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Alternate edition: MEME MATTE HELMET EDITION

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HOU:Ken Giles earns fifth save Sunday versus TB
HOU:Altuve goes 3-for-5 with homer against Rays
PHI:Eflin sharp again, Phillies down the Braves
PIT:Ivan Nova dominates in victory over Yankees
CIN:Scott Schebler homers as Reds defeat Cubs
OAK:Graveman (shoulder) on track for Thursday
SEA:Kyle Seager scratched Sunday with sore hip
OAK:Rajai Davis (hamstring) out again on Sunday
LAA:Valbuena (hamstring) set for rehab games
SEA:Mariners promote 1B prospect Vogelbach
SEA:Leonys Martin designated for assignment
SF:Denard Span's (shoulder) X-rays are negative
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Where did my hat go?
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>an orange duck
>a freaking duck

>machimpo
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>machado couldn't avoid cleating pede in the knee!!!!
>you don't understand you're supposed to slide like that!!!
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>philly
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1STROS
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The Bombston Roid Cucks literally tried to throw at Manny Machado in 2 separate at-bats and failed to hit him every time.

How embarrassing. How humiliating.
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>orange ducks pay umps so hard that they eject opponent pitchers for foul balls
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MARINERS!
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>>75463814
>Phillies
9-9
>Pirates
8-10
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jays are going to lose 1-0 thanks to an ump calling an illegal quick pitch on Stroman

fuck Calhoun and his slow-ass approach in the box
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For me, it's the injuns
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gib win pls
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>>75463874
For me, it's series win and 5 out of 6 Injuns

GG Sox
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>>75463877
Dubs gib win to us
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So the Twins were just pretending
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Need momentum? Just play us! We make your trash look like aces.
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I'm tired of these motherfucking sneks at the motherfucking plate
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>>75463794
It's up your ass and to the left
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>>75463938
>freeland
>trash
Pick one famalam
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Cesar Hernandez is low-key playing like an all-star this year.
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>>75454415
Are you full time or part time? I'm part time at a center and it's honestly not so bad to me; night shift people tend to be older and a little more chill
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>>75463938
Not so fast sanfag

we make shelby miller look like a cy young
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first for snek sweep
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>>75463984
>implying I meant just today
Shatwood isn't that great my dude
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>This is what an oriole looks like to Massholes
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>>75463938
>We make your trash look like aces.
not so fast
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>>75463938
you are fucking scum tbhfam
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sure could use some speed on the basepaths and some scattered offense maybe Dalton Pompey will co-

>on the 60-Day DL for a concussion
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>score 4 runs in the 1st
>still can't win the game
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>>75464020
look at his road ERA last season (ignore his home era please)
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>>75464106
I already know how well he pitched at AT&T I'd rather save myself the effort :^)
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>tfw another complete game loss
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>>75464055
At least we aren't as bad as the Giants
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Old Gay on suicide watch
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>mfw my son created the orange duck meme

He's ungrounded now
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W
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>>75464222
>tfw not even a Walgreens fan but I created the HEY FUCK YOU meme

spammed it on early enough that it stuck.
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Imagine throwing at someone 4 times and missing every single time.

Man. That's embarrassing.
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>>75464167
take that, dad
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what the fuck miller
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imagine pitching 18 innings in two starts and get zero (0) run support
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Rags
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>>75464348
That's nothing. Try pitching 40 shutout innings and not getting a single run of support.
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>>75464222
I actually like it
Looking at smug bird and calling it a duck makes me smile

>>75464271
Birth of the trinity, bless you anon
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As long as we can all agree MATTE helmets are superior
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>>75464379
Try pitching 150,000 shutout innings and not getting ANY run support.
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>>75464348
Imagine having just never getting run support
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wew based travis 2 run dinger, first of the season

spoke too soon i guess
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>12 pitches
>only 3 strikes
jesus christ lad get rid of him
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>>75464413
I don't think a Tripfag has ever been right
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>>75464348
Try pitching your entire career with 0 run support
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>CUSB……............>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB..... >CUSB ............ >CUSB .......... >CUSB >CUSB..... >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
>…>CUSB…......>CUSB ................. >CUSB....>CUSB ............ >CUSB .....>CUSB........................>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>……>CUSB....>CUSB .................................. >CUSB .............>CUSB ..... >CUSB.......................>CUSB >CUSB.>CUSB
>……>CUSB....>CUSB ................... .............. >CUSB ............ >CUSB .............. >CUSB..............>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>…>CUSB…......>CUSB ................. >CUSB... >CUSB ............ >CUSB ...................... >CUSB......>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>CUSB……............>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB. . ...>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB......... >CUSB >CUSB........>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
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no windians btw
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>>75464491
FUCK YOU.
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>>75464491
FUCK YOU
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>>75464348
>>75464379
Imagine throwing a no-hitter and still losing
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>>75464533
Imagine throwing 100 straight perfectos and losing every single one.
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>>75464348
Imagine pitching 9 perfect innings and getting zero (0) run support
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>>75464491
FUCK YOU
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>>75464413
Honestly false
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imagine there's no heaven
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>>75464533
Imagine if I hit a walk-off bomb
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>>75464618
HEY
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>>75464413
>Dodgers
good
>Pirates
great
>Diamondbacks
good
>Rangers
awful
>Orioles
awful
>Yankees on the road
good
>White Sox
good
>Seattle
good-to-great
>Marlins
okay-ish
>Rockies
okay-to-good
>Giants
good-to-great
>Padres
okay
>Blue Jays
awful
Good idea for some but disgusting for others
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You may only reply to this post if your team has 13 wins. Not so fast everyone else.
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Suppose if a hitter hit a ball so hard that it shattered into pieces and suppose that a fielder gathered every single piece while it was in the air, would it still be an out?
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>>75464491
FUCK YOU
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>both the giants and dodgers are going to get swept today
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>>75464655
wait like 20 minutes please
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>>75464681
kinda like dis, no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22H7Jx0sE64
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>>75464638
FUCK
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>>75464701
nigga the doyers are teeing off on the dbag bullpen rn
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>>75464785
FUCK i didnt refresh the page
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>>75464655
reporting
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>>75464701

