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INDYCAR GRAND PRIX OF ALABAMA

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GET IN HERE!!!!

Round 3! Barber Motorsports Park; Birmingham, AL

Championship Points Top 5:
1. Bourdais
2. Hinchcliffe
3. Pagenaud
4. Dixon
5. Newgarden

the race is on NBCSN. it starts in about an hour (3pm EST)
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ALABAMA
L
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SLAMMA
L
A
M
M
A

I'm looking for a stream hang on boys
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http://cricfree.sc/nbcsn-live-streaming

soccer right now
if you can find a better one be my guest
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cheeky dubs for Ed Jones win
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ROSSI
O
S
S
I

POSSE
O
S
S
E

pls don't blow the engines this time Andretti
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FRANCE DOMINATING INDYCAR
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is bsweet doing a stream
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>>75454768
no, he's in Hawaii
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/aleshin/
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>>75454799
gay
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>>75454741

>Tfw the frogs are taking over
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1.Will Power
2.Ryan Hunter-Reay
3.Alex Rossi
not convinced? take a look at these digits
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>>75454270
not loading for me ;_;
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http://nowwatchtvlive.cc/watch-nbc-sport-networks-live-online-nbc-sport-networks-usa/

prerace thingy is starting
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>>75454987

Who /tracktenderloin/ here?
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>>75454987
>>75455004
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When is the green flag?
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was that Boris Said just in the video with Hinch? the fro is getting smaller, sad :(
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>>75455050
15 minutes read the OP you bunghole
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those streams suck anyone have a better one
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>>75455196
nobody has anything up on youtube
plebbit doesn't even have the race thread up so I can't lean on them to find any streams
I'll continue to search
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this looks like it'll start up at the top of the hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-s6USbDdc
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Starting Grid:

1. Will Power (AUS)
2. Helio Castroneves (BRA)
3. Simon Pagenaud (FRA)
4. Scott Dixon (NZ)
5. Ryan Hunter-Reay (USA)
6. James Hinchcliffe (CAN)
7. Josef Newgarden (USA)
8. Mikhail Aleshin (RUS)
9. Max Chilton (UK)
10. Tony Kanaan (BRA)
11. Ed Jones (UK)
12. Sebastien Bourdais (FRA)
13. Marco Andretti (USA)
14. Takuma Sato (JAP)
15. Charlie Kimball (USA)
16. Carlos Munoz (COL)
17. Spencer Pigot (USA)
18. Alexander Rossi (USA)
19. Zach Veach (USA)
20. Conor Daly (USA)
21. Graham Rahal (USA)
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>>75455004
click the button that says "link 2"
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>>75455196
got it on my TV and an empty spot on the bed for you :3
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>>75455080
i thought it was another half hour?
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>>75455386

3PM EST!!!!

NINE
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E

MINUTES
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Green flag at 3:42 EST, please learn to use the internet you guys
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>>75455312
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-s6USbDdc

he's a good leaf
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Alonso is going to dominate these mediocre rejects at Indy

He is a fucking legend
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Hinch driving a Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

>tfw just bought one of those used yesterday
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>>75455443
A little under an hour until green flag
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>>75455496
Crown Vics with the P71 police package are actually really nice cars
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>>75455462
>not watching the prerace

pleb
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>>75455554
Doesn't seem like my post indicated anything about not watching the prerace, sperg.
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>you will never be the best and fastest tyre changing man in Indycar

Why even live ?
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>>75455496
I actually like them. If you wanna be a true baller you gotta paint it all black with shitty black wheels
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>all this posting in the general and indycar thread
wew lads
not used to this
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>>75455545
yeah I just got a 2010 CVPI in good condition

its a fuckin beast I love it
they took out all the police equipment except the spotlight which still works
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>>75455495
are you gonna cry when he crashes out on lap 110?
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>>75455575
you could become the truck driver/garage cook
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Andretti cars are all neutered this week so they don't blow up like at Long Beach
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>>75455575
I always wanted to be on a pit crew, then i learned you actually need to be athletic...oh well
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do I have time to go buy muh snax?
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>>75455684
Totally. get her done, lad
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>>75455684
You've got 40 minutes lad
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I'm not even originally from leaf land, but man hinch is based.
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Leaf Stream is Now Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-s6USbDdc
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RIP to my nigga Dan Wheldon, pouring one out for the handsome lad
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>>75455825
I was at that race
Still haunts me to this day
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>>75455813
keep it to yourself chang
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Will it be Willy P's day, friends?
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Alabama looks comfy.
I would live in a trailer there and have a dixie gf
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>>75455864
;_;
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>>75455864
how close were you to the crash site?
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>>75456017
I was in the grandstands at the start finish line on race day

