OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 108: SWANSON VS. LOBOV THREAD #6

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How many nerds got goofed so far?

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First for JJ

>>75437571
>It's a midget episode

>>75437678

She looks almost human with generous makeup and photoshop

I'm an executive at UFC. Would you guys like to see Mike Goldberg return to his commentary role?

>>75437866
I wonder why they fired him

They must be aware that fans love him

They just don't care about us man. They only care about casuals

>>75437866
Isnt he going to bellator?

Schaub is cool

BITCH BE HUMBLE

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BASED CUB

BE HUMBLE

SIT DOWN

Need such a bad piss hope I can enjoy this fight

SHIT FART MEERSCHAERT

>>75437866

YES

the fucking irish hammer in the background im dyin

Hey Ireland, are you still there? :)

K D O T
D
O
T

BIT BE HUMBA!!!!

shut the fuck up

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HEEMINDER that /heem/'s credibility is riding on Cub's shoulders

CUB WILL RETIRE

Torteen seconds is cool, you know what's cooler?

7 seconds

lol guy behind cub with the inflated hammer

>>75437894
New owners are a bunch of homophobic bigots

>>75437866

I wish this was real.

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NOW IS THE TIME

\O/

Cub Swanson about to get two full fists in that ass. Probably shouldn't have talked shit Artem. This fight should be hilarious.

>dedicating this fight to all the fighters he thinks SHOULD be in the ufc

fuck right off cub

Conor probably not even watching this fight.

REMINDER--

Artem LOST his fight to GET ONTO TUF and was brought back because of an injury and Conor's influence

Artem will destroy Cuck swan-song

Can't believe this is actually happeninig

BE HUMBLE!

What flag is Cub repping? For that matter, what flag was that dude who fought McBride earlier repping?

Cub 1st round tko

Betted on Cub but want Artem to win

>bitch
>be
>humble
why don't intellectual people deeply respect the depth of black culture again?

>AAAAAH
what did he mean by this

Swanson fans: OLD MEN living in the PAST
Artem fans: Young DYNAMOS living in the RUSSIRELANDIC FUTURE

Artems left right just went viral
Put cub swanson in a spiral
Hes the Goat, you and I know

>Trains at SBG with Conor McGregor

>>75440313
more like

.O.

>same height
>5 inch reach advantage
JUST

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>>75437678
is it humanly possible to to literally have more make-up on her face?

HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEPYYYYY

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WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

artem is the new breed

Artem with a lucky ko punch DESU

HEEEEEEEEEM BASED ARTEEEEM

if Artem wins I will suck my own dick on instagram live

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artem finna shock the world

>>75440337
this. Artem is about to get HEEMED so hard right now

>>75440321
To Mehdi iirc, he's on the current TUF as well

artem does not deserve to be in the same octagon as cub

he just needs to take the loss and leave the ring

NIGHT NIGHT ARTEM YOU NO TALENT ASS CLOWN.

FUCK HIM UP CUB.

WAR SWANSON.

>>75440341
Chanelling Perry

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!!!!!!Give Artem your power lads!!!!!
'o'
>5inch reach advantage

this is going to be a slaughter

I sense an upset lads. Artem is going to KO Cub. His war with Choi has weakened his chin, ala Matt Brown weakening Cowboy for Masvidal. Just fighting too soon after his last.

Cub Swanson's tattoos are hideous.

>>75440338
Same. It's the key to happiness

This is going to be amazing no matter what the outcome is.

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>main event
>thread dead already

>>75440358
good craic that lad

>>75437866
Why havent schaubposters or extra autistic /heem/ers started a campaign on twitter spaming ufc to bring back Goldie?

>>75440304
heem will learn to never doubt LOBOV today.

>main events with +600 favorites

cool sport

>>75440365
disgusting

>>75440354
Cub's actually an inch shorter.

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>>75440372
A R T E M

>>75440372
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/.\
TAKE MY POWER ARTEM

>>75440365
i thought tecia grew 6 inches for a second

>>75440339
Just cause your dumb ass can't understand it doesn't mean it lacks depth

Artem

IT IS ALL OVER

>>75440384
>60 posts in 2 minutes

Swanson in round 1 by homicide.

>that look on Cub's face
>Artem trying to hide the fact he know he fucked up

>artem has arms 5" shorter than someone shorter than him

>>75440392
+600 isnt a favorite you retard

Cub about to get a Russian hammering

>>75440392
>A favorite at +600

I am not sure you understand how betting on MMA works

FLOOOOOOWY

BE FLOWY IN DERE ARTEM

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ATTA BOY ARTEM

CUB SWANSON VS THE HUMAN TORSO

ARTIM SEEZ DEEZ TINGS

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>Artems future

Reminder that Artem has an advanced degree in finance and makes $3 million in passive income a year. Google it. He only fights to test himself and have fun.

