How do I cope with depression after watching my team lose

>>75472779
go outside, take a jog, call a friend

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>>75472779
realize that life goes on and that there's more games ahead

>>75472779
Stop supporting the worst team in the world, for starters.

>>75472779
By killing yourself for being a plastic bandwagoner (and possibly a chicano too)

Leave halal.

>>75472779
what is this from?

>>75472779
>being a halal customer
ask for a refund, since you they didn't give you the proper Soccer Supporter Experience™ you've been promised

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>>75472779
>my team
>>/mls/

>>75472779
Go out and embarrass yourself. Blow a huge fart in a crowd of people then pee your pants. Observe their reactions. The embarrassment created by this real life experience will overshadow the memories of your team losing.

>>75473247
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzyOJwlqUr/

>>75472779

masturbate

Realize that we're all doomed and flawed vessels

>>75472779
alcohol, masturbation and blaming the referee

>>75472779
Bleach your hair

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Realize that in just a few years you can claim real fan cred by saying "yeah I was still a fan when [bad thing happened] and I'm still a fan now."

That's the only thing this asshole ever did for me.

Once your team has actually won something, you realize how pointless the whole charade is.

Losing is painless at that point.

>>75472779
Video?

>>75472779
what is that pennant?

>>75475226
Neil O'Donnell, throwing picks to the same guy when no one else was around
All while Kirkland and the D were playing their hearts out
Still think he threw that game