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Also >pic related

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>Papu Gomez has been found dead, and racist messages have been found near the scene of the crime edition

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JUST subedition

>>75431009
top cuck

when is sphinter going to blame >rube

>>75431092
hey dude, can u give this guy some advices >>75429908

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>>75431270
Sure

>>75431435
At least change it to Euro's instead of GBP

>>75431460
original maker here, cant use photoshop for shit sorry

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>>75431460
>>75431492
Ausbro is our official Pepe provider, we'll task him when he pays a visit

>>75431653
it's ok, >we changed the currency to pay alexis sanchez

>>75431653
>>75431492
I'm off to bed now, but if you post some templates, I'll have a go at it. Going to have to disassemble the microscope so I'll have a bunch of time to fill.

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>>75431700
After all, JJs are the club of the world now

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>>75431782
Good night Dutchbro

Atalanta stop winning please, you're not gonna take EL seriously anyways. Let Lazio and Milan get 4th and 5th.

cazz ngul

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wew

>inter

>Red Bull is interested in buying Genoa
damn, that's anti-nostaligc as fuck

SASSUOLO (4-3-3): Consigli, Lirola, Cannavaro, Acerbi, Dell’Orco; Pellegrini, Sensi, Duncan; Berardi, Defrel, Ragusa. All.: Eusebio Di Francesco.

NAPOLI (4-3-3): Reina, Hysaj, Albiol, Koulibaly, Strinic; Allan, Jorginho, Hamsik; Callejon, Insigne, Mertens. All.: Maurizio Sarri

>>75444407
>Dell’Orco
Top 10 memes that went too far

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>>75444399
Wait, really? So pic related wasn't a joke?

>>75444489
nope, it may actually happen

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>serie A
>two matches already played
>still no tactical 0-0

What is this bullshit?

Hey, Luigis.
How do you pronounce the first line of the refrain in your anthem?
From what I hear in examples, it's something like "stringiamcia a coorte", as opposed to what the text actually is?

>>75444516
i know right?
fucking peasants and their """entertainment"""

>>75444569
Well, the correct way to pronounce it is "Stringiamci a coorte", leaving the "o" in "stringiamoci" out.
It sounds better if you think about it, but people usually say "stringiamoci" instead

>>75444569
>>75444597
Also, "coorte" is different too, so the wrong way sounds like "stringiamoci a corte", that has a similiar sound to the original phrase, but it's still wrong

>>75444597
So they kind of drag the "ci" into the "a"? Again, I'm only going off of players singing the anthem, that's sort of what it sounds.
How do you even do "stringiamoci" syllable-wise to keep the tact?

>>75444569
similar, it's "stringamci a coorte"
"stringiamci" is a contracted, poetic form of "stringiamoci", let us unite
"coorte" is a roman military formation (cohors)

>>75444617
strin-giam-ci/a-co-orte
many sing it as
strin-gia-mo-ci/aco-rte, which is wrong

>>75444652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ckV9QueXc
Ahh, so it's split into stringiamcia-co-orte, that's what put me off, I didn't think there was a pause between the two "o"'s

>>75444662
exactly
it's actually a very common mistake in Italy as well, coorte is a very unusual world while corte is extremely common and would make somewhat sense in the context of the anthem

>>75444617
If you have the base, you can hear it's pretty much like:
"Stringiam-ci a co-orte" (keep in mind that, grammatically soeaking, is not the correct syllabaction, but it's more a way to show you how the phrase goes with the base)
Or
"Stringia-moci a cor-te" in the wrong way (and if you try it, you'll see why, even if it's wrong, the rhythm still keeps the same)

>>75444684
>>75444697
I think I get it now. I guess I now know more text of your anthem than of my own.

I'm curious about one thing: do other countries clean their plate with bread once they've finished eating ("scarpetta") or it's just an Italian thing?

>>75444751
..when the opportunity arises, I suppose?
We don't usually do that, but if there's bread and something to soak up on the plate, I guess we do too.

>>75444751
Only if it's soup otherwise never.

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>>75444864

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>>75444875

Mertens scored btw

1-1 Berardi with a perfect assist by Hamsik

>Hamshit

pioli out
simeone in

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Mertens' 1-0

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Berardi's goal from le rolled down socks man's assist

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Anyone else /5-4-1/ here?

