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Boston Red Sox vs Baltimore Oreos game thread

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Mookie edition
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>ETERNAL 4th PLACERS

KEK
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top for price
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>the state of Kevin Gausman's literally incalculably high ERA
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>red sox hit back to back home runs
>fenway south is nothing but cheers

my sides
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machado fastball to the helmet when?
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Mom told me to sweep up every Sunday.
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RIP whoever drafted Gooseman
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>>75453746
I always lol'd at people who said he'd be better than Bundy. Can't wait for Tillman to get back and bump Gausman into the bullpen
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I wish Farrell would quit fucking with the lineup and start having some consistency. JBJ was batting second yesterday and was 2 for 3 with a homerun. Today Farrell rewards that performance by sticking him in the 6 hole and sure enough he strikes out. Pls fire Farrell.
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Wow!
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>>75453713
baltimore is a plastic fanbase what did you expect
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>>75453809
he had some good swings there
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>>75453713
Who's that on the left? Wade Boggs?
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going to be embarrassing when sux blow a 4-0 first inning lead.
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>>75453852
average baltimore pinkhat
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>>75453852
Delete
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>>75453852
Savage
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>putting oreos in the thread so nobody but red sox fans can find it the catalogue
thx
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why won't they hit manny?
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>Gausman in general this year
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>>75453918
???everyone in Baltimore is a Red Sox fan judging by the cheers...
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>>75453959
Judging by where I live, everyone in Baltimore is doing lawn work today
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>>75454004
typical baltimorons, being productive n sheeit
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>>75453959
That stadium looks pretty orange to me
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gausman's gotta get his head outta his ass
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>>75454047
He's looking good now. Just has that Ubaldo syndrome where he sucks horribly in the first inning. That fucking manlet was clearly out. Fucking Benintendi
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>gooseman
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>>75454119
Lol wrong idiot omg
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Guess who's officially back from vacation, lads.
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>Hanley Ramirez
>bases loaded

lol time for a strikeout or a loud fly out
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So like are we trading Gausman to the cubs soon or what
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>>75454175
You can't swindle the super Jew Epstein, be careful
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At what point do we admit that Hunter Harvey is a bust?
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>>75454175
You can just tell he's gonna go the NL at somepoint and turn into a great starter
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>>75454175
Get the Mariners on the line
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>>75454175
Multiple Cy Youngs inbound
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>>75454175
you will trade him to the jays for steve pearce
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>>75454175
>>75454215
We need to trade him to Seattle and get another 4 all stars and a future HOFer for him
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>>75454159
Damn...
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>>75454159
Sometimes...I just hate being right about him.
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TAKE A SEAT BOY
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We getting EGOD today?

I hope he doesn't turn into ETip in the late innings like he has been lately.
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>>75454004
>too poor to pay people do to your lawn
Classic baltipoor
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>bacon and beer
>O'Brien goes full autist

JBJ that was a terrible bunt
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>bunting to help out a pitcher who usually takes 10 pitches to get an out
based jbj
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did anyone else's asshole pucker at that almost-salami last inning?
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>>75454477
To be fair, with how autistic managers are about shifts nowadays

>shift the 3B over to fucking 2nd or something
>no one at third
>bunt up third baseline

And you're basically guaranteed a hit. Problem is executing the bunt, which JBJ didn't do.
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>>75454477
>wanting to rack up the pitch count on a guy who is shit so they can get to the bullpen earlier
Typical Britdumb. Go back to your foot kick shit general.
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>>75454194
accurate

>>75454215
also accurate

>>75454220
also accurate!

high fives all around! I have no patience left for the kid. I swear to god he's forever between AAA and a low tier starter
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>>75454566
Orioles long reliever today is a AAA pitcher
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>>75454584
So is your starter from what he's show today.
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>>75454431
>paying people to do your lawn
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I haven't seen EGOD this dominant since before he became ETip (and that one Oakland game where he carried a No-No into the 8th)

IS HE BACK BROS??
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>>75454618
He'll get injured again, just wait
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lunch with grampy

he says red sox aren't hitting and frowns

WTF red sox!! you make grampy sad-- and i KILL YOU. score or YOU DIE
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Fuck man the O's should have had like 4 dingers but the Red Memes are cheating again and using the wind to their advantage.
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>>75454645
DELETE THIS
>blows out his knee next inning

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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hi is anyone there
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>>75454175
>not moving him to closer after britton leaves
shiggydoodah
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X please.

