Lineups:
>nast
1. Adam Eaton (L) CF
2. Trea Turner (R) SS
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Ryan Zimmerman (R) 1B
5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
6. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
7. Jayson Werth (R) LF
8. Matt Wieters (S) C
9. Max Scherzer (R) P
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) 1B
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) RF
6. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
7. Kevin Plawecki (R) C
8. Juan Lagares (R) CF
9. Zack Wheeler (L) P
Nats fan checking in.
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>>75468290
national broadcast
love 'em
anyone gotta redpill for the Mats/Nats/current season
I've been buried in AL west and central games for a bit
>>75468421
nats: good
mets: bad
>>75468432
just like that?
alright, I'm in
I just turned on the Sunday Night Countdown show. Am I too late for the Bruce Hooper ESPN circle jerk or is it going on all night?
>I, for one, welcome our new bruce hooper overlord.
y helo thar
>>75468509
Sup dude, WHERE THE FOOD @
Nice thread you got here.
>>75468534
Cheesesteaks. You fly, I'll buy.
>having to watch this on espn stream with tat cancerous news ticker
>>75468421
The Nats are loaded.
The Mets, not so much.
>>75468534
right here! i have a big bowl of nongshim spicy ramen.
whats up
Hey Mets. This is what a real Ace looks like.
Would you?
>Vagina in the booth this time
Pls no
>>75468659
>chicken and waffles
>oakland
top kek
>>75468666
literally anyone is better than dallas braden. wanted to kill myself listening to that fuck last time
>mfw either Scherzer gets lit up or the mest lose again
Good keks either way desu
>>75468636
sup
>>75468659
Yes, what is it?...
lol are you fucking serious
>>75468659
>>75468749
oh yeah, and skip the salad
watching my figure
barely grazed. Bullshit
Seats behind home plate still empty
What's the excuse today? Too cold?
Exactly 58 hours and 22 minutes in Photoshop
>mest """fans"""
>>75468806
everyone's still getting beers and hot dogs.
>leave the nationals to me
What did Wheeler mean by this
Wow, thank you woman broadcaster for talking about nothing but physical appearance.
hm well this game will be shit
Fast as fast can be, can't catch me.
another injury lmao
Cab did what he could
>entire team on the DL
real life medi-gun when?
Last number is how many walks Wheeler gives up
>>75468818
haha true dat.
Are we the new abstract art
wheeler looks so fucking bad. not sure i'm gonna be able to watch all of this one
>>75468883
Should be last two digits.
Mendoza literally drooling over Harper in the booth.
>commentators slobbering this hard over a single by harper
>>75468921
from both pairs of lips
>just tune in
>bases loaded
>0 outs
>>75468923
>not acknowledging Bruce Hooper as your lord and savior
>>75468923
he's leading the league in almost every hitting category.. just sit back and enjoy the spanking
>>75468921
Well. He ith thuper thexy
Thankth for athking
FUCKING POTATO NIGGER
>mutts
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING TO HAUNT THIS TEAM
top kek, as they say
IT BEGINS
A LO PROFUNDOOOOOOOOOOOO
MURPH SLAM
Man, I'd sure hate to be the team that let Murphy go.
>The shanty town of Jew york
DANIEL FUCKING MURPHY
>first inning grand slam by murph
MYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!
>guess its back to THE SHOW
>let go Daniel Murphy because he's a conservative trump supporter and your owner is a kike
>get grand slammed on
Who /yankees/ here?
>>75469025
any source on this?
>Werthless
Boo this faggot
How does 4th place taste?
In Europe they call that a Slam Royale.
>>75468995
mets wanted to be cheapo's and he went for the better paycheck.
>>75469028
Him and Trout are coming to philly la
>we let Murphy go
Fucking why
>>75469052
WE WERE 7-3 REEEEEEEE
>>75469037
Off the field: Let's be fair: The Mets made Murphy a one-year, $15.8 million qualifying offer. So it was not as if they wanted Murphy out at any price.
Still, while a minimal factor at best, Murphy's publicly articulated personal views might have made it easier to justify his departure. For instance, Murphy expressed his disapproval of gay marriage, which generated unwanted headlines.