Was standing on pit road the day before at Wheldon's pit stall watching the practices the day before.
I'll never forget making eye contact with him and shooting him a thumbs up as he rolled for practice given what happened the next day
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>diabeetus riding away on his scooter in the background
kek
is there a more cucked driver in the field?
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>>75456201

Marco Andretti
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>>75456201
Marco in terms of on track. but people seems to be friends with him at least. nobody likes Kimball except Ganassi's accountant
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>>75455823
Based leaf
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ITT autosport
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>When asked for his advice for the 500, Townsend Belle reportedly told Fernando Alonso:
>"CHECKERS OR WRECKERS, FAGGOT"
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>smiling alonso
wish I capped that
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>honda will bring robot anime girls to us

I welcome our overlords
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>it's another Talk About How Hinch Almost Died that One Time episode

can we stop doing this pls
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>>75455340
>all those (USA)s toward the back of the grid
lel
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>>75456837

>Alonso
>Smiling

Pick one.
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Indy 500 confirmed for the biggest race in the world
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>>75455340
>colorado listed separately from US

poetry
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>>75457166
IndyCar best race series confirmed
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>>75455340
>14. Takuma Sato (JAP)
rude desu
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>>75457166

Used to be that until 1996. Now it's starting to pick up a little bit, but there needs to be more crossover drivers and from all sorts of series (F1, IMSA, MotoGP, NASCAR etc. etc.).

>>75457215

It's Colombia dumbass.
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Do these cars have even have ERS?
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>>75457215
>being this dumb
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Since they're in Alabama, why not just run Talladega?
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>>75457396
too much banking not safe
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>>75457325

They have a turbo-boost button that acts like ERS. Plus, the drivers in Indycar don't have to wait until a specified place to use it.

>>75457396

The drivers bitched and moaned about Auto Club Speedway being "Too Dangerous". Talladega would be suicide.
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>>75457166
Le Mans and Monaco are way ahead
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>>75457481
>le meme
>ahead of /turnleft/ at 230 mph for 500 miles

yea ok
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>no indycar until cuckhoop broadcast finishes
bravo BT
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>>75457396

I wish they would run a infield road course like Indy, but at a track where you can actually see the whole thing from the stands. Something like the Homestead infield would be perfect
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based PT
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>>75457300
As far as amounts of people in attendance, it is.
TV viewership is obviously an entirely different matter.

Monaco is almost more of a party than it is an engaging race. Watching older F1 qualifying rounds at Monaco often was more enjoyable than the race.
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>>75457481
Monaco is the most boring F1 track there is, should have been removed 15 years ago already.
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>>75457552
Daytona 24 layout would be kino
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>>75457552
Daytona 24hr road course???
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10 minutes to green
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>>75457551
>no live TV broadcast, only on shitty subscription service not available here.
Fuck you ESPN
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>>75457481

Monaco is big, but Le Mans has kind of lost it's luster over the last few years.

>>75457511

I won't knock Le Mans as a challenge, especially as the fastest cars have to run flat-out through day and night regardless of conditions.

>>75457552

Homestead barely can get people to show up to NASCAR races, let alone anything else.
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>>75457585
They'd be 250mph before turn 1.
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>>75457558
Paul Tracy is that old breed of Canadian when they didn't chemically castrate their men.
Pretty based.
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>>75457481
depends on what you measure by

If it is simply fan attention, then yes Monaco is on top. If is viewer experience, Le Mans is on top, if it is on track action, Indy is on top. Monaco also is on top for images of models in bikinis lounging by pools
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>>75457683
is NBCsn stream going to cut to commercial during the race?
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hondabot a cute
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rule 34 on honda bot
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WEBM NOW PNG NOW
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all this honda shilling holy shit
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humanity enslaved by robots confirmed
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>>75457667
>tfw no more all-Canadian Player's/Forsythe
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>>75457870
If you search hard enough, you'll find it
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>>75457511
You can do backflip in Le Mans though
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>Alabama

Good to see Indycar appealing to their base demographic - the racist republican redneck
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The Indy 500 has run since 1911 and been contested 100 times. There's no competition as far as muh history
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>>75457934
also at Indy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeE9NAh60I
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>>75457880
it's no different than the endless Chevrolet shilling during the Detroit races

racing costs money and sponsors provide it, deal with it
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>>75457934
What happened here?
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>>75457934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP_yTyfdmBQ
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>>75457642