>NESN just complimented the Eternal 4th Placer turnouts this weekend

FUCKING NESN STOP RUINING MY MEMES
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>Bombston actually winning for a change
>thread is dead

Why are you fucks only good for shit posting?
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>>75454800
Actually, it speaks more about how the Eternal 4th Placer "fans" only show up when they're winning though.
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>>75454800
actually, it's a sunday and i'm not going to work hard on the lord's day
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>>75454800
They love complaining even more than SJWs. The most active I've seen the Sox were in like 2014 and 15 when they were fucking awful
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>>75454852
that's because being bad is good
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>>75454845
The lord's day is saturday you tit
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ahahahahahha nice play, fucking RETARD
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>>75454852
Shut up you dumb memelord even you know thats not completely true (its only kind of true)

Go meme somewhere else, fucko

>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS
>DEFENSE

ABSOLUTELY
WEW
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Fucking hell
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>>75454877
church of england is heretics i excommunciate them all
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>>75454877
OY VEY ITS ANOTHER SHOAH
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>>75454852
Good thing /sp/ wasn't a thing from like 1910 to 2004 then
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I see we've given up for today

Betts is going to remember he likes the left field wall now
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>oreos in charge of fielding
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>Hardy error
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>dookie bustts

Dave fuckign dfa this kid right now

>>75454927
shut up memelord
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are you dolts watching a stream or something you're so far behind
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Nintendo is good
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>>75454956
No I'm at the game
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>>75454956
Tfw mlbtv streams are behind
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catch up or neck yourself
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>>75454956
im at the game
not haha fooled you
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>>75455029
f*uck
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>>75454933
>bawston in charge of taking advantage of the situation
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>>75454956
at the game too
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Long time Baltimore fan here, I've actually never been to the arena to see a match
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remember that time Manny slid into Pedroia and he left the field crying with a bruised vagina and all the sawks fans said they were triggered
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>>75455070
Are you also an Angels fan btw?
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>>75455070
Probably because you live in rhode island
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How long until Orioles inevitably seize the lead?
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>>75455079
Manny Ramirez never did this
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>>75455118
ERod is going to step off the mound funny and hurt his knee, and we get the bullpen that was overworked last night
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>>75455131
you don't know what happened
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>>75455118
Red Memes have to meme their way into a win eventually
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>>75455118
The Red Sox will NOT blow this game.

They can't.
I won't allow it.
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>>75455151
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE
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LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S
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How come Remy can notice the mechanical errors with pitchers right away, but Carl fucking Willis does literally nothing and never comes out to tell the pitcher what's wrong?

Why is Carl Willis even employed?

What the hell does he do?

Based EGod tho
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why did they allow e rod to get tattoos
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>hypersexualized latino Machado unbuttoning more and more buttons from his shirt
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>bustgaerts
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>poogaerts

fucking DFA him NOW
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>>75455380
the kid's face is too busted to be a sex icon
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>>75455319
Because carl sits below ground in the dugout while remy is up top with a nice view
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>red sox pitchers not defending pedroia and just continuing to let machado live
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>>75455407
very good logical post
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>>75455416
they saw what happened to Ventura. No one want to face Machado's fists of death
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>>75455407
And that impacts the PITCHING coach's ability to analyze his pitcher's mechanics how?

He does fucking nothing. Ever since he was brought in after they fired Nieves, he has done literally fucking nothing. He didn't improve any pitching that year, the year after, nor this year.

Fucking Pedroia has to be the one to tell others about their problems.
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>>75455458
yeah look what happened to donaldson
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>>75455458
Shit dude too soon.

Even though Ventura was a cocky pos who started fights with every team.
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>>75455473
Everything looks good when you're underground lol idk I just watch the games on tv
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this will be my first ever no-hitter
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>>75455514
in the end we're all just fans imo
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>>75455514
Sure, being in the dugout and looking out makes it harder to analyze the strikezone and if the pitchers are outside/inside.