>both the offense and pitching of the Rockies are going to hit rock bottom in 2 weeks
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>>75464895
We should quit wasting our time with sports and get one of these.

https://youtu.be/A_0iFOtmPoE
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>>75464895
i don't understand
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>>75464895
>Quit wasting your time with that boring sport
>come watch football
Seems a bit hypocritical
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>>75464860
lol the rockies offense is always above average basically the whole season. pitching on the other hand......
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>>75464895
>pls watch our sport
lol no
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>>75464993
That's because you spend 81 games in a meme park.
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>>75464895
Just because thinking is hard for mudslimes doesn't mean you have to project your insecurities on us.
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>>75464933
>mfw it malfunctions and cant stop at top speed
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>>75464895
>barcelona and real top of the league

how fun
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>>75465060
our batting is above average on the road too fucking nigger
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>>75464895
>post constantly about how 3rd-world-kick is superior to any other sport ever conceived
>literally begging for people to watch it
rattles the ol' thoughtbox
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>>75464895
>implying divegrass is a real sport
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>>75464895
>tfw MLS is more entertaining than euroball
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>Go 2 txt crush
>Taco Bell friendzone burrito commercial comes on

N-Nevermind
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>>75464933

my god
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>>75464993
>>75465060

The only people who keep spouting the >muh coors meme don't know a damn thing about the Rockies. Their pitching staff deserves a fuck ton of a credit for what they're doing right now. Best bullpen in NL, one of the best in baseball too.
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>wind up
>throw pitch
>ump calls timeout after ball hits glove for the second time this game

this ump is utter garbage holy shit
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>>75464933
Jesus, I feel sorry for the sad fucks that spend a thousand dollars on that thing.
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Mfw >we traded Brinson for Lucroy and Chirinos is unironically the better catcher now
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>>75465229
Not to take away from what the Rockies have done so far, but does ANYONE think that's sustainable? You play 81 games in the most hitter-friendly park in the majors, and your staff is pitching well over their heads right now. Eventually the mean has to be regressed to.
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>>75464895

the fuck out my thread, bishhh
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>>75464573
Imagine pitching 12 perfect innings and getting zero (0) run support
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>>75464895

But my team played yesterday
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>>75465361
Me and my niggas tryna get it ya bish
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>>75465517
>he came back to reply
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>>75465517
You may be correct Germanbro, but I will take solace in the fact that my country will never be ran by a caliphate. We can't say the same about you.
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>sweaty manhug
>exciting
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Rangers have won 4 games in a row
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>>75465517
>being this upset
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Get this fucking soccer shit off my /mlb/
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tfw your farm team is good enough for the ALC
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>>75465517
why did this guy come in our thread in the first place? who hurt you?
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>>75465613
>tfw your team is a farm team
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>>75465331
Other than Senzatella, exactly who's pitching has been unsustainable? Anderson has been shit compared to last year, Chatwood is great on the road but bad at home, and Freeland has been inconsistent. Plus two of their starters are on the DL, including their ace. Holland won't keep this up forever, but he's still a proven all-star closer. You act like every pitcher on the team is playing way above their ability, but that's really not true at all.
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Are soccer fans subhumans because of watching too much soccer or do they watch soccer because they're subhumans?
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>>75465517
cringe
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>>75465517
i like baseball, lol
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>>75465652
>tfw your team is neither a farm team nor a contender
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>>75465714
How long does a soccer game last?
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>>75465652
tfw it's an improvement
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>>75465722
fuck you reddit
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>>75465582
Cringe
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>>75465789
booom, gottem
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>>75465754
>tfw your team is so average that it hovers around 15th every single year forever.
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>>75465517
Where did Bryce Harper touch you?
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>>75465789
/r/soccer is that way, ahmed
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Why are jays fans saying their team has no offense

Am I being meta trolled by leafs
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>>75465331
i believe all rockies starting pitchers last year had winning records other than maybe one of them, ottavino, dunn, and holland are all pitching as well as they usually do
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>germany
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>>75465789
pls don't watch our sport, Hans
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>>75465789
>le reddit meme
KYS
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>>75465832
That's literally one of the best offensive showings they had in the past couple of years.
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>>75465812
who you referring to? mariners?
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reddit is good, retards
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>>75465832
they've certainly offended me
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>>75465890
No team in particular but my own.
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now that the Giants are dead, which NL team should I bandwagon?
My primary team is in AL, i just like to casually follow an NL team and shitpost
are the Rockies legit?
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https://youtu.be/A_0iFOtmPoE
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>>75465517

Fuck off, Fritz.
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Ryan Goins hit a home run

Ryan

Goins
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Players who need to get beaned in the head:

Machado- he's a bitch
Rizzo- crowds the plate like a pussy
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>>75465942
We need WW3
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>>75465936
either the rockies, sneks, reds, or pittsburg

hard to say if rockies are legit, depends on whether injuries keep occurring
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>>75463874
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>>75465999
i would say you should get beaned in the dick but it's so small they probably couldn't find it lmao
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>>75465936
>are the Rockies legit?

