/f1/ Formula 1 General - Guessing edition

NO MORE GUESSING GAMES

>>75426634
Four Mule Juan

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Literally impossible

>>75426512
>>75426705
>>75426725
>>75426274

these haven't been solved/confirmed yet btw

>>75426780
Jo NY Her Bert

>>75426780
manlet that got btfo by alonso

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£ 7 2 8, 8 8 2
7
2
8
,
8
8
2

for being a fucking mong and hurting himself.

WTF is wrong with people?

PROTIP: The correct way to deal with legless beggars:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492815598720.webm

>>75426725
Coffee Van Kneeheartkaabachink?

Get rid of these crappy guessing games

>>75426896
based Ted

>>75426956
Rubens Barrichello

could have have left the instrument out and it would still have been easy desu

>>75426956
>Blond hair
>Merc
>2nd
Nico Rosberg?

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>>75426956

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this is easy

This is almost as bad as Reddit spam.

It's just so..... normie.

Disgusting.

>>75426780
>>75426956
>>75426896
>>75427043

fuck off back to reddi t with this shit

>>75427086
>>75427096
spotted the brainlets

>>75426818
was losing those legs part of his plan?

>>75426721
>>75426847
>>75427086
>>75427096
go post frogs on /pol/

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>>75427118
>>75427140

spotted the redditors

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>only autistic mongols are playing this """game"""

>boy injured at Fernando Alonso's karting track in critical condition after his own kart landed on his body
when you try to cum in karts but kart came on you

>>75427129
it would be extremely lucrative

>>75427328
he's a big mong

>>75427377
for you

but seriously he's probably only 3 foot tall now

>>75427283
https://youtu.be/MqObJtGrKaA?t=3m37s

Anyone going to be here for the Indy race tomorrow

>>75427462
Well, either way, he lost both of his feet.

So what's the next part of his master plan?

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If nobody answers this correctly Monger will have a racing career.

>>75427521
Florsch?

Either way, don't you dare let the little cripple have a racing career.

>>75427497
Cashing that check

>>75427567
WITH NO REFUNDS!

>>75427479
this is not the one where Alonso dies m8

>>75427674
damn

>>75426634
>boy injured at Fernando Alonso's karting track in critical condition after his own kart landed on his body


>Spanish kid tires to do a copycat Mong scam
>doesn't realise that Spanish people are all broke
>only gets $8.24

>>75427905
>Alonso can't give money because he would be admitting liability
well, he's fucked

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>nobody is posting and I feel lonely
lemme fix that
>Nick is fat
>Lewlew is an nigger
>Verstappen best driver ever since "White" Choco Senna
>traction control should be allowed again
>Spa should be removed from calendar
>Floersch is ugly
>anime sucks
>schumacher sucks
>F1 doesn't suck

>>75426634
Source for the Alonso story?

>>75428617
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/66xyn2/boy_injured_at_fernando_alonsos_circuit/

>>75428666
what are you even doing on reddit anyway?

>>75428666
>Reddit
blocked, dont post on my tumblr ever again

>>75428704
good for news on certain subjects

>>75428732
not an argument

stop looking on there

>>75428666
Here we see an example of a German cuckold commiting a blasphemous act in many online circles. In the coming minutes he will be shunned by his fellow mongolian basket weavers, for admitting to use Reddit is akin to being a faggot.

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>>75428757
To distract from his failure to appease his peers the German cuckold will proceed to spread his wife's genes by allowing a subhuman coon to perform various sex acts upon her unusually willing body, only further antagonizing his online ICQ amputee insulting forum aquaintances.

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>>75428757

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>>75428666
>satanic trips
>reddit
nice.

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V8supercar and support categories today, all day, at based Phillip Island.