But pitcher mechanics are different. You can notice a pitcher's should "flying open" like Remy said, or how high he's lifting his leg, or where he's putting his hands.

And it's not like Willis can't sit on the ledge to get a higher PoV
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>>75455568
they should put stands in the dugout for the coach so he can watch, like you know the big chairs? lifeguard chairs, like that
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I know this is unrelated to a Baltimore Vs Boston thread but its still funny

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2017/04/22/tom-brady-gives-much-best-buddies-but-takes-millions-for-his-personal-trust/fX6A4ZqPaYAehmHllm9iLI/story.html
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EGOD

SIT THE FUCKING DOWN ROIDBO
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Trumbo?

MORE LIKE DUMBO LMAO
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>>75455602
man raises lots of money for charity is always funny
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>>75455602
wtf,,. that monster
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>>75455592
+1 to this logical post
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>>75455602
Fucking Boston Globe hit pieces

Get that #FakeNews outta here
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Who else never watches the games, just follows the threads?
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>>75455640
He's funneling money from one charity to fund his friends though
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>>75455711
DESU I've never seen a game of baseball in my life I'm an orioles fan btw
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>>75455716
no, he's taking some money from his friend's charity to put towards his own charity,
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>>75455711
Honestly I'm only a patriots fan posting in case there's a no hitter
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>>75455729
Bombston tryhards are trying hard
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>>75455716
>He's funneling money from one charity to fund his friends' charities though
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hahahah good hit new papi
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BASED FUCKING MORELAND

MITCHY MITCH
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>>75455756
thats still shitty and unethical as fuck
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BASED PAPI
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Haha someone post the go yard meme
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>>75455814
wtf, i didn't do it dude don't be pissed at me
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Based fucking Pseudo Papi

>Jones almost robbed that
wew
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>>75455786
And in what universe is that considered ok to do?
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>>75455835
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>>75455814
It's not even a proper charity, it's a "trust" too so the money can just vanish into his own pockets
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>>75455847
In this universe?
That happens with literally every non-pofit.

Don't be naive. The article even says it. In fact, they says its common for celebs to even be flat out paid for their contributions.
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>laughingmoreland.jpg
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MASN reminding everyone that Robert Andino exists
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>>75455897
>b-but everyone else does it

Oh yes, the classic Tom Brady/Patriots defense in response to cheating
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>>75455847
this one.
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>>75455903
He hasn't earned that right yet.

Soon though, soon.

>Vazquez literally threw his bat at the ball
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hahah vazquez, go get your bat, little bitch boy. hey, don't worry about the bat, little bitch boy, maybe swihart can get it for you WHEN HE COMES UP TO TAKE YOUR JOB ahahahah, little bitch,
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>>75455814
Its not unethical. Retarded people don't know how to manage money anyway, so its better diverted to charities for non-retards. You sound like a greedy pissed off retard crying that you aren't getting some of Brady's hard-earned charity moneys.
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>>75455971
>swishart
>not the 7th catcher on the team

gonna waste his career in the minors because Dave refuses to trade him

Dave is such a cheeky cunt
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>>75456001
wow,
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>>75455924
>ROBERT ANDINO MENTIONED
I saw him play last week and took a picture. Next time I'll get his autograph.
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>>75456057
yeah if you love him so much why don't you marry him
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I'm not gay but Mitch is hot as fuck
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bring kimbrel in NOW
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NO HITTER BTFO

THANKS A LOT STEVE LYONS FOR INTENTIONAL JINX

LOL--- EROD BTFO
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>>75456186
good post
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Rip no-no
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>>75456186
>John using Kimbrel for a 12 out save

12 Dimensional Chess right there

BASED EGOD
FILTH
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>>75456093
>still mad about the walk off

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7RFXOZ0Vrs
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>>75456326
i don't even recognize these dumb teams lmao
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>>75456319
>save
im dumb
but my point still stands
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>use kimbrel to finish out a game in the fifth inning
>he is unavailable for weeks

everybody wins
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>Remy singing
>OB and Remy joking together

