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UFC fight night starts in 90 mins
6:30 pm EST
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seriously, rate
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THE POWER OF IRELAND ON MY LEFT
THE POWER OF RUSSIA ON MY RIGHT
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
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>no, its conor. conor. in the third.
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JON JONES
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BIGGER FANBASE
BIGGER FUNERAL
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DEWBT ME NOW
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>>75426682
>racist gay mexican
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>>75426631
Lobov GOAT ,
Aluminium Perry
what more can you ask for
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/Heem/ Discord edition
https://discord.gg/D3WZymr
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L O B O V
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>>75426631
SHIT THREAD, but ill use it because you told me the bong
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>>75426701
>racist brazillian
>racist serb
makes me think
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>>75426652
Looks like my grandma did 10 years ago
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Fuck Artem. Cub's been my boy since like 2010 when I used to watch WEC reruns on VS.
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>>75426727
Why do they wear those retard-esque glasses
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Good Thread
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Who /badboys/ here?
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>>75426757
>I can look as dumb as I want because I have money to waste
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>>75426737
tolerance is a first world privilege
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>>75426766
"I-I was sleeping"
"Heh heh, yeah. I told her I had a shotgun. It was just a prank."
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Artem has only lost to grapplers
Cub isn't a grappler
All your money on Artem by KO
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LITTLE RUSSIAN ARMS
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PLEASE JON, GIMME THAT SUCC
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>>75426743
>Stipe
>taken down by Reem
>not getting wrestlefucked by DC
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>>75426776
Does No Daddy even have that much money yo waste ?
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truth 100 100
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>>75426727
why does he paint his beard on? does he think he's hollywood hulk hogan
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Swanson isn't going to beat Artem in stand up.
If Artem TDD is as good as Conor's he'll be fine
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>>75426798
I'M NOT YELLIN', I'M TALKIN CUUUUUUUZZZZZ
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if p4p rankings included equalized arm length, artem would be top 10
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Why haven't any fighters ever walked out to choir/orchestra music like the opening part of the UFC theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um__bN7ZRTM
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>>75426871
twink detected
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>>75426652
her pinky toe looks like a penis
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Iaquinta hasnt fought in 2 years and hes taking on Sanchez who never gets tired and has been gifted many decisions..
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Hmm
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>>75426930
Korean Zombie
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SMART MONEY COMING IN ON ARTEM
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>>75426922
Hungry man thinks about bread
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is anyone unironically anticipating an artem win or are you just memeing on picksgoof?
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49-1
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SUCC
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50-0
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>>75427009
what is this haircut called? what do i tell my barber so i can get this
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Swanson vs Lobov
Iaquinta vs Sanchez
Saint Preux vs Rogério de Lima
Dodson vs Wineland
Lauzon vs Ray
Perry vs Ellenberger
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>Armlet Lobov, g-get it?
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>>75427042
buzz cut fade
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>>75427042
The JON JONES
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>>75426652
gf/10.
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>>75427036
49-1
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>>75427009
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>>75427042
The batman symbol
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>>75426854
Switch misha and artem.
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>>75427044
Could you add Iaquinta to my flag? Totally sperged out back then
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>artem is taller than cub
what did he mean by this?
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>>75426930
That fight is going to a decision. Laquinta will win if he doesn't do anything stupid and brawl.
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>>75426854
patrician and contrarian should be reversed. Otherwise I agree. Russki powah xD lel
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>>75427044
Swanson
Iaquinta
OSP
Dodson
Ray
Perry
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I will get that succ Jon, believe that!
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>>75427122
just redo it with the same pic and i'll replace it
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>>75426854
Cirkunov isn't russian spergy
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>>75427132
Artem is more torso than man. He's also got a big head.
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WBC super featherweight champion(130lbs)
WBC lightweight champion(135lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion(140lbs)
IBF welterweight champion(147lbs)
WBC welterweight champion(2×)
WBC light middleweight champion(154lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
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>>75426685
>>75426685
>>75426685
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>>75427206
hes close enough ivan, dont get triggered now
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Is it a decent card lids?