Yes.
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>>75466069
Is he wearing a Santa hat?
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>>75466096
Don't mislead that poor anon.
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>>75466109
Those are the scalps of other chiefs he killed
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>mlb tv showing a meaningless and not close game between the jays and angels when their are closer games with action going on right now

Fuck I hate the general mlb media
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Thought Tomas had the night off
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>>75466150
>implying its not close now

stroman cant get the last two outs
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>Podrace
I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM.
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>>75466150
the game of the day is chosen beforehand
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>>75465563
What are you talking about? Our country is being run by a retarded orangutan that flings poop.
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>>75466207
inb4 /pol/fags
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wew stroman has two CGs

didnt have a single CG all last year
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>>75466189
no you tard not the mlb game of the day i mean the game on the cable channel mlb network that changes every few minutes

>>75466182
>you
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>another complete game for stroman

is he, dare i say it, okay?
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>>75466286
he's no david price
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>dads
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>>75466285
Then don't say mlb tv, you fucking idiot.
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tell me about Puig
why do sneks fans hate him so
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>>75466262
He has a bunch of confidence after being named WBC MVP. Good thing he's doing something useful with it, because Adam Jones would've won it if it weren't for rampant racism.
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>>75466350
They hate him
Cause they ain't him
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>his young ace didn't win the finals of the wbc
>his young ace doesn't already have two CGs

Toronto won today, how does this make you feel /mlb/
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>>75466122
its just for shitposts and bants
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>>75466360
*checks standings

I feel fine. Really.
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>>75466360
you guys have a winning percentage over .300 yet?
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The NY Mets are a steaming pile of stinking crap.
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>>75466432
They are the best team in the state by default.
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Gallardo looked like a competent major league pitcher today
didnt think that could happen
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>>75466050
>whether injuries keep occurring

That's the weird thing, everybody is already hurt...but wins still happen.
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>>75466451
yankees haven't had a losing season since 1992
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>>75465999
relax reverse satan

Rizzo is a gent who beat cancer
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>mfw an mlb network commentator just said the dodgers are a loaded team with staying power near me
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>>75466183
Andy Green is an idiot and is terrible at making bullpen decisions
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how many rockies fans were there on /sp/ last year
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he was ready to go
why didnt you listen
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>>75466633
None
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>>75466633
same as the amount this year we just stopped posting when we were irrelevant
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>8:00 on ESPN
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>>75466699
>stop posting when you're irrelevant
But shitposting is fun m8
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>>75466735
I know, right?
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>>75466633
I tend to come and go randomly throughout the season. Pretty sure I was the only Rockies fan still shitposting in September last year. I don't think there's much more than 4-5 of us right now.
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>>75466779
I've been on a trip so I haven't watched in like a week. Missed sweeping the barves and missed beating the mest in the first two games of this series.

Now I'm back and I have to watch the shitty ESPN broadcast and probably fall asleep before the end of the game because it starts so late.

I'm fucking heated.
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>>75466633
me and like 2 other guys. I'd mostly talk about the stadium and the neighborhood around it.
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>>75466860
Not only that, but a 4 game series in Colorado starting tomorrow. I wonder what ungodly hour those games will start.
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Damn, Puig and Hernandez fucked each other over there
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>>75466956
its just 8pm eastern
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>>75466860
No Pregame show either. Guess I'll just have to catch the first part of the Caps game until 8.
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>>75466956
>mfw looking at the schedule
>mfw 8:40 start for the next three, then a 3:10 start

And I'll be busy on Saturday. Oh well. At least there's the 1:35 start on Sunday next week. I'm going to get drunk as a skunk and watch that.

>>75467012
Confirmed for unemployed.
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>>75466832
I was active in July and early August when we made a brief rally (swept Atlanta) and it was looking like maybe we could reach .500.

then I just started posting about stadium beer and the donkeys.
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>>75467012
That's not so bad I guess. I hate west coast games. I can barely stay awake for the start, let alone see the whole game.
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Stroman is an idiot
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>>75467091
Fuck you leaf. He's an American hero
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Is it time for Todd Frazier to retire?
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>>75467039
You're right. 8:40. Fuck. Baseball in Colorado was a mistake.
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>>75467113
He's still an idiot
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>>75467073
>>75467130

that's mountain time zone you east-coast bitches.
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>>75467091
why
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>8:08 start time
>no GKR

god i hate E!SPN games
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>>75467182
I'm aware that it's Mountain Time you fucking Hipster Hillbilly.
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What a fucking day

>sox won when i was at the park
>cards won
>cusb lost

>greasy fatass ran on the field a tore his shirt off
pic very related
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>>75467293
I recognize that chest...
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>>75467293
Stay classy Chicago.
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>>75467222
I leave the gamethread to you tonight, nipscribbles.
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>>75465517
please watch our sport Muhammad
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>>75464047
stay mad you lost, Oricuck
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>>75465757
Too long
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>>75466655
>>75466699
nice digits rockiebros
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>>75465582
Against the Royals though. They hit worse than us
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>>75467130
What are you, 90 years old? Both my grandmother and 8 year old niece stay up later than that. Grow a pair.
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Royals have scored 12 runs in 8 games
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>>75466550
>2004
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>>75467512
>rags
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ITT: basedball players you could take in a fight

fuck this retarded mongrel
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>>75467263
>Hipster Hillbilly.

