heem: p4p GOAT edition

i can't believe i actually won a picks

is this what champions feel like?

Lol fwonkie bitch is gonna be up all night cwying

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>>75443351

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Le previous thread>>75440315 hahaha

Can some lads please post spicy webms of cub meming on Artem? They were aesthetic.

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https://youtu.be/C9bz1oQyUWs?t=1m31s

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>y-yair will win!
>how? you want to know how? y-youre just triggered hahaha

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Hey pussy who gets triggered by my dog, are you still here?

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>Muh Fwonkie

Also reminder

So satisfying to see the poor obese losers get triggered their arch nemesis win more money with a knockout than they will ever make in their lives

>>75443383
CTE

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>>75443351

>>75443376
You'll probably have to wait till tomorrow.
I think i only saw one webm if the fight

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>>75443396

>>75443389
People explained why. You proceeded to chortle on your McChicken in fury at the thought someone wasn't as spergly in love with Fwonkie as you were

Yair
+Young
+Long
+Rangey
+Dangerous
+Best kicks in MMA behind Barboza
+Decent TDD
+Great cardio


Fwonkie
+Mark Henry in his corner
+Le Boxercise man
+Le Double jab into a single leg man
+35 years old

>>75443411
He made 50k tonight and utterly triggered you. You will never make 50k in your life

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>>75443416
>y-younger f-faster

>>75443420

I make six figures fresh out of college (ty based CS). What makes you so triggered?

Also I won't have crippling brain issues like Perry in the future so I got that going for me :^)

>>75443421
>cant even reply to the right person

>muh muh fwonkie

lol

Lol Fwonkie has only knocked out 1 guy in the last 10 years

>>75443432
Hmmmm im sure you do

>crippling brain issues
Not counting the ones right now of course ;)

>>75443441
It's a real shame we'll never see Fwonkie vs. Dominick Snooze.

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>>75443441

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>>75443433
>he b-beat caceres in a great technical spinnyfest mandrama match
>f-frankie is o-old
>y-yair had great against caceres and b-bj penm

>>75443457
>le Mmamath
>muh mawk henwy and fwonkie boxercise

Very nice argument

>>75443457
>For sure Fwonkie looked good getting jabbed up by Aldo for 5 rounds my guy 100%

>>75443467
Aldo is one of the greatest fighters of all-time.

Fwonkie wanker sucks lol

Fwonkie wanker internet defense force is SUPER triggered

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>>75443376
Cub whacked him with the same axe punch he used on Ishihara. Comedy gold.

>>75443449

Hey buddy, just because you're a NEET doesn't mean people don't have good jobs after college.

>Not counting the ones right now of course ;)
Which ones do I have? Glad that armchair psychology degree is working for you :^)

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>>75443466
>r-ronda looked like a killer against bethe!!! no way she loses to holly!!! holly is old!!!

>>75443467
>aldo
>bj penn
for sure he showed great tdd against a 135'er gatekeeper and a 50 year old, his knockout against bj was for sure a sign of how well he'll do against the #2 fw and one of the top 5 lightweight fighters of all time my guy!

>>75443477
Keep smilin' boy

It's Yair's time now

>>75443489
>which ones do i have

Oooh lack of self-awareness to start

>>75443503
kek

>>75443490
Do you really think Frankie is gonna be dumb enough to engage in a kickboxing fight with Yair and that he's actually gonna win?

If you really think this then send in your application to Glendale Fighting Club, they need new coaches.

Gonna be fun to see these reddi-t fucking zilches cry for another two hours soon

Reddit's boy Mike Perry won

>>75443515
Your insults are as stupid and low grade as your pay and life, dork

Aka

DOWNVOTE

>>75443503

>lack of self-awareness to start

y-y-you'll n-n-never make 50k... oh, you do... you're b-b-bragging

stay mad, NEET

>>75443528
At least I don't weigh 144 lbs soaking wet

Eat a sandwich kid

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>>75443515
for sure yair will stuff frankies takedowns just like aldo did my guy, for sure I see shades of aldo in that man, the way he dismantled bj, one of the GOATs, was extremely impressive. I see big things in that young man's future

>>75443531
>oh you do

Lol I didn't even say that because its clear youre a low income obese loser

And now youre crying again

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Why do manlet fighters trigger /heem/ so much?

>>75443537
Fwonkie's mediocre stand-up got exposed, when he can't get his takedowns he's the FW Jessica Penne.

