Just the four Saturday PL games today due to the FA Cup semi-finals:
>AFC Bournemouth v Middlesbrough
>Hull City v Watford
>Swansea City v Stoke City
>West Ham United v Everton
EFL is welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!
non league can fuck off
>>75416677
>/3pm/ does not discriminate!
Unless they're tories
3-2
3-1
0-0
1-2
Thank me later
>Even worse fixtures than last week 3pm
>>75416686
The only "league" fixture in the OP is the last one.
The rest are Conference rubbish.
Games are a bit grim desu. Might aswell watch Lukaku score against Wet Spam for the 50th time.
>>75416739
0-0
1-1
0-0
0-0
>>75416739
>middlesbrough scoring goals
They're playing a back 5 today for fuck's sake.
>AFC Bournemouth v Middlesbrough
2-1
>Hull City v Watford
1-1
>Swansea City v Stoke City
1-2
>West Ham United v Everton
0-3
>Chelsea vs Tottenham
3-1
>What kind of haircut do you want?
>Give me the Andy Carroll m8
>>75416928
what is wrong with this creature
>>75416876
Chelsea already found out m8.
>>75416928
Abel Xavier senpai
>>75416935
>Tottenham without WHL meme-sized-field gegenpressing
hahaha
>>75416934
He must have absolutely no self awareness. His team's performing poorly, and one of the main criticisms is they're all a bunch of pretty boys, more obsessed with their social media presence, than the game. And he's still posting shit on his accounts about getting a haircut.
>>75416928
the based slovak ending customers again lads
Holy fucking shit i got bad diarrhea
Vardy got lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrGpd4DbZY4
>>75416994
dubs and you shit your pants
>>75416994
fuck off cahill
>>75416849
They will have to attack at some point
Bournemouth lost at home to Sunderland
anything is possible
might just watch soccer saturday
don't fancy any of these """matches"""
>>75416928
Competiting with Pogdab i see
>Boro
GOING DOWN
>Commercials stream fine
>Game started for 30 seconds and the stream stutters
Fucking jews
football ramble bet of the week was for bmouth v boro to be a 0-0
>2 minutes
Just want West Ham to be relegated desu
> Boro
Nonces going down
Swansea could have such a good team
Bony
Aye Siggy
Cork Allen Ki
Williams
Fabianski
>Boro
>Boro
Relegate already
>>75417145
there are at least 3 teams that are more shite this year
Had £19 on 0-0
King scores within 2 minutes
Imagine not having Josh King as your fantasy team captain
>>75417144
Lol
Majority of punters are terrible betters
>>75417145
West Ham are a BIG club la
They deserve to be blowing bubbles in Madrid, Milan and Paris
i have this nbcsn goal rush thing streaming here:
streams.notahoneypot.me
we're not going up are we
>>75417168
At least you won't have to watch that shit game now.
>>75417181
No /lifelong/ supporter would think that for a second.
West Ham have always been hovering between mediocre and utter dogshit.
Would be great to see Newcastle bottle it. Come on Huddersfield
>LEEDS
Josh King has 11 Premier League goals in 2017 so far; five more than Middlesbrough in this period
>>75417168
>home side need 1 win to confirm safety
>away side need to win every game for a chance to stay up
you deserve to lose, might as well just given to a tramp if going to waste it on muggy bets
>>75417216
b-but they finished 7th last season and they have PAYET
>stoke shitty
>>75417221
>6 goals in almost 4 months
how
>>75417232
As a hammer I can be honest and admit Payet carried that team HARD last season.
Now he's fucked off they've resorted to type.
>>75417232
Leicester finished first last season with Huth and Morgan.
>>75417221
>check him out wondering how he's not being hyped up as the greatest english prospect
>he's """""""""""""norwegian"""""""""""""""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75417232
>tfw Payet left in January and is still the 5th highest creator of chances in the league (behind Eriksen, Barkley, Silva and De Bruyne)
>>75417232
>>75417216
>>75417181
That's why I wanted them to go down , a big fucking reality check for them and it'd be hilarious to see that stadium in the championship
>>75417256
you guys did ok when he was injured last year
had like 5 draws in a row so you could at least defend but now cnat even do that
>Millwall
>>75417256
>>75417270
>West Ham fans unironically thought they were better off without Payet
So how many goals a year can Kong actually score if he plays for a good club??
..And if he's fit and not on Kebab and Coke again getting fat.