heh...clever. you win this round crab eaters.
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>>75467512
>rags
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>>75467567
lul
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>>75467567
Not a player, but I would love to kick Mike Francesa doughy ass.
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>>75467678
>t. Michael Kay

Butthurt faggot. Mike is New Yawks numbah wun and there is nothing you can do about it. When he retires from WFAN in December, whoever replaces him will get better ratings than your shit show you fucking yes man dope.
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>>75467678
Michael Kay, please stop. This is embarrassing.
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>>75467771
I'd fight Michael Kay
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Does anybody have that fairly old comic showing an AL pitcher going to the NL and becoming a star?
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>>75467771
>>75467782
I would punch him in his mouth until his face got so puffy he couldn't talk.
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Hey guys, I'm going to an Astros game this weekend. Does anyone know where to get free beers at?
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Can't stop won't stop

Best division
Best memes
Best logos
Best weather
Biggest heartbreak
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>>75467878
Niñostown
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Jays wiiiin

Angels might just be the most imcompetent team i've ever watched
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>no Kershaw vs. Madbum this week

Why even bother watching these 2 dumpster fires
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*strikes you out*
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>>75468015
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>>75467885
looks like asshat
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1. The Michael Kay Show with Based Don
2. Boomer & Carton
3. Steve Somers

POWER GAP

4. Joe and Evan
5. Stephen A Smith Show

POWER GAP
99999. Mike Fatcesca
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>>75468150
shut the fuck up, Michael
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You can only respond to this post if your team has as many, if not more wins than losses
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>>75468150
Will you please put on a trip so I can block your stupid ass. I don't want to have conversations with you kind of people.
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>>75468150
>sports talk radio
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>>75468174
best outfield in baseball reporting
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>>75468177
>you kind of people
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>>75468150
JOE AND EVAN
EVAN AND JOE
ON WFAN SPORTS RADIO
IF YOU WANNA BE
IN THE NEW YORK KNOW
YOU GOTTA GO WITH
JOE AND EVAN
ON THE FAN
66 ON YOUR AM DIAL
101.9FM
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>>75468223
>Three literal who's
>Best outfield in Baseball
ummmm????
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>>75468177
No one cares about your shitty flyover opinion
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>>75468177
>he comes here for conversations
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>>75467073
What are you, 90 years old?
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>>75468266
No one cares about you. Not even your mom
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mest-nast
>>75468290
>>75468290
>>75468290
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NYC smells like stale hobo piss, sand nigger taxi drivers and fat sweaty Italians.
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Biggest markets
Best trash talk
Best parks
Best fans
Best pitchers
Best collapses
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>An orange duck
>a freaking DUCK
lmao

the Eternal 4th Placers have the worst logo in baseball
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>>75468343
NL Beast
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the Toledo Mudhens desu
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>>75468343
>marlels
>biggest market

top fucking kek
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>>75468413
Who the fuck are hicks and aducci desu
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>>75468251
BRO the jets are gonna stink this year, bro the mets are a disgrace bro bro, you think McCutchen could play in new york bro?
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>>75467328
kek
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>>75468441
MIKE IN NEW HAVEN WHAT'S GOING ON BRO?
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>>75468428
The Miami market is huge lol, just that everyone's a damn yankee fan there
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>>75466560
Dodgers have great prospects that could help them out or allow them to trade to help out. He's right.
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>>75466531
Because besides the Dodgers the Rockies have been facing pretty terrible teams. The Rockies split with the dodgers which makes sense, I think before people call the Rockies WC contenders they need to face more top teams.
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>>75468343
>everyone already collapsing or is about to
I wonder who will do the Nationals in, >we are already subcummed to our offense (cespedes) getting injured, the Barves got shat on by the Phillies, the Phillies have their death sentence written in back to back dodgers and Cubs series, and the Marlins are eternally /.500/.
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You may ONLY reply to this post if your team has 13 wins.
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>>75468852
I have 13 antimatter wins.
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I have never seen a more classless fanbase or organization than the Bombston Red Sux. I hope their plane goes down into a residential area of Boston
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>>75468970
You're absolutely right.
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>>75468970
i like how you disappeared after the 2nd inning
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fucking hell mest you were supposed to make this game watchable
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>>75469043
You really expect me to post while im at the game? Kys
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>espn
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>>75469168
You sure showed him
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>>75464059
>his team has never won the division

Look who's talking bitch nigga
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>>75469168
>he posts on da chan while at the game

Pink hat tier baka desu senpai
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>>75469206
>>75469247
ahahahaha nice job taking off your trip
also, your bumass couldnt afford going to camden
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>>75469276
You must be 18 to post here
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>>75469276
You sure showed him
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>>75469306
>20:26:34
>20:28:14

>coincidentally there's only ever one "anon" that defends Old Gay

hmmm
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What a bunch of autists in this thread.
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>>75469325
I concur
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everyone in this thread is autistic but me
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>>75469306
>>75469311
>>75469321
Really fires those neurons... obsessed Old Bay stalker btfo
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>>75469366
That's funny because I am replying to myself.
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>>75469399
I made this post.
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>>75469411
um you're not me, idiot
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>rags
>orange ducks
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Christian Yelich's Mom has got it going on.
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>>75469321
What's so hard to believe about an /mlb/ poster going to a baseball game?
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>>75469553

what's the oldest / youngest you lads have been with?

