BURNLEY vs MANCHESTER UNITED Game Thread

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>Rooney
>Rooney
>Rooney

>>75446153
the city of young """""""""""talent"""""""""" rashford

I actually hate man United and everything about it. I'm not supporting any club now. Just enjoy all the football given to you

https://youtu.be/4UugS9l6QvI

>>75446153
he's going to be a complete passenger. At least Herrera and Fellaini are in the midfield to fuck him off completely

>>75446142

>Westwood and Defour subbing for fucking Burnley

I feel sad.

Also Keane is a goat centre back in FM 17. How is he irl?

happy to see roonely play desu

>>75446153
>Shaw

>>75446153
Fucking hell...

>>75446183
Being saved for City on Thursday. As is Mkhi and Carrick.

>>75446153
about time. missed him already

Burnley 1-0
Rooney and lingard take turns missing passes, and martial dribbles to the end line. There, just saved everyone two hours.

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>no zlatan

>>75446282
>implying I'm not switching to FA Cup after the first half

Lingard has started the last 7 games or something.

>>75446188
>The absolute state of manure

>Gary Neville in UHD
dear lord

>>75446153

>tfw Rashford is my fantasy team captain

Imagine thinking that this will be anything other than an abject 0-0

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>Sean Dyche up next

>>75446368
Im a United fan and every match is a must win. I have to watch. Not a bandwagoner nobhead who gives up

>32 of Bunley's 36 points have come at home

Madness

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>rppney (c)

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>>75446429
>I'm a United fan
>Not a bandwagoner nobhead

>Sean Dyche grooms his sideburns to have an edge
Is this a stylish look?

>>75446505
Anything can be stylish if you're rich enough.

>imbrahimovic and rojo shirts
fucks sake

>wearing your teammate's name on your back as if they had died
what's wrong with the manchester clubs?

>did he smile?

>Jamie Carragher trying to dissuade Keane from rejoining United
>"join Everton la, they're perfect for you"

Couldn't be more transparent.

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>wearing shirts of your injured teammates
wasnt ok when city did it, isnt ok now

they need to stop putting carra on these panels, the accent is insulting

what happens if manu get 4th place and win EL?

does the 5th place team get in to CL

>>75446579
>>75446584

Who the fucks done that?

>>75446573
>>75446579
>>75446584

I bet the pakis love that shit

>>75446609
I think so

>>75446608
His voice is soothing. More tolerant than most other scouse accents

>>75446609
>>75446622
no. The only difference is that United wont have to pre-qualify next season

cant wait for the ABUs to go home crying and crawl back under their rocks just like after we beat a world class chelsea side

>>75446609
No.

>>75446622
Are you serious lad?

UNITED
N
I
T
E
D

ARE THE TEAM FOR ME

>>75446609

No

>that all black left side for yanited

Wew lad

>>75446637
I was doing abit of mental gymnastics desu and didn't want to waste a captcha

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>upbeat pop song is covered by a female singer who turns it into a minimalist slow ballad

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You don't get this in the National League North, I'll tell you that.

I remember when United were just the slightly unlikeable over-corporate club, now them and Arsenal are basically social media exercises for Asian plastics.

>>75446669
girls are talented, deal with it

>that mascot with the smug Pepe pose

Which side is Mee on?

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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ffs they didn't die

Last time people bitched about the starting eleven, they BTFO the league leaders. Let's just wait till the disappointing first half is over before complaining.

Also any streams?

>>75446712
Their careers did

>sunny England

good thread

>>75446584
You sad cunts would complain about anything.

>>75446700
me on the right

>>75446690

ur mum's talented m8

>Wearing shirts for Ibrahimovic like he fucking died

My sides

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>>75446712
When did this shit become acceptable. I fucking hate football sometimes.

>>75446713
Burnley are pretty good at home, but my only hope of this match is United are much better away from home

>>75446712
Zlatan kinda did. It was probably his last game for United so in his case it makes sense. In Rojos not so much but it'd be kinda a dickmove to ignore another injured player.

>>75446723
Feel bad for Rojo, anyone that can get on Costa's tits that much deserves respect.

