/bundes/ - Matchday 30 - Borussia vs Borussia Edition

so will merino be rode 2.0?

>>75421329
not even that

>>75421295
>yes. my friend might be too
what did he mean by this?

is a fantastic film Tbh.

M by Fritz Lang

>>75421329
still young and havent played much. Also Tuchel wanted to make a CB out of him. Dont know if that changed with Toprak now.

gay

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>>75421291

>>75421329
I don't like the guy. Should've went with Kagawa instead.

>>75421382
Tuchlel wants to make a CB out of everyone, Bender, Ginter, Merino, all good DMs he turns into mediocre CBs, Bravo Tuchel!

Eriksen once again showing that he's one of the best players in the world.

>internet provider gives an offer on an upgrade
>our owners' assoc says no thanks we'll keep the current speed
>internet speed suddenly plummets
Hmmmmmm

>>75421329
When is the last time he has even played?

>>75421308
no thanks

>>75421370
my friend asked me for a movie to watch and now i ask here, so im asking for a friend. im not sure he will watch it though

>>75421410
seeing as our only good CB is Sokratis and Bartra when he's on form that's understandable

>>75421410
he has a secret CB-fetish

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>sahin ded

>>75421189

>>75421387
disgusting. no curves

>>75421413
the internet mafia

>>75421419
Take Shelter

>>75421410
Bender doesn't work as a DM in a possession system to be fair. And Ginter was already a CB when he arrived.

>>75421410
Hey it worked with Javi Martinez it might just work for everyone

why cant puligoat simply deliver?

>>75421419
High and Low by Kurosawa

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>it's a dortmund dominates, creates a bunch of chances but can't score and loses/draws episode

I've seen this one too many times already.

GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH GLADBACH

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what makes cucumbers so great to lay on ones eyes?

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FUCK OFF!

>>75421505
the cum part

the ginter and the schmelzer

SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE SCHMELLE

>>75421505
t. bayern fan

>>75421505
They're like 90% water.

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

>SCHMELZER

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Dortmund's defense is such a mess, it's hilarious to watch every week

FUCKING HELL IM FUCKING MAD

when that faggot said "its the first corner for Gladbach" I knew this will end bad.

Is this team curse with some kind of spell?

>>75421445
i remember that one to be boring because nothing ever happened. not sure if i watched it til the end

thanks though, will tell him

Slapstick wie unter Kloppo

>>75421493
no thanks

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>>75421563
>i remember that one to be boring because nothing ever happened.

pleb detected

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>>75421516

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>>75421588
did you ever watched eyes wide shut?

>play well
>your defense fucks everything up anyway so it doesn't matter

If I'd be a offensive BVB player, I'd go on a strike right now and demand the defensive players' wages.

>>75421535
so? is water good for closed eyes?

>>75421623
not yet, still have that one on the hard drive

>>75421585
Hardly.

Klopps team had great defensive work except for that freak season at the end.

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tfw

>>75421625
To be fair this match it's more been the midfield fucking up. The defence had a pretty solid first half, but then Merino practically gifted them a goal and almost did again just now.

i hope chelsea lose

The Conversation with gene hackman

>>75421681
Yes I actually literally thought about reccommending that. Very good.

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>>75421663
they should hire klinsmann Tbh

>>75421676
yeah, Spurs vs Arsenal final regardless of how it will end would be hilarious

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>>75421663

>>75421700
chinatown is vastly superior

TAKTIK WTF

THANKS OBAMA

>>75421681
>>75421700
bookmarked

did royce and obama banged?

O
B
A
M
A

PETER EMMERICH OBERMEYER!!!!

Nice goal

Thx Obama

THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA THANKS OBAMA

>>75421732
They are both very good, I'll keep it at that.

Thanks Obama
:^)

Obama leveled it. 2 moar!

did aubameyang just score without missing 5 chances?

I seriously thought he will miss at that angle

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>>75421620
want some?

KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN

>>75421822
his conversion rate is actually elite
check the stats

The Long Goodbye

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Thanks Obama.

Now don't proceed to waste every 100% chance that presents itself.

AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA AZZA

>>75421841
lots of his goals are statpadding tapins desu

>>75421824
no

>benis

Laszlo Benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>75421907
name a player with a cheekier lob
pro tip: you can't

schould i rate merino?

