/hoc/ th0rnt0n edition

anime

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Can someone make this pic /hoc/ related? Thanks.

I hope Corey Perry dies then gets ass cancer.

>coilers
>rags
Why do the bad guys always win?

>>75443138
Good post

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>Golden Kucks

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F

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>>75443148

Reminder that preds/blues is the official /hoc/ series

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>2 of the top3 in the 2017 draft are going to be finns
>both are surefire busts

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pic related

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Eff

Joe Thornton is the worst "leader" in the history of professional hockey.

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A list of teams Thornton has choked against

1998 Washington Capitals
1999 Buffalo Sabres
2000 MISSED
2001 MISSED
2002 Montreal Canadiens
2003 New Jersey Devils
2004 Montreal Canadiens (0 points in 7 games)
2005 Lockout
2006 Edmonton Oilers
2007 Detroit Red Wings
2008 Dallas Stars
2009 Anaheim Ducks
2010 Chicago Blackhawks (SWEPT!)
2011 Vancouver Canucks
2012 St. Louis Blues
2013 Los Angeles Kings
2014 Los Angeles Kings (It was 3-0!)
2015 MISSED
2016 Pittsburgh Penguins
2017 Edmonton Oilers

>>75443202
Pavelski has been the Sharks leader now

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>>75443172
Eberle top player.
>>75443211
>mfw Shorks are 0-2 vs the Oilers

>>75443211
Unironically good post

>>75443128
>knick knacks

>>75443225
le tips puck man should not be a captain. Dude is so slow

>>75443134
Leave my Joey alone

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tfw shit bracket

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>>75443256
worst bracket I've ever seen
I hope you didn't bet on it

does anyone have the updated bracket?

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>shorks

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>>75443256
Not as shit as mine

>>75443275

Only thing I've ever bet on was Trump winning, made a nice $60

>>75443289

lmao, do you still get credit for right number of games if you pick the wrong team?

>>75443289
>betting with your heart
>don't even pick your team to win the final

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>>75443290
whoopee
That'll get you a nice botttle of rum, 8 pack of beer, and a diet pepsi
>>75443289
Fucking KEK

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>>75443188

>>75443202
That's gotta be Markus Näslund

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LMAO

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What's next for his career?

>>75443369
retirement

>>75443369
suicide

>>75443369
Pathetic one year contracts with teams he hopes can carry him to a cup

>>75443369

I was going to compare him to Sergio and the PGA, but even Sergio has won.

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>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM

>>75443211
>>75443392
FUCK you beat me to it

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>>75443369
>feeling bad for a millionaire who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Come on guys.

>>75443211
a reminder that joe won gold in 2010, being one of the best 20 players in the world to make team canada

>>75443256
>>75443289
>not picking bloose
wut

>>75443419
Congrats on being carried by Toews and Crosby

>>75443414
he's from london

I knew a guy who grew up with his dad
they were pretty average

>>75443423
A lot of dipshits didn't see how badly MIN ended the season and picked them because muh standings

>>75443419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3dZP3io-xc

>>75443369
i gotta be honest, i think the dude will be alright. he's gotta be worth almost 9 figures, i'm talking a cool 100 mil, the type of money us guys can only dream about and have wet dreams about having 1/100'th of

i think the dude will be just fine if he never gets to pick up the ole lord's chalice

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>>75443464
How can a man not love torts

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Remind that this fatass has more cups than Ovi, Thornton, Gartner, Oates, Dionne, Iginla, Stastny and Housley combined

>>75443511
Why did you post players that are worse than kessel? Obv he will win more than those scrubs

>>75443191
Preds/Oilers v Rags/Caps is official /hoc/ semifinals

preds/rags is the ultimate /hoc/ series

>>75443530
I think Blues/Caps

>>75443256
>wild
>flames


these were literally the easiest fucking calls to ever make

>>75443544


preds will win the cup

>>75443134
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>75443530
>preds/rags is the ultimate /hoc/ series

Oilers/>rags would get the most shitposting

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>2017
>not packing your stadium full of fans to watch an away game on a jumbotron

facebook
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>>75443566
t. leaf

>>75443511
Good.

>tfw no idaho teams

reee lads i can't even leech a team off of washington

>>75443622
Be a Calgary, Hongouver or Edmonton fan

>>75443643
so much terrible advice in just one post

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WE WUZ FROGZ 'N SHIT

What do you think PK Subban is doing right now?

>>75443674
Or Colorado, I dunno

the Canadiens are out???
hewwwwwly shit

>>75443473
this post is reddit

>Oilers make it to the second round

does anyone remember last year and the year before that?