I know, Homestead kills me because I think it's one of the best infield road courses (especially considering its size) but the fact is that NASCAR and Indycar will never run it because the track barely sells out their tiny grandstands for a championship NASCAR race.
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>marcuck
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>>75457947
>>>/reddit/
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>>75457987
Aerodynamic fail
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Marco ded
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>MARCO
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>Alonso witness to more Honda failure

lmao he's never coming back here
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Will Marco ever be fired?
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>>75457987
cars would come over bumpy hill and a bit of negative g's would raise the nose, forcing a ton of air under and sending it over
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Is this what awaits Alonso?
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>Parko Andretti

damnit Michael I know he's your son but fucking fire him holy shit
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>>75457947
If it weren't for the neocon republican bit, that would be the best demographic to go for.
Racism and ingroup preference is a natural occurrence.
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>honda reliability

I thought I wasn't watching F1 this week
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Finally something I can get into and that will calm me down, fuck this country.

>Marco
Why this guy...
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didn't expect to use this pic so quickly
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>>75458087
>>75458095

Some seems to fail to fire/break down every year at Indy before the start. Watch it be ALonso
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>>75458087
only Andretti team has been having issues

Honda won st pete and long beach
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>bodywork

PUT IT AWT
PUT IT AWT
PUT IT AWT
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>>75457934

Not anymore. They took out that hump on the Mulsanne Straight and changed up the regulations to prevent that from happening again.

>>75457987

Mercedes built a rear-heavy car with almost no downforce because reasons. Then they watched it do back-flips on three straight occasions and denied that they did anything wrong while leaving Le Mans Racing forever.
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What happened to Rahal? Having a shitty year, I thought he'd turned the corner
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http://tribunadoceara.uol.com.br/nordestv/ao-vivo/

Brazilian Stream of IndyCar for BR/PTfags
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>winglets, when will they ever learn?
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>>75458224
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Is Alonso cursed?

>>75458224

Ganssi going to Honda really shook things up, so Rahal's got the earliest-spec engines and little support while Max Fucking Chilton has more of everything by comparison.
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why don't they call a local yellow and have someone go out there and pick it up?

was a full course caution really necessary
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>>75458202

called it
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Put. It. Out.
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>that Kanaan attempt
I love this guy but damn, that was tryhardish
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They couldn't just send someone out to pick that up?
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>>75458236
Kek.
2018 should solve some of the winglets grievances.
>the city of Marco
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>>75458224
Shidd.

He's just been chasing setup issues here at Barber. Everyone besides Penske struggled a bit, honestly.
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>>75458289

Indycars are too fast and the drivers suck so badly that to call for local yellows would just ask for corner workers to get killed.
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>>75458289
Murika
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>Dramatization
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Oh man it's the American medication commercials.
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>>75458111
Is Le Pen winning or is some other cuck?
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>All those Brazilian ads about Indy500

WAIT FOR GP OF INDIANÁPOLIS DAMMIT
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>>75458436
Le Pen is winning
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>>75458356
>Gravity guns to retrieve debris when?
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>>75458356
They just don't want their drivers to get Bianchi'd
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>>75458473
bodywork that doesn't break off with the slightest touch when
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>>75458473
that could only end badly
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>>75458467
>le-Pen

Lololol EU BTFO

Please Tell me that Macron is the second
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>10 seconds of racing
>5 minutes of ads

forgot how bad american sports are
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>>75458514
>slightest touch
>bounced off each other 3 times
kek
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>>75458514
drivers that aren't total garbage when
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>invite alonso to your box so he can get to know the team
>not even 10 laps in
>you've spilled spaghetti everywhere

imagine what alonso is thinking
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>>75458549
Band is Having a good broadcast bro
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>>75458567
tell that to your mate Chilton
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>>75458436
Le Pen is winning by being behind 1.5 % behind. Total 5d underwater zero-g backgammon here.
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>>75458567
waiting for F1 to get there first
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>>75458598
it's still better than how badly McLaren is doing at F1 lel
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>>75458514
Need these
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>>75458598
>imagine what alonso is thinking
"ahh this is comfortable and familiar"
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>>75458615
Who is the Second?
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>>75458630
You're gonna be waiting a very long time.
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>>75457987
It was webber's RedBull audition. It gave him wings.
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>>75458692
who will pay the Stroll Toll?
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>>75458661
>NASCAR mod's

FUCK YEAH, I LOVE THIS
I really wanted Modificated was a National Tour in place of shitty truck series
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>>75458689
Macron, France is cancelled
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>>75458661
modifieds are badass machines
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>it's another Team Penske and Scott Dixon Podium episode
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>>75458697
11 years later, he did it again, with a bigger audience
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>>75458711
One can only hope he kills half of the grid.
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>>75458689
Some cuck with mommy's issues being 1.5% ahead of her. Like I said, a total success - feels good to see all these other rallies behind her.
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>>75458742
>Macron and LePen

RIP EU
>But also rip otan If macron wins
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>>75458791
>implying Bourdais doesn't have them exactly where he wants them
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>>75458804
Wait Macron is on front?

