23 Apr 2017 Sunday sessions
All scheduled times are based on the venue's local time. (BST)
10:00 Neil Robertson v Marco Fu
10:00 Barry Hawkins v Graeme Dott
14:30 Mark Selby v Xiao Guodong
14:30 Stephen Maguire v Rory McLeod
19:00 Neil Robertson v Marco Fu
19:00 Barry Hawkins v Graeme Dott
Good morning
Good morning
>>75443902
>that pic
A man of many talents
alri, lads.
>Robertson v Fu
Aww yisss
>>75443902
inb4 [Deleted]
Good morning lads
>>75444078
>inb4 [Deleted]
why would it be, there is nothing lewd on it and its related to snooker
you missed the afternoon and evening sessions yesterday
not cool man
>>75444096
Mornin'.
>you missed the afternoon and evening sessions yesterday
Ye, I know. Sorry. I was visiting a friend.
>why would it be
I've seen mods/janitors delete thread pictures for less. But anyway...how was the Ding/Wenbo match? Was it as nailbiting as the scoreline suggests?
>>75444116
>Was it as nailbiting as the scoreline suggests?
you could say but lots of mistakes on both sides, Ding wasn't himself
not something i!d watch again
B A Z Z A
A
Z
Z
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>>75444137
Alright, thanks. Will be interesting to see how Ding holds up against Ronnie then.
BLAPPY BLURTHDAY HARRY BLORKINS
Did I hear him say "Steve Davids"?
>Fu vs Neil
seriously have no idea who to root for
>>75444172
Neil is one of us
Lads, why's snooker so cool? got interested in it fairly recently, but I do enjoy it.
Thank you based brits for yet another cool sport
we're off to a flying start
>>75444184
Because it's comfy
>>75444175
>tfw you realize Robertson was behind all the Australian Chelsea posters
>>75444172
Let's just hope it'll be a cracker
>>75444184
Comfyness
>>75444175
>The 35-year-old, who has not reached a ranking final since his win at the Riga Masters in June 2016, said he was "heavily addicted" to a game called Diablo 2.
>>75444184
It's applied geometry, sophisticated tactics, requires great technique, a great test of nerves, and is comfy as fuck.
I got into it only a year ago and I love it.
>>75444184
its comfy, relaxing, interesting, exciting when you understand what's going on
there is also i feel like a general genuine respect for the sport because its very difficult which makes its atmosphere amazing
C E N T U R Y
>>75443902
CENTURY
WHERE'S THE RED BALL GOING!
>that fluke red
top lel
Fu looks like he's got one of those eggs you shove up your arse which someone else controls with their phone and he's constantly trying to not let it show on his face
>>75444264
don't bully Fu
he is cool
繼續 Fu
>>75444264
You seem suspiciously knowledgeable.
>>75444264
>It's an unadventurous Asian player episode
why is Robertson so bland and unlikeable?
Is it because we know he's an Australian Chelsea fan?
>>75444365
wrong image hehe
what was the foul? i was writing an email
>it's a Fu plays like shit for the whole first day match
>>75444435
so what else is new?
Neil played so fucking shitty for a while now, I almost forgot he can be pretty enjoyable to watch, if he's playing well.
>Noil
good job mate
can we make a birthday card for Barry Hawkins?
ZIPPITY DOO DAH
>Zippity Doo Dah
>>75444570
>>75444570
>Happy Birthday Blobby Borkins
>his signiture dish is spaghetti
yeah, no shit Bazza
How do we cheer up Graeme?
from yesterdays display of bitch morphy i am heavy in the GWAN RONNIE camp to win the title
>>75444673
>implying he's not going to get bum tortured
>>75444630
>>75444656
You can't. Poor Graeme ;_;
>>75444685
>yfw Dotty wins da cruci bowl
>>75444706
>Dott's face when
>>75444706
Aw man, that would be great.