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>>75427208
Misha is the true patrician pick. Most of the faggots picking artem probably haven't even seen misha.
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>>75427247
his arms barely reach his waist holy fuck
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>>75427266
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>>75427250
Latvia =/= Russia
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>>75427206
its like saying a aussie and a burger are not the same. Both the same fucking assholes in my book
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Sup Jon?
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>>75427273
Its full of memes. A lot of potential in this card.
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>>75427200
>>75427044
Swanson
Iaquinta
Lima
Wineland
Ray
Platinum
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>>75427305
He was born in Soviet Union tho
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>>75427341
I like memes.
And Cub Swanson's my boy.
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>>75427374
>>75427313
He's not Russian
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>>75427371
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>>75426854
Emelyanenko is hohol/ukrainian. Lolbov is ossetian
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I can see Cub vs. Artem going the same way Stipe vs. Hunt went.
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>>75427305
do you know what close enough implies?
his name sounds russian to me, maybe he's a heritage fag.
I was joking anyway, way to ruin my fun assface >:[
>>75427349
help
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>>75427044
Swanson
Iaquinta
Saint Preux
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry
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Jon
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>>75427305
Good enough. If misha can get a title shot they'll push him as a ruskie like they did with khabib.
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>>75427403
He's more Russian than Cain is Mexican
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>>75427374
So he's Soviet, not Russian.
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what channel is it on TV?
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Reminder that Artem has an advanced degree in finance and makes $3 million a year in passive income and only fights for fun and to test himself. He has a tested IQ of 147 and is a member of Mensa. You masturbate to anime and live in your mom's house and are unemployed and poor.
Go ahead and Google Artem's background if you don't believe me.
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>>75427474
kek
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>>75427341
Cirkunov is russian/belorussian surname. Latvia have russian minority
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>>75426679
the legends platinium perry
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>>75427408
> Lolbov is ossetian
Doesnt look and speak like a churka though. Got any source on that?
Also Fedor identifies more as a Russian than a hohol I bet.
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>>75427448
He is more Canadian than he is Russian
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I think we can all agree on Misha being a slavic lhw demigod with latvian-canadian citizenship.
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Do Bronx
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when will DC stop ducking big lenny?
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what was his name again?
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tyron woodley is the ww GOAT
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John
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>>75427371
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug conner will make up his own promotion and he will make more money than the ufc and and wee pu together in the
whole world fuck off
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cub is braindead after his last fight
Pyrrhic victory
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>>75427570
we /snackznhoes/ now
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>>75427532
I don't consider Leafland to be a real country to be honest with you
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I'm so fucking hyped for platinum perry
holy shit
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>>75427597
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>>75427609
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You guys realize that Platidumb got bootyblasted by a sub top 20 fighter within the past year, right?
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>>75427604
le cub has no chin now meme
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Give me an example of a:
>good fighter but shitty person
And
>shit fighter but a good person
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>>75427621
He's gonna lose
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>>75427621
KEEP SMILIN BOY
ITS MY TIME
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>>75427643
so what, Lelenberger has been on the decline for several years now
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>>75427648
khabib
khalil
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Jonathon "Bones" Jones
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>>75427648
Right here my man, This is all you need
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>>75427650
I don't think so... he got exposed last fight and this is make or break fight for him, plus elleneburger is past his prime. perry is going to eat him alive.
>>75427653
haha. dudes a character for sure.
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>>75427675
dj khalil is in ufc???
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Kevin Lee
Diego Sanchez
>>75427648
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>>75427680
Oh shit, i thought it was jon jones from the thumbnail.
Well jon jones and Sage
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>>75427643
Ellenberger got TKO'd by the fence in his last fight
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>>75427680
ngannou is neither a shitty person or shitty fighter.
gtfo my heem
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>>75427723
>>75427725
My mistake lad
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>>75427680
Sage is the shit fighter? I guess Ngannou is a shitty person compared to Sage
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>>75427647
>it's nbd that a guy took a ludicrous amount of damage his last fight
k hollywood
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>>75427641
you thought the whale hunt was over boy ?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>75427719
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>One succ, one succ
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>>75427739
okkai, apology assepteed, dont duit again
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>>75427745
Le 1 war means fighter is shit after forever
Inb4 rory
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Anyone else can't join the discord?