>>75417168
>betting
>>75417269
he's also 25 and used to be in Manchester United
REPORTING IN HIGH FOR:
U REEEDS
Let's show that midget Johnson what happens when you leave the tarn
>>75417299
>being irish
>donny rovers
>>75417281
For someone who used to ply his trade as a defender, Bilic has no idea how to organise a defence.
>>75417290
Just a load of butthurt fans acting like jilted lovers.
>I-I didn't love him a-anyway
fucking hell boro
embarrassing
>Shittlesborough
Remember when Bournemouth scored 5 v Hull this season
Could be on for another of those
Mr. Stelling angered
The whole Boro team should jump off the Transporter desu.
Boro to do a 05/06 UEFA Cup campaign and win 4-2-
>>75417383
BTFO by Thommo earlier, he's clearly seething.
>>75417390
I fancy them to scrape a draw desu
>I like to work with young players and how I like to give young players a chance maybe more than English managers. I know English football people say you have to look out for young players, that maybe they can play 15 or 20 games but not more. They are afraid. I am not afraid to put young players in. I am not afraid but maybe they are.
Is he right?
Look what I found looking through old stuff
sent off
>>75417410
Stuff you nicked I'm guessing?
>>75417403
maybe not kek
MALONE
>>75417410
thats a long hand
holy shit leeds are fucking finished
never ever coming back
Preparing a presentation about Leicester's season last year for Uni at the moment
>Claudio
Teacher
>Players
Students
>Premier League Title
Year 11's Understanding Chemistry
All about how positive reinforcement for Vardy made him better than he really was, player/manager wanting to achieve a similar goal. Mutual respect and dignity and ability to provide feedback without crushing confidence blah blah blah
Wish me luck boys and girls about ~150 people will be watching
Should I bring a bell and copy Ranieri or is this overkill?
reminder that gaston ramirez is from the capital of the canned pie
>>75417410
give them back to that poor Dutch child
>kammy
every week lel
>Boro
Are they finished?
>>75417449
yes. bring probs and impersonate. need some laughs to not lose the crowd
>>75417410
other's pockets is not 'old stuff'
FULHAM
U
L
H
A
M
>Bookies pulling the Bournemouth game
lol
I really can't believe there's a team worse than Boro in the Premier League.
>>75417449
DILLY DING DILLY DONG
>>75417449
>Should I bring a bell and copy Ranieri or is this overkill?
Dilly ding dilly do it
>>75417449
fucking cringe
F
>>75417472
they never began
fulham coming up lads
>>75417488
Never underestimate the power of
>Moyes
>>75417449
Are you autistic?
>>75417440
is a massive wanker
>>75417449
also bring a snake (can't imagine that it'd be too hard for you to find one) and put a craig shakespeare mask on it
not sure what it could represent but i'm sure you'll find something that works
>>75417449
Oh Reddit how embarrassing you are
IS THAT A BIRD LINESMAN IN THE EVERTON GAME?
>>75417449
>Should I bring a bell and copy Ranieri or is this overkill?
nigger do not
>>75417449
Pearson and Shakespeare built the team, Ranieri just turned up did nothing and Leicester just kept winning with Ranieri getting all the credit.
Should be about how in just 8 years Leicester went from the worst moment in their history to the best.
>>75417505
>you now remember when they reached the Europa League final
bobby madley is fucking wank
>don't spot the herrera handball
>send niasse off for doing nuttin
fucking hell I can't believe so many people fell for that shite bait
>>75417449
>GCSE chemistry
underage b&
>Be Karanka
>Dont play for wins to avoid relegation
>Play for 38 draws to avoid relegation
> Huddersfield
>>75417449
You can have some interaction with some of australias finest students, they can come up to the front to be the chinks who gave the rimjobs
>>75417560
eh, it was funny
>acca already fucked
>had fiver on hull too
fuck sake
>'ull
>>75417564
based alli rae
Was it a red? Didn't fucking look it.
>>75417449
bring the bell
> Hull
Please never get promoted again.
>the mighty Tigers
jesus fucking christ
>>75417449
>>Premier League Title
>Year 11's Understanding Chemistry
>>75417541
no mate ranieri took over a team that were RELEGATION CANDIDATES the season before and SINGLEHANDEDLY turned them into title winners, do keep up
You now remember when Hull were in the EL
>>75417580
Nowhere fucking near.