>>75443902
>Smutty Steve
Lel
>>75444172
>Colonial son Fu vs the Autistic Asian Robot of Neil Robertson
>>75444767
Neil-san is better to watch senpai
Based Marco is just giving Neil a headstart
>>75444801
Gotta give these whities a chance
marco will turn this around r-right guys
>>75444821
i'd turn her around, if you catch my drift
>>75444821
Why is there a paper clip on the floor?
Right, Marko, if you don't clear up here I'm dropping you and bandwagoning Kyren
FOOKIN WALLOPED IT MAYTE
go marco
>"porpoisely played"
Ffs Ken
FUUUUU CENTURY
>Virgo making two mistakes in one sentence
>>75444939
Bravo, Virgo.
2 reds in a row... geez Marco
>>75444958
he is cuteee
>>75444958
Might as well just end it all after that foe parr
Shot clock would ruin the comfy.
>>75444979
Imagine Ebdon with a shot clock
>>75444991
>Imagine Ebdon
no
Jan Verhaas is an absolute unit
>>75444991
>>75444979
Needs Countdown-like music, with the audience yelling 'pot! pot! pot!'
>>75444998
>On 19 January 2012, at the Masters, Verhaas mistakenly stopped Graeme Dott in the middle of a break to adjust the score, before realising he made an error and the score was in fact correct.
>After apologising to Dott, the player then missed his next shot and went on to lose the frame, and the match.
Is Jan responsible for Dott's perpetual misery?
Need more cue ball meme virgo meme please
>>75444991
>>75444991
Has he played snooker shoot out?
>>75444679
Against Selby and Ding I think he would have some real troubles.
>>75445121
The vegan power shout actually was at the shootout.
COME ON HONG KONG FU-EY
Pretty good so far
>>75445089
lyl
where you guys watching it
bbc just got it all off
>>75445130
Ronnie always beats ding
>>75445184
eurosport
>>75445184
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/2017-snooker-world-championship-sheffield-live-streaming
Yurosport
>>75445201
does it have virgo too? if so im subbing now
>>75445184
It's still on the sport website
>>75445210
wont load for me
panicing
>>75445257
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-kingdom/eurosport-2-live-stream
just google it next time
>>75445321
tried, its whatever
just did a year long sub on eurosport
DAT RED
>>75445371
my heart stopped there for a sec
>being so beta you can't get the cue ball up the table off the black
>from 1-4 to 4-4
>Neil
Fucking choke
This table is fucked the cue ball is veering off after every shot
>>75445463
Neil pls
>>75445455
FUck yeah. Marco is my chingga.
>Neil's trying to play League of Legends between frames
>>75445455
based Fu
he made it
>>75445472
It happened to Marco too
Q: WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING???
A: CHINA, WITH THE REST OF THE BALLS AND THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
>>75445493
think he'd be more of a Dota guy desu
>>75445554
He's casual as fuck.
Based Blorky
>>75445554
LoL was the one he specifically mentioned.
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/snooker/world-championship/2016-2017/robertson-im-a-recovering-addict-video-games-seriously-damaged-my-snooker_sto6135205/story.shtml
>>75445579
if its legolels then reddot probably already claimed him
>>75445564
>>75445579
kek, what a babby
Marco Fu is my fave player after GWAN RONNIE, hope he does the comeback again.
BBC2 coverage is back on
JUST SHAG ME SILLY, HAZEL
That bloke only knew Ronnie O'Sullivan didn't he
hazel smells like chalk, cum and niggers
Pot Quiz > Steve's Taxi > that Q&A segment they do > Writing Matters
>>75445550
Without chinese investment I don't think this sport would have any money for tournaments.
>>75445673
>not appreciating a good bit of graphology
>>75445691
>a good bit of
>graphology
pick 1
>>75445673
<<<<Cue i
Is Robertson, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>>75445680
That's true, but not the point I was making. Seems like it's inevitable once the next gen of Chinese players arrive on the scene.
>>75444013
>>75444031
morning
HE THOUGHT HE MISSED THAT
>>75445779
Why?
And why do you need a guy?
