>rags
>starts at 2 am and not 1 am
this really boils my almonds
What happened to Price?
Why is he worse than Lundqvist?
hoping for the lundpads to get run tonight, anybody else?
jared kushner edition
is raanta playing?
>>75429680
i hope gallagher gets removed by zook
Why does it start at 8PM tonight?
The Blues game started at 3PM, there's no overlap there.
>>75429680
Me personally, I hope Price gets a career ending injury
>>75429719
yes, he's starting left door opener for the rags
>>75429735
gotta get Wheel of Fortune in m8
>>75429745
rip rags then
>>75429680
why arent the rags jumping the guy
>game is on at 8pm local time
literally what the fuck?
i thought the game was on RIGHT NOW
>>75429680
I'd prefer a 6 or 7 goal humiliation, tbqh, but I don't think the habs can do it
>>75429790
too cowardly desu
>>75429798
pls no bully
>>75429790
literally alain vigneault hockey
So, how will AV fuck with the lines tonight?
>>75429932
will triple shift glass
Buttman really is fucking retarded.
>>75430020
Yeah they should have given Kadri a raise
Habs have to win tonight. If not, I guarantee Bergevin will be fired
>>75430064
so it's better for the habs if the habs lose
Go raggots
>>75430076
They'll ensure the rebuild
>>75430093
wtf the guy on the right looks like me
>>75430110
are there even any good frog GMs available?
Let's just get this loss over with so we can rebuild
>>75430142
Gimmie a case of Pepsi and some Schwartz's and I'll do it
>>75429607
>hour early
>>75430195
Go down to your nearest Jean Coutu, buy a couple bottles of Tylenol and swallow them all you worthless faggot
I'm going to the DEP
Who want's something?
I'm getting
>4 LABBAT 10.1's
>YUM YUMS BBQ
I'm not sharing
>>75430419
>Jean Coutu
does slivovitz go with rags because uh it's all i have somehow
>>75430493
get me some of that fampai
>>75429680
Gallagher is a fucking pussy and ran right behind the ref when Nash came to fuck his shit. He is only tough when going against a goalie from behind. He is lucky we do not still have Michael Sauer
you could habs it all my empire of poutine
>>75429790
he ran behind all the refs
Who nervous here
>rags
>>75430579
k, can I also borrow $10?
>>75430830
stfu Rantaa we won't let you into the net fuck off
>>75430493
Pack of darts
>>75429657
Price is a jobber, always has been. Hes not there to win the Stan lee cup, hes just there for the $. He never steps up for the playoffs.
Madison Square Garden is going to be a zoo tonight. The fans were going crazy outside the arena just two hours ago. The energy level inside is going to be enormous. God help the Habs if the Rangers score first.
>>75430916
The price is right
>>75430761
me
Pacioretty or...Patio-ready?!
badatumtish I'm here all night
>A vision of what was and what is to come.
Why is Doc literally shaking?
this is my first year watching stanley cup playoffs
All other teams report in.
Stars here.
why do the >raggots have so many czech fans? is bobby holik's contract STILL sustaining the czech economy?
>>75431008
Old, also looks like he suffered from a storke
So who are the good guys? >rags are >rags but on the other hand hasbs have shitface radulov
>>75430988
Stanchionoretty
>>75431040
The >rags are the anti-heroes in a gritty crime drama.
>>75431027
Red Wings here, go habs
>>75431008
Parkinsons
>"How do you like them big apples?"
>"How do you like them big apples?"
Never change Ron
>>75431027
Pongs fan since 2016 hoping for triple OT
Nash gets a hatty tonight
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805333
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805333
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805333
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805333
http://www.strawpoll.me/12805333
>MEME POLL FOR THE LADS
>>75431057
WHERES THE POLICE
>>75431101
The rags are the homosexual deviants that get shot by the villian to prove how evil they are in a gritty crime movie
>>75429932
>>75429947
pls no
>male singer
thank god
>>75430859
You'll give it back to me at some point, r-right?
Ho-Sang Can U C
Having a beiner sing the canadian anthem....
O Canada is unironically a good song.
Why can't this guy carry a tune though?
>>75431277
M A T T H E W E D
Are they going to sing the Candaian anthem in Arabic as well?
>A mexican fucking up >our anthem in burgerland
shit singers please leave
>>75431261
O Cuckada!!
My Shed and Big Black C
>that complete lack of tempo in the Canadian anthem
Fucking beaners I swear to god
>Making any sound other than singing the anthem.
I hope everyone in there dies of a terror attack
>>75431309
HIT EM WIT THE 4" LIKE AUSTON MATTHEWS
>>75431261
why are women so try hards? they always fuck anthems up
LETS GO RAGS
here's hoping for a good game montreal
>>75431345
What do they mean by "Hit em with the 4"?
Idk if my other post went through but
Are there any good mobile streams? Im with my girlfriend and her son is hogging the tv
>>75431411
check on r nlstreams
theres a youtube stream i think its HNIC tho
>>75431411
>my girlfriend's son
aren't you an adult? Just force him off
>>75431411
commit sudoku
>>75431411
My TV turned purple but it's an old ass Toshiba
RIP CRT
>>75431442
He won't get laid later then
>>75431411
Tell the kid his mom is a harlot and his dad never loved him and take the TV while he cries in his room
>>75431411
You can dl the cbc sports app they stream hockey night in canada
>>75431411
In case you're only partly memeing, sportspass dot ca
>King still playing
Just what the fuck
>>75431491
playoff hockey > sex
>>75431535
MUH GRIT
LGR
ELIMINATION DAY FOR THE HABS-BEENS
LETS GO!!!!!!