Poor Silva, he deserves better
Should win MOTS if Hull stay up but some wanker ref has ruined that
>>75417605
You now remember when West Ham were in the EL but got knocked out in the qualifiers by the same Romanian farmers two years in a row.
berahino is such shit at everything
>leeds playing shit yet again
How has that fat tongued mush mouthed retard Paul Merson held onto a job describing what's just happened in a football match for a decade?
>>75417600
Leicester were the best team on form in the PL at the end of 2014/15. Pearson signed Kante, Fuchs and Okazaki. Claudio turned up and did fuck all and kept pissing off to Italy for holidays.
Siggurdson is going to leave Swansea and go to.....
>>75417627
I also remember West Ham needing penalties to beat a team from Malta.
>>75417627
the best bit was that the second time round they put out a decent side because they were now 'ready' to participate in the EL, and then went and got fucking knocked out anyway
>>75417642
stoke
>>75417642
Everton
>QPR
T-they won't go down now surely?
I just really really want leeds to score, and for the table to remain the same for the rest of the season
I just desperately want sheff wednesday not to go up
>>75417638
>leicester fans won't give ranieri any credit
Holy shit you guys are pathetic
>deeney blocking jannmat's sht on the line
lel
>reading
>>75417627
>Romanian farmers
They're the romanian mk dons actually
They would've gone bust had it not been for the european money, thanks west ám
Oh fuck off Reading you bunch of knobjockies
>>75417638
i know, i'm a leicester fan
ranieri definitely played his part (managed expectations, made some sensible tactical decisions, dealt with the media well when the team was under pressure), but there's no way >we'd have won the league if it wasn't for what was in place when he arrived (transfers, squad, coaching staff etc.)
>>75417642
Spurs.
>>75417642
Everton to replace Barkely
Barkley will refuse to sign a new deal but no one will bid for him apart from Wet Ham
>>75417658
no, 5 teams have to overtake them and those 5 are not down there becasue they win a lot
>>75417642
Southampton
>>75417638
>club sacks manager
>few weeks later fans say he was shit anyway, d-didn't even get mad when he was sacked
>literally won leicester fucking city a title
>>75417669
>doncaster
>>75417642
RB Leipzig
>>75417682
no he did le nothing he just sat in the office for 9 months while the players did it all themselves
>>75417688
>Leipzig signing a 27 year old
> All this debate about whether Ranieri was good or not
We'll see if he gets exposed when he takes over Watford. I think he will.
Best red card of the season?
https://u.nya.is/nxbagj.mp4
Lelkaku
>>75417682
Shakespeare won the title. All 3 of them.
>>75417682
Shakespear built the team from scratch
Ranieri was basically the pizza delivery boy
We'll see when Leicester finish in the Top 6 next season
>>75417709
didnt he say he wouldnt take another PL job
>>75417720
fucking hell thats ridiculous
>>75417736
By now you should expect bad ref decisions desu
>>75417720
Yellow desu
>>75417720
someone webum it
>Huddersmeme
>>75417720
horror challenge
>>75417709
Watford could hire Sir Alex or a binman and they'd still chug along in 12th place with a squad full of literally whos
>>75417720
>https://u.nya.is/nxbagj.mp4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Mate did you just try to tackle that guy?
>Straight red 8 game ban
>>75417720
fucking hell
his reaction to the card is pretty good though desu
>>75417733
> We'll see when Leicester finish in the Top 6 next season
Won't happen. The squad is finished and will need to be rebuilt.
>>75417720
Who's the scouse commentator?
>>75417720
This is most likely cause Hull to get relegated if they dont win today
Video replays when
The FA's campaign against Portugese managers continues
>>75417720
Absolutely BRUTAL. Could have ended his career.
>>75417720
>>75417720
fucking what?
>Reading, 3rd in the Championship, has a GD of 1
>Huddersfield, 4th in the Championship, has a GD of 3
Absolute state of non league
>bristol shitty
Michelle Owen's at the Barnsley game!!!
Why didn't I go?!?!
there we go
Why hasn't lukaku scored?
>>75417792
>1st is 35 GD
>2nd is 37 GD
>3rd is 1 GD
>4th is 3 GD
>5th is 26 GD
Makes perfect sense....