>>75445654
>letting Mertens score with an header
embarassing

>>75445664
kek, what the fuck was he thinking

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>>75445664
>dat hamsik assist

>>75445664
lol

>Napolel

>CHIEVO: Sorrentno; De Paoli, Spolli, Dainelli, Frey; Castro, Radovanovic, Hetemaj; Birsa; Inglese, Pellissier
TORINO: Hart; De Silvestri, Rossettini, Moretti, Avelar; Aquah, Baselli; Iago Falque, Ljajic, Boyé; Belotti

>LAZIO: Strakosha; Wallace; De Vrij; Hoedt; Felipe; Parolo; Biglia; Milinkovic; Lulic; Keita; Immobile
PALERMO: Posavec; Sunjic; Gonzalez; Goldaniga; Rispoli; Gazzi; Jajalo; Sallai; Morganella; Lo Faso;Nestorovski

>SAMPDORIA: Puggioni, Berenzyski, Silvestre, Skriniar, Dodò; Barreto, Torreira, Praet; Bruno Fernandes; Quagliarella, Schick
CROTONE: Cordaz; Rosi, Ceccherini, Ferrari, Martella; Rhoden, Barberis, Crisetig, Nalini;Trotta, Falcinelli

>MILAN (4-3-3): Donnarumma, Calabria, Zapata, Paletta, De Sciglio, Pasalic, Sosa, Mati Fernandez, Suso, Lapadula, Deulofeu
EMPOLI (4-3-1-2) Skorupski, Laurini, Bellusci, Barba, Pasqual, Mauri, Diousse, Croce, El Kaddouri, Thiam, Michedlidze

>UDINESE (4-4-2): Karnezis, Angella, Danilo, Badu, Zapata, De Paul, Jankto, Hallfredsson, Widmer, Felipe, Thereau (not in order)
CASTEDDU (4-3-1-2) Rafael, Bruno Alves, Isla, Joao Pedro, Barella, Borriello, Sau, Murru, Deiola, Salamon, Tachtsidis (not in order)

Pretty boring Sunday evening desu

Also 2-1 Sassuolo with Mazzitelli

>Napolel
if the Milano clubs dont get they shit toghet Juve will win the league every year till the end of the world

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>naplel

based sasol

>>75445765
someone explain me why, with this schedule, Roma needed to play on Monday night
who the fuck would they even take attention from?

wew

return of milik

Based Milik

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Mazzitelli's 2-1 goal for /ourguys/ Sassuolo

>needing refball to tie with Sassuolo

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Milik's 2-2 goal, Poles truly are the bad guys

>>75445823
Napoli need a new keeper, Reina is so fucking shit

>>75445842
i take that back, he's onside
who the fuck is that lazy cunt

>>75445842
nice offside

>>75445842
le
>offside line man

>>75445826
What refball?

>>75445826
i thought it was offside too but the guy near the corner keeps him onside >>75445842

>>75445857

The fag in the upper left corner keeps him onside.

>>75445842
Fuck that guy near the corner. What the fuck is He doing.

>>75445842
onside

>>75445842
>trying to memedefend a corner
Italy why

Refball

So who's buying Mertens in the summer?

>>75445910
looks like it hit his head desu sempai

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>>75445855
that Sassuolo player was so lazy that he tried to campuflaged himself with the green of the field

still can't figure out if cannavaro touched with the hand

>>75445928
inter will buy him 60 million yuros and then bench him

>>75445928
no one, he's about to sign until 2022

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League table as of now

>>75445823
>reina

>>75446011
can da mafiosi avoid relegation?

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>>75445782
>Juve will win the league every year till the end of the world

bes timeline

>>75446035
wich one? They are all mafiosi in the relegation zone

>>75446035
dude, mafiosi have 80 points

>>75445928
noone, he's too old to bring in big $$$ for De Laurenjewis so he'll just renew
the ruckus concerning his new contract is just the usual media puppet show De Laurentis puts up everytime he has to spend any money

>>75446035
only 3 teams get relegated m8, not 20

>>75446063
>>75446067
I thought Crotone wouldn't even try to hide it

>>75446035
mathematically it's impossible for inter to get relegated this season
i hope next season they will

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>>75446067

>>75446035
hopefully, i know they are shady but at least they have fans, unlike Empooli

>>75446063
>>75446067
Crotone is literally owned by a guy under investigation for associazione mafiosa though

>>75446011
I thought Inter was fighting for Champions League...