\o/ all hail King Henrik. King of New York
>Patches throwing hands
Oh Captain my Captain
>>75431546
Pinko
Vesey vs Patchez lmfao
>vesey
>fighting
what the fuck is this
Why cant we win a damn faceoff
Cucked
>patch fighting
how about you score goals instead retard
>he crosschecked vesey in the face before
retard
Why are canadians such dirty players?
>>75431603
Because the Habs are fucking garbage and they should just go home, fucking losers.
>Pacioretty lands more punches than goals
wew lad
Lel Vessey's balls haven't even dropped yet. Why are you fighting him
>>75431596
It was a mating dance actually
>>75431535
>Mitchell out and King still in
I thought I was done with bonehead coaching decisions whenever Therrien was booted.
>>75431603
faceoffs are really only significant in niche situations and special teams. you're good, froggo
>Vesey can't even tie a sweater on properly
what's the fucking point of fighting him?
>"easily call an unsportsmanlike on raduhlof"
who is this faggot color commentator? I've been watching on USA/NBC for my TSN fix of announcers, not this fuckin retard.
FUCKING SHOOOOOT REEEEEEEEEE
Just hand over the series to the rags what the fuck pacthes cant handle not scoring so he going to take a little nap in the box
should have handed the captaincy to Markov, a true leader or to Pk who played with heart and passion
fuck this shit
>>75431655
patchy wanted some boipucci
>>75431656
>raduhlof
Who is this faggot leaf?
>>75431656
>Romanuk and Galley
the absolute worst tbqhwyf
How much do Habs fans really like Patches? He's so invisible for some who who hits that 30-40 goal mark every year, but it's not like he ever has a real 1C with him.
>>75431689
that's how the stupid fucker pronounced it you mong
Why are the habs such goons?
>>75431728
But it should be pronounced Raduloff
>>75431733
because they know they're about to lose. Lose the game win the fights, that's hockey
>>75431733
When they hired Julien, he said "Get me some goons, yo"
YEM
>>75431722
some would drink his piss, but most think like you. being streaky is understandable but he hits lows at the worst of times. like in the playoffs
what he just did was absolute 10/10 retarded
>>75431709
Nah i meant on NBC. I'm trying to get away from Romanuk/Galley. USA/NBCSports has had Chris Cuthburt/Mcguire and Miller/Feraro on the last few games.
>talking about how good Henrik is in closing games at MSG
>le in a goal immediately
GOD DAMMIT
ET LE BUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
>getting scored on by Emelin
SHOOK!!!
fucking hell,
>>75431807
Why do announcers do that shit?
EAT LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
LELMELIN
>>75431808
it was a gift, he'd be awful to not score there
>rags
That was some poor zone awareness. fuck
>>75431808
That wobbling frisbee of a shot.
Lunchpads is shit.
Looks like it's
>rags
tonight boys
>Emelin has more goals than Pacioretti
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
SCARRRRRRRRR
lundpads is gettin the sweats now
ME SCORE GUD
>>75431728
how the fuck do you pronounce it, retard? it literally is pronounced exactly as he said it.
How awesome is Radulov?
>>75431881
He's a big guy
I want new York rangers to lose
>>75431898
For you
>>75431826
Because they can't predict when goals will happen?
You stupid fuck
"Plekanets"
>rags have more goals SH than on the PP
look out habs, SH goal #2 coming
>>75431899
me too
>>75431899
Prepare to be disappointed
>this refpuck
>holding this dick
>>75431876
rad-yu-lov you dumb fuck
lundpads look SHAKY
>>75431938
Why in the fuck would it be pronounced Rayulov? His name in Russian is Paдyлoв, which transliterates exactly to Radulov... how do you manage to turn дy into "dyu"?
>>75431876
It's got a fucking yu sound you dumbass. Doc's pronunciation is fine. Olzyck has clearly been concussed too many times. H needs to shut the fuck up and let Pierre talk because he's actually knowledgeable, if annoying.
>dwight king on the PP
let's go rags *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
>>75431807
jinx'd
Is it wrong that I want the Habs to win?
Weber or McDonough?
>>75431997
why the fuck did they ever want this guy
>Montreal will riot if the Canadiens lose
>Montreal will riot if the Canadiens win
Why?
This is why Montreal should just never make it to the playoffs.
>>75432031
because bergevin is a shit GM who only wants grinders
>>75431997
:^)
>>75432028
Yes
>>75432029
McD is a much better defenseman. He'd be even better if he weren't tied with the anchor known as Girardi.
It's funny whenever a Russian player smells opportunity and actually plays hard for a series or two, then clubs spend the rest of his career wondering why they never do again.
>>75431991
>Rayulov
Radyulov*
I'm retarded
>tfw French liberals are unironically threatening to move to Montreal if Le Pen wins
>>75432060
im surprised he can catch anyone to grind, he's so fucking slow
he's gotten like 2 or 3 amazing chances but he's so fucking slow that someone catches up to him and breaks it
I can't believe how much if a bust Galchenyuk is
>drafted early
>slated to become a 1C
>has been in the league for 5 years
>can't score
>sucks ass defensively
>loses most of his faceoffs
>>75432060
At least he didn't trade Ryan McDonagh for Scott Gomez or anything.
Why the fuck do we have Smith? Why the fuck have we bought a 4th liner from Detroit that plays 30 games per year? Why???
is the selling feature of the new iphone actually fucking stickers? between this and the watch, apple is absolutely lost
Laffs game threads are so much fun with all the shitposting.
Habs threads are just angry frogs who get upset at the smallest thing
>>75432095
ive never understood all this hate towards girardi.
he seems like a solid defensive defensman. he's not especially good but he certainly doesnt seem like an anchor or dead weight.
>>75432149
If you're referring to NYR's Smith, he's a dman who's the second best dman on the team (sadly).
Kreider get your shit together
>>75432182
Laffs know how to laugh haha.