Are they finally becoming friends
Remy always takes forever to warm up to people
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Jerry go home you're drunk also your son is a murderer
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>>75456498
old men are wise
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>>75456524
>Remy
>wise

lol
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>>75456559
well they say you learn from your mistakes so he has learned a lot by now :)
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>boiston play-by-play guy talking out of the side of his mouth
why do you fools put up with this shit?
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ETip please don't do what i think you're doing.
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holy shit ben nintendo almost killed that young fan
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>>75456629
OB is the pbp
Remy is the color

they're both interesting and unique and I enjoy them you meme

>>75456640
Based Nintendo saves the day
God I love the kid.
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Who /magic/ here?
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>>75456747
>Eternal 4th Placers
>legs

lol
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>>75456696
>having a tv voice separate from your real voice
>unique
might as well broadcast in falsetto desu
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MASN's commentary sucks
don't @ me
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DIE MANNY DIE
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>>75457012
yeah this
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>>75456747
I just realized this is a picture of I think a cricket ball? What is that?
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>>75457031
double cheeseburger
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Wew

Based Marco out tchea killin niggas
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that wasn't bad
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>>75456747
been chasing that dragon since the magical 2012 season f4m
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>not cleating the 2nd basemen there
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>>75457077
uhh, no thanks, i'll just take a salad
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>>75457099
>Pablo Mcfatshit
>capable of stretching his leg or sliding

What an absolutely dreadful steal Marco
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First his didn't charge the mound last night now this?

fucking cut hernandez PLEASE
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Oh yeah this guy

Opposite of the Jays cookie dispenser reliever
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Nintendo please
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wow great effort ben nintendo
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ok it's fucking 6-0

just drill machado already cunts
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BASED Nintendo oh wait what are you doing.

Ya know, I love the kid, but he's done that a lot.

Fucking put your head up and watch the fucking ball dude. Completely avoidable out if he just pays attention.
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I've never watched baseball in my life but might as well start now.
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>>75457504
you don't have to if you don't want to
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>>75457505
I really like this meme you got going on here tbqh with you Joe.
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BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ABSOLUTELY MAD
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I fucking LOVE JBJ
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>JBJ gets hurt
>CF defense becomes meh

>JBJ comes back
>Literally impossible to get a hit in CF

He's too based.

John better have someone warming.
ERod is clearly wearing.
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HIT HIM EDDY
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umm is he throwing at him
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i don't get it, those were really bad pitches, was he trying to hit him
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>>75457866
yes and he fucking missed three in a row what an idiot
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>e rod trying to bean manny but his aim is off

nice try bud
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>4 pitch walk
That'll teach him for injuring the red sox player, getting on base when the team needs him to
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>>75457532
What's the benefit of loading the bases?

Or is this pitcher fucking up?
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honestly if those were meant to hit him that was weak
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>>75457941
generally there is no benefit to loading the bases
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>>75457941
He's clearly tiring and losing it.

Of course John doesn't have anyone warming, so he'll wait until ERod gives up the lead to bring anyone in.
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>>75457941
He's a young pitcher getting up there in pitch count so his aim is off
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Genuinely can't tell the difference in baseball knowledge between the two brits
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wow, jesus, someone calm that guy down he's going to hurt someone throwing his bat around everywhere, wtf
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>>75458069
yeah and they all look alike too
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LMAO

DUMBO ROID RAGE
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fuck you ump
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Anything not directly down the middle is a ball with this ump
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How is nobody fucking warming in the pen?
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>>75458184
he has to keep his birds close :)))
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>>75458196
Erod has only given up 1 hit, that would lower his confidence bud maybe you should think about THAT
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where is the reliever what are youd oing john
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>>75458196
>Willis comes out

>Kelly JUST starts warming

I hate Farrell so fucking much.