Schedule:
www.supercars.com/2017-wd-40-phillip-island-500-schedule-results/
>currently 9:25am

All day streams: (open in VLC)
http://motorsport-au.hopto.org:8080/
http://motorsport-eu.hopto.org:8080/
http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/

V8 race stream: (should be online later, only during V8supercar race)
www.ustream.tv/channel/lowdidanon

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>Bottas turns faster
>Hamilel catches on straights
Don't know if it's the setup or car, but Hamilton BTFO's Bottas in straights and only straights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFx77CgBu58

>>75430043
>faster on a straight
It's setup

>>75430043
>>75430191

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

>>75430191
Maybe, or maybe he's a shit carbabby that relies on few extra horsepower to get slightly better straight line speed.
If they do such videos in the future we can compare.

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>>75430043
>>75430191
>Faster in the straights
>The only times that HAM made any significate
gains were in corners 5-7 and 11-12

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Try this one guise

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>>75430726
Filename related

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Fucking served

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fug did I ruin the threads again?

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le classic McLaren livery

>>75428533
To be honest I'm trying to wean myself off here for a bit in-between races.

Can Ferrari stay competitive for the season against the mighty budgets of Mercedes and Red Bull?

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>>75430007
Thanks la

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ded

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>>75433484
I'm sorry anon

>ute race on
>tfw no v8 ute
>tfw you will never do skids while moving a fridge

Might as well just use public transport ;_;

>>75433806
You are gonna have a hard time moving a fridge on public transport

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>>75434032

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>>75433693
>tfw no mana

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>>75434073
Now I have to find the Nissan equivalent of Mana.

That has to be a pretty depressing existence.

>>75432147
no

I wanna drive a racecar! VROOM!

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VROOM VROOOM!

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>>75434305
>That has to be a pretty depressing existence.

Could be worse.

>>75434423
>>75434450

>tfw F1 cars no longer vroom
>tfw F1 cars blaaaaaaaaaa

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>>75434459
It had been so long since you last did that.

She looks so qt in Japan.

faurk

>>75434749
>in Japan

>studying to be a weeb in hopes of getting Fred back

>>75434936
It's more like

>Couldn't get any work despite begging on twitter and instagram
>People make fun of her because she was Alonso and she has to take the posts down
>Had a period of reflection/experimenting and finding herself where she may have drifted too far
>Goes back to where she started her career in Japan

Alonso couldn't handle an actual Japanese woman and would park his spaghetti pretty hard.

>open week drivers: tall, handsome, charming
>stock car drivers: ugly, autistic, manlet, fat
Is there a scientific explanation?

>>75435448

One is exclusively American, one is the rest of the world.

Will Red Bulls B spec car be any good?

>>75435952

No.

>>75435952
B-spec + Canada engine is a possible good car.

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So a Brit, a Spaniard, 3 Americans, and a Jap show up at a race.

Andretti's Indy 500 line-up in one photo.
Also Jack Harvey(the Brit) looks like he could take all these guys as if he didn't focus on being low weight.

>>75436654

What retard thinks that filter improves the picture?

>>75436654
I swear half the pictures of Sato are photo shopped to make him look smaller.

He looks like he has been stretched sideways in that one.

is anyone here an actual engineer or are you all uneducated meme-spouting mouthbreathers?

>>75436886

I have a Cray supercomputer and a 1/293 scale windtunnel made out of a desk fan and some toilet paper roll tubes.

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post yfw mysterious indy 500 fatal crash

>>75437402
I have a packet of smokes and live in city that gets pretty windy.

>>75436654
I wanna hug rossi

>>75437550
I have a curtain that blows when I open the window, I contribute to Haas engineering Dept on this basis

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>>75437903

>pic related

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>Nando will never hold you tell and tell you to make big cummies
Why even live

>>75437964
I'm glad these bloody highfalutin "scientists" are starting to answer the real questions.

Only one month until Juan wins Indy

Who else is taking tomorrow off for a 4 day weekend?

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>>75437521
He doesn't drive for Williams.

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>tfw international coverage has started and I don't have to deal with hopto buffering anymore

>>75438654
link?