>>75446132
hey, they won the treble

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>>75446132
too busy being the anti-Juve mate

>>75446132
>Inter is fighting for Eupopa League
jesus fuck guys

>>75446103
unironically Inter is the only italian football team that he never ended up in the drop zone

>>75444489
Disgusting

>>75446169
and if Milan wins today it's going to be pretty hard even for EL

>>75446169
fighting and losing
>>75446161
this year Juve will do the same and then they wont have that anymore. They'll only have the "never relegated" thing

>>75446176
juve is never on the relegation zone too

>>75446215
Hey Indonesia, how did you become a Juve fan?

>>75446202
>juve will win the treble
they're gonna lose the Coppa final to Lazio
you heard it here first

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>>75444489
is it happening again

>>75446011
Is there any hope for Napoli to choke the next five matches and lose the CL spot?

>>75446215
yes, in the season 1912/1913 Juve ended up in the relegation zone

>>75446237
serie a was the most popular league in indonesia when i was a kid
a friend of mine introduced me to del piero and juventus
i become a fan since then

>>75446250
>2030 CL semifinals
>RB Leipzig vs Red Bull Swindon
>Red Bull Genoa vs Red Bull Salzburg

>>75446255
no, and most importantly none of the team behind them would manage to take the chance

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>>75446215
juventus literally cheat to avoid serie B in 1913

>>75446412
>the nose knows

>no Bacca
fucking finally

>>75446298
how were they in the relegation zone if there were no relegation?

>>75446511
see: >>75446412

What's with Milan buying so many shit players

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>>75446560
>le shady deals to pocket money man
thank god he was kicked out

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>>75446432

>Napoli doesn't beat Sassuolo

Matches like this is why they never win Serie A.

>>75446547
i can't read pizza la
>>75446560
no money

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Lazio 1-0

Why the fuck would you want Aubameyang. He's just Walcott if he was a striker, but they're making him out to be some kind of star worth 50m

if only Lapadula wasnt a manlet...
at least Calabria can cross tho

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Lazio 2-0

>>75446781
>>75446805
>the city of Palermo

>>75446783
he scored a lot this year and anyone is better than Bacca, i would prefer someonelse tho

>De Sciglio passing the midfield line
wew

>>75446849
You don't need to waste a shitton of money on a 29 year old overrated meme FIFA player like Aubameyang who has no resale value when Belotti is going to join in 2018 2bqhwyf. Just get some cheap memestriker like Ben Yedder and straight swap him for Bacca or something.

Why is this thread only on match days? We need to compete with /bundes/ during the week

>>75446908
i know, as i said, i'd prefer someone else
>>75446914
not enought posters

>palemmu

What the fuck is happenning in that Palermo game ?

>27 minutes
>5-0
JUST

>5 goals in 29 minutes
holy fucking shit

Guys, what is going on with palermo?

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Is Schick the new Bergkamp?

>Palermo
0-5

What is the Pasalic role?

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>the hamlet of palermo

24 goals until now, the record is 48

>>75447109
le run around untill opponents forget you are on the field and occasionally tap it in man

>>75447109
It's supposed to be b2b, but all he does is lose the ball and be out of position desu

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>>75447059
the clubs has been bought out by a literal muppet (Paul Baccaglini, pic related)
which means Zamparini is still able to sack the managers every four games

>poolermo

>siril terrò

When will Palermo finally fire their coach?

>>75447158
>>75447149
hope milan don't buy him because he is crap. Buy Benassi instead maybe

>Deulofeu in chrge of being onside
holy shit how hard can it be?!

>>75447217

Yes, it's totally the coach, not "let's sell the last Serie A players and luck our way into escaping relegation with a literal Serie B playout team".

Sorry for Palermo but that spot was taken by Empoli this year.