It's not fucking like ERod was coming out for the 7th
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>OUR GUY WARMING UP

OH BABY BETTER WATCH YOUR HEAD MANNY
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lol, just throw strikes though
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>>75458238
>walks the fucking world
>nearing 100 pitches

>worried about his confidence

disagree tbqh with you Joe
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>>75458317
he's a new dad if you take him out early he might think he won't be able to raise a good boy
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dumb frog poster

>>75458317
apologize
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>>75458287
literally me in the gif when a baltimore fan talks shit
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>>75458344
this is literally the only acceptable excuse tbqh with you Joe

>>75458348
rude and no
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>>75458287
>joe kelly when someone kills him in call of duty
lol
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>>75458287
>autistic hick
>your guy
lmao at u
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>>75458409
idk joe kelly is more yuppie than hick to me
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PANDA DIDN'T GIVE UP A BIG ERROR

STOPPED THAT BALL WITH HIS GUT LIKE A GOLD TUBBER FUCKING BASED PANDA
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RISP
I
S
P
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Farrell a fucking GENIUS huh

You win this round, John you fucking piece of shit.

Still no reason to not have had Kelly warming earlier.
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>>75458438
yeah desu I confused him with some other pitcher and thought he was from florida rather than california
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A P O L O G I Z E
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>>75458287
at least he has balls and will defend his teammates
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>>75455761
Why are there so many pats fans in the uk?
Not complaining, just curious.
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>>75458547
I refuse

Broken clock right twice a day etc
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>mfw the red sox keep expanding the lead just so it's even more embarssing when they lose
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dumb orange duck poster
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>>75458397
>>75458409
say that to him online and see what happens
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fucking idiot if you post some dumb bird
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>>75458594
1. they're good
2. they have england in the name
>>
>>75458648
>its a duck
>a freaking duck
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>mfw the red sox fans act like petulant children
>>
>>75458654
>Kelly and JBJ are both Prestiges

JBJ's kill ratio is retarded.

He had a game he posted where he was like 55 and 2
>>
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notice how mookie doesn't cleat him right in the knee?

this is how you actually slide dumb orange ducks
>>
>an orange duck

lmao what a poo logo tbqh with you Joe
>>
>>75458663
case closed
>>
>>75458663
Fair enough
>>
Notice how the tripfags aren't watching?

Truly die-hard fans they are
>>
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>>75458706
>ace on the baseball field and ace on the battlefield
truly our guy
>>
>>75458706
pfft, fucking casuals, i'd like to see their best dwarf fortress saves,
>>
>Eternal 4th Duckers
>defense

lmao

Based Mitchy
>>
>>75458843
u wot
>>
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>mfw just posting my team's logo makes red sox kiddies lose their minds
>>
>>75458883
baited,,,. just that easy
>>
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>>75458706
Ok I exaggerated, it wasn't 55 to 2, but 42 to 8

Still.
>>
>>75458897
>an orange duck

>a freaking duck
>>
>>75458939
>Console gaming
>>
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>>75458939
>JBJ42(0)

literally our dude
>>
>>75459018
heh... fuck yeah.. dude
>>
>>75458939
>the shitty of rachettry
>>
A
Fucking
Pair
of
SOCKS
>>
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What do you guys think about Joe Kelly's dad's post here? (Not Joe Kelly's opinion btw)
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>looking through JBJ's twitter photos
>see this

Apparently the guy is a minor league pitcher for the Portland Sea Dogs (Red Sox Double A affiliate)

They look cute together -^_^-
>>
>real love for the team no bandwagoners
>lead /mlb/ in smug banter
>very proud of their home state

Are /sp/ O's fans /myfriends/?
>>
>>75459147
F.) become an excellent president (she was the most qualified candidate in history) and continue to advance american interests at home and abroad for a full 8 years
>>
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>>75459211
haha I really like that picture.

Do you ever wish you were on the team so you could hang out with JBJ, Joe, and Lefty Killer?
>>
So did old gay finally kill himself?
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>>75459217
>real love for the team no bandwagoners
>lead /mlb/ in smug banter

????

Eternal 4th Duckers are neither
>>
>>75459211
now post his white wife
>>
>>75459147
>Trump hasn't even prosecuted her
can't keep one election promise lmao
>>
>>75459292
Wrong
>>
>>75459292
only idiots trusted anything that loser said
>>
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>>75459284
>have white wife
>kid is white too

hmmm
>>
>>75459360
mixed race is the future
>>
JBJ is one of the good ones
>>
>red sox pitching is so bad it takes an Orioles prospect for them to even salvage one win

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
>orange duck pitching so bad their ace gave up 4 runs before getting an out
>>
>swinging at a ball in your face

lmao what
>>
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>>75459408
JBJ is based no lie.

