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>rags
What part of Minnesota are you guys from?
Go u18 USA hockey!
finland
>>75458900
I hope so. I want a game 7 even if we're lose the series.
>>75458894
Nordic cuck centre.
>>75458824
I don't even know what event this is, also who cares, playoffs
>people and mongols actually fell for the u18 meme
lmao, you unironically took peewee hockey seriously. look at yourself and laugh, then cry.
What's all this commotion about some elementary kids' hockey game?
rate my fridge la
>>75459150
italian/10
>>75459150
it's time to suicide/10
>>75459150
unhealthy garbage
Analslime Cucks gonna get memed on.
>muh Kesler
>much Getzlaf
FUCK YOUUUUU
>EST/LTU
>0-3
currently feeling good about our chances agaisnt eesti tomoz
>>75459097
I didn't take it seriously. I just liked watching it because it was on telly.
>>75459150
Fat fuck/11
>>75458894
Are there a lot of Minnesotans on the under 18 team?
>>75459150
>those empty vegetable drawers
>>75459236
>ducks
>have a literal DAD on their roster
Lads should I cofe machine full power?
>>75459288
balding is a sign of high testosterone
retards
>>75459239
You will win I'm sure. Do you have any above average players there? Where are you from?
>>75459337
Who cares?
What does it matter if its not his fridge?
>>75458586
Of course, but it's easier to manipulate a jersey's look once you have the colours. Not every jersey looks as good with the different colours.
>Finland
lmao
>>75459328
>>75459320
Yes
Finland has been totally blown the fuck out. Russia will probably nuke you guys next.
>>75459328
Or low
>>75459265
I counted only 4.
Which still is tied for the lead, but not the dominating 1 out 4 players I would like to see
>>75458824
Let me guess, U18 meme tourny?
I find you non-greatest hockey country people, hilarious.
>>75458824
>watching meme hockey when real hockey is on
>>75459150
>bread in the fridge
But why?
>A Good ol boy from Omaha leads the playoffs in goals
When will they get a team?
>>75459953
>lose all the children's hockey
>lose all the teen hockey
>"t-they're just meme tournaments that don't matter even though they're the only ones that feature players who aren't millionaires on vacation!"
typical
>>75460106
>U18 tournament
>happens during CHL playoffs
Are you saying the world championships arent a meme tournament? The only legit tournaments are U20 and Olympics/World Cup
>>75460085
Never. It doesn't work that way with Gary.
>>75459150
>>75459150
>bread in fridge
???????
>>75459150
>US flag
>Pizza 73 boxes
>>75459528
shields, philips, myers, bown and dowd are all pretty good imo
can't find the full roster anywhere unfortunately
i'm from yorkshire so the steelers are my eihl team
our captain (jonathan philips) is captaining team gbr too
Gz USA
first for ass train
>>75459589
top ones are perfect except for the thin gray lines around the shoulders.
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Jesus fucking Christ I could barely find this thread with all the divegrass threads shitting up the board.
>>75461692
Do you not know how to search the catalog?
>>75461692
hocgeneral.com
>>75461692
>what is hocgeneral.com
>what is the catalog
Dammit Norge.
>>75461796
>>75461766
>people still refuse to include hoc or hockey in the title of gamethreads
>>75461902
What an adorable cat.
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who do >we want to win this?
i loathe all boston sports teams and i also loathe any team that plays in a country with a fucking leaf on its flag
What did Messi do?
Kill himself?
>>75462056
doesn't really matter, but game 7 is memeist
>>75462092
scored against real madrid
>>75462056
>mad
>at a leaf
>>75462092
in the last minute of the el classico.
>>75462126
explain to me why that is notable
>>75462245
last kick of the game to send them top of la liga, fairly goat to be desu
>>75462092
two goals against hala madrista and keeping barca in the 1st place competition
>>75462092
https://streamable.com/gat4y
and then this
https://streamable.com/14rvx
>>75462245
Imagine a goal by crosby with 2 seconds left in a 5-5 tied match against the craps
>>75462245
it's one of those random soccer events that just makes the sport more convoluted for westerners
>divegrass poofs shitting up /hoc/
no ta
already have to deal with that irl
>>75462327
one thing that makes football better than hockey in my book is that luck is 10x bigger factor in hockey than in football. You can hardly tell that ovie and crosby are generational players when watching hockey. They are usually just grey mass among other players.
>>75462424
+ blooters
>>75462378
>scottish divegrass
Craps or Laffs?
Who's taking game 6?
>>75462424
>cant barely tell ovie or crosby are generational players
You obviously dont watch much hokkii. Ovie isnt a generation player and Crosby makes plays happen every shift. Its jsut less apparent because hockey players play <25 minutes a game, where as Messi would play all 90
>>75462643
laffs i hope
t. pittsburgh
>>75462544
>implying i'm a scot
no ta
>>75462701
>best goal scorer of this generation
>not a generational talent
Fucking kill yourself canacuck
>>75462741
i just assumed you were the scottish flames fan m8 forgiveness please
>>75462775
>le meme shoot 10 shots a game guy
Even Crosby has a better lifetime shooting percentage than ovie
>>75462701
>ovie not a generational player
he's arguably has more hardware than crosby
What is he thinking?