-- (((ESPN)))
>>75469067
kek
But guys, it's our year! Have you seen our starting pitching? ITS UNBEATABLE!
kekekekekek
meme game incoming
HOME RUN DERBY
>>75469086
Because he was only ever a .280 hitter with error after error and never expected to maintain his 6 homers in 6 game postseason. I've said it before, he's not playing a bit better then anyone expected. Literally MVP tier in both BA, HR and late inning heroics.
Its like that 9th inning 3 run HR game against the Braves, but all season he does it.
one back
>>75469137
I've been hearing a lot about the Mets elite rotation, so far, I have to say, they are just a tad overhyped.
Does anyone have the Mets copypasta? You know the one.
>>75469219
I thought we all shat on Wheeler and worshipped everyone else for only giving 2-3 runs
Go back to r/mets and cry
>>75469225
wat
Mets fan, which of your remaining good players are most likely to rip due to dirt bike ?
>>75469225
>this one?
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
>>75469263
>dirt bike
wrong team
>>75469255
This copypasta >>75469266
Thanks.
Expect us.
>>75469309
Wea are expecting you. You have appts
>>75469219
>3rd in starter ERA
>6th in starter BAA
>1st in starter OBP
>1st in starter K/BB
>3rd in K/9
>25th in starter wins
0 run support.
>>75469350
pretty much. the starting rotation is the only thing about the team that hasn't been triple A tier
>>75469219
We have statistically the 4th best but no run support
>be britishmanbong
>always at work when MLB is on
>watch anyway
I think I understand the game now. Can't wait for work and watch the Red Sox/Yankees series.
>>75469219
Every starter would easily have 15 wins on a team who could hit.
>artfags
how come marlin man doesn't have his own topps card? bald vinny does
>>75469452
Jesus what's wrong with her face
>>75469479
She's not 20 anymore that's a normal looking middle aged woman face. Stop being a sexist pig.
>>75469452
Why couldn't they at least got an attractive woman for the spot?
>>75469489
She looks like she's passing a hemorrhoid lol. Is this what you think is attractive?
bruce has played a very good 1B. proud of him
>>75469452
>le I played softball so I know what I'm talking about gurl
>>75469468
>>75469468
You called?
>>75469543
holy fucking shit, lmao thanks anon
>>75469452
what the fuck is up with her nose
>reyes
woah
>>75469452
Maybe she'll get canned in the upcoming mass ESPN layoff.
>reyes 0.93
wow he legit got lucky haha
>mets literally cheering for a single
Please God tell me this will mean Reyes will hit .260 and .700 OPS again
how does a career .290 hitter go on a slump this bad
he must be injured
>>75469653
yeah when your 'leadoff man' and start is batting under .100 almost a month in, gotta appreciate the little things
it's hard to switch between hockey and luckswing =\
I don't know how Toronto does it
>>75469683
his BABIP was really high last year, so i guess he was due for some regression. this is just sad though, he might be done
>>75469683
never have an affair that goes public desu
who /Yanks/ here
>>75469737
>>75469737
So nice that they let that batboy wear a uniform like the real MLB players.
>>75469737
Just what this thread needs. More stinky New Yorkers.
>>75469777
Ah, so the guy who posts in /mlb/ about New York is from somewhere flyover like DC. That's pretty sad.
What did murphy mean by this ? :thinking:
ESPN baseball coverage was a goddamn mistake.
>Mr T interview.
STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND SHOW THE FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCK
>>75469811
he doesn't respect our baseball lifestyle
>showing this interview literally while the game is happening
Is he sweaty cause he was talking to a cute grill?
Cespedes is so lovable
>>75469817
agreed. but i'd honestly rather be listening to cespedes yap over the game than these shit broadcasters.
>>75469850
something like that
>>75464173
At least they're dying
>bruce hopper
If you don't like our coverage change the fucking channel. Fuck you ungrateful milennials
>>75469841
Could be worse. They could be gushing about SEC spring games, mock drafts, the NFL schedule, or Aaron Hernandez.
>>75469799
Nationally televised game.
Only baseball game being played nationwide.
>must be from DC
Wow.