He's also a member of MENSA with a tested IQ of 147.

>>75440372
KEK, he's got this

>>75440365
>degenerates

ARM MEWVMENT

atrem about to get culturally enriched

Come on Swanson.

this is hilarious. based dana mcmahon

nice and flowy ARTEM

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>conor watching this fight

HE GOT THE TAKEDOWN

IT'S HAPPENING

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\o/

whats that hand movement from artem

Is this even a fight?
How did this get to main event?

Nice and flowy

???Artem takedown???

Ugghh fucking USA chants are the worst

LOL ITS ALL OVER
RIP SWANSON

>>75440372
is this shopped ?

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nobody can take dat right

why do i get so anxious before these fights start as if I'm in the fight, I don't even care who wins I'm just autistic.

nice knee block by lobov

webm of the takedown?

Someone post the russian hammer

Doo Hoo permaheem'd Swanson

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>he's winning

PLAY WIT IM ARTEM

HE'S BADLY HURT, PLAY WIT IM

PLAY

what kind of mexican name is swanson anyway?

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AHAHAHAHAHA ARTEM BLESS

I wonder is Artem guilty about inseminating Dee behind conors back

I suppose rusirlandia is the future

SLAP

>Straight over the top Artem

Hammer coming down

>he fucking stands like Conor before they come together

lol artem sounds like conor

nice artem

artem gunning for that conor counter left

APOLOGISE

>>75440492
KEEP IT PLAYFUL ARTEM

NICE AND FLOWY

Lads I bet $500 on Artem because I figured Dana wouldn't let him lose after naming a card after him for Conor. Am I actually going to win?

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>>75440483

TES ARTEM RITE UNDANEATH THE RIBCAGE TROW DA MEME KICK

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>the fight looks choreographed
the fix is in

the uppercut is there artem!!!

Rate Artem's chin and heart

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>Artem has made it past 3 minutes

You niggers got a 2 minute lead on me so now I gotta close the damn thread.

Flowy as fuck

Swanson getting pieced up

>>75440517
thats what I'm seeing

10-7 lobov 3bh

Lobov wins round 1

are main events always 5 rounds even if it isn't a title fight?

>>75440528

I hope so bro

artem with the dutch style leg kicks

BEAST

artem doing better than I expected

>>75440535
I agree

There is absolutely no reason Artem should have his own card. This is some backdoor deal with Conor and the UFC

>i bought the cub meme

feels bad

Yfw this goes 5 rounds

>>75440548
yes

Artem's corner sounds like a methadone clinic

Artem is doing way better than I thought he would

cub is already breathin out of his mouth

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Looking good

>he's actually winning

ABSOLUTELY FLOWY

CLEAN
RIGHT HAND
I
S
P

10-9 FLOWY

Corner sounds like he is over for a cuppa

>>75440538

11/10

Artem actually won that round

I-I SWITCH TO ARTEM! I'M SORRY I DOUBTED HIM

Lobov looks like a 2d fighting game character when he fights.

Swanson showing too much respect

Artem's power is not phasing cub. He will get tired and submitted in R3 like i said

you could IN THEORY give artem that round

fuck stann's bias, the striking was pretty much even and artem had the TD

10-9 Artem

10-9 Lobov

>Those fucking mick accents in artems corner

Jesus

>>75440548
the state

>lobov unironically winning the first round

10-9 LOBOV

IT'S HAPPENING

10-8 Artem in round 1 you fuckers didn't listen to me when I told you Artem was the real deal.

>all these irish flags out of the woodwork whenever conor or artem fight

fucking casuals

That was an Artem 10-9

>>75440582

Lmao, this.

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Lobov survives the first round.

How embarrassing for Cub.

>>75440431
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy

Russian dudes countering is solid. Swanson soon to get slept. 100%

artem actually looking decent desu

>You trusted Cub

10-9 artem

he should set up the uppercut>>75440536


swanson keeps ducking

Artem absolutely btfo these haters

why hasn't the russian been heemed yet that is what i was told would happen

ARTEM WON THE FIRST SO MEME

Cub is looking pretty shit desu

LOL at this biased commentary, Artem's rd

>>75440591
>those fuckin speedy gonzalez accents in cub's corner

KEK

Lads....
uhhhh Artem isn't looking that bad

In fact I'd say he w..won the 1st round

Some heavy breathing from cub already. Pretty scary to think Artem might actually win this.