>>75421963
Aspas vs Barcelona.

Someone needs to put Pulisic on a bulking diet

Holy shit Guerreiro and then Obama fucks it up.

>>75422009
tactical tactituchel is unironically vegan.

Pretty good assist this!

https://mobile.twitter.com/thesunfootball/status/855841477792026626

>>75421931
>>75421931


And If would have scrolled down a bit I would have know there was a new thread

>>75421994
webm?

>>75422064
once in a lifetime

>>75422092
kek

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come on stupid obama.

make more goals.

Perfect Blue

TERRORIST ATTACK
TERRORIST ATTACK
TERRORIST ATTACK

START DEM DRONES

>>75422111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEsBhDvd7_s

Don't have the webm

>>75422160
He will deliver, just wait patiently.

stream??

>>75422009
But then he'd lose his speed.

wasted free kick

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>tfw merino tries so hard to get a goal and obviously ruins everything

anyone have a webm of the guys laughing at the gladbach fan?

also
do you guys think Neuer drives an automatic or a Manuel?

hehe

>>75421623
Kubrick is weird because videos of people analysing his movies are more entertaining than his movies.

>>75422267
>do you guys think Neuer drives an automatic or a Manuel?
who?

>>75422267

Unfortunately no

automatic

>>75422267
he loves the feel of a stick in his hands

>>75422197
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/66wduh/1730_gmt_borussia_mgladbach_vs_borussia_dortmund/

>>75422267
haha too funny

>>75422268
you are unironically a moron.

his movies are goat but even if you disliked them the people who """""""analyze"""""" his movies are retarded

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>>75422267
>amerifat humour

>>75422268
better watch all parts of the fast and furious then. might be more your thing

>>75422268
>2001 is boring
pleb filter right here

>(a bit belated) UPDATE

Aubameyang (27 goals)

Lewandowski (26 goals)

Modeste (23 goals)

>>75422391
I was just about to ask

>>75422391
Modeste is pretty much out of the race desu
Stöger returned to his park the bus defensive strategy for Köln, so Modeste will have a hard time scoring in the last remaining games.

I guess now we know why Merino gets so little playing time.

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"give me your lunch money"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

TROLLPOST

TROLLPOST

>>75422493
two cull out when?

;_;

JUST

it was there for the taking

>>75422500
>>75422503
>>75422519
>>75422527
>>75422531
>streamfags

what did dembelel mean by this?

>>75422545
I'm watching on FS2 m8

>>75422445
But they play in Dortmund the next weak and the shareholders are known to conced lots of goals

what was dembele thinking

the dembele

he sacrificed intellect for agility

>>75422559
Sommer was out from the goal

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when will götze come back?

Dembele to gladbach when?

dubs and emre mor will make two goals

>>75422559
>hope shaniqua got me sum watermelon for tonight

>>75422577
nice, mustafa

based Mor will save us

ROACH

>>75422577
Whelp

GUERREIRO

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>gladshit

THANKS OBAMA

Old Boy

>>75422577
THIS CANT BE FUCKING TRUE

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

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#EchteLiebe

>>75422577

Nice

KAUFE ALLE AKTIEN JETZT

KAUFE ALLE AKTIEN JETZT

/bundes/ is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mad right now

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GUERRERO!!!!

3:2 DORTMUND!!!!!!

Gladbach, you better let Mor score or Erdogan will call you nazis

Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle! Ninja turtle!

>>75422614
you can takeoff you're trip now faglord

GODREIRRO

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RUSSIAN SHAREHOLDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75422630
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75422636
Quality post, my friend.

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Thank you based Guerreiro.

>>75422644
POO

>>75422638
>tfw no more fat kerber

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>>75422577


GODSPEED

LETS GO

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>>75422666
kek

>>75422693
Fat Kerbe = best Kerbe

>m'gladbach

>>75422686
Eat shit and choke on it Rodrigo

Traore seems pissed.

Because he was taken off?

>>75422646
I forgot it on thanks

trips and Aubameyang scores a blooter from 30 yards out

Deserved desu

Still, Dortmund has a massive defense problem.
This game should end like 4-0 for BVB

LOOOO
LOLOOOO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOO

LOLOLO
LOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLO

D O R T M U N D

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>>75422666
checked

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>>75422713
>m'gladbach

tuchel to buyern when

>>75422716
will you be serving me from your personal collection?