Careful there Sherlock Holmes, try not to jump to conclusions
>>75464173
not fast enough =(
>where will tk go =O
I SHIT I NEED A PAPER BAG
>heavy breathing continues
>>75469904
not a millenial. it's not on anywhere but espn.
>>75469921
Nice damage control, Washicuck.
>>75469811
Do other players do this to their former teams or does this only happens to the Mets?
.403
>>75469937
kek
>Warriors win
>Nats win
Good night for me
if the 1st inning didn't exist wheeler would be a much better pitcher
>He struck out on that pitch
>>75470017
7 more innings boy. Even the biggest shitters can win
Wheeler settling down, this could get interesting. Just need 3 random solo donkers mest
>>75470052
If we win it would be off probably a Bruce or walker multi-run dinger because they are the 2 after our most competent hitters.
>>75470089
walker has been terrible this year
>conforto continues to produce even against a top 2 pitcher in the NL
based
>>75470111
I never said it was likely
>>75470136
KEK
apologies are in order, i think
WALKER FUNK BLAST!!!!!
>First take
>Talking about MLB/NHL unless it involves race/controversial play
Shut up Dan
>>75470111
Not at this moment
>Matt Wieners
Why do all the Mets pitchers have girl hair? Do you think they have sleepovers and giggle while French braid each other? Maybe have topless pillow fights and accidently kiss? I think they do.
>>75470089
>>75470111
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA I AM SO HAPPY THAT I WAS RIGHT HOLY FUCK
I FUCKING CALLED IT SUCK MY ASS ROLLINS
>>75470248
not this shit again. how many times are you gonna use that joke?
you ESPN boys are missing a great game on the radio btw. howie has been on point today
>>75470263
Are they all going to change their names to Caitlyn?
>>75470258
The fuck? I didn't shit-talk walker, that was the other dude. Plus I wanna see a close game
Why do all the Nats pitchers choke in the postseason?
>>75470332
that's not fair; sometimes they don't even get to play
>>75470332
>>75470364
Because of their manager.
>tfw too intelligent to give up runs after the first inning
>>75470440
>tfw to unintelligent enough too use a DH
>non stop lawn and garden shit commercials
good thing i don't have a lawn to worry about
>>75470332
The Mets and all their fans can watch on TV this post season and try to figure it out.
>>75470507
the mets have actually figured out how to win in the postseason though. y'know, since we've won a playoff series before?
>>75470528
top kek
>Get a single last inning
>Go right back to uppercutting the next at bat
Sit down Jose
mets are helpless without d'arnaud
>steamrolling into the wall when ball is clearly in the seats
wat
>>75470580
He can pinch hit so if we need his bat its ok
>>75470528
The Mets are going to lose 85 games this year. I don't think they'll win a playoff series this season.
>>75470580
>>75470636
cespedes is the biggest loss for this offense. we'd better hope his injury isn't serious
>>75470655
It isn't I'm pretty sure he is availible to pinch hit as well. I haven't heard anything about Duda but Bruce has really stepped up
>>75470655
lord d'arnaud is all that matters in queens
>>75470671
bruce is actually really similar to duda, they're both power hitter who are streaky as fuck. cespedes gives us a guy you have to pitch around all the time though.
>walking the manlet
>>75470705
I feel that if we had our entire lineup healthy our offense would be fine but obviously we are as frail as a dry leaf.
>>75470782
when d'arnaud, duda, cabrera, cespedes, and bruce are all healthy and hitting, it's a middle of the pack offense that hits a ton of dingers, which combined with the rotation should be enough for the playoffs. problem is our training staff is stuck in the 1800s.
>>75470822
>mets
>healthy
Good one.
>you will never be this based
>3 for 3
>Terry willingly kept him out of the lineup
Beautiful play
Best offense
Best defense
Best rotation
2 MVP candidates
Face of baseball
Not the worst manager in the division
>conforto literally can't stop making plays
>once cespedes comes back he'll be benched for granderson
Tell me about this swing. Why is it considered the best in the sport?
Wheeler doesn't deserve this
>>75471065
You deserve it though for being a Mets fan.
i wonder if either team will score again
Caps 1 Leafs 1 OT
Leafs-Caps tied at 1 at the end of reg
>all those Nats fans in the audience
kek, embarrassing
TRADE GRANDERSON
Why are new yorkers such faggots?
really did not expect wheeler to go 7 tonight. props to him
i'm over here working on shooping a bugs bunny pic that was only released in ny yankees form. wtf. time to change that uniform, bugs.