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Lelenberger is going to schaub his pants when he gets KO'd tonight
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>>75427648
jon jones
daniel DC "daniel cormier" cormier
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>>75427833
fuck discord
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>mfw they announce the next cormier and woodley fights tonight
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>>75427648
You know who is who
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Hey pussy, are you still here?
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>>75427826
cub had a lot of miles on him before that fight
he's a lot more talented im just finding reasons for artem to win
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>>75427865
That's shit fighter and person vs good fighter and person, though.
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>>75426737
what did u say u fucking cracker
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Formula for UFC success
>black
>wrestler
>overhand right
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>>75427872
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>>75427648
>good fighter but shitty person
Jon Jones
>shit fighter but a good person
DC
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>>75427890
gsp is a duck, quack quack boy
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>>75426737
>burger
Really fires up the neurons.
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>>75427833
Try this
https://discord.gg/4egFxjf
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>>75427854
who would they even match woodley up with?
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>>75427899
>diazed too gassed and hobbled to even do anything about it
kek
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>>75427910
>>shit fighter
>DC
Um....
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>Cub sustained heavy, career altering damage in his last fight
The fuck fight were you goofs watching? Cub schooled Jimmy Korea in a 3 round striking match that he decisively won every round in.
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>>75427890
>tapped to strikes
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>>75427927
I have no idea, woodley did basically confirm he's on that card.
maybe diaz grew some nuts
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>>75427927
Nick Diaz
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>>75427937
>deathofmw.webm
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>>75427933
hello daniel
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>>75427920
there you are, did you eat today? everything okay?
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>>75427648
Kevin Lee
Khalil Rountree
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>>75427994
Hello Crumble
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>>75427927
Pretty sure they're gonna wait to see if Masvidal gets past Maia
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>>75427927
Maia?
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>>75427995
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>>75428011
kek
>>75428017
he's already booked on that stacked stipe card
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>>75427927
Woodley Vs. Thompson 3
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>>75427933
everything is realtive. There is no real shit fighter in the UFC (except maybe CM Punk) if you compare them to a "regular" person who trains MMA.
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>>75428044
ah shit I forgot about that
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>>75428048
FUCK OFF
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>>75427999
>so rekt he reduces to shitposting
>mentions me out of nowhere
Charge me rent, bud.
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not so fast stipe
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>>75428089
Why are Irish all cokeheads now? Is it the jew like noses?
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>>75428048
I would unironically watch and bet on wonderboy again
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>>75428053
Woops wrong image ;)
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>>75428112
>they literally don't get within 8 feet of each other until the last ten seconds of the fifth where Woodley rushes and scores a knockdown
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>>75428112
>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ext time
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Why are black people so dominant in MMA?
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>>75428112
>bet on wonderboy again
you really like losing money dont you? wonderboy hasn't shown anything that indicates he can beat tyron
move on to your next "boy" already lmao
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>>75428112
>THIS TIME I'll let myself go man
He was saying through all the buildup and we got a staring contest
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>>75428192
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>>75428209
He was even more timid at 209 than at 205. What a disappointment.
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>>75428192
Better genetics
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>>75428112
>tfw made that mistake two times
Fuck that lanky cracker motherfucker
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>>75428194
Thats not how boys work. Always bet on your boy even if hes going to lose
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>>75428214
>>75428209
>>75428194
>>75428161
>>75428151
>t. De'marius Kang III
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>>75428260
>wonderboi will win next time for sure you just wait and see
HOWLING
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Are you guys ready for russian hammer?
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>>75428260
Come on man I thought Wonderboy won the 2nd fight but a 3rd?
>Teeps you
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>th-that was luck!!! hendricks will humble him
>hendricks didnt make weight but woodley is still a nigger!
