/heem/ - Leave Platinum To Me Edition

Thoughts on Artem after his fight?

>>75455045
deserves a title shot desu

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>>75454952
>needing fences to ''''''''''''TKO''''''''''''''' Ellenberger

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE, THE REAL HARDEST HITTING 170 POUNDER, THAT GUY TKO'S PEOPLE WHEN I HIT THEM THEY DON'T FUCKING MOVE

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First for Masvidal's Chin

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>>75455166

What are chances for Masvidal to beat Demian?

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>pssst, hey cub, make it go the distance, the al fight finished too quickly, I'll make it worth your while

>>75455313
this actually happened btw

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>>75455295
10/10 desu

>>75455295
Reasonable. We just saw what Whittaker did to Jacare. George is similarly skilled. The issue is Masvidal was a healthy lightweight and Maia is a huge middleweight, though there was also a significant size difference between Rob and Jacare.

Maia is rightfully the favorite, but I'd be happy with both guys winning. Maia may deserve it a little more because he's been around forever and likely won't get close again if he loses here. Same deal with Jacare.

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>>75455016
Fuck yeah!

>>75455045

feed him Darren "The Human Retard" Elkins

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>Poocare Pouza will never touch UFC gold

>>75455516
why do you gotta kick a man when he's down? especially when that man is the last of a dying breed

>>75454952
>>75455421
why is masvidal so unripped? is it the peruvian in him?

>>75455442
I think you're right. Condit's striking is top notch and we all have seen what Maia did with him. Masvidal on the other hand got wrestlefucked by post usada Bendo.

>>75455589
alligators haven't been endangered since like the 70s

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>>75455589
>last of a dying breed
>muh meme jitsu
I'm glad they're dying.

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>>75455611
He's fighting at his more natural weight class now instead of trying to cut as much weight as possible.

>there are "people" out there who think Frankie Edgar should get another title shot if he beats Yair Dominguez

>>75455659
>>75455664
to each his own as far as fighter preference goes, but I don't see how you can't respect the strict code of honor/hespect that old school Brazilians go by. learning BJJ from Maia or Jacare or Marcelo or Royce would be a dream.

>>75455166
What kind of surgery should she get to change her face?

It looks like just the nose alone isn't enough.

>>75455611
Natty

>>75455752
but even at lightweight he was not ripped at all.

>>75455124

>The eblow clearly doesnt even hit

Fake as fuck, Ellenberger took a dive

>>75455789
There's nothing that can be done for her unless she gets major jaw reconstruction like the Jenner tweens.

>>75455789
ftm

>>75455768
He won't get one unless Max beats Aldo. And unfortunately for Frankie, he doesn't.

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GO AHEAD AN BOO ME BUT YOUR HOUSE ISN'T GONNA SELL ITSELF

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>>75455872
>>75455611

yo /heem/

who is the highest ranked fighter you unironically think you can take out?

>>75456208

DJ

>>75456208
Stipe

>>75456208
DJ, Cody, Aldo, Connor, Tyrone, DC and Stipe

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>>75456208
Artem Lobov. I mean he gets to participate in the main event that counts as if he was ranked for sure.

>>75456208
Unironically Bisping

>>75456155
>that
>ripped

we get it, you're fat

HEEMINDER

Mike Perry gets his news from BJPenn.com

The official MMA news site of /heem/

https://twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/856222151720013824

>>75456208
Joanna champ might fuck me up but I could heem the rest of the division

>>75455872
I dunno, can't be fucked to get super lean/add more mass I guess.

>>75456208
joe lauzon

>>75456432
be careful

>>75456208
I would outwrestle that manlet Khabib.

>>75456208
I'm 5'9 165. 9% BF. Squat 310, bench 240, military 195, don't deadlift. I'm a blue belt in BJJ, brown belt in Kyokushin Karate, have boxed for 14 years (amateur record of 18-3), and was an all-state wrestler in high school.

I legitimately believe I could beat a top 20 guy at lightweight in the UFC.