Who is the top 3?
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Newgarden chargin hard
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>>75458902

1. Power
2. Castroneves
3. Dixon

Marco's 3 laps down because LOL Honda.
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Ok are there any streams without fucking ads everywhere.
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>>75458952
the other Hondas are doing fine

its because LOL Marco
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>>75458902

here
>>75458952

Alternatively, Cuckron then Le Pen then it's a toss-up between the crook and the commie
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I WANT TENDIES
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>>75458994

How exactly did Marco fuck up the control unit in his gearbox before the start of the race? Granted, if anyone could figure out a way to do that it would be him...
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>>75458994
ok Yusuke-san
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>>75459074
Andretti curse
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>Alonso is faster than you.

How different is this from F1?
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>>75458923
Rooting for Newgarden, he's got a good shot right now.
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>>75459110

Gotcha. That or Alonso curse.
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>>75459074
Bugged shift mechanics
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>Alotion will never win
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Pagenaud confirmed washed up.
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Newgarden'd!
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Cmon Hinch, I hate to root for a leaf but I don't like Penske/Ganassi parades
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Newgarden around Pagenaud.
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>Congolombia
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>>75459195
No bully
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>Rain
WEW
buckle up, lads
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>Jean Girard = Old & Busted
>Newgarden = New Hotness
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>Discovers that Macron is total reverse of Le-Pen and is pro EU Federalism

FUUUUUUUUUCK, the worst is that he has everything to Win this shit


>>75458996
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>>75459278
about time the rain tires got some use
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>>75459298
shut the fuck up about the frog election and watch the race
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>Rain Coming Soon
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Just realized that this is an open wheel race with Alex rossi and Max Chilton driving and fernando Alonso without a ride
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>>75459298
Honestaly i feel ashamed that he says that is from Center

I AM MORE POLITICAL CENTER THAN THIS EU KEK
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>>75459376
also Takuma Sato and Sébastien Bourdais
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>>75459347
B-but i AM watching the Race on TV
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>>75459386
>>>/pol/

we're trying to watch a race here,
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>>75459482
See
>>75459467
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Newgarden is gonna get Power
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>>75459550
No one cares you stupid monkey
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>Veach in the top 5 (pit cycles, i know, but still)
>All this passing
>Rain still possible
We got a race here, lads
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>>75459550
OK fine but stop going off topic
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>>75459568
>Monkey

At least im not a Fat hamburger lover
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>>75459627
>Brazilian """""bantz"""""
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>>75459579

>Veach

Is he a 30-something that looks like a kid? Or a 20-something that looks like a little kid?
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>>75459627
Leave hamburgers alone
they dindu nuffin
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>>75459558
I sure hope so.
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>>75459376

I had forgot that Chilton is Indycar, but it's obvious why. He's absolute rubbish. 2 top 10s last year and 19th out of 20 full time drivers. He makes Kimball look good.
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>>75459674
dunno
He's subbing for JR Hildebrand
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>>75459674
He's a kid disguising himself as a 20 something. He literally weighs like 110 pounds.
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FUCK WILL POWER
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>>75459627
that's your own problem bruh
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Deam i love this spider
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>>75459698
Ganassi's drivers all suck except for Dixon

yes TK too he needs to retire
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>>75459717
Easy there, He's not that bad.
As long as Newgarden sticks it to him then all is well in the world.
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How much money would it cost for me to throw an exhibition race with top F1 and Indy drivers in equal cars?
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>>75459766
I always wonder what would happen if someone somehow cleared the walls and crashed into it
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>>75459809
Start off by selling a kidney
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Giant spider attacking the race track confirmed
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>>75459809
An unbelievable amount.
Would have to be in the off seasons in the winter too.

RoC is stupid, would be better to have an open wheel high DF developed that neither series drivers have ever driven.

