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/rug/ European champions cup

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Munster vs Saracens thread

Munster: zebo, Conway, taute, rory scannell, earls, bleyendal, Williams, kilcoyne, niall scannell, j Ryan, d Ryan, Holland, o Mahoney, o Donnell, stander

Saracens: Goode Ashton Bosch Barrett Maitland Farrell wiggsleworh vunipola George Koch itoje kruis Rhodes wray b vunipola
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Get in here lads
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Rugby
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Someone gimmie a link ffs
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you
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Do Irish people only know one song?
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Rúgbi
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橄榄球。
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>>75417028
Didn't realize Stander was a bit of a manlet lol
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>>75417427
Try cricfree(dot)sc, gofitstrow(dot)eu or rojadirecta(dot)me
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>>75417427
check reddit
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>>75417430
Pretty much lad
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>no other game info
>no results or fixtures
Literally worse than a Retallick thread. Autistic kiwibro will be spinning in his rubble when he sees this.
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>>75417428
no you
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>>75417457
thank you
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>watch pumas/jaguares game
>ok, they are doing pretty good
>75 minutes in and they are winning
>they lose it in the last minute
>repeat ad infinitum
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did conor murray dead?
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>>75417503
could be worse
could be an ulster fan
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>>75417503
Indisciplina otra vez? No he visto al partido.
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>>75417503
They played some great rugby though tbhfam and lions are tough cunts at home
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>>75417028
loooooool

Thank fuck he dropped that as a Wasps fan
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>>75417540
yes, we were winning the whole game but lost it in the last minute against lions

commentators literally going for the "derrota digna" meme
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Romain poite is pretty based desu
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>>75417597
He's really not
>uhh yooo uhhh upside down in uhhh ruck, it is yellow card for you for upside down
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Sarries clearly the better team
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>>75417028
Jackson Wray is so small hehe
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how is that not just a penalty?
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>player is clearly slipping into the tackle
>it's your fault tackler
>yellow card
>state of these rules
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>>75417826
Same thing happened to Barrington this season
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BOOT IN THE MUSH
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>>75417712
you sure about that m8
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>>75417826
unlucky prod
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>letting Zeblel dominate under the high ball
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>>75417870
If they cleaned up their play they are miles better they're just being dead sloppy atm
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ZEEEEBOOOO
ZEEEEBOOOO
ZEEEEBOOOO
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>>75417897
biggest meme player in history
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Loving this kicking game desu
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>>75417954
Probably a better defender than the player
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>>75417028
The Sarries hype squad lead by Itoje after every play is fucking annoying
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tap tackles are so fucking beautiful when they happen
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>>75417967
classic nh rugby
hope the match tomorrow is a bit more expansive
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>>75417993
In Brazil, it's named french tackle (tackle francês)
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>>75417997
keith Earls is fucking dogshit desu
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>>75418024
amen brother
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>>75417967
>>75417997
Drop goals are dying out.
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SHOULD BE OFF THE MADMAN
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>really intelligent play from keith earls
>literally just runs into farrell
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>northern hemisphere "rugby"
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>>75418156
Yeah this was fucking dull compared to Super Rugby
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>>75417028
Stander has been non existent this half

Maybe he is a meme after all
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>>75418192
idk, find this more entertaining than the landers fucking the bumwolves
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>>75418192
>super rugby
>anything at stake
They can afford to be reckless.
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Big Billy better than Stander so far
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>>75418220
true

also shit defences lol
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>>75418254
Defenses only get exposed when there are attacks acting
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>>75418246
Stander's been anonymous desu
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>>75418281
Is he.. dare I say.. only good against shit defences?
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>>75418278
go back to your favela
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>>75418301
:( :(

Stander as a meme player confirmed I guess
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>>75418304
Ok
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>>75418327
Looks comfy
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>>75418220
>>75418219
Fairly good points actually.
Match is still sloppy as fuck though.
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>>75418103
>Kieth Earls
>intelligent

There's your problem
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>>75417028
Micheal Rhodes is fucking good boys
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Goode is playing poo
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>northern hemisphere rugby
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>zeebs
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>>75418547
No change there

to think he was regarded as top 5 players in the prem last year
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Chitas already on fire
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>>75418563
>7 lions on the pitch
>9 points scored after 50 minutes
kek the memes write themselves
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how many substitutions are they allowed to make in these games?
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>>75418618
8 each
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>>75418618
8 players on the bench
all 8 can be used
can't re-use them unless a player gets properly fucked with an injury
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>>75418618
Technically unlimited, you have a bench of 8 players but there's nothing to stop you from putting a player back on after they've gone off. It's not extremely common but it does happen.
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Leinster and clermont will have to work very fucking hard for their match to be worse than this shit.
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>Manage to win your lineout
>Give a comfie kick straight away to your opposition

This is next level
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>>75417028
Lol Saracens are fucking apes mayne, just put the fucking ball down
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>>75418665
>there's nothing to stop you from putting a player back on after they've gone off
There is, you can't re-use them unless there's an injury.
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Sarries ultimate heart
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Casual here, how do European teams compare to super rugby teams? Are they all better or just the NZ teams. Why don't NH and SH teams play each other?
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>>75418836
Boring