>>75445779
our guys, in order
1. Bing
2. Ding
3. Blorkins
9001. Selby
90001. Rpmmie
>>75446084
not liking ronnie is like not liking snooker
That fucking neckbeard
>tfw no qt nerdy snooker gf
the trickshot meme is back
>throw away a career in snooker worth millions of pounds for a video game addiction
kek
>>75445076
Have this
Gf on the right
Genuinely cannot think of anything more autistic than being a snooker trick shot autismo.
>>75446162
>>75446219
her and her mum look so happy to be there
That feel when I'll never participate in a threesome with Seema and Hazel.
Bazza's smile is so pure it could cure most cancers
Me on the right
Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Oak Smoked Bacon is fucking next level; treat yourself lads
>>75446275
>Dott's face when
God comfy as fuck with this snooker.
>>75444646
Underrated bants
Is there anyone in this thread who has only started posting here recently? I'm drifting away from 4chan because I'm not NEET any more, and I hope new posters are coming in to replace me.
>>75446219
He looks hot, good job, I bet you love holding onto that goatee.
>>75446299
You look exactly how I would expect.
>>75446084
Where does Kyren Wilson come? I always like him when he's on.
Also,
>No based Liang Wenbo
>>75446486
>goatee
Thought it was a shadow/hue.
>tfw work in a bookies
>Really quiet shop
>I'm literally getting paid to put my feet up and watch the snooker
Medium comfy desu, would rather be at home but this will do
>>75446595
I agree. He looks like Chris Moyles, and Chris Moyles doesn't have a goatee.
>>75446619
Image provided for further research.
>>75446699
kek
>>75446661
In that case, we were looking at different pictures, because that guy isn't in the picture I was looking at.
>>75446746
She's qt but not the qtest
>There will be a round of applause if he pots this
>He pots it
>You can tell the crowd doesn't care but they applaud anyway because they were told to
This always triggers my jimmies for some reason.
>>75446603
How many only men with a thermos of tea in flat caps are there in today?
>>75446856
They've become trained seals when wearing those earpieces.
neil has such a predator smile
Dott dresses exactly like I thought he would. Matalan's finest
MEDAL MAN
>>75446872
There were probably some people betting on the London Marathon earlier.
Actually, would you be able to bet on your friend not finishing if they were running in it? Or would that be too open to corruption?
>>75446939
he is so short tho, i thought he was taller
>>75446916
He keeps it sharp by ignoring his family completely.
Id beat Any of u cunts at snooker
>>75446980
I'd like to see you beat my break of 8.
>>75446980
Thy have snook in Ire?
The misery continues
Dott's life is pure Hell on Earth
>>75447015
All the reds are green in ireland
I could heem any of you at pool
>>75446980
>Ken Doherty takes a break from commentating
i love that segment its a nice idea
>>75447039
>/177/
>Bob Marley is his walk-on music
Bit racist
WE'RE IMAM!
>>75447143
>>75447154
The player selects the music, kind of ironic as he is muslim and he stated he gave up music.
>Selby's long pot success
>29%
>>75447015
Yes
>>75447065
You talking about the potting speed run/ quiz?
GWAN XIAO
Mark "I will make them love me!" Selby
>>75447245
yes
>>75447333
I can't think of an outcome I'd like to see more anywhere in this tournament than for The Torturer to get his shit pushed in by an underage Chinese nobody.
>>75447244
Sorry, that was all my fault.
>>75447456
Looks like someone is quite zesty.
>>75447471
I'm sure he said it in jest
>>75447456
Wenbo would have been my pick?
Reminder that Ronnie has and will always be /our guy/
xiao is in the zone
>>75447627
Got proper tortured on that safety though.
Xiao Dewgong
>>75445779
No he's /v/'s guy.