This is the only real answer you're going to get in this thread because everyone else is a fat fucking geek.

i could probably beat anybody on the ufc roster at tekken 3

>>75456208
Paige

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THOUGHT YOU COULD DOUBT ME BOI

>>75456720
your made up amateur boxing record a shit

>>75456790
I'm digging Perry's new look desu.

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>>75456842
Uh huh.

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TYBW

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>>75456790
HE WILL EAT GOOD TONIGHT

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>>75456720
>5'9

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>>75456720
>Don't deadlift
You would be heemed by a child, you manlet.

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>>75457028
Good one.

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>>75456720
>I'm 5'9

>>75457013
>I got a big dick.

prove it

>>75456720
I'm 6'4 265. 8% BF. Squat 600, bench 440, military 300, don't deadlift. I'm a brown belt in BJJ, black belt in Kyokushin Karate, have boxed for 16 years (amateur record of 20-0), and was an all american wrestler in college.

I legitimately believe I could beat a top 5 guy at Heavyweightt in the UFC.

This is the only real answer you're going to get in this thread because everyone else is a fat fucking geek.

>>75456720

>physically small for lightweight
>strong for your size relative to the average person but not relative to the average professional athlete
>some experience in amateur boxing and wrestling but nothing truly impressive

Why do you believe you could be a top 20 UFC lightweight? Your average bum in a regional promotion has your credentials or better, and those guys will never make it into bellator, let alone the UFC, let alone be top 20 in one of the most stacked divisions in the UFC

Mike Perry is not of Greek origin. Perry isn't short for Pericles. Like all good fighters, he is of Celtic descent. Welsh surname. Clearly a prime celtiberian specimen.

>>75457096
see>>75457013

>>75457107
gay

>>75457139
nice meme

>>75457156
show me a regional bum who has my credentials

>>75457139
damn that's wassup. you're a beast, that's really impressive

>>75456720
Shut the fuck up Manlet

Enjoy your underdeveloped back muscles

>>75456720
You probably have no reach and will gas easy

>Box for 14 years and only have 21 amateur fights behind you

Lmao

>>75457280
Thanks bro, Real recognize real

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BASED

>>75455904
Its funny how genes that are considered attractive on men can result in ugly daughters.

Seems like an oddity in sexual selection strategy. Women flock to mega jaw Chad, only to product ugly daughters that can only reproduce with low-test betas.

Really makes you think, eh?

>>75457295
my back is looking good, my man

>>75457312
i've actually always been the longer guy. 75.5'. i've also been doing cardio stuff for a long time. i used to do track, but i've always ran long distances every day. cardio has rarely been an issue unless it was a match with intense grappling

>>75457371
yeah, I never wanted to pursue boxing outside of developing my own standup. I think I'm way better than my record indicates

>>75457422

truly /ourguy/

spicy pillowbanger from last night
https://youtu.be/CGUQFvrjBOg

>>75457502
Got pics? The last guy posted a body at least

>>75457657
I don't man, I'm honestly just talking out of my ass: I'm a fat neck beard

>>75457422
>THOUGHT I WAS JUST A COMMENT ON YOUTUBE, BOY?
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>75457838
Called it

>>75457902
kill yourself

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>>75457657
pic related

>>75457838
>>75457922
>being this miserable
it's not hard to change your lifes, my friends

>>75457992
lmao you're DYEL as fuck, you look like someone who's 6 months into SS

>>75457422
>Dana Would Appreciate this ...
what did he mean by this?

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>>75458057
right.

>>75457992
>those legs
>310

Either bad insertions or bull shit.

Does anyone have the webm of Perry's punch that rocked Ellenburger?

>>75457992
>this clearly underdeveloped legs
wouldnt defend a takedown if your life depended on it

>>75458104
>chestlet
>chicken legs
>weak, flabby core (lmao @ you claiming 9% bf)
you legit do not look impressive at all my guy, i'm being dead serious when i say you look like a novice lifter

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is this game any good? thinking about getting it. its only like 10 bucks on xbox right now

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>>75457992
Literally have 5 inches and pounds of muscle over you brah

>>75457992
So why haven't you made pro yet? Done any fights?