>Conor around Munoz
>Chilton fails to get Munoz

>chilton fails
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>>75459809

I'll donate a fiver to your cause but only if they have to drive Polaris Slingshots
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>>75459917
This spider is like the mascot of track

Idk why they choose the spider
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>>75459809
Massa used to host that karting race with Indy and F1 guys during winter
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ALONSO ON DA MIC
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>>75459842
Its almost impossível, but i really wondered too
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Alonso is the house
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Fernando seems uninterested lol
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>>75459809
Are you willing to cover the costs in case someone gets Wehrlein'd?
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>>75460113
The car he was supposed to follow had a problem on the first lap
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>>75460072
I wanted a IROC type of racing, sadly IROC died hard
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ROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLIIIIINNNNGG STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
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>>75460113
he just wants to watch the race
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Paul Tracy is trying to scare Alonso out of doing this thing
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>>75460113
Of course dude, he's been hanging around pits and press all weekend, must be pretty boring
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Alonso chilling.

>All the Spaniards are shitposting in the clasico thread to see their guy
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>Paul Tracy giving Indy 500 advice

last person I'd listen to
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>>75460247
why wouldn't you listen to someone who won the race?
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Guys.
Fernando knows how to drive, stop.
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>>75460280
>
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DONT LISTEN TO THEM ALONSO
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>>75460280

Cartfag pls go
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>>75460247

Friendly reminder Pic Related stole the 2002 Indy 500 win from him.
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>>75460204
I agree with CHI-LE-LE-LE guy

I Think that media is attacking him more than he thogout and IndyCar is allowing it
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>>75460292
IndyCars and ovals is very different
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>other series
>other cars
>other drivers

Alonso to NASCAR confirmed
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ALONSO CONFIRMED INDY 500 BIGGEST RACE IN THE WORLD

WE DID IT USA USA USA
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>>75460363
Would watch/10
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>>75460217
They Will be here in Indy50
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>>75460292

Ovals are scary shit.
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>>75460395

How are the 500 race threads? I'll never get to see them
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>>75460385
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>75460363
>>75460392

Haikkonen raced in Truck Series once
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>>75460385
IndyCar best series
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>>75460385

Until Lewis Hamilton goes and races NASCAR.

>>75460435

They can be fun, but are full of casuals and meme-lords.
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>>75460363
>>75460392
Imagine the memes when NASCAR forces him to run the ARCA race at Daytona/Talladega before approving him to run the superspeedways
>>
>we spoke to a guy for 3 mins time for more ads
FUCK AMERICAN TV
>>
>>75460435
Idk, this year Will be my First year too
>>
>>75460401
Alonso knows that.
He's been paying attention and I'm sure Michael has told him that car setup is hugely important on ovals almost more so than ability.
>>
>>75460435
Like this but more dank memes and shitposting
>>
>>75460332
>he thinks Russia stole the election from Hillary too
>>
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>>75460500
>AMERICAN TV

"American" TV
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>2005 U.S. Grand Prix
>>
>>75460481
>They can be fun, but are full of casuals and meme-lords.
It's going to be 10 times worse this year with the F1fags flooding it and watching a non-F1 race for the first time in their life
>>
>showing fernando a photo of the 2005 US GP
KEK
>>
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
>>
>>75460435

You get to see meme racers who only show up for that one event, which means when they fuck up, you can shitpost about them.
>>
>>75460453
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QmLgRJrMfpc
>>
>>75460591

Trump voter here. TG legit made the call from the head office to give the win to one of "His" (Read: Indy Racing League) teams.

>>75460664

Somebody post the geisha tattoo Fernando has on his back.
>>
>>75460727
Lazier will run again
He unironically won it in 1996
>>
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>>75460679
>the F1fags
Insufferable cunts that they are...
>>
are they gonna interview Fernando for the next 2 hours or cover the race damn
>>
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>>75460727
Can't fucking wait
>>
>Sato will never win one for da pan

Why even live, lads.
>>
AND WE ARE ON THE MIDDLE OF RACR
>>
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>>75460793

With a broken back held together with pins and plates, no less.
>>
>>75460815
yes
>>
>>75460814
Basically just Hamilfags.
Worst driver personality ever desu senpai.
>>
>>75460858
he won Long Beach in 2013
>>
I hate the modern meme of posting everyone's twitter handle when they're on TV.
>>
>"This is the narrowest pit road the indycar drivers have to deal with this season"

>TFW you think about the Baltimore street race
>>
>>75460837

Can't wait to see him again, la.
>>
>>75460858
nani?
>>
>>75460963
if it wasn't that, you'd find something else to "hate" you little contrarian, you.
>>
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>>75460966

