>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am GMT
5 Round Featherweight Main Event:
Cub Swanson (24-7-0) vs. Artem Lobov (14-12-1)
Lightweight
Al Iaquinta (12-3-1) vs. Diego Sanchez (27-9-0)
Light Heavyweight
Ovince St. Preux (19-10-0) vs. Marcos Rogério de Lima (15-4-1)
Bantamweight
John Dodson (18-8-0) vs. Eddie Wineland (23-11-1)
Lightweight
Joe Lauzon (27-12-0) vs. Stevie Ray (20-6-0)
Welterweight
Jake Ellenberger (31-12-0) vs. Mike Perry (9-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:00pm ET / 5:00pm PT / 1:00am GMT
Middleweight
Thales Leites (26-7-0) vs. Sam Alvey (30-8-0)
Flyweight
Dustin Ortiz (16-6-0) vs. Brandon Moreno (13-3-0)
Lightweight
Scott Holtzman (9-2-0) vs. Michael McBride (8-2-0)
Women's Strawweight
Jessica Penne (12-4-0) vs. Danielle Taylor (8-2-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30am GMT
Women's Bantamweight
Alexis Davis def. Cindy Dandois via unanimous decision(29-28)
Lightweight
Bryan Barberena def. Joe Proctor via rd 1 TKO
Flyweight
Hector Sandoval def. Matt Schnell via rd 1 TKO (GnP)
>womanlets
this is silyl
>>75431283
How much do you get paid to make these official threads every Saturday morning you absolute zero?
>>75431283
OIL DIVISION 2018
why is there a satanic logo in the center of the cage?
Fuck Schaub
/claudia/
it would be so fun beating the living shit out of women such are Penne/Taylor
I'd fucking WHOOP these weak fucking losers. i feel sorry for these DNA jokes
platinum bless
>>75431321
I THINK SO
>>75431238
>l-l-leddit claimed him first
how do you know that? go back there Callum
heem only accepts the hottie or your based bants bro
>>75431316
How many monsters are you on today /heem/?
>>75431283
just imagine being such a loser your "thing" is to make these threads every time there is a card
why do they call it tail of the tape if it's at the beginning?
>>75431316
Jews are literal devil worshippers
Eddie Wineland
>First WEC 135 Champ
>still top 10 more than 10 years later
eventual hall of famer imo desu
>>75431313
>gay rda vs schaub
PENNE A CUTE!!!
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>>75431310
I donate $1 per event on his patreon
>>75431310
why do you care why he does it? I for one thank you op for you work.
>>75431368
penne has a nice body desu
>>75431349
That's one more useful thing he's doing on this planet than your obese complaining whiny self
>>75431344
about 4 or 5
People so new they don't even remember that one anon spamming the reddit page about Mike Perry during the 202 game thread
ok now that i got my rage out this fight is genuinely pretty horrible right now
Mike "the third Reich" Perry
Dodson is giving as good as he's getting
>>75431365
there is nothing gay about it
>>75431344
>that first sip of the day
don't normally put bets on but I put £2 on lobov, really breaking the bank I know
probably 20-18 Penne but who knows
Why are these retarded commentators so biased towards penne
>>75431370
>>75431308
Oh I am having you on. I just don't care for the money in my betting account and will literally bet for anything.
>>75431402
Yes.
Ovaries have been shit tonight.
>>75431341
>how do you know that? go back there Callum
>heem only accepts the hottie or your based bants bro
None of this means anything to me
>>75431401
>calling others new
>browsing leddit
kys kid
I dont even think wwe hotdshotting big poppa poo is as bad as this.
artem barely beat two unranked cans, the new booker has to HAS to khs
>>75431311
>>75431388
her bunda is cute
20-18 Taylor or 19-19
Christ this thread is full on /heem/ autism
Try and talk about the fucking fights
>tfw i can heem every here
taylor looks like manhoef
>low kick to the puss
>>75431449
Take your mandrama trash out of /heem/ you overgrown manchild.
what time approximately will the main/co main event be on? gotta run some errands but dont wanna miss out on lobov
>>75431421
>>75431427
they're being generous since she's fighting a low t man
>>75431449
>beats a Diaz protege
>beats the best Japanese prospect in ages
>cans
fuck off casual
>>75431362
>All those Reese's Eggs
Based as fuck bro
>>75431344
>>75431421
white sips?