>>75458212
Its fun for what it is. 10 bucks is a steal.

>>75458139
>>75458175
>>75458207
just genetics. look at jonny bones' legs. y'all dudes are real quick to hate. i wonder why.

>>75458207
alrighty good to know

>>75458215
mirin the lats

>>75458217
I'm young. waiting to develop my game fully before I make the jump.

>>75458153
Check reddit

>>75455045
he's better than he gets credit for despite his severe physical shortcomings

he's improved leaps and bounds from the TUF finale

not good enough to ever sniff a title shot but whatever

Hope they never cut Artem

He's too much of a source of laughter and entertainment

>>75458212
The controls are going to be tricky if you have never played before. This game will make you rage like a motherfucker

>>75458092
its a comment to one of his amateur fights where he gets pretty much heemed cold at the end of the round and then heems the other guy in the next round

>>75458375
they should just keep running Artem/Hall on every card desu

>>75458281
You literally can't see his lats in that pic. Dyel?

>>75458281
nobody likes arrogance brah, especially when it's undeserving. if you actually looked good it would be one thing, but looking like your typical gym 3 times a week top-heavy fratbro while acting like you're a world class athlete isn't exactly endearing

>>75458057
>you look like someone who's 6 months into SS

clearly don't know what the FUCK you're talking about if you think someone's gonna have abs after six months of SS

>>75458281
Jon Jones roids

Also he is tall as fuck so he is gonna look lanky and skinny

>>75458423
do you? it's easy to tell he's got great ones

>>75458444
tldr

>>75458461
it's just one example. judging a dude by his tone is retarded and a dead giveaway of a lot about you as a person.

>>75458460
>>75458444
The physique he posted is fine, it just probabaly not him considering he doesn't even know what lats are lol

What is the most important muscle for MMA?

>>75458215
mirin those gyno nips

>>75458215
Height, weight and reach?

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all you guys look pathetic

>>75458526
>he can't tell by the physique that the dude has killer lats
hit a gym, bud. it's really not that hard. no one will judge you

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>>75458569
brain, dude

>>75458423
>>75458526
You can clearly see my lats in the pic you spacker

>>75458573
Thx

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>>75458569
The heart

>>75458569
unironically, hips (so glutes/hams/quads in that order)

serratus anterior plays a too, literally called the "puncher's muscle" as it helps anchor the arm to the rib cage

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How do i get /lean/ while maintaining muscle mass

>>75458406
Nah. How do you play? Perhaps in grappling, but I'm the GOAT stand up

>>75458677
keto with 80% protein intake in overall diet & supplements

>>75458639
You can see the Serratus anterior, Not your lats lol

>>75458585
6'0 (I don't actually have that much height on him I'm a liar :P), 11 stone (im skelly af) and idk reach never had it measured, I do have long arms tho

>>75458400
Who dat black lady would seriously fuck her senseless

>>75458701
The clinch and grappling will make you rage if you havent played before

>>75458752
angela hill

6'3" height, 6'5" reach, 200lbs lean as fuck

would cut to 170 and heem everyone here because im too lazy to bulk up for MW or LHW

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>all these fat ugly mofos ITT
>tfw i'm the sexiest dude on /heem/

>>75458701
You think you are the GOAT stand up wise until you realize you can't even keep off high level players clinch and takedown attempts

>>75458781
Pics

>>75458781
>200lbs lean as fuck
>cutting to 170

Thats not how it works anon

>>75458724
Good genes! Don't worry, you look more aesthetic than than the dude that anon acted like

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Be honest: Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>75458306
I unironically did after you said, they steal ausbro/ukbros webms?

reminder that there is literally no reason to not get on a TRT regimen if you aren't competing in a drug tested sport

>>75458794
R2 and down nigger

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>>75458855

>>75458854
Thanks lad

I've been thinking about competing Muay Thai on an amateur level, see where it takes me. I'm only 19.

>dog posting and faggots with inferiority complexes
Fucking hell, day time /heem/ is abysmal

>>75458618
Lol I do lift that's why this conversation is so funny, that's like someone posting a front shot of their legs and someone he has sick flutes. I don't believe you, sorry. Nothing personnel kid, if you're telling the truth my opinion should mean nothing to you.