Because they're in different leagues in different parts of the world silly
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>>75418836
Nh teams have more heart and grit sh teams have more skillz and class
You should watch the leinster clermont match tomorrow, will inevitably be better than this.
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strategically speaking, if you were Munster right now, would you want to kick for points first or go for a try?
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>>75418836
Some are better, some are worse
They don't play eachother because it's impossible to organise games but they have played eachother as warmups/exhibition games before
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>>75418860
Is the Saracens defense the GOAT club defense?
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>>75418867
Kick because they ain't scoring a try against this defence desu
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>>75418881
It's pretty good yeah. Not sure about the best though.
>>75418867
I'd kick for points but miss the kick.
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>>75418881
Yes
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>>75418867
7+ points behind: go for try
6- points behind: kick for points
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>>75418900
Name a better team
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Earls is gone off lads, it's over...
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Leinster showing some loyalty to UK today
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>>75418917
????
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The iceman cometh
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>>75418956
Sorry: Munster
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>>75417028
Lol Stander just getting abused atm
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>>75418958
I figured I'd give a general formula instead.
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>>75418978
No but your formula was wrong it's the other way round
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>>75418985
I'm taking into consideration the fact that this is NH rugby we're talking about. If you kick for points while 6- points behind and score, you'll catch up with a cheeky drop goal afterwards.
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They should play in stadiums like that, when the equator halves the pitch
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how far are saracens ahead of the competition?
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>delicious Irish silence
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>Bleyendaal only coming off now
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>>75419105
>keatley
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Put a tenner on Munster to win the whole championship. I should have known the Irish are inherently shit.
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>>75419125
You fell for the pashun meme, anon.
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>>75419122
>Continuing to play someone when they're underperforming, even by their own low standards
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>BOD making sure no non-irish lions get man of the match
big billy was clearly a stand out man
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>>75418870
>it's impossible to organise games
How so? Europe is closer than Australia to us
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>>75419214
We don't want any of your fancy southerner rugby making us look bad.
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>>75419214
Do you still get taught the earth is flat there?
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>>75419270
Buenos Aires to London: 11200km
Buenos Aires to Melbourne: 11600km
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>>75419214
Nice try diego
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>>75419414
I mean, for us Europe is closer than Australia and we still play with Australians

Just saying it wouldn't be impossible to have a world league. There are 13 hours difference between Australia and Argentina and we still play in the same league, Euros have no excuses to not play against SH
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mom i'm saracens
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>>75419464
Stop looking for easy wins off the likes of munster and glasgow, you'll have your beatings by the crusaders and you'll like it.
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>>75419464
I agree it's becoming possible, especially with there now being London-Aus 20 hour direct flights

But the argument would be made that with there being little to no away support possible, teams would just go haldway across the world and get shat on
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Clermont v Leinster is tomorrow for what purpose? Just have it later today
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>>75419651
Maximise TV ratings
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>>75419651
Clermont is too important to divide attention with other clubs
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FT
Touros 20-14 Chitas
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Just got back from pub, bad performance,fucked up at the big moments, strong defence by Saracens.
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>>75420780
Would you have started sailli?
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>>75420963
no doubt

hey that'd be a good name for a band
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>>75420963
Yeah he was class towards the end, but too little too late.
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why do I associate dabbing with leinster?
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>>75421589
they're more plastic than munster

munster are all traditional muh heart muh passion
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>Tubarões with one man sent off since 15 minutes and losing to Rebeldes only by 3 at halftime
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Why are Munster so shit lads?
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>>75423585
Because it isn't Connachtão da Massa
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FT
Tubarões 9-9 Rebeldes

Another hydrogen bomb for bru pool (and no cap for me)
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>>75423621
>ão
This is an augmentative isn't it, in that it denotes something is larger, why have you appended it to Connacht and what is 'da massa'?
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>>75423920
-ão serves as aumentative
"da massa" means of mass

So, it can be translated as "Big Connacht of Mass"
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>>75423965
Mass as in the Catholic liturgy or the amount of matter something has?
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>>75424048
In liturgical and political sense, to refer for collectivity of people
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>super rugby
>9-9 final score
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES SH
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Took 9 rounds but I finally got my coveted yellow cap.
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The Sharks make me want to go outside and kill some blacks and/or afrikaaners, lads.
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>>75424048
And in portuguese, massa also means pasta, dough and mix and in Bahia state, it can serve as slang who means nice.
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Saracens vs Crusaders exhibition match WHEN
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>>75424827
When we find 15 kiwi sized coffins.
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>>75425298
Rude desu
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>>75425298
Why let a good meal go to waste?
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>>75425450
But true they'd slaughter you if in top form
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State of the top 14
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>>75425551
I don't know about slaughter but Saracens are a tough team to beat whichever way you try and play.
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>>75425617
>Montpellier - 54
>Racing - 3 (three)
Has the big budget french club bubble finally burst?
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>>75425624
Again, when they're playing at their best I've seen them rip teams apart, when they play like that I feel like I should be screaming at the TV for them to stop
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>Choke James the Chokemaster choking as hard as ever
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>>75421119
>>75420997
In hindsight picking tatute and expecting to run trhough saracens seems kinda naieve.
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>>75425794
#FueltheFourth
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Choke James true to his legend
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>>75417028
Do any of you lads miss Ben Morgan, was watching some old videos of him and boy was he powerful

Just a shame he's like the 5th tier choice for 8 now :(
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Just woke up.
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>>75426750
Noice, tell us what you had for brekkie and how your morning Irish went.
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>>75426750
did you take a Welsh?
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>>75426750
Go back to bed
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>>75421589
>dabbing
>Leinster
I hope zane kirchner scores the winning try tomorrow and does a cheeky dab to celebrate.
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>>75426825
No Irish, just a nice solid stream of Welsh.