I miss him.
>>
>>75460858
So sad his kamikaze attack on Franchitti didn't work
>>
>>75461063
I think I'm more of grumpy grandpa than an edgy contrarian
>>
>PT fumbling the hand shake
kek
>>
>>75460793

Buddy is great because you 100% know he will be 31st through 33rd on the grid
>>
>>75460858
Man, i remember that crash of Sato in 2012

Japan people was sad a lot and spent the last Lap in silence
>>
>>75461085
>kamikaze attack

it was a perfectly legit attempt to pass, Francheati pinched him into the grass. It is proof of Taku's honor and skill that he didn't collect Dario in the spin.
>>
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>>75460950
>>75460970

Wasn't around for that one. So he's done it once, but he'll probably never do it again.
>>
>>75461389

It was a real boneheaded move though IMO. He could've had an easy pass on the back straight.
>>
>>75461501
Franchitti would've put him into the fence no matter what because he's a cunt
>>
>>75461364
>>75461389
No attack, no chance!
>>
>>75461409
Should have made the bubble in the shape of Indy.
>>
>>75461626
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=c6b_1338425990
>>
>Pagenaud clawing his way up

That frog is a fighter.
>>
>>75461439
Sato even led the championship for a while that year. He also choked away a win here in Brazil on the last corner the following race
>>
>>75461501
>there is a parallel universe where Munoz, Sato, Hildebrand, Marco, and Scheckter are all Indy 500 winners
>>
>>75461581
True lol
>>
>>75461626
Takuma sure likes to attack the wall.
>>
>>75461719
Is Wheldon alive in the Hildebrand timeline?
>>
>>75461719
>There is a universe where Dan Wheldon never created DW12 and never died
>>
>>75461820
He's racing NASCAR
>>
>>75461719
>there is a timeline where the split didn't happen and Zanardi won the 500 5 times in a row
>>
>Dario Franchitti smashed a cake in his face

kek
>>
>>75461828

>TFW Indycar ceased operation following "The '14 Indianapolis Catastrophe"
>>
>>75461828
dallara was working on the dw12 well before his death.
>>
>>75462009
Yeah but he made big part in adjustss of chassis
>>
>>75462009
I like the idea that DW designed, built, and tested the car on his own.
It's fucking hilarious to me.
>>
Dicksson will win
>>
>Pagenaud feeling lonely on track
He needs a friend.
>>
dog cam activated
>>
>>75462222

>2222
>RUSSIA
>>
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>>75462222
>>
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>>75462150

Well, if Wheldon didn't pass on Hinch wouldn't have had a seat to fill...

>>75462222

QUADS CONFIRM DIXON'S GOING TO OUT-STRATEGIZE EVERYBODY AGAIN
>>
>>75462222
Fug.
Was hoping Newgarden, but I cannt argue with that statement.
>>
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RAIN IN TEN
>>
How many fucking cars has RHR bumped into today
>>
>mfw Brazilian drivers Having a winless season again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Make. It. Rain.
>>
>>75462414

He's hit everything except the Pace Car lol.
>>
>>75462413
BRING IT
>>
>>75462420
Helio's usually got a decent shot at Indy every year
>>
>>75462420
Tony Kaanan is old grandpa
>>
>>75462420
Nasr to IndyCar when?
>>
>Pigot
>>
>20202020
>>
darn pigo was having a decent race
>>
>>75462500
Helio old too
Send us some young guys Brazil
>>
>Pigot is kill
CAWSHUN
>>
Full course caution, this is where Dixon decides the race as was prophesied.
Fug.
>>
>PIDGEOTTO
>>
>Veach immediately pits

I see they've been reading Briatore's book of tricks
>>
why didn't Ed Carpenter just drive Hildebrand car himself

does he hate turning right that much?
>>
>>75462583

Kek.
>>
>>75462614
he sucks at it
>>
>>75462494
Castroneves is only good at Texas and Indy

Also
>Newgarden loves DMX
>>
>>75462614

Yes.
>>
>>75462614
Yes, Pigot is the better option.
>>
>>75462360
yeah same here, if josef can't win i'd rather scott win instead of power
>>
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While we wait for this caution to end, why don't we give a big hand to Cocina Superior, our official food sponsor of "Cocina at the Track" at the 2017 Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama At Barber Motorsports Park!
>>
>>75462558
We have some guys on road to Indy but they are winless as well
>>
>>75462705
>oh boy, here we go
>>
DIXIE

