bruins sens

now THIS is singing tbqh

B A S E D R E N E

my ears

>sit down with snacks
>finish them before the 20 minute anthems are done


Every fucking time

That guy is a dork

Now thats some quality singing

kek'd. Way to kill the hype.

>it's a perfect time for europe important playoff game
based

haha dude lmao just throw it over the boards in your own zone, have 6 players on the ice and shit rofl epic prank

we deserve to lose

Reminder that Rene Rancourt is 77 years old and still the best anthem singer in the league

>>75456967
That guy they use for Boston is an absolute ham. How do you Bostonfags put up with him?

>>75457201

Good hypeman but he's not a good singer.

>>75457251
he's full meme, it is what it is

Karlssons dick is MINIMUM 7 Inches
idk about thickness but u know hes got the length

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>>75457348
u gay, fäm?

>>75457313
Who else in the league is as good at doing the job of anthem singer?

inb4 that walrus from vancouver

>>75457407
so are you just bandwagoning ottowa cuz of him? not trying to be a dick, id probably do the same shit if i lived in sweden

>>75457411
He lost a lot of weight.

>>75457540
si

>>75457547
and lost his voice power doing so, rendering him useless both as a singer and as a funny fat hype man

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>tfw traded hossa for heatley
>tfw chara felt like ottawa backstabbed hossa
>tfw refuses to re-sign
>tfw ottawa pays the cokehead instead
>tfw redden becomes a cokehead
>tfw heatley tells ottawa to fuck off
>tfw chara and hossa continue to have hall of fame careers on new teams

>>75457609
Hence why he's not doing Canucks games anymore. I think he's doing WHL stuff now.

>>75457636
Washington traded Forsberg for Martin Erat

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>>75457411
Lyndon Slewidge

Oh wait Melnyk fired him because he had the audacity to ask for another contract

>>75457636
Montreal traded McDonaugh for Scott Gomez

>>75457843
>singing O Canada bilingually outside of Montreal

lol fuck that cuck

Tuuuuuuuuuuuukka
Tuuuuuuuuuuuukka

>MacArthur attempting a wraparound

Just because your goalie is shit against those doesn't mean the others are.

>>75457943
rags bruins will be unreal for hoc shitslinging

Anderson will cave, put that heat on 'em.

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>>75458045
>finnish goaltending vs. King with no Ring

At least if the Sens shit the bed, that'll be a okayish consolation price I guess.

>roaming with Telus
Shiggy diggy Kuraly

>>75458103
Spam wraparounds

They'll get a goal sooner or later that way

damn this thread deader than these teams playoff chances

>shoot over glass
>again

lel

>>75458230
Better than the spamfest that are toronto threads

>>75458230
>thread with sens playing
>dead
you act like this never happens

I am going to kill myself now

Don't worry, Boston knows they can get away with this.

>over glass again

Consdering Snes' previous PP I don't have much hope for some action.

>people thinking whenever Boston is behind they will lose
>After Superbowl 51
Don't underestimate us, Snes

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PING

>all these empty seats in a do or die game for the bruins

is that normal?

OVER

THE

GLASS

LMAO BOMBSTON

great, another more overtime periods than goals episode

Yeah Bruce, I feel what you feel

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>another one

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At this point I'm going to think they do this on purpose.

FUCKING LOL

Uuuuuuuuuuuh Bruins????????????

You're not supposed to shoot the pucks at the crowd

>>75458427

ahahahahaa 3RD how can one team be THIS KEKED ?

LMAOING my ass off at the city of BOMBSTON

KEK 3rd delay of games for the bruins im losing it

inb4 sens dont score

If only we had a good PP, it could be 3-0 already.

Fucking refpuck

just trying to pad their pim stats

normal for boston

>>75458528
Well duh

I wish I still had that Beavis snes pp picture

Time for a shorthand goal.

>>75458417
Boston is expensive af. It's a college/tech hub and has old hockey roots. It's a combination that leads to even expensive regular season tickets.

>As many shots on goal as pucks over the glass

>>75458417
it's the lower bowl/most expensive seats so rich people will buy tickets just to go and post facebook pictures. rest assured the nosebleeds are packed with wasted irish and italian scumbags

t. boston scumbag

>ryan

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>tfw this series would already be over if the Sens PP was at least almost decent

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>ottawa pp

Wasn't Boucher supposed to be a powerplay specialist?