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>>75458855

>>75458869
t b h this, 250ng a week c'mon

>>75458909
Never know unless you try. I'm 21 and just started training. As long as you aren't an obese NEET you will be fine. Just put in the work

>>75458927
yeah that goes unsaid

>>75458910
get a dog, bub.

>gay faggots arguing over who has a better body

id slap the nose off all of you

>>75459009
Post glutes

>>75458772
Thanks mate

>>75458954
I've been training Thai and BJJ a while now but it takes a long time for me to actually get an amateur fight, good luck with your training man.

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>tfw i have a stronger overhead press than everyone ITT

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Is Yoel a roider or does he just have good cuban genetics? He's had same body since competing in Olympics (which required VERY strict testing) he popped for a tainted supplement in ufc which "can happen". when i was in highschool we had GIANT samoans that never even worked out just had solid frames so i could only imagine how they'd look if they got /fit/. /heem/'s thoughts?

>>75459064
>asking if an aesthetic 37 year old man who has been busted for steroids already is on steroids

>>75459064
tren hard
et clen
nyvah giev ap

i see belt soon boi!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POMxB13goIM

i would heem every here 2bh

>>75459064
Cuban genetics 2bh. Cuban women are THICC and fertile and their men are strong. It goes without saying that yoel is a massive cheat and fraudulent man tho..

>>75458904
Kailin a CUTE!!!

>>75459106
he's 40 next week

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How would I do in MMA?

>>75459106
>busted for steroids

busted because USADA's thresholds for testing are retarded and are now catching people for trace amounts of chemicals found in shoddy supplements

>>75459154
GnP'd with bows within 2 minutes

>>75459128
>It goes without saying that yoel is a massive cheat and fraudulent man tho..
but a roider he is not, people forget how much other UFC stars cheat. look at how much jones eyepokes and even kept grabbing fence so DC didn't take him down. could think of many more example but i'm stoned

>>75459132
Personal life

Curran is of Irish, Samoan and German descent.[7]

literally ireland's own kailin curran

>>75459154
would die in the sauna during the weight cut t.b.h.

>>75458215
Lift stats?

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heeminder this fight was unironically better davis/dandois

>>75459052
Where do you train in each? If I know someone from /heem/ irl I'll be laffin

Reminder that any bum in SBG is = to the top 10 ranking of their weight division

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>tfw better at making threads then everybody itt

do you guys who TRANE regularly wear head protection to avoid cauliflower ear?

>>75459323
no u tell me

>>75459364
No, but I should.

Who is your favorite LIGHTWEIGHT fighter?

>>75459405
You get a hint, north city centre

>>75459423
Dub?

>>75459468
yih

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>>75459416

are we just going to ignore the fact that artem dropped cub and cub couldnt even hurt artem a little bit?

>>75459596
artem wobbled him twice t.b.h.

>>75459596
that uppercut is clean as heck

>>75455166
her face HAS to be shopped, no way it really looks like that

>>75459596
He gave a better account of himself than anyone can say they expected, but not good enough of an account

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>>75459596
>mfw heem was unironically saying Artem was winning by the fifth round

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>no UFC for 3 weeks

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The card that saved Bellator

Rate this card:

Stipe Miocic (c) vs. Junior dos Santos
Joanna Jędrzejczyk (c) vs. Jéssica Andrade
Demian Maia vs. Jorge Masvidal
Frankie Edgar vs. Yair Rodríguez
Henry Cejudo vs. Sergio Pettis
Eddie Alvarez vs. Dustin Poirier
Chas Skelly vs. Jason Knight
Krzysztof Jotko vs. David Branch
Marco Polo Reyes vs. James Vick
Jessica Aguilar vs. Cortney Casey
Gabriel Benítez vs. Enrique Barzola
Chase Sherman vs. Dmitry Poberezhets
Jared Gordon vs. Michel Quinones

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>>75459847
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

>>75459892
Why hasn't MVP made it to the UFC yet?