CUP
>>
>Dixon 2nd off of pit road

IT'S HAPPENING
>>
>DIXON IN SECOND

RUSSIAN QUADS DECIDE RACE
>>
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>>75462705
>what you get

v what you expected
>>
>>75462558
>Send us some young guys Brazil
Kinda hard to do when >we don't really have a lot of talent coming up. Karting is way too expensive around here and most kids either give up when they fail to make it to F1 or decide to stick to Stock Car. Leist is doing Indy Lights this season but he is pretty average. Maybe Franzoni might get something done in Pro Mazda
>>
>>75462705
looks mediocre as fuck, guess you can't expect much from the south
>>
>>75462705
>iceberg lettuce
yup, we're in the south
>>
New Zealand vs Australia
>>
What is Honder
>>
>kimball in front

this will not end well, this guy needs to fuck off
>>
>>75462835
$200 a ticket

3 meals like that, seats next to the buffet, and a garage pass
>>
This is getting crazy, better head off to commercial
>>
RAIN CONFIRMED

WE HAVE RAIN
>>
>>75462832
Oh yeah our auto-racing is still based on

>WOOOOO WE NEED FIND THE NEXT SENNA

When they should find another Racing like NASCAR or even super GT

Speaking on Super GT, JP Oliveira is the only BR driver that still drivers good
>>
RAIN CONFIRMED

time for a good finish here
>>
RAIN TIME BOYS
>>
>>75462832
I got to speak to Leist last year when he was doing BRDC F3, he was pretty content and had the support of the team. The problem is that he's having to share at Carlin this year. Not what he's been used to
>>
>>75462967
yeah can't miss that heated action behind a pace car!
>>
>inb4 someone randomic Wins beacuse rain
>>
100% guarantee Kimball defend someone wide into a corner and off the track, then further 55% chance he attempts to chop down inside to block the 3rd guy from passing
>>
>>75463060

>3060
>>
>>75463060
Chilton \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ let the memes rain down
>>
R A I N
A
I
N

meme finish inbound
>>
Chilton got Sato
>>
HINCH GOT PINCHED.
>>
inb4 the two leaders take each other out and a random wins
>>
that move was clean as fuck, commentators getting too hyperbolic. Dixon fucked up
>>
>leaf
>>
>>75463239
can 2017 get any better
>>
Hinch on the grass
>>
>>75462976
I agree, but the drivers also have the same mentality. And most of them come from rich families anyways, so if F1 doesn't work they can safely leave motorsports and have a decent fallback option, so being a pro driver in other series isn't as attractive for them. You do have exceptions though, like based Pipo
>>
Someone is using rain tires?
>>
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>kwl
>>
>>75463339

Don't think so. It's sprinkling, but it's not enough to get the cars unstuck.
>>
>>75463338
We need more people that need Race for the love of racing and now beacuse of glory of F1
>>
>>75463433
And not*
>>
Come on Newgarden, the numbers are against you, but at least get Dixon.
>>
>Not Hélio's Penske Wins again

WHAT A SUSPRISE
>>
OH PLEASE POWER DROP OUT

AHAHAHA
>>
>>75463532
Castroneves and Kaanan are washed up
>>
Give Will Power's tire your energy lads \o/\o/\o/
>>
>>75463274
Tracy was projecting.
There are few drivers in Indycar history as aggressive. He's like Kimball but with race wins and skills.

>POWER WITH POSSIBLE PUNCTURE
>>
>POWER
>POWER
>POWER
>POWER
>POWER
>POWER
>POWER
>>
BTFO
>>
HAHAHAHA POWER FLAT TIRE, RAT-FACED BOGAN BTFO
>>
DIABEETUS in. Power's out front, but the team thinks there might be a problem with his right rear tire.

>>75463609

That's because back in the old days, the cars were a lot flimsier and would break just running around on the track; The last thing anyone would think about is bumping somebody.
>>
IT'S MY PRIDE THAT MADE ME DISTANT
>>
NEWGARDEN VS DIXON
FUUUUUUUCK
STAY AWAY DIXON
>>
\o/\o/\o/ \o/\o/\o/
We did it lads!
>>
Thank you based Firestone