>>75446713
Yeah come to my house
Bring some Franziskaner weissbeir

>>75446622
>>75446633
>>75446637
>>75446641

i hope manu pulls it off i want to see poop get fucked

TL;DR

>>75446735
His career is over, he is more or less dead in the world of football.

>dab university
>t-shirts with İbra and Rojo on them
>Mourinho
>buying a guy that left you for free for a record fee
>Fellaini

lol. this team was a giant when i grew up. why did everything go wrong?

hello

>>75446729
that's true but it's still mawkish and gay

>Rooney on the left

Top kek. What a shitshow of a finish to his United career.

>>75446736
I ordered another Ibra shirt yesterday to support him.

>>75446791
hes lucky to be on pitch really

>>75446791
Didn't Totti end up playing there for Roma?

>these colours

Fuck's sake why couldn't they just play in blue.

>>75446791

It's his best position.

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>Rooney (c)

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hahahahah no

>dabbing on the floor

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Will United players do a synchronized dab in honour of Pogba's career dying when he came to United too?

>pogdab now dead

When in pay 89m for a player he shouldn't go down so easily

>>75446806
It's mostly because of the sun.

That's a yellow card.

Anyone have a stream?

>>75446831
>he shouldn't go down so easily
After he was legitimately fouled?

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>>75446819
>he doesnt watch womens soccer

found the faggot

How much is Pogba actually worth?

>>75446836
If you insist

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Urban_stream_in_park.jpg

A €120million dabbing Ben Mee

very good tackle from Darmian
>blind

>Another injury
REEE

>>75446836
yeah

>>75446865
United have the biggest squad in the league, it's no problem

wtf was that fellaini?

>>75446847
>women football

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3268594/us-women-soccer-dallas-academy-5-2/

>>75446806

Burnley's camera position means the sunlight is awful, to the point where you can't tell the kits apart if they're similar shades, probably part of the reason.

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>>75446852
>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Urban_stream_in_park.jpg

"No"

>>75446870
Could I have the link to that stream please?

>>75446892
streaming is illegal so no

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>>75446877
>Women in any sport that isn't mud wrestling

Barton = Pogba

>>75446892
www.sky.com/watchonline/Bur-MU/payforityoucheapscum

>pOONEY

>>75446775
>why did everything go wrong?

the world in general is going wrong, football is no exception

FUCK OFF WAYNE

>>75446892
Only taking the piss mate, here

https://soccerstreams.net/streams/6072/burnley-1006_vs_manchester-united-56

Take your pick

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>its an early kickoff episode

>Pooney

Brilliant idea Mourinho

>shitney

>>75446867

Tanned?

>rpppney

>>75446608
You threatened by his handsomeness, m80?

>>75446892

247hd.info

Cricfree.sc

Bookmark them retards

>>75446924
>spoonfeeding for something so simple.

Should've made him think to find the stream

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>>75446877
>english """football"""

>pooney

>>75446937
Given the shite I've seen on /pol/ the last 2 years I've learned to expect very little from an Union Jack

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this thread sucks

we need the based slovak

>>75446924
Thanks

I really, really hope Burnley go down next season. Their ground is not made for the PL.

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>>75446962
SUMMON THE SLOVAK

Rooney offers absolutely nothing at this point

literally just a dude

Bailly has been wank recently

>its a ref loves blowing his whistle match
getting sick of these vain bastards

What does ggmu mean

>>75446988
don't teach refs to stop blowing their whistle, teach players to stop fouling, shitlord

>>75446962
He was up until 4:00am this morning spamming in a Man Utd thread. He's probably asleep.

>Tfw it's another Heaton has a worldy despite being shit episode

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Have you noticed that the Philippino manure bandwagoner has effectively been chased off by the based Slovak?

It's a shame in a way, I would have liked to have seen a confrontation between them.

>>75446982
Heavy touch, shite passing, shite finishing

Its sad seeing him end up like his, such a hard fall from grace

>>75446991
groly groly man u

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>>75446938
>American '''''''''''war'''''''''''''

>>75447005
>He was up until 4:00am this morning spamming in a Man Utd thread
o my daiz

That's another Pogba shot without scoring

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>>75446877
>shock

How is it a shock? It's happened before.