And his twitter timeline has some pretty good pics too.

>>75459415
It was Cherington's only good move tbqh with you Joe.
>>
>>75459531
when you're all grown up you can do what you want, it's great
>>
>>75459551
what about the 2013 stuff and all the drafts
>>
Is Matt Barnes elite?
>>
>>75459598
>2013
A complete fucking fluke.

And most of Cherington's draft picks have been shit.

Only Nintendo's really worked, and he was #7 overall and was always slated to be a top prospect. People were surprised he even fell to the Sox.
>>
>>75459661
does a fluke ring count less
>>
Based Vazquez

Swishart on LITERAL suicide watch.
>>
>>75459645
only if he hits machado
>>
>>75459697
As a championship for the team? No not at all.

But it counts less towards his track record as a GM.

If every other year is complete dog and he fails in multiple departments, then that one year is nothing more than a fluke.

>Sandoval hurt

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
sorta glad panda is injured desu

so long as pede is back after the day off
>>
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is Hanley our papi?
>>
>>75459906
wow cute
>>
>>75459906
no moreland is
>>
>Bustgaerts

DFA
>>
>>75460014
lol, i'm not even watching right now
>>
old gay on suicide watch
>>
Surprising how Barnes is so good this year (Outside of that Toronto game of course).

Nice to see.

>That Moreland stretch
wew
>>
>orange ducks 2nd hit of the game

awww good for them, that's so cute
>>
REKT
>>
OUR

GUY
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
BASED LOL
>>
BASED FUCKING BARNES
BASED FUCKING BARNES
BASED FUCKING BARNES
BASED FUCKING BARNES

THAT WAS A FOUL BALL

WTF
>>
Only took two attempts lol
>>
Lol get the fuck out Farrell
>>
That fucking hit his bat.

How the hell was Barnes ejected.

Fuck this ump.
>>
>>75460459
wait they didn't even hit him lol they hit the bat first

>red sox pitching
>>
>>75459645
YES
>>
these fucking umps
>>
>thugging out on a pitch a little inside

Move this shit team to Montreal
>>
The most based thing imaginable is if they called it a foul, kelly came in and then hit him in the head
>>
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>>75460559
mfw
>>
>>75460559
Joe "Chimp shit get hit" Kelly
>>
NOW HIT HIM AGAIN
>>
HES HITTING AGAIN

KELLY

DO IT

FUCKING DO IT
>>
HIT HIM AGAIN

RETRIBUTION
>>
wow those fans are mad
>>
American league pitchers are such faggots, they never have to answer for their actions.
>>
kelly pls
>>
>>75460726
PLEASE BASED JOE
>>
KILL HIM
>>
pedey shut up
>>
>>75460753
Ventura answered to god for his
>>
I would give up the W today if Kelly hits Mochado right now
>>
>>75460753
Why should any of the Sox pitchers have to answer for anything right now? Machimpo spiked Pedroia
>>
>PEDROIA AND MANNY ARGUING

WEW

DO IT KELLY
>>
ok, but nobody let barnes drive home
>>
>>75460799
damn...
>>
these two teams hate each other!!
>>
>>75460799
Too soon ;_;

I was at that game...
>>
>>75460848
stay classy balticucks
>>
Anyone think Pedroia is acting kind of pussy about this whole thing? Wish he was more angry and wanted to started shit.
>>
>>75460882
That was obviously a Red Sox fan indicating that everyone should offer to give him a ride home for his trying to hit Machado.
>>
you blew it joe
>>
KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY KELLY YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>>
>>75460924
Yeah, he was apologizing to Manny
>>
>RBI
based manny
>>
>>75460799
Happypepeface.jpg
>>
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>>
no balls joe
>>
>Barnes of all people is literally our guy this season
what. a. twist.
>>
He still has the chance to hit him with a pickoff throw
>>
I knew he wouldn't do it. The fucking pussy.
>>
>give manny 3rd so he doesn't have a chance to cleat anybody else

smart
>>
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Just get the out Kelly, you've already disappointed me enough this inning.
>>
Machado looks sad :(
>>
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BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI BEAN CHAD MANCINI
>>
>>75461485
I'd feel bad if historically he wasn't a chimp
>>
GET FUCKED ORANGE DUCKS
>>
>>75461485
Based Matt "Fucking spic shits need head hits" Barnes going to be headhunting him all season.
>>
>>75461485
tfw you're just a boy and ur trying to show everyone u grew up but they still think ur some punk
>>
>5 (FIVE) hits
Based
Will they throw at Mookie's head?
>>
5 FOR 5