>>75462861
Hes unarguably played more games than Crosby
>>75462796
i am the bongshark
nw m8 you are forgiven
>>75462852
>even the best player in the world is better
Wow that really activated my almonds thanks bud
>>75462701
Ovie is inarguably the best goalscorer in NHL history, dumb leaf
I'm donating plasma this girl's face and hand action don't match
>>75462942
Steven Stamkos
Brad Marchand
Johnathan Toews
Milan Lucic
Tomas Vanek
Mike Ribero
Tyler Bozak
Just some active players with better shooting percentage than Ovie
>>75463122
>>75462852
>high shooting percentage is good
Neat meme
>>75463078
Weird way of spelling Steven Stamkos
>>75463275
>take 10 shots a game
Even I could probably score 50 goals in 82 games if I did that
Ovie is a Backstrom babby. He barely broke 30 in the first year he didnt have Backstrom all season
>>75463345
>getting more shots through than other players is bad
?
>>75463345
>implying you could take even 2 shots per game
>>75463377
>le shoot from everywhere and give up zone possession isnt bad
Are you also a fan of Golden State?
>>75463450
>give up zone possession
>somehow get the puck back and take 9 more shots that game by yourself
If you can't recover the puck then you're going to lose, no matter how good you are at holding onto it
>>75462775
>generational player
>not even the best on his team
What did he mean by this?
Since 2005-06 Ovechkin has taken 4541 regular season shots. The next closest player is Eric Staal at 3120 shots. The gap between Ovechkin and Staal is the same as the gap between Staal and 75th (Clod Geeroo)
>>75462861
>he's arguably has more hardware than crosby
What the hell are you trying to say here? He either does or doesn't have more hardware; there is nothing to argue about.
But either way, Ovi is missing the most important hardware. He's yet to prove he can be the difference in a winning a cup and not winning one, though maybe he's proving the latter.
>>75459097
don't be bitter, swedefriend
>>75463672
Because his meme shoot from everywhere doesnt work in the playoffs when people actually care
Was out last night bloods how was the >shorkening in /hoc/
>>75463744
Fairly tame. They don't have enough fans or success for people to care that they got BTFO
>>75463610
>taking lots of shot is good
I get that more shots = more chances at scoring, but it also can just as easily warm up the goalie and/or give him more confidence. Not to mention the change of possesion that usually happens after a shot is taken.
Ovi has always cracked under pressure. As soon as his team is down, he starts to play selfish, taking shots from bad locations when he should be passing or moving to a better spot on the ice.
>>75463795
>>75463744
i like to think that >us sharklads are too likeable to shitpost about :-)
>>75463827
you could argue that this stems from the pressurte he puts on himself to carry his team. whether that's helpful is another story
>>75463744
I made a few of these, but they don't seem to get much (You) love.
>>75463827
The issue is that you don't win with wingers. As talented as Ovechkin is, he can't influence a game like Crosby, Malkin, Toews, Kopitar and Bergeron. When you're behind he can try to get a goal but when you're ahead late in the game all he can do is float by a defenceman in the defensive zone and chip the puck out if it comes his way
>>75463931
thats a good image you made there Wong
Damn if only the snes didn't have Phaneuf, they'd be a likeable team.
>>75463931
Have a (You) for that pic
>>75463947
>you dont win with Wingers
>kane is the best player on Chicago
Ovie doesnt win because his game is easy to defend against. Any competant goalie can stop 99/100 shots from the side boards. Ovie doesnt pass often so just give him those low percentage shots.
>>75463929
>carry his team
That team is strong enough now for him to lose that attitude though. He seems to have gotten better in close games, ties and 1 goal differences, but as soon as his team falls behind by 2 or more, he turns into the old selfish shoot from everywhere Ovi.
Hall was similar in that respect. He always became selfish in pressure situations and made the team worse because of it. Their ego's get in the way of them making smart plays.
>>75459150
Pizza 73 is like pizza Hut for Jewish Mexicans
>>75464072
this is exactly how coaches lose games against the capitals
"ok dubnyk, just remember ovie always shoots from that one spot, and we're going to let him"
>>75463974
they were equally unlikable when they had spezza
>>75464146
Agreed. Glad they got rid of him.
>>75464084
Is it ego or is it a lifetime of learning that they have to be "the guy"? Every team they played on prior making the NHL they were far and away the best player.
>>75464072
>kane
>best forward on chicago
Notice how Kane's regular season stats have only gone up as Chicago's playoff success has faded? He's allowed to play heropuck in the regular season and that doesn't work in the playoffs
>>75463966
>thinks canadian chingchongs watch hockey
you need a soul to like this game
So this is the power of higher seeds
>>75464072
Basically this.
Players that can't change their game are easy defend against. The best are able to attack the zone in a variety of ways, making it hard to defend against them. Are they going to drive the net? Curl back and pass? Pass on the rush? Shoot of the rush? etc.