Fuck that cunt
>>
>punch in the groin
>>
>Alotion moving up
>Pagenaud in third

Life's good, lads.
>>
This should be an exciting finish now
>>
GIVE NEWGARDEN YOUR ENERGY
>>
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NEWGARDEN
>>
CMON CASTRONEVES CMON
>>
>>75463710
>alotion curising 17th all race
>suddenly 11th

mastermind
>>
NEWGARDEN RRRRRAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEGGGGHHH
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEWGARDEN
>>
CRAZY RUSSIAN QUADS WIN LOL
>>
FOR DIXIELAND WE TAKE OUR STAND
TO LIVE AND DIE FOR DIXIE
>>
>Grand Prix
>on an oval
Should call it a Grand Pricks t.b.h.
>>
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>Newgarden
>>
>Oval racing next week
Get hype!
>>
>>75463889
Was just about to post about this, more than a little triggering
>>
You could clearly see the left sidepod dragging on the ground, Paul
>>
>>75463904
WOOOOOOOOOO

>Its the last IndyCar Racing on the actual Phoenix
>>
Oh fuck
Dixon has over 2x the amount of P2P
>>
>>75463904
Indy and Pocono are the only ovals worth a shit
>>
>>75463949
But he seems that less fuel
>>
>>75463954
>Iowa Speedway
>>
>>75463954
Texas is very nice
>>
>>75463954
Texas is cool too
>>
>>75463979

t. Eddie Gossage
>>
>>75463930
>>Its the last IndyCar Racing on the actual Phoenix
?
>>
>>75463997
Texas is going to be deadly this year
>>
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>Rossi 5th
>Bourdais 8th
>Sato 9th
>>
>>75464003
Michigan is actually better it's the same layout and you can see clear across the track
>>
>>75464016
How so?
>>
>>75464014
They gonna reform the track and change s/f line
>>
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>>75464003
>>75463979
>>75464016
>>
>>75464037
>1.5 mile quad-oval, 20-24 degrees banking
>2.0 mile d-oval, 18 degrees banking
>same layout
>>
>>75464053
oh right. track was already ruined when they removed the grass on the backstretch
>>
Light at the end of the tunnel, Josef and Dixon have equal P2P
>>
>>75464014
Brazil is retarded and thinks moving the start/finish line matters more than completely changing the shape of the track previously.
>>
>>75464053
The racing surface is staying the same, they're just moving the start/finish line and changing the pitlane
>>
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>>75464045
fresh repave.... 1.5 mile oval....what could go wrong
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>75464078
http://www.nascar.com/en_us/news-media/articles/2017/1/30/phoenix-raceway-project-plans-news-finish-line.html

>>75464115
The New S/F is litteraly on the middle of Turn 2
>>
>>75464125
this is what happens every time when I run a full grid on TMS with a CART 2001 mod
>>
Dixon slowing down
>>
we did it
>>
>>75464125
It will be fine.
They tested there.
NEWGARDEN BEAT THE ODDS.
>>
>forced to swallow
PHRASING
>>
ROSSI

POSSE
>>
fuk yea newgarden
>>
>SeaBass still leading the championship
Is the absolute madman actually going to do it?
>>
YES LADS!!
>>
>Aleshin
>>
>>75464217
nah
>>
>>75464246
>Chilton
>>
USA
S
A
>>
>>75464246

Good enough for me. He's never gonna win anything big.
>>
ALONSO SPOTTED
>>
Rossi 5th not bad
>>
Barber was a fucking awesome race as usual m8s.
>>
serious question is RHR drunk

hit like 10 cars today
>>
>>75464359
he's always like that, yet cries the loudest if someone gets near him
>>
This guy is a fantastic shill
>>
>>75464359
He's mad. Bad season, bad mood.
He's going to kill someone out of spite before the end of the year.
>>
AMERICA'S BRAVE JOSEF NEWGARDEN
>>
marker on the lense lel
>>
Always great to see Will Power mad
>>
>Taking things pretty well
>>
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>>75464464
>>
>Power slowly losing the desire to live
>every week we get to see the spark leave his eyes

kek this is fun
>>
>>75464516
I'm loving every moment of it
He'll wreck out at Phoenix
>>
>>75464474
>as he was yelling with his wife and Tim Cindric
Kek
>>
>>75464343
yeah its a really good track
>>
>>75464516
>Alonso and Power will use their empty souls to fuel their next respective championship runs
>they will feel nothing even after winning
>>
>>75459842
It would be extremely painful.
>>
>Castroneves
>"That's Why Roger keeps hiring the young talent."

Sounds a little bitter there Helio.
>>
>>75464720
It's a big spider.
>>
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>>75464767
He knows he's next
>>
let's all laugh at Marco again ahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>75464848
I can't wait to see helio and juan in a DPi together next year.
>>
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>>75464818
UU
UU


ALSO YOUR FINAL REMINDER FOR THE WEEKEND....IMSA IS A SERIES OF PEACE
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