Imagine the EU had a national football team. What would it look like?

shit

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>>75419864

>>75419864
fpbp

>>75419683
best football team obviously

It would be the GOAT. Thank god it won't happen in my lifetime.

>>75419864
is this why germans fantasize about it?

>>75420191

german fantasize in ruining things so yes.

It'd look the same before and after Brexit

Imagine a Yugoslavia team

>>75420264
Beat me to it

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>>75419864
fpbp

>>75419683
Racially diverse.

>>75419683
23 syrian refugees who abandon the pitch after 20 seconds because of various sexual emergencies.

Probably just the same as the France national team, but with De Gea in net, since they seem to be the only country with world class players these days.

>>75420474
Oh, and Ronaldo on the wing of course.

>EU football team
>comprised of Africans

>>75420264
Kek.

Maybe Kane up front though, can't think of any better European strikers right now.

>>75420264
>>75420322
Kane and Bayol are both worthy of a European XI

Are EU officials in charge of selecting it? If so, I would expect the team to be heavily biased towards German players, with a few women included for equality purposes, a support staff of Southern European janitors and ballboys, a youth team of unaccompanied minor "refugees" with wrinkles and grey hair who swear they're 17, all with a deeply unqualified alocholic Luxembourgian that nobody likes as manager

Too many egos to be good it would fail

>>75420627
>lewandowski
>greizman

you tried.

>>75420557
This.

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>>75420191
underrated

>>75420627
>Lukaku
Not in the EU lad

>>75420735
Kane is better than Lewandowski

>>75420964
Poor b8

>>75419683
>EU
>national

it would look like THIS

Buffon
Carvajal Chielini Bonucci Alonso
Hazard Kante Modric Griezzman
Lewandowski Ronaldo

It would literally be the 2011 Eagles team all over again that much talent does not lead to success. The only exception being the 1992 USA Men's Olympic Basketball team only due to the coach

>>75419683
>Imagine the EU had a national football team

Fuck The EU, its a jewish scam

We're in the last years of its existence

>>75421383
t. the country that benefits the most from the jewish scam

>>75420341
>Isn't even including how yet another referendum of us got ignored AGAIN in 2016

The EU is more corrupt than the fucking FIFA.

no players from england.
for more than one reason

>>75420735
>>75420768
>Lewandowski
JUST

>Griezmann
Not really a striker

>>75420768
That's up for debate

It would play its matches on a channel which nobody would watch, commentated by an Italian with an English voice translating.

It would be coached by a German who never makes any changes in the team, despite the fact that the two Greek defenders have been dead for 3 years, and the Italian and Spanish right and leftbacks are both in wheelchairs. It would have 3.098.076 boardmembers who constantly vote, never agree on anything and get payed an ungodly amount of money for being present.

They would have matches which besides the press nobody would attend, cost 500 euros to attend, would have a half time show which would involved a bearded tranny shooting a football out of xer vagina and would end with an angry pack of refugees shooting everyone and blowing themselves up.

If people in Finland speak Finnish, Sweden speak Swedish, Norway speak Norweigian, Italy speak Italian, Germany speak Germany, Netherlands speak Dutch, Spain speak Spanish, France speak French, and in England speak English, then why in Ireland do they speak English?

asking for a friend

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>>75421269
>mfw the uk left the eu so england wouldn't be humiliated when none of its players got into the eu team

>>75421610
joke's on you cuck, the IRRISH just growl

>>75420964
xD

>>75421610
>germany speak germany

Black and brown mostly.

>>75421269
>buffon over neuer
>no kroos
>le italien defending meme
>hazard
>kante
and you wonder why people laugh at the epl

>>75423606
>2017
>neuer

that meme has ended. nobody watches the bundesliga to judge him, but he's pathetic in the CL.

Soulless. Answerable to nobody. Expensive tickets.

>>75420264
wew lad

>EU
>German flag
Every fucking time

>>75421989
uk is still in the eu until at least march 2019 you retard

>>75419683
>supporting eu in any form or shape
Fuck that entity sideways, filthy kraut.
Fucking amerilards should have just nuked you instead of japan.

>>75421474
We didn't even get a referendum so don't complain

>>75423893
>>>/pol/

>>75424099
But you are finnland m8 you are not even nato

>>75419683
actualy that would be pretty sad, so much talent would eb wasted not being able to play in multiple teams

>>75423769
Neuer was the best Bayern player in both qf games this year what are you even talking about
I guess when every single league keeper we have is better than
>hart
your mind gets kinda fucked up

Neuer is the best keeper by a long margin.
His foot game alone is unrivaled. He almost acts as a 10 in the midfield distributing game.

Buffon is a legend but it's past his prime.