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Real Madrid vs Barcelona Official Pre-Match Thread
Anonymous
2017-04-23 05:53:21
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El Clasico is upon us, friends.
Only 12.75h more to go.
Share your predictions, hopes, and fears.
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75442363
First for the rat king.
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will memessi finally score again in el clasico?
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Madrid 3-0 Barcelona
>Ronaldo
>Ramos
>Asensio
Will score
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There will be 5 goals
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Does Barcelona have any chance of winning lads
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I hope Madrid destroys the cancer that is farca once and for all
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2:2 desu schmesu
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>>75442500
the last one is just pure kino
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>cancer vs aids
no thank you
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>Pepe out
>Ramos in charge of defending
>Marcelo in charge of defending
>Pique in charge of defendig
>Alba in charge of defending
>Mascherano in charge of not choking
>Lel stegen
Both players have but one good defending player (Casemiro/Umtiti), this is truly going to be a goalfest.
Real has the better midfield though, so they'll probably win 4-3
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>>75442519
are you talking about your face? lmao
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>>75442542
stop being rude
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>>75442533
>good defending
>Umtiti
Kek.Anyways Nacho and Carvajal are GOAT defenders
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>>75442477
dubs confirm
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Hoping for morata to play over Benzema lads
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Do not watch this game. You'll feel better if you avoid it. Watching it will just destroy your faith in mankind and make you feel dirty.
I haven't watched a clásico since 2011 and can't recommend it enough. Go fly a kite or something instead.
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>>75442665
t. Fan of some irrelevant team
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>>75442604
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Barca win somehow
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I want Messi to win EL PLASTICO just for the shitstorm, sorry tsuuuuu-/sp/
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https://twitter.com/LaLiga/status/855683566172348416
>La Liga twatter reeing over piracy
"When piracy occurs, El Clasico vanishes, too."
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>>75442774
laughing SO HARD at island niggers
Are you going to post a squwaka comparison with other established CBs next?
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cant see this as anything but a Real win surely
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z-zidane will surely get exposed this time
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>>75443011
Ramos' headers in the last minute will save him again.
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Who do you think will dive more? Nerman/Ratking or Tsuuu?
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>>75443355
Nerman is banned lid
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>>75443426
Shiiiit. I really wanted to see that little chimpanzee play.
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Pretty easy home win
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they are both scummy clubs
but I guess I want RM to win
Barca will probably take it though
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>>75442665
t. catalan
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Call me cancer all you want, but I will be supporting FC barcelona tomorrow, yeah yeah american going for one of the most hated teams, I dont give a fuck. I hope to all that is good in the world that FC barcelona defeats the only cancer worse than mine, real madrid.
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>>75443660
I hope so too, but they won't
This Barca teams had failed in every big game
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>hes been a madrid fan since day one
based
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>>75442377
fpbp
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>>75444130
>it's a loyal customer ends up working for the company episode
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I'm so excited lads, unless I'm wrong this is the most important Classico since the 2012 tie at the Camp Nou where Real won 2-1 to clinch the league
If Madrid wins this they only need a maximum of 10 points from their last 18 available....if they lose they'll probably bottle the league, again.
Prediction, 3-1 to Real Madrid, assuming Ramos doesn't get sent off within the first half
All it takes is one Dribble from Messi where Ramos gets the red mist and lunges in and it could be bye bye la liga 2017
>tfw it's been 4 long years since your team last won la liga and you've had to watch Barca win it with ease year after year since 2008
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>>75444345
are you retarded? they played a CL semifinal
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>>75444345
wew I thought you were the loyal NZ barca customer for a second
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>>75444363
>2 games within a week to determine the tie vs 1 game to determine the season
Na cunt, this particular league game is more important than a cup knockout game (two actually) that isn't a final
Plus, when you've already won a load of European cups like Real Madrid the League is actually more prestigious in my eyes
Nearly anyone can win a cup competition when the stars align(Greece, Porto, Chelsea, Liverpool etc) , but it's impossible to fluke the league
Hence, it's fucking embarrassing that Real have only won it 3 times in the last 10-11 years
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>Neymar will miss El Clásico for the first time since he joined Bacelona
>Karim Benzema has scored five goals in his last five El Clásico games at Santiago Bernabéú in La Liga.
>In the last 12 Liga Clásicos, only one side has kept a clean sheet – Barcelona in their 4-0 victory at the Bernabéu in November 2015
>Messi has netted 14 times in 20 Liga games against Madrid, but he has not registered in the last five since getting a hat-trick in a 4-3 Bernabéu success in March 2014
>Ronaldo has notched eight goals in 14 Liga meetings with Barcelona, including four in the last six
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obligatory
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>Neymar's red card ban was extended so he misses Clasico
who could be behind this?