>F1
>2011
>Red Bull complains after they suffer tyre failure from running more camber than advised by the tyre supplier
>other teams runs within recommendations and don't have a tyre failure
>fans declare Red Bull to be cunts

>V8 Supercar
>2017
>multiple teams complain after they suffer tyre failure from running more camber than advised by the tyre supplier
>Red Bull runs within recommendations and doesn't have a tyre failure
>fans declare Red Bull to be cunts

V8 Supercar fans confirmed as retarded.

>>75438784

Sorry m8, it's from my IPTV service.

Ustream just went live

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lowdidanon

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le mandatory pitstop meme BTFO by safety car

>>75439134

(note lap)

>Will Davison is not ready to return and needed an excuse

>>75438865

The comments on speedcafe and the supercars website were absolute cancer. Based Dutto telling everyone else to harden the fuck up.

>>75438865
You forgot a Wobbler picture or koala gif mate

WHY IS NIKKI LAUDA AT PHILLIP ISLAND?

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>>75439536

Sorry m80.

>>75439708

V8 commentator buzzwords

It's not a mark, it's a
>witness mark

It's not a gap, it's an
>air gap

Still, beats Crofty.

>>75439806
Cromley is the Brundle of V8s, and unironically an excellent commentator

>>75439830

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asm_9HeGjOE

>>75439850
Kek, I remember that.

Can't say it changes my opinion

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HABBENING AGAIN

:DDDDDDDDDDDDd

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>>75440213

>>75435676
just like my videogames

I need a stream to watch random series like that pls

Awwww the T8 cars have matching right rear guards.

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>>75440288

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>>75435676
Holy shit those reflexes are worse than an average city driver.

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>>75440327

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Total newb here. Wtf, in the pits the car lift itself?

DJR gonna spaghetti this championship in penalty points.

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>>75440631

Air jacks.
Watch for the guy with an air hose on the garage side.

>>75440734
Why not in F1?

>>75440821

Weight.

Both in that F1 cars don't want to carry them all race, and that an F1 car is a lot lighter which makes it easier for human powered lifting devices.

>>75440821
>>75440882
they use them in indycar

>>75441205

IndyCar/CART has always had heavier weight limits though.
(mainly because the chassis has to crash in to walls a lot)

Though F1 has caught up a lot in recent yeahs because muh v6 turbo hybrid """""power units""""".

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>>75441324

and 722kg in 2017

>de Silvestro enjoyed wet conditions

How many times per weekend do you suppose Crompton and Skaife are required by contract to throw Simona a bone?

>>75441763

I'd enjoy having a go on Simona's damp track m8.

>>75441763

Also, notice how they haven't said a single word critical of Dunlop?

>>75441865
Noted.

888
8
8

A-fucking-nother one

Fucken love when the Nismorons collect each other. Second meet in a row haha.

>>75442040
Does anyone actually care that Nissan is there?

They're basically never competitive and 4 shit drivers, and the Altima is a bloated Camry

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So...

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>>75442150

...close

>>75442113

>people giving a fuck about the Nissan Altima

http://www.nissan.com.au/Altima

>>75442113

The Kelly Brothers must be making a shit tonne of cash out of it, as they've not been at the point end of the field for nearly 15 years.

I've never seen any marketing or cross promotion from Nissan over here, every other manufacturer has done so previously, even Mercedes and Volvo.

dunlop stock holders must evacuate

>>75442443
>t. Yokohama

>>75427043
>No one got this
2 intelligent for /f1/

Hints:
"To - is human"

Cut the word up in text as well

>>75443340
drunk boat driver

Weight update: 159 kg exactly.
Haven't even shit.
These two days of 250 calories less worked but fuck, it was hard. Well then, crisis averted, back to 1500 calories. I need to lose a bit less than 1 kg a week to stick to the original schedule of 2 years, so I'm good.

If I'm still 159 on wednesday I'll need to rethink the diet. Fingers crossed.

>>75443994
good lad

>>75443994
sorry if this is rude

but, when you are so large, why do you eat?

if you eat just a vitamin and water will you be fine?

Is the contrarian Aussie the one with the chink mother?