>>75422752
Open your mouth lad
*zip*

Mor needs to use his head a little...

>>75422666
Heil, satan! Czechked and kekkes!

>>75422781
why do butts "*zip*" there?

>>75422716
>>75422752
>>75422781
>3rd worlders fight each other in /bundes/

kek, very amusing, you may continue

meh
both goals were unnecessary af.
we need a fucking defense.
ASAP

>>75422782
he is like 1.62 m

Love those dreckige Arbeitssiege

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Fick Ja

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>>75422781

>>75422818
Duterte isn't 3rd world. He's an essential part of /bundes/!

>>75422818
flip-bro is a good lad.
the curry-brit on the other hand is a piece of literal poo.

>>75422844
and yet he's a 3rd worlder

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>>75422844
>>75422847
danke krauts

Wait, did Bürki seriously get carded?

Deserved win for the Dortmund lads

>Hoppenheim BTFO

the last minutes of BVB matches when they only lead by one goal always make me age a couple years

>>75422877
yes he didnt scream at the ballkid to give him the fucking ball to speed things up like he was supposed to

Bayern buys Pulisic when?

>>75422859
>22859Unknown-1.jpg (5 KB, 206x245)File: Unknown-1.jpg (5 KB, 206x245) google yandex iqdb wait

can i save this?

>>75422897
playing inconsistent like they did today I doubt they can win against hoffe tho

I hate when Pulisic wastes time near the corner, I know it's the right thing to do but he does it every single game and it's making me angry for some reason.

>>75422943
can you repeat the question

>>75422939

n-never

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>>75422939
DELET

>>75422970
calm down pascal

>>75423073
>>75423082
chilex bras.
puligoat would never go to the faggots.
hes headding for eplel

>>75423102
>chilex bras.
>götze/lewandowski/hummels would never go to the faggots.

oh are you in for (yet another) surprise you naive little shareholder....

Guerreiro is seriously the best Dortmund player. Makes you realise how fucking overrated Dembele is.

>>75423220
>Guerreiro is seriously the best Dortmund player
no.

>>75423230
I don't mind you being wrong.

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somewhere in our land, a dietmar hopp is SEETHING right now

akward situation tomorrow for bvb shareholders

on one hand they should hope for leipzig to lose, because that way they would still have a realistic chance to get the 2nd place
but on the other hand leipzig is playing vs >schalke tomorrow, which would mean dortmunders would have to cheer for the gelsenkircheners....

>>75423373
you dont know football.
obviously brause is the pure evil.
the "hate" between dortmund and scheisse is historical and somehow bonds both teams together - they wont come together, ever, though.

but the real "cancer" is pure commercial shekel fuckshit like SAP or brause.

>>75423373
I think the hatred for Red Bull outweights anything.

Everyone who hates Buyern was cheering for them to trash Red Bull for example.

kek
cheeky banter at sky

>>75423321
he owns a football club, you own a cum rag. don't think he's mad.

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>>75423434
>>75423459
You're so special and different

>>75423459
>>75423434
>hating on real based leipzig

commies pls

>>75423469
Yeah, that was pretty fun for a change.

>>75423475
Hopp detected.

Don't be mad Didi, you already got CL.

>>75423609
I wish him and his cousin all the best.

>>75423505
fun? please share

>>75423475
>he owns a football club

no, he doesn't

that would be illegal in Germany

>>75423660
when did you visit?

>>75423660
looks like Los Angeles

>>75423660
The United States of America

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>>75423475

very very rude post tßh

>>75423701
yes very much
>>75423707
i know ugh!

>>75423707
dont you say?

>scandinavians in LA

doesn't fit, they would fucking melt there

>>75423716
It's not all bad, but the cars sure are ugly.

>>75423725
Yes

>>75423689
i havent, sorry

>>75423701
>>75423707
:-)

makes you want to stay in one of those things, doesnt it?