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>>75444678
The call that saved Real Madrid
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>>75444615
>tfw made this pic
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>>75444678
>>75444700
It's Neymar's own fault. Why does he have to disrespect the ref like that? You're getting ipayed millions to represent your club, show some class.
http://www.marca.com/2014/02/05/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1391599862.html
It's the standard in La Liga. CR got it as well.
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f this lads anyone got a stream for Aston Villa vs. Birmingham
having ur team in champions league is suffering
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>>75444678
>red card ban was extended
It has been a 3 game sanction
>>75444700
>Alfonso
Can you just kill yourself?
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>>75444678
>was extended
no it wasn't
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>>75444363
Oi, fuckface
Didn't hear back from you after >>75444418
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>>75445014
That's not me, dumbass. 45 million Argentinians
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>>75445021
But only 5 have internet access
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>>75445057
http://www.infobae.com/2012/01/03/625030-el-75-la-poblacion-argentina-tiene-acceso-internet/
It was 75% in 2012
Now it's probably 90%
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>>75442839
>google pictures of footballers' houses
>cancel subscription
>>75444456
>Headed attempts
>Not very strong
??? - ahh, whoscored is an american site, right?
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>>75445078
it's based on statistics
just because he scores lots of headers, it doesn't mean he doesn't miss a lot of them too
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>>75445062
Yeah, but they only polled the White Argentinians
So 5 or so
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Who /a/ here
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>>75445211
Awooooooo!!
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>>75445088
that's like saying he's a bad finisher because he misses a lot of shots.
he's incredibly good at heading. in fact i cant mention a striker from the 10 best teams in the world that are better than him. the one he scored against bayern last time out is a testament to that.
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>>75444418
Real has like 30 ligas u retard
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Barcelona come in such a bad form I do be surprised if they got a draw out of this.
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>>75445211
We're all /a/ here.
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>>75445509
how old are you and honestly what do you enjoy about cartoons of little girls? not trying to demean you but it's baffling to me
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>>75445211
I'm not twelve
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13/1 on Real, City and Ajax winning
Should I, lads?
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>>75445531
>/A/
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>>75445364
you don't need form if you go like a victim and get the refs on your side.
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>>75444130
Kek that evidence of every halal fan being trisomic
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>>75444895
Been busy helping my sister in Granada until now, baby. Missed me?
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>>75445516
how old are you and honestly what's not to enjoy about cartoons of cute little girls doing cute little girl's things? not trying to demean you but it's baffling to me.
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>>75445623
no need to dodge the question and go defensive, i am honestly curious
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>it's a Lucas Vazquez ahead of James and Morata episode
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stream? or channel? it's not on bein sports
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>>75445755
34, is a form of escapism as good as any other.
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Another match, another easy victory for Halal.
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>>75446108
James has no desire to play for Halal and Zidane (pbuh) anymore
It will be probably Asensio or Isco instead of Bayol
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>GOATsensio scores a hat trick
>Florentino sales Bale to United for 200M £
>GOATsensio starts the third generation of the galacticos with Dybala
It is set on stone alredy.
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https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/856033938401374209
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>Refball Madrid vs. Refballona
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Someone have online stream where I can watch it live?
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>>75445211
/a/ here :3
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>>75448338
ditto. i'm gonna need a reliable one, i dont wanna lose one bit of missi's destruction.
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Madrid 5-4 Barcelona
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>>75445211
we all /a/ here
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>>75445211
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>>75442604
>nacho
>GOAT
terrible post
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>>75444743
>show some class
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>>75445172
epic /int/ meme, kiddo
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/sp/ - i'm a lifelong, i've been supporting Real Madrid since the summer!
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>>75450459
What part of Madrid are you from? I'm from Atlético
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>>75449386
>I don't rate Nacho he doesn't sell shirts
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will just get home from gym at time, cook something and eat it while watching el clasico
gf comes home from work just after it ends so no explanations of corners and offsides today
c o m f y
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should be a pretty easy home win
barca are all over the place
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>First for cheeky 0-0 with one red card a piece
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>>75451042
first for feed me a working sptv2 stream
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>>75451088
>Acestream
>Stop being poor
>Café central
Not that hard
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I love both teams because you lads are the most likely to stop English teams in the CL. I have fond memories of both Barca and Real making Man U fans cry.
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>>75442495
Neymar is out so final score is 2-0 RM.
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>>75451194
>The absolute state of Irish """"""""""football""""""""""
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttxky8yoD3E
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>There are people who unironically will watch these two scrub teams when they could be watching Lillestrom-Brann istead.