>Mark "made a 62 break, better play a safety!" Selby
>>75446084
Ronnie is the most fun , exciting and meme worthy player in the game. The only reason he's not /our guys' is because everyone dick riding everything that Austrian faggot says. Bing was a one season wonder , Ronnie is eternal
>>75447533
He's a prima Donna dick who thinks he can get special treatment because he's the "star"
Fuck him
>>75446084
Rory is our lad :^)
>>75447867
special treatment? Can i have an example pls
>>75447828
>one season wonder
I put a cheeky tenner on the chinkshit laptop this morning in spite of /147/'s advice. Might be a waste but felt good lads.
>satnav selby
Is that coz he kerbcrawls around council estates hes not familiar with?
It's a 'commentators try to guess the outcome of each shot and keep getting it wrong' match.
>>75447897
Literally his entire dealings with the media and officials over the last ten years
>>75448008
Not an example
Patrician Admiral England shirt spotted., to celebrate St. George's day no doubt.
>what a fluke
if it was selby he would be sucking his dick
i mean fuck chinks - only fu and ding are ok - but kinda tired of the muh selby comments
The Sausage Knight strikes once again.
>>75448019
He's also a jew
>>75448061
all makes sense now back to your containment board lad >>>/pol
>>75445779
He's an arrogant twat
>>75448093
met him irl , nice chap tbqh
>>75448045
Fu has really grown on me over the years.
Would go to city sauna massage parlour after a sesh with.
C E N T U R Y
>>75446603
Sounds pretty comfy 2bh lad
>>75446661
Fucking hell
>>75447227
Imagine he'd choose John Cage's 4′33″
>>75447828
Why the bully? 2015 threads were eternal, imo.
>>75447805
Pic related
Nice on chinky
>>75448216
>Why the bully?
I was talking about the other one ;)
IS THAT PHILIPPE COUTINHO?
>>75448152
i love how calm and collected he looks but he lets out lots of emotions too unlike the other chinks - again other than ding - not to mention he plays very nicely
>>75448216
i thought you left again, glad you are still with us
>>75448250
Haha okay, lad. :^)
>>75448255
lel
>>75448038
Hes a pleasnt looking man. Hands on knees. Doesnt want any trouble and just there to enjoy the snooker.
Proper lad, think we should invite him the the /147/ piss up
>that applause
why do all of you know so much about snooker? what's the point?
>Selby
>>75448406
>what's the point?
really makes you think
Good call lads, based rerack
>>75448406
What the point in anything?
>>75448406
Because we have functioning brains where information gets stored relatively easily.
Haven't managed to watch much of the 2nd rounds
What's the stand out match so far?
>>75448285
Would love to see him win a world title.
>>75448038
2nd most goat england shirt.
>>75448492
Higgins vs Allen was great tbqh
>>75448511
>Would love to see him win a world title.
pretty sure he would cry
>>75448285
I was gone for a while
>glad you are still with us
Thanks
>>75448492
Wouldn't say it's a stand out match but Ronnie's performance against Morphy was pretty good. He looks up for it.
>>75448406
I dont know that much. I only ever watch the wsc, dont even watch the masters or big opens. Along with Augusta masters golf its the damn most comfiest thing to watch.
>>75447938
what are the returns if if xiao wins?
>>75448712
€110 when i did it. Think his odds are tightening now tho.
Xiao lacks too much to be able to win a tournament, but atleast he can make a living from playing and does not need to work in a sweatshop.
Fu has been my guy ever since his tip fell off mid-cue and he still had the bollocks to finish the session level.
why do all of you know so much about taxidermy? what's the point?
Shot of the tournament innit
>>75448999
So far, yeah.
>>75448406
t. hasn't read a book since school
>>75448938
This indeed
If I could do my life again, I would start playing snooker from a young age (other than betting on everything I already know).
Is rory our guy
>>75449285
Could be Ireland's guys ,as he is black
That jenga shot was fucking shit , i could have done something way better then that
which one of you posted the jenga shot
>>75449285
Theres nothing memey about him other than the 1SIS thing.
>every player is /ourguy/ now
We NEED to help Graeme smile again.
How do we achieve this?
Selby seems like a top lad, pity watching him play is dull as fuck.