>>75443690
ok ok i was being harsh, Flames aren't all bad... if they get rid of Elliot

>>75443573

Pretty neat.

McDavid's tally this series:

>FirstA:
>SecondA: 2

>Goal: 1
>Empty net goal: 1

>>75443681
jacking off, like the rest of us

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>>75443707
I still can't believe it.
Too bad Flames got BTFO.
was really hoping for a battle of AB

>>75443694
this reply is /b/

>>75443643
FUCK OFF CANADA

>>75443747
>/b/ still exists

how did I completely forget this?

>>75443756
>how did I completely forget this?
your sub-conscious did you a favor

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>Shorks

>>75443756
I stopped going there once they started posting penises and assholes every 2 threads

>>75443765
/hoc/ hates the Shorks, though

>>75443765
Did you see the Sharks fan try to simulate the experience with popcorn?

>>75443775
/hoc/ hates the Oilers more

>>75443784
the Canadian cries out as he strikes you

>>75443778
>Did you see the Sharks fan try to simulate the experience with popcorn?

he's lucky Patrick Maroon didn't pull a gun on him. Doesn't he know Maroon is from Saint Louis?

>>75443134
https://youtu.be/Bk2dLin8tiQ

I keep doing these drills and it makes me hungry for pretzels

Also I only buy used skates fuckin fight me

>>75443544
>Oshie and Shattenkirk going up against their old team

Would be interesting

REMINDER THAT THE PREDS ARE /OUR/ GUYS

>>75443820
this desu senpai

I seek to be a fan of an NHL team.


I'm looking for a team that


nobody care

That almost has no fans

Be pathetic

That is a loser.

That I have no future

Who has never wins the NBA Finals.

That when they play at home, there are more fans of the opposing team

That is a shame for your city, or state

Which is in a city, where soccer and MLS are much more popular and beloved, than basketball and the NBA

And that nobody cares if that team disappears or is moved to another place.

>>75443820
I want to root for the preds, but the anime posters makes it kind of hard to do tbf

>>75443831
avs
coyts
flames

>>75443831
St Paul?

>>75443831
All the canadian teams besides Oilers and Maple Leafs

>>75443831
Devils

>>75443842
flames have a following bruh

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>>75443831
Yotes are your team my friendo

>all the current Vezina nominees have ZERO (0) rings
What happened? I thought in the current era we would have more consistently great goalies, but they don't even come close to all the greats from mid 90s to early 00s
Will we ever see true GOAT like Roy, Brodeur, Hašek or Belfour again?

>>75443872
Goalies are all the same now while back in the 80s/90s the difference between a great goalie and bad goalie was huge.

Fuck. Dump pavelski and hertl for some picks, give couture the C. HIRE SOME ACTUAL DEFENSEMEN AND PUT BURNS BACK ON OFFENSE.

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Wonder why the crabs lost. Big fuckin' mystery

So if the

>rags

go on to win the Stan Lee Bowl, will /hoc/ go full on supernova?

>>75443369
depends

>>75443820
No

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>>75443892

>>75443891
Nothing can kill hoc

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>>75443892
>>75443901

You now remember Dustin Brown

listening to Rust In Peace
I forgot how amazing Mustaine was on guitar.
Lucretia is amazing

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>>75443901
top giggle

>>75443831
devils, isles, canes, ducks, golden knights

>>75443928
Good taste
Megadeth > Metallica

>McNoshow

Yo Brodeur or Roy?

>>75443928
Feel like Megadeth never got enough love

Zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>75443891
we'll become Devils fans

>>75443936
Slayer > Megadeth >Anthrax > Metallica

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>having to cheer for the team that just swept you

Is there a more cucked team than Calgary?

>>75443289
Haha

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>>75443901
is that actually Johnny Hockey? The 19Jtowes makes me think otherwise.
>>75443936
Mom is going to the Metallica concert in Commonwealth Stadium. She offered me to go with her. I said fuck that.
So she's taking my sister.
>tfw went to Megadeth concert at Rexall last year
>tfw was so drunk I got escorted out

>>75443831
Other people said it but you're looking for the current devils or future islanders when Tavares finally realizes how bad the management is and leaves

>>75443964
i wouldn't mind giving that tight butt the bukakke treatment, long as she didn't turn around as to avoid being reminded she's the wicked witch of the west

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>>75443955
Iron Maiden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Megadeth>Anthrax>Slayer>>>>>>>>>>>Metallica

>>75443955
Megadeth > Metallica > Testament > Overkill >>> Slayer >>>>> Anthrax

>>75443985
Anthrax fuckin sucks it's mediocre thrash with hair metal vocals

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>>75443996
I saw them live with Megadeth in 2006
Got my nose broken.
Fucking kids.
DUDE MOSH LMAO
hate that shit


Maiden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>every other band btw

>>75443955
I feel like Megadeth is the band that anti-Metallica fans want to convince themselves that they're better than Metallica, when deep down everyone knows that Kill Em - Justice is is the series of albums that nobody else can touch.