>>75458558
>get 3 automatic penalties in a row
>whine about refpuck
>the city of Bombston

rags are going to sweep both of these teams in 5
absolute anti-hockey shitfest

*delays game*

They keep taking penalties so that they can just ice the puck. It makes sense.

Jesus both of these teams do not deserve to be in the playoffs. The Atlantic is a fucking disgrace.

>>75458665
>team parks the bus for all it's worth
>Also has a good pp

It doesn't work that way.

>>75458678
they saw the >rags spared some automatic high sticks and thought they could get the same treatment.

Is Anderson always bad?

jesus christ how do you not at least score once on 3 delay of game PP?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Jesus fucking christ how the fuck did Ottawa meme their way to the playoffs

What a mediocre piece of shit team

>SENATURDS
>SENATURDS

>>75458256
>snes fan jealous of toronto as always
hahaha

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>SNES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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They should just relegate both these teams to the AHL

oh fucking god yissss

Drew Stafford has been solid for boston

rip snes

Now THAT'S a PP

>tfw if the broons win this they have all the momentum going into game 7 and will win it easily

>refpuck
So Bettman wants the ruins Cinderella story. Fuck you Bettman.

>BASED ANDERSHIT

>>75458715
Half the bruins are injured senpai. You're watching Bergeron, Rask, Marchand, Chara w the Providence Bruins

lol anyone else watching on NBC?

they literally were showed everything but the goal

god the snes are so fucking shit

its really going to be just edmonton getting past the second round

Hey remember that goalie that carried Ottawa to a playoff spot?

Why is he sitting on the bench while Andershit shits it up

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>>75458665
Oh look. Sens get scored on the PK after getting gifter three consecutive PPs by the moronic Bruins not understand they aren't allowed to shoot the puck over the glass

>>75458771
Literally half the bruins roster is ded

They're not great but they are better than this

WEW

>>75458846
Its painful.

THE SIREN

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When is some autist going to stab Pierre? Getting pretty sick of him and its only the first round.

>>75458846
Do the snes know how to cycle during a pp? I havent seen one this game.

Stone should not be allowed to win a single cell key

Garbage this series

TUUKKA
U
U
K
K
A

THANK YOU BASED FINNISH GOALTENDING

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

How hard is Don Cherry's dick right now

I THOUGHT FINNISH GOALTENDING WAS SHIT. WHY DID /hoc/ LIE TO ME?!

RASK
A
S
K

Deneid by superior FINNISH GOALTENDING

TUUKKA TUUKKA TUUKKA

>>75458960
snes being shit overrides finnish goaltending being shit

Canada's GOAT rapper is from Ottawa

Night Lovell

ITS A MEE A PASTA NAK OH A NO I GAVE A THE PUCK TO THE OPPOSING TEAM A

0:17

Sean Kuraly: 2 Minutes for Delaying the game
12:30

Joe Morrow: 2 Minutes for Delaying the game
15:11

Colin Miller: 2 Minutes for Delaying the game

What did Boston mean by this?

What the fuck Sens. Skate more. they're giving this away.

>>75459003
pasta isn't Italian you stupid idiot

>>75458995
>Canada's GOAT rapper
>Night Lovell

>he doesn't know about CHUGGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130

i think this video is almost a decade old at this point

>>75458916
Never mind him, when is Bob Cole going to croak? Fucking senile retard hates Ottawa. I hate listening to his commentary.

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Is Tuukka in kahootz with the Bogdanoff Twins?

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>>75458960

how did ottawa even get here?

i mean youre losing to bombston

>>75458825
Yea wtf was that, cut out right before the goal

>>75459047
kek the nostalgia

>>75459038
>stupid idiot
coming in hot with the 3rd grade insults

Pasternak needs to not make dog shit with a stick now that Krejci is down.

That was just awful.

>>75458951
>stealing Luongo's thing
Get your own thing, fags.

>tfw not listening to the Bruins commentators.
Feels good. NBC casters are retarded but they're easier to listen to than those fucks

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Is Tuukka Rask the lost, 3rd Bogdanoff Twin?