>just tuned in
>see I missed two first round TKOs
>now it's a woman's fight
Fuck
>>75431463
Why don't you just go back? its pretty clear you don't belong here, I can tell when you post every time
>>75431463
As soon as they're on.
>>75431321
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
>>75431312
h-how do you not have a phone?
>>75431478
fuck you weebo fag
Why is Alexis Davis on the screen instead of at home with her mexican baby?
Mike "I Don't Hold Back When I Viciously Attack Blacks" Perry
>>75431497
>danas smile
lel
I feel like Taylor has a half a brain in her head, unlike 90% of wmma.
>Plebians
McKenzie friends
>Contrarians
Slav Gob friends
>Patricians
Moroz friends
Wonder how a Penne vs. Letourneau fight would go. Probably a staring contest.
>>75431478
11:30 i think
>>75431505
Croatia is like the 10th world.
>>75431478
You have like 3 hours
>no webm of Dandois getting lit up, trying to strike back and getting punched even harder
Even if WMMA sucks, there's comedy value in stuff like that
>>75431487
Thanks bro. Eddie bless.
>>75431478
you have like 4 hours
>>75431505
Only a fucking idiot would own a phone. Enjoy getting tracked and monitored in every way possible you mindless cuck and white race traitor.
>>75431528
kek
>white womanlet strength
todd grisham honestly isnt that bad, fucking brian stann is the worst
If Taylor was 4 inches taller she could be the champ
>juiced to the gills womanlet with 20 inch arms
>still can't finish
>>75431522
and that lip bite
thank god that's over
tyrona gassing
>>75431569
>>75431589
I'm sure he had a 3/4 chub going on, I would have
>Huge takedown for Penne
lol Bryan Stann doesn't know shit about judging
>>75431319
Brandon Schlub? Never herd of him.
Eddie Bless.
penne dec ezpz?
>>75431484
>diaz protege
What level of conor me meting is this man on?
wtf I love black girls now
29-28 Taylor
another split dildocision
>>75431584
basically what I was thinking, if she had the height/reach she would be KOing these skanks
>tfw no taylor gf to watch post bellator cops with
In what world does Penne think she won that fight
Please cut Danielle Taylor.
29-28 Taylor
wait people actually think Penne didn't win that by a mile?
WE
I fucking hate the way 90% of fighters raise there hands like they won regardless of how the fight went or how their performance was. You aren't going to change the results of the already scored rounds by putting your hands in the air like you just don't care mother fucker
BLACK DON'T CRACK
racist crowd
>>75431639
>by a mile
Wew
>>75431531
>>75431534
>>75431551
thanks
>>75431554
Back to /pol/ for you.
Don't forget to take your alpha brains and super male vitality. I don't want you to get ass raped by the globalists.
>"I'M CRAZY EXCITED!"
this bitch stupid as fuck
Danielle a cutie
Taylor won, fuck this twink jab bullshit
>>75431663
No problem friendo. Heem is love
Wow she looks like a literal midget next to Stann
>Mike "Aboriginal War Criminal" Perry
>Mike "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Perry
>Mike “The Minority Murder Authority” Perry
>Mike “The Spook Nuke” Perry
>Mike "One Man Klan" Perry
>>75431639
She was getting memed on in the striking, goof.
Correct decision :)
>>75431497
MAY BLACKS LIVE FOREVER BABY!