>a-affirmative action! muh blood orc will kick his ass
>whatever, r-robbie was deleted anyway, based southern wonderboi will lynch him
>n-next time
>m-maia
>I mean m-masvidal
>n-no wonderboi! he will l-let his hands go this time!!!
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Lobov 1st round KO
Mark my words
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>>75428294
Right hand hammer, left hand sickle.
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>>75427044
Swanson Submission Round 2
Iaquinta Decision
St. Preux Decision
Dodson Decision
Ray Decision
Perry KO/TKO Round 2
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will logoat drop his patented hammer bomb tonight?
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>>75428349
>Wonderboy won the 2nd fight
oh for sure, I have no idea how they didn't stop it here, woodley must've felt the strikes for weeks after
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>>75428351
>lost to Rory Macdonald.
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>>75428355
If Cub has a braincell he will take Artem down within a minute
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>>75428416
Big John slacking off BIG TIME
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>>75428349
I actually believe wondermeme is capable of beating woodley. I'd watch a third fight but not immediately
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>>75428437
>rory bachnedoland
roiders dont count
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>>75428351
>losing to jake shields
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>>75428437
who lost to robbie lawler who tyron beat in the first round
tyron would put rory to sleep if they fought today
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>>75428416
Holy shit stop the fight wtf i hate big john now
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>>75428464
maybe if jabs are forbidden lmao
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>>75428461
another roider, keep trying
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>>75428444
If Cub had any brain cells left he wouldn't be fighting Artem Lobov
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>>75428479
oh yeah cuz wonderboy's jabs and "slick striking" were absolutely devastating lmao
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9 bings
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>>75428513
top kek
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>>75428461
No shame in losing a split decision to Jake Shields
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>>75428513
how is this relevant to woodley vs. macdonald?
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>>75428489
t. uninformed fightfan
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>>75428553
steroids
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>>75428542
Can you make them delay it a bit senpai? Bit busy
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>>75428603
the prelims are all shit anyway don't worry about it
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>>75428551
>no shame in a loss
You will never make it, kid.
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>>75428627
No shame in losing to a guy like Jake Shields casual.
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>>75428551
no but there is shame in getting boxed up by Jake Shields
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>>75428619
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>>75428616
bottom looks pretty good
there's no point in putting a picture of a girl with the food if there's no bunda in it tho
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>>75428192
LOnger penis do you better better fighter
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>>75428656
Ref is like, "If he dies he dies"
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>>75428616
post one with some canadian ketchup cake and a really big alberta farm bitch
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HAPPENNING REV UP YOUR FIGHT PASS ACCOUNTS
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>>75428711
this
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WE
ARE
LIVE
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>>75428716
good goy
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>>75428716
alternatively
http://sportival.net/ufc-hd-live-stream/
>>
https://discord.gg/ZNJdQTV
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Artem via standing Hammerfist KO
Screen cap this!!!!
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>>75428735
Fight pass is great value goofball. Support the fighters.
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>>75428738
unfortunately you can't post like that on /heem/
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Nashville looks like my kind of town
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>>75428733
isn't masvidal cuban
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TODD COMFIRMED
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>>75428753
What town
>>
>>75428760
GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!!!!
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Artem wins
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>>75428767
HOLY SMOKES!!!
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>>75428752
but i just did
>>
Who is in commentary?
Stann and Grisham?
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Artem Round 1 KO.
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SHOOK HIM OFF LIKE A SLIP 'N SLIDE
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>>75427044
Swanson
Iaquinta
Saint Preux
Dodson
Ray
Ellenberger
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is bengo skib fighting tonight?
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Sandoval looks like an angry manlet
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>>75427044
Swanson
Sanchez
Saint Preux
Dodson
Lauzon
Ellenberger
>>
Is that Bucholz in Sandals corner?
>>
>>75428892
Yeah he trains at TAM I think
>>
Isn't Kavanagh Artem's coach?
And he's not going to be in his corner?
>>
>>75428892
yeah, he's the head coach at TAM
>>
PLATINUM MENTIONED
>>
GET OUTTA THERE TRAVIS
>>
>monkey style
>>
>70" reach at 125
Holy shit wtf?