Do you guys think Cub was told to not finish Lobov and make the fight go five rounds?

Seems like the kind of thing WME would do.

>>75443554
Yes

>>75443515
His name is fwonkie

>>75443554
yep

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Post obese fighters

RIP perry's devilish good looks

that nose is broken as fuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTNj9-BhRM6/?taken-by=platinumprincessofficial&hl=en

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Does anyone else want to slap this dude in the face every time he says the word fighting?

>>75443554

Told you in the other thread, faggot swanson just lacks knockout power. Seems like all of his fights are left to the judges.

>>75443572

>wanting to step to buffer

yeah try that, he'd pimp slap you so fast you wouldn't even know what happened

>>75443572
The way he says it is his entire appeal goof

I like how fwonkie cuck talks about BJ as if fwonkie didn't elevate his mediocre career by robbing blow job once and beating up a washed up version of him two other times

Fwonkie cuck

>>75443596
This 2bh, people were talking up BJ Penn when Fwonkie was the last guy to beat him prior to Yair.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSy3EpIhNyn/?hl=en

the madman was out partying last week, cuckenburger should kill himself

>>75443594

And it's a dorky gimmick.

Cody Garbage

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>tfw you're the hottest name in the game right now

GOAT

Alistair Overoid

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>>75443596
>>75443604
how much did you lose on the stephens fight my guy? this level of triggering is unbelievably delicious

>>75443554
Yes, he was clearly fucking around with him a couple times. But this kind of thing has been going on for a very long time. I've always believed Griffin & Bonnar had an arrangement to keep their fight standing, it's always been part of the business.

Fwonkie PEDgar

>>75443564
scary Jerry lmao

this thread is fucking autistic as shit. I really hope the frankie v yair autism dies down sooner than later.

>>75443633
It became obvious to me he was just messing around when he just decided to hip toss him then take his back in the last 20 seconds there. He could have subbed him in round 2 if he wanted to as well.

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>>75443658
>m-muh yair poodriguez pls stop!

>>75443658
It's called hyping the fight you goof! No one ever asked you to post on /heem/! Beat it! Get lost!

why are we so autism?

is it the CTE?

>>75443572
he had him rocked multiple times and let him recover instead of finishing him. nice damage control zuffacuck

>>75443676
Don't forget Herb Dean calling a time-out for a tame cut when Artem was hurt.

I'm so jelly of platinum

his gf is a fucking smokeshow, has a fat ass, and seems very wholesome

https://www.instagram.com/platinumprincessofficial/?hl=en

truly living the life that guy is

>>75443676

>he had him rocked multiple times and failed to finish because he's a gigantic faggot

FTFY

>#4 FW couldnt finish unranked FW from full mount
>unranked fighter stands back up twice

>>75443703
>Couldn't tell Cub was toying with him the entire time

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>>75443611
Perry seems fun as fuck

>>75443664
Agreed. He also noticeably didn't jump on Artem when he had him hurt on a couple of occasions. Still, I feel like this was a more obvious example of something that's been going on for many years.

>>75443709
>toying with him

interesting way of saying "looking like shit"

>>75443721
>more obvious example of something that's been going on for many years.
Definitely.
>>75443723
Lurk more

>>75443723
yeah because he can't finish fucking artem from mount, and he can't finish a guy that's rocked multiple times.

fuck off will ya

desu, I think they made it last longer for ratings, al finished his fight way too quickly. dana slipped him a cheeky 100k or something, we know for a fact they do undisclosed bonuses

I can't wait to see a good old American boy defeat this poopy Mexican memekicker

are u guys subscribed to Luke Thomas youtube channel?

>>75443767
Hi Fwonkie PEDgar

>>75443668
>hyping the fight

get a grip. this is a shit tornado of /mlp/ levels of autism.

kill you are selves

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If Woodley was white his name would be Mike Perry.

>>75443776
>cuck thomas
sorry, heem is /eugene/ only

>>75443780
hahaha!

>>75443782
>Discussing MMA is /mlp/ autism
There's the door reddit.

>>75443786
mike perry isn't white

>>75443796
What is he?

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>>75443796
>this Mike Perry internet defense force
>Face tattoos and nigger dancing are so cool guys! Look how hot his tranny gf is! Oh man, once I stop living with my mom and ASSHOLE STEPDAD, I'm gonna train UFC and knockout dudes just like him!