Based RanGODs
>>75432151
Apple could sell literal human feces in a box and they would still make billions from it
>>75432122
I'm under the impression Galchenyuk was drafted as a LW
Anyway he clearly doesn't fit in a C role and never really did, now he doesn't fit anywhere.
And i've heard he is the only player in both teams to not have a single hit.
He busted and he knows it.
>>75432110
Just what we need -.-
>>75432149
Because they "needed depth," except if that were really true Smith would be on the bench instead of Clendening. Smith appears to have hustle or something, but he's really just hyperactive.
>>75432210
It's just one guy who keeps harping on it. Girardi is roughly an average performer at this point in his career.
>>75432213
uuuuh, hardly, my friend
Girardi, McDonald, Skjei, Holden, all better
Is bolyu playing?
When is mac gonna fight
>>75432097
>a Russian player smells
ftfy
>>75429735
Buckwheat ball play offs
>>75432210
Because he's painfully slow (especially for AV's system that requires mobile dmen who can make passes), shit at making passes, crumbles under pressure and makes bad decisions like flipping the puck up the ice and turning possession over to the other team for no reason, and does snow angels which takes him out the play and has buned him so many times.
lets go boys
>>75432110
Yea like all of the american liberals who promised to move to canada. Too bad we have immigration laws too :3
I do hope LePen wins though. A lot of french peeps i know moved to quebec to go away from the ridiculous problems their immigrants are causing.
Rags win 2-1 in OT
Screencap this.
>>75432296
Probably never; the spectacle isn't worth taking the best player off the ice.
>>75432363
>tfw Lay's makes Swiss Chalet sauce flavoured chips before SH sauce flavoured
baka
>>75432278
Girardi, visually and by the statistics, is horrible. I don't know how you make your baseless conclusions.
>>75432283
McD of course and perhpas Skjei. The other three are overrated and terrible.
>>75432378
>Too bad we have immigration laws too :3
That's the main reason (along with geography) that Canada has been isolated from the right-wing populism sweeping the West: you guys select immigrants on the basis of skill instead of just going 'LOL let anyone in"
Hi my name is Ott, i have no skill but goddamn ill fight you
>>75432390
rags lose 11-0
>rags """defence"""
holy shit dude
>>75432436
the spices in st hubert sauce are so much better
>>75431028
iirc i'm the only czech rags fan here
there are some other ones (one is a Devlels fan I think)
btw I was a lowkey fan since Jagr was there, recently came back to watching NHL
>>75432436
those Chalet sauce chips were fucking awesome though.
thank god. rags were looking raggity. it was only a matter of time for the canadiens with that pace.
>kreider's stick
>not calling that high stick
FUCKING REFS
>>75432363
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks Chalet sauce is fucking disgusting.
Tastes like cloves and cinnamon.
>habs dominate the first period
just like every habs loss this series
>>75432443
Yea but the landscape has been changing. I really wish our current pm would stop trying to virtue signal to let more people in without proper screening. >>75432443
how he king?
>>75432122
atleast he fucked genie bouchard
>>75432656
And if that changes too much, populism will rise.
I look forward to Prime Minister Don Cherry.
Radu hoping to get signed again
>Don Cherry talking about McDavid in the >rags game
>can't remember what team he's talking about
dementia care when?
LET'S GO RANGERS
>>75432733
>I look forward to Prime Minister Don Cherry.
I liek those dubs
Jesus, who did Don kill?
Who is Don Cherry's favorite team?
>Only time I got cramps was standing at a bar
2nd night in a row Grapes mentions gettin juiced
>>75432656
Trudeau aint getting reelected anyway
Dollar plummeting and him bending over to Trump and the Chinese and the Euros and their free trade deals
Pandering to race and gender in our liberal society won't work anymore i tell you
>>75432733
We had some populism once with Jack Layton, too bad he died, he kept the NPD in shape and canadian now theyre just some random socialist party with some notoriety
I just wish Beliveau's son never died , he was a policemen the brave lad. Jean would surely have accepted the General Governor job and might have work his way to the Prime Ministery.
Her would have been great
Just hoping we can win this game now
>>75432815
bruins
>>75432815
BOBBY ORR GOOD CANADIAN BOY ON A GOOD CANADIAN TEAM THE BOSTON BRUINS
>>75432765
>>75432783
he still has the flashback from the young lady he just killed and raped
(yes, in that exact order)
>>75432844
>>75432656
/pol/
you have to go back
>>75432437
I don't know, I don't really notice the things you listed. Sometimes he flips the puck out but it's usually in situations where they need to clear the zone and he doesn't want to give it away at the blue line. Most of his passes are just lame exit passes because if anything his partner is the one that's the 4th man deep, but he makes the occasional savvy pass in the o-zone—he just doesn't get put in those situations very often. And I don't really get the snow angel thing, at least not any more or less in comparison to the others; even McD will drop to the ice every so often. I guess it's a matter of perspective.
And as far as statistically, I don't really know what you're citing. Stats like Corsi, depending on where you're getting them from, don't often adjust for factors like strength of teammates and opposition. Advanced hockey statistics aren't as polished as they are in baseball (and inherently aren't as reliable due to the radically different nature of the game), hardly better than relying on +/- as an accurate picture of how that player affects the play. Not to mention they measure all skaters the same way.
>>75432896
Hockey is a social construct devised by the patriarchy to keep women out of the workplace. Concepts don't truly exist. Women are real and oppression is real, but hockey is not. It's merely an idea pushed by white heterosexual males to preserve their power in the superstructure. Feminist dialectics tell us that if you destroy hockey, you destroy oppression.
I like Don because he called out sticks and players don't. Not a single player ever shows a shred of emotion towards the composite jew because they literally can't and nothing changes.