I so fucking knew it
fuck everything

>>75447323

MIULANG.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>memelan

>Meelan
0-1

>mulan

Serie A needs to either give more than 2 Lira to the bottom teams or just make it a 18 team league. This is pure shit Palermo is a literal fucking disgrace who the fuck are all these eastern european literal who players it's like they created a team full of Parma's loanees back in 2010 or something.

the city of Milan

>Miran

>bbilan

>>75447061
Reminds me of young Ibra

nice ST

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>losing to empoli

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>le start to play only when you are losing and only in the last 20 minutes team
i've had enough

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>>75447474
are you not entertained by the beautiful sideways passing tough?

>5-1 now

CUMBACK LAS

1 for Palermo, greatest comeback ever?

>5-2

HAPPENING

>>75447724
>>75447732
T W O

>>75447813
Most dangerous lead

dat Zappacosta volley

this game is so depressing

De Sciglio please fuck off to Juve you fucking shitter

DIO CANE SKORUPSKI PORCO DIO E SUSO CAZZO FA PUTTANA TROIA

Hahaha

omggggggggggggggggggg

>BBilan can't win even with a gifted penulty

HAHAHAH

top lel

>AC merda

>>75448058
>gifted
it was legit

>bbilan

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

JUST

>>75447061
Schick is seriously going to be worldclass

>>75448076
yeah, in your fantasy world

>>75448073
>>75448072
wtf there are two indonesians

Please bring on Montolivo, better than fucking Pasalic and Mati.

>>75448090
I hope so, so I can greentext schlick if he misses.

>>75448095
Skorupsky pushes Pasalic form behind how is that not a penalty?

>>75448127
>Montolivo better than anyone
Debatable

>>75448127
>Please bring on Montolivo
bruh
no

>>75448142
>collapsing to the ground like you've been shot to the head is enough to earn a penalty
alright

>De Sciglio cant fucking cross even with his strong foot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>BBILAN

When did Serie A turn into a goalfest? Isn't that Bundes' job normally?

>>75448188
being pushed from behind is enought for a penalty yes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tien score
lel

lmao

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>Milel

>That Paletta and Calabria defending

kill me

>the city of milan

non puoi pensare di dominare l'Empoli a San Siro cit.

>the city of Milan

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>all these goals
disgusting

>still no patrician 0-0

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>Papu Gomez has been found dead, and racist messages have been found near the scene of the crime edition

most dangerous lead

DER BOMBER 1-2

AH YES NOW YOU SCORE?!
FUCKING CUNTS ALWAYS GIFTING AN HOUR TO THE OPPONENTS GO FUCK YOUSERLVES

>donnameme
Next Buffon la

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>>75448307
>tfw only team that didn't score a goal

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>Inda
>Mulan
Chink customers on suicide watch

>>75448384
disappointed by the lack of porca madonnas in this post tbqhwy

>>75448384
Yes. The clock just passed 70 min, now the game begins. Milan logic.

Immobile (Lazio) 1-0: https://streamable.com/tupci
Immobile (Lazio) 2-0: https://streamable.com/edblx
Keita (Lazio) 3-0: https://streamable.com/apenv
Keita (Lazio) 4-0: https://streamable.com/onn1b
Keita (Lazio) 5-0: https://streamable.com/o8uf5
Rispoli (Palermo) 5-1: https://streamable.com/e83u6
Rispoli (Palermo) 5-2: https://streamable.com/lto1g

>>75448413
feel bad for you la'

>>75448413
new Cagliari stadium when

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APOLOGISE

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Sampdoria 1 - [1] Crotone
Falcinelli Goal

He's looking very good in a very shitty team desu

>>75448487
never ever

>>75448494
based georgia

>>75448526
bomber di razza

>freekick outside of the six yard box

dis gon b gud

w-we did it

>>75448413
based Sborriellone is a goal machine

>>75448604
Not really

>>75448651
>blocked by El Kaddouri left butt cheek
didn't you enjoy it?

Kek referee spraying line for every Empoli player

>>75448604
it's always nice to watch a team entirely busy with occupying the goal
the shot was shit though

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Sampdoria 1 - [2] Crotone
Simy Goal from a Falcinelli Cross

Shoulda just taken direct and hope for deflection.