AND WHITES GET EXPOSED!
whitey btfo yet again
>>75431680
She's 5'0 and Stan is 6'3" you idiot
how can you not like Danielle Taylor? 10/10 would race mix
Taylor won. My bookie already paid before it broadcast?
>>75431683
>Mike “The Spook Nuke” Perry
kek
>>75431683
Mike ''Can't open your eyes? Time to meet your demise'' Perry
>All Taylors fight have been controversial decisions
taylor a CUTE
high energy, I like her
Interracial fights are unfair for white people.
nice fight... bad decision
I like taylor's boxing tho
why didnt penne knee outside of the clinch? that was there every time taylor darted in and it's not like she had to worry about a takedown
>>75431702
5'11 vs 6'0
>>75431666
I bet you think nasa are the good guys you fucker
>>75431702
i know m8 but look here
>>75431705
>>75431645
WUZ
>>75431726
>bad decision
It was the correct decision
neo /heem/ cares about WMMA
>>75431737
kek
Taylor is now /mygirl/
lol those tats
>>75431666
He's right about the phone thing satan
>>75431742
NIGGERS
KANGZ
Calling it now. Cub is going to go full savage on Artum and do showtime kick off the cage.
would fugg taylor
>>75431748
Where did your leaf go loser?
move all women's fights to invicta
remove 125, 135, 145
no cutting weight more than 10%
>>75431705
Imagine stann whipping out his thick 8 inch meat stick and her going to town on it standing up
yeeeeehhhawwww
>>75431748
make another post about canada you nobody
>When retard casuals post on /heem/
Why don't they only show up for PPVs?
>>75431772
>Implying that nigger is man enough for THE LEAF.
>>75431761
>falling for the Cub meme
he got exposed by Edgar and Holloway, tell my why Artem won't do the same?
>>75431747
eh, it was close
well atleast theyre is no more WMMA tonight
>>75431632
don't know that feel brah
>>75431705
imagine her and ngannou. can black girls get BLACKED?
>two adverts for fruity flavoured chewable medicine in one advert break
what's up with yank tv?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Joanna Pollack got a title defense for a woman who got beat by a literal midget corrections officer
>>75431801
Glad my bet on Penne didn't go through.
>>75431794
more like the regulars of /heem/ showing up for any good fight card and avoiding /heem/ during non fight days and shitty ppvs cause its just the usual no life autists who post ever every day
>>75431811
Maybe in your fantasies you pasty white twink.
>>75431809
>tfw when your younger sister is taller than you
I know that feel
>>75431805
holy fuck lmao
>>75431831
This.
NICE AND FLOW-E ARRE-TEM!
>>75431809
only 8 inches from being a full on chad, atleast he's rich
>>75431823
>ywn cops and chill with taylor
No wonder the UFC has a satanic company in the center of their cage, some of their employees are clearly satanists
>>75431818
>yank
i will give my life to kill one poor fuck who uses this word
fucking gunless zilch
What fight is next?
>>75431831
Pretty sure all the autism in here is from casuals.
anyone else have this sportival team have audio sync issues?
>a show about police brutality
kek, Good job america
6'0" master race here
that alien move looks kino desu
>>75431884
werdum shitting his pants against a superior BSA
Fargo is the greatest non-premuim show of all time
Fuck off Breaking Meme shitters
>>75431810
no they get BLEACHED
>>75431884
Ive met that guy before. Hes BIGG
Thats like 20+ steaks a day mode
post sandoval spearing the guy
>>75431895
but it came out his back like a butt baby.
bollywood tier.
serious question. why do euros watch ufc if its on at like 4 A.M.? i wouldnt even bother if it was on that late here 2bh
>>75431859
seeing as you always get triggered as fuck whenever I say yank even though it's a common term I'm just gonna start saying seppo instead
>>75431917
I met him at Noodles to go in Colorado.
I was 6'3 275lbs at the time and he completely dwarfed me.