>>75432896
If you dont know anything about canadian politics don't participate in the conversation it's painfull
everyone on twitter and hear citing rags awful defense but look here they are only one goal done and 2 periods left to go
you'd think they're down 4 goals
lots of time to fix themselves up and win the game
>>75432973
but women love hockey and besides mostly only being played by whites, hockey celebrates diversity in the community more than most sports?
>>75432986
yeah but
>rags
>>75432986
Social media doesn't lie. Ignore all the pundits and "experts". The volume of chatter on social media will tell you everything you need to know. If Twitter thinks the Habs will win, the Habs will win.
It works in politics too. When in mid-2016 I did a Google Trends search on "Donald Trump" and "Hillary Clinton", and saw that the former was getting far more attention, I knew he had the election in the bag.
>>75432986
the rags always let the habs a good number of plays in the offensive zones
then in the second they start closing in and intercept passes and block more shots habs are caught in the wrong end and rags quickly get thru the neutral zone up to say hello to Carey Price
SO if they fail to gather defensively habs win, otherwise... well golfing is a sport in this season
>>75432844
I miss Jack :(. He was such a gentleman and didnt pretend Canada had no identity. He swepped Quebec and it's a shame he died.
As much as i despise conservatives they are going to win hard if Bernier or O'Leary win. Bernier would be a massacre though
Based linesman trolls during the faceoff
>>75433065
Beware of overvaluing your heuristic because it's succeeded in a couple binary situations.
>>75433024
>hockey celebrates diversity in the community more than most sports
Debatable. I've seen way more diversity in European soccer and NFL football.
>>75433024
One of these days we'll have to to a study on the matter.
Is it because all races, regardless of their genetics, can all perform to the best in hockey?
Or is there something else
>>75433065
>Social media doesn't lie
cmon, don't be so naive
Is it just me or the reffs have been in the way more than usual in this series?
penulty
>rags power play
well Habs u have 2 minutes of guaranteed no scoring`
Love it when they play Tool
RAGS PP INCOMING GET READY FOR BYRONNNNNNN
Nice! A PP we can kill!
u guise liek SH goles?
>>75432904
>Sometimes he flips the puck out but it's usually in situations where they need to clear the zone and he doesn't want to give it away at the blue line
That's what a bad defenseman does though. A decent one worth a damn wouldn't be in that situation or would be able to either skate or pass his way to another teammate and not create a nice giveaway that will further suppress his team. This situation occurs frequently with Girardi.
>And I don't really get the snow angel thing, at least not any more or less in comparison to the others; even McD will drop to the ice every so often
The difference between McD and Girardi with respect to snow angels, is that McD usually does it as a last ditch effort; all of his options are exhausted, and that's how you should do it. On the other hand, Girardi is very liberal with his snow angels: he likes doing it as if it's the first thing you should do when it's not. Putting your body on the ice like that takes you out of the play; as such, you should only do it you really think you can disrupt a play. He's been burned so many times on 2v1s by going to the ice when you simply just need to pressure the puck-carrier enough and have the goalie do his thing.
>I guess it's a matter of perspective.
No, it's not.
>And as far as statistically
You're right that the advanced statistics has a ways to go, but you're downplaying them too much. What he does on the ice reinforces his possession stats, WOWY, and goal diff.
Now, if he was put on the third pairing (I would still like him off the team though.) I would be happier, and he would be a better player because he wouldn't be against such high quality competition every night.
FUUUUU
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCC!!!!
>>75433195
>(You)
HOLY SHIT A RANGERS POWER PLAY GOAL!
Z U C C
U
C
C
>>75433195
You were saying?
ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCC
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
THE PLUCKY NORWEGIAN DOES IT AGAIN
>pr1ce
>rags
>>75433174
Yes, and n.b. that is the kind of thing they can easily control.
GOOOOOAAAALLL
HEY
HEY
ZUUUUCCC
MANLET POWERRRRRRRR
Zucc
U
C
C
>>75433198
muh nigga. tool's the shit.
Price is the biggest fucking choker. He's probably hoping Kreider "injures" him again so he has that excuse.
>>75433198
but that was Sleep now in the Fire by RATM
>>75433230
I KNOW RIGHT? UNBELIEVABLE!
MAYBE I ZUCC YA DICK?
>>75433158
i think it's that hockey is expensive to pick up and learn to play, esp when compared to sports like basketball. easy to buy a ball and a hoop and play on your drive way
i guess canada is becoming pretty diverse these days, give it another 20 years or so and see if we've got asian canadians and islamic canadians playing in the NHL. then we'll know the answer
also
>rags
MANLET TIME FAGGOTS
>>75432904
I would also like to add that, again, he's much too slow for AV's system. If he's to play in this league, he should at least be on a team that doesn't require their dmen to so important to their offense.
Anyway, enjoy the game my dude. Let's hope we don't blow this.
>>75433284
Pretty sure it was "The Pot" by Tool but i may be wrong
Whats up with this Zuccarello kid how can he score so much on Price
>>75433100
I'll be voting for Bernier for sure.
O'Leary, now i dont like him, hes going to ride the Trump card and leave it up to the Party to rule while he files his pockets up. Won't be surprised if there end up being another referendum with him in power.
>>75433303
We've got the Kariya's and Nazem Kadri alongside others aldready
waiting for the USA to catch up really
>>75433357
Manlet powers
>>75433024
>women love hockey
they pretend to
>>75432846
underrated
>>75433398
Is Don Cherry's face slowing melting?
>Nash
n-no homo
Are the Scandinavians asleep?
>>75433370
Yes hes a manlet i know but what makes a manlet so good at Hockey?
>>75433100
O'Leary doesn't even live in the country, nor does he speak French. A vote for him proves how much of a stupid faggot one would be
>>75433376
just like they pretend to like video games, amirite MEN?
also that no interference call on nash
>>75433469
Being fast as fuck boooiii
>>75433398
Tami is a better meme hoki man tbqh
>>75433498
>that
>interference
zoz
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/ginger-chicken-udon-noodle-soup/fa84cf68-9d98-4191-bce7-e542f9252369
Making that.