>>75444010
>good

Not really.
I lost 11 kg by eating chocolate and meat.
Literally, that's all it is. 500 calories chocolate breakfast, 500ish calories 3 pork skewers for lunch and 500 calories chocolate for dinner.

Every dietician would fucking kill me.
I need to buy some multivitamins, really.
Well, not like I'm doing anything worse to my body than what I did before. If anything, it's better. Before it was junk food + sweets in large amounts now it's food + sweets in small amounts. I think my body can handle another 2 years.

>>75444043
Of course not, you need to eat no matter how fat you are.

>>75443994

"/sp/ - sports"

If you want to blog about your diet, go to Facebook.

>>75444043
>asians are smart
>'do fat people need to eat?'
Meme debunked!

>>75444068
No, I was the one that originally called him a contrarian I think.

And he keeps on calling me a bogan, and I keep pointing out that i'm half chink and upper-middle class etc.

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>>75444099
>And he keeps on calling me a bogan, and I keep pointing out that i'm half chink and upper-middle class etc.

>implying Asians can't be bogans
>implying cashed up bogans don't exist

>>75444071
>you need to eat no matter how fat you are
Risking to lose some weight otherwise, aye? Alain Bombard would laugh at your face.

>>75444099
I don't know why there is that belief. Our schools are very bad

but I used google and found this
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/

>>75444071
>Of course not, you need to eat no matter how fat you are.
You need to eat to function properly etc, but you could probably last longer than most people without eating if you had nutrients. Doesn't the body begin to break itself down when you are starving? There is a lot more of you to break down compared to most people.

I'm not recommending that approach, just saying.

>>75444106
And he posts this, even though bogans are white, that's part of the whole stereotype.

He seems to use bogan as people use hipster; a catchall term for things he doesn't like.

It's a bit embarrassing, because most people get over the cultural cringe, but he hasn't at all, and he seems to hold it stronger then most.

>>75444129
Yeah, I would probably last longer in starvation conditions. I think you still need water no matter what. I could probably last a few weeks without food.

It's very bad on the body though, I decided to go slow and steady with the diet. Literally everyone told me it's better that way.

>>75444068

Are you /pol/ German, and want confirmation of your racist narrative?

>"hurr hurr he isn't an australian patriot because his mother isn't Australian"

>>75444152
>bogans are white

HAHAHAHAHA hamstering this hard.

Some of the biggest bogans I've ever know have been Asians and fobs.

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>>75444157
actually I'm the German reddit poster

>>75444182

>implying /pol/ users aren't obsessed with Reddit

>>75444157
>Grandpa was a solider in WW2
>was in the Japanese occupation force
>married a Jap woman
>=Mum
It's actually his fault 2bqh

>>75444181
>He seems to use bogan as people use hipster; a catchall term for things he doesn't like
>'Asians and fobs are bogan'
Seems you're a bit racist lad. Pretty bogan attitude there tho, maybe you're the bogan! :DDD

>>75444182

What's so bad with reddit anyway.
Personally, I don't get it.
I don't get their layout.
I don't like the upvote system either.

Here, we have complete freedom of speech. Anonymous too.
But that mostly results in everyone being a dick to each other.
Maybe too much freedom is a mistake.

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>>75444215
>What's so bad with reddit anyway
dey took 'er meems!

>>75444181
The term bogan is a derogatory Australian and New Zealand slang word used to describe a person whose speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplify values and behaviour considered unrefined or unsophisticated.

That being said i would call a bogan a pasty white guy with a mullet and terrible sideburns that wear skinny jeans and black *insert band here* shirts. They tent to drink the cheapest bourbon they can get their hands on too. They car is matt black with pealing paint and the blast rock music out of their cracking and on the verge of breaking speakers.

>>75444215
reddit has a good layout and system for news, I use it for sports news but no matter the subreddit the community is absolute cancer

>>75444181
>Some of the biggest bogans I've ever know have been Asians and fobs


>>75444211
>'Asians and fobs are bogan'
>Seems you're a bit racist lad.