>>75459847
AJ/Klitschko next week if you like boxing and Cage Warriors the week after. Plus we have TUF now.

>>75459907
9/10

>>75459811
i was present, it was definitely ironic

>>75459892
If I didn't have exams i would fly over to see Rory

>>75459907
9/10

>>75459892
I'm supposed to be going to this :)

>>75459931
He gets paid well in Bellator and is fighting questionable competition so he can look great.

How many rounds did Artem win?

He won the first for sure

>>75459907
9/10

>>75459907
0/10
although we do get to see Backpack knocked the fuck out by Florida's Own Jorge Masvidal

>>75459892
>its in just under 4 weeks
>still only 3 fights announced for the card

coker pls

>>75458855
Dynamite Taylor

>>75460017
Just the first

>>75458616
underrated post

>>75460017
>>75460102

he was doing pretty well in the fourth too but still probably lost it

lol eddie alvarez on the FX channel prelims

Maybe Artem should call out someone 10-6

any1 here sellin houses?

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>the city of lellenberger

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Reminder to listen to The Big Brown Breakdown and Care/Don't Care every week if you like free money.

>>75459064
Oh for sure my man 100% straight up

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>>75458569
biceps

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where were you when jake ellenberger was kill

i was asleep killing time until artem

dropped like a fucking sack of potatoes

probably ko'd himself again off the mat

>>75460406
This. Schaub has been on point with predictions lately.

The laquinta sanchez fight was almost as memey as artems
>HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO AND NEITHER DO I
>REEEE BRAIN DAMAGE WAR SANCHEZ
>Knocked out in under a minute
>Hey does anyone wanna buy any houses
>YOU BOO ME???

Absolutely bizarre

Who is the best MMA Journalist?

>>75460505
Can someone post Weidman vs Munoz in slowmo?

>>75459167
>they catch men for trace amounts
>Holly and Taylor are supposedly clean
USADA was a mistake.

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>>75460650

>>75460713
who is this fat pos?

>>75458752
Danielle Taylor

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>>75460700
I said Holly was from the start lol
Fucking fraud

>>75459167
Yeah the fighters are completely innocent and dindu nuffin

Not their fault they intentionally bought unregulated "supplements" from some random ass website that also happens to sell PEDs!!!

danielle is literally a midget
she can lift big and not have to worry about cutting

How many people at Jackson's are roiders?

>>75460890
it was found in off-the-shelf shit that anyone could go buy

you guys always want it both ways

>omg these fighters can afford the best designer supplements in the world OF COURSE they are 10 steps ahead of usada

>no it doesnt surprise me they got caught red-handed with trace amounts of random shit that some bum off the street would use despite passing 30 other tests

>>75461264
Nice strawman. Really made me think for a few seconds

>>75456790

SATELLITE TO GOD

>>75459358

dude was clearly trying to give up a limb lol

>>75460477
>shave entire upper body
>leave the pits
I never understood this

>>75457992
>literally has the body of 12 year old

Cmon little buddy, is mom not home the reason you're on here shit posting? Chill out and finish your mtn dew kek

>>75460873
dude needs to invest in a better wig

>>75462010
I would fuck that dude

>>75461996
>being this much of a slob

>>75462507
hah gaayyyyyyyyy

>>75460037
check tapology, its pretty much a full card at this point

Anyone else feel like our boy Artem got robbed?

>>75462986
DJ or Joanna obviously

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>L - KO Spinning Heel Kick
>L - UD
>W - TKO(still got dropped)
>L - TKO
>L - KO(lombard shadowrealm)
just benoit my shit up senpai

>>75461972
Could just be he doesn't have much body hair and it's blonde so hard to see. People have asked if I shave my upper body because I only have pit hair that is easily visible

>>75460700
How out of shape and insecure do you have to be to think Danielle Taylor's physique is unattainable for a woman that small?

>>75459596
Cub hurt artem many times in that fight spastic

http://wmmarankings.com/deep-jewels-15-12-year-old-momo-set-make-mma-debut-24-year-old-may-20/

>12 year old making her pro debut
>heem will defend this

>>75463423
>wmmarankings
is there a demand for this site?