>>75431831
truer words have never been typed
>>75431932
Real fight fans
for me? it has to be
>Mike "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Perry
>Mike "White Might" Perry
>Mike "Drowning Chinks In Kitchen Sinks" Perry
>Mike "Jamal against the Wall" Perry
>Mike "Wham Bam, Nuke Vietnam!" Perry
>>75431932
Euros are true fitefans.
Why is Holtzman -300?
McBride seems decent
>>75431831
so much this
>>75431932
We're real fight fans
>>75431932
They're big consumers of American media so it's not like they can stop now.
>>75431932
why do Amerifats love cheeseburgers so much?
>>75431956
I hope this degenerate gets destroyed.
>>75431932
I watch the prelims live but the main card in the morning desu
>>75431956
This loser lost all his credibility when he got pieced up by a fashion model.
>>75431932
Because its fun to watch
>>75431932
you don't stay up to watch Rizin?
HE'S HOT SAUCE
>>75431975
bread, meat, cheese, toppings, who the fuck would like that?
>>75431932
It has its own aura of comfy
You get on with your day then sit down at the end of it and enjoy heems. much better than normal time cards
chin literally straight up in the air
>mfw if platinum loses
>>75431982
>pieced up
jouban point fought and got gifted a decision. nobody stands toe to toe with platinum and gets their hand raised
>>75432006
he's on the sauce 2bh
>>75431932
How tall is rogan really? I heard him saying like 3 different heights in his podcast
Some of you guys are alright, don't say heem sleepy tonight.
>>75431996
he isn't a real fight tan
GET OUTTA THERE HOT SAUCE
>>75432030
No chance... this is a make or break fight for platinum and ellenburger is underestimating him
He's got this
mcbride fighting underwater
>hot sauce lubricant
>>75431963
lel evidently not
>>75432034
Jouban literally dropped him twice.
is mcbride drunk? wtf is wrong with lanklets
>>75432030
if he loses it fucks up my acca, backup acca and meme acca
This fucking guy needs to tuck his goddamn chin.
>hot sauce
all the ring girls are on their phone
do you think they post here?
HEEM WOBBLY
HA DAT DICK KICK
These niggers look like middleweights, wtf.
>>75432063
I once jacked off with shampoo and got some in the tip of my dick. Still have PTSD just thinking about it.
Might as well just kill yourself if you got hot sauce in there...
mcbride moves like he is in slow motion, and he keeps his head in one position. Who signed this guy to the UFC?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT FUCKING NUTSHOT
>>75431772
neo /heem/ detected, is your favorite fighter rousey and mighty manlet
>>75431797
>>75431780
>>calling other countries niggers, when your own country is a colony of ISIS and chinks.
Like serious heem is dead, mods hate fun and the banned a lot of the old posters, now this is like reddit central
who told lanky, yeah you're ufc material?
>>75432093
They're deciding which local bbc (or chad if they prefer) that they are gonna try out for that night while in Nashville
business idea: get rid of this gay rolling on the ground cuddling each other shit and make them smack each other around while standing up all the time
HAHAHAHA
Fucking lanklets, when will they ever learn?
>>75432030
>Lanklets
Why are they so awful at fighting?
>>75432126
watch kickboxing bruh
>>75432093
Yeah, they're the ones talking shit about WMMA
>>75432121
You are p4p one of the worst posters on /heem/
Neck yourself honestly
RIP NUTS
>>75432126
So.. boxing.. ?
Edit: Thanks for the gold !!!
MILKING IT
I am a little late, but are the new rules in the cage enforced in Nashville or no?
the fucking noise that left made. how did mcbride not go down?
this dude and holding his chin high.... corner needs to knock that shit off
tuck ur chin slenderman pls
How is this guy in the ufc? He keeps getting dropped from the eating the strikes at the end of the combos.