>>75449318
Is that what passes for wit in your corner of the uk?
>>75449406
What the fuck ali Carter
>>75448981
He also always looks sartorial and organized as fuck.
Also a bit gay but seeing how his face lit up when his daughter waved at him at a tournament made me feel comfy as fuck.
>>75449406
There can only be one /ourguy/ and he does not share power
>shill out 25 euros for eurosport player
>cant switch commentary languages
where can i refund
why haven't china produced an elite player yet?
>>75449722
>asian dad actually gives a shit about his female children
no wonder
can hear much tea-sipping this year..
nice spaghetti
>>75449756
Perfect
We should do a /147/ iSnooker tournament lads
>yay its selby let me choke on his tiny little hair cock
>da jester from lenjester
egsdee
fucking foul, deserved you faggot
>it's a torture episode
>>75449826
Guarantee it'll be some relatively no-name player from China who will be the first to win a world title for their country.
Poor kids out of his depth
>>75450444
Trips of zestyness.
>>75450672
agreed
>>75450710
>>75449826
Soon..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CniPRkwqteI
i can see china producing some autistic super player
>>75450805
Quite a number of foul shots there with both feet off the ground.
>12-3
GJGE Rory
>>75450935
b-but he's 3
>>75450989
was kinda hoping for it to be 13-0 because of his light brown shoes but oh well this is good enough
>>75451036
At least we got to see Trump lose
>>75451372
how can anyone like that cunt trump
>>75450678
That pic gets me every time.
Steven Maguire is so generic
He just looks like a generic British snooker bloke
comfy sunday rapings
>>75451799
>tfw he was the cheeky, handsome in a Northern ladish way, banter boy who flirted with Michaela and then ballooned
>city of rory 'the giant killer' mclownd
>McLeod
>>75451869
>MuhCloud
>Muh Guire
>muh cloud
great interview
he almost made it through a proper sentence
BASED STEPHEN
I bet Hendry ravages Hazel behind the scenes
>>75452071
>behind the scenes
does that mean in her bum?
If i was judd after seeing that id consider giving up the game and going down the job centre right about now.
>a grown lad dabbing for the camera
>>75452071
I bet she likes finger up the bum whilst taking a pasting
Hendry reminds me of some celebrity but I can't quite remember who.
one snooker, here comes the molester
>>75452071
>>75452102
>>75452137
Hazels a pure good scottish lass plz no bully.
>>75452210
>scottish
>pure
>>75452071
isn't she a lesbian?
>>75452387
She has a husband and 1 (one) child
How many pints can you drink on a Sunday with good conscience?
>>75452405
>husband
(citation needed)
>>75452417
Depends on if you are a big guy or not. I'd say a few cheeky ones are alright.
>BBC are still giving Peter Kay his own TV show
>>75452417
probably one if i had to but i don't drink
>>75452417
It's always exactly 6 for everyone in any situation.
>>75452625
i work tues-fri, what about me? please reply fast as i'm about to go for tinnies, thanks x
>>75452653
Exactly 6.
>>75452724
What if they're light American beers?
Hypothetically of course, I assume no one drinks that shit
time to grab something for dinner before the evening session
what are you lads having?
>>75453143
a big dirty burger and chips from the local takeaway
>>75453143
i'm having Chinese takeaway in honour of Wenbo
>>75453143
Had steak and patatas bravas earlier.
>>75453515
I can understand those other animals but that's disappointing. It's Sunday; you should be having a roast
SHIN CUP
>>75453079
American piss isn't beer, but it's still 6.
>>75453143
Made pasta with zucchini sauce.
Is Traing Day any good?
RIP in Peace Bill Paxton.
>>75453923
*Training
>>75453923
GOAT Denzel performance
>>75453885
>Made pasta with zucchini sauce.
that sounds nice, do you have the recipe?
Are we watching that Crucible 40th Anniversary show l8r?