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>>75427044
Swanson
Iaquinta
St Preux
Dodson
Ray
Perry
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MATT SCHNELL MORE LIKE BAD SMELL LMAO
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>Hector
>Kid Alex
what did he mean by this?
>>
>5'2
>>
>todd grisham
kill me now
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>>75428901
He has to go shill his book, no time for artem
>>
How can anyone be 5'2?
What the fuck how is that possible?
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whats worse
>being average height but so shit you have to fight at manlet weight
>being a good manlet
>>
>A monkey style fighter
Really makes you ponder.
>>
Headkick KO incoming
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>>75428945
He's the best color commentator in the ufc currently
>>
I unironically love flyweight lads
>>
>>75428964
Really doodles my noodle
>>
>>75428956
Anything is better than being a manlet. You only fight for 7-10 years. Manlet is forever.
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based alpha manlet
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That manlet speed
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>5'2
>flying knee
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>When his height starts with 5
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>>75429014
CUTE!!!
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This fucking manlet
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HEEM SLEEPY
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
HEEM
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sandoval is based, another prodigy from goatest of all time coach justin bukoltz
>>
What a start to the night!
>>
dat manlet strength
>>
lmao
>>
Genuinely thought he'd knock himself out
He looked like he planted his head straight into the mat
HEEM SLEEPT WTF FROM WHERE
>>
ZERO TO HERO JUST LIKE THAT
>>
WHAT A FIGHT
>>
HEEEEEEEEEM
HAHAHHA
THIS MEME CARD
>>
BASED MANLETS
>>
THAT WAS AMAZING
GLAD I DIDNT SKIP OUT
>>
TEAM ALPHA MALE
GOATSSSS
FUCK ALL DE REST
>>
How can anyone take this division seriously lmaoooo
They are so tiny!
>>
>2018
>not being a based manlet
Feel bad for the nonmanlets
>>
MANLETS ARE THE STRONGEST RACE
>>
lmao wut??? shittiest chin ever
>>
>5'2
jesus
>>
>Go to shitpost about the guillotine escape
>sudden heem
wtffffff lads
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>zero to hero
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Weight cutting lanklets btfo!
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>be a fighter
>not training at TAM
its like they want to lose lmao
>>
Get this midget on Stud radio this Tuesday god dammit
>>
A MONKEY STYLE FIGHTER
>>
That doesn't look legit for shit
Nevermind Flyweights when has anyone been heemed with hammerfists with that little distance
>>
name a better camp than TAM
protip: you can't
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>>75428751
>support the fighters
the tax cut meme wont work here goy
>>
Take notes Paige. This is how you monkey!
>>
>>75429126
phantom chin
>>
HAMMER FIST!
Its happening lads. Artem is going to win.
>>
>>75429126
I've seen people heemed from the bottom before so anything is possible.
>>
>>75429126
>casuals
>>
>KO from 3" mosquitofists
literally how
>>
>>75429126
I remember John Dodson knocked johnny bedford dead with hammerfists like that
>>
>can't form a sentence except for jason genova platitudes
>I'M COMING YOUR WAY BABY
>LET'S DO THIS BABY
>KPEACEOUTBYE
>>
>>75429138
How did he not heem himself seriously
That looks hideous
>>
TAM TAM TAM
CODY AND FABER GOATS
MIGHT MOUSE BETTA WATCH OUT HECTOR COMING FOR DAT BELT
JOANNA GONNA GET TAPPED BY CYNTHIA
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>>75429112
USADAed. Serious question, why do Brazilians try to fight without steroids? They should just leave MMA after drug testing came in.
>>
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>>75429160
Do you know how fighting works?
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>>75429164
IT SICK
ITS PISS
WE DONT GIVE A CARE WE'RE FREAKS BABY
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How many times will Conor McGregor get mentioned tonight?
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>>75429126
Matt Schnell's 5'8 at flyweight, that's lightweight height. tim elliott is 5'7 and has trouble making the weight.
too tall for weightclass means no durability or a bad weightcut which also means no durability
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anyone here /nba//heem/? the 1st round in the west sucks absolute balls.