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someone score!!! let us break the wall of 48 goals
spicy numbers will confirm

Big Man noooo

>>75448721
me' cojoni

>>75448734
it was indirect

JESUS CHRIST DONNARUMMA
what a save

>>75448721
great ball
Falcinelli deserves to lead Crotone to safety
he'd do well in any lower midtable club

>>75448761
Commentator said a deflection makes it ok

>HONDA IN FOR SUSO
LMAO WHAT

>losing to crotone
>at home

>not a single 0-0

Hope drawma can give us a proper match

Honda will save us

>>75448526
>>75448721
where is falcinelli going next year

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>dude did you see that save against Maccarone? that alone is worth AT LEAST another million per year of wages

>>75448777
ok but you cant count on that

>>75448796
bilan

this Milan Empoli game is comedy gold

TRAVERSA DIO CANE PUTTANA MADONNA

>bilan

When will they EVER learn?

>>75448741
Lazio scored the sixth goal with Crecco

7 MINUTES (SEVEN)

Is Milan actually losing to Empoli lmao

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Who /Empoli/ here?

>Pissalic

>>75448865
>until Milan score

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milan fuckin' score now

>>75448902
I don't even know where empoli is, but /here/

>>75448951
not too distant from Florence

Ref pls

Thiam u selfish nigga

It's not fair for Donameme to have to play with these losers. When will they buy good players?

BBILAN

BBILAN

SOLO CON TE

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>AC bilan

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FUCK YOU ZOZZONERI YOU HAD TO HELP CROTONE YOU USELESS RETARDS

>>75449046
>Genoa might still be relegated
pls happen
pls pls pls

>Crotone next
i see another 0 points there

>>75449067
>having some sort of expectations on the zozzoneri

this isn't the 90s anymore lad

>>75449071

If

WE

Relegate Genoa I'm gonna do a raspone with both hands.

>be pasalic
>get paid 800,000 euros a year
>cant head a ball or shoot

>>75430981
Fuck this team
Fuck Memetella
Fuck this cunt ref for denying us that penalty which was a clear fucking handball and fuck him for being a cunt all game long
Fuck Suso for missing that PK
FUCK

I don't ever wanna hear that Lazio cunt complaining about how referees favor us

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>Meelan

>>75449099
>raspone
What? Is it...sexual?

>>75449122
>we

>>75449150
yes, means wank
a good, vigorous one as well

>>75449150
Yes, two hands masturbation

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>>75449150
first result on google images

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>>75449041
>Senza titolo

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>bbilan

Oh and also Deulofeu sucks. Ship him back to Spain, Menez was 1000 times the player this faggot is

>>75449275

Make up your fucking mind, one day Deloffio is godtier the next day he's shittier than Niang.

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GOAT gk

>>75449159
Shut up

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>>75449275
no worries, Mirabelli is gonna sign James Rodriguez, Mbappé, Aubameyang, Tielemans, Lukaku, Aurier, Fabregas and Kolasinac.

>>75449319
I never ever said Deulofeu was "god-tier". More like absolute shit-tier

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>>75449435
What does it matter? Memetella will just play Lapadula and Sosa over them...fucking romanista pezzo di merda

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>>75449492
>romanista pezzo di merda

>>75449412
how the fuck do you shot a penalty like that?!
Slow,low, central, not even a meme run-up, there was no way that was going in what the fuck was he thinking?!

>>75449492
chill andrej
dont take my wallet

>>75449492
Did your boss get mad at you not trafficking enough women this month or something?

>>75449492
Mate the team is really shit, the striker is either Lapadula or Bacca who are both wank, we have one good midfielder and he's dead. Montella has his faults but he's not the real problem here

>>75449636
>Montella has his faults but he's not the real problem here
cmon he couldn't win at home against fucking Martufello with a team worth four or five times Empoli's

>>75449701
>worth four or five times Empoli's
A team is only worth as much if people actually want to pay money for the players. Only the Chinese Super League is crazy enough to buy those shitters

>>75449701
>worth four or five times Empoli's
not really, maybe the players get paid four times that but they arent worth it

>>75449636
>he's not the real problem here
yes he is
why the fuck does he keep starting sosa, deulomeme, memedula, mati etc.
he thinks that we have a super team and that we can afford to field reserves against small teams when that isn't the fucking case

apart from that we've been linked more and more with fucking fiorentina players recently

>>75449701
fucking this
it's inexcusable

>>75449828
>why the fuck does he keep starting sosa, deulomeme, memedula, mati etc.
and who the fuck do you play?
Bertolacci? Bacca? Ocampos? Honda? they are just as shit. Those werent the resrves thosa are the starters, the same he used in the derby

whatever even happened to Poli?