Crosby, Kane, McDavid, and Karlsson are probably the hardest to defend against because of this. They are capable of attacking the zone in so many different ways, that defenders have to play them on the fly. Ovi can be played almost the same way every time: leave outside space and a perimeter shooting lane, and he'll shoot from far out.
>>75464182
>doesnt work in the playoffs
Im not Kanes biggest fan but without him they dont have any of those 3 cups.
>>75464182
>Is it ego or is it a lifetime of learning that they have to be "the guy"? Every team they played on prior making the NHL they were far and away the best player.
The ego is built from that lifetime of learning, so both I guess? Most NHL players were top players on their respective junior clubs, and had to change their game in the NHL. I get that the best go to offensive players need to play with a certain kind of ego/style, but the best ones learn how to take advantage of everything on the ice, not just their strengths.
>>75464316
He didn't start being selfish until 2015-16. Watch Chicago during the regular season lately. Whenever there's an empty net Kane is out there trying to get freebie points
>>75464231
Chicago is the only true upset, though most will tell you they aren't surprised except for the way in which it happened (shutout, sweep). Montreal was top in a shit division, and the >rags were basically their equal if not better. The Wild have been soft for awhile now and only had a streaky first half, while the Blues were off their game almost all season except the last bit. If Laffs end up beating the Caps, then ya, another upset.
>>75464390
Thats beside the point though. Kane was one of, if not the biggest reason they have 3 cups. Him being selfish is beside the point that you can win cups with wingers if they are actually generational talent
Reminder that Matthews is a weak baby
>>75464481
But the thing is, Toews was actually good back then. It wasn't until Toews declined that Chicago started losing
Why are Sunday afternoon games so goddamn comfy
>>75464481
They also had better depth in their roster for those cups.
Hossa is no longer an impact player, so Toews + Hossa + whoever line stopped being an impact. The Toews line and Kane line dynamic pretty much disapeared, and it became only the Kane line. The young players this year added little to no depth in scoring, and the Kane line got leaned on even more.
The Hawks are in trouble if they can't find some better depth to fill out their roster. Those young add ons this year don't seem like they are going to be able to step up their game.
>>75464540
Just let Matthews have the Calder I say, consider it consolation for having to spend his early years in Toronto lol
>>75464571
Hossa declined, then Toews followed. Toews was a Hossa baby apparently.
>>75464631
>>75464540
Matthews will still win the Calder. USA and Toronto are a bigger market than Finland. Jewmann doesn't want to waste hardware on Finns when he has a sure thing in Matthews.
>>75464662
The Hawks are in trouble because their best Dman under 30 is TVR.
Toews was never a point getter. Hes a Cell Key center
Kane still produces, atleast until this playoffs.
>>75464723
t. NEET who isn't used to waking up before 6 PM
>>75464709
Hossa was pretty good though. I think losing Saad aggravated the effects of Hossa's decline. Toews isn't like Crosby where he can take 2 literally whos and make them elite
>>75464832
Nah, just west coast
>dude hockey at noon lmao
time for some OT Finnish goaltending bros
>>75465330
thats a bit much
just hold up a picture of yourself with a >finnish goaltending sign
So what's Pacioretty's next destination?
>>75465330
meh you guys are used to eating finnish food its not that impressive
>>75465422
go big or go away
>>75465137
literally nobody cares about the west coast but jews
>snes in charge of holding a lead
youre making it very hard for me to support you ottawa
>>75465424
Patchs for Kovalchuk straight up
>>75465480
Best Korea has a chance to nuke california, meme it to life
based el rato rattling andersons mind
guy is pissed already
>>75464789
>Toews was never a point getter
Wrong. He had great offensive capabiilites in his youth, but seems to have forgotten how to create chances or is too broken down now to make space like he use too. His defense has been so strong, that his offense was always less than it could have been. He just never took as many chances as Kane did.
>>75465571
Youre not supposed to post here.
See >>75458824
refpuck tee bee aitch
BOMBSTON
T
F
O
>letting a brain damaged guy score the series winner
>bombston
>bombston ruins
>ruins
>>75465330
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
>>75465330
So when is this going down?
bye bye bombston
THE CITY OF BOMBSTON
How many times were we going to get refpucked in one series?
GG sens
>tfw the Ruins coach literally looks liek the origin of this meme
>tfw literally him right now after the 257th PP this series that cost the series winning goal
>ruins
>>75465330
I've never seen such a one sided series in terms of reffing
Boston got screwed in huge moments 4 or 5 times this series
>fans throwing shit on the ice
Stay classy Boston lol
GOOD GUYS WON!!!!
Nice refpuck
This is why hockey will die out in less than 5 years
GO SENS GO. TIME TO FUCK THE >rags
>BOMBSTON
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET REKT
>>75465581
>the most point toews has acheived in his career is 76
If he wasnt one of the best defencive centers, he would likely be a 2nd or 3rd line center
>throwing shit and beers on the ice after you get btfo
how come boston is such a faggot sore loser city lads?