Not sure how to react desu.
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>>75451437
azor brann
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When is it on GMT boys?
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get your TSU's here
just copy and paste when tsuman strikes again
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>>75442662
Watch him score 2. This type of game is great for him
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>>75451504
7.45
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>>75451572
Thanks for the TSUU, I'll keep it
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>>75451663
Sound
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>>75449225
I don't remember this ever happening
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>>75451572
thanks la
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>>75451740
I do
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7-1
Ronaldo x3
Asensio x2
Isco x1
Marcelo x1
Retardmessi x1
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>>75451740
>he wasn't here when /spa/ happened
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>poop
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>>75451831
lol
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>>75451572
Get your MESSI here, lads
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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>>75451894
lol nobody ain't gonna use that
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>It's another "We explain americans the offside rule over and over again" episode.
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> Messi scores goal
> Barca wins
> Ronaldo becomes JUST
> /sp/ BTFO
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>>75451894
lmao
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I've been a big Barca fan since 2010 but I've been really impressed with CR7 as of late. I'm not a RM fan by any stretch but I am a fan of Ronaldo's
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>>75451894
I'll get the fourth one on the second row, thaks
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I predict alot of TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75451963
>as of late
Didn't he go two months without scoring?
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>>75451948
>Messi scores goal
>Barca wins
>Real wins the league
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Unfortunately this match is fairly irrelevant as Real really should win the league even if they lose.
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Hattrick incoming
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>>75451963
Let's see if you stay a Farca fan over the coming years because it's gonna be some rough ones.
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>>75451928
People are going to use it to shitpost anyway.
See:
>MESSI
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>>75451781
But i don't
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Just can't get enough of this meme
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Never 4get
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>>75451963
>I've been a big Barca fan since 2010
fucking amerilards
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>watching Exposed: The League Game
No ta
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>>75451963
too obvious
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>>75452258
That's not EPL
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When's the game start eastern time zone ?
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>>75452215
Reminder Barcelona was the only foreign team to give them money.
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>>75452283
I'm genuinely surprised how many people fell for it
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>>75452312
2.45
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>>75452331
Money laundering.
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>>75452331
>Reward people because they achieve dead
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SOON
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>>75452441
>implying Ronaldo wouldn't tiptoe too like he always does, so Messi would have to be above a box or something
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if duplos messi scores a hattirck, Real Madrid choke and end up winning no titles this season.
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What is the time the barca beat down starts, lads?
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Bale starting
>I rank Zidane
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>league is ogre if Barcelona loses
>winning only gets Barcelona closer to the top since Real Madrid still have that game they didn't play with Celta Vigo
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>I hope a hattrick of TSUUUU for the end of Uefalona
>But same time, i wanna real mandril lose CL
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>>75452671
Welp, it's ogre.
Congratulations Barcelona
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what are you guys drinking?
for me, it's sprite
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>nermanless farça
5-0 Real
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>>75452863
the usual
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>>75442542
kek
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>>75452985
>I rate Mernan
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>>75452863
You really shouldn't be drinking soft drinks before the game Leo.
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>>75452863
A can of beer and I'll eat a pack of these bad boys.
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>>75445211
Please stop posting mu wife in this shithole.
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>>75453085
>t. fat
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CUANDO EMPIEZA, OSTIA?
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>>75442604
>>Nacho
>Le unable to get a fifth yellow card muslim because Zidone SIDAne would have to use a defender from the B team (no, not Español de Badalona (no, not Villarreal either) (no, not Getafe either))
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>>75453194
1 bong, 24 bings
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>>75453220
Gracias, negro
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>tfw no DirecTV means I have to stream this shit
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>>75453194
>>75453220
I meant 19 bings lul
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This match is not only football
They want off of Spain so I'm glad today they will get pretty beat up
Inb4 pique blames a fly passing by
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>watching refball Madrid vs UEFAlona
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>>75453247
Can you provide link dear partner?
TV's off so I'll also have to stream the game.
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>>75453274
Looking confident brah
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>>75453290
If barca wins today, I will believe again in this shit being scripted
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>>75453282
firstrowsports.com
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>>75453282
rojadirecta should have working links
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Cards predictions?
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anyone have a stream?
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>>75453346
8 yellows. red card after 75 mins.
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Who /optic/ here?
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>>75453316
Thanks,I'll check.
>>75453317
Not a single one,at least for me.
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>>75451194
best female
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>Pique already planning his post match interview
>Blaming Hitler, the grass, shakira's omelettes, San Francisco de Asis, and chiquito
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dubs and Madrid scores 5+ goals
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>>75453202
>This butthhurt
Did Nacho made a threesome with your mother and your sister?