>>75449930
he's shit always has been and always will be

>>75449804
they would be worth it if they were motivated enough to play every week with their guts (i.e.: with a real manager that doesn't go on to preach "muh liquid football" "muh 4-3-3" "muh give and go" "muh possession football")

the day people will realise Montella is a goddamn fraud still living off his Catania and Fiorentina years can't come soon enough

>>75449892
Bacca, Locatelli, Romagnoli
Change the damn formation to a 4-4-2 or 4-4-1-1 fuck 4-3-3 if we have to play garbage like Deulomeme

Lapadula and Mati are reserves mio fratello
Kucka should have played ahead of Mati, we clearly lacked his physicality today

>>75450056
>the day people will realise Montella is a goddamn fraud still living off his Catania and Fiorentina years can't come soon enough
Fucking this
He's a poor man's Wenger/Zeman

Help me guys. Winner of the CL is qualified for the next CL. Apparently 7 teams are allowed by league max. in european competitions. So, what happen if the Juve wins the CL? I can't find it.

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>>75450104
>spouts random formations because he knows better than Montella

>>75450056
Milan changed 7 managers in 3 years maybe the players arent unmotivated, maybe they are just shit
>>75450104
Bacca is just as bad, as seen in the derby
Romagnoli was injuried today
Locatelli has his moments but is often unreliable being 19

>>75450173
>So, what happen if the Juve wins the CL?
Nothing

>>75450236
It's just a rule to guaranteed the winner get to play the CL then? Lame.

>>75450192
>Bacca is just as bad
Except he isn't and the moment he entered the match we became much more dangerous

We just play better with Bacca period

>>75450173
if Juve win the CL and a top 4 club win the cup it means that the first 3 qualify for CL (no extra CL spot will be added), and that #6 will qualify for EL so no extra international spot in general (5 from the league 1 from the cup).

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997%E2%80%9398_La_Liga#League_table

>>75450192
>Milan changed 7 managers in 3 years
Allegri
Dorf
Inzaghi
Miha
Montella

That's 5 including Allegri not 7. Stop exaggerating

>>75450271
>It's just a rule to guaranteed the winner get to play the CL then?
yes
>>75450287
>Except he isn't
he is, the stadium wistled him for months for a reason
>the moment he entered the match we became much more dangerous
duh, he took away a midfielder for a striker
Bacca offers literally nothing in buildup play and is just as bad as Lapadula at convertin chances

>>75450343
Brocchi, it would 7 if they sack Montella.
Miha was also your typical hardman type of managers and players where "unmotived" under him too. Face it, we just have a shit squad

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>>75431435
>>75431460
>>75431492
I had a go

>>75450354
Bacca goals this season
13
Memedula goals this season
6

I rest my case

>>75450343
You forgot Brocchi.

>>75450409
WE ARE SO FUCKING RICH BROS!

>>75450394
Brocchi doesn't count and you know it
Might as well count Tassotti when he took over for one match when Allegri was sacked while we're at it if that's the case

>>75450412
yeah with more than double the minutes plaied
JUST
AS
SHIT

>>75450440
Brocchi did way more than match tho
And the point still stands, the manager chanced several times and players always were "unmtivated". Maybe the problem is not the manager

>>75450521
Excuses, excuses
Either way Bacca has an invisible effect in our game that Lapadula clearly doesn't. Opposition players clearly are more afraid of Bacca and that gives us a psychological advantage

>>75450566
>Brocchi did way more than match tho
He was there for less than 2 months as a coach and he was just there because Berlu sacked Miha

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>>75450591

>>75450566
Also the problem is both the players and the manager
In this game the problem was clearly Montella not fielding the best possible line-up he had and underestimating Empoli

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>>75450591
>Excuses, excuses
>hurrrr he doesnt score when he doesnt play
are you retarded
>invisble effect
yeah and that's not an excuse?