Wow, you actually made up a fake quote, then made your counter-argument against that. How embarrassing.
If you need to make up things I said to make a counter-argument, then obviously you have no counter-argument to things I actually did say.

Looks like I win again.
Thank you for playing.

>>75444231

Well, that's true.
I remember when trollface, rage comics and forever alone was "our" thing. Now it has become a normie cancerous tumor.

I've been here too long.

>>75444232
>cheapest bourbon
that or Bundy rum

>>75444243
>Looks like I win again.
You didn't tho, because I'm not bogan

>>75444255
thats long past normie now, those memes have been forgotten for the last 3-4 years

>>75444258
>You didn't tho, because I'm not bogan
You are. Every auscunt is a bogan.

anyone who claims they aren't are in denial.

>>75444255
Perhaps it's because we don't do them anymore, and the format has changed, but imo all of that stuff isn't the same as what it was when it was done here, especially rage comics.

another day with two laygs

that hawthorn vs west coast game reminded me of the Hamilton vs Rosberg "fight" in 2015

Hawks are hamilton, iggs are Rosberg.

The kid that crashed in Alonso's circuit died this morning according to Marca

http://www.marca.com/motor/2017/04/23/58fc7452e5fdeaee628b45c7.html

>>75444430
Any videos?

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>>75444255
>normie cancerous tumor
They are dead. They only live in the darkest corners of our reaction folders.

>>75444430
well he's not English so most the media won't care


F

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When did he become so JUST?
Did it start in 2012/2013 or already in 2007?

>>75444351
glorious isn't it? I think I'll cycle down to the shops

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>>75444487
>implying anyone who isn't English matters

Can the guys whose riddles weren't solved please give out the results?

>>75444636
a towel, plastic cup, 4 toes and an oven mitt

>>75444636
link them

>>75444681


>>75426512
>>75426705
>>75426725
>>75426274

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A hint if you need it:
>the least deserving WDC in F1 history

>>75426274
Kek'd very hard at this

>>75426725
This one was Joe Van Knee Love Hajj Chi

>>75444761
Gimi :DDDDD

>>75444683
well I think mine is pretty damn obvious

>>75444989
t. every riddle maker ever

Nurburgring 24hr qualifying race livestream

http://www.24h-rennen.de/live-timing-ticker/

http://www.nuerburgring.de/en/events-tickets/automobile/adac-qualifying-race-24h.html

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I have decided I'm going to leave 4chan completely, at least for a while. I want to be alone.

As I have mentioned I'm feeling depressed, in fact, very fucking depressed and this site with all the crazy inane hate and negativity is making it worse. I decided maybe, after years, it's time to finally go, leave the abusive home, move on. As Bilbo said, I don't expect I shall return. But you never know.

For most of you, the fat fuck is fucking off.
For the few that care, I will continue the diet and continue to struggle.

Goodbye.

>>75445010
>Thu 16 Mar 2017 22:07:48

>>75445010
Real Australian hours or whatever?

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Reminder that Pat is a wanker but doing a pretty good job at Sky

Best stream for this meme 6hr race https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9MhOw6Dp0s

>>75445018
>Thicc nick couldn't even make it a month

>>75445010
>falling for Nicks clever ruse
you probably think he's actually fat too

>>75445007
since you got James Bond digits I'll tell you
Lance Stroll

>>75445008
Before anyone asks, no Toyota haven't sent Mana to the quali race but she will be at the full 24hr race.

>>75435448
>verstappen
>handsome

>>75445096
for how much will she sleep with me?

>>75444106
lol mad chinaman

>>75445272
You're a foreigner so probably nothing.

If you do can you record a video?

I have also always been a Button fan, from when I started watching properly, maybe 13 years ago. Everything you described in your post, how you feel about the possibility of him leaving, the tentativeness at the end of the 08 season up to when he went with brawn, when he won the campionship. I feel exactly the same and felt exactly the same.

I also remember when he got signed with McLaren alongside Hamilton, I was so SO pleased having a all British team, and then finding out that there would be an all German team in Mercedes, Schumacher and Rosberg (the old enemy :P), I was so excited for that season for the Anglo-German shoot out.

