479939
>crying to the umps to eject a player because he scared one of your players too badly

>>75479877
>spambots
>glory days

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>>75479962
>crying to your pitchers to throw at a player's head because your team is full of pussies who can't handle a slide
>try to throw at the player 4 times
>miss 4 times

>>75479986
>>miss 4 times
>still get scared and cry to the umps that you're being bullied

Is no one going to speak up at all about what happened at the CWS vs CLE game yesterday?

>indians starter hits white sox player
>inning later white sox starter hits indians player
>nothing happens
>no warnings, no brawls, no dugout clearing
What's going on?

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Fuck the Mets

Go Marlins.

>>75479993
>be such pussies that you still bitch about an ejection a day later

>>75480014
>making fun of the orange ducks
>bitching

who won the game despite being ejected for scaring a player too badly?

>>75479995
pussification of baseball
whens the last time someone charged the mound?

>>75480022
who won the series despite facing a bunch of whiny bitches?

>>75479995
>What's going on?
Nothing

>>75480029
There was a fight yesterday in the detroit game wasn't there?

>>75480014
leave the bloody condom posters alone unless you want 300 posts of trump memes and calling people niggers

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>>75480007

He's real tough...except in da land.

>>75480032
>being proud of beating a knuckleballer who had his career ruined by farrell
congrats on make the april baseball playoffs

>>75480057
>being proud of winning one game against currently the worst starter on the team
congrats on being a hypocritical faggot

>>75480054
>out of the cleveland area

That's the same excuse they used in vancouver in '11

>>75480071
>your ace
>the worst started on the team

lmao@you

you faced our #4 #5 and #6 starters

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>>75480022
>winning a game
>not the series
>losing a series to FUCKING ORANGE DUCKS

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>>75480081
>we won the game, bitch
>we won the series bitch
>yeah well april wins are meaningless

>>75480090
>>75480097
Do you think you might make 3rd place this year instead of being the eternal 4th placers like always?

>getting 1 hit off a minor league pitcher who only threw 2 types of pitches all of yesterday
>not pathetic

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This is the year. The bats and pitching coming together all at once. Such a fun team to watch, even more than last year

>>75480111
Orioles
Yankees
Rays
Red cucks
Blue Jays

>yfw bombston traded their farm for a busted has-been pitcher who can't even win games

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>>75480111
>moving the goalposts
>still talking about 1 game in april while claiming april wins are meaningless

>>75479995

Salazaar was pitching high and inside from the first inning. He got someone, the sox got the Indians back. Just part of doing business. Now if he hit another guy. Some shit might have gone down.

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Expect us.

>Machado accidentally spikes Pedroia
>Pedroia: all good, bro
>City of Boston riots and burns, demands evil spic devil machados head on a plate.

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>>75480132
Yes because we all know the orange ducks always have a strong second half of the season and never blow it right at the end of the season

>>75480156
Behind the Phillies? KEK

>>75480161
Pedroia is too good of a perosn for that shit city

>>75480163
Coming from the team with a historic collapse that was so phenominal, baseball changed their rules?

>>75480161
>bombston fans cry and scream while typing furiously on 4chan, stinky sweat dripping down their fat faces while spaghetti spills out of their pockets

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>>75480161
>genuinely thinking the team captain didn't have a say in the retaliation beaning that involved him

You fell for the eternal manlet jew

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>>75480184
not every team in the AL east can have as much success as the orange ducks

>>75480195
There's that classic Boston Anti-Semitism!

Red Sox fans are cancer lmao.

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Tick tock.

>>75480208
Not an O's fan. I just want you to remember your place at the bottom of the /mlb/ hierarchy. You're stuck here with us

>>75480215
And Cubs fans are fags. Both fanbases are complete shit.

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>>75480228

>>75480215
Can't believe I'm saying this but yeah, I agree with you.

>>75480229
Red Sox fans are complete shit though and all Bostonians are jackasses lmao.

>>75480224
Coming soon...like 2018 soon.

>>75480224
Funny way to spell "Las Vegas" hurr durr

>>75480294
Shut the fuck yo lmao. Orioles suck shit.

>>75480254
This settles it once and for all. Old titles are more relevant than new titles. Logically, the Yankees are superior to Boston!

>>75480310
and both are superior to the orange ducks by miles

>>75480321
K.

>>75480305
Hi Tiki

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>>75480321
>literally being this obsessed

Boston has history and greatness and great education. Baltimore has niggers.

>>75480339
Lmao I'm not tiki you fag. Keep projecting tho

>>75480364
very good post and I'm not even from boston

>>75480364
I'm black and i'm currently at stanford right now. Fuck you.

>>75480409
Did you write #blacklivesmatter on your application?

Baltimore has the Orioles and Boston has the Beaneaters. Who wins in a best of 7 series?

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>>75480364
>>75480425

>>75480443
Neither because they both are shit lmao

>>75480409
how does it feel knowing you stole someones place with better grades?

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>bombston loses a shitposting contest
>resorts to classic bombston racism

>>75480461
Good t b h, there's enough whites and slanty eyed whites to go around.

>>75480494
racist reported to 4 chan authorities and Obama

>>75480486
I actually live in Baltimore lol.

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>Nola to 10-day DL

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>>75480486
Not me, I started looking up porn because I got bored

Currently watching a yankee slut on a camwhore website

(pictured: how you actually slide into second when not trying to cleat somebody)

>>75480546
lmao welcome to the basement with us barves lol.

>>75480224
>implying the blow gays won't move before 2025

>>75480548
>STILL bitching about a legitimate slide

L M A O T B H

How does it feel to know that every team in the league is inferior to the Tampa Bay Rays?

>>75480601
Not even a good shitpost desu

>>75480601
how does it feel knowing your team will be relocated to Mexico in the next 10 years?

>>75480625
But you still replied to it, therefore it's good.

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>>75480601
every team is superior to the Tampa Bay Rays when they have a 4-0 lead

>>75479674
WONDERFUL

I drunk text J-Lo
Old number so it bounced back

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>/mlb/ in a nutshell

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Today's Schedule

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>>75480934
Forgot to sort the NL East.

>>75480934
>his team doesn't have less than 8 wins
Do you even know how to play baseball?

>>75480952
>Mest

>>75480970
My team may be in the NL East basement, but I thank god I'm not a Mets fan.

>>75480934
cubs vs pirates is on ESPN btw

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>>75480952
>Chacin vs Grienke rematch
My body is ready

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>>75480982
This. Rather kill myself than subject myself to that misery.

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>>75481017
>tfw I can change the break room tv to espn to actually watch the game
>tfw I'm going to get paid to watch baseball