Weight cutting was a mistake
>>75432093
>ywn toss Chrissy's salad
Heem me now famalam
holtzman is /fit/
>getting opened up by le slow motion man
when will fucking lanklets learn
jesus christ
>>75432126
Pro-tip: This sport already exists in several forms and is not neccesarily as exciting as you think it might be.
mcbride wins by second round KO
screenshot this faggots
chin straight up in the air mike
lankets can't handle the hot sauce
GET OUTTA THERE MCBRIDE
savage heem incoming on this stupid lanklet
Fuck this is like two old men fighting
Terrifying
Spooky skeletons
Schaub would heem both these clowns
>>75432169
nope
>>75432133
prostitutes are such drama queens
mcbride is slow af
>panic wrestling
mcbride really sucks
>going in with 6 inches of reach
this lanklet moves so akwardly. Not flowy at all
>Lanklets
Hot Sauce is my new low-key boy
>>75432218
For sure 100%
Even Ronda's dumbass could tuck her chin. How are you a "professional" fighter without knowing the basics?
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
TAKE ME HOOMMEEE
TO THE PLAAACEEEEE
I BELONGGGGG
WEST VIRGINIAAAA
COUNTRY HOMEEEE
mcbride vs dandois next
TO THE PLACE
New Alien looks lit
JJ
>Lanklet
>Roider
>Needs dick pills
>Can't drive in a straight line
DJ
>Family man
>Greatest GOAT of all Time
>Eats teriyaki daily
>Drives toy cars like a pro
Lanklets eternally btfo.
all these manlets popping off lmao ilu /heem/
>>75432223
seppo adverts are a different world
Discord for voice chat fight companion
https://discord.gg/d2pKjgH
BLUE RIDGE MOUUTTAAAIIINSSS
lanklet cant strike and his chin is pointing to the sky
what a retard
fuck yea alien movies are the best
did the manlet gas himself??
McBride is the most awkward fighter I've ever seen in the UFC. Sticks his chin out, walks in slow motion, no punching power. How the fuck is he a pro
WHEAT
Did anyone here like Prometheus?
>>75432231
>lanklets
Literally every single time.
jesus christ what was that fucking awkward running lmao
so could bisping have beaten jacare? bisping has really good take down defence and obviously his stand up is much better. i think bisping would have finished jacare desu
>>75432255
haha
holtzman is fucking gassing LOL
>>75432288
i did
>>75432266
oh fuck I missed the Lellator/COPS thread last night.
this card is filled with cans, nashville BTFO
>>75432288
sure it was cool but I like all the alien movies even AVP
>>75432289
>reach advantage
>no jab at all
I get mad erry tiem
this shit is embarrassing
McBride comming for the title
>>75432266
mfw I thought that was a dog dish and she was going for a snack
lol this lanklet is horrible. obviously brought in as cannon fodder the the home town boy.
The lanklet is just getting pieced up
Shoudnt this guy be commentating Nascar or some shit?
>>75432310
Just cause you dont know who they are doesn't mean they're cans moron
reminder that if this was rizin all you faggots would be calling this a worked fight
mcbride should retire and get a career in sales
These two vs Khabib, who wins?
dis fight a shit
ryan hall would kill both these nerds
>>75432329
He is the hometown boy
>>75432288
I wanted too
mcbride going to be crying tonight with his statistically more attractive wife but lankets still btfo
>>75432288
what was the black goo?
>>75431956
is mike perry from orlando? I may know this fucker
Im convinced mcbride is retarded
His irish heritage and vacant facial expression confirms this
STOP READING FACTS GRISHAM HOLY SHIT
r these guys pros
>>75432352
ugh my dick everytime..
what do you think she is doing these days
The lanklet pulling guard. BJJ was a mistake
>>75432374
Todd is terrible
>>75432343
yeah McBride, Dandois, and artem are future GOATs for sure my guy 100%
>Lanklets
Why are they so awful lad?
>>75432352
This fight is okay. McBride making it super awkward and he is fucking shit.
some of you guys dont even know how to party hard
Moreno will turn this card around
did i hear succ?