My favourite memory of him has to be Canada 2011, I remember watching the race, and it got to that point of the day where I was going to the pub with some mates because of all the rain delays. When we got to the pub the race was on and it had just restarted, everyone I was with had no interest in it and were chatting away.... but not me, I was absolutely glued to that screen, couldn't take my eyes off of it. then that final lap, Jenson closing on Sebastian, I think I was so close to the edge of my seat I was hovering. And then it happened Vettel made that mistake, that fateful, glorious mistake. It was absolutely beautiful. I jumped and shouted in this quiet country pub accidentally throwing my pint over the guy next to me, I was just ecstatic, overjoyed, thrilled. Truly a magical moment in my life

Its one of the few defining moments that I can remember watching F1. Its gonna stick with me forever.

I am very sad that we are at a point where Jenson may not be driving next year, I don't know what to do really.

I keep thinking he may not be going, but then I tell myself I am saying that just because i am a fan. But then again, crazier things have happened in F1.

>>75445390
RELENTLESS post.

>>75445328
be careful

the girls who will sleep with all foreigners are not the girl who foreigners like

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>>75445390
This will be the 6th time we have posted this, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

>>75445423

Just you wait for Monaco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpUQY-zoFnE

>you now remember charming 2007 lewis hamilton

>>75445451
Honda will pull a Stoffel and not even put him on the grid. He will bang 1 hooker for every lap completed, and pay 1 hooker for every lap completed by amd amx. Win win.

>>75445427
Not all of us are weebs that want a Domesticated girl, Kamui

I'm down for some slutty gal

With all the horrible feelings we are all experiencing right now, I thought it would be a good time to try to shift the focus elsewhere

I would like to discuss Jenson Button. I have been a big fan of JB throughout his career. He is a great all around driver, he reminds me of Alonso. I admit he is not as good as Alonso but he has many of his qualities. Like Alonso he doesnt qualify great but he shines on Sunday.

The rain this weekend shows JB has still got it. It's unfair to say he is not quick, the problem is the piece of shit car. I have no doubt if he was in the Mercedes he would be equaling or very close to Hamilton and Rosberg. Today's race in the wet shows that when the car doesnt matter, JB has the pace.

What really drives me nuts is he has scored about double the points of his teamate. Yet KMAG is likely to stay and JB go. I dont want to shit on KMAG because I think he is a good New driver but he is no JB. Mclaren should get a smaller team to take KMAG for a couple years while they race JB and Alonso, then bring KMAG back. I am sure they can work out some kind of contract with options with a smaller team for KMAG.

Jenson was competing with Lewis in 2012 when he had a good car. 2013 car was shit and so is this year, yet Mclaren want to say he is not quick because of the shit car? They could use his experience with the Honda. Which brings up another point, how could Honda not want JB? Honda knows JB well, and he won a WDC with their engine Correction: Chassis in what was basically their team. Are they mad that he won under the Brawn name and not theirs? I doubt it as it wasnt his fault they pulled out.

Lastly, can anyone see him moving down like Massa did? I am not sure he would consider a Sauber or Force India drive, but something tells me he wants to stay in F1 regardless.

Personally I would love to see what JB could do next to Alonso in a Honda powered Mclaren. Here is to hoping he can get a 2 year deal and finish his career at Mclaren.

>>75445553
is this copy pasta?

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>>75445390
>>75445553
delet this plz

>>75445565
It's probably posts from reddit

>>75444289
I'm a migrant here from Pakistan. I am not a bogan.

>>75445427
I like Mana though. She does make it quite clear how much she loves the world, wanted study abroad, go to Africa for volunteer work.

Can't help but feel she would put out if a half decent looking foreigner asked her

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>>75445590
Are you one of those people who get caught by Border Force at the airport with hidden maggot infested goat heads and then complain about racism when they don't let you take it into the country?