>>75448125
Really? He always seems so up himself in interviews
inb4 Rob Walker utters the words "absolutely epic"
>>75453923
Yeah it's alright.
>>75453963
Training Day the series, with Bill Paxton.
>>75454007
>10:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Maybe but there might still be a game on at that time, no?
>>75454061
aw fuck
>me
>>75454056
>>75454061
Oh the series. Haven't seen it.
top bants
>Fu
c-cute
HAPPY BERFDAY BAZZA
>>75454076
>>75454083
It's just that he's dead now so I'm getting some morbid curiosity about the last thing he did.
B A Z Z A
>not playing based garridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZFHAbEjgI
Good tune from Dott.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XBcT41ImSI
FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM
>Fu! Fu! Fu! Fu! Fu! Fu! Fu! Fu!
>fat guy chanting "FU FU FU!"
Which one of you was it?
Who man?
>>75454168
Bazza representing the UKG.
I really fancy Marco Fu for the tournament, he's been in great form this year.
GWAN FU
FU FU FU FU FU
>>75454201
Big up Bazza
>>75454206
I have a sneaky fiver on him for the tournament; v good odds bro
>>75454196
FU MAN
>>75454222
What odds did you get him at when you staked.
Im in the mood for kicking myself.
>it's a Virgo episode
Kill me
>>75454280
22/1
Glad to see everyone here is for based Fu.
>>75454307
hes 25/1 atm on sky bet
>>75454308
He'll fall to Prince Robert, Son of Blondie.
>>75454308
I don't really care who wins
>>75454308
Anybody who is ashamed of their gingerness does not deserve our respect. Steve Davis channelled his into 6 world titles.
>>75454380
DAYWALKER
Robertson is our guy
Tight gapz
Who'd win in a fight between Hendry and Roy Keane?
>>75454465
Yes lad , him and Ronnie are both are ourist of guys
well this is an interesting turn of events
>>75454533
>Rpmmie and Robotson
imagine having taste this bad
Did lelby win?
Happy Birthday you old cunt
>>75454553
Yes, he beat Chitler.
SNOOKA LOOPY ____ ___ __
level of comfy 10/10, if Marcu Fu wins it will be a 11/10
>>75454701
BISH BASH BOSH
>Mark O'Fu
now everybody is /ourguy/
I'm waiting for the moment somebody is gonna call Judd Trump /ourguy/
>>75454756
Anon... he already is
>>75454756
It's a meme lad Ronnie is our guy followed closely by Bingham
>Fu
he worked so hard for the frame, too bad
Neil looks tired, was he up all night playing WoW again?
>>75454858
kys
mfw no more morphy to meme with
147 counter goes up after the first red, jesus christ
>>75454998
Its not a 147 counter...
Kai's My Guy
>>75455023
I know its for the score but what I mean is they put it up prematurely on a break of 1 indicating a 147 alert
>>75454887
most likely
>will it drop, will it stay dropped
>>75454977
Is there a robocop murphy image meme?
How's mixmaster Barry doing?
DAT RED
yes virgo it dropped and it will stay dropped
I can't believe Selby played today and no-one posted the classic image
BARREEH
>>75455288
I bet Bazza is a tiger in the bedroom.
>>75455176
He played this morning, you telling me you weren't hungover and you call yourself a brit?
>>75455176
>Black Beater
>>75455354
If he fought with the Human Leopard, who would win?
>>75455405
Is that a lemon from Shelbyville?
C E N T U R Y
Why is everyone clapping on Robertson/Fu table?
GWAN FU
It seems like such an effort to talk like Ken does
>>75455389
I woke up at 1pm like a true lad and trawled through the thread to catch up on the latest hot posts
>"these pockets are so tight...bit like Stephen Hendry's pockets"
Ken pls
>>75455490
lyl
>>75446484
Are you trying to imply not being a NEET somehow prevents you from posting here?
>>75454008
He's an autist. All the interviews and media appearances are probably difficult for him.