>ottawa knocks Boston out of ploffs last year
>knock them out of ploffs this year
>ruins
>the city of ruins
>unironically rooting for the ruins
lmao
fuck u boston
>>75465737
Irish are white niggers
>all that shit on the ice
Boston fans are classless degenerates
if Karlsson doesn't win the Norris I don't know what to think anymore.
I don't believe Boston got refpucked as much as some try to claim. But even if they were, they deserve it for all the shit the rat does tbf
Good series win for the refs tbqh
what an absolutely abhorrent call
fuck ottawa
>>75465737
utterly spoiled from cheatriots success
nuke the city from orbit
>>75465773
ah, that explains it.
With finns you ____?
Based Karlsson
Glad that rat Marchand is out of the playoffs.
>>75465773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfKAeqM87ck
BASED SENS
AVENGE US OTTAWABROS
>had 4 chances at game 7
>only 1 left
Leafs are going to do it, boys
>>75465775
not philly, please disregard
>>75465791
>>75465720
>>75465782
SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
Not a single part of Rask was in the blue paint
>finnish goaltending
>>75465736
>karlsson's career high is 82
Toes is overrated
Worst Fan Bases:
1. Chicago
2. La Kings
3. Bombstom
4. >rags
5. Philly
agree or disagree?
>the city of Boston hasnt won a championship in 77 days
>Knocked out if Ploffs
WHEN WILL THIS DROUGHT END!?
>MUH REFPUCK ABLOO BLOO BLOO
Stay mad bawwwston
>>75465747
>last year
Yeah nah we were on playoffs strike
>The slums of Bombston
That was hell of a effort Bruins and Rask gave. They had like half of the team injured right?
>>75465837
Top 3 are interchangable
>>75465841
>New England Patriots
I don't see "Boston" anywhere in that team name though?
>>75465837
Good list. Edmonton could work it's way in there too
>>75465837
cant argue with that really
>Pooins
HA Boston lost to basically lost to one guy and fatigue.
>>75465837
1. Chiraq
2. Bombston
3. Philthy
4. Kangz
5. Laffs
>>75465876
YOU CANT POST UNTIL TOMORROW
KYSSYOURSELF MONGIOL NIGGER
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
>>75465876
>half the team injured
>as an excuse
>clark macarthur has more goals than any blackhawk
>>75465837
1. habs
2. capitals
3. predators
4. tampa bay whatevers
5. sens
>>75465899
huh?
>>75465891
> Edmonton
>work
Pick 1
>>75465876
Ya. We weren't a good team to begin with.
Still hurts.
>all those bombston fans crying refpuck
Get fucked
THOSE FUCKING TEARS
>>75465897
Canadians might be cancer but at least they know how hockey works.
>>75465918
laffs detected
This is going to be me with the leafs.
>>75465747
It's like poetry it rhymes
>>75465837
you must be a Coyotes fan
Will /hoc/ literally blow up if Snes beat the >Rags?
>>75465891
>mad
>at oil
>A team so irrelevant that people focus more on the team they eliminated
>>75465962
i literally can't lose if that happens
either karlsson wins or lundqvist wins
>>75465947
aside from 1 and 5 tell me how i'm wrong
could maybe put penguins fans in for predators
Shitposting aside, youre objectively wrong if you dont think the referees handed the win to them.
>>75465962
Snes barely beat a wretched bruins team
They'll be swept
>>75465949
LMAO
had the same idea, screencaped it too
>>75465983
Karlsson is honorary finn
K A R L S S O N
>not a single piece of garbage hit a sen!
Was David Price in the stands?
>>75465949
Shouldn't be. The team wasn't even supposed to be in the playoffs. Just enjoy the ride.
Boy it sure is nice to have a captain that can contribute
>>75465837
>no Pittsburgh
>>75465949
>>75466006
Damn, beat me to it.
hello I am an actual bruins fan who grew up in mass please bully me lets just get this over with
DRILL ME TO THE FLOOR
THIS HURTS EVEN MORE
THAN I EXPECTED IT TO DO
>>75465931
>Half of their penalties were self inflicted.
>>75465974
>implying /hoc/ doesn't shitpost the team that got eliminated to death all the time
Lurk moar.
>>75465837
I'm gonna preemptively include the Oilers.. because yikes.. CMcD cannot become a thing.
>Leafs will force the only game 7
>>75466036
/ouryear/
>>75465922
Some kind of autism
>>75465837
close, but no
1. >rags
2. reddithawks
3. laffs
4. kongs
5. pongs
>>75465949
>Having faith in the >Ruins
>leafs game next
Jesus fuck im nervous boys
>>75465330
I SEE THIS
Reminder
>ruins
>>75465983
Why arent you a Penguins fan!?
We have the highest concentration of relevent Swedes in the East
>>75466074
switch pongs and kongs.