>>75423758
A motel? Maybe. My brother did a road trip there and stayed in some bad shitholes

>>75423758
Not really, no

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>>75423758
>makes you want to stay in one of those things

go dortmund!! :)

>>75423758
urm, no?

it looks like one of those cheap motels where abused women flee to with their kids, criminals on the run from the police use to hide and married men use to cheat on their wives with some cheap sluts/whores

well, at least it's like that in the movies
but those things do not look very welcoming in any case

>>75423777
checked

>>75423777
i have no desire to visit the states somehow. too artificial for me

>>75423782
okay

>>75423857
okay

>>75423802
>>75423857
could be nice sitting on the "balcony" in the evening, wathcing the street and drinking some gin tonics though

>>75423734
Not literally

>>75423856
Congratulations

>>75423857
Well I guess one night just to see what it's like

>>75423881
I had a great time but only visited two cities. I would love to see a lot more, but it just feels a bit overwhelming and expensive compared to a quick European city get-away.

guckt ihr auch dsds???
#team duygu 4 me

fuck alexander

jetzt kommt noah

>>75423701
>tfw been in bed with fever since thursday
>had a weird dream about nuclear attacks all over the world
>there was news about LA being wiped out completely

>>75423914
>compared to a quick European city get-away
Like Barcelona or Malaga... or Lisboa

>>75423935

man du must basuka nemen und auf den balan vorne sind muni mach dich unsichtba und ge nach vorn hol munie wens ler ist und ge zurük hab bai main ded ab gegugt und wen du das krüpel monster mainst da chste so ne wafe die nimsdu und da komt ain kurz fil zuerst besik umbedinkt die vligenen dinger (die mit dem 4 armen). :) ;) ok das wa ales

>>75423942
i had a dream about wet and stinky pussy last night

>>75423942
nice foreshadowing there

>>75423857
every motel looks like that, in fact, every city is laid out identical. the very big cities vary a bit, but mostly its the same buildings and same "culture". that photo could be anywhere in california.
>>75423881
i dont think you would, its not relaxing. loud cars, retarded loud conversation/yelling, loud rap or mariachi music, uncomfortably hot sometimes. i guess it would be quite a spectacle for a nice Scandinavian visitor. on top of that you wouldnt have to visit mexico, so its twice the experience.
>>75423942
fingers crossed
>>75423993
fingers crossed

>>75423856

wooo

>>75424042
whats wrong with los angeles

>>75423976
Especially Lisboa

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>>75424115
so basically i should visit lisboa

>>75423856
where u going 4 date?

>>75424319
why does the woman on the right wear a pyjama

>>75424366
that's a prison uniform

she just escaped from prison and is now enjoying a nice comfy evening with her lover (who is working as a prison guard and helped her escape)

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>>75424319
It's possibly my favourite city in the world.

>>75424476
why don't you move there then?

>>75424476
I'm going mid may, what's worth doing and seeing there

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>>75424445
h-hot

>>75424500
Well maybe I will! (I won't)

>>75424329
she doesnt, its her dress

>chickenmark

>>75424512
Lots of nice architecture to just walk around and look at.
Eat at Taberna da rua das Flores (be there before 7 pm).
Have drinks or coffee at those big terraces overlooking the city.
Visit Sintra if you have the time.
Don't really have any great tips you won't find in most guides.
I was there late summer and enjoyed the water front next to the big square. Some guys sold really good, cheap drinks there.
Basically there's not really any super special things to experience, it's more about the really nice atmosphere.

>>75424616
sweet, thank you based pig farmer

>>75424616
>>75424636
Oh and the castle ruins over the city is a neat place to sit and relax, which you will need to do if you choose to walk up there.

>>75424616
>Eat at Taberna da rua das Flores (be there before 7 pm)
thats very specific. what happens after 7pm

Where might I acquire a share of BVB? I feel the other owners could benefit from my input.

>>75425076
it gets busy

>>75425076
that's when all poortuguese watch their league and they will force you to watch it too

>>75425112
lel

>>75425076
It's just a super small and very popular place. You show up early, get told to be back an hour later and then you get your table. My impression was, and it certainly was true when I was there, that if you arrive later than that, chances are you won't get a table.

Very good food and wine and very reasonable prices.