>>75455490
That's actually a lemon shaped rock.
peak kek
>Neil
Jesus lads
>rbertson
>Neil
top fucking lel mate
>Fu
wew
>>75446484
>tfw drifting away from 4ch because /sp/ got so boring
>the thunder from the down under
GREAT SHOT(s)
>>75455566
All we need now is a moth for the eternal joke.
>>75455658
>tfw drifting away from 4ch because /sp/ got so boring
same
/147/ and /trb/ are only reason I still visit this site
for fucks sake... now I am forced to watch Flop Gear
>my middle mouse button is working everywhere except in this thread
>>75455703
If you watch the whole thing let me know Jay Kay's lap time, yeah?
>its a stephen bunting gets whitewashed by mensur suljovic episode
Yes Fu you wonderful bag of bones.
>>75455703
>>75455782
>there's been a new season of Top Gear for a month
Holy shit that flew under the radar
BBC really ruined that show
Miss the Robot Wars thread already lads
>>75455827
"""Future GOAT"""
>tfw didn't even realise there's darts on
>>75455700
/147/180/ here
>>75455703
you can stream the red button as a free channel on tvplayer proxy to watch the rest or go eurosport
Is Graeme beyond salvation?
I can't help feeling sorry for him every time I see his face.
wish Fu would take the lead
would love to see how things would change up
>>75455947
Some legend uploads every game to youtube
can see Neyul pulling away desu
predicting 13-10
>tfw no gf
>>75456254
He really is real life Wojack.
>>75456100
>>75456254
>tfw my soul has left my body
>tfw my gf is getting pounded by 3 niggers
>tfw i saw my family getting murdered
>tfw witnessed a doggo being kicked by kids
list could go on, you can use his face for anything sad
>>75456254
>all your worst moments have happened whilst playing snooker
>have no other skills
>need to play to pay the bills
>try to do the bare minimum to make enough to live off without playing too much and jinxing those you love
Dott lives a cursed life. A half life.
>>75456329
How tall (short) is he?
>>75456329
Fucking spooky
>>75456254
lel
>>75456185
Neat, might check out some of it.
>>75444365
is this a real quote?
Fu's shoes look like fuckin mirrors.
('Scuse my language.)
>Fu
Can't be missing relatively easy shots like that
>>75444365
What a pathetic sympathy-seeking first world problems twat.
>mvg blown out 6-1 by ian fucking white
Top kek
wish i could be there to cheer Fu on when he is playing it absolutely inch perfect
>Eurosport shamezoom
>"he's in pain now"
>>75456765
>"now"
how little they know
>>75456765
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...
>>75456874
kek
doesn't even need the mask
Tight match this one. Love it. Fu hanging in there.
>>75456723
*dabs*
Odds on Graeme hanging himself in interval?
>Fu/robbo trading frames like blows between rocky and drago.
Barry Hawkins is the one true /ourguy/
>>75457019
Odds on me hanging myself watching him play?
>>75457186
would you rent an apartment from Blorkins Real Estate?
Just a friendly reminder that apparently there's no morning session tomorrow.
>>75457019
>Support is available from the Sheffield Helpline on 0 8 0 8 8 0 1 0 4 4 0 for anyone in Sheffield affected by mental health issues. It is staffed 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Calls from landlines are free. If you call from a mobile your provider may charge you and the call might appear on your bill.
>shsc nhs uk/need-help/need-help-in-a-crisis/
should we call them before its too late?
shit op
>>75454000
Try http://blogs.kcrw.com/goodfood/2012/08/recipe-pasta-with-zucchini-sauce. The stuff I'm cooking isn't really up for most people tastes, I put in shit tons of garlic and onions.
Fucking hell, Dott looks dead inside.
>>75457909
thanks anon i'll give it a try sometime
>back from the toilet just in time to see that red
thank you based bowels of mine
>>75455782
Jay Kay 1 36.1... 2nd place
Furthermore this show is still shit.
do you lads think he did it because neil smashed the reds a frame or two earlier leaving a mess for him?