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>I believe Fwonkie PEDgar will emerge victorious at UFC 211

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>>75443796
Not only is Mike Perry White, he is the Great White. Keep crying because all blacks are dorks.

>>75443828
There are 4 black UFC champions and 0 Ausfailian ones. Keep crying :^)

>>75443836
Yeah, but Mike Perry is white, so who cares about champs? Blacks are dorks.

>>75443841
Mike Perry is hispanic and black.

>>75443845
See, you don't care about there being black champs. The only thing you care about is Mike Perry being cool as fuck. If you could, you'd trade in every champ to make Mike The Great White Perry black.

>>75443851
Mike Perry isn't white though

Why is Holly Holm still headlining cards after loosing 3 in a row?

>>75443879
Cause she's a draw, it's not rocket science.

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>>75443328

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>75440315

News:

>UFC Fight Night 108 attendance: Event sets UFC-Nashville live-gate record
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-attendance-event-sets-ufc-nashville-live-gate-record

>Al Iaquinta says he's still unhappy with contract – then F-bombs UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/al-iaquinta-says-hes-still-unhappy-with-contract-then-f-bombs-ufc

>UFC Fight Night 108 bonuses: Artem Lobov picks up some respect – and $50,000
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-bonuses-artem-lobov-picks-up-some-respect-and-50000

>Twitter reacts to Cub Swanson's victory over durable Artem Lobov at UFC Fight Night 108
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/twitter-reacts-to-cub-swansons-victory-over-durable-artem-lobov-at-ufc-fight-night-108

Is it wrong that I feel offended by the mere nauseating existence of Rose Namajunas?

>>75443864
Mike Perry: Fighter Bio
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/mike-perry-fighter

"When and why did you start training for fighting? I was one of the only white kids at almost every school I ever went to, and kids talked a lot of s**t. To this day, I hate a s**t talker."

>>75443920
protip: ghetto blacks call literally anything lighter than them and vaguely caucasian "white". lightskin hispanics and north africans routinely get called white by groids.

mike perry is white to ghetto dindus, doesn't make him actually white

Platty Mike/ Black Beast tag team fight when?

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Nashville hotels on lockdown

>>75443939
Mike Perry is the one answering the question, dork. He is calling himself white, not some ghetto black who doesn't know shit.

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enjoying my new browser configuration desu lads
it's torch with ublock origin, ublock origin extra, 4chan x, and stylechan

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Show your face, pussy

>>75443959
barberena is looking leaner

>>75443956
and the only reason he identifies as white is because he grew up around ghetto blacks who considered him white despite him blatantly being non-white

if he grew up around actual white people he would identify as a minority

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>>75443959
ran malwarebytes and all that

>>75443959
>how to set up your browser like a kissless virgin autist

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>>75443990
>says the kissless virgin autist
kek

>>75443939
north africans are not black you dumb we wuz retard

>>75443998
h-how did you know?

>>75444001
never said they were black, they're just not white

>>75443959
post screen shot faget

>>75444004
sure you didn't fwonkie cuck cuck

>>75444008
work on your reading comprehension there hun, there is literally nothing in that post that implies north africans are black

>>75443973
> what black dorks believe

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>>75444059
>so desperate for your white avatar that you'll claim this brown motherfucker as white
lmao it's pathetic how desperate you are

>>75443947
he's such a loveable ruffian

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>p-perry is an anglo-saxon surname though!

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>>75444076
This is a pure Europid skull.

> there are black champions in the UFC
> blacks don't even care, all they wish they could do is be able to self insert into Mike Perry

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>>75444103
oh for sure my dude he's totally white, practically a posterboy for the third reich my guy

PLATINUM FEVER

>>75443920
see if Mike was truly woke the last sentence would have been "To this day, I hate niggers." he still has much to learn.

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is this not the whitest guy you all have ever seen? i truly don't think i've ever seen anyone whiter than this my dudes

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If you are getting worked up over whether or not Mike Perry is white then you should just permaheem yourself.

>>75444151
The black dorks eventually will. Suicide notes will say "I couldn't self insert into Mike Perry due to him being white, so I realized life wasn't worth living".

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>>75444145
i'm just fucking with all the /pol/fags who are desperate for their white avatar, especially in welterweight ever since wondercuck got BLACKED
>m-mike perry will be the one to take tyron down!!! also he's totally white and not at all a swarthy little arab-bearded shitskin

>>75444178
> I'm just fucking with ya
Lol, black dorks backtracking.