Next goal is a fluke/effort goal by the habs or a break-away by the rags
cap this, theres precedents trust me
Intense shit lads
>This game
>>75433540
would have been called in the regular season
does anybody have a clip of that Zucc goal?
>>75433528
Isn't it 430 in the morning in your country
>>75433471
O'Larry is the only candidate.IDGAF about your little bullshit spineless career politicians. Seems all you wanna vote for a is a no-name ladder climbing bitch.
>>75433563
Nah. Self goal by
>rags
Check it
I can say this oonn the break. Go fuck yourrselfs cà nadacucks
I still love you
>>75433620
>>75433575
Nah, especially considering they've been calling shit this series. (With exceptions, but this is not one of them.)
Buchnevich < Glass
>>75433620
>Norway
>calling others cucks
>>75433595
Yes, so?
Will the Habs ever have a non-Frog coach again?
I'm really drunk
>>75433220
>No, it's not.
That was sort of my shorthand way of saying "Maybe I missed the games you watched and vice versa" to gear this conversation towards one of mutual understanding, but OK.
I mean, Girardi is far from amazing now. But I've seen enough defensemen been made to look bad or great by poor teammates. My go-to example is that year Jeff Schultz was a +50 for the Caps. It's also about things like getting on the man back in a 2-on-1 instead of asking yourself where his partner or designated back-checker was. Maybe a different player makes that unlikely play to break it up, but there's usually only one guy per team who has the gumption to do that with regular success.
Nice giveaway, Staal. This fucking defense jesus christ
>>75433669
it's legally required, so unless they change the law, no
Well, rags play better than in the last game for sure
>>75433668
w8, how is there 4:30 in Suomi if it's 3:30 here in Czechia?
>>75433687
I wish I was too
Fuck
>gallagher handling down low
>jams puck into the side of the net and falls over
textbook gallagher play
>>75433669
Not with the faggots of the Molson family in charge
I miss Gilette so much, he had some sense that guy
>>75433721
Kek, it always is isnt it
>>75433651
thank you for the love friendo
PUCK?
go rags go *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
>>75433687
On what?
On my second pint of Guinness here. Remember it's only 6:30pm where I am.
Tool picture is. Fuckin me can't post
>>75433798
wtf? why
>>75433795
they're all sheeps
also did a russian rape nash's mom cuz he's always trying to kill ours. Emelin or Markov hes always on them
fug
ZZUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGAIN
Z U C C
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THE MANLETS HAVE LEARNED
>>75433705
>unironically voting for no-name masonic muppets
wewlad
Based >rags
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Double zucc
>>75433669
No, the Habs are all about image. They have to satisfy the elitist Quebecois crowd. They will hire, draft, or sign anyone with a French last name regardless of qualifications or talent. Take the '09 draft for example when they drafted Louis Leblanc over Kreider, Johansson, Palmieri. Sometimes they luck into players like Pacioretty when no Frog option is available and it makes them look shrewd.
I'm not fuckin, in can't see
BASED MANLET
NORGE
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>>75433798
>>75433816
>Guinness
Yes anon, why?
Z U C C E D
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CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Price swimming. Someone put this loser out to pasture.
M A N L E T S
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ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCC
HOW CAN TALLFAGS EVEN COMPETE?!?!?!?!?
MAAAAANLEEEET POOOOWEEERS
>>75433692
>That was sort of my shorthand way of saying "Maybe I missed the games you watched and vice versa" to gear this conversation towards one of mutual understanding, but OK.
Oh, sorry then, anon.
The thing is, Girardi regurarly plays with one of the best dmen in the league, but he's still bad. And Girardi, given enough space and time, can make the right play; however those two things are in short supply in hockey. Girardi was decent in the Torts years, but he's not only aged, he's been exposed as being below average in modern hockey.
>>75433865
>They will hire, draft, or sign anyone with a French last name regardless of qualifications or talent.
Wow. Sounds like [THE WHOLE ENTIRE NHL]
it's like two zuccs are playing piggy-back style
ZUCC HATTY NEXT?
>>75433816
>>75433874
Because it's tasty you faggots.
WOOOO OHHH OHH OOJJJJJJJ HEY GEY HEY HEYHEYHEYHEY
ZUCC
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Why are the Habs so trash? Fucking score.
Odds jew York
Evens Montreal
Dubs OT
>>75433865
Trevor Timmins had one good draft and it was the 2007 one
No french bias here just straight up incompetence, but Lebland projected to be quite decent until he decided to study instead of playing, now hes trying to be a coach.
>>75433763
Any time!
Fuck off, I don't want the rangers to progress
Not even a Montreal fan, just don't like the rangers
>>75433857
>unrionically wanting to vote for a wannabe Illuminati reality tv judge
your opinions are dumb
sup :^)
>that head pat on Zucc
kek
>that pat on the head
wew lad
Ott giving Zucc a little pat on the head, top lel
>>75433959
MAD AT THE >RAGS???
>>75433959
t; Washinton Capitals take the Cup
Finally, one for the starving hockey fans in Washington DC
>>75433959
Don't be so tsun~
If Pacioretty wants to redeem himself and make sure he has a place to play next year, he has to score
Remember how confident frogfuckers were a week ago?
Ott The Garden Dwarf at it again
>>75434022
>comfortable with a 1 goal lead with 25 minutes left in regulation
I know its the Habs, but slow down a little
>ott patting zuccarello on the head
who's a good manlet? who's a good little manlet? that's you! yes you are!
>>75434004
This
>no double minor
thanks refs
>>75433986
first game he played with his locks
>>75433973
Yeah except flying straight is 10000x more consequential to OLarry than any of those pathetic Rimouski lodge fags, half of them already fucking criminal scum already.