i've been up +21 years and down -9, but that's just because i'm an abject degenerate with no shame
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>>75469632
NaN/NaN count?
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>>75469621
Old Gay isn't a real fan.
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>>75468197

le batard is good
dan patrick is good
rich eisen is decent
jay mohr was fun while he was on
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>>75469632
+4/-2
Current gf is only -1
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>>75469649

yes, well done lad
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>>75469621
Bombston fans are too poor to afford $40 a ticket so they assume everyone else is. I average about 20 games a year, feels good man
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>>75469710

> only 20 games a year

wow
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>>75469751
Wow you sure showed him
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>>75469751
Wow you sure showed him
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>>75469751
Wow you sure showed him
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>>75469782
>>75469812
terrific samefag
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>>75469782
>>75469812
>>75469820
all me
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>>75469751
Wow you sure showed him.
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>>75469824
t. someone who doesn't know how posting on 4chan works
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>>75469824
Wow you sure showed him
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>>75469824
Wow you sure showed him
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>>75469782
>>75469812
>>75469820
>>75469854

you casual fuckboys call 20 games fanhood? that's adorable.
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>this thread
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>>75469906
Wow you sure showed him.
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>its a dumbass newfag anon doesnt understand how post times work episode

This episode was on like three times this week
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>>75469927
>>75469916
>>75469906
>>75469896
>>75469873
>>75469859
>>75469854
>>75469951
Every single on of these is me
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>>75469927

get back with me when you've gone to twenty consecutive games, including away series
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>>75469906
Wow you sure showed him
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>>75469859
Those posts are more than a minute apart. Are you retarded?
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>>75469976
I made this post.
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>>75469951
>>75469854
>>75469710
All me
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>>75469976
t. someone else who doesn't understand how posting on 4chan works
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You are all retarded
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>>75470028

i know you are but what am i?
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>>75467878
No but I could tell you where to get shanked for free
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>Childhood is enjoying DG's shitposting
>Adolescence is enjoy mo'Lester's shitposting
>Adulthood is realizing that someone else is going to come along this offseason to beat both of them
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>>75469632
+10
-8
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>>75470028
this was me telling me this

>>75470057
ya,me
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>>75468852
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>>75470057
Tripfags shitpost. Anons shit post
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>>75470145
Did you think this post was clever or something? Kys
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>>75470057
>Pushing the myth that DG and Mo'L aren't the same person
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>>75470156
Thanks for proving my point shit bird
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why is this general so shit? genuinely curious.
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>>75470188
tripfags
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>>75470188
tripfags
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>>75470188
>pissboi
>kiss'Lester
>Me
sums it up
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>>75470188
tripfags
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>>75470188
Anons obsessing over tripfags
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>>75470188
samefags
tripfags
fagfags
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>>75470188

it's actually pretty lively and sometimes in-depth

this edition is just woefully dogshit, a lot like its namesake
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>>75470188
>implying this isn't the best general we've had in weeks
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>>75470188
tripfags
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Reminder that Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die
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>75470352
Why you want (You)s so bad man? Is your life this boring?
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Has anyone else noticed that they're recycling images in the "select all squares with street signs" captcha a lot lately?
Or am I actually going insane this time?
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>>75470386
These google captchas are fucking dogshit and I hate them.
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>>75470386
Moot is really pushing those 4chan passes
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>>75470352
Reminder that Cal Ripkin Jr is the most over rated player of all time.
>muh streak
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>>75470380
Its a famous simpsons quote youngfag
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>>75470412
>moot
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>>75470459
I'm talking more about this entire thread, but ok.
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>>75470386
Captcha is used to make google maps better and they probably are focusing on road signs right now. Personally I've been starting to get vehicles often
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>>75470269
>>75470188
This is honestly as good and ontopic as it gets for a general
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>>75470487

i've been getting vehicles and then when i fucking CLICK all the squares with vehicles it doesn't FUCKING matter because they shuffle forward two MORE god damn captchas with fucking VEHICLES in the god damn THING and even when i get ALL OF THEM i still have to do MORE

FUCK
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>>75470487
The vehicles one is obnoxious because I instinctively start clicking street signs without thinking, and then have to redo it.
Kinda makes you wonder what kind of subliminal training we're getting.
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>>75470487
I miss when you could just type the word niggers in for one of the words in the text captcha
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>>75470536
>says to select all kayaks
>only shows canoes
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>>75470555
You can just use legacy captcha

Half the fucking words I get are "calle"
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>>75470548
It's a joint Trump/Putin brainwashing gimmick as a prelude to the Russian takeover of the east coast.
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>>75470588

> Select all squares with NUMBERS
> Select until no more remain

BUT THEY NEVER STOP
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>>75470609
Its just moot trying to get us all to buy 4chan passes
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>select all squares with ____
>if there are none, click skip
>mfw I click skip and don't have to do another one
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>>75470588
that's not as bad as "select all pictures of vehicles" and it's literally a mosaic of an empty forest
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>>75470665

> select all squares that match the label: "tables and chairs"
> all pictures of sandy beaches
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>>75470665
>empty forest

Isnt that an oxymoron?
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>>75470624
the worst kind of online hell
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>>75470692
no it is not. maybe time to google what oxymoron means
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>>75470692
empty except a bunch of trees you mongoloid
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>click "i am not a robot"
>select all robots