>>75445565
>>75445584
Reddit is actually an elaborate ironic joke

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>>75444683
Hope I'm not too late for the riddles

>>75445698
Rho NY Pea Tear Sun

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>>75444430
So why go-karts don't have a roll cage like pic related?

Is it really that expensive or heavy to weld some steel pipes so pilots don't get crushed if the kar rolls over?

>>75445635
no I am an environmental engineer

When will Alonsos suffering end?

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>>75445774

>>75446027

Hopefully never.

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>>75446027
when they bury him in the ground

>>75428666
>Reddit
Fuck off Muhammad

>>75445809
is flipping karts really that common that it's worth raising its center of mass and making it more likely to flip?

>>75445809
>too heavy
>too complicated
>too expensive
>increases centre of gravity
>aesthetically poor

>>75446027
As soon as he leaves F1

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>Alonso JUSTing Zak Brown

Alonso, always the man to shit on his own team.

What an ego maniac talking about driving his best races yet retiring the car just because he got overtaken by other backmarkers.

Why on earth did McLaren take him back?

>>75446638
>why on Earth did McLaren take him back?
Desperation for any kind of relevance

>>75446638
they believed the

>alonso is the best driver on the grid

meme

>>75446395
>Zak Brown (born November 7, 1971) is an American businessman and former professional racing driver, currently residing in London, England. Brown is currently the Executive Director of McLaren Technology Group. He is the founder and CEO of Just Marketing International (JMI), the world’s largest motorsport marketing agency.

>JUST Marketing

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>>75445010

>try to leave
>realize I have nobody to talk to about my interests
>get extremely lonely
>come back

And that's how that went.
I'm still trying to leave 4chan actually, it's too negative, way too fucking negative and hostile for no reason. The problem is I don't fit in on normie sites either, I don't know what to do. I really don't know where to go.

>>75448577
you belong here

now stop being a little pussy, harden up and start slinging shit at turkroaches like any self-respecting greek should be doing

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>>75448577
>I really don't know where to go
the gym

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>>75448577
stay here

stop being such a coward and embrace your destiny

and pay your fucking debts while you're there

Is the Bahamas poster gone? Haven't seen him in a while here.

>>75448891
he's still here

sadly

>>75448622
>>75448735

I can't say it's all bad here.
I like being anonymous (except for this single general where I fucked up and got an "identity").
I also like my freedom of speech. Someone writes some stupid bullshit? You can call him what he is, a fucking retard. Do that on any other site and BOOM, you're banned. Insult niggers, jews? Banned. Maybe prison if you're britbong and you say it on twitter or something.

I also like that it's fast, I don't have to wait hours or days for a reply.

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Please excuse the ramblings of a middle aged man, waving good bye to some of the last of the good ol days. I just watched the good-bye video with DC.

I think it means more to me as I've met and had a chat with JB, in Montreal the night before the race in 2011.

We were having dinner with some of my dads friends in the same hotel the McLaren boys were staying at and Jens was with his mechanics off in the corner. I approached sheepishly and quickly said best of luck in the race and turned away, he stopped me as I was leaving. He was genuine. He asked me what I do for work, then we started chatting cars when I told him I was a mechanic at the time. He was actually interested in my opinions. This made me relax and it really felt like two dudes just talking cars. This went on for some minutes. I didn't ask him for an autograph or got all gooey about it. He asked my name, shook my hand, I wished him all the luck in the race and that was that. He sincerely thanked me for the wishes and we went back to our business.

To put it in the Queens best, he's a damn decent bloke. Humble and thankful to be there. I will miss him greatly.

>>75445698
I get the Peterson bit but not the ronnie???

>>75448948
>(except for this single general where I fucked up and got an "identity")
You don't have an identity.. you ARE a meme here, Nick. That certainly is quite an achievement.

>>75449069
P thing = rho
city = NY

>>75449097

Yes, I guess I'm a minor meme on a general on /sp/. Thank god it's contained here. It's weird, you get all these replies and different emotions. Most of them insult you or tell you to fuck off, others support and defend you. I think most don't give a shit.