I was gonna stream the games in my second monitor but fuck that
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>>75427544
he doesn't look like that anymore after getting USADA'd
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How would he do in mma under a monkey style training camp?
>>
I've been talking shit about Artem to a casual lads. His record, his coach not being there and his best win being Ishihara
Is it time to get Banged?
>>
>>75429182
IT'S REVOLTING
IT'S INSULTING
>>
>>75429194
He's getting mentioned more than the goof that's fighting.
Lmao.
>>
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>literally artem
how the fuck is this real life?
>>
Artem is too good at too many areas to lose
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hammerfist
hammerfist
hammerfist
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>>75429213
NATURE BOY RIC FLAIRENING
>>
>>75429195
>that's lightweight height
Howling
>>
>>75429195
Good thinking desu
>>
>>75429168
USADAed is right
>>
>>75429229
This kills the chinlet
>>
Wait, do people hate Lobov just because of McGregor?
>>
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>>75428645
Loss is an all encompassing concept of sport which is divorced of context. No loss should involve pride.
>>
If Artem wins I genuinely don't know what I'd do
A friend of mine wants to stay up to see the main event. I don't know whether to tell him to stick around or now
>>
>>75429246
it isn't usada h..he just got o..older g..guys
>>
>>75429260
He's in the main event against a top contender. He took that spot from a deserving fighter. Artem sucks and will never amount to anything in MMA.
>>
>>75429260
i hate him cause he cheated his way to a win vs my boy chris avila
>>
>>75429260
they're scared, the pupil becomes the master
>>
>>75429261
He looks like that blonde WWE announcer
>>
>>75429261
Arianny looks nice with blonde hair
>>
>6 fight main card
>Starting at 3
Is this ending at like 6?
>>
>>75429260
People only know about lobov because of McGregor.
>>
>>75429260
He's the #45 ranked FW and he's fighting the #4 guy just cause he's butt buddies with Magrega.
>>
>>75429237
Recent LW champs:
RDA 5'8
Eddie Alvarez 5'9
Conor 5'9
I guess you're right though i was off by an inch
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>>75429209
I think he'd do piss poor in all honesty. This big nigga made me laugh so fucking much as a kid. But the reality is he is very susceptible to throws and shows poor balance and a weak chin. I believe he's even been heemed by purse strikes on multiple occasions.
He still my nigga though.
>>
Barbarena is an animal.
Proctor is fucked
>>
>>75429299
There's no such thing as weight class height you nonce.
>>
Bryan 'The Boy' Barberena
>>
>>75429289
casual/10
>>
>artem is really main eventing a show against cub
I thought you guys were joking. top kek
>>
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BA BA BA BA BARBARENA
>>
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>>75429014
when her iq is less than 100
>>
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uh guys... whats happening?
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>>75429307
you dense motherfucker
>>
thank god they put two womens fights in a row, now i can drive to taco bell and grab some smokes
>>
>Buy ticket to UFC event
>Arrive early
>Get Metro PCS adverts
>>
>>75429266
Its going to be a standup fight unless cub decides to not fight. I doubt that it will go to the ground because no one respects artem.
>>
>>75429307
>6'7 flyweights exist
fuck you stupid burger i sohuld hunt you down and cut the fat off you to make my own burgers you fucking ignorant clown i will end you life you goddamn punk
>>
>>75429321
isn't that the result of miller vs sanchez?
>>
>>75429194
What do you mean? He's fighting Cu- oh that bald guy is the one fighting?
>>
>>75429307
there is. it's not a hard rule but when lanklets try to make a lower weight class they are shit.
like when mickey gall said he wanted to compete at lightweight. he's a fucken dumbass, he cannot compete there without being a former husk of himself.
>>
>>75429321
lol
>>
did any /madman/ bet on artem tonight?
>>
>>75429342
idk thats what showed when i went to the ufc's website
>>
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Vince or Dana?
>>
Barbarena is literally /reddit/ the fighter
>>
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>>75429138
if someone is holding your head like that can you slap him head first? Lets say the guy in green shorts does a suplex back and makes the other dude land on his head.