>>75459094
Bruins should have already closed this shit out, injuries and all.

But they're the Bruins and never make anything easy on themselves.

>>75459094
On the back of Mike Condon

And he's gonna sign with Dallas/Winnipeg next year

>>75459141
Edwards is the worst.

I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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>ottawa didn't get a single shot on the three power plays

BRAVO BOUCHER

>>75459197
Like a high pitch female creaming her pants.

It insufferable.

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why is this connery-era bond villain masquerading as an NHL coach? what's his endgame? doesn't he have an underground lair he needs to be plotting devious schemes from?

@75459067
@75459159
Fuck off back to /tv/. Your memes are fucking retarded and forcing them doesn't change that.

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Wait why do we call Senators "snes"...? Is it because people misspell it?

>>75459197
Please, he's a homer but at least he shows enthusiasm when the opponent scores or makes a good play. Brick is good and keeps him in check

You want critical commentary go listen to the radio kikes

>>75459276
You have to be 18 to post here.

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>Boston. Delay of game

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>>75459276

>>75459197
tf you talking about?

Jack is the GOAT

So what's everyones predictions/hopes for round 2 in the west?

>>75459257
>@

>>75459352
>preds
>ducks

>>75459350
The GOAT of being a biased fuck, yes.

>>75459311
I'm 21, nice try fayg

>>75459352
Nashville continues to sweep the west

Pittsburgh makes the league boring and wins in the finals again

>>75459352
I want oilers/preds but its probably blues/preds.

is this crosby's sister?

>>75459350
I don't like the broadcast. I usually turn the volume down & blast the NPR.

Is that OK with you?

>>75459257
Not giving me precious (You)s doesnt change the fact the entire Boston Bruins lockerroom are fixing the playoffs in coordination with the Bogdanoff Twins by using Tuukka Rask, the 3rd lost Bogdanoff twin, and having him communicate a deal with them. In turn, this will make the entire National Hockey League bow to the Bogdanoffs and make Hockey the official sport under the new world order. It's the simple, peebrain.

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>>75459407
>yfw Nashville channels the spirit of General Sherman and burns the WC to the ground.

>>75459385
>cucks
How about no. It's McDavid's year.

>>75459391
>local commentator favors local team

WHAT

THE

FUCK

>>75459422
>blues/preds.

It's already blues/preds

>>75459500
If there are three of them they are called triplets shitwit.

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>>75459350
JACK is BASED

>>75459525
That would be all fine and dandy if edwards didn't side with the bruins when they are blatantly in the wrong. You can favor the home team and still be objective when the home team acts like a bunch of goons

>Chara hoisting the Cup

Such a beautiful image. GOAT championship run

>>75459352

Hoping for Oilers - Blues

>>75459613
That's true, but I don't think Tuukka is an acknowledged twin. For one, he doesn't share the same last name as the Bog Twins (Sacken-Bogdanoff). It could be plausible he is a half-brother or maybe a cousin.

Key stat of that first period... BRUINS RATTLIN' DEM BRAINS.

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>>75457636
Islanders traded chara for yanshin

Islanders could have gotten tarresenko, holtby, guentzel, Dany heatly, or Erik karlsson, but drafting isn't the skill this team has: instead we draft such fine players as rick dipietro and Nino niederider then trade him for vanek, who also gets traded for nothing

>>75459532
Mixing the top seeds. Ducks/preds in the WCF then.

>>75459257
Just report and hope the hot pockets are on your side.

>>75459525
>>75459391
>>75459350
>>75459197
>>75459141


for the record canadian cable in ottawa is airing both canadian and american commentary because boston, like all original 6 teams, has fans in the province who don't want to hear the sens broadcast either

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>>75459729
Oh excuse me, I mean Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff. my mistake.

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>>75459733
Isles are a joke

meanwhile stars drafted jaime been in the 5th round kek

>>75459733
Don't forget the #2 overall pick that turned into Jason Spezze was traded away as well

>>75459094
They got here because they're the snes

>>75459677
that's why we have Brick

>>75459818

Isles still did better than you this season. They were actually in the mix while you were dwelling near the basement.

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>>75459818
How is Dallas going to fix their goalie problem?

When is Marchand going to go full rat mode and do stupid shit?