>>
>Carvajal, Nacho, Ramos, Marcelo; Casemiro, Kroos, Modric; Bale, Benzema; Cristiano Ronaldo
>>
T
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>>75453511
>This grammar
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>>75451230
nerman out might be a good thing for them. if they are so unbalaced is because they 3 attackers that don't defend. no nerman, they'll play with 4 midfielders
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>>75453513
>Ter Stegen; Sergi Roberto, Piqué, Umtiti, Jordi Alba; Busquets, Rakitic, Iniesta; Messi, Luis Suárez; Paco Alcácer
>>
>>
just got home from work la
roast incoming
this could get comfy
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who /CHICANO/ here?
fuck trump
>>
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>>75453553
>Busquets
They are playing Alcacer.If they were playing Gomes you might have had a point
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>>75453565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
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>>75453554
>sergi roberto
>umtiti
>rakitic
>paco alcacer
7-1 confirmed
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>>75453513
>No Kiko Casilla
>>
>>75453413
csgo?
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>>75452441
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6432163/chapters/14723188
>>
>Alcancer
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>>75453581
alineaciones? where?
>>
ALCACER AHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
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>>75453584
Umtiti is good, Matthieu is the shitty French man.
>>
>>75453631
>>No Kiko Casilla
Marca says so and they are usually right
>>
What part of Real you lads from? Gareth here
>>
One hour to go.
>>
Would you let Christian impregnate your gf? In exchange you can keep the baby
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>>75453640
He's elite now, la
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>alcacer
>roberto
>umtiti
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajkasjdkajlsdkansdlfkandslckj adlck adlkvnaldkfnaldkfnaldkfnaldknvladkvmnalkdnfjalerjalöekfmaökdfmnalkfjajajajajajajaja
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>>75453701
Christian Benteke?
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Why do you support and confirmed rapist /sp/?
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>>75442519
Fuck off kike
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>>75453721
Christian tsu
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Stop laughing at Alcazer.He will score if you keep memeing it
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>Alfonso
lol stay butthurt all your life pathetic scatalan scum
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>>75453709
Umtiti is good, though.
But the other two are shite.
>>
MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU MESSI TSUUU MESSI TSSUUU
>>
Meme magic clearly points in favor of barca today, lads
They are too JUSTed to lose
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>>75453741
Christian Atsu?
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>>75453732
because /sp/ puts pussy on a pedestal and admire him for getting some
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>>75453776
bless you
>>
>>75453626
>>75453692
>>75453725
newtrash
>>
7x0
>>
>>75453776
Christ Ian O. Tsu
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>>75453732
Because it's the #1 fetish among women. She probably enjoyed it.
>>
Is there going to be anime for these matchthreads?
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>>75453804
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>>75453732
Pls rape for me 400k /sp/
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>75453759
What do these translate to?
I assume one is praising song and shitting on modric's price
>>
>>75453732
>seduce
>get fucked
>I didn't really want la give shekels
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>>75453804
Who K/a/gura here?
post your Azoumanga waifu
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Reminder
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>>75453878
me on the boots
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>>75453583
what the fuck did i just fucking watch
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>>75453857
Here
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which team is supported by honest, hard working, god-fearing, responsible men?
Or are there no such people in Spain anymore?
i need to know.
>>
hello?
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>>75453910
RM of course farca is full of gitanos and such
>>
>>75453878
dam she got a bubble
>>
>>75453910
Barcelona is all tourists, bandwagonners, and yupis
>>
dubs and barca loses 0-5 and le pen wins the election
>>
The other day, an old match was broadcasted on TV
2003 era or so
>zidane
>gravesen
>figo
>Beckham
>ronaldo
>ronaldinho
>karembe....
>>
>>75453909
Kagura is mine cunt
Post someone else
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>>75453910
Atletico
El rayo
>>
>>75453800
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75453247
>>75453282
reddit soccer stream lads
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Why are these saladix ads such fucking cancer?
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>>75453926
g-guten morugen...
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>>75453971
>El rayo
t.nu male beta cuck
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>>75453910
>which team is supported by honest, hard working, god-fearing, responsible men?
Stoke
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>>75453964
>Who K/a/gura here?
>Here
Got some problems, leaf?
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>>75453992
Yo soy un macho ibérico, nen
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>its another have to use a stream but sister wastes bandwidth on youtube slut vlogs episode
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>>75453971
Atletico fanbase is full of qts tho
you don't see that with real Madrid they only have fat bitches
>>
BOTH of these clubs have been exposed along with Poop Guardiolel. The man looked like a God in La Liga.