Gook moot trying to get me to betray my own kind
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>>75470692
seems like you're the oxymoron here
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this one look familiar to anyone else? I've probably seen it 20+ times this week alone
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>>75470810
Ya. You have to click just the yellow sign and not the bar under it, otherwise you have to do like 20 more of them.
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>>75470750
Oxymoron - a figure of speech in which contradictory terms appear in conjunction... point being you cant have an empty forest since forests are full of trees you retard and are therefore by definition not empty.
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If Old Bay shitposts in the woods does he still smell?
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>>75470838
>being this autistic

have fun kid
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>>75470168
Lmao wow! Are you dense or something? What parameters are you using to determine that mo and DG are the same person. I can assure you, you couldn't be more wrong.
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>>75470854
He's from Baltimore, you can smell his stink wherever he's squatting.
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>>75470832
No, I know how to do it. I meant that specific image. That exact sign in that exact place. It's starting to get spooky tbH
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>>75470838
Score
Oldgay 9000
Samefagging anon 12
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>>75470854

kek

you're alright in my book britlad
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>>75470854
Hey, my uncle lost a leg fighting you fucks in Vietnam so you can fuck right off limey
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Did manny deserve it?
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>>75470921
What happened? Please tell me he is okay. He's a future Yankee
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>>75470921
No, it's never acceptable to intentionally throw at someone's head. Bawwston faggots will tell you differently but they're literally all retarded.
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>>75470921
Maybe. But saving it for what may have been his last AB of the series is >rags tier
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>>75470930
Bombston chimpedout and threw at his head. He got a diuble and an rbi on the next pitch
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>>75470921
Deserve what? Being thrown at multiple times with each throw failing?

No, the Roid Cucks are all pussies (except Pedroia, ironically).
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>>75470921

manny's a punkass. in the eighties/nineties he would have been beaned fucking senseless
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>>75470951
Ha ha ha fuck off Bawston fags.
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>>75470921

Manny did literally nothing wrong
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>>75470956
This. PEDrioa is the only respectable person on that pussy team.

Anyine know how bad fat fuck Sandoval got hurt?
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>>75470993
I just saw the replay. Pedroia did right.
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>>75470958
i bet in the 80s and 90s the pitchers were good enough to actually hit the players they were trying to hit lmao
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>>75470921
Pedroia says no, so no
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I think we can all agree that if you're gonna throw at a guy's head, you gotta do it as soon as he comes up to the plate in his next at bat.
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>>75471016

kek
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>>75470921

What did Manny even do to get Boston so mad?
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>>75470949
EGod tried too, but only at his knee.

Matt "Nothing needs to be said but one heater to the head" Barnes only tried going for his skull.
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>>75471033

nah. it's pretty common for pitching staffs to wait a game or even the next series if it's a divisional opponent. makes them expect it less
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>>75471037
slid into second, his foot popped up and caught pedroia. even pedroia agreed it wasn't intentional, the red sox are just a bunch of fucking manchildren
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>>75471033
This. Was a bitch move to do it two games later in the 8th
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>>75471073

Is there a clip around?
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>>75471082
The only reason they didn't retaliate yesterday is because it was a knuckleball pitcher
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>>75471073
Even if it "wasn't" intentional, when it clearly was, he still could have put his fucking foot down. Mookie did the same slide today but didn't cleat Schoop because he's not a dirtbag that doesn't care for others and actually put his foot down.

Manny deserves NO benefit of the doubt. Maybe not one to the head, but one in the back was deserved.
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>>75471073

lol, no.
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>>75471124
Shut the fuck up Red kuck
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>>75471083
could probably be found in like 3 seconds on google desu
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who YANKEEEEES here
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>>75471124
>>75471126
>bombston
>>
REMEMBER: this is not machado's first bush league shit
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>>75471073
Fat fuck Sandoval did the same befor when he beached himself on Schoop causing him to tear his MCL but the orioles are too classy to stoop to Bombstons level and cry about it then play dirty
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>>75471061
That's such a pussy move. Let them have a chance to retaliate if you respond disproportionately to the problem. It keeps everyone in check that way.
That's like sucker-punching a guy in the back of the head. Yeah, you got to hit him, but you're obviously not man enough to look him in the face while you hit him, so it loses all real significance.
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>>75471143
>>75471152
>he dindu nuffin!

no surprise from baltimore natives
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>>75471083

nvm found it
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>>75471164

unwritten rules, my dude. i didn't make them
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>>75471170
>bombston
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>>75471181
congrats
i knew you could do it
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>>75471192
>he a good boy!
>needed cleats foh dem programs

fucking no surprise
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>>75471124
>>75471126
t. assblasted Bawwston manchildren

Pedroia, your one respectable player, agreed that doing what you faggots did was wrong. Do you realize how autistic you have to be to try and defend this? This is "sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling" tier retardation.
>>
>bombston
>>
Have any of y'all ever charged the mound?
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>>75471223
>bombston
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>>75466633
I shitposted that week they were above .500.
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>>75471225
Wow you literal pussy

>WAAAHHH HE AIMED AT HIS HEAD

Did you not see your own fucking team head hunt Mookie last year?

Oh yeah, and then he went yard on the next fucking pitch.