You're going to literally end your life over Mike Perry being white.

Nobody gives a fuck about belts, Mike Perry is cool as fuck and Woodley is a dork.

Reminder that Jeremy Stephens and Josh Thomson are chicanos

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>>75444178
Whiteness isn't about skin colour, lad. Attached is exhibit A.

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>>75444199
>so shook by based twood that he's projecting himself onto brown men and claiming them as white
it's ok little boy, at least you've still got stipe, right?

although i bet you lose sleep thinking about ngannou coming for him LMAO

>>75444236
Nobody cares about Woodley. He's a dork. That's why you're upset that you can't self insert into a white guy who's not even ranked!

Mike Perry is the best thing to ever happen to this sport, win or lose. You know this.

>>75443828
Surprised there wasn't a bigger shit storm over this lol

>>75444287
He literally blackfaced on Instagram a few years ago - Perry don't give a fuck.

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>>75444270
>"w-we're winning the popular vote!!!!"
lmao stay mad twerp

you can claim all these brown men like perry, khabib, whittaker etc. as white if you want. at the end of the day every single one of them is still going to get BTFO by a based black man. romero, ngannou, based twood, DJ, kevin lee and diakese, and of course the eternal GOAT jon jones. black men literally run this sport and it terrifies you LMAO. in two years time every single weight division will have a black champion and there's nothing you and your """white""" fighters llike perry can do about it

>>75444115
you're such a faggot

Won $80 thanks to based Schaub

>>75444309
>like perry, khabib, whittaker
lol, nice subtle try. Khabib and Whittaker are not white, nor do they claim to be. Khabib is openly Dagestani, Whittaker is openly Polynesian.

You write some stuff about Jones and Woodley as a distraction, but the sole point of your post was to try and make it seem like Mike Perry is like Khabib and Whittaker.

Black dorks don't care about belts. All you care about is Mike Perry being white.

>>75444100
have you ever seen mr. bean, russell brand, colin farrell, or rory mccann? whites, especially anglos, can exhibit a swarthy phenotype.

>>75444352
the point of my post is that black men better than white men at mixed martial arts. even when you include non-whites like perry, khabib, whittaker, gastelum, ferguson, etc. and try to call them white you'll still lose belts one by one to black fighters.

two years. that's how much time you have before the UFC is completely BLACKED. two years, mark my words little boy.

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>>75444366
people have been saying this for literally years and it hasn't happened yet

>>75444366
>the point of my post is...

Nah, it wasn't. It was just a desperate attempt to cope with Mike Perry being white.

>>75444376
you're literally having nightmares of all these big, strong black fighters coming for your weak little """white""" saviors lmao

>>75444373
but have you seen the champions? theyre all black or hipanic, only white champs are joanna, stipe and cody

>>75444390
>McGregor
>Bisping

>>75444400
>no title defenses ever, next two in line are both non white
>paper champ who is terrified of the black number one contender

>>75444411
so you don't deny that they're champions

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Boys, are Perry memes back on the menu?

>>75444414
of course not

their days are numbered though and the people who will take their place are all black and brown

whitebois have their very few saviors for the moment. enjoy it while it lasts.

>>75444385
I literally ain't thinking of that at all. You're dreaming.

Mike Anglo-Saxon warrior Perry being cool as fuck is what matters. That much we know. How many title defences that dork Jon Jones has? Who gives a fuck?

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khabib will be champion in 2018

>>75444427
ok, yeah. same shit I've been hearing for ten years.

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>>75443960
Welp, I guess I'm into shota now.

>>75444346
Who'd he pick? I'm not watching the breakdown.

>>75444445
Straight shota NTR is the thinking man's fetish tbqhwyf.

>>75444452
>I'm not watching the Based Big Brown Breakdown
Your loss my dude

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>>75443406
looks aweful

>>75444469
What's NTR? I'm too afraid to google this.