>>75466003
>underestimating a literally who meme team
LMAOing at your life
>>75465837
1.>rags
2.Filfthadelphia
3.Shitcago
4.Kongs
5.>lafffs
>>75466092
>>75458824
literally who
>>75466036
it sure is
The good guys won!
>>75465330
>>75465330
>>75465330
wew, spineless finns can't keep their word
what a surprise!
>>75466064
>Bettman will force game 7
Cant have 0 7 game series in the first round
>>75466092
What do the three flags mean?
>>75465993
there are worse teams with bandwagon fans. All sunbelt teams are cancer but there are worse teams desu. I mean, Boston fans are throwing shit on the ice and flipping players off like children on national television. I'll take fans who bandwagon over fans who throw shit.
Why the fuck do all the good guys keep losing
I really really hope Caps don't fuck up this game again
>>75465876
The Bruins fought pretty hard. They lost Carlo and Krug before the playoffs, Krejci played like two games, and McQuaid and Miller got hurt too. The Bruins aren't very good to begin with so it makes sense they'd lose.
Logically the Sens should win so I'm not too upset that they lost. But they fought pretty hard and I'm pleased with the direction the team is going. It looks like McAvoy and Carlo will be the future on D.
>>75465837
1. Boston
2. Wild
3. Flames
4. Leafs
5. Canucks
You know this is true
>>75466154
It's a flags extension
How ironic
>>75466123
I like this one
I was out having a mighty make out session with an older woman.
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP GREECE
>>75466154
that it's an underage fag from /int/ that should be ignored
>>75466127
The bucket of shit is a meme, doofus.
>>75466154
1. Canada
2. Frog
3. Montreal frog
>>75466171
>caps
>good guys
when will this meme end
>>75466171
>caps
>good guys
uh...
no.
>>75466178
>wild
they know hockey
>flames
cancer, but know hockey
>laffs
cancer, but a top ten not top 5
>canucks
see leafs
>Boston's twitter right now
>>75465837
toronto fans are insufferable. its known that players don't like being in toronto because the media and fans tear them a new asshole, not to mention the number of times they've thrown the jersey onto the ice in the middle of a game
1. laffs
2. hawks
3. bruins
4. flyers
5. kongs
>>75466002
they definitely missed a blatant stick-grabbing call on Ottwa near the end, I forget who though
>>75466212
No shit but why does the poster have three flags?
>Boston making the playoffs will basically ensure Don Sweeney keeps his job
>he may even get an extention
Boston on suicide watch.
>>75465837
None of these matter
Worst fan bases on /hoc/ of specifically 2017 so far edition:
5. Ducks
4. Isles
3. Wild
2. >laffs
1. >oilels
>>75465837
>no laffs
>no wannabe frogs
>2007 stanley cup finals rematch
>sens get revenge and win
I can deal with that
>>75466242
Sounds like you need more confetti
>>75466217
>>75466224
>implying
They are the only acceptable team on the East
>>75466238
underage fag from /int/ ignore it. it's facebook fags that want to dox themselves
>>75466242
>isles
what fans anon?
just because they aren't coming to your meme city doesn't mean you have to be biased
Official /hoc/ good guy eastern conference powerranking
1. Snes
POWER GAP
2. Craps
POWER GAP
9000000000001. Rags
POWER GAP
9000000000000000000000001. >laffs
9000000000000000000000002. >pongs
>bombston
>ruins
>finnish goaltending
Good Guys:
Sens
Caps
Preds
Blues
Bad guys:
Pens
Leafs
Rags
Oil
Ducks
Rags will make final
>>75466284
please observe the rules of the signed agreement >>75458824
>>75466279
top kek
is today >laffs elimination day?
>>75466284
>says finland
is clark mcarthur literally our guy?
>>75466318
PK is our guy
>>75466303
wait when did they play the gold game?
>>75466318
no
I didn't think Clarke Macarthur would ever play hockey again.
Huge goal for him tonight, so happy for him.
good guys: me and The Devils
bad guys: rest of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYpaMeJm3ic
>a forgotten trip fag can still get (you)'s
feels good
The bruins are the real good guys, youre all just too bluepilled to realize it.
>>75466332
earlier today
>>75466006
>male fan cares
>female fan doesn't actually care and just wants to go home
>>75466306
penguins are good guys senpaitachi
>>75466334
What did he mean by this?
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2017/04/19/2017-selke-finalists-patrice-bergeron-ryan-kesler-mikko-koivu/
>>75466178
What do you have against mild fans?
>>75466345
haha, just be happy you lasted as long as montreal.
>>75466353
Will the Laffs be sent home today?
>>75466347
who in their right mind schedules a hockey game when there's el clasico on?
Did anyone even watch it?
>>75466299
NO CUP CLUB
WE GOT THIS
>>75466344
fuck off finnaboo
>>75466356
No they've won a cup
>>75466384
Finns went back on the deal almost immeditely. Noone was surprised
>>75466385
Like I said last night, we gotta kick someone out to make room for Vegas.
>>75466366
would have easily been nominated if he wasn't so injury prone
>>75466106
in what kind of reality do Hornqvist and Hagelin outwigh Lundqvist or Karlsson?