>Maxime Berniar are you fucking kidding me
>Kelley Leech what the fuck kind of cocaine is this dyke on
>Chong literally who? Take your stupid family story to Lifetime network fag
I love ott. Give him back habs
that flopper bit his fuckin tongue. the stick barely clipped his guard.
>highstick
>bleeding
>only 2 minutes
isn't the double minor supposed to be automatic?
That frog bit his tongue
>>75434064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZJ4Jf25eC8
>>75434004
maybe fight another rookie? lol pacioretty is such a homo
>>75433986
>>75433989
>>75433992
>>75434054
Zucc's response: scoreboard, faggot.
>>75434088
yup.
>davidson is the one that got clipped
>davidson dubs
>>75433900
Eh, it's not nearly as egregious elsewhere. The worst is that sometimes with the Canucks, Wild, Rangers, or Leafs you sometimes get a bias toward hometown players (from both sides of the equation).
>>75433945
lol, I don't doubt Leblanc was late 1st or 2nd round material all things considered but that was a PR move all the way. There were guys still on the table that were sure things; that was a pretty deep draft. Remember that one was hosted in Montreal, too.
POTVIN SUCKS
>>75434111
The pat was after the goal.
>>75434103
maybe that's why he tried to be good all his life, being a manlet
>>75434101
fucking hell i meant jordie
>tfw refpuck is on your side for once
>Bettman was born to a Jewish family in Queens, New York
Coincidence?
Manlets, how do we stop them?
>>75433978
>trade Subban for a slower, older dude
>h-he couldn't defend anyway! member the spins!?
>Subban proceeds to single-handlely shutout Toews-Kane-Panarin the whole 4 games all while contributing the the offence
>Habs are out in 6 cuz they cant score and they defend
How mad are we?
>>75434148
>Queens
So he's an Islanders fan?
>>75434147
It's a great feel
Canadiens looking slow and tired. Good move loading up on goons at the trade deadline.
>>75434068
Youre not going to convince anyone but yourself if all you do is hurl insults
>montreal ties it
>lundqvist chokes in OT
>>75434147
cmon, none of our fouls were called like ever in this series
APOLOGIZE.
>rags
>>75434197
>Lundglove
i'm ready for shorks and coilers
good glove
No wonder Patch has the highest number of playoff shots in the NHL, he's playing target practice with Padqvist's numbers
>Patches on a break away
>misses the net
>Patches with a clear shot shot on the net
>shoots straight at lunchpads chest
>Patches with the puck near the goal
>shoots it over the glass
????????????????????????
What is the origin of the Lundpads meme
>>75434181
>ketchup on sausage
God am i upset
>>75434138
>two goals
ott wont be patting any heads after zucc singlehandedly eliminates his shit team.
>Weber shoots a lazy shot right into Lundqvist's breadbasket
>"What a drive and what an INCREDIBLE save"
what a shit series
Why would someone become a ref in the first place rather than playing
I'm sure there's a legit reason but it's always seemed to me like getting a job as a brinks guard after flunking out of the police
>>75434232
Assmad faggots
>>75434230
>Glass has more goals
God help you frogs
>>75433899
He should be used differently, old habits die hard. The best analogue I can see for Girardi going forward is to become a slower, more deliberate Jason Strudwick type with more situational use than anything. Because say what you want about his talent level (which was never high) but Girardi is one of the less stupid athletes out there.
He gets time with McDonagh but Skjei gets the better situations with McD, i.e. o-zone faceoffs and power plays (not that Girardi would be my first or fourth or fifth pick on the point there).
>>75434251
being a hockey player is hard
you should know this leaf
>>75434251
>flunking out of the police
How much of a colossal failure does one have to be to flunk out of the police? Don't they screen for high IQ (as in if you're to smart you're disqualified)
>lundpads squeezing water on gallagher
kek m a d m a n
>>75434251
Maybe because .001% of the population is good enough to make a career as a pro athlete?
Wouldn't you rather be a ref than be an accountant or something?
>>75434251
not good enough/too small/not fast enough/bad-broken hands
or just love being a dickhead and not willing to wear a helmet that'll mess up your hair
>>75434230
pssst he's our double agent
>>75434251
Why would someone be a tripfag on an anonymous imageboard?
All Hail the Zuccmeister
>>75434251
>get to watch games closer than any fan
>can determine the outcome if you're clever enough with calls
gee i wonder
>>75434234
what do you put on your sausages? maple syrup?
Stop shooting at the goalie! Shoot at the net!
gallagher is a fucking faggot
>>75434292
Who can stop him?
>>75434310
Zucc Heil!
>>75434293
>.001% of the population is good enough
Pretty sure it's a higher percentage than that. I mean, your criteria here is just "good enough" and not "right place right time" or "part of special clubs"
>>75434314
I do. Its pretty good on breakfast sausage
>>75434314
Mustard, you heathens.
who here /liveinquebecrangersfan/?
>>75434251
NHL ref here. I was on track to be the next Wayne Gretzky until I broke my finger. It was career ending so now I just ref instead.
>>75434314
>>75434363
syrup igloos and eskimos basically.
>yes thats what we put on our hotdogs
>>75434376
literally how?
>>75434177
It's a continuous feel for a Pen fan, you get all the refpuck
LETS GO RANGERS
HENRIK
ZUUUUUCCCC!!!
>>75434314
No joke maple infused sausages are to die for.
And mustard is the only option if yourr over the age of 8
>>75434401
i cant stand Habs and Rangers play respectably and I've always liked them when i was young lmao
feels good having Forsberg-lite on your team
>>75434376
traitre
>playoff time
>borderline calls not made
ok
>usual calls not made
alright, good pace of play
>""""mandatory"""" calls no longer made
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me
>>75434251
Dont want to mess up their hair with helmets
>>75434351
Okay....01% of the population instead of .001%? My point is that the vast majority of people can't be pro athletes.