10-8 artem

10-0 lobov

Artem 10-9

DOUBT ME NOW

shit ufc wrestlefag is boring

not bad artem, not bad

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>Artem vs Aldo could happen in our lifetime

Memes

12-3 Artem

>>75440569
confirmed MMA newfag

>>75440625
yeah he's tiring already, artem still looks fresh

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unironically 10-9 lobov

Lobov looks so fucking weird...Cub is shorter than lobov but he looks bigger and more proportionate some how

10-9 Artem

holy fuck. Artem is literally going to fight Aldo this year.

Lobov has actually improved leaps and bounds since TUF'd

legit useful leg kick game out of nowhere

Im going to sleep, lobov already won

>those really clean and quick counters
RUSSIAN POWER HEEM INCOMING

>lobov is winning

>>75440630
I believe this Hue

OH SHIT

HEEM WOBBLY

LOBOV TITLE FIGHT

THIS IS THE FUTURE

WOO!

WHAT THE FUCK

Former Cub Swanson fan here, I have to admit Artem is just the superior fighter. Cub loses 9/10 fights between them.

>>75440647

His proportions are weird as fuck. My brain hurts watching him

>>75440647
artem is literally all torso

w-w-w-hat is h-h-h-happening?

>>75440647
his arms look fucking retarded

Why doesn't Artem keep his hands up

Yea Choi deleted this guys chin.

And Choi is a young little boy, Cub is done just retire senpai

>>75440604
Usually Artem himself tbf

is Cub trying to throw this fight

That Doo Hoo fight turned Swanson's brain to mush

got greedy with the knee block takedown

Swanson will lose
He's got no power behind his punches

The Lobov has lost fear in him and Swanson knows it

>>75440677
since they dont have pillowfist gloves it's not as important and almost a false sense of security to rely on hands in front of face for defense

>HE'S GOT VERY SHORT AND QUICK ARMS TO CATCH YOU WITH THOSE COUNTERS

oh fuck lads. Cub is getting Cody'd

>>75440670
A guy who fought brock said his proportions fuck with you with regards to distance managment, you think this is messing up cub???

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>>75440372
take all of it

>>75440688
It definitely seems that way. Something is up.

HOLY HEEM
RIP SWANSON
SHADOW REALMED

ITS OVER! BJJ BLACK BELT

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>>75440699

FLAWLESS ARTEM

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>a very good Jiu-Jitsu gym under John Kavanaugh

Lmao you fags just don't know anything about this sport.

Wow Utsrio Goshi takedown

please webm of that nice floating hip toss variant

>>75440702

If Cub's anything like me, the fact that Aretem's head is as tall as his shoulder to elbow distance would really be fucking him up.

Someone shop the JUST hair onto Greg Jackson

>>75440697
Plus he can't reach.

>>75440688
youre a fucking retard

>>75440694
Swanson knows he can't KO Lobov
That's why he's wrestling

Truly McGregoresque

>>75440701
Embarrassing the champion?

>Very good jiu jitsu under John Kavanagh

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HEEM SLEEPY, ARTEM DID IT

19-19

Cub wins round 2

Anyone else have their dick shrivel up when they're nervous? Asking for a friend

ARTEM UNIRONICALLY JUST STOOD THE FUCK UP FROM MOUNT AND FULL HOOK BACKPACK

>a very good Jiu-Jitsu gym under John Kavanaugh

Tied

I wonder how much Swanson was paid to lose

pussy cub has to do his faggot bjj bullshit to beat artem, aldo will kill his ass

>>75440743
it is though

FUG, HE HAD THAT ROUND

2-0 cusb

>>75440744
20-16 lobov

CUB SCARED OF ARTEMS STAND UP GAME

Artems counter punching is on point

NICE AND FLOWY ARTEM

>>75440762
Yeah it happens when I roll at jiu jitsu as well

Will Artem's corner ask him for a smoke soon

>>75440762
for the second tyron and wonderboy fight yeah. for this no

>artem turning cub into a panic wrestler

What a time to be alive

Gettin good now

You can see a big difference in a BJJ player ground and pound and a wrestler's ground and pound


Cub got greedy with it, with each swing his hips started to get higher and higher, higher hips make it easier for his opponent to stand up,

Cub readjust a tad to late and lost the back mount .

Cub should get the loss automatically if he lets this go to decision

2-0 Artem

Well I'm glad they found a commentator to replace goldies ass fucking retarded comments.