>>75426965
Still thinking about it. Wish the Hurricanes were playing today.
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>>75428212
more common than you think lad
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>>75418674
count on Chokemont to provide a fair amount of lulz
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>>75429570
Leinster team isn't as strong as it could be so I wouldn't be surprised whoever wins. I would be surprised however if the match was even half as bad as the match earlier.
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>>75428212
Based aso
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>>75417826
>"intentionally" slip into tackle
>get paralysed
>tackler gets a yellow
>"looks like I win again hahaha"
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>>75417826
>>75429974
I fucking called it. I knew players would risk their own safety if it means they could win penalties.
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>>75430209
I don't think the guy intentionally slipped and it wasn't a yellow as far most people are concerned, the ref just made a bad call.
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>>75430209
meant*

>>75430388
As long as it doesn't become a habit, I guess.
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>>75429670
Chokemont are flaky as fuck, and not in great form either, eventhough they rekted Grenoble recently, which doesn't mean a lot pour être honnête.
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>>75430770
>Chokemont
At least they don't have brock james anymore.
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Just sitting down to marathon the sharks rebels match, what am I in for?
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>>75431021
spaghetti
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>>75431021
Meh
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>>75431021
>marathon
>80 minutes of footage
what the fuck did you mean by this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKAZE70crHQ
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>>75431363
keep up with your memes lad
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Went out tonight on date, enjoyed ourselves ;). Wouldn't bring it up but went to a couple cool bars

> super rugby highlights playing in two of the bars
> lads next to us chatting about the Crusaders
> saw a Hurricanes shirt

What is this meme is superugby now hipster? It took a lot for me to contain my autism.
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>>75434069
Hey man, good for you. Was he/she qt?
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>>75434352
solid 7 lad. By chance saw a girl who rejected me hard a few months back and she seemed pretty pissed off. felt good

actually made a comment about all the superugby I was seeing but then I quickly realised how autistic it sounded so changed the subject

> no babe its SUPER rugby. It has the best memes and teams and me and some lads get together and watch the matches online. Its called /rug/. theres this one guy right called Damien Mckenzie...
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>>75434554
I know that feel.
Went on a bar date during the last world cup, had to hide my power level but it was tough.
Rugby? Nah looks pretty homoerotic desu but have you heard of these things called books though? Good stuff, yeah?
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>the dab will be gone in a few months
The dab is eternal mate. " years from now I hope this chump gets dabbed on.
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>>75434695
lol she knows Im a huge rugby fan but I learned the hard way that girls wanna talk about why you like things, how it affects you personally that kind of thing.

They dont wanna talk about the meme status of Damien Mckenzie, the finer points of gatlandball or how you argue with delusional paddies on a taiwanese chicken plucking forum
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>>75434860
I like it cos of the big, sweaty, muscular men......
Do you play yourself?
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>tfw no a rugby themed soap opera named "avocados and coconuts"
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>>75435017
they let women in space now?
Fucken hell what's next.
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>>75434978
omg r u a grrl

used to play but injuries and work caught up with me so hung up my boots and started my /rug/ shitposting career instead

>>75435017
very abstract feel brazilbro. pic related
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>>75435135
damn shame
Even the casual players are massive nowdays, sucks for a barrier of entry.
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Guys!

Was watching the 1st XV game today and fell in love with the opposition 13

He is beautiful

Taller than our tallest lock (6'2)

Strong ball carrier and good step

He also threw the most beautiful pass I've ever seen

Might go to the away fixture next week just to get a glimpse of him again

Why do tall handsome men never notice me?
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> you will be alive to witness the Trinh Duc posting revival
> there are people on /rug/ RIGHT NOW that do not know the struggles we had with TD spammer
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>>75435718
do you think it really was a girl?
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>>75436387
unironically yes. I am 90% sure it was that asian qt as well. I remember messaging her directly and she denied it but her responses were a little strange. also funny how it stopped very quickly after we all messaged her too

those were dark /rug/ times
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>tfw you are a BSK so it's socially acceptable for you to autism as much as you want to about super rugby

Feels good lads
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>in the scrum
>prop whips his dick out
what the fuck do i do lads
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>>75440449
wtf is that on the argie's head?
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>>75440447
You're literally the autistic cream floating on top of /rug/
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>>75440449
That's a pretty small pecker
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>>75432061

Based
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>>75440449
Does this flanker have any sort of social media?
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>>75441761
I don't have a trip so I have a long way to go
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>>75443479
You'll get there my man, I believe in you
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>Hughie Fury pulled out of the Parker fight
Are all poms this terrified of BSKs?
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>>75443525
Lions might pull of the NZ tour
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Rugby BTFO
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>>75444033
Who is this strange man
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This just came into my junk mail box.
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>>75443630
Your mum pulled me of last night lad.
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>>75444840
hush hush money?
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>>75440449
hahahahaha
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How is he so cute :3
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time for Chokemont
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>those clermont/leinster kits
yeah those won't clash or anything
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wait, did he really grounded the ball? that looked highly dubious to me
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>Leinster
Hang in there lads, keep those lions safe.
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>>75447594
>>75447594
>>75447594
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>>75447801
FUCK THE LIONS
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>>75447812
Why not just use this thread?
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strettle is criminally underrated
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kinda gay
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at least /our/ lions are safer now, condolences leinster
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Lions 1st XV

15. Stuart Hogg
14. George North
13. Jared Payne
12. Robbie Henshaw
11. Liam Williams
10. Owen Farrell
9. Conor Murray
8. Billy Vunipola
7. Sam Warburton(C)
6. Peter O'Mahony
5. Alun Wyn Jones
4. Maro Itoje
3. Tadgh Furlong
2. Rory Best
1. Jack McGrath

16. Jaime George
17. Mako Vunipola
18. Dan Cole
19. Iain Henderson
20. CJ Stander
21. Rhys Webb
22. Johnny Sexton
23. Elliot Dly