>>75456755
>>75458158
i want this asian to spit in my mouth
>reading Dott's wikipedia page
>Personal Life
holy shit, I can't joke about his misery anymore
>only 3 more frames
>dat kick
Poor Mark Allen.
>>75458458
Shit.
Be quiet ebdon you bellend.
Remember when ebbo first started saying 'where's the cueball going', virgo was livid.
best match yet by far
>Genius
>Genius
>He's a genius!
>1985 Dennis Taylor Final XDDDD
>He's a natural talent
>He's a naturally talented gifted genius
These people are seriously worse than scousers for banging on about the same shit over and over
>>75459201
I think Higgins-Allen was better but this could yet exceed it
>>75459201
I want to whoever wins this goes on to molest the zester.
>>75456314
Please don't compare Wojak to that complete and utter tosspot
>>75459296
Surely you jest
GWAN MARCO
FINISH HIM OFF HE'S A MUG
>>75459344
>>75459382
Please leave the arena. Thank you
>>75459382
kwyatt plis
>Neyul
he doesn't like to be in the lead it seems
but still, gwan fu!
Is the wood grain/curl on the sides of the table triggering anybody else's autism? That wood is usually so tight as to be like pure maroon.
>not liking Ebdon
Seriously, GTFO. This is an pro-Ebdon general.
sake Fu
>supporting the Chinks
In 5 years, there's going to be more chinks than Brits. We are witnessing the end of an era. Enjoy it.
>>75460120
That match - he was doing it on purpose, right? To wind up Rpnnie?
>Marco will never give you the succ
why even live?
>>75460120
Ebdon can f off to Dubai.
>>75460120
the power of veganism
>>75460120
>leaving out Ronnie's reaction
>those stats
lmao they're so even
Borky's choking
>>75460448
Literally yes. He does it against all the "fast" players
He's playing 4D chess
>>75460313
they said the same shit 5 years ago...
snooker will remain british
>>75460603
Same with golf, although the women's game is dominated by asians
>>75460603
5 years ago we had like 2 chinks regularly qualifying.
Snooker has barely any grass roots. Kids don't wanna play snooker, because the money is utter shit and there's no fame. It's dying on it's arse and has been for years.
The standard of play is shocking for a professional sport.
Marco's safety has been sub-par
His break building less convincing than Neil's too
>>75460804
It's /147/'s time to step up then
this table needs to be destroyed overnight
wew that fluke red
FUUUUUU
Finally
I wonder if that old man in the crowd has perished yet
dott sort of came back
good night lads
see you tomorrow for the nailbiter
go Fu!
Quality match. Looking foward to tomorrow.
>>75461872
Goodnight, lad. I'm out as well. Take care, /147/.
See you tomorrow boys /our guy/ Ronnie ain't playing but some cracking games
>>75461921
>>75461872
>>75462017
They're still playing on the other table you dirty animals
>>75461921
>>75461872
Night lads
>>75462017
kys
>>75462043
With /ourboi/ Hendry of all people
>>75462047
Lol fuck off you bandit , I'll spark ya teeth out
>>75462208
>you bandit
>>75462189
Nah mate it's /our guy/ Dott /our guy/ Hawking's
anyone else's sound dropped out on iplayer?
>those people sat there looking at an empty table
Oh shit , if you watch it through iPlayer there's no commentary
Bliss
>>75462547
But then how will you know what balls are pottable and missable?
Fuck we've only just hit bump and we've hit page 6.Fucking el classico
>>75462615
Virgo is wrong half the time anyway
>>75462547
>not wanting the smooth voice of hendry to fall asleep to
>taylor/hendry
no memes, just quiet voices and sensible analysis
>>75460804
Just wait until it goes the way of cricket and live coverage is locked behind Sky Sports.
>>75462913
The day Virgo retires will be one of the best day's for snooker,absolutely cant stand him
Dott's done incredibly well to recovery there.
Threads gone die, see ya tomorrow boysss
>>75463003
>>75462913
does any man have a voice more comfy than dennis?