>>75440764
he literally just survived the two most dangerous positions on the ground and stood back up

I'M GIVING ALL MY POWER TO ARTEM

KAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE

If Cub wins this I will literally eat my own ass on stream. Artem is just too slick. He's unbeatable now except for by Conor.

19-19 cub gassing

>>75440740

That gook guy dropped artem like a ton of bricks at one point

19-19 Artem looking way better than expected
He's even going for takedowns wtf

why doesn't cub deserve a title shot?

20-3 lobov

LEGEND!!!

19-19

Artem will gas in round 3 and just get submitted
I WANTED THIS CARD TO BE THE MEME CARD OF THE YEAR

Cub is gassy

Artem puts him away in 4th

>>75440762
yep.

after i judo tourney I couldn't find my dick for 2 days

>>75440775
No one wants to get heemed doing something retarded.

ARTEM
TAKE MY POWER
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Lobov gassed

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is that Conor talking???

who said Conor wasn't there

>>75440803
because he has to do bjj shit to beat artem LMAO

BASED CUB MAKING A COME BACK

RIP in pieaces cub branson

>>75440805
what the fuck is this

The SBG boxing coach is literally the only likeable guy on the team

Relax people. Swanson had a war last fight and he still shook and Lobov has some experience against southpaws

"so many variations of his right hand... straight, overhand..."

?

Lol at swanson getting tagged by this can. He really has declined alot

shits rigged af

>>75440805
are you even a real country?

>>75440851
hey that's two more than stann's had

THE RUSSIAN HAMMER BTFO

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM

>>75440797
That was the "gook"

Swanson can't hurt him

>Swanson trying to wrestle fuck cos he knows he's gonna get hammered standing up

HAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FAGGOTS DOUBTED CUB

seems like its all going downhill for artem now but good on him for making it a fight for the first round and a half

I can't fucking watch this, can't watch the slow gas induced death of cub against "a guy that trains with conor".

Never cared about that Russian lad anyway

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

COME ON SWANSON

Herb Dean best in the game

tko cut his eyelid is split open

wtf happened

SPICY

Isnt funny how this fight is no better than some of the shit on the prelims but we enjoy it more

lmao cub getting pieced up

REFBALL

If only Lobov had reach

>>75440874
>this fight is a """win""" for cub

kek he's supposed to THE FOURTH BEST LIGHTWEIGHT IN THE WORLD

HERB DEAN STRIKES AGAIN

>>75440894
It means more when there's starpower

ARTEM TAKE MY FUCKING POWERRRRR

that's nothing, herb dean is an affirmative action referee

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is herb deen the worst ref in mma?

>>75440894
they call that marketing

HOLY FUCK THAT KICK

BASED HERB GIVING ARTEM TIME TO RECOVER

>>75440878
I wish there was a livestream of Dana during cards

>Giving Artem a break when he's getting rocked
shady

How has Cub let this go three rounds?!

lol

Tattoos in general but especially So Cal tattoos are synonymous with white trash.

Good job taking away Swansons advantage and momentum Herb.

oh what the fuck don't let him recover while he's getting heemed Herb

>Dana calling Herb to save Artem mid-match
WME

RIGGED BULLSHIT

Uh

Shouldn't this be a TKO?

Lobov getting Doc'd

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i just want this fight to be over

ERA PENAL

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>herb giving time for lobov to recover
THE FIX IS IN

I told you guys Artem had a chin

>>75440843
>>75440863
Niggers

Wtf

Also Artem is still looking far better than I expected wtf is this

Cub threw out a standing hammer. LOL

>>75440903
>LIGHTWEIGHT

lad...

145ers should not get tired this easy

Cub letting his guard down.

Time to show us a Russian Hammer

GOAT CUB

That punch kick combo

FUCKING BULLSHIT RIGGED GARBAGE

artem would be goat if he had more reach, he has to eat shots to get inside

>>75440931
literally this

wtf was he thinking

Herb taking payouts again, greasy fuck.

Cub was my boy for 4 years. After this fight he isn't.

Fuck.

every time someone is in a 5 round foty candidate they're never the same. cub used up his career pounding choi

Artem is embarassing himself

you just gave artem the win herb

>>75440935
no u

Artem is beating the shit out of that air boys!

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>>75440942

Webm that punch kick by swanson

>>75440934
He's russian, of course he can take a punch.
Probably learned from his mother.

>>75440942
Havent you seen conor gas in the second?

Artem finishing the round strong!