R8 & Subscribe
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>>75452192
*unsubscribes*
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>>75453149
What would you have done differently?
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>>75453268
everything
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>>75453419

meanie bo beanie
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>>75452192
Actual Lions XV coming though

15. L. Halfpenny
14. G. North
13. J. Davies
12. R. Henshaw
11. L.Williams
10. J. Sexton
9. C. Murray
1. M. Vunipola
2. K. Owens
3. T. Furlong
4. M. Itoje
5. A.W. Jones
6. S. Warburton (c)
7. J. Tipuric
8. B. Vunipola

I don't want it to be true, but I know deep down that it is.
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>implying using a filthy leinster thread
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Who here on the PAYNE train
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Awake.
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>tfw no Barcelona x Real Madrid in rugby
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>>75458728
>what is treviso v zebre
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>yfw the Rebs win the Super Rugby Champion's Hip?
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>>75458885
A match between two bottom feeding dwellers just doesn't have that same appeal.
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>>75459856
>bottom feeders

That's no way to talk about the two best clubs in Italy
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>be richard hibbard
>get punched in the balls
>drop to the floor
>ref tells you to stop acting
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>>75460976
They're the two worst clubs in Pro12.
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>>75461877
Now you're just being rude

I hope no Italians are lurking
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>>75454154
>>75452192
gatland has a hard on for farrell, SOB, faletau and halfpenny
they'll be there
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not on mywatch
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>the phonecall that saved /rug/
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>>75465187
chinky cunt
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try and get past all the messi shitposting
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>>75466713
the pathetic state of soccer. one shitty game gets more exposure than the world cup final. everything is just about worshiping that little manlet in a team of cheats
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BSK bump
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>>75468833
The bump that saved /rug/
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>>75468833
>>75469033
The 3's that saved /rug/

Was NH right about 3's?
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4:50 AM here, watching the clermont - leinster game i missed. a good thing about not being a super popular sport is the fact that there are full match videos on youtube that aren't taken down.
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>>75471370
>That was like watching an interpretative dance of "What is wrong with Australian Rugby".

>It was a magnificent in its existentialism and that it was so evocative and yet sufficiency avant-garde in its rendering of what is the true essence of Australian rugby in this very moment.

>From the kick off I was fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the moment. What started out as yearning soon became finessed into a manifesto of pollution, leaving only a sense of dread and the dawn of a new but hauntingly familiar order.

/rug/ comment kino
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>>75471370
>>75473203
Didnt mean to respond. But yh its good that world rugbys pretty lax about youtube uploads
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I just did a steaming Welsh that could be representative of Australian rugby 2bh
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*gets home from work*
*dabs*
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is this /rug/kino? i kinda liked how they did the gameplay scenes. films in other sports usually do it really bad and obviously fake.
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>>75474443
haven't seen it
footrot flats is /rug/ kino
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>>75462181
Actually look at the Pro12 table m8.
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>>75474634
>you will never become a mummy and beat england by doing a backflip off the goal posts to kick a game winning penalty away

shed a tear lads
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>>75474443
"No."
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Dust them off and study up lads.
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Where are you going for your dawn services lads?
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>>75474932
>3 x 7
best leave that one out lad
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>>75474951
I'll be paying respect to my own flagpole from the comfort of my bed.
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>>75474952
gotcha
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>>75475811
Thanks.
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Scotland
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Sharks centre got banned for 6 fucking weeks for a little tip tackle.

What the fuck, in school it only used to be a yellow card and maybe a letter of apology if you hurt the guy.

Fucking pansies
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>>75475997
>you can't tear your opponent's scrotum with your cleats anymore

fucking semen slurping sport
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>>75475997
Mate he coulda doyd
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>>75475842
What do you think you're playing at lad?
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>super rugby - empty seats
it is as simple as not selling tickets for seats behind the camera until the front sits are full.
>NH rugby - playing in daylight
it is annoying to wait for the camera to shift every other second from light area to dark area.
i understand soccer games playing early to minimize hooliganism and drunks, but rugby fans are mostly civilized people. is it because of evenings being too cold?
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>>75476457
it's to prevent clashing with divegrass
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>>75476457
what are you even talking about
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>>75476520
it clashes with soccer in those hours... soccer games are played in the afternoon in saturday and early evening in sunday.
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Worst rugby memories lads?

For me its Australia v Scotland in the 2015 RWC QF's

This still cuts pretty deep. I just hope >we get the crims again in 2019 to exact some revenge and hopefully bring some closure to that result.

It's funny too, because at the time all I could muster was a shitty forced smile and think 'typical Scotland'. That soon gave way to anger and then disgust at the team, Joubert and Foley.
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>>75419598
Honestly, Super just opens a whole can of worms about global leagues and calendars. If SH club level teams didn't play so regularly, we wouldn't have this conversaton.
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>>75476884
It fills me with rage every time I think about it. Christchurch needs to be wiped off of the map.
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>>75476884
>the expat that wishes he was born in easterhouse is posting again
Thought we were rid of yanks
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>>75476884
It was refball that allowed Scotland to get this close to begin with.

Anyway I don't think Australia will lose to Scotland, even as they are now. Doubt 2019 will be any different unless something on the tier of 2003 SA happens to Australia or Scotland's new coach is better than his predecessor.
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>>75476884
Leinster losing to clermont yesterday cut pretty deep.
Although I was more angry and depleeted than sad.
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>>75476884
Warburton red card v France
Numerous Cuthbert fuck ups but the one against SA in the WC stands out
Lions losing 2nd test in 2009
Ospreys choking against Biarritz and Saracens in the Heineken cup
Not snatching away Ireland's 2009 slam with that last kick
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>>75476922
Australian Rugby seems to be going down the shitter so I wouldn't rule out a 2003 SA-like collapse just yet.