>>
>XX1 century
>watching anything on streams
>>
Time for yet another divefest
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>>75454010
Tú eres un sudaca.Hueles a mierda desde aqui
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>>75454023
>fat bitches
That's pretty much the truth
I don't know why, cuties are atleticas
>>
>>75454014
Go on your router configs and limit her bandwitch
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>>75454014
>sister
you know what to do
>>
>>75454014
>he is 18
>he lives with his parents
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>>75454029
Poop had a superteam back then
>>75454046
Chonis=Atleticas
Pijas=Madrid
A mi me van más las pijillas si te soy sincero
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>>75454045
>hueles a mierda
Quien coño dice eso en España
Soy mas madrileño que el oso y el madroño
You jelly
>>
>>75454014
those slut vlogs are great post links
>>
>>75453929
>>75453942
Mucho gusto hermanos. Ahora puedo decir viva madrid y mi equipaje de pescado es en la cocina. Yo soy el gringisimo.
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>>75454059
Asians usually live with their parents until they get their first job
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>>75454014
fuck your sister in the ass until she passes out, you have 42 minutes.
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>>75454079
Pijillas pero gordas
Seamos objetivos, a las mujeres que les gusta el fútbol tienen pocas amigas
>>
I'm glad that uppity nigger neymar isn't playing
>>
>>75454099
B r u h
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>>75454099
>Mexico
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>>75454045
t. gitano
>>75454046
they have the best qts in all UCL you don't see that anywhere but In el Calderon
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>>75454099
i don't think he has time for the enema beforehand though - we can't have a mess
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>>75454103
>Pijillas pero gordas
Yo he conocido de todo.A las más jovencillas si que les suele gustar más pero suelen ser un poco raritas.
>>75454085
>Quien coño dice eso en España
Madre mía el sudaca a tope de power.
>>
>>75454099
/sp/ is a tit board
>>
>>75454141
Me estas contestando dos veces, gibaja
>>
don't you DARE quote me unless you live and breath and bleed CATALONIAN like i do
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>>75454079
que significa chonis y pijillas?
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tfw gf doesn't want to do kinky stuff before marriage
tfw never gotten a handjob or a blowjob
tfw only have madeout and cuddled with her
At least she's going to marry me and never cheat right?
>>
>>75454167
>don't you DARE quote me unless you live and breath and bleed CATALONIAN like i do
No me digas cabron
>>
>>75454178
Buscalo en google
>>75454187
If she is not a virgin she is cheating on you
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>>75450582
Real here :)
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>>75454059
I'm actually 33
>>
tfw Madrid and Barca have players with the same first name as me and my brother
feels good
>>
What channel is it on for the United States people like me?
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>>75454187
she's supposed to be doing that stuff before the marriage and it's supposed to end several years after the marriage. now is the time for kink.
>>
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Help
I've been bullied
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>>75454224
She is a virgin
she was a kissless before me
A very good muslim that is scared of her parents
So she'd never ever dare to cheat cause then her parents would fucking throw her out and disgrace her
so yeah I think im safe
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Just bet 20 grand on a good, clean match with absolutely zero diving and no sign of questionable or corrupt refereeing
How blacked am I?
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>>75454228
holy fuck you scare me
>>
>>75454267
ELSA JEAN
L
S
A
J
E
A
N
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>>75454228
virgin?
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>>75454256
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>>75454256
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>>75454261
if you put it in her butt is doesn't count so try that
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>>75454187
>kinky stuff
>handjob
>blowjob
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>>75454261
Are you a muslim? If she is a good cook and doesn't mind taking care of all the house stuff go for it
>>
2-1
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>>75454299
lame
>>
>>75454228
tell me your secret
how do you do it
you are living the dream, aren't you?
>>
What barrio from Madrid are you from guys?
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>>75454291
REEEEE
Don't do this to me
>>
>>75454261
I hope you're prepared to stay with her for the rest of your life because divorce is a sin that will result in her brothers honor killing the both of you with machetes.
>>
>>75454319
Yes
she's supersmart going to a med school so she won't be staying home and I dont want her to be a useless housewife
We live in Canada and we will give back to Canada by working hard
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>>75454332
las Ramblas pham
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>>75454330
Listen to him. DONT bully me.
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>>75454345
Even then you need to clean the house and cook pal. If she does it she is golden
>>
>kek smegma
>roberto out of position
>pique 5 years past his best
>rakitic always invisible
>busquets and iniesta past it
>messi in full depression mode
>suarez out of form
>alcacker
>subs literally all shit bar none
>enrique is a clueless fraud
Real Madrid 8-0 Barcelona
>>
Any non virus stream?