Stfu clown.
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>>75471250
Kek this is exactly what I'm talking about. You're so busy being an insufferable faggot that you don't even realize what shit you're spewing. Literally only a Bombston faggot would defend this, and I'll be laughing my ass off when this dude gets suspended.
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>>75471225
Do you think the pitcher lets the catcher know when hes going to do some scummy shit like this? Like a courtsey head up, this may start a fight so save me from getting heemd by Many like Ventura did
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>>75471225
Funny how manny didn't charge Barnes here, but he had no problem attacking a guy way smaller than him in Ventura.

Hmm.
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>PEDrioa even says that his injury was not intentional, and that Manny has said multiple times that he was sorry for it
>bombston immediately chimps out and tries to literally kill him with a fastball to the head

Red Sox should forfeit their next series against the O's.
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>>75471282
The catcher gives the signal
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>Modesto Nuts
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>>75471278
>>75471282
>>75471288
Are all Orioles fans cry babies like this lmao
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>>75471283

Ventura was a bitch always trying to start fights. In this case Manny was being the bigger man than literally everyone else in the Boston organization except the guy he unintentionally hurt.
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>>75471282

> scummy

it's part of the game, m8
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>>75471309
Bitch I'm a Yankee fan and I'm defending Machado. He a good boy he dindu nuffin

If imma slap a pussy ass nigga imma make it look sexy
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>>75471278
So wait, it was ok for your team to head hunt Mookie last year (because he kept hitting homers on your pitchers and you guys got all pissy), but its not ok for the red sox pitchers to retaliate on a known repeat offender?
Fucking sad.
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>>75471283
Its over red cuck. Manny has the moral high ground.

Also Ventura threw at him like 9 times over several at bats and when he finally hit him thats when manny snapped
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>>75471303
It would have been a better theme to have them be like nuts you use a wrench on.
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>>75471309
Guarantee you if the situation was reversed the entire thread would be filled with Bawwston tears and whining. Most hypocritical faggots on the planet, but I guess that's just Red Sox Nationâ„¢.
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>>75471356
They head hunted Mookie last year and we didn't complain because he dingered off them.

>>75471350
>>75471336
>i-i-it was Ventura!!
>M-Manny a good boy!!

fucking lmao
>>
Made chilli today; it was average
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> http://www.milb.com/milb/info/teams.jsp
>Complex and Non-Domestic Leagues
>Shows Mexico leagues

The MLB owns Mexican baseball?
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>>75471303
They even made the middle mascot's head look like a testicle.
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>>75471356
Didnt you see the Bawwston press? Mannys slide was only a big deal in their small market. Their press blew it up like manny sliding into second was worse than 9/11 or Pearl Harbor
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>>75471375
Ventura threw at Mike Trout, dude was the scum of the league. Manny's not a good guy by any means but if you're really trying to defend that hopped-up manlet I know you're just a deluded faggot.
>>
This is now a Dads thread.
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>>75471408

well at least the government knew 9/11 and pearl harbor were coming
>>
>>75471432
We've been talking AL East for and hour now..... Go make a thread for inferior division if you want to talk about that "team"
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>>75471409
Dont feed the troll my man
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>>75471408
>Jon Heyman and Ken Rosenthal both said it was a late slide

>even fucking Palmer said it was

>>75471409
True, but Machado is not fucking given a free pass nor BOTD
>>
honestly my dad said the sox shouldn't have retaliated and it wasn't on purpose and my dad is the smartest and best
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>>75471440
Lel
>>
OFFICIAL LIST OF PLAYERS CONSIDERED DIRTY OR HOTHEADED THAT EARNED THEIR REPUTATION ENTIRELY BY THE FAULT OF OTHER PLAYERS:
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>>75471393
Don't make fun of my team I'm a nuts fan.
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>>75471482
dean anna
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>>75471444
AL East been irrelevant since 2013 little buddy.

Giants-Dads-Dodgers fans own this general, specifically from 6 PCT-10PCT
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>>75471482
Chase Utley
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>>75471482
dean anna
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>>75471467
I can't attest to the prestige or intelligence of your dad, but he is correct. Boston ALWAYS has to play the victim.
>muh marathon
WOW like 2 people died, so what....
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>>75471497
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>>75471491
Take it back
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>>75471509
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>>75471492
I'm 6.2 inches down there. Please, call me above average buddy
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>>75471505
Nothing about my post is incorrect. Happy for you though, I'm sure you've been waiting to use that webm for a while now.
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>>75471524
wtf that's like twice the size of a normal p*nis
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>>75471518
Muh farm system
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>>75471524

> under four feet

pls mate
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>>75471482
Aj Pierjewsky
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>>75471540
What? I'm 5'11" with an over 6 inch dick what are you getting at?
>>
i bet i could beat up all of you in real life
>>
>>75471570
stats?
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>>75471570
I'd throw at your head all day, charge the mound faggot
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>>75471560

'no.'
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>>75471570
I bet i could strike you out in 3 pitches
>>
> Jason La CanforaVerified account @JasonLaCanfora 5h5 hours ago
>Hope the O's throw at Pedroia at Fenway next week. Multiple times

> Jason La CanforaVerified account @JasonLaCanfora 5h5 hours ago
>And if Pedroia is on the DL, then let Mookie duck 3-4 times in the next series


>this a NFL writer for CBS

Absolutely WEW
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>>75471583
zero losses
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>>75471598
I could strike you out in 2.
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>>75471612
Fuck yeah. Take that whole bitch-ass team out
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>>75471612