>>75459915
Mike Condon

>>75459868

brick chirping ott after a full goonout is hilarious, its the stars/bruins shitshow

he thugpucks it up then gets tossed before the bruins can retaliate with hits and he calls
him "safety steve" or some shit

>>75459435
Yes b/c I respect all fans of the bruins. However I still disagree with you

lol both of these teams are poop

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>>75459818
How's your team doin? Finnish goaltending, no defense, your coach is fired, the stadium is fucking empty. The only thing saving your ass is the Jumbotron

>>75459833
Looking at all the miscues this team team did in the draft, it's sad

>>75459915
i have no idea Nill will think of something but i seriously won't believe it till i see it
don't understand why they traded Campbell
>>75459891
injuries are the only reason m8, we had shit goaltending last year as well so it can't be blamed on just that

>ottawa pp

Incoming no shots again

Chara with the stick defense. That was nice.

>>75459924
game 1 2017-2018 season, cassidy is making sure he gets enough cheese between periods

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>>75459977

>Respecting a city full of hyper-sensitives

Remember when they screamed "TERRORISM" over an LED sign of a cartoon character?

If Tuukka rask is a bog twin family member, he will allow the Sens to score in his goal as a trap and carry the team for the rest of the game

>>75459818
and jamie benn was invisible for 82 straight games this season

McAvoy looks like he's recovering from dental surgery

OH SHIT A POWERPLAY THAT A GOOD THING HAPPENED ON

Jesus christ

kek
>bombston

>>75460081
Fucking ATHF made them scared lol

>bombston
and another karlsson assist

BRASS
R
A
S
S

>>75460097
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED
>TUUKKA IS A BOG TWIN CONFIRMED

>>75460108
he had 69 points and was invisible

amazing player eh?

Finally the powerplay works
Brassard!

>SN putting the score as 2-0 boston.

god i hate bobby ryan, he's appraoching kreider/crosby tier in terms of diving and cheap shotting

>Sens PP
>Go get water become I'm positive Sens won't score
>They actually do

Wew?

Wow, that trade for brassard is paying off

This fucking team

NEVER MAKES IT EASY

>>75458640

Bobby Ryan gets it.

Ryan definitely touched that, you can see the redirection from the birds eye angle

>>75460012
>don't understand why they traded Campbell
I mean
If you had to take Niemi as Lehtonen's backup, Campbell's probably garbage

>>75460220
Pathetic.

>Sens fans

At least lie & say you got your cock sucked.

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>>75460238
v inappropriate and not friendly. bad anon.

Why didn't Chara get nominated for the Norris?

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>>75460158

They even forced ATHF producers to apologize!

>>75460302
Lol, how when boston shot the puck out of the glass. those penalties are entirely on boston.

>>75460288
shit i don't know, maybe give the kid a chance before trading him

he was a 1st round pick lel

Do why wasn't it a penalty when Krejci was kneed last game?

>>75460398
because he was the definition of above average this season

>>75460398
What has he done to be nominated?

>>75460429
Bettman's fix is in

>>75460398
retarded question

>>75460398
He had a good year but nothing norris worthy. Wasn't the best all around

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*blocks you're Stanley Cup*

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Meh

>>75460627

Change the year to 2004.

Flamers got fucked.

Eat shit Miller. Going after MacArthur like that.

>>75460680
cute

>>75460680
damn dude could've done much better

>>75460714
C-UTE

>>75460627
the fix is already in

New York - Boston playoff series?? you'd be mad to skip that.

Sorry, Ottawa, but Boston is going to win this.

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>>75460680
That ''pizza'' slice

>>75460680
That's a wig, right?

>>75460734
They go down & they stay down.

Why are you such a huge sour cunt?

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>>75460680
really makes me think

GET FUCKED BETTMAN YOU CUMGUZZLING MANLET!

T U R R I S

ATTABOY TURRIS

kek
>bombston

>2kka

ET LE BUTTTTT

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>>75460680

qt

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw you want to see Chara get laid out but you won't.

Somebody just needs to say fuck it and go for it. It's funny how pissed Chara gets when he anyone makes contact

AND SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

TURRY
U
R
R
Y

It's ok, now we got them right where we want them.