>>75444438
it's happening whether you like it or not my fragile little pale friend

the cycle for whitebois in sports is as follows
>whitebois create new sport
>since they're the only ones playing, they delude themselves into thinking it's "their" sport and they're better than black men at it
>black men take notice
>start playing
>in a few years all the best players are black
>whitebois cling onto the one or two decent white players that are left
happened with basketball. happened with football. it's happening to mma now. it's even starting to happen to hockey lmao, your last whiteboi sport that you tried to keep secret from black men is starting to get black players and they're some of the best in the NHL.

keep crying babe

>>75444444

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Now that the dust has settled

R8 the next card out of 10

>>75444496
9.5

>>75443960

They tried to make her into another pretty PVZ and so she cut off her hair

metal as fuck

love her even though shes a bit much some times

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>>75444427
Remember when people said this when Brazilians had a lot of belts?
Then they all got wiped out.
And new champs always come and go and it will be endless.

>>75444496
7.5/10

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>>75444366

Did anything interesting happen during Cub vs Artem?

>>75444483
weeb cuckold

>>75444496

all the fights on the main event are great

>>75444486

>stupid niggers actually believe this

>>75444519

Cub landed some crazy wheel kicks, hip tosses, and elbows

you know usual Cub shit

>>75444496
9/10, if my boy Tony was on it'd be genuinely10/10 desu

>>75444544

>cub pulled a bunch of bullshit that resulted in a lack of fight ending KO or submission

>>75444496
>JDS pulls out due to torn meniscus
>Andrade flagged by USADA
>Maia pulls out due to herniated disc
>Edgar moved to interim title fight against Holloway 212 after Aldo pulls out due to broken hand
>Cejudo-Pettis bumped to main event
2/10

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>>75444583
>m-muh featherweight can crusher
>muh mandrama roider who lost to a mw

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>>75444496
>sherman
is that the bitch who got btfo by my lowkey boy and started chimping out?

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>>75444529

jeez

>>75444607
what

>>75444633
why are you posting this shit? absolutely disgusting

>>75444614
why are the best fighters black jews?

1. yoel romero
2. conor mcgregor
3. zab judah
4. jared cannonier
5. kendrick lamar

>>75444486
How good are black men at keeping jobs and raising their offspring?

>people replying to the oldest trolling technique on 4chan-anon pretending to be a cocky black man

>>75443676
Actually he was avoiding running into a counter

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Didn't watch fights yeasterday cause was mad sleepy but now I watched the most important one and I'm thinking he's back.

He's fucking back


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75444496
Maincard and FX prelims are 10/10

I told you guys that Iaquinta/Swanson @ -220 was literally free money

>Schnell gets KOd via babby hammerfists
LOL

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>>75444509

He was just taunting cody

>>75444919
Tell Jouban I'm comin

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>tfw no Platinum gf

>>75445146
holy shit the bloody handprints
Perry is the best

>>75445146
brainwashed by the media into thinking he is racist despite him just not knowing any better

>b-b-but Yair beat bj penn!
Dumb goofs, Frankie ruined bj penns career years ago. He is going to give Yair the scrub Swanson treatment.

>>75445146
fucking mad lad

>>75445187
Is anyone really arguing against this? Unless Frankie got old overnight, Yair has a kicker's chance and that's it. Not good odds.

>>75444496
Vick vs Reyes is guaranteed spice and to end in a finish.

Jotko could be a legit contender one day and I'm curious to see how branch looks back in the big leagues.

Nick Diaz is always fun.

Alvarez vs Poirier should be spicy as h*ck

Maincard speaks for itself

Fightpass prelims = wgaf

I'm glad Serra Longo has gotten back on the winning track. Best meme gym around.

THEY ARE STILL MY BOYS.

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based Al going on a rampage

>>75445224
Has Ellenberger woke up yet ?

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>>75445362
No

>>75445405
>Diego "CTE" Sanchez liked this

>>75445405
nice to see that AJ understands that, he hasn't taken nearly as much damage as some of these guys and got out of the sport in once piece

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>>75445119

>>75445405
Smart dude

>>75445405
I love you all

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>>75445405

>>75445405
true, he's still a pussy though.

>>75445528
*crickets*

>>75445563
Holy shit, he needs to retire but maybe too late

>>75445429
I'm really worried about arlovski desu

imagine how stupid you have to be to pick diego sanchez

>>75445571
I SAID I LOVE YOU

>>75445641
>the state of lithcuck

>>75445607
yeah thats my point, the guy grew up in a ghetto so he is used to everyone around him using the n-word but the so called """media""" will dig through his instagram to bring up old posts where he said something stupid

>>75445652
>the n-word

I don't know guys. In my opinion Frankie is a favorite in their upcoming fight with Yair without any doubt. I mean look at the level of their opposition. Plus Pantera went 5 rounds only once in the fight he barely won against not too classy opponent. You can't make assumptions about his elite cardio just yet.