Dodgers
>>75471515
Giants
Sure was a packed house today. #FedUp
Based ESPN crew shitting on Terry!
>>75471636
what are they saying?
>>75471614
lmao nice attendance faggot. You never see us Yankees fans with an empty house.
One Love
mets are shit now, no shame in jumping ship
>Syndergaard starting against Dickey
top cuçk
>>75471712
We're not much better though. We're a fraud team.
>>75471763
put your trip back on nipscribbles
Caps win 2-1 OT
>DANIEL! DANIEL!
Why is murphy so perfect, brews?
>the toronto maple laffs
>>75471847
He's happy that he's not on the Mets anymore and plays better because of it.
>familia warming up
Welp, looks like they're conceding
can't blame any of these 3 losses on terry. he's done all he can with this team
great lineups
leaving hot pitchers in
not overusing the bullpen
LETS GO HAR-PER
love it when ESPN sucks Bryce Harper's dick
Fuck da nats!
>>75472028
he's wised up since the marlins series, which was completely lost by him. still not gonna be enough with how terrible the team is, tho.
HARPER
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>smoker
lol
gg nats, gonna go smoke now ironically enough
oh for fucks sake.
DESTROYED
AND THE METS FANS LEAVE THE PARK/THREAD IN DISGUST
The resurrected corpse of Ryan Zimmerman strikes again.
Why the fuck is Smoker even in the game? This is Terry's retardation of saying "Familia isn't the true closer yet", Reed needs to be in there.
>Terry Collins management
Please just fire the entire coaching staff
>Zimmerman is back
Ohhh baby
Lots of time left to get a rally going. This team did it so many times last summer/
>>75472168
but anon, in a one run game in the 8th you clearly need your 5th best reliever pitching with a man on base
>>75472187
>it's Terry's fault not our """"""ace bullpen""""
Sad!
As a yankees fan, i'm glad we have a good manager and not just a glorified babysitter
>>75472218
We have 2 fine bullpen pitchers. Its terry's fault for refusing to use them.
>>75472218
i mean, if you really think collins isn't just mismanaging the fuck out of the players he has then you're kind of retarded. we have 3 better relievers than familia or smoker in the bullpen, no excuse for not having them out there.
>Zimmerman chillin at first base
>Zimmerman healthy
>Zimmerman hittan BOMBS this season
Already the 8th? Time flies
>>
wasn't it just 4-3?
sorry, where is my head
>>75472276
>"Activate it."
Dusty better let him finish this shit
The general rule of thumb is you don't trot out your best relievers until you have a lead.
>mest 'fans' confirmed for casual
>scherzer gives up bomb
>realizes he will be getting 7 mil a year for 4 years after he retires
>thanks nats
>still deals
>>75472274
George Zimmerman is not guilty in exactly the same way that Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson are not guilty.
>>75472308
This lol. Why would you over work your bullpen for a game you have a 5% of winning?
>>75472308
except smoker is probably the 4th best guy in the pen available who isn't familia, so there were plenty of options beyond the top 2 guys. why are you trying so hard to be ignorant?
>He
>Went
>3 for 4
>when
>Nobody
>else
>would
based Conforto
>>75472355
>5% chance
it was 4-3 you cock sucker.
>>75472356
And this would explain why all the Mets pitcher's arms are hanging by a thread.
>>75472416
so because terry doesn't use his best guys their arms are all hanging by a thread? you're really fucking this up, huh
Yeah Boone shut up
>>75472416
Our relievers seldom get injured. Our starting pitching last season and our offense this season are what is getting injured dipshit
>>75472434
You have to spread the innings around. Smoker comes in when they're losing. Because he's terrible. Every reliever has a role.
>>75472308
>>75472355
Pedestrian grasp of major league baseball.
There are several reason to use the back of your bullpen in a game you are losing. Perhaps the relievers haven't worked in a while because they team has been losing quite a bit. Perhaps the team is desperate for a win to break a losing streak and the manager wants to keep the game as close as possible to give his offense its best chance to catch up. Perhaps the manager and pitching coach are still trying to establish their bullpen in April and need to take a look at how guys respond in specific situations.