>>75425112
Good post

>>75425089
https://www.sharewise.com/us/instruments/BVB

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>>75425259
>The crowd believes that BVB should be rated as Buy, but it is not covered by analysts. Based on our valuation analysis BVB is Overvalued

>Buy
>BVB is overvalued

>overvalued
>Buy

'no'

can rasenballonen win the buyernsliga this year?

>>75425369
maybe

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>>75425369
no

>schalke will win tomorrow precisely because they only stand to fuck shit up by winning

>>75425158
okay thanks

interesting you saved that picture

wow I missed this match

uuuuuugh

>>75424329
they happen at nighttime lad

>>75425449
He was too embarrassed to take a proper picture so he quickly snapped one while pretending to text someone.

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>>75425158
>wine
haram

>>75425449
i saved all you're pictures buddy :)

here's the classic that started it all

>>75425455
yes i know that, thats why I asked where you're going not how it went :)

>>75425367
>buying football club shares as an investment
They're only good for sentiment and free tickets.

>>75425490
>dummark

but yeah that is smth i would do

Oh I see

>>75425490
kek true

autism

Didn't notice the American flag (Stars and stripes)

yes i know, i took the picture. thats exactly what i did

>Nouri at Sportstudio
good

It's what I would have done too

Is Bobby Wood better than Pulisic if you disregard age?

I think brazil owes germany an apology

>>75425619
no

holz is not v good and pulisic is v good

schalke wont win tomorrow tho

i'm sorry

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY

>>75425775
For what

>>75425795
all the lads

>>75425795
pulisic looks artificially relaxed there

like he's trying very hard to come off as cool but is actually very nervous inside

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did you kicked about today?


pulisic looked at obama's hand and expecting a punch

>>75425842
Yes

>>75425611
same

>>75425817
for (You)

>>75425795
reus is a god uuugh

>>75425795
do you think pulisGOD looks artificially relaxed?

>>75425817
it's that meme, rememebr

kickabout is tomorrow

>>75425842
yeah he looks like he's about to get raped

>>75425911
Good to know

>>75425911
Thanks

>>75425911
He is certainly good

>>75425911
Yes

>>75425911
Okay

>>75425941
how do you know that?

>>75425976
yes i think we are quite alike sometimes friend :)

>>75425976
how good?

>>75425976
no problem^^

>>75425976
yeah

>it's a denmark/brazil episode

>>75426051
I think you're right

>>75426051
I hear he's very good, but I haven't watched him play much.

>>75426073
Hello

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gonna listen to the Napoleon audiobook and clean

ttyl /bundes/

gl on ur date brasil

>>75425938
do you want to go?

huh? sure i'm going

>>75426159
good

>>75426253
thanks ,mate

>>75426159
you should watch more becasue borussia is quite fun to watch if you are not a supporter !

>>75426073
yes hi

>>75426504
alright

>>75426504
last time you didnt want to remember ?

>>75426504
what is this again? kicking a ball here and there?

i do not remember the last time. pls refresh my memory.

yes its basically just playing for fun. normally we would have a league game tomorrow but there is none this weekend. so we just meat to practice and play a little

*meet

>>75426511
I will watch them next season in the Champions League

Yeah, time to get ready bye


>>75426648
why not on /bundes/friends, friend?

>>75426676
Bye

>>75426676
I have football fatigue so I don't see myself watching any league football the rest of this season.

football fatigue = sooooooooo mad

Better.Call.Saul.S01E08.720p.HDTV.X264-MRSK.mkv

Mad cowstomer disease

How's my boy Marco Fabian playing germanbros? I heard he scored a brace today

>>75427010
he's better than Cheech

he is frankfurts topscorer so i assume he is doing just fine

good night

>>75430745
g-g-goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood night :3

hello

>>75430997
hello there whats up?

>>75431300
Did you already try on yoga?

>>75431855
actually I did :)

my legs were kinda weak afterwards though which was weird considering there was not a huge 'workout'

>>75432631
yeah, its strange. Its not actually that exhausting, but you feel quite some muscles working, that hardly seem to do any work in everday life.

Well, going to bed now, nighty

>>75432788
night

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

time to wake up

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Time for Schalke to be
>Schalke
today.

>>75443794
no, let me sleep

>>75443909
no

>>75443923
AUFSTEHEN

aufeinander zugehen

voneinander lernen