> trash sport has trash reporters

color me shocked
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>>75471597
Dont ever relpy to me again you literal fucking who. Also not exactly a ringing endorsement from a noted shit birt like Ozzie Guillen
>>
>>75471612
>Jason La Canfora
>la canfora
>some spic

not surprising, those people are all so tribal
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>>75471612
o's fan here, la canfora is a dumbass
>>
>>75471646

sorry you suck so bad at life, friend. hope it gets better soon
>>
>>75471612
Based Matt "Better count to three because I'll make sure you can't see" Barnes causing some eternal butthurt
>>
>>75471698
gold
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>the city of toronto
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>>75471698

Keep them coming
>>
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>>75471698

please tell me you have more locked and loaded
>>
I really want to see a pitcher thow at Chris Davis' head. Hes such a country bumpkin but he'd fucking wreck any current player in MLB
>>
>>75471823
no way, boxing has competent drug screening
>>
>>75471647
sounds like some italian shit desu
>>
>>75471823

i feel like joey votto's katana-autistic enough to know actual martial arts techniques
>>
>>75471698
Why is this considered funny? Hes a literal who pitcher who couldnt even beam machado
>>
>>75471887
some dude is samefagging his own post, lol
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Imagine if all /mlb/ posters were trapped in a single room together for a 24-hour period
>>
>>75471887
lool it's all a samefag,
>>
>>75471823
pretty sure aaron judge would break chris davis in half
>>
>>75471887
>>75471901
More tears please, your asspain amuses me
>>
>>75471906
I cant even imagine the smell
>>
>>75471922
why don't you just respond to this post 10 times and you can pretend that i'm upset instead
>>
>>75471906
dibs on the most feminine penis
>>
>>75471823
doug fister could hit him and chris davis wouldnt do shit but walk down to first
>>
>>75471981
Who?
>>
>>75471906
Just putting it out there I'm not gay sorry mo
>>
>>75471997
you know, when everyone said you were retarded i gave you the benefit of the doubt.

guess they were right after all
>>
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>>75472096

> giving trips the benefit of the doubt
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>>75471906
we would all just shitpost on our phones and not make eye contact with anyone
wouldnt change things that much
>>
>>75472119
>play "Guess Who The Trip Is"
Sounds fun
>>
>>75472096
Doug Fister is a literal who though. Is he even signed to a minor league deal?
>>
>>75472176
uhhh he plays in astroland for like 10 mill a year or some shit you fucking retard

im guessing anyone who doesnt make an all-star roster is a "literal who" to you

keep bein a casual
>>
>>75472212
Be nice to Old Gay, this is his last week watching baseball before he disappears back to /NFL/ and never posts in baseball threads the rest of the summer like every year.
>>
>>75472212
um no he's a free agent you retarded faggot
>>
>>75472250
>every year
Dude's been in /nfl/ for like a year and a half, don't give him too much credit.
>>
>>75472212
Fister is a free agent chucklefuck
>>
>>75471612
sm fucking h
>>
>>75472250
Be nice to dipshit anon. Hes been in a coma and thinks its 2016 and fister still is in MLB
>>
>>75471612
This guy is literally batshit insane, he doesn't count.

He's fucking psychotic, has the WORST opinions on Baltimore sports, and is ragin SJW (which is hilariously ironic)

You should have seen his timeline after Trump won, the guy is legitimately screwed in the head.

He isn't representative of Baltimore sports fans, ignore this retard.
>>
>>75472212
Lol, if you are gonna call someone a causal at least be correct in your statements retard
>>
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>>75472352
>enraged at trump winning
>not representative of baltimore fans
>>
>>75472380
I was and still am Trumps biggest supporter cuck boi. Anne arundel county loves Trump
>>
>>75472352
Sounds like an eternal 4th placer true to heart tbqh with you Joe
>>
>>75472368
what did i say wrong
>>
>>75472482
Fister is currently a free agent assjack
>>
>>75472506
right, but what was wrong about my statement
>>
>>75472352
>>75472380
>>75472397
fuck trump and fuck /pol/
>>
>>75472527
+1
>>
>>75472513
You said fister plays for the astros for 10 mil a year, in response to someone claiming that fister is a nobody who doesnt play in MLB anymore. Holy fuck retard
>>
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Has he, dare I say, been exposed?
>>
>>75472513
>state one fact
>someone posts undeniable evidence that the statement is wrong
>but what wast wrong about what i said
wow
>>
>>75472513
Your entire statement was wrong
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new thread WHEN
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>tfw miss the most entertaining game due to a work emergency
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>>75472623
>having a job
>>
>>75472608
As soon as you make one fat ass.
>>
>>75472636
i lived the neet life and it was terrible, although it was during the off season so maybe that had an impact.
>>
>>75472673
but winter is the best time to be neet
just get super cozy and work through your anime/movie/show backlog
>>
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Okay Koda. Let's end it here.
>>
>>75470993
>Anyine know how bad fat fuck Sandoval got hurt?
His leg gave out on a routine play

Made the out from his knees
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Our girl looked stellar tonight
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>>75472847

she always looks dece t.b.h.

i'd pound jess's brains out pham
>>
mu
>>75472917
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>>75470057
Old Bay is already a renound shitposting trip in /NFL/, now he's here in /MLB/ trying to take the crown from mo'Lester. The reality is that he will never reach the heights of DG.
>the piss
>conditions that he deems fair
>adjusted ERA
>92 mph fastball
>Kershaw
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