Fucking eh Turris.

Don't worry lads, Sean Kuraly will save this playoff series once again and tie the game 2-2 in the last 5 minutes

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ OTTAWAAAA

Bruins are gassed.

Too many injuries.

Too many stupid penalties.

>>75457636
Want to know something interesting? When Ottawa was trying to choose between Redden and Chara, Muckler went around the room and asked the opinion of every single guy on the team (In private). Every single guy said Chara, and they still went with their gut and chose Redden

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Bruuuuuuinnnnnns

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>>75460956
>Every single guy said Chara, and they still went with their gut and chose Redden

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what is this karlsson timer?

>>75459733
>yanshin
fuck that guy

>>75460819
He missed almost two whole years with concussions. The extra hits were uncalled for.

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Come back home, Bruuuuuuinnnnnnnns

>>75461033
it's for masturbatory purposes for the announcers. ignore it.

>>75461033
They're doing the same with chara

>>75461120
Retire or let women play too. No quarters given.

NOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING NHL FUCKING PLAYOFFS

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>>75461120
>expecting goouins fans not to advocate unecessary gooning

>>75461143
Piss off habscuck, you should be ashamed

oh boy some faggot shit happened in soccer and now the board is filled with spam

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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS

>>75460747
Chemo's a helluva drug

Everyone I know who has undergone chemotherapy ends up looking very different coming out of it.

>>75461405
they only watch one sport, it's so bizarre to me

Rask is our only hope now.

Bruins are big time gassed. The hope being Rask stands on his head & we get a fluke goal to tie it up.

Marchand rubbed too much cheese on his stick, he can't hold onto the puck

>>75461405
So business as usual then?

>>75461405
in defense of those people i'm totally downloading that match later and watching it. el clasico is a global event even if hockey takes precedence

>there's a dick rash on the Ruins

>>75461662
Hasn't that been the gameplan the entire series?

>>75461778
>Sweden

Maybe I'll let Putin invade you.

>>75461788
shhhhhhhhh dude shut up don't leak our meme secrets, we did it with thomas in 2011

>>75461405
To think that they were getting really upset when there were maybe 5 threads celebrating the sweep of the Blackhawks

Soccer fans are the least intelligent and most obnoxious sports fans by a mile

This is off topic but anyone here know anything about starting a clothing company? I just thought of a great name that would probably make a lot of money on stupid millenials if I can set up a factory in India or China or something

When will Bob Cole finally retire?

>>75461788
Yes, but... now we are actually very tired.

The speed. The stick work. This is what going down swinging looks like.

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Your chariot awaits, BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS

>>75461901
The day he dies

>>75461033
That's there because it's STAR SUNDAY™

>>75461959
Even if that's tomorrow, it's not soon enough. He was great..... 15 years ago.

This doesn't even feel like an elimination game.

>>75461851
Well desu 2011 was a well balanced team around Thomas and you had Chara and Seidenberg still in their primes

>>75462075

this is the strangest playoff game I've ever seen

>>75462075
its the 3pm start

>>75462075
there are no good playoff games left until the next round

>looking for gamethread
>buried among the soccer garbage

>The Nose
>The Rat
>Brad Marchand

>>75462212
Don't forget he's a manlet.

>>75462075
Well, 40 hour turnover from the end of the last game will do that.

>NBC broadcasters are commending Bergeron for saying sorry for grazing Anderson.
what the fuck

>>75462205
I really dislike soccer.

Why do people like it.

The shit is jogging while kicking a ball.

>>75461598

I only watch hockey. Everything else is unironically garbage.

Marchand is fuckin worthless right now, whole teams gotta step it the hell up

is joe morrow really the best guy we had in providence?

>>75462297
nfl and cfb are based dude, also baseball playoffs. nba is a dumpster fire but march madness is always good.

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>>75462326

It's only 1-2. Could have been worse.

Gut check time. Chara & Bergeron need to speak dragons.

>>75462312

Boston, I'm actually surprised.

I expected us to lose in 6.

Because Melnyk hates the team he owns.

gg wp no matter what, but Marchand shit the bed this series, by either the Goon or Star metric.