>>75434463
'non'
>>75434169
that would explain why Hartford doesn't have a team rn
>>75434444
why can't you stand Canadiens?
also
>tfw your team has none of your country's players
>>75434479
you know it
>>75434479
dat flow is smooth
>>75434540
the fans mostly, they're a good team but the fans are like flyers fans imo, just pretentious overall
>>75434351
the numbers are actually something like 0.02% or roughly 1 in 4000. Although lots more may get drafted and play a game or two in the NHL, the number who truly "make it" is minuscule
>>75434376
>>75434444
Lambert?
>>75434354
>>75434363
>>75434394
>>75434438
aussies put ketchup (aka tomato sauce) on our sausages with mustard
i'm moving to canada later in the year so pretty fucken excited for all the condiments that north america has to offer
>>75434514
Hartford being an awful place to go/CT fans mostly being retards occupied with Giants/Patriots nonsense is why we don't have a team.
>>75434618
>ketchup on anything but low quality fries
Don't make me sick
Turns out this has become the most disappointing playoffs of all time...The only team I like that is left is Penguins now that Wild and Habs are out.
>>75434612
Saguenay
>>75434666
Oh I forgot america has shit ketchup
>>75434618
We know ketchup is made of tomatoes ya silly cunt
>>75434588
well, that happens when you're basically the best team in canada rn
my czech friend is a Habs fan but he's real, he knows Habs' strenghts and weakneses well
yeah but I fucking hate posers, bandwagoners and blind followers too
>patches had 20 minutes to score a goal
think he can pull it off?
his ratio so far is pretty bad y'know....
>>75434666
we put tomato sauce and aioli on anything and everything
Honestly, it's not that Lundqvist and Price haven't been real good.
But these offenses fucking blow at taking chances. So many blocks, missed shots, weak passes, more emphasis on just making a mess.
Especially the Habs. How do you go out and assess that your shitty offense needs a coach (who albeit is at least a good coach) who had to go when his team just couldn't put it in the net. Then go out and pick up only grit. What was this thought process? "If we're not good at scoring, we can at least be better at preventing goals!" Then your grit gets outskated and ends up being more aggressive in the o-zone than the d-zone.
>>75434588
>the fans are like flyers fans imo, just pretentious overall
what did he mean by this
>>75434705
yeah, people who just go along and praise every move a team or franchise does even when it hurts the team are just retarded
>Kovalchuk returns
>gets signed to Avs
Id lose my shit laughing
What are ya looking at my gut fer?
>>75434275
>He should be used differently, old habits die hard.
Basically the rangers's motto.
>with more situational use than anything.
There are two problems with that: he's egregiously overpaid, and a cheaper, younger, and average journeyman defenseman could fill that role (Clendo!).
>but Girardi is one of the less stupid athletes out there.
Do you mean off the ice or on? If it's the former, I wouldn't know (But I wouldn't be surprised). On the ice, he mentally caves when he's pressured; that's when he makes really boneheaded mistakes. For example, during this game he's been shooting the puck up to boards to only have it come right back in his zone because he keeps throwing it into the opposition. If the rangers were facing a better team, we'd be in hot shit right now from this. Just look at the penguins, kings, and lightning series for references. Not to mention that particularly stupid turnover in that one caps game where he gave the puck to ovi who subsequently scored. Shit was embarrassing, and a smart dman would've never done that.
>He gets time with McDonagh but Skjei gets the better situations with McD, i.e. o-zone faceoffs and power plays
Girardi is billed as a shutdown defenseman; so he should be able to play well with constant dzone starts (And there are stats that compensate for this.); however, just like how shutdown dmen is a nice phrase for "immobile defensemen," this isn't true.
>not that Girardi would be my first or fourth or fifth pick on the point there
Remember when AV was even more retarded and used to play Girardi on the PP all the time? I wanted to cry.
>>75434708
Don't do this to yourself, anon!
>>75434618
>aussies put ketchup (aka tomato sauce) on our sausages with mustard
Swedes too. I put ketchup and mustard on meat sauce with pasta too. Try it you love it.
>>75434691
Shit ketchup is redundant
>>75434739
>flyers fans
>not the worst fans in the leauge
>>75434744
it's like pottery
>>75434774
How are they pretentious? I thought they were just violent thug goons
>>75434769
i have mate and though it's not a regular thing it was good
GREASY ONE
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>>75434796
they are, but all the ones ive met irl have been cunts about everything and cant take bants at all
Ghosts of the Forum, wake up. We need you now.
>>75434736
>Ive never watched playoff hockey before
Also, price has played fairly mediocre by his standards
>>75434618
We make cake with ketchup
>>75434772
this. If you like ketchup you basically have children's tastebuds
r8
>>75434736
Habs screwed up so bad when they didn't sell and go on a rebuild in 2013
all that young talent got anchored by old mans with condor contracts, misguided by coaches with outdates systems.
all that potential wasted
so sad
>>75434882
What's it smell like?
Is there no one who can stop this scourge of the NHL?
>>75434666
>not having malt vinegar and salt on fries
You are missing out my dude
>>75434882
would wear often
w2c?
>>75434900
cigarettes i smoked a lot back then lmao
>>75434618
ketchup and mustard are both staples of hotdogs and burgers here. We also put gravy on stuff, and lots of people use mayo/ranch too
>>75434882
FA/10
how old is that one?
20 minutes till la gloire
A FUCKING FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
>>75434925
Do you not smoke anymore
>>75434907
What is it with Rangers and manlets?
St. Louis
Savard
and now Zuccarello
>>75434843
>cunts about everything and cant take bants at all
That's why they're violent goons.