>>75446962
Piss off if you find the thread boring then pal.

>>75447008
yes 1 header directly at him proves he is simply playing on another level who could possibly beat him on this form

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>this United front three

If they win it'll be because of Herrera

>>75447004
t. ref

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>>75447013
the captains armband is top kek

so slow, doesn't even look like a PL match

>gray

>gay

lmao

>>75447032
Martial up front is decent if Rooney would piss off and let him up there

>>75447013
(c)

>Can't help thinking MUFC would be a much stronger team if it had spent the money it spent on Pogba on Kane and Dele Ali.
>thinking Levy would let Kane and Alli go for €100m

>>75447031

>Literally not even watching the match
>Thinks he can try to shitpost about it

sorry for offtopic but what UK channel is arsenal v city on?

i miss Ibra

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>>75447028
it would be even worse without me

Can't get a decent stream of this anywhere

dis is it lads

>>75447079
YES YOU CAN. USE YOUR BRAIN

>>75447071
bt sport

>Manchester United


BOOOOORRRRRRINNNNNGGGG

lmao like seriously who cares about these has beens anymore?

boring players, boring fans, boring manager

boring boring boring!

Really now every man united game is so boring

sad!

>>75447071
bt sport

>>75447079
learn to internet

>>75447013
Im sure that slovak faggot is a bot at this point, he just post the same shit over and over

Rooney looks gassed already

Don't tell me that was meant to be a shot either

>Pooney

>>75447068
Kane and Allis wages would be 1/8 of Dabpgas

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>Rooney comes closest to scoring when he's trying to cross

Fuck's sake.

>>75447071
bt sport

This is the type of match where you need Pogba to dribble 8 players then score an 80 yard blooter

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>>75447093
agreed

china should just buy them

>>75447089
>>75447094
>>75447112
oh well

Rooney is so shit he almost scored

>>75447095
Any stream that isn't Navixsport is just pure shite

>>75447013
It's nice when the good guys win.

What a fucking sitter, rooney can't shoot for shit!!!

>>75447096
the slovak is actually a united customer who despises Mouyes with a passion, and so supports Conte because he also follows Juventus

>>75447096
He must have a dedicated Pogba folder

what a shot by rooney! imagine if he was fully match fit, that would have gone in

>>75447122
learn to acestream

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i love how salty customers get over a random slovakian

Daily reminder that Lingard is on £100k a week

>>75447075
He's gone forever ;_;

>>75447142
>le salty customers!

MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL

Marial was such a bad buy

FUCKING GREAT GOAL

game over

£50 million down the driain

MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>75447170

SMUG FROG
SMUG FROG
SMUG FROG
SMUG FROG

That was a pretty nice goal.

Martial is shit get him off

>barton

M E M E T I A L
E
M
E
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I
A
L

MARTIAL LAW

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OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

class goal desu. pogbaesque

FUTURE

GOAT

Now explain to me why the fuck bourinho hasn't played Martial in the middle

>it's a Joey Barton decides not to foul episode

>now have to pay Monaco money

>that goal increased martial's transfer fee to £65m
looooooooooooooooooooooool

MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK MAN UTD COUNTER-ATTACK GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL MARTIAL

>>75447170
(you)

>tfw Herrera made a more successful assist than Poogba could

>Barton

>>75447142
I love how salty a random slovak gets over a group of millionaires

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>>75447170
>when you're trying to do the "he's shit take him off" meme but you're doing it in a hurry and misspell the player's name

>English press

So happy for martial

>that goal increased martial's transfer fee to £65m
looooooooooooooooooooooool

GOAL OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!!!!

>>75447200

He must have a bet on his yellow card coming later on.

>Zero Celebration

>go all out against Liverpool
>don't even try against united
>the ABL shithole of Burnley

WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING FINE

Herrera assist lads

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Oh I'm sorry ABU chums, did something happen there?

ABSOLUTE STATE OF BALDING BOYD

>>75447221
Will they change the chant to "65 million down the drain now"?