It's actually quite a shame really because I used to enjoy a competitive Tri-Nations before it became Nzwinslol the Cup.

>>75476939
What about that last minute loss vs NZ?
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>>75476622
it's also played in late evening sundays

there's always some divegrass going on, so you have to make a choice
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>>75476884
rwc 1995
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>>75477098
Yes that was also bad times, that one lasted a few days but at least we've beaten them since.
I guess I just went for the freshest.
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>>75476884
2015 Super Rugby Final

The fact that GOATrad never got won the championship he deserved will always erk me
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>>75477327
>GOAT
>never won his domestic league
kek nice 'GOAT' you have there
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>>75476884
Hard to choice. Long history of bad moments.
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>>75478218
I'm sure his two world cup medals are more than enough consolation
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>>75478291
>Fraudrad Smith
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>>75478239
What are you talking about, you have no history, literally a blank slate
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>>75478890
kek this
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http://www.the42.ie/garry-ringrose-cj-stander-european-player-of-the-year-3356434-Apr2017/

Reckon Farrell or Stander will get it but it should really be Ringrose
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>>75481093
>player of the championship
>didn't even make the final
Nah lad, Faz got this.
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>>75481123
Farrell plays a bit part for Saracens and is carried by everyone else in the team
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>>75481193
>this is what buttblasted paddies believe
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>>75476457
>>super rugby - empty seats
>it is as simple as not selling tickets for seats behind the camera until the front sits are full.
>Its as simple as pretending certain seats don't face a particular direction and that the weather doesn't effect where people want to sit

Have you ever been to a stadium to see a game live?
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>>75481235
What exactly am I meant to be buttblasted about?

He tackles and kicks well and throws a few screen passes whilst playing behind an incredibly strong pack.
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>>75481304
You've just described every ten who's ever played on a winning team.

Farrell's very good. Probably hasn't reached peak Sexton sort of levels yet but he's not far off and is much more likely to play a full eighty.
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>>75481433
>You've just described every ten who's ever played on a winning team.

No I haven't
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>>75481576
>No I haven't

Yes you have
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>>75482094
come on man, NZ 10s do great runs, including brilliant dummies and direction changing. farrell has none of that. even australia has foley.
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>>75482094
ROG never tackled particularly well, don't remember him throwing many screen passes. Barrett's defence is hardly solid, kicking isn't great at club level. Carter, Sexton, Barrett, even ROG have won games either single handedly or behind a beaten pack.

Conversely they have on occasions done none of those things and still won.
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>>75476910
fucking state of that match
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>>75476910
>>75477327
These 2bh
>>75477124
This too, poisoning players to win the final. Literally the only RWC with an asterisk on it
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new tat lads
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>>75482557
>muh poison
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>>75477327
they used up all their mana on the highlanders after jerry collins died
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>>75482285
Fair points, but to say that Farrell is a bit part player for Saracens is an overstatement. He is integral to Saracens ability to strangle teams like they did Munster last Saturday. He's an incredibly good passer of the ball; he'll pretty much always give the right pass, whether that's a short delayed pop pass or double skip to a winger. He's also a brilliant kicker, both in live play and off the tee. His running game isn't as good as Barrett's obviously but it's alright. In all the basics of out half play he's top notch and Saracens would be a much worse team without him.
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>>75482737
If you love Farrlel so much, why don't you MARRY him?
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>>75482835
Because I'm already pledged to Ringrose
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>>75482601
>people involved in the poisoning have come out (anonymous or otherwise) saying that they were poisoned (or told to ignore the mysterious things they did to their water/tea/coffee)
>team mates that ate completely different food came down sick with the same symptoms
>Nah they totally didn't poison them though i.i.i.i...it was food poisoning they a.a.a.a... ate bad chicken

1995 will always be an asterisk on SA's RWC win. Poison or not can you really say you won when the entire opposite side was sick from your hospitality and were still withing 3 points.
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>>75482925
even if they didnt poison them its still an asterisk
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Post your favourite Asterix.
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>>75482903
That picture
>blacked
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>>75483855
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>>75485079
>he doesn't know
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>>75485568
>the cheque cleared lads. Drop the charges
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>>75485693
>Aussie is so poor they can't afford to drug it up and pay off the investigation

SAD!!!
What aid foundation do I donate to to fix this!!
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>>75485568
Do we ever find out why he was exonerated?
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>>75486094
iirc something about the samples being miss handled, they didn't match which was why he was labelled as a "drug cheat" even though all that they had said was the samples didn't match. There was an investigation into that but I haven't heard anything about that
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>>75486190
Interesting. I shall investigate further.
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>>75486240
Keep us informed of the status of your investigation lad
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sausage rolls for dindins lads
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chicken korma for dinnums to be honest
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>>75490540
how old are you mate
be honest
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>>75490641
23
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http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2017/04/new-zealand-is-getting-roasted-on-reddit.html
How will we recover
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>>75454154
Gatland doesn't really like Tipuric. He should pick him and Warburton to start, but it'll likely be either POM or SOB.
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>>75491019
>all I know about NZ is its small, has lots of sheep and made LotR the insult list
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>>75491019
oh man, I don't go in the sledging threads. They're too much for me, if some posts are too mean I have to lie down and rub my belly to feel better. Sorry you had to deal with this Kiwis, stay strong.
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>>75491019
"You may be pretty but your internet is slower than a quadriplegic tortoise."

