Euros. Name the 22 Major League Soccer teams

>>75422583
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer#Teams

>>75422583
Real Salt Lake

Real Salt Lake
LA Galaxy
Seattle Sounders
NY Red Bulls
New York City
FC Dallas
Philadelphia Union

That's the best I can do

>>75422583
LA Galaxy
New York FC
New York Red Bulls
Dallas FC

Everything else is irrelevant

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>>75422626
1 down

21 to go

>>75422643
I remember they have Houston Dynamo and Montréal Impact too.
And Columbus Crew. Maybe.

Not European but I don't care
Sporting Kansas City
New York Red Bulls
New York FC
Real Salt Lake
San Jose Earthquakes
LA Galaxy
Orlando City FC
Toronto FC
Vancouver Whitecaps
Philadelphia Union
Atlanta United FC
Columbus Crew
Chicago Fire
Seattle Sounders
Portland Timbers (?)

That's all I can think of

Real Salt Lake
LA Galaxy
Seattle Sounders
New York Red Bull's
New York City
FC Dallas
Philadelphia Union

7/22

>>75422669
non meme answer, the ones I remember are
Real Salt Lake
LA Galaxy
Seattle Sounders
NY Red Bulls
FC Dallas
Montréal Impact
Houston Dynamo
Columbus Crew

and there was Chivas but they sunk

Shut up you dirty Mormon faggot, only Sporting KC matters

Real Salt Lake
NY red bulls
Minnesota United
Atlanta United
New york cosmos
Dallas FC
Seatle Sounders
Columbus Crew
Houston Dynamo
Montreal Impact
Philadelphia Union
Portland Timbers
LA galaxy
Orland City
NY city
San Jose earthquakes
Chicago Fire
Vancouver City (?)

also in the future Sacramento Republic and Cincinnati

>>75422751
Not bad. There are many more however. I'm curious which ones most Euros remember I'm seeing a pattern here.

>>75422751
I can give you the whole NBA though if you want.

>>75422583
Real Saltlake
Colorado Avalanche
Chicago Fire (great name btw)
LA Galaxy
New York FC
Portland Hipsters
Seatle Sounders
Miami Vice


I'm done.

>>75422583
They all suck and are completely artificial, real Americans support EPL clubs

Irrelevant burger club number 1
Irrelevant burger club number 2
Irrelevant burger club number 3
Irrelevant burger club number 4
Irrelevant burger club number 5
Irrelevant burger club number 6
Irrelevant burger club number 7
Irrelevant burger club number 8
Irrelevant burger club number 9
Irrelevant burger club number 10
Irrelevant burger club number 11
Irrelevant burger club number 12
Irrelevant burger club number 13
Irrelevant burger club number 14
Irrelevant burger club number 15
Irrelevant burger club number 16
Irrelevant burger club number 17
Irrelevant burger club number 18
Irrelevant burger club number 19
Irrelevant burger club number 20
Irrelevant burger club number 21
Irrelevant burger club number 22

>>75422839
Fuck off.

Euros know more than me...an american...Amazing...

>>75422883
>an american
Not so fast, Ricardo

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>>75422851
>mfw irrelevant burger club number 11 wins da Cup

>>75422953
Fucking 11fags are the most delusional faggots on Earth, try winning three games in a row before winning a cup god damn

>>75422762
New York cosmos are Not in MLS :3

>>75422953
No way man. Number 11 are not the same as they used to be. It's all about number 19 now.