>>75466275
The last 2 months of the season boiled down to the Atlantic race + Isles, so it's not like there were any fanbases actively kicking around and stirring shit until the playoffs.
The only fanbase still kicking around that's as bad as the ones people will always hate on here is probably the Canucks because of their carousal of tripfagging.
>>75466384
I did not even know el classico was on
>>75466356
>penguins are good guys
>>75466385
Jackets fan reporting I'm pulling for ottawa
>>75466408
i dunno, ovi's 2 way game needs work desu
>>75466384
What the fuck's an el clasico
>>75466412
In rings.
>>75466356
Um no sweetie
>>75466414
>>75466426
>northern finlanders
There are more blacks in hockey than Finns
>>75466455
hmmm rly makes me think
Last villain team left in the playoffs is rags(laffs are eliminated tonight)
I legit think pongs are the most likeable really good team of all time
OUR YEAR
>>75466384
Managed to watch ruins and snes and el Classico at the same time. Messi goal was beautiful
Cmon Finland you're better than this
Really glad that Melnyk finally spent some money, the ref investment has paid off handsomely so far
>>75466426
>>75466414
>mongols
>>75466455
Yeah there are many americans playing hockey. Is this supposed to be surprise?
>>75466464
Half of the Finns are black like RINNE and raask
>>75466471
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75466426
probably Tampara with Jokerit
ok, so it's confirmed the rags are takin the cup right?
>>75466445
>>75466478
you spics are why we're bulding the wall
>>75466476
did he pay the refs or the bruins?
>keep shooting the puck into the crowd.
>>75466426
I assume that was sarcasm
Toronto WILL lose
>"""his""" team isn't still in the playoffs
Dion and Clarke getting their revenge from when it was 4-1
I don't mean to aim this specifically towards Boston. I'm sure it's happened plenty of times in other arenas too, and will happen again. I just happened to notice it now.
People who leave the arena before thanking the team for the season when they're knocked out aren't real fans tbf. I really dislike shit like that, it probably annoys me more than it should.
Perhaps they need them to keep the attendance up. If not, I hope they never return.
>Sens will never repeat!
>Sens will never win the cup!
>Sens will never make it to the Stanley Cup finals!
>Sens will never make it to conference finals! ---> YOU ARE HERE
>Sens will never make it to the second round!
>Sens will never make it to the playoffs!
>>75466510
>his team is still in the playoffs and not in the links
Will Eric Staal ever play in the NHL again? It looks like he could have died and he could barely walk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsCIUGyvzIQ
>>75466504
Honestly no idea
>/hoc/ actually thinks there's competition for the Oilers
AND YOUR 2017 STANLEY CUP WINNERS!!!
THE EDMONTON OILERS!!! YOUR 2017 CONN SMYTH WINNER:
[spoiler]CAM TALBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
>>75466469
They don't resort to gooning like they used to and all their skill is finally back after that last fuckjob from their old coach. Plus they got Phil a cup. There's really nothing unlikeable about their team unless Tom Sesito gets called up. That's when they can fuck off.
>>75466519
>>75466242
Cuckgary fan detected
>>75466498
Frustrated that you can't be great in a sport that other countries are playing as well?
Just stick to apehoop or egghand so you can pretend to be good.
>>75466519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuUqHQgPaMA
>>75466519
You've never had to deal with Boston traffic, Sven
>>75466426
grassdive
>>75466535
Back to >>>/mlp/ fuk ponek
>>75466533
>no stretcher
what the fuck
>>75466525
good post
>>75466519
>all that garbage on the ice
>>75466533
scary fall reminds me of travis roy
st louis is that team I can root for from afar, their team has a few players I like such as tarasenko, parayko, and pietranny.
issue is I would never in my entire life ever make a trip to st. louis to see a game. Even the St. Louis broadcasts are depressing as fuck, they're too gray and boring. No emotion or anything.
>>75466565
Good clip, good bear.
>>75466567
Shit excuse. It's one time per year, one time.
Post YFW ovi hoists the cup
>>75466519
I rather get out of the parking zone fast than fucking wait 30 minutes for people to use ONE exit for the entire arena
>>75466585
>tfw big shane fan
>everytime i come on here some autist posts a new shane reaction image for me to save
>>75466621
>>75466525
Leafs fan
I LIKE THIS POST
>>75466621
post yfw when a finn will win the cup this year
>>75466565
kek
>>75466585
Good thing the fans were too shit to be able to hit anyone with it
>>75466624
I don't care much if you do that all season long. But there is only one last game per year. I don't think that's too much to ask for
Who is your favourite Canadian rookie?