>>75447242
>Liverpoo, the eternal victims

>>75447249
5TH
T
H

>>75447249
I'm sorry, aren't you fifth after spending £500m?

Can't get over how bad Rooney is at football now.

Is Mourinho giving him this as a final test to see if he's worth keeping?

>>75447264
>A fucking australian customer

you cant make this shit up

>>75447071
BBC 1

There is something seriously wrong with ABU's. It's like a mental illness or something.

>>75447282
>Implying his great great grandfather didn't grow up in Salford

>>75447295
Look at the Slovak. Dedicated ABU.

be honest, would you let pogba fuck yr gf?

>>75447299
>Slovak
>ABU
nah. hes an ABMouyes, he still secretly celebrates United wins

>>75447295
Not really, we had to put up with 20 years of them being a great team AND having severe refball in their favour every single week

Now we enjoy seeing them being mediocre

>>75447295
To be fair you'd be lapping it up if a team that was dominating for ~20 years suddenly hit a down turn. They're enjoying it while they can.

>>75447278
resting rashford for the derby

we all know rooney isn't worth keeping

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>>75447295

>>75447278
its so sad. he had potential to be thought of in the same way as pele and maradona

should have been told to fuck off by fergie when he started getting greedy. he got too complacent and lost the drive

>>75447025
>let's just say i can barely walk tnite

lewd

>>75447318
>this customer entitlement
It's permanent, and has been since Fergie left.

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>>75447277

>On the way to the treble
>Caring about the league

What I want to see versus City.

________Martial__Rashford
____Pogba__Carrick__Herrera
Shaw_Blind_Bailly_Darmian_Valenc
___________De Gea

Not that we'll get it. Fellaini will start probably.

>>75447318

Do other teams in this position like AC Milan get this sort of shit though?

ERA PENAL?

Every touch by Rooney has been terrible

>>75447348
>meme formation

fuck off lad

>>75447326
No he didn't he just got old and lost his pace. Look back at what he was in his prime he was underrated with how quick he was, how that he's lost that step we see his pure technique just wasn't good enough

>>75447343
>United 2017
>Treble
dont say this. its embarassing

>>75447265
>>75447277
S E E T H I N G

that was a pretty clear pen desu

>>75447348

>5-3-2

Fuck no it didn't work for Van Gaal. he'll probably move Carrick to CB and stick Fellaini for Blind

>>75447370
>community shield
>EFL cup
>Europa
??

>Run into the back of a player
>Don't even attempt to win the ball
>No foul

Good one ref.

>>75447349
AC Milan had competition though, United dominated the league (faltered a little bit) but over Ferguson's 20 years no on can say they didn't destroy the league.

Think about the memes if Bayern suddenly went shit and started coming 5/6 this is the same thing

>>75447387
theres only one treble mate. If United said any 3 cups is the treble, its pathetic. In my opinion.

>>75447349
Inter and Leeds certainly do.

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>>75447387
>community shield
>Europa

>>75447404
No competition? What are Arsenal and Chelsea?

>>75447390

The refs just don't want to give United penalties this season. They've had 2 in the league, where you could argue they deserved 10 or more.

Will a United player ever receive a yellow card?

Spoiler: no

>>75447387
That's a treble, not THE treble

>>75447360
>>75447381
Didn't you see the United - Chelsea game? That's how Mou set up for that game. He'll almost certainly do the same on Thursday.

>>75447387
The memeble.

This match is over, Bunrley's plucky underdog defend and get a scrappy goal shit doesn't work when they have to attack

>>75447405

Fucking seething m8, go have a sit down and play with your lego

>>75447414
>(faltered a little bit)
They still destroyed them over the course of Fergie's United career.

>>75447425
will united ever get a rightful penalty given?

no

>>75447423
They stick to sending off opposite players and allowing offside goals now

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>>75447433
>liverpool fan

>>75447438
At least the penalty calls are consistently shit though

>>75447427
>>75447413
>>75447431

>not THE treble
Name me one other club that has won it?

literally more prestigious than that epl/fa/ucl shit

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Rooney isn't even PL quality anymore. Not even close.