But Slayer is still better.

So to be it goes Slayer > Metallica > Megadeth >>>> Anthrax

>bean meme dies on /hoc/
>/biz/ has a bean based shitcoin
>no crossover memes

>>75443974
What could possibly save them?

>>75444014
So to me**

>>75444011
Maiden were wimps. Girl vocals and piss weak guitars.

>>75444017
They should stop signing forwards like Ladd that suck at hockey. Also try to move back to Nassau

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>>75444014
worst opinion of all time.
At least Megadeth has some good albums released in the last 15 years.
Metallica hasn't been good since Ride the Lightning.
>>75444025
>the most talented vocalist in Metal
>girl vocals
kill yourself
pic related is the christmas gift my sister gives me every year for the past 8 years

>>75443964
holy fuck that (((nose)))

>>75444025
This objectively false and maiden has the best album art by far

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>>75444034
>the most talented vocalist in Metal

Holy shit lad you actually believe this? You've clearly not listened to much metal outside of entry level shit.

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>>75443964
>>75443979
>>75444035

>>75444034
Moth to the flame and atlas rise have some pretty nice riffs in my opinion. I was very surprised

>>75444039
>best album art by far

Maybe if you're 12 years old.

>>75444054
Hey fuck you guy with shit taste

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>>75444054
not him, but pic related is the best album cover ever.
Also the best album ever made. And it came out when I was born.

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Really makes you think.

>/hoc/ - sperging out on dad metal and shitposting

>>75444069
lol they're probably so mad right now

please stop picking on joe

>>75444063
Relax bro, I remember being a kid at the mall and seeing Maiden shirts and being like "hey that looks badass!" but then I became a teenager and realized their image was all cookie cutter halloween bullshit for fags and laughed at the fatasses that wore Maiden "band" shirts.

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>>75444444

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>>75444070
>dad metal
you have to go back.
Go listen to your pop and rap which require absolutely no talent

>chicago black cocks

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>>75444070
look what happens when the spOilers win something

all hell breaks loose the shit sprays on the walls

>>75444075
Japan shows up and commands respect, you heard'em boys

>>75444086
Iron Maiden is literally redddit the band. They're probably really stoked on other bands they just found out about like Led Zep and Queen too.

>>75444095
Why did he die so suddenly?
Why do you think I'm broke?
HUH

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>>75444075
No

>>75444086
>implying

Look, just because you like to listen to old farts who've been relevant in the fucking 80s, doesn't mean you have good taste.

I think I'll focus on listening to good metal while you pretend to be 50 years old.

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>>75444102
Maiden is the GOAT band.
Kill yourself

>>75444086
dad metal is for normies

>>75444079
I was referring to the art on their albums I'm not sure how you made the jump to fat people wearing their shirts but then again I dare not enter the mind of a cool guy

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Lifelong sharks fan here. It still hurts.

>>75444065
That's cool as shit

>>75444102
Led Zeppelin and Queen are great why do you have to be "underground" you insecure faggot

>>75444070
Name a current metal band

>>75444113
Oldest/lamest metal band ever, grandpa.

>>75444155
Nightwish was amazing when I saw them live.
I've seen Sonata Arctica like 7 times

>>75444167
Some isn't automatically your grandfather just because they fuck your grandma lmao

>>75444155
Who said anything about "underground"? They're all over played. Everyone's already heard all of their songs hundreds of times. Why can't you expand your taste past the same 30 or so bands you retarded nigger?

>>75444177
I listen to a lot of stuff, artists aren't gay just because people have heard of them you fat mall shopper nigger

>>75444142
That's what I was referring to. It's all "spooky skeletons" and other ghey shit. Zzzzz. I'm sure that was very effective at shocking parents or whatever in 197? whenever their albums came out.

>>75444197
You articulate your thoughts poorly because you are stupid

>>75444196
No, but they get old and tiresome. All of the "classics" get old when you've been hearing them your entire life. Speaking of fat people at a mall, it's always the fattest, ugliest losers or the pencil armed dweebs wearing Maiden shirts. Their fanbase is beta af.