>>75432374
Watchu doin' in england, Eddie?
cut them both and then permaban McBride
>>75432348
Al Iaquinta can hook him up
>>75432391
>Casual can only enjoy a card if he knows who is fighting
>>75432386
stann is equally bad
>>75432370
Florida for sure. Not sure what part.
>>75432355
didnt realize heel-hooks could kill
holtzman reeks of nattyness
mcbride is literally in slow mo its joke
Funny that everyone is calling him a lanklet when he's like 6'1 lmao, not even tall
>>75432340
He was a WWE announcer before UFC
>>75432410
STFU memer
>>75432370
hes from Flint, MI
this lanklet fights like my drunk uncle when he shadowboxes
It's like if Conan O'Brien was an MMA fighter
>>75432374
Guy can't let all those note cards go to waste
>>75432310
nashvilla has bill warner, they're cool in my book.
weird fight
>>75432405
No he won't, because Dustin Ortiz is a grapplefucking turbomanlet faggot.
holtzman is my goal body desu
great aesthetics
>>75432159
did i triggered you negro, you could not last even 10 seconds in the octagon with me, i bet you are a manlet or a lanklet, you loser.
why does Mcbride is still fighting
>>75432419
t. btfo tennessee cousin fucker
c-casual
>>75432427
he doesn't have muscle mass of a bantam
how has this fight not been finished yet?
>>75432384
raising a kid with nappy hair
>>75432427
He's still a beanpole you dumb brit
>>75432423
>>75432433
hmmmm..... could have sworn i knew this mike perry guy. Did he propose or some shit during weigh ins? Just making sure here
Mc Bride is like Cruz if you physically removed half his brain and added elongated limbs
cut girl is fucking fine and the best part of this fight
hopefully mcbride gets cut more
>>75432370
he trains out of orlando but is from flint Michigan
anyone hearing "KEK KEK KEK" in that budlight commercial?
>>75432460
You literally mouthed off the only 3 fighters you know, you are retarded.
>>75432455
weak calves
>>75432429
jesus christ this cunt
mcbride has 0 explosive energy, mark hunt moves quicker
how do i take my rape game to the next level without ending up in prison?
>>75431932
And not all of us are euros, burger fuck.
Is osp gonna win?
>he's got heart
>>75432487
he has shitty insertions but yah having your weakest aesthetic be your calves isnt a bad thing
>>75432384
she's back in the strip club they hired her out of
>>75432493
*gets in his guard*
>>75432481
she is a solid seven
>>75432507
osp got deleted a long time ago
10 seconds to name 5 good lanklet fighters
Hard mode: No Jon Jones
Mcbride literally just rolling around the octagon and briefly standing up to get his face punched in
This is career ending
could McBride take dat left hand shot?
>going for the takedown
wat
>>75432505
is this shooped
>>75432507
I picked him again, disappointed me 3 times, manlets really never learn
>>75432511
ferreal pants are over powered. fuck shorts
>>75432505
post lobov with tiny arms pls
why would he go for a takedown there...literally only chance that guy has to win is on the ground.
>HE'S JUST AN AWKWARD LOOKING GUY IN THERE
kek
>>75432482
its probably the same dude then. This dude is straight up sleeze ball. His coaches seem pretty racist too. Fuck that guy
>>75432384
>what do you think she is doing these days
In the middle of her 7th stint in rehab from after her 3rd miscarriage from heroin abuse
>>75432507
I think so, his opponent missed weight badly
>>75432526
Plus de Lima came in way overweight.
>Lanklets
What the fuck is holtzmann doing going to the ground?
>>75432531
gustfafson
struve
matt brown
fuck thats all I can think off
>>75432554
>>75432536
niqqa could take a sledgehammer blow by the looks of it
McBride is walking around like a marionette
fucking goofy marfanoids
Lanklets confirmed for awkward looking
The first 30-24 in ufc history?
how do you get ufc to give you a walking punching bag like this?