Oh man these redditors are savage.. ROASTED!!
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>>75491019
>people mock nz
>makes national news

Jesus fuck. If a kiwi journo ever sat in the Eatons Hill Tavern for an afternoon and listened to the old cobbers while they had a punt on the trots it would fill the 24 hour new cycle for months.
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>>75475028
kicking game is also interesting. i got into the game after watching the 2007 RWC final which was a penalty fest. you have to earn those penalties after all.
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This is your lions captain, say something nice about him.
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>>75493964
At least you're not hartley.
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>>75491301
Let me just begin by saying that I have absolutely no issue with a bit of banter, and that I understand that there are long held grudges between countries in the 6N which serve to make the competition that much more exciting.
In a few recent comments, I've been trying to discuss the anti-English sentiment that I encounter within the UK and Ireland. It is not some sort of blanket hatred, but it is certainly something which exists.
The main case that I took issue with was the completely unfounded remarks of Jim Telfer in his recent interview. I simply made a comment saying that English people don't feel (in my experience) 'distain' for our opponents at Twickenham, and that the claim that we think of all Scots as 'plebs' is just utter nonsense.
I live in Scotland, I have family in both Wales and Ireland, and I interact with people from all over on this sub. In general, people have been kind, forgiving, helpful, and most importantly very entertaining to chat rugby with! However, in the past 4 or 5 days I have received 12 PMs from users who I assume are from this sub. Some of them are simply disagreeing with me, which is perfectly acceptable (although I would prefer a reply on the comment you disagree with in the future). Others, are not so rational, and range from simple rudeness and insult, to actual racism.
The stuff directed at me sucks, but I can live with. For instance: "You pathetic fucking cretin."
However, ones like: titled: fecking cunt "No wonder the other home nations hate the English",
and "Fuck England, your all tory wankers, just kys please"
are not acceptable.
I'm not going to name and shame or anything, I'm just asking that you stop sending me these messages. I am very willing to have a heated and well informed debate over anything I've said which you think is incorrect. Let's keep things informative and friendly.
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>>75494171
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>>75476884
our current national team, our defeat in sochi from romanians and zero chances to get to wc 2019
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>>75496412
>Worst rugby memories lads?
our national team
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>>75476457
also Crusaders - Sunwolves match with empty seats and all Russian nt home matches with empty seats tho free tickets.
JUST
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>>75493964
He's got some pretty sweet guns.
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and our under18 kids won european championship with litteraly zero coverage in media. no one give a single fuck.
painful.
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>>75496673
>>75496485
Cheer up man.
Still better than being an ulster fan.
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>>75496705
True, life is miserable
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>>75493964
He's never once given away a red card as a lion.
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>messaging random american milf
>things get hot and we start talking about sex etc
>sends me nudes
>fapping furiously
>all of a sudden she decides to tell me she has bone cancer
>says she'll barely last through next year

Difficult fap Tbh lads but I managed.
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>>75499871
share?
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>>75499871
you gonna tap that terminal pussy lad?
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Just woke up lads
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>>75500752
Make sure to meet your quota lad.
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>>75496673
Even in Sport Express?
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>three day old thread

JEESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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*dabs*
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>>75503402
Normal on weekdays
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>>75503402
/rug/ has huge /heart/
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I forgot to post this morning, but rest assured I am awake.
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>>75504689
post proof
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*posts proof*
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My club is finally starting to focus back on 15's instead of 7's. Can't wait to push a proper scrum again
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>>75504689
Good to see you're still alive Daniel.
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>>75505549
>daniel
>in /rug/
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*posts poo*
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>>75505649
how big was it lad?

did it flush alright?
strong shape?
good texture?
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>>75505649
what position does it play for the lions lad
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>>75505792
First five.
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>>75505549
Newcunts out.
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landers
>>
will
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
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win it all
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>>75503402
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>>75506956
What an abortion

10/10
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>"One flipside of woman's changing roles is 'girls can do anything', girls are less lady-like – and so they should be. [Heavy drinking] is one way it is manifesting, they're drinking just like the lads," she said.
http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/health/91472784/new-study-confirms-nzs-ladette-problem-drinkers?cid=facebook.post.91472784
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>>75506956
is this the pinnacle of /rug/ memes?
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>>75506992
good lasses, makes them good breeding stock
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>>75506956
>the shoop that saved /rug/
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>>75506992
based west auckland
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>>75506997
It's right up there lad
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>>75506997
That people are even considering it shows how far /rug/ has fallen
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>>75507111
gentleben detected
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>>75506956
This was made with law firm photoshop
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>>75507120
>every Australian is gentleben

Immediately the classic memes show themselves to be the best again.
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>>75506891
i honestly fart too much these days. no idea why. i release a good one like every other hour.
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>>75507338
same to be honest
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>>75507145
t. Gentlepeen
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>>75507338
You eat too much. And probably should eat more probiotics/fermented foods.
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>>75507338
Too much carbohydrate/veg probably
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>>75507111
t. Has Never Contributed a Thing
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>>75507111
cute banter
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Feel a bit bunged up but I also have a gurgling upset stomach. Hope I don't shit the bed.

Also just made my bru picks, might have to look at them again when I'm not in so much discomfort
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>>75507641
Sounds like you need to take a big steaming blues
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>>75507641
Just take a nap while on the toilet.
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>>75507641
touching cloth bru picks are the best kind lad
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Got myself a comfy as fuck gardening job just before summer lads.
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>>75509662
Pretty jelly desu, had one last year, miss it
Those cash in the paw tips
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>>75509662
A zero hours job?
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>>75511129
It's not full-time but it's 4 days a week minimum
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>>75509662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Autistic_Gardener

??
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coming for you barrett
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Up and awake.
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>>75513751
Lawes for late hits
Itoje for high tackles
Te'o for forearm charges
Marler for racism

NZ are gonna be the ones nearly doying this time.
Also some of the lions pictures are weird as fuck
>seymour in charge of not looking like a creep
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Lions?