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>>75444150
you were going to lose eventually. swear fealty before it's too late!

>>75444201
My post could not have been more clear, I'm sorry that you're a butthurt metal head geek.

>>75444221
Favourite Megadeth song?
I'd go with either She Wolf or Holy Wars

>>75444221
Ok stupid

>>75444176
kek

>>75444233
Ez.

Symphony of Destruction has the GOAT riff

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who /goat/ here?

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>>75444262
The preds will confirm themselves as the /GOAT/ team once they win 12 more consecutive games

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>>75444150

>>75443175

>spends career living among illegals on the mexican border
>does not win the stan lee cup

hmm ask me why I fucking care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQyEJpPSLdQ

Why he has never won the cup?

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I still believe
There's no way a team can keep choking year after year

>>75444295
he doesn't understand how playoffs work and can't get past the second round

>>75444297
the caps might make it to finals but the preds will shut them out

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>>75443964
>Sportchek Zone

No fucking wonder

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>>75444176
Haha! You got me, lad.

>>75444304
I think people are over estimating the predators and under estimating how bad shitcago was down the stretch

>>75444325
You literally just posted a picture of a guy every woman you know would have sex with

Holy shit you are legitimately retarded

Can anyone explain to me WHY the >sharts were playing without a goalkeeper?

????????????????????????????

>>75443964

kal

gary

that's all I need to say

>>75444338
>he thinks fedoras and iron maiden shirts get the ladies wet

Why are metalheads so beta?

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>>75443964

why do the >flems put the alberta flag on their jersey?? they're not even the capital city LMAO

inferiority complex at its purest if you ask me.

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>>75443134

>His smile and optimism gone

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martin jones will be out of a starting spot in 2 years

The greatest hockey player of all time has not been born yet

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our year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t2UXKFICKE

>>75444108
He was so close

>>75444150
I know

>>75444388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Sz6g76cac

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Oilers will win the cup

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>>75444448
You misspelled Penguins.

If Oilers vs Penguins final happens I commit sudoku

>>75444470
No, it's spelled right

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu_YVswb3p4

>>75444501
Are you saying that the word "penguins" is spelled "oilers"?
Very strange tbf

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>>75444503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvkzoqQ5Oak

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>yfw Preds/Caps final

>>75444528
For me it's ovie lifting the cup

BRING BACK WOODEN TITAN STICKS

>>75444538
For me it's Jofa helmets

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>when you're going through tough times everyone makes fun of you
>when you finally reach god status everyone is hateful and envious of you

how can us oilers just be liked? that's really all we want....

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>>75444528
>Preds/Caps final
Perfect

>>75444528
It will be Preds/Sens. Cap this post.

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>>75444214
>>75444274
>>75444528
>"smashville's" face when bloose tank preds 4-1

okay okay, maybe it'll go 4-2, if like, the climate control in the bloose hotel fucks up and they don't get any sleep or something

>>75444554

>pervs/craps

probably will be oil/pens sorry to burst your fantasy

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>>75444547
iktfb

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go kings go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I

>>75444547
Stop stealing all draft picks

>>75444547
Hogging 4 first picks since 2010 kind of made you into some sort of bad guys. Sorry. And, everyone likes an underdog. But with 4 first picks since 2010 you can't really be considered to be one.

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Have you accepted the prophecy yet, /hoc/?

>>75444547
Trade McDavid to an east coast team

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>>75444573
is it February?

>>75444444

>>75444590
the nhl would go full spurg mode on muh history if that happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TapXs54Ah3E

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>>75444562
behead those who insult preds

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>>75444573
who is this cum chum?
Damn she's fine

>>75443464
5 years later and still true

>>75444610
i admit this weeb catt meem of yourn is a cute gimmick

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fuck you rags
ruined my perfect bracket

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>>75444602
Im in full kings posting mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkx-7fsiWgg

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>>75444528

>>75444625
Same, pissed me off so much especially cause it's the god damn rags

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oHMmkG0jjg

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>>75444657
Fucking stop you faggot

Will Bruins force Sens into 7 games?

>>75444661
Nope

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>frogs
>flams
soon to be
>snes
>laffs

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>>75444659

>>75444661
Yes

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>>75444666
>666
absolutely no surprise that Satan himself posted such blasphemous filth

>>75444666
Based Satan

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>yfw Oilers/Predators WCF

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>>75444708

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>>75444708

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>>75444708

>good guys
Caps
Preds
Bruins

>neutral guys
Blues
Ducks
Snes
Laffs

>bad guys
Pens
>rags
Oilers

>>75444741
>Laffs neutral, not bad guys
Great post wasted.