>>75455045
artem didnt even lose that fight I thought he was the busier man and cub did no damage at all but you could see the wear and tear on his face they should judge more on damage done rather than how many tippy tappy punches people land ugh it's just bullshit fuck off

>>75463581
>That flag
>This topic

>>75463423
i support this

>>75463581
>cub did no damage at all
Cub's face was spotless and Artem had a huge cut above his eye lol

>>75456720
>I legitimately believe I could beat a top 20 guy at lightweight in the UFC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Japan mean by this?

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Why are Australians so whiny?

>>75464122
Whats wrong with you?

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BIGGED

>>75464011

Amazing """""""""""sport""""""""""" they have there.

>>75455295
Maia is gonna get murdered bruh

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nick isnt fighting tyron, I wonder who is then.

only ones available for July 29th and coming off wins are gunny and magny

who you guys got?

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>Tfw you let Luke take 10 years off Chris Weidman's life cause you got a bet on the over
>Tfw you stop Artem from getting heemed by calling a time-out so that the doc can come and look at the tiny little cut he had, cause you got a bet on the over

>>75464525
guy needs to make the extra money to sustain his degenerate heefer addiction
his parents are mostly to blame for that desu

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>>75454952

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>75454952

News:


>UFC Fight Night 108 attendance: Event sets UFC-Nashville live-gate record
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-attendance-event-sets-ufc-nashville-live-gate-record

>Al Iaquinta says he's still unhappy with contract – then F-bombs UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/al-iaquinta-says-hes-still-unhappy-with-contract-then-f-bombs-ufc

>UFC Fight Night 108 bonuses: Artem Lobov picks up some respect – and $50,000
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-bonuses-artem-lobov-picks-up-some-respect-and-50000

>Twitter reacts to Cub Swanson's victory over durable Artem Lobov at UFC Fight Night 108
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/twitter-reacts-to-cub-swansons-victory-over-durable-artem-lobov-at-ufc-fight-night-108

What is the worst UFC division?

>>75464134
megan lost to the worst striker in ufc history cindy dandois

>>75464749
Thanks for not bothering to take the time to find the previous thread.

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>>75464927
you can find it yourself pal

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>No UFC for another 3 weeks
Oh joy

>>75464976
Do it right or don't do it at all.

>>75464976
BEST FISHERMAN IN MMA

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>>75465049
i'll do it however I want to and you'll be thankful for it

>>75464749
>all mmajunkie links
what are you hungover?

Scott "Hot Sauce" Holtzman

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>>75465073
Chad Mendes wouldn't last one round against Gillespie in the open waters

>>75465119
I think he does one of those jobs where he gets paid to post links for a website, and gets special commission if a certain no. of people click on it. Or he's just doing it for free.

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>>75465149
cost me and my father $500 once by being the only fighter on a huge parlay that didn't come through

>>75465224
>$500
>huge

Cub has the best cart-wheel kick in the game

>>75465341
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/twitter-reacts-to-cub-swansons-victory-over-durable-artem-lobov-at-ufc-fight-night-108
brian ebersole

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>>75465260
we put $15 into it

>>75465183
i don't think anyone would pay you to shill a website to ~50 people. he's probably just lazy

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>>75465341
I think Lando did it better against Teymur

>>75465396
>i don't think anyone would pay you to shill a website to ~50 people.
I think you'd be surprised

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>>75465396
>>75465429
>~50 people

you're not accounting for the lurkers

>>75465375
The ref has a hole in his sock at the heel.

>>75465578
Lol I just realized why that webm is called that

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>>75465578
astute observation

>>75465674
FW is the best division

>>75465375
there's always that "one fight" that ruins a big parlay

that's why parlays are sucker bets

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Where does /heem/ think Al Iaquinta's ceiling is? My guess is the lower end of the top 10. The highest ranked guy I can see him solidly beating is Poirier. The highest ranked guy I can see him having a fighting chance against is Chiesa. [I know how their first fight went]

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>>75465765
it was a learning experience

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anyone have the JRE H-E-E-M copypasta?