More like lie-ins haha coz I won't be bothering me hole getting up to watch the games.
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Why is /rug/ so bad at predicting Super Rugby matches?
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>>75513751
Would much rather launchberry be there than le big meme hits on the oppo 10 man.
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>>75516679
>seymour in charge of not looking like a creep
Post a pic of yourself then lad. Let us judge you by your appearance as you have done seymor.
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>>75517216
I'm consistently in the top third, that's not too bad.

There have been a few upsets and a lot of games not going close/blown out like expected
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>>75517745
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>>75517839
wojak? wow he jacked
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Reckon Leinster will walk the CC next season.

Literally a starting XV of:

1. McGrath
2. Cronin
3. Furlong
4. Fardy
5. Toner
6. O' Brien
7. Leavy
8. Conan
9. McGrath
10. Sexton
11. Lowe
12. Henshaw
13. Ringrose
14. Byrne
15. Nacewa

Not to mention Carbery, Tracy, VDF, Heaslip, Conan, Healy, O Loughlin, Murphy etc. can't be arsed listing them all.
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>>75519475
I figure we will make the final next year but not win it.
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>>75519535
I could see that happening
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>>75519475
>basically the same team that got pumped by Clermont plus Lowe
kek
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>>75519685
Don't think munster will do great though. Feels mean saying it but I think if foley hadn't dies they're season would've been a joke.
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>>75509618
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>>75520201
27 - 22 was hardly pumped.

Leinster were the better team for the vast majority of the game. Dominated, actually, with ball in hand and it was extremely encouraging for the future. Made metres at will and retained possession extremely comfortably in the second half.

The lack of experience in a semi-final environment due to the extremely young age profile of the team plus the lack of SOB/VDF in the opening 15 at the breakdown and the poor back field defence within the first half is why they lost.

Only at lock is the real weakness in the team currently.

Plus Clermont are a very good team and well established and literally one of the best in Europe.

>>75520217
I agree, I think they have a good team and are maybe 2 years off winning a Champions Cup whereas Leinster are probably a year, but I suspect a Leinster Munster Pro12 final and a Leinster win.

They lack the depth Leinster has as well.
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>>75520584
Yeah I took umbrage with that guys use of pumped too. The game had very very fine margins. Basically the difference wasm leinster's utter absence in the first 15 minutes and lopez' composure, those drop goals were so good.
I figure ulster are doomed to continue on as is while i think connacht could go either way. Whudya think?
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>>75520304
Titto better be on alert next time he visits the ape enclosure at the zoo.
Is this how the ape uprising begins?
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>>75520785
>calling a Maori an ape

I expect foul racism on reddit but not in /rug/. Delete this post immediately.
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>>75517839
I'd fuck you in the ass, pussy.
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>>75522835
That's pretty gay lad
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>>75522835
Yeah, I'd fucking let him hold me in his arms until morning, like a big gay boy. What a queer.
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*farts*
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>>75516679
our depth is too good for that to work
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>>75525771
>the second string of a regional team beat the Welsh National Rugby Union Team
>lol if we doyd all of the all blacks we would win

Delusional to think anything other than a 3-0 series 2bh
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>>75525771
>>75526082
Haven't seen NZ this /rattled/ since the last 6.2 in christchurch
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>>75523638
>>75524029
>seething homophobia from poopeelia
Colour me surprised.
>>
I'll make my bru predictions when I get home from work, cuzzies
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>>75526259
>weak stale "banter" from the Poonited Cuntdom
Colour me surprised.
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Reminder that the Welsh National Rugby Union Team traveled to NZ and got absolutely spanked by the Gallagher Chiefs who had more than half their players missing (see pic related). The Welsh side to play their Chiefs only had nine players deemed not good enough to play the AB's, where the Chiefs 10 of their regular full strength side.

Further reminder that after this embarrassing loss the British and Irish Lions tried to back pedal on their contract which has them playing weakened New Zealand Super Rugby teams mid week. They then entered damage control a year before a game was meant to be played saying they players will be over worked and be unable to perform at their usual strength during the tour.

Northern Hemisphere rugby literally shakes in their boots at the idea of playing weakened Club rugby teams, and us Kiwis know a lot about shaking.
>>
just squeezed out a Newshub lads
do NOT use the toilet for at LEAST an hour lads
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The ALL GODS will win this loins tour 4-0, despite it only being a 3 match series, such is the demolition they'll be handing out.
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>>75528133
>Makes a joke that's easy to get
>Explains the joke

The absolute state of your post lad.
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>>75526500
>>75528030
>>75528133

Spotted the good posts.
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Spotted dick for pudding lads
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>>75528586
Did he say anything when you saw him? What pudding did you two get?
>>
>>75528719
fucking kek

is this the fabled asian banter?
>>
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Saw this this arvo
Do Kiwis Welsh better than the Welsh?
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/ourguy/?

https://youtu.be/kQPy6RQTE20?t=4m36s
>>
>>75513751
I actually cant remember the last time Barrett took a big tackle. His spacing is better than Carters and he's bigger