>>75466637
how's high school
>>75466605
>doesn't like panger
>>75466673
jake bean
MARLANDTTHEWS NEEDS YOUR STRENGTH
>tfw sens destroy the fucking ratings with their non-existent fanbase
>>75466635
>>75466635
>>75466666
leafs caps toronto washington
>>75466621
>>75466661
that's tame, people shat and pissed into beer cups and threw them into opposing stands during a soccer match in cologne a few years ago. fucking savages
>>75466676
pretty good mate. just fucking all the bitches you missed out on
>doing well in bracket except that you predicted the Hawks in the final
Fuck, man
>>75466696
why does he wear the gloves
>>75466676
>>75466673
William Nylander
>>75466673
>plays for his hometown team
>major contributor to a massively improved Dcorps
>plays physical game with some puck moving talent
>ended the Avalanche's season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMaLyvJtftU
>>75466718
hygiene
>>75466706
Lel, sounds like a bunch of proper lads!
>>75466753
what's wrong with their faces?
be very very afraid, for you have only seen a partial karlsson so far
>>75466753
I think I like 2 and 3 the most.
>>75466718
Easy to blister your finger in goalie gloves
>tfw won a series when you didn't even expect to make the playoffs
>sens vs rangers
Who wins?
I'm going for the sens
>caps vs toronto
Going for caps
>>75466753
Rolling for nr. 9
>>75466784
Need success if you're going to get that downtown arena senpai
>>75466720
>no tripfags in conversation
u wot m8
>>75466753
9>7>5>3>1>8>6>2>4
>>75466753
1 6 9 3 7 4 2 5 8
4 is guaranteed swedish
>>75466786
the better question is "Who watches?"
>tfw bad guys keep winning
hopefully at least caps will pull through
>>75466753
In order:
3>5>7>1>9>8>4>6>2
>>75466780
Underrated post
>>75466753
last digit will be my gf
>>75466786
Pongs > Craps/Laffs
Snes < >rags
Bloos > Preds
Cucks < Oilers
Boi I better get to post >laffs tonight
>>75466802
Most of Ottawa?
>>75466818
sorry that you like man faced girls anon
Snes > Rangers
Capitals > Penguins
Blues > Predators
Oilers > Ducks
Capitals > Sens
Blues > Oilers
Capitals win
>>75466822
don't worry, Norge, the rake's coming
>>75466822
just stop using the fucking proxy
>>75466821
Sens will win
>>75466006
>my feet hurt
>Why are they shaking hands?
>I wonder what Cathy is up to
>I should call my mother
>I wish he'd stop crying
>>75466835
>t. trap lover
ROUND 2 PREDICTIONS!
Craps over Pongs
SNES over Rags
Bloose over Pedos
Cucks over Oilels
>>75466784
please avenge us sensbro, sorry about all the shitposting during those reg. season games, division titles are fucking worthless.
>>75466780
>implying he's going to get healthier by skating on that foot repeatedly
>>75466863
>he doesn't know traps are the savior of the human race
Who's more likely to win the cup?
>>75466847
Sens > Rangers
Pens > Caps
Preds > Blues
Oilers > Ducks
Sens > Pens
Oilers > Preds
Sens > Oilers
this is our year
>>75466621
>>75466385
Should add the Laffs, honestly.
>>75466753
7>3>8>9>5>2>6>4>1
rolling for amazon 4
>this is the first time dion made it out of the first round
can he stop being so angry?
>>75466883
probably a pens 2peat at this rate which i'm not looking forward to
>>75466867
>>75466847
>tfw everyone sleeps on >us >rags again
>>75466899
>in the league for 11 years
>won one playoff series
what a cuck
>>75466753
They're all basic bitches
>>75466899
>his smile and optimism : gone
Dubs and Laffs are shut out
>>75466899
>years with the leafs
>no playoff success
>one year with the sens
>win a series.
really fires the neurons
someone please wake me up tomorrow at 7.30 AM I need to get into the uni volleyball team to catch a glimpse of these asses thanks
Playoffs are boring without Chicago or LA.
>>75466753
1>8>7>9>6>3>2>5>4
>>75466908
people are sleeping on the cucks even more. The cucks have a very legitimate chance to go all the way.
They're the only goon team left that loves to play bully puck
>>75466963
>playoffs are boring without the most boring team in existence
????
>if the Caps win tonight no hockey until WEDNESDAY
fuck me
>>75466984
NJD is the most boring team in existence, for the record
>>75466799
>>75466972
>1
actual mental illness
sens<rags
craps<pongs
blose<trashville
deadmonton<cucks
>>75466975
mainly because people were high on mild/chiraq. now the west seems like a toss up. either way the WCF gonna be gud
>>75467016
are you gay?
>>75466997
>Getting to shitpost >laffs all the way to Wednesday
>>75467008
legitimately forgot they exist
>>75467037
no im confused as to how you rated the ugliest the first
>>75467037
He might be. I actually want to correct mine and switch number 6 to second hottest
t.>>75466972
Do you have fans like this in hockey?
>>75466975
>They're the only goon team left that loves to play bully puck
Edmonton is the next closest.