>>
Proctor is going to get tuned up
>>
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>>75429319
Still pretty high for a monkey
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Joe proctor is a tough kid and a beast my man, wouldnt surprise me if he knocks faggotrena on his ass
>>
>>75429316
QTAZNGRL.webm?
>>
hehehe his name is Joe Anus
>>
>>75429334
>tfw too woke for the ufc
>>
>>75429356
Dana has actual amateur boxing experience also he grapples and shit
>>
Someone please end the suffering when Taylor fights tonight
>>
>>75429369
Alex Jones is a charcter
>>
Proctor finna get killed
>>
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>>75429379
is he bigg?
>>
The UFC doesn't exist
>>
>>75429396
>those titty flaps
kek
>>
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>>75429356
Full power Dana would heem him stiff
>>
>>75429325
>>75429340
>>75429345
Why are casuals so dumb?
James Vick is 6'3" and competes at LW
>>
whats the money line on lobov v swanson been?
has it shifted towards logoat?
>>
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>>75429389
cool good to know because having someone hold your head like that isn't fun, and if you can pretty much kill the other guy by suplex sounds good to me.
>>
>>75429413
>you can pretty much kill
That's why you don't see it
>>
I BLEED IT OUT
>>
>>75429401
post ur nipples
>>75429403
how many steaks?
>>
Imagine being 5'4" and 144lbs
>>
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>Linkin Park
>>
>walking out to linkin park
holy fucking cringe
>>
>>75429404
literally who?
>>
Joe Proctor is going to make waves in the WW division
>>
>>75429358
The risk there is they let go and either land in mount on you or you land on your head.
>>
>>75429440
Exactly.
Dumb casual.
>>
>ywn be inspected by Swayze
>>
>>75429436
>>75429438
Maia is the only one who can pull it off.
>>
>omg he walked out to a song im cringying so much
fags
>>
>MUH HERITAGE
>>
>>75429469
I see your point. You are correct.
>>
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>>75429424
t.b.h f.a.m I still would do it, and if they ask me if I knew that he would die? I would say "If they die, they die!"
Just like my hero Conor
>>
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>betting against Joe Lauzon
>>
>>75429481
bleed it out is quite good
>>
>>75429486
Hey Canadabro
Hows it going?
>>
>Lauzon cornering and fighting on the same night
based
>>
>>75429497
>betting on joe brain damage lauzon
do you hate money my man
>>
You guys think Bruce Buffer has fucked over 500 women?
>>
>>75429469
In the end it doesn't even matter
>>
Is benson henderson in his corner?
>>
is that ricardo lamas?
>>
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>>75429449
nah, I would literally hold his head with my arm and hand to make sure he lands head first
>>
>>75429469
>MOM someone insulted my favorite band!!!1
>you have school tommorow Nigel, shut the fuck up and go to sleep
>>
>>75427937
This will never not be funny
>>
>joe lauzon in his corner
hes fighting later though the mad man
>>
>>75429501
>anything post Meteora
>good
pick one lad
>>
>someone heckling Dan Mirg
lmao
>>
Grisham so much better than Anik
>>
proctor wouldn't look like that if usada wasnt around, fuck em
>>
>>75429531
my favourite band is deftones
>>
>>75429540
>A Thousand Suns
>bad
Shiggidy Diggidy Doo
>>
>>75429555
trips confirm, but for real he has more to talk about than the betting lines
>>
people seriously underlook artem because of his warriors record and silly fight with Ryan Hall. Bet on him, he will win.
>>
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>>75429520
>thinking you are smart betting against Joe Lauzon
>>
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>>75429564
>>
>>75429564
Deftones are p good
>>
big dan vs crowd when
>>
>>75429531
lmao
>>
>>75429555
>>>/asp/
>>75429577
>diego poochez
>>
Not a fan of Grisham tonight
It's just reading off the cards completely. He's not even talking about the fights
>>
send me a pm before the perry fight
>>
Get rid of win bonuses
5-10% increase for your purse if you get a finish
Show judges scores in between rounds
Guaranteed spice
>>
These guys look small for WW
>>
LET ME BANG BRO
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTT
>>
What is that guy yelling at Dan Turdliata? It sounds hilarious but I can't understand him.