>>75444741
Bruins are not good guys, laffs are bad guys, oilers are good guys

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>>75444741
>good guys
Coilers
Bruins

>neutral guys
Bloos
Capitals

>bad guys
Pens
Ducks

>>75444764
>redditmonton soilers
>good guys

'no', imagining any more matches were McDavid is mentioned every 20 seconds honestly makes me fucking sick, I avoided watching the shorks vs soilers match for precisely this reason

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>>75444764
>oilers are good guys

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>>75444741
>bruins
>good guys
Most delusional post I've read today tbf

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>>75444770
Very impartial list

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>>75444774
shark fan detected.

>>75444778
SAVED

>>75444741
t. Assblasted shork

>>75444782
>sharts
>fans
try again

>>75444774
>>75444777
>that flag


Anyways fixing the list once and for all so dont even bother talking about this SOLVED topic anymore:

>good guys
preds
oilers
caps

>neutral guys
dablues
pens
snes

>bad "guys"
laffs
bruins
duggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-re0HMkldY
Brad Marchand everybody

how are the caps goin to get past the pens, no memes pls

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>>75444796

Hockey is cancelled due to lack of interest sorry

>>75444804
high octane meat and potatos drive the net strategy while also getting pucks to the net

>>75444793
Yeah my flag actually has NHL teams

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>shorks


Jesus Christ, these fucking capchas

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>>75444825
So will mine in 5 years.

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>>75444796
>>75444806

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>>75444793
>good guys
>caps

stop with this meme

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>>75444842
>he doesnt want to see alexander "the great ape" Ovechking win a cup

>>75444804

Laffs*

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>shorks

>tfw every Sunbellt team except Arizona and Florida will win the Stanley before the Shorks

>>75444282
San Jose is northern California, you dolt

>>75444882
who knows or cares.
Fuck Commiefornia

>>75444882
>implying there's a difference
San Jose only exists to shield illegal spics from federal law, it has more beaners than any border city anyway

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AHAHAHAHHA

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I love San Jose

>>75444882

lol okay I was thining about sandy eggo I guess

>>75444741
>>75444770
>>75444793
>entitled cunts who had to steal all the good draft picks for over 6 years to stop sucking are good
top kek

>>75444932
Ironically San Diego has less spics than San Jose

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>>75444906
Who did he kill

>>75444943
>i smell a euroshit

>>75444936
First one was meant for
>>75444764

>>75444940

mm I guess they must have removed burrito from san diego because of the naval base there....

>>75444953
>who the fuck is this mummy
>i wish i was at home in Tampere playing PlayStation

>>75444898
>San Jose hispanic population: 269,989
>San Diego hispanic pop.: ~364,000
>Los Angeles hispanic pop.: ~2,000,000

You fucking idiot.

>>75444994
Do you have per capita stats tho?
Im not going to google them

>>75444994
They're much bigger cities

>>75445001
>>75445003

And? This was a response to "has more beaners than any border city" which is categorically false.

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>shorks

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The Ducks are California's team

I barely care about Preds actually, but it would be hilarious to see them advance just for all the Habs butthurt.

I'm calling perds for the SCF

>>75444547
Because you FAGGOTS tanked for DECADES. GET JEWMANN to give you lottery picks and when you finally get the first taste of success you act like pretentious, annoying FAGGOTS. Not even assblasted by the sharks choking away another series in a pathetic manner, I'm used to that. I'm mad you tanking losers have the audacity to act like you are the good guys.

>complain about refpuck all series long despite a key player not getting suspended
>mysteriously the refpucking stops when your team stops giving up stupid penalties every two minutes

>>75445081
Hi

>>75445107
Ahoj t'b'h

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>>75445086
>you finally get the first taste of success you act like pretentious, annoying FAGGOTS.

This, 100%

>>75445086
LOL

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>>75445086
GOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>>75445086
>california being this butthurt
Go watch soccer. I think you have a team, right?

>>75445086
Do you want them to be sorry for being lucky and act like dumb cucks?

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>>75445086
Shit man you're 100% mad

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>>75445291
>>75445086

>"youre a fucking white male" : /hoc/ edition

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>commiefornia this mad
Holy shit.

Ducks are LITERALLY a meme team that got created from a meme.

>>75445403
So?

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>>75445086
I'm screencapping this and hanging it above my bed

>>75445403
>mfw they're still better than shorks despite this fact

to be fair though, the shorks logo is by far more memeish and gimmicky than even the original mighty-disney-cucks splash.