>>75453316
>virus
>>75453732
White2 is perfection
>>
>>75454315
she has touched my penis to get a grasp of my size
but doesn't want to see it before marriage
she's weid
she even gets disturbed by watching a sex scene in the movie and has to turn her face back lmao
its kind of cute
I was a kissless virgin before meeting her so at least she has kissed me and made me less of a loser
>>
>>75453803
It probably didn't happen, that's why she said it did. Women always attack the nice guy.
>>
>>75454384
reddit soccer stream
>>
>>75454382
Barça plays hard against Madrid. Their memes become serious shit when they face Madrid
>>
>>75454384
>>virus
Good luck, I'm on Linux lol
>>
>>75454229
What are they?
>>
THIS IT GUYS
THIS IS THE DAY WHEN REAL MADRID WILL ESTABLISH THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER DOMINANCE OVER BARCELONA
>>
>>75454379
Nobody cooks anymore
Just cook some shit in the weekend that lasts for the whole week
Cleaning is easy. I can do it as long as she stays with me.
>>
>>75454229
Daniel and Sergio?
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If Barcelona don't give Big Sam the job, they're fucking idiots.
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>>75454388
it is rare to find such virtue in this disgusting world. be good to her and lead a virtuous life so god may love you. i wish i wasn't such a depraved partier in my youth.
>>
>>75454413
are the danish fag in neogaf football thread
>>
Should I dye my hair grey like messi did, or work out and get jacked like tsuu, I'm about the same height and build as ronaldo, just higher body fat.
>>
>>75454350
I'm from Arganzuela
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>>75454187
god damnit leaf, she has chad on the side
>>
SCORE PREDICTIONS!!
Mine are 3:0
>>
This is fucking stupid. There is no way that Messi scores because of his natural position nowadays, meanwhile Ronaldo is literally in prime position to score a tap in every 20 minutes. And yet both will be compared based on goals. Fucking plebs.
>>
>>75454382
It will be 7x0
>>
>>75454229
What a retarded thing to feel good about
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>>75454426
what would be his strategy at barca?
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Lads I can see it now, Messi will score a tap in and /sp/ will implode and turn their back on ronaldo again. Please promise me this won't happen
>>
>>75454446
1-3
>>
/lifelong/ cule and Catalan nationalist here lads.
t. burger who visited Barcelona once
>>
will it be bale or ronaldo's night
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>>75454446
In favor of who, Polbro?
>>
>>75447261
screencap dis shit. hope you are right.
>>
>>75454438
do both
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>>75454460
>hoof it to number 10
>>
i want sushi
>>
>no pepe
wont watch
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>>75454479
You always list the team playing at home first.
>>
>>75454479
fcb
>>
>NEET is the dream
Are you guys kidding me? I'm gonna flip out and gonna beat some to death with my bare hands. I'm rapidly becoming a drunk because it's easier to pass the time too. The only reasonable recourse is suicide at this point.
>>
>>75454414
You sound beta as fuck.
>>
>>75454502
Ah, makes sense :)
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>>75454502
man
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sunday night el clasicos are the bestest most comfiest editions
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>>75454228
I'm the guy you're replying to. Sorry I said anything.
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2-1
Nacho, Marcelo, Keylor (OG)
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sky are so cheap why the fuck are they not in the stadium
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>>75454520
>tfw suicidal tendecies everyday
>tfw 70,000$ debt
>tfw parents will kick me out soon
It was all a lie
NEET life is the worst
I have no job expereince at 26 so fucked for life
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>>75454520
Do you have any qualifications?
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>>75454502
Unless you're an Amerifat.
>>
Is ronaldo even that good? Apart from meme free kick and penalty?
Modric is a meme and bale
Messi's is quite good but just has a lower centre of gravity
Does Ramos even exist?
Benzy is ok but not very good
Bale is shit
Why did Barca buy neymar? Doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
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>he doesn't follow madrid's head groundsman on twitter
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>>75454594
Have you ever watched a game? Dont answer this I already know the answer
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>>75454573
I really hope you get your life together bro...:(
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Lads, please someone share a streaming link. I will suck yo-
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>>75454573
bro you're being dramatic, you are still in your 20s just go back to school and get at least a master's degree and use the university to land a job, it's that easy.
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>>75454632
Here's where I get my links, it's been pretty reliable for the past 3 years
http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/real-madrid-live/real-madrid-live-stream.html
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>>75454520
>NEETcucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Feels good having a high position job at 24.
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>>75454634
This
take adderall if you have trouble concentrating
>>
bros this is the first madrid game i'm watching this season. have been a fan for ten years but ancelotti's football just became too boring to watch
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>Bro, you're watching soccer? Haha, dude.