>>75447438
no, because you're too busy getting penalties for things that arent penalties

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#Campaign against united

>>75446126
Watching Rooney play make me feel bad for him desu

Rooney is so past it

ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY

STUNNER

APOLOGISE

POONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEYPOONEY

ROOOOONEY

I think it's fitting that Rooney's number is 10, considering when he plays it feels like Man United are playing with 10 men.

ROONEY!!

>>75447465
I APOLOGISE WAYNE

I'M SORRY

Based Pogba

WHAT A SCREAMER FROM WAYNE

PROVING DOUBTERS WRONG

Rooooooooooooooooooooney!

GOAL OF THE YEARRR

HE STILL GOT IT

Pogba is actually ridiculously good

Rooney's still got it

>won't even be rooney's goal
lel

>>75447472

When was the last time that happened? Certainly not this season as they've barely won a penalties.

Based Pooney, proving the doubters wrong.

>>75447495
I got BTFO, not even going to delete it.

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>>75447495
TSU pls

Goal of the season.

>It's an episode of esspee gets autistic when you mention facts

Can't see any other club winning three trophies this season

that was a great goal

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!

>>75447494
Delet this before you start seeing that in every United thread

nice handball from martial there, typical united refball

What a goal.

APOLOGISE

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APOLOGIZE YOU SHITS

LOL THAT'S AN OWN GOAL

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he's still shit though

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the hat-trick against Club Brugge again Grandpapa' one child Sunderland!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Sheffield Wednesday...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one Premier League goal, the legendary goal. That equalizer against Stoke. They know whats happening and are scared, but calm. Moonlight breaks through the window, endowing you with a serene aura as you depart to the heavens.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - wise beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall.
'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>>75447479
>>75447483

This meme got old quick. Refrain.

>>75447494
Playing in a much easier league. No comparison.

Give him a 3 year extension.

>>75447507
His problem is that he's too good at everything

APOLOGIZE

>>75447541
IM SORRY WAYNE

>martial
>pogba
>rooney

Apologize.

>Michael Keane is world class
>Rumours of City and Liverpool wanting him for £40mill
>Gets megged by Rooney for a goal

KEK

Zlatan is litrally cancer

the team is playing better without this retard always complaining because someone didn't pass him the ball

that was actually marshall handball? kek

Imagine being so obsessed with a team you don't even like that you can't stop thinking/talking/posting about them at any point during the day

This IS a mental illness

ABU here. How many paracetamol do I need to end it?

baka lingard looks so weird, what race is he? black paki?

>>75447560
This

>>75447563
>>75447531

Ebin lads, just ebin.

fucking hell, thought that was a goal from burnley then

always wondered why players slow down for the last 5 yards when charging the keeper

>>75447547
memes and all, but he actually is
apart from he's a pretty shit finisher

we all have to just accept that; it doesn't really matter

>>75447494

>4 years older
>Serie A is Scottish league tier competitiveness
>Pogba is still that close to him in a team in 5th

Impressive desu

>>75447569
At least 7 i guess?

>>75447502
WOW WHAT A GOAL

Startlingly low quality soccer.

Had to turn it off. Unwatchable.

Theses threads are actually kinda comfy without Slovaustist shitting it up

>>75447567
Imagine supporting a team on the other side of the world to you, that you don't have a connection with at all

>>75447560
Mate...

It's Burnley lad

Well this game is over, I can watch the FACUP semi final in peace now.

t. United Fan

Any webms of the goals?

>>75447570
Tihkn he has a white mum and a Dad from West Indies. Not really common where he's from, Warrington

>>75447570
he's obviously mixed

>>75447598
Did they beat them at home?

SAW MY MATE

THE OTHER DAY

SAID THAT HE'D SEEN THE WHITE PELE

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>>75447567
>P-Please don't make fun us
GROLY GROLY MU

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>Burnley getting dragged into the relegation battle too

Cheers MU® PLC

>>75447609
0-0

Pogba has been really good. Is /sp/ wrong AGAIN!?!?

>>75447580

Keepers get massive protection from refs. Sometimes just being too close to the keeper will make some refs give a foul against you.

Any Canadians here? Need some advice regarding another Canadian

>>75447606
like all of the best everything are

mixed master race