>>75509662
Jelly. Done a few weeks with builders in the summer and its so comfy. They do take the fucking piss mind you and fuck doing it in winter
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>>75529160
Depends what you mean by big tackle?
He literally took a tackle that should have been a yellow in the last fortnight (might have been 3-4 weeks ago was before or after their bye I can't remember which), not a doyd tackle but all the same.
Most NH teams have a big hitter in the mid field (usually le coconut centre meme) and you as a play maker run at them or have them run at you multiple times a game. He can take a knock up to a size that would injure all but the more tough players, he isn't a glass cannon but isn't the toughest on the pitch.
>>
>>75529160
/ourguy/ lawes will get him
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/hype/
>>
>>75529772
10/10 even better than the last one
>>
>>75529114
Seems like a bit of a bender 2bh
>>
>>75529114
>cumgayders fan

Not our guy.
>>
>>75529772
kek noicely done

are you gonna be doing them throughout the tour?
>>
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You now remember Dan Lydiate
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>>75531064
>an injured Lydiate got picked over Robshaw in 2013

Still mad desu
>>
>>75529772
Neat, I like how barret can outrun the bus with his meme speed.
>>75531064
Is he gouging his own player. Whatta top bloke.
>>
Murray out of loins tour, inside scoop lads
>>
>>75435544
>Tallest second row less than 6'2
What sort of meme team is this, average height for a schools 2nd row is about 6'3. Seriously the whole point of 2nd row is to be tall. I'm 6'2 and I'm a proplet and that's about average for prop any taller that 6'3 tend to be lanklets and any smaller than 6'0 just don't have the required mass usually.
>>
>>75533894
Name yer sauce
>>
>>75534692
dad works for munster
>>
kiwis are up.
>>
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South American A Championship soon
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>>75533894
This has been the official line out of everyone since a day after the senods last weekend of the 6 nations: it's just a stinger, he'll be grand next week.
It was the same when sexton was injured for ages: he'll be grand next week
Why not just be honest ffs. It's laughable insincere.
>>
>>75533894
>>75535144
Laidlaw next cab off the rack you reckon?
>>
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>>75535791
Gatland will do a gatalnd and make a like for like and bring in Mike phillips.
>>
world cup draw is soon boiz
>>
>>75536450
Its in like a fortnight isn't it?
>>
>>75535065
Hell yeah I'm awake.
>>
Just got stung by a bee lads.
>>
Just met my future wife, future looks beautiful imo lads
>>
>>75539121
left or right hand?
>>
>Phipps and Mumm starting for the tards

Jesus if the Reds lose this they should fold the team.
>>
Post the Super Rugby fixtures for this week please lads.
>>
>>75540168
She is right handed mate
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>>75541012
>Sexta 28 de Abril
Highlânderes x Tempestuosos

>Sábado 29 de Abril
Chefes x Lobos do Sol
Vermelhos x Telopeas
Força x Leões
Chitas x Cruzados
Reis x Rebeldes
Onças x Tubarões

>Domingo 30 de Abril
Brumbys x Azuis

Folgam: Furacões e Touros
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>>75541206
Literally the only games worth watching this week are reds v tards and rebels v kings.
>>
>>75541206
Thanks lad.
>>
(Super) Rugby
>>
>>75541206
Prognostics?
>>
>>75541657
Highlânderes
Chefes
Vermelhos
Leões
Cruzados
Reis
Onças
Azuis
>>
>>75541697
well youre not wrong
>>
http://www.the42.ie/loughney-fox-matamua-connacht-3361481-Apr2017/

And so the decline begins...
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>>75541496
The last time rugby was super was in 2011.

>rebels were still an unknown commodity and played attractive rugby at times
>home and away derbies with everyone in a conference
>no kings, nips or hags

Where were you the last time (((sanzar))) got it right?
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>tfw no Copa Libertadores de América equivalent for rugby
>>
>next world cup is 2 years away
>likely Irish world cup is 6 years away
>will be 31
>likely still be here discussing bowel movements on /rug/

where does the time go lads

hope i die before then
>>
I new nominate devvo lad
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will they EVER be topped?
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>>75543398
Don't worry lad I will heem you before that happens
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>>75543573
devvo lad a shit

>>75543398
speaking of which, i dont what happened but the welsh must have done something with their defense. I just a welsh that put up with a fit
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>>75541697
>oncas
Ayyy haha
No
They already won their set amount of games per season
>>
>>75545074
based suicidal argie
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>>75542409
Do you seriously think any hue/peruvian/chilean/urigiayan team could do anything to stop the final standing being a copy paste of the Argentinean Nacional de clubes?
The top 2 uruguayan clubs are already playing in our system and they are lingering between second and third PROVINCIAL division, no national appearances yet
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>>75545150
dont cry for him
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>>75545253
kek
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>>75545253
lel
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>>75543639
Wow, I never realised how short Nonu was. He must be like 5'10"? 5'11" tops.
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>>75545074
Tubarões also can into indiscipline
>>
RUG
U
G
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>>75542007
Going from connacht to zebre, I mean money is money but jesus.
Outta the fryin pan and into the flaming pile of shit.
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>>75547567
But... he's not going to Zebre?
>>
Making a thread, get this shitter to 500 lads
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>>75548123
Be kind and mention Pro12, Premiership and Top 14 games kiwi friend :)
>>
landers
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>>75548123
gonna make a thread b4 u
:p
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>tfw 8th one year after winning the fucking competition
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500th post
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New
>>75548194

>>75548194
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NEW THREAD HERE

>>75548194

NEW THREAD HERE

>>75548194

NEW THREAD HERE

>>75548194
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>>75542325
>kicking out 2 SA and 1 Aus team
>home and away local derbies
(((SANZAAR))) got that right this year
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