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>>75453974
thanks mexibro
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>>75454661
just because the other drug mules are in prison
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/sp/, how mad will you be win Real wins the CL, La Liga, and Ronaldo collects another Balond'or?
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>>75454687
>2017
>drug mules
Just launch your drugs over the border with a cannon nigga its that easy
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>>75454677
To be quite honest family, Chads are kind of into soccer now thanks to the World Cup on ESPN and FIFA video games.
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love seeing ronnie get subbed off
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>>75454696
would cream myself t b h
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>>75454687
Kek
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>>75454677
I'd suck both their dicks and let them use me as their personal fucktoy, no homo.
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>>75454666
>>75454666
Pls stop
it hurts to even remember
I was enrolled in the best uni in Canada
Waterloo for Mech engineering
But I failed
I could not study. Got kicked out.
Went to U of T. Failed again. My brain stopped working after highschool.
Hurts to see chinks that I was so much smarter than in highschool getting six figure salaries while Im a NEET going to be a homeless soon with shit ton of debt
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>>75454696
000.0%
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>>75442665
t. Andalusian
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>>75454677
>you will never be in that level or mirin'
>you will never join an Ivy League university fraternity
>you will never fuck 9/10 and 10/10 at least once a week
>you will never mock and bully nerds until you make them cry
>you will never high five Chad and Tyler as you arrive at the uni on your BMW
Life is pain.
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>>75454606
this
found his account today, seems to be a nice lad
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RONALDO IS SEXY BUT NEEDS TO IMPROVE HIS FOOTBALL ABILITIES
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in ten years time we will appreciate how lucky we were to watch cristiano
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STREAM LINK PLEASE?
STREAM LINK PLEASE?
STREAM LINK PLEASE?
STREAM LINK PLEASE?
STREAM LINK PLEASE?
STREAM LINK PLEASE?
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Tory Voters Are C U C K S (ID: !!jMRRjuYLt5i)
2017-04-23 06:32:32
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my fucking face when it ends 0-0
Spanish football is utter wank
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>>75454720
>I was enrolled in the best uni in Canada
>Waterloo
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What the fuck is wrong with CAPTCHAs these days
goddamn it
Even posting on 4chin is a suffering now
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>>75454390
t. Mackerson 'O Shea
>>75454388
t. Giggs Carrick
>>75454384
t. Miguel Rojone Krantz
>>75454382
t. Patrick Elahi
>>75454379
t. Juan Pedro del Miguelminho
>>75454365
t. Tedesco Lund
>>75454350
t. Juan de la Muralla
>>75454345
t. Richard Brandon
>>75454334
t. Herman Lustig
>>75454332
t. Kroose Wanderfloot
>>75454331
t. Treviso Jim Jones Sitting Bull
>>75454299
t. Mohamed Kaiter
>>75454276
t. Pooja Owadahaaaj
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>ronaldo highlights reel
>all tap ins
lel
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Who /DAZN/ masterrace here?
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which team are my fellow redditors rooting for?
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THE BROADCAST STARTED
LET'S GO M/a/DRID
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>>75454745
Using this la
http://yoursportsinhd com/soccer/channel/bein/
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>>75454749
Tell me a better engineering in Canada negro
I went to U fo T too
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Why are gringo relators so shit?
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>>75454771
I'm a Barçafag, that said I don't see us winning today.
>>
for anyone interested
acestream://93393ff5e41273fb43c104d639e3f0d36f8742e3
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>>75454771
I'm just rooting for GOOD football. Here's to a fair match so that everyone gets happy!
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>>75454759
t. alberto barbossa
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Lmfao isn't Messi scoreless in the past 6 el classico's?
Imagine how hard Ronaldo would be bashed if he held that record
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>>75442363
This will be the last game Lionel Messi ever plays.
A certain Madrid player has been told to break his leg.
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>>75454786
Thank you based Canada.
>soccer
triggered
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>>75454823
best state
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only cr7 can look good with this gay ass haircut desu
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>>75454794
stick an empanada up your ass and shut your mouth you dumb cunt
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>>75454812
>Clasico
>good football
its full of diving and whining to refs
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Bein stream is down
I repeat
Bein stream is down
Reddit links have failed us
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BUY SKY SPORTS SUPCERIPTON YOU FAGGOTS.
WHY IS WROJG WIRH UR BRAIN
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>>75454734
at least they have small dicks, senpai.