>>75445681
i was trying to be articulate >:(

>>75445711
People love memes. Yair has potential for greatness, but he is way too early to be fighting Frankie. Frankie is an awful style matchup for him and the pace he will be able to push because it is 3 rounds will be too much for Yair. Carceres was happy to stand at long range and exchange, Frankie is going to get in his face, push him to the cage, get takedowns and grind him out.

>>75444496
>hw
>wmma
>old lad tries to grab other lads arm for 15 minutes
>meme kicks lad gets wrestlefucked for 3 rounds
>manlets
>literal whos

yeah great card haha

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>>75445763
What six fights would you make goof ?

>>75445763
Wtf I hate 211 now!?

>>75445711
Bookies have him as a favourite. Yair's cardio is top notch without any doubt. He went 5 rounds at a crazy pace vs Caceres and looked good in the 5th round, the fight was also at a high elevation. The fight with Rosa in Mexico City was very high paced too and his cardio looked good too. I also favour Frankie to grind him out with Yair's chance being landing a meme kick like Stephens did.

>>75444496
solid card/10

*touch wood*

Memes aside, Mike Perry's game is actually very good. His TDD looked pretty solid and his ground game didn't look half bad either from we've seen vs Jake and Roberts. His clinch game is good too (elbow vs Jake and the knee vs Roberts). Freak athlete on top of it all.

>>75445777
Frankie has dropped from -250 to -160. I hope to get him at even money by the time of the fight.

why do you all know so much about UFC? what's the point?

>>75445833
he really needs to not move so flat-footed and to move his head more, though. The strikers at the top of WW would all have a field day with him as he is now.

>>75445756
>>75445777
Thanks for /heem/-level expert opinions my men, I have nothing to add to your break downs and all of my questions are answered.

>>75445852
So when I invite a girl over to fightpass and chill I don't seem like a dummy

>>75445833
He needs to work on his cage positioning though, it got him in trouble against Jouban and now again against Ellenberger, he has a habit of losing track of where he is and putting his back against the cage, both times Ellenberger landed flurries on him was because he wasn't circling towards the center

>>75445852
>>75445852
>Why learn about the thing you like?

>>75445859
Yeah thats true, hopefully that comes with age. Defensive attributes tend to be most difficult to learn for young fighters. He probably needs to move to a bigger camp (although he seems to have a good camp around him) but he seems to cross train a bit. ATT would do wonders for him IMO, plus its relatively close to him.

>>75445902
but why do you like scripted fighting?

>>75445901
Maybe that's because he trains in ring and not in octagon ?

>>75445918
Jumped the shark bro

>>75445839
I doubt it, people still respect Frankie a ton.
>>75445860
welcome lad
>>75445901
yeah seems to be a bit too wild atm, hopefully the improvements come with maturity as I said >>75445906

>heem has been invaded by /pol/ again
Why does this always happen after events? Break time from heem I guess

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>>75445775
#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

Lobov vs Stephens is the fight to make desu, two guys who think they are massive knockout artists but really aren't. Would be a good fight.

>>75446082
unironically yes
would make a solid Fight Night co-main, hopefully they kill eachother

>>75445973
be the Jon Jones

Hahaha lobov is about to go negative win-loss ratio, CM Punk superfight when

>>75445146
That pan in the end to Ellenberger lifeless body. Emmy winning shit.

>>75446285
One day we might get to see Lithcuck breakdancing after heeming somebody


Probably will never happen, but one might hope

>couldn't stay awake
>missed a meme choke
aww fuck

>>75445644
*cheers*

>>75444236
Am professional skin doctor, pdf and all.
This man is clearly.. not white.
Thank you

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>>75445793
>*touch wood*
unfortunately you can't do that on /heem/

The UFC should have more draws like in Japan. I don't see why they're more comfortable with flipping a coin on a split decision than handing a draw out. Also stops the constant muh judges whinging.

>>75445146
"Mike Perry is a leader of weak people."
-Alan Jouban

>>75446327
that would be pretty based tbf

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>>75445146
I'll tell you the truth, and even some of /heem/ might not like it. MMA is moving away from boring ass martial arts nerds and wrestling dorks. It's moving towards Felony Fights, and some don't like it. But it's much more entertaining to watch a guy like Platinum Perry laying dudes out than some unathletic BJJ dork flop around the cage.