>>75434438
>maple infused sausages
kek. only in canadia
lmao habs
>price
>>75434968
Just cock prolly
POTVIN SUCKS
>>75434919
>w2c
in a 90's second hand probably
>>75434965
where to cop
>>75434952
'94
>>75434968
yeah, i stopped a couple years back it got expensive and it was killing me anyways
>>75434987
yes
Kek, that Chinese ad is a real estate company for chinks. You Canadians weren't memeing when you said the Chinese are buying up all your land.
>>75434995
Weve also got maple water. I shit you not.
>>75434843
new england at least has prep school bros to balance things out and some semblance of decorum. just listen to howard stern's coverage of the "wing bowl" to hear what the average philly fan is like.
>>75434995
There's maple bacon too.
>>75435021
you can probably find one online somewhere, should i cop this?
that would have been game
RETURN OF THE KING
>>75435072
are you black?
Do Ranger fans throw hats if a player (zooks) gets a hattrick?
>>75435103
im whiter than cottage cheese
>>75435073
yeah
fucking offside
>>75435092
please somebody make a LotR/Lundquist OC
>>75435024
its only a problem in some cities. They've basically made owning a home completely out of the question for anyone who isn't a millionaire in vancouver and toronto. Literally, 1000sq ft shit shacks are going for over $1mil, where in my city that money will get you around 3000-4000sq ft, most likely on a river front property with a large yard, garage, etc
>Radulov
>Weber
kek
>>75435121
then no
>>75435072
what >>75435103
said
>>75435140
true >>75435153
>>75434763
His contract is getting to the point where they could shop him around with only a couple years left as a rental (or even now if Florida needed to fill cap room again or something).
And when I say situational use and refer to some kind of intelligence, I actually mean offensively. Early in his career Girardi had this weird seeing-eye shot and he developed other skills like making carom passes and jumping into the slot at opportune times. But these tendencies were sort of ignored and forgotten because pre-McDonagh he had to shoulder the load with Staal (and Del Zotto was looking like he could quarterback for a while there).
>Remember when AV was even more retarded and used to play Girardi on the PP all the time? I wanted to cry.
Better than that same interlude with Pirri, or inversely his underuse of Stepan.
>>75435136
>chinks buy house to live in a white neighborhood
>becomes all chink
>property value plummets
literally what did they mean by this
>announcer making up excuses for patches now
i'd rather he just scored instead
or byron or anyone else really
>>75435172
Neighborhood cats and dogs start disappearing
Anyone think the rangers are doping? They're playing at another level these last 2 games.
Laughing SO HARD at le Club de hockey Canadien
No pressure by the Habs.
I feel like this is a win for us lads...
>inb4 jinxed it
>rangers playing good defense
cmon you fucks dont screw this up
>>75435168
>Underuse of Stepan
Stepan needs to be traded, Bruh
isn't his FO percentage like 30%
he's the only ranger who isn't hitting and giving it his all
do i smell a W today?
Calling it now. Habs got this.
>>75435286
Rip frog
>>75435228
never underestimate manlet magic
>>75435172
Well you have to remember that Vancouver has a 15% foreign buyer tax on top of that, which costs even more if you're from China. Which has meant shit for them because if you're already throwing money around, that's not enough to deter you.
>if your goalie lets in 2 goals you lose
Nice team you got there montreal
>>75435286
RIP FROG
Rags defense is looking tight out there
Habs keep trying to thread the middle but the rags are keeping them from getting past the blue line, or losing possession
Whereas the rags have entered the habs' zone multiple times with 3-on-2 situations, making full use of the width of the ice.
Not looking good for montreal right now
time for Claude to double shift his checking line to get things going
Why do they play the NFL song?
Snes and Oilels are the only Canadian teams that are worth a damn
Lundquist evolved to LundGod tonight
>>75435210
wasn't he injured in the first game or something?
>>75435228
did you see the last game?
we weren't that great lol
>>75435286
rip frogger
>>75435405
Did you see OT? That was when they probably popped pills.
my dad met Pacioretty in South Florida practicing once
maybe he bribed him
>patches
He better not turn into a Kessel after his trade
this game rn
Refpuck
K R E I D E R
Awful penalty.
>kreider makes a dirty shithead play
wow color me surprised
Kreider derps
New bread when?
>>75435501
dude this happens to me all the time. Even a small hug in full clothes and my dick goeas all rock hard and shit. sucks tbqh :/
Chris "the goalie collider" Kreider
>>75435541
no need
this game is ogre
I dont care about the habs but i want OT
>>75435570
maybe you need to bust nut more often?
I TRIED SO HARD
>>75435168
Fair enough. My point is that he's disgustingly below average and still plays top-2 minutes.
God the Pirri experiment had upside, but man did it fucking drop hard.
>>75435283
I think we can get a better and cheaper player for Step, but your reasoning is stupid. Hitting isn't important, and FOs only matter during PP/PK and some other niche situations. For the most part, the better team will regain possession if they lose the FO.
>>75435570
same. shit sucks.
>>75435283
Can't blame Stepan (and by extension Kreider) for looking lost when AV keeps subbing Zuccarello out of their line. He's only at 30% on faceoffs for the last 5 games, otherwise he's right around the meridian.
>tfw it doesn't matter who wins this series because they'll play another boring team
>>75435392
Usually cause there's NFL players at the game
>>75435613
you think? I mean, I do jack off quite often, but I try not to
>>75435651
I don't know if chicks actually mind, I remeber my ex didn't mind, it only was kinda funny/awkward to her
still, it feels pretty bad
>>75435765
>3DPD
crowd yells USA USA USA
>rags
LETS GO RANGERS
LOLOL SWEEEEEEEEEEEPED
>>75434984
>Rangers and manlets
And don't forget Theo Fleury
really should've taken that outsider pick. and BOS/OTT is a win/win; I'd like OTT to win and my bracket wins if BOS does