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
PLENTY OF BAM BAM
>>
>>75429614
out of shape lightweights
>>
HEEM
>>
OUR GUY
>>
>>75429598
He's probably been served his termination notice. Dude's objectively the weakest commentator they have, which is stunning when you consider he's paired with Dan "I'M LITERALLY FUCKING RETARDED AND DUMB" Hardy who would make just about anyone else sound like a commentating god.
>>
BAM BAMD SON
>>
HOLY SHIT BASED BARBARENA
LETS BANG BRO
>>
poor dude, that's embarrassing
>>
kek proctor what a dummy
>>
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>two skinnyfat lightweights who can't be fucked cutting weight
>>
are Bam
>>
>inb4 he asks for 50k
bambam and perry has to be next
>>
/OURGOAT/
>>
I DARE YOU
>gets heemed
>>
>>75429629
>>75429636
thats not what heem means. please stop
>>
HAHAHAHAH
Someone webm that entire meme
>>
BAM
A
M
HEEM BAMMY
>>
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
>>
hahahahha Barbarena is so based
>>
bam bam put the bam on that bum
>>
GOOFED
>>
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I like this Bam Bam fella
>>
>>75429641
Nonsense, Grisham is the best.
>>
>painted nails
>>
taunt taunt taunt right hook
>>
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>>75429616
AHAHAHA
>>
>asking for it
>>
chins not looking good tonight, bet on Artem
>>
BEST TAUNTS IN THE GAME
>>
>>75429641
that's not dan hardy
>>
>>75429641
>being this delusional
He;s probably nervous since this is his second time commentating and it's still the second fight on the card
>>
>>75429676
>Doesn't paint his nails
Bongs confirmed for low test fags
>>
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You can guaranteed 1 outcome tonight.
What do you tell them?
>>
>When you press the taunt button too much
>>
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HEEM ME?
>>
>>75429614
>>75429634
barbarena is 6'0 u dummies
>>
>hit me bro
>gets hit and finished
>>
>>75429679
I DO LET YOU BANG
>>
>>75429649
BANGARENA
>>
POST WEBM
>>
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Got mighty good feelios about this card, lads
>>
>>75429641
GET OUTTA HERE GOOF
>>
he said the meme, he said it
>>
>>75429695
A juicy platinum KO
>>
>>75429702
So is Sage Northcutt
>>
>his daughter painted his nails
cute
>>
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>>75429702
shut up idiot
>>
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>>75429695
Lauzon by KO or submission rd 1.
>>
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PLATINUM SOON
>>
>>75429711
LET ME BANG AGAIN
>>
KEEP SMILING BOYYYYY
>>
>>75429729
needs the taunt
>>
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>>75429722
Czeched
>>
ben henderson SEETHING bam bam didn't give jesus a shout out
>>
>doubting bambam
he looks much better when fighting with more urgency. Surprising after what hes done to get thrown a lower level guy unless they still hate him for killing the Sage/Alves hype.
>>
>>75429724
>Suck Northkek
>>
>>75429695
Artem inverted gogoplata
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>75429756
>>75429756
>>75429756
>>75429756
>>75429756
NEW THREAD
>>
>>75429695
Artem by KO, Cub is biting off more than he can chew.
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>>75429724
>So is Sage Northcutt
that's why he's been switching between LW and WW back and forth, because he's so young his skill level is so shit that he only has an advantage at a weightclass he doesn't belong in
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Who else rooting for Al just for the memes
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>>75429695
neet t-rex getting shadow realmed, I hate mcgregors dickriding training partners. only one I like is gunny
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>>75426631
Wow another UFC card full of nobodies... pass
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>Al "Rage against the hotel room" Laqueefna
>Al "Jabroni" Iaquitna
kekkles
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>great card so far!
>im really enjoying this!
>whats next!
>2 (two) wmma "fights"
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>>75429799
Youre missing out adan. Its a meme card
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gripping
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