>>75466963
Kill yourself for being so fucking wrong
>>75466904
>not wanting the good guys to win
>>75467072
I hope Edmonton tries to play bully puck because they aren't as good at it as Anaheim
t. Ducksfag
>>75467053
Lol, we all do at some point
>tfw you genuinely believe the sens will win the cup for some reason
Idk why, but I have a very strong feeling about this
>>75467083
>pens
>good guy
i watched the early years of crosby where he was a constant diver and a massive bitch. i can't stand him now because of it regardless of how good of a player he is
>Kunitz will be back for round 2
Back to the PK we go
ALL THIS SHIT TALKING ON MY DUCKS
>>75467069
we have a fucking player like that
>>75467117
They'll probably just try to smash Anaheim with hits rather than goonery. Unlike Gaudreau, McDavid is able to handle Kesler
Preds > Blues(6 games)
Ducks > Oilers(4 game sweep, should be 3 because by the 4th game the oilers are going to wish they could just forfeit)
Penguins > Caps
Senators > rags
Ducks > Preds(6 games)
Penguins > Senators(5 games)
Penguins > Ducks(7 games)
>>75467124
No doubt you COULD beat Rags and a tired out Pens/Caps teams
I'd be more worried about the Western Conference Champion, especially if its Nashville or St Louis
>>75467168
Crosby's a cunt
gaudreau
granlund
terrysenko
lady byng finalists
>Bombston
>tfw rooting for the >laffs for the first time in my life
Not a great feel lads
>>75467234
le dive man
https://www.nhl.com/news/gaudreau-diving-fine/c-287585102
>>75467190
Give that man his glasses.
>>75467195
McMeme is going to get his boypussy pounded too
>>75467292
So am I, but unfortunately they're the second worst team left in the playoffs besides the soilers, so I don't think they have much of a chance
The Senators are going to the cup final, only to get swept
Cap this post
>tfw alyssa milano has a better bracket than you
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/brackets/713827
>>75466744
My boy
Went to school with him too. Broke my arm one time at his lake
We would have beat Ottawa or Washington
>>75467393
This bitch is retarded and her shits all fucked up, how much of a retard are you?
>>75467423
just like how you would make the playoffs
but then didn't
>>75467372
>kesler
>good at defending
https://www.nhl.com/video/mcdavid-opens-the-scoring/t-283443410/c-51036103
>>75467260
Nice Reddit webbum
>>75467482
yes that's the point I'm trying to make you dumb fucking leaf
>>75467426
no bully
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/brackets/324906
>the two biggest regular season meme teams (CBJ, Mild) getting raped in first round
Pure pottery
>>75467516
yes, points
those things you need to make the playoffs, which the bolts failed to do
>>75467540
All 4 of the teams with the longest meme streaks (CBJ, MIN, CAL, CHI) were all eliminated first.
>the obligatory orr commercial
i wonder if even the man himself is tired of seeing it
>>75467575
>flyers didn't even make it to get elminated with their meme streak
>>75467540
>BJs win 16 in a row during the regular season
>swept in 5
>mild win 12 in a row
>swept in 5
>flim flams win 10 in a row
>swept in 4
>philly win 10 in a row
>swept in 0
>picture of Kreider and karlsson in game one of the conference semi finals of the 2017 NHL playoffs
t. Futureguy
>>75467534
I got fucked cause I tried to create the least Bettman friendly matchups and the leastern conference got me good. If the laffs manage to pull off the upset I'll still be in decent shape though
>>75467623
They fucking stink and Giroux's a bust
t. flyers fan
RANGERS WIN THE STANLEYC UP
>>75467195
McDavid isn't going to out goon Kesler. Kesler is the biggest goon left. And he isn't one of those mean goons. He's a troll goon. He has the most subtle ways of getting a guy taking penalties and flustered
>>75466239
why? Sweeney can draft at least.
>Knats
>>75467727
>>75467705
this sounds awfully close to blasphemy
>>75467703
>giroux
more like voracek. that 80 point season turned out to be a fluke
Are people objectively deciding that the Oilers are going to win the cup or are they emotionally deciding?
>>75467781
Senyshyn is actually good and he drafted McAvoy and Lauzon
anyone have that boston wheel of blame meme?
>>75467781
>no picks for the kongs in the 1st round
>for a rental that left them after they shit themselves in the opening round of the playoffs
LELMAO!!!
>>75467850
>lucic and sekera both left for edmonton
>>75467919
>rags thread
hurghhhhh
>>75467781
DeBust is shit but Senyshyn is good, and his other picks have been ok
the problem with sweeney is his moves at the nhl level fucking blow
>Beleskey
>Backes' contract
>still the best bracket on /hoc/ that has Edmonton winning the cup
You guys are going to hate it, but it's happening.
>>75467799
Those two realities aren't mutually exclusive.
Our fanbase gets so excited about our farm system but most refuse to acknowledge that the current core (especially forwards) is underperforming shit and there isn't much hope in the form of prospects who can put the damn puck in the net.
You still can't criticize Giroux in a group of flyers fans without be dismissed as ignorant or alarmist. The majority of fans still think Mason is a legitimate #1 goaltender. They're simply delusional.
>>75467983
>Caps
>Overcoming the Pens
Ill see it when i believe it