>>75465874
his ceiling would be a lot higher if he wasnt so triggered by a totally standard crowd reaction two years ago

and if he didnt actively shit on his employer at every turn

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>>75465874
I'd put him right outside the top 5

>>75465914
another goofy lanklet

when will they learn

>>75465874
They should rebook him against Giblert.

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reminder that khabib is NEVER getting a titleshot

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Is Biss Bienman a good fighter?

>>75457437
then the low test weak jawed betas balance out her man jaw and creates a qt girl or average dude and the cycle continues.

>>75466012
wait giblert still fights? he hasn't been cut?

>>75466112
He lost to Barboza just recently

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Under Hume or Zahabi he can unironically become champ within 2 or 3 years

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>>75466156
kid's got sand

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>>75466037
It might take him a while to regain the UFC's trust, but if he keeps demolishing everyone he faces like he has, the UFC won't be able to deny him forever.

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>>75466196
i am growing stronger

Tony Ferguson would've destroyed Habeeb. Mad I didn't get to see it happen.

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>>75466225
>>75466196

>when someone says khabib will earn a title shot near me

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>>75466253

We all know how you get a title shot around Dana

Mike Perry was losing until he won

All he has is genetic punching power. No skill.

>>75466246
khabib would have been suckin wind by the 3rd and crying in his post fight interview about an injury he didn't disclose that made him eat too much coffee soaked cookies

>>75465375
Was your dad stunned that you lost his gas money on something you spend 20 hours a day studying?

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>>75466301
>JJ's face

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Shat myself in BJJ, should I go back?

I've been doing BJJ for 2 years now and am trying to get my blue belt. Last week I agreed to spar with this 11 year old kid on his first lesson. Now I'm a 31 year old man, 6'0 and 135 lbs and to put it in perspective he comes up to my midsection in height and he tells me he's 60 lbs. So obviously I decide to go easy on him during sparring. During the 15 minutes neither of us got a tap out.

So next lesson I decide to go harder. I'm all attack and then suddenly he counters. I'm flat on my back and he's squeezing the life out of my neck with his legs. I decided to just try and lift up his legs since he's only 60 lbs but I couldn't budge them, turns out small and skinny white boy has disproportionally muscular legs that are probably bigger than mine and I'm serious. To make it worse he just grabbed one of my arms and was twisting it like crazy.

It was the most pain I've been in my BJJ career. I started loudly gagging and am tearing up. I really wanted to tap out but I just kept on thinking of how embarrassing tapping out to a 60 lbs kid would be and got knocked out instead. When I woke up, I discovered that I had shit myself. And yes, it was very noticeable (some of it went on the mat).

How in the hell am I supposed to go back now? I really want that blue belt but I don't want to be pitied by the class when going back. And if I move to another gym I'll lose all my white belt progress. Help!

>>75466301
the guy in the back looks like a color inverted white guy wearing black shorts and black gloves

>>75466324
does Perry have some sort of blacksplosiveness inside him?

>>75466324
he trains at a generic ufc gym lol

he's in florida which has the best gyms in the world arguably but who the fuck wants to train with a hothead

>>75466352
>I'm a 31 year old man, 6'0 and 135 lbs

just end it

How would Platinum fare against Gunni?

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>perry was losing until he killed the other guy cliche

>>75466404

I'm fine with my weight, a lot of advantages of being skinny.

>>75466324
He's nasty in the clinch and has some decent grappling, and his hands obviously know how to find the target

He has sick potential if he moves to an actual gym like ATT which can round out his grappling, especially his takedown D and scrambling because he'll be most effective standing and they'll be able to turn him into Robbie-lite by giving him some semblance of footwork

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>>75466352
>31 year old man, 6'0 and 135 lbs

put on some weight lad
i'm an 18 year old sperg on 4chan and I outweigh you by 75 pounds

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>>75466324
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BSy3EpIhNyn/?hl=en
nigga was partying just last week, ellenburger should retire

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why is ellenberger dabbing in the middle of an MMA fight?