F
O
R

5

BASED NINTENDO
>>
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Stay mad red cucks. Legal slide. If only your fans werent bandwagoners and knew the rules and watched the game :^)
>>
5-5 NINTENDO

ORANGE DUCKS MAY NEVER RECOVER
>>
>>75461749
>pitch gets away from pitcher
>foul ball
>throw Barnes out of the game
????
>>
>>75461751
Whats the season series record right now bby boi>>75461817
>>75461817

>trying to throw head level period
>>
>>75461817
No, based Matt "Machado's head need red" Barnes was clearly gunning for him.
>>
Someone start a fight god dammit this semen slurping sport is too slow
>>
>>75461868
>getting hits off a knuckleballer
>impressive

what inning did your ace come out of the game?
>>
>>75462027
nice nickname
>>
>>75462086
Bundy went into the 8th
>>
>>75462343
Who started your season opener again?
>>
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>inb4 Abad beans someone
>>
>>75462487
Don't be silly, you don't always start the season with your best pitcher

Detroit held Verlander until game 2 for instance and it's something they almost always do
>>
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>>75462598
Abad will fucking blow the god damn lead.
John better be careful.
>>
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>>75462635
>brits talking about baseball

yeah you want to keep your ace out of as many games a possible
>>
>>75462760
to be fair, we didn't start Sale on opening day
>>
>>75461749
>Baltimore Plastic Birds
>calling anyone else bandwagoners
Meme
>>
>>75462782
Yeah to be also fair you have five acesâ„¢
>>
>>75462888
That's an old meme though tbqh with you Joe.

It had it's run but doesn't work much anymore.
>>
>>75462782
we started the current cy young
>>
Based Kim
>>
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Abad I swear to christ....

Get the last fucking out already.
>>
machado is a piece of shit
>>
DRAFT THAT KID NOW
>>
>>75463027
Can't wait for Buck to keep him on the bench whilst whining that the team needs to get on base more
>>
Why is Abad allowed to live
>Farrell pulling him
KEK
>>
>Sox alpha robs that beta Balticuck of a foul ball
>>
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>MANNY UP AGAIN

HYPE

COME ON ABAD

DO IT

DO

IT

>>>>>>>>>>>>BRINGING IN KIMBREL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
based kimbrel gonna hit manny with a 104 mph fastball
>>
>>75463138
red sox fans = strong

baltimore = weak, need to be protected, but also submissive, symbiotic relationship (they raise the young)
>>
Abad should not be in the MLB
>>
>>75463161
really makes me think
>>
inb4 Kimbrel chokes
>>
>>75463198
that's what i'm here for
>>
>Abad
>Is actually worse than bad
>>
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>>75463233
>>
hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him
>>
>BALL 1
FUCK
>>
>BALL 2

FUCK
>>
>FINAL OUT

FUCK
>>
gg Baltimore can't wait for bench clearing brawls to ensue next series
>>
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>MACHIMPO

KEK

>AN ORANGE DUCK
>A FREAKING DUCK

GG Eternal 4th Placers

What a meme series this will be all season.
I look forward to it, memelords.
>>
why didnt he throw at manny lol
>>
GG orange ducks better luck next time

Have fun playing the victim because a foul ball scared your team so badly you pussys
>>
Well that was anti climatic

ggs Sox. Yanks are slowing down, push em in the cellar with the Jays
>>
>>75463384
don't tell me what to do, but ok
>>
5-5, that is insane.

I told you folks.

Reminds me of a young... BEN NINTENDO COMING
>>
>>75463405
he didn't even hit any dingers
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