All this shit started because the thread went offtopic at some point when there was no f1 action on so I said fuck it, might as well post my problems. Then it got out of hand. People kept feeding me replies and I got addicted I guess.

>>75449305
>Yes, I guess I'm a minor meme on a general on /sp/. Thank god it's contained here.
just wait until you line up in goal for /sp/ in the summer cup.

>>75449305
Those sweet (You)'s are a hell of a drug indeed

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>>75449305

>>75449098
oh yeah

thanks matey

>>75449098
This is /sp/arta!

stay and shine on, you crazy Greek bastard you

>>75449675
oh fuck my retardation
>>75449305

>>75449305
Gee, imagine if someone had screenshots of all your fatposts and sends them to that Best of 4chan twitter account and started posting them in YLYL threads all over /b/ and /pol/

https://twitter.com/4chansbest

>>75449704
thanks for the (You) though

>>75449711
just imagine if someone admitted to using reddit

>>75449711
Ah, I'm not the only one capping everything to nail the fat bastard some day.

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>>75449305
still better to be the fat guy than a black hamilton fan

>>75449305
>>75449866

Who is Nick a fan of anyway?

>>75449905

Ferrari fan.
As a 1996 kid, my first memories of F1 are the iconic red car and schumacher.
Still the first thing I think of when I think of F1.
I like Vettel and Kimi.
Feel bad for Alonso and Mclaren.

>>75450137
Nobody gives a fuck about you fat piece of shit

Serious question, who is /f1/'s favorite non f1 driver?

>>75450299
McLaughlin

>>75450299

Lotterer desu

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>>75450299

>>75450341
well he did a lap or so

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>>75450299
Walter "Gott persönlich" "Der Ficker" Röhrl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8nKhhMJtvc

>>75450383

Well, he didn't said "never raced/drove an f1"

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>>75450299

Jim Hurtubise

>>75450299
Ferando Alonso

Post anthems you'd like to hear on an F1 podium.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P15iiLJIrU

>>75450299
Rossi, Loeb and Lopez

>>75450748
not even memeing, the anthem is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DPqNHkm1bM

>>75450748
Also Japan, last time it was heard was here for honda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuQZKBPeSY

>>75450234
>someone literally asks
>"Nobody gives a fuck about you"

You're not very bright are you?
Do you even know to peel your bananas before you eat them, favela monkey?

>>75449044
>I met Jenson and he didn't spit on my face and call me a waste of oxygen, what a guy

>>75451167
Do you even know what a Banana is?

>>75451167
>landwhale
>talking about healthy food

>>75449848
>nail the fat bastard some day
if you want to have sex with Nick just ask him, don't be shy

>>75451192

Yeah, the thing you shove up your ass every other night.

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>>75451157
that sounds epic

anyways, I'm astonished you brainlets STILL haven't solved my puzzle, which I improved a bit now.
The clues are in this thread somewhere

>>75451319
At least I can see my own dick whilst I jack-off.

>>75451382

I can too because I don't have a micropenis, unlike you.

>>75451456
That fold of fat isn't a dick, you can't even reach your own dick so don't kid yourself about being able to see it.

For fuck sakes, just ignore the le diet meme attention whore.

>>75451325
De Niro's halfbreed son makes it really confusing

>>75451515

I bet my "fold of fat" is bigger than yours, dicklet.

>>75451628
>y-you have a s-s-small p-p-penis
I'd have to go to America to find someone with a bigger set of flab rolls than you. Can you even look down with all of those chins you have?

It's always a Lamborghini...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItuKfzEtHpU

>>75451696
it was the Bentley that caused it though.

>>75451696
>standing starts are more dangero-

>>75450299
Buemi, Ekström and Heidfeld

>>75451783
2 of those were F1 drivers, Hans.

>>75451810
I'm the guy who posted >>75450383 but then Giovanni said >>75450427

>>75451851
>trusting Italians
You should know better.

>>75450299
Gabriele Tarquini
yes, he's still in the business

>>75449305
>People kept feeding me
>I got addicted
Story of your life, eh Nick? :^)