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>win a contest to hang out with Brad Marchand for a day
>not my favorite player but still a Bruin so I'm happy
>we meet in downtown Boston for lunch
>typical upscale cafe
>our waitress is pretty short but cute
>he says about her "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
>after lunch we go to a florist
>I wonder who we are going to give the flowers to maybe some sick kids?
>instead Mr. Marchand spends 2 hours sniffing every flower in the store repeatedly demanding I smell certain ones and asking "ain't that the good shit?"
>finally we take a cab to TD Garden and take a tour of the place
>I got to meet a lot of the staff and see the locker room, it was awesome
>about halfway through Brad gets a call
>he talks very quietly and after he hangs up says he needs to end the day prematurely
>His whole demeanor has changed and he keeps rubbing his nose, I wonder if he got too much pollen in there
>The last thing he says before leaving is "call my agent to get signed shit our whatever, I gotta go get bruined" and winked at me
Still a cool tour of the place.

>>75462326
Australia?

& here I thought you wanted to be a genuine southern boy.

At least I can trust China.

>>75462297
Motorsports are pretty fun.

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>>75462472

>>75462384
Wild with the passes, never mind the shots.

Pasternak as well.

the elite combination of sports to watch is rugby, cricket, baseball and hockey in no particular order.

ROBERT
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"INTENSITY"
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>>75462586
>tfw cricket seems pretty boring and rugby is never on in the states
end it

>>75462586
No.

1. Handegg
2. Boxing
3. Baseball
4. Hockey
5. Horseracing

>>75462673
>Horseracing
Isn't betting illegal in the states?

>>75462740
lol the fuck.

>broons haven't scored in the third since game one
It's over isn't it

>>75462740
Son, one of my first waking memories was my grandad at the OTB.

>>75462740
No? You can even gamble in convenience stores lmao

>>75462740
you can only bet on sports in vegas, but there's a ton of (horse) racetracks that you can gamble at locally. also shitloads of casinos, it's just >muh integrity so we can't legally bet on most sports leagues outside of vegas.

>>75462673
I'll let baseball being above hockey slide, as it is your national pastime, but why the nigger dominated sports on top? Boxing isn't really a sport, it's a competition. Handegg and apehoop are shitty sports.

>>75462909
he never wrote down basketball anon

>>75462909
>canadian
>doesn't like basketball

f u boi

>>75462909
Have you ever played organized Handegg?

You live & die withe your teammates out there.

>>75462075
>double OT
>less than 48 hours to travel from Ottawa to Boston and then play a hockey game

i'm amazed the SNES are 1/4 on PP

>>75462909
baseball is a meme, nba used to be amazing but starting around ~2005 the officiating went to shit, college is still good. I legit love any sort of handegg I'm not even memeing, someone saying they dont like the NFL is like hearing someone doesnt like clean drinking water and a bed to sleep in, just bananas.

how long is this commercial break???

>>75462988
It's the least amount of games, but the most amount of days.

Real commitment shit.

It's war as game.

>>75462887
>it's just >muh integrity so we can't legally bet on most sports leagues outside of vegas

there's other states that allow sports betting because they were grandfathered in

and it's not integrity, it's the vegas jew lobbyists who make sure to stop it

>>75463071
you now know the refs rigged the '98 playoffs for jordan

NBA has been shit for awhile m8

>>75463075
YOu dON'T OWN Meeeeee

>>75463071
I enjoy the NFL, CFL and Curling.

>>75463075

About aslong as it took for the Hawks to exit the playoffs.

>>75463071
Handegg is alright but only the playoffs and superbowl itself are worth watching desu

>>75463075
18 minutes

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>tfw no chill friends to hang out with in a box

>>75463168
i would be way more into handegg if i had any reason besides bandwagoning to support a team. i'm in canada who tf would i even care about in the nfl.

>>75463164
Kek

Chip chase and check hockey

>>75463311
Just support the Patriots. Pats are /ourguys/ and the greatest NFL Dynasty of all time.

>>75463311
watch the cfl. Actually going to a game is a lot of fun.

>>75463366
b-but i would just be hopping on a bandwagon of the team of a city i do OH MY GOD SCORE 2-2 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRUINS

i just shot in my shorts~

>>75463311
The NFL is really boring when you realize how little time the ball is in play.

>that rebound control

>snes