Don't think I'm forgetting any

Minnesota United FC
Real Salt Lake
Sporting Kansas City
FC Dallas
Orlando City SC
Atlanta Plastics
LA Galaxy
Seattle Sounders
San Jose Earthquakes
Vancouver Whitecaps
Toronto FC
Montreal Impact
Philadelphia Union
New York Red Bulls
Man City Retirement Home, New York
New England Revolution
Chicago Fire
Portland Timbers
Houston Dynamo
Columbus Crew
(Miami and LAFC soon to come)

Ny city
Ny red bulls
Real salt lake
Vancouver whitecaps
Toronto
Colorado rapids
Orlando
Montreal
Los Angeles galaxy

Fuck i thought i could name more

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>>75422953
>>75422989
""""""""banter""""""""""""""

>>75423005
Fuck forgot Freddy Adu United

>>75422825
>Colorado Avalanche
>Sucking so much you get relegated to a different sport

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>>75423011
>german
It's hard to decide whether it would be worse for you to turn out to be a Mohommed or actually german

genuine try without looking at any posts

chicago fire
LA Galaxy
seattle sounders
portland timbers
NYCFC
NY red bulls
san jose earthquakes
real salt lake
columbus crew

thats all I got

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So nobody has yet to name them all

>>75423076
Literally no one cares about MLS

>>75422839
Quality shitpost

>>75422883
>Euros know more than me...an american

This phrase has universal applicability.

>>75423121
Lel

>>75422883
>Euros know more than me...an american
H-how is this possible....

Real Salt Lake
Houston Dynamo
Chicago Fire
LA Galaxy
Chivas USA
Atlanta Utd
DC United
NYRB
NYCFC
San Jose Earthcakes
Sporting Kansas City
Seattle Sounders
Portland Timbers
Columbus Crew
Philadelphia Union
FC Toronto
Montreal Impact
Orlando City
Vancouver Whitecaps

That's a good enough attempt

>>75422780
Real Salt Lake is too cringe and memey to not remember.

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>>75423121
>>75423179

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>>75423076
>caring about the MLS

minnesota united
atlanta united
real salt lake
chicago fire
houston dynamo
nycfc
nyrb
seattle sounders
tfc
montreal impact
vancouver whitecaps
orlando city
fc dallas
sj earthquakes
la galaxy
columbus crew
philadelphia doops
sporting kansas
revs
dc united
portland timbers
colorado rapids

>>75422583
I will try
LA Galaxy
NY City Villas team
Portland Timbers
Toronto FC
The one in florida with Kaka

Thats it.

Don't watch MLS, have limited knowledge of Euro Soccer, here it goes

Portland Timbers
Vancouver Whitecaps
Seattle Sounders
LA Galaxy
Colorodo Rapids
Real Salt Lake
Minnesota United
Sporting KC
FC Dallas
Houston Dynamo
Atlanta United
Orlando City
Columbus Crew
Chicago Fire
NY Red Bulls
NYCFC
Toronto FC
New England Revolution
DC United

That's all I got without cheating

Riddle me this, Americums.

Why do your handegg teams have to have your city name + an animal?

>>75429332
they just took it from 150 years old English rugby clubs

Sale Sharks
London Wasps
Leicester Tigers
London Sarracens

and so on

<city_name> <animal_name>s

>>75422583
LA Galaxy
COME ON SEATTLE

that's it

>>75429487
>London Sarracens
kek

>>75422953
FIGHT AND WIN
COME ON 11s

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>yfw everyone remembers real salt lake

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>>75431090

>>75422583
I know:

>Real Salt Lake (memest name)
>Los Angeles Galaxy
>New York Red Bulls
>Chicago Fire

...that's all

>>75433882
Also I knew Montréal Impact but I wasn't sure if it was a hockey team or whatever

>>75431090

>barely anyone names DC United

feels bad man

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>>75433972
>yfw the Indian League has a club named Atlético de Kolkata

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faggots

Real Tuscaloosa

American here

Sounders
FC Dallas
NY Red Bulls
NY FC
Chicago Fire
Columbus Crew
NE revolution
Philly Union
Colorado Rapids
LA Galaxy
Kansas City FC

That's all I know

Racing Phoenix
Cincinnati Rovers
St Louis Wednesday
CSKA Tampa
Borussia Jacksonville
Milwaukee Albion
Sparta Pittsburgh

>>75423188
First one I saw with DC United, was getting worried lmao

>>75434813
Phoenix Rising
Cincinnati FUTBOL club
St. Louigans
Tampa Bay ROWDIES
Jacksonville Spanish Armada
Milwaukee T's
Pittsburgh Drowning Dogs

>>75433972
>>75433972
You'd think the team in the Capital of the U.S. would be remembered.