The old weebs and martial arts that used to be the majority in MMA are extremely butthurt over this change. Personally, I'm just glad Platinum posting is back. 10 wins. 10 KOs. How can you not love this man's fights?

>>75443390
he (or she?) is a real beauty - Australian Cattle dog?

how old?

>>75443370
this will be easy to do to lithcuck because his nose is huge

>>75445405
He's 100% right on this.

>>75445571
How the fuck is he a pussy? He fought the champ twice and lost both. Why continue in a sport about getting and receiving concussions if you're only going to be a gatekeeper?

>>75443572
buffer is awesome.
he'd knock you into next week, anyway.

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>>75446718

>>75446731
>le if I dont knock you out in 30 seconds I bend over and over my chocolate starfish to my opponent man
0 heart

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>>75446887

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>>75447029

>>75446887
panic ankle grabbing

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>>75447085

>>75445405
this

i love the sport but I can't deny the reality: these guys are literally sacrificing years of their lives with a shortened life span AND a degraded quality of life.

I used to love a spectacular KO, but now I see it for what it really is. I want the KO's without them effecting the guy's futures, but I know that's impossible.

>>75447191
it truly is human cockfighting

i for one will protest this abhorrent entertainment on social media, whos with me?!

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>>75447190

>>75447001
yeah I think Overeem just caught him cold tbqh

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>>75447212
because he trains with the goat

>>75445886
*cringe*

>>75445775
great pic 10/10

Lost my first fight by a decision. Guy I lost too looking to win the cold.

We were given full helmets, so knees elbows slams were all ok. Downside there was only one round and it was measly 3 or 4 mins.

Didn't see high right hands so decided to Mike Perry it, rocked him twice. He got me down but I worked the bottom so good he stood up.

He pulled guard on me and got my head, I guess this sub attempt combined with his right hands plus latvian in latvia, got him the dec.

Hoing back stronger, heem. I promise.

>>75447296
Guy I lost to is looking to win the gold*

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>>75447191
It's a sport based entirely around giving lifelong head trauma to other participants. It really has no place in a civilized society, but I still watch that shit.

>>75447296
post vid

TYBW

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Which brother won the genetic lottery more?
The 9/10 Chad or the ugly pro athlete?

>>75447296
>helmets
>one 3 minute round

why bother

>>75447296
post the fight lithbro

>>75447516
Blasphemy is NOT ALLOWED in heem.

Diego sanchez deleted his Instagram after that JUST performance last night

>>75447481
Those are some THICC eyebrows

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTOqDp5g27b/

Mewvment

>>75447765
>dontbeleivehislies.jpg
xD

>>75447817
that video is over a year old

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So are we all aboard the platinum train again?

>>75447481
the chad

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my sides

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>>75447996
DEEZ Hands are back on the menu boys

>>75448048
>8,000MG of Fishoil

Theres no way you don't piss out virtually all of that

>tfw white in jiu jitsu and a white belt with deez hands

Nice ""diversity"" on the fs1 panel

https://youtu.be/8ud0LrQDmdo

>>75446718
>>75446887
>>75447029
>>75447085
>>75447190
>>75447235
>JDS left hook is his best punch
>but he leaves his hand down after throwing it - allowing Stipe to land the counter right
>Stipe doesn't go to the body at all or feint much, which lets JDS have more rest periods
>If he puts more effort into those two things, he stands a better chance at winning
my takeaways after rewatching

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how do i get into watching mma

>some autistic nigger in heem is asspained about our white boy Perry

>>75448711
start watching random fights on youtube and go from there, researching the fighters helps too. tune into to live events

>>75448711
You watch some exciting fights and wonder whether you can see something like this in real time. Soon after you understand that you can't, but that's another story altogether.

Btw post you're walkout songs gaiz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQZDbBGBJsM

>>75448711
Set Worldstarhiphop.com as your home page

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>>75448711
You start throwing hammers and never stop yo
#platinumperry #standandbang #blessed

>>75448711
UFC.tv

Full main cards to watch
187
189
194
195
197
199 (prelims too)
200
202
203
204
205
206
FN: Henderson vs Boetsch
FN: Mir vs Hunt
FN: Machida vs Romero
UFC on Fox 13, 15, 17, 18