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GET DAZN SUBSCRIPTION
YOU CAN WATCH THE FIRST MONTH FOR FREE
FULL HD AND NO LAG ISSUES
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650m
concussion bowl btfo
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>Barca fans between Real fans
>nothing happens
shitty classic match
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>>75454892
What's wrong with their jaws?
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>>75454899
>shilling this hard with your web 4.0 shit
Use some other stream instead, DAZN is trash tier.
>>
Time to grab alcohol
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>>75454720
all you have to do is apply to something and once you get a job you will be determined because getting a salary is really all it takes, then it's easy to coast through life. Honestly the job application/interview is the worst thing this life has to offer (aside from virginity)
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>>75454859
Try Rojadirecta. It's shit quality but it always works at least.
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>>75454903
is third from the right Vardy in a wig?
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so is Neymar playing or what
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>>75454892
Its from the roids.
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What is Premier Leagues "El Clasico"? Is it Manu vs Liverpool?
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>its going to be a boring 1-0 semen slurping episode
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do people in spain sell choripan and fake shirts outside the stadium?
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>>75454948
Nerman is suspended
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>soccer is for nerds, bro.
>come wrestle with me and zach
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>>75454959
yes
>>
New thread soon?
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>>75454942
THe acestream links are good quality
>>
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>>75454959
Mu vs Chelsea
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>>75454838
>tfw a nazi will never taste an empanada of Carne Cortada Con Cuchillo
Feels good man
>>
stream?
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Would you have sex with James Rodriguez (female)?
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Is the Israelibro streaming this?
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>>75454975
I will show you who is the boss of this gym Zach
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>that haircut
Mad homo
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r8 my new shoes
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>>75455005
yes
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>>75455000
http://yoursportsinhd. c om/soccer/channel/bein/
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>>75454991
Yeah, I would assume for el Classico they would have some ok stuff. Problems start when your trying to watch a Bulgaria-Faroe Islands European qualifier or whatnot.
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>>75454999
saltena + mondongo is best
and yes i tasted :^)
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>>75454759
t. Sebastião Neves
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>The world is real
What did they mean by this?
>>
>>75442363
I just caught a SkySports stream, is it airing the game or just commentary?
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>THAT PAT ON MESSI FROM RONALOD
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>>75454141
>Pijillas
que es?
google translate no me dice
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Real fan banner is in English; not Spanish
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Holy fuck this scottish commentator is giving me fucking ear cancer
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HALA MADRID
FUCK UEFALONA
>>
god i love watching cristiano and messi interacting irl
its so weird
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>>75455026
Thanks anon bless your heart
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>it's a manletlona gets btfo by based BBC before halftime episode
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>banner in english
Absolute cucks.
>>
THE WORLD IS REAL
>>
>the world is real
>>
>the world... is real!
What did they mean by this?
>>
Comepipas about to get BTFO
>>
>The BBC as Bale returns
what
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SERGIO
E
R
G
I
O
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>The world is real
That's pretty deep desu
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wish i had some snacks
do i run to the shops and risk having to have social interaction with humans
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>>75455100
In English
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Who H/a/lal here?
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>the world is real
Dumbass madridistas
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>that halal madrid autism
>>
Barca won 7 times LA Liga in last 9 years. Lol fuck plastic Madrid. Visca el Barca! Visca el Catalonia!
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>>75455123
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>>75455133
>>
Why are Spaniards so good at sports?
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>>75455108
don't listen to them
stay woke
>>
Sergio Garcia <3
>>
>>75455125
Just order a pizza or some shit.
>>
Suarez will chimp out real hard today, screencap this shit
>>
How can the world be real if mirrors arent real?
>>
>>75455157
Because only half their squad is Spanish
>>
>>
>>75455123
Not as deep as the crater your father left behind.
>>
>the world is real
>some golfer doing a baseballesque first kick
What the fuck
>>
Wake up /sp/ THE WORLD IS REAL
>>
>>75455127
EL MUNDO ES REAL
DIE WELT IST REAL
WOW
>>
NEW THREAD >>75454851
>>75454851
NEW THREAD >>75454851
>>75454851
NEW THREAD >>75454851
>>75454851
NEW THREAD >>75454851
>>75454851
NEW THREAD >>75454851
>>75454851
NEW THREAD >>75454851
>>75454851
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>>75455133
>>
Bartha gon b raped 2day
>>
Refball penalty
>>
The world is not all royalists.. Spanish grammar..
>>
Where is everyone?
>>
Good game so far
>>
Refball on both sides
>>
>>75455418
>ameristupids
>>
PUNISHED MESSI
>>
>Marcelo gives shoulder to Messi's face
>goes to byline to fix his shoulder
kek
>>
LE VOY A METER PENE A SUS MADRES
>>
new thread >>75458164
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