6ft1 guy fighting at lightweight is fucking stupid. Just fucking lol at you lanklets
>>75432455
>>75432487
>>75432511
smolka>>75432576
holohan (retired)
>>75432531
>>75432531
Stephan Struve
>not really watching prelims
>every fight going to decision anyway
30-24?
>>75432559
nah he's real as fuck
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75432600
cowboy and nate tho
One of the worst fights I've seen in awhile
CUT MCBRIDE
McBride could take a fucking bat to the face
holy shit mcbride was in it through chin only
he had nothing skill wise for him
30-24?
>>75432543
it's an unfeathered chicken anon
>>75432615
30-26 maybe?
You gotta give it to Mcbride tho, that dude has an iron chin
inb4 mcbride wins the decision lmao
>>75432613
the matchmakers are psychic motherfuckers for always realizing that the prelims deserve to be prelims. always shit fights and decisions...
>>75432593
>Gunny vs. Maia
literally bellator
>>75432601
>>75432577
10/10
those are some yummy natty traps
>>75432653
He looked pretty dazed in there. That or he gassed.
mcbride sctually has a decent record too
>>75432654
the South would rise again if that happens
>>75432665
pls let us not speak of that ;_;
McBride is the definition of a can
>>75432657
>He missed the first 2 fights
Lol dummy
>>75432531
thumb dislocated
>>75432554
>>75432653
give it to him? A chin like that isn't quite something you train for, it's something you just happen to have, hard to compliment him on genetics of a zombie.
>>75432559
Back to your safe space, faggot.
I hope platinum heems u for running ur mouth
>>75432696
Manlets are better fighters due to manlet rage and inferiority complex. "Lanklets" have nothing to prove.
>it's like fighting gumby
>with his little t-rex arms
LMFAO
LANKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>30-26
>like fighting gumby
this awkward motherfucker getting beat on for 3 rounds made for an entertaining fight
>>75432601
kek
>>75432698
I didn't need those sides anyway
>>75432698
Fucking kek
T REX ARMS
>>75432696
lanklets would be superior if only they learned to crouch down lower. That's literally all it takes for a lanklet to be a successful fighter yet only a handful have figured this out.
>sorry i kicked you in the nuts
>>75432703
is this real
>>75432735
t.triggered awkward goofy looking lanklet
>>75432702
we told you to stop putting it in your butt
>>75432724
He could have quit on the stool or just cover up and get tkoed
Time for spicy Brandon lads
>>75432736
based hot sauce
>HEHEHEHEHE ARTEM HAS TINY ARMS HEHEHEHEEHE
we'll see whos laughing tonight
>>75432698
is this shooped?
>like fighting gumby
LOL
robbery
>>75432774
>we'll see whos laughing tonight
me
Manlets are the strongest race on earth.
moreno is /HeemsGuy/
Best nickname in mma fighting next
!!HEEM ALERT!!
This is you last chance to claim Brandon as your boy!
>it was like fighting Gumby
> I have T-Rex arms
I like this guy
>>75432776
nope
I'm an expert on shoops
>T REX ARMS
>>75432785
Well that settles that anyway
>>75432792
i have thought about it long and hard and i will not choose brandon to me my boy
I used to like going out on the weekends...
>>75432786
6'2 people are going to start claiming 5'11.999 to save face.
our time is now
I want to eat my ice cream, should I start now or when a good fight is on?
Good to see Mexico is keeping the tribal tattoo alive
>>75432288
yeah I liked it it was meant for a smarter crowd, you know the crowd that actually doesn't mind actually thinking about the plot during the movie.
>>75432791
wasn't he the tazmexican devil? its assassin baby now? all shit
>first guy kicked off of tuf
>becomes best fighter out of tuf
>>75432735
>>75432755
Manlets destroy lanklets because they can unleash far more power from their stocky bodies, and an overhand releases the most power in it's highest point, where you can only land it on someone taller. Manlets are literally made to kill lanklets.