>>75434813
>CSKA Tampa
>Not CSKA St. Petersburg

Seems like a missed opportunity there

>>75434981
they haven't been "good" for like 10 years or more when the majority of people have learned about MLS in the past 5 years so it makes sense

LA Galaxy
Portland Timbers
Columbus Crew
Seattle Sounders
NYC FC
Toronto Maple Leafs
Chicago Fire
Montreal Impact

im done

Fuck. Let's see how much i've acquired subconsciously from repeated exposure to sports channels

Northeast:
- New England Revolution, Toronto """FC""""", Montreal............ i forgot but they have the crest with the blue-black Fleur de Lis, Vancouver Whitecaps, NY Red bulls, NYC"""""FC""""", Philly Union and Metallurgh Pittsburgh [spoiler]Ok that doesn't exist, but this quite literally what the Steelers' name is[/spoiler]

The autistic German filled frozen wasteland that is the Midwest:
- Chicago Fire, Minnesota recently got one, Columbus SC

West Coast:
- Seattle Sounders, Portland Timbers, San Jose Quakes, LA Galaxy and does Chivas still exist?

Slave states
- DC """"United"""""", Atlanta """"""United""""", Orlando SC. The only respectable team in this shitty euro copycat league, Dallas F.C. and Houston """""""Dynamo"""""""""(Dont try to make any arguments about there being a large enough energy industry around Houston to justify the name. It's still cringy)

Central states with a combined population of 57
- Real Salt Lake, Colorado's team, """""""""""""""Sporting"""""""""""""" Kansas

I wanted to throw in St. Louis FC but i think they dont play in MLS

>>75434981
We don't remember the name because the city is important, but because 1) it sounds like a meme, 2) there's a famous player that wasted his career here.

If you wanted something memorable, it should have been Thierry Henry's D. C. Sexy Butts.

>>75435240
too obvious it needs to be something cringy such as DC Destroyers of DC Dynamo

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>>75435387
>Bayern D. C.

orlando city
new york city
philadelphia union
toronto fc
dc united
la galaxy
seattle sounders
real salt lake
that's all

lmao idgaf about nonleagues

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>>75442038
>that flag

LA galaxy
LAFC
san jose earthquakes
portland timbers
seattle sounders
real salt lake
houston dynamo
chicago fire
colombus crew
nyfc
nyrb
atlanta "soon" fc
vancouver whitecaps
toronto FC
i dunno the rest

American here.

How are MLS teams allowed to call themselves clubs when they are franchises?

Why is Real Salt Lake allowed to be called that, they don't have Royal Patronage. Fucking larpers

>>75443255
To avoid confusion with Fake Salt Lake?

>>75442496
>he doesn't rate Djoko Premier League

>>75422583
Manchester City New York edition
Red Bulls
New England Revolution
Philadelphia Union
Minnesota something
Chicago Fire
Toronto
Orlando City
DC United
FC Dallas
Houston Dynamo
Whitecaps
Atlanta United
Real Salt Lake
Timbers
Sounders
Columbus Crew
Montreal Impact
Colorado something
LA Galaxy

>>75435152
Chivas was disbanded in 2014. LAFC will take its place next year

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>>75443505

>>75443697
>New England Revolution
Thats the Patriots m8

>>75422851
I swear to god, I hate IBCN 14

LA Galaxy
San Jose Earthquakes
Real Salt Lake
Seattle Sounders? Sonics?

>>75422583
Im an American and I can't even name them.

The mlels is a meme minor league, irrelevant in both international soccer and the landscape of American sports.

>>75443255
Well they aren't virtual for sure

>>75423189
The whole MLS is extremely cringe and memey though.