>>75471462
toxic radiation from the Fuguu, the most poisonous fish alive
Aaron Boone is such a fucking bitch I wish they'd find another woman to replace him
Holy shit ESPN is terrible, I want my GKR back
>>75472494
smoker is terrible, and he's a fine mop-up man. the point is that you shouldn't be bringing in your mop-up man in the 8th inning of a 1-run ballgame against your divisional rivals.
>>75472522
What's a GKR? and they've been fine, they understand that we own you cucks and you've been our bitches for the past 5 years
>>75472543
how many playoff series have you won in that timeframe?
Anything is better than schilling. This is fantastic compared to last year.
You guys seem bitter. It's okay. It will be over soon, until we ass rape you in Washington next weekend. Don't struggle. Just relax and let it happen.
>>75472355
>If you are behind, shoot yourself in the foot because you have to save that foot for later!
>>75472553
How many of your pitchers have been injured in that timeframe?
>>75472553
The Mets are terrible.
>>75472609
>deflecting
I tried to look up the last time the Nationals won a playoff series, but I think my browser must be fucked up or something. How many have you won since 2015? We only have 2, unfortunately.
>>75472634
You and the Mets can watch it happen on TV this October.
>>75472630
Terribly attractive, I'm afraid.
>>75472663
we'll see
>ollie perez again
oh dusty
mets just hit a grand slam. rip washitson
>>75472674
Which NL East team are you guys getting swept by next? Marlins again? Phillies again?
>>75472694
i don't think even we can get swept by the barves at this point.
>>75472705
Yeah. You're probably right. In ATL?
>>75472694
The Marlins didn't sweep, and you guys got beat by the Phillies just as bad as we did except you are 3-3 against the Philles yet we are 4-2 against them.
>>75472705
don't fuckin jynx it m8. we look like ass
>>75472721
>>75472694
we also weren't swept by the Phillies
>>75472718
here actually, not that homefield seems to matter at this point
>>75472725
we have thor going one of the games, that's at least a potential win. i don't even know at this point tho lol
Mets lineup 4-8 is dreadful
Walker = .206 AVG
Granderson = .149
Reyes = .106
Plawecki = .000
Lagares - .111
Not going to win many games with that kind of anemia.
>>75472754
the mets are a bad team, period
gg nats. see you soon enough
gg nats, enjoy zimmerman's yearly 3 month DL trip
>reyes
well, we got swept. we'll get you next time, gadget. next time.
>>75472741
>we have thor going one of the games
I hope he feels like covering first
This is getting sad
Just like in 15
Just like in 16
>is Koda /ourguy/?
High-five Nats bros. Feels good to sweep a shit team, doesn't it?
>>75472774
that play was walker's fault, noah would have covered the bag. just one in a series of mets failures that have characterized this week though.
>>75472754
Hopefully that will be Cespedes, Duda, and D'arnaurd for the Barves
gg mets bros. Good luck with ATL. See you next weekend.
see you guys tuesday at 7:10. no game tomorrow.
>>75472791
Two sweeps in a row. The Barves put up more of a struggle though. Better starting pitching.
>>75472754
I have faith Walker will recover, he's a smart and consistent player
Granderson, Reyes, Plawecki, and Lagares are simply not starting quality players. Without injuries, our lineup should look something like this
Conforto
Wright
Duda
Cespedes
Bruce
D'arnaud
Walker
Cabrera
Except we have a bazillion injuries and Terry is retarded
>>75472833
Yeah the braves bullpen blew at least 2 potential wins against us. Their rotation is legit
>>75472856
Terry will bench Conforto for Reyes and Bruce for Granderson, despite Conforto literally being unable to stop making plays and Bruce on a hot streak of dingers
>>75472866
Congrats on 3rd place and .500. You guys are getting better.
>>75472247
>We have 3 better relievers than Senpai
Fuck off triptard
>>75472308
That's not true at all you retard, that's true for closers, and even then it's disputed whether or not you bring them in in ties/close games.
I was at this game. Conforto's walk-up song gave me cancer.
>>75473894
How fucking new are you?