>every fight ever
>lanklet wants to jab
>manlet just walks through it and overhands him into a living death
It also helps that the lanklet literally embodies all the suffering the manlet went through in his life, so hte manlet is automatically in kill mode.
>>75432823
take out half now, leave the other half in the fridge for good fight
>>75432792
>implying i didn't do that after the smolka fight.
also
>implying Borg wasnt robbed vs Ortiz
>>75432833
tazmexican devil is Ray Borg
TAKE MEEEEEE HOME
really promoting that Alien movie
>>75432800
was this a dq? seems like it should be a dq.
Ortiz gonna end another hype train.
Manlets finally getting the respect we deserve
>>75432370
why did he fuck you bitch and take your money
Ortiz looks like he has an adult head and a childs body
>>75432768
Hot Sauces was
He told Herb Dean, BT didn't go to commercial when FS did so we had it on before the decision
>>75432852
manlet detected
>>75432852
t.loser lanklet who can't fight
fuck this ad for the new alien movie. i have to keep looking away so i don't see any spoilers
>>75432774
I'll have a chuckle either way tbph
>>75432858
Thats a good idea, but if i start eating it now I wont be able to stop myself
>>75432852
My dream is to become UFC featherweight champion at 6'0'' and prove lanklets are superior. I'm pretty sure I can do it.
Moreno about to get Almeida'd
>>75432847
Tim Elliott and Alejandro Pantoja
>>75432818
>cuckview
this is what happens when you pay for every nigger's public transportation card.
>>75432885
WHEAT
Dustin Ortiz looks like an actual mong
>>75432833
naw tazmexican devil was Ray Borg
>>75432862
oh, which one tapped that one guy in a huge upset, its this one right?
>>75432885
they meet the alien
I swear if Todd Grisham reads another fact during the fight
>>75432894
6'0 is manlet tier, sorry bro
>>75431683
>Mike "If you're from Singapore, you gonna get sore" Perry
>Mike " Black? Time to attack" Perry
>Mike "Yellow skin, you're luck will wear thin" Perry
>Mike "Not American? Here comes the Barbarian" Perry
>>75432865
Maybe i will want to see that movie by the end of the night
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>75432913
>>75432913
>>75432913
>>75432913
>>75432913
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
waaaaahhh waaaahhhh sign me instead of the girl that beat me waaahhh
>>75432865
Scott wants to make two more so they have to make this sell
>>75432910
you've been reee'ing about the commentary all day, just watch the fights nigger
>>75432876
>>75432880
I'm 6ft and over 190 pounds of muscle, dorks. Stay mad.
women are funny, get over it
>>75432910
THE STEEL STEPS WEIGH FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS
oh wait that was his wwe facts
>>75432800
>breaks the same foot he just heel stomped someone with
pottery
>>75432937
He is commentating on said fights I'm trying to watch
I ordered a 'za
got pepperonie, sausage, olives, veggies, and ham
>>75432505
I don't believe it this has to be shooped, there's just no way...
>>75431956
>>Mike "Jamal against the Wall" Perry
lol
Was Moreno on TUF?
>>75432931
she's saying someone is getting a shot because they're friends with miesha?
artem by donkey smash
>>75432730
based korean has spoken
>>75432996
ye Cindy
>>75432865
thaey want that heem crowd
>>75432975
yea he needs space to do meme stuff
>>75432865
Fairly pointless doing it on here, everyone on here watches the fight by illegal means how do you think we'll be watching that film should we choose to watch it?
>>75433036
bruh you realize these fights are being played at bars and restaurants everywhere?
Heeeeem
Who let Kermit the hack commentate
>>75431956
Honestly he wasn't that good to begin with. Even that fight with the black guy that he won, he was still getting tagged up.