>>75417773
Carragher
>>75417819
The amount of West Ham fans believing they're a big team has got to him
Fulham coming back up would be based
>Lelds
fucking retarded ref
>>75417814
*curb your enthusiasm song starts playing*
>>75417720
Eyes almost popped out his head, top keky
>>75417819
because then his goal would have to actually win Everton some points as opposed to being a meaningless one in the 85th minute
>>75417768
>FA Appeal Process
No, it was a dangerous tackle. 8 game ban upheld and Hull fined £1m for a frivolous appeal.
>HEY GUYS, WELCOME TO RESPECT THE REFEREE MONTH!
>>75417811
lel
I miss those threads
>>75417819
Because Barkley is trying his best to pass to as many West Am players as possible
do lelds just not want to get promoted?
do they have a phobia of it?
one hell of a choke this season
>>75417814
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yea das me, I spose you wondrin bix nood a dibba du
>>75417854
Great Pass!
>>75417854
love this goal, mainly for the massive amounts of abuse he gets from the watford fans
>>75417874
kek
what does bix nood actually mean
>>75417858
Africa has some aesthetic flags
>Fulham are getting promoted
>'uddersfield
>>75417874
fucking kek
*chokes out of the playoffs*
who else /fulham/ here?
>uddersfield
>>75417444
For you
I 4-1 wouldn't want to be a Huddersfield fan! Haha.
Fulham are fucking boring. Everybody should want Leeds to go up for maximum trolling.
>leeds stay down
>ull goes down and takes that attention whore tripfag with them
>boro goes down
>sunderland goes down
gonna be some good northern banter next season
How can we make the Championship play-offs more fair
The idea that you can finish 3rd, 15 points ahead of someone in 6th, and they get promoted and you don't is DESPICABLE
> Go 1-0 up
> By the end of the half, you're 4-1 down
State of Huddersfield
Oh my FUCKING GOD
FUCKING BASTARD, hope he gets lynched in the car park
King could probably still cut down a bit on the burgers.
>>75417928
Fulham are actually not boring. Young team with a great manager, who play with pace and intensity.
>>75417932
>fear of fulham intensifies
>fulham win 7-1
>these two teams meet in the playoff final
>udd get revenge
>>75417924
Go back to Mexico Carlos.
>>75417928
Best result is either Leeds missing out or losing the playoff final, or if they do go up they do a Derby.
>>75417932
Play offs will never be fair. You could like they do in Belgium though
>>75417940
Please give Silva to Arsenal
QUICK
Someone tell me what score Everton ends
> Fulham using up all their goals against Hudderfisled before they play them in the play-offs
Fucking idiots
Ranocchia is world class cb since played in PL.
>>75417932
Team that finished 3rd can field 11 players, teams that finished 4th - 6th can only field 10
>>75417940
the manager or the ref? your pic is confusing me
>>75417955
>huddersfield are losing 9-1 on aggregate against fulham this season
>>75417965
0-0
>>75417965
0-3
>Chelsea are resting Hazard and Costa
>Spurs are resting Walker and Kane
Is the FA cup finished?
>>75417928
Reading are the ones that are fucking boring and their manager is a cunt
Fulham are a good team playing probably the best football in the Championship
Look at this fucking shit,this is Reading almost each match
https://twitter.com/WALM0T33/status/847329679887421441
>>75417961
Jesus no, the Belgian system is the autist of football leagues.
>>75417947
i'd agree that fulham the 'club' are boring, but yeah at the moment the team definitely isn't
they're in good form so i reckon they'll make it through the playoffs
>>75417932
that's what they do in serie b in italy, right?
if there's a 10 point gap from 3 to 4 they scrap the playoffs
>>75417978
Huddersfield are good at getting absolutely spanked now and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbKbSVI3_O0
why does the championship have playoffs anyway
why can't the top three just go up the same way the bottom three go down?
>>75418001
how did people watch tv back then
anything before like 2010 looks like shit
>>75417988
>dropping out of form/unfit players for hungry fringe players who will step up
no problem here
>>75417980
>>75417985
one of you is wrong
>>75418012
Because the championship playoffs are some of the most dramatic, kino football games of the season
>>75417999
If the team who finishes 3rd gets automatic promotion because of a 10 point gap, there are then 3 teams remaining, how would that work
Can we set up a third goal and have a hexagon shaped pitch?
>>75418012
£££
>>75418012
to try and make it different and cool and american to attract viewers
you know whats disgusting, newcastle will be promoted not due to being good, but because other teams keep failing, its fucking disgusting
>>75418020
its him
dont believe his lies
>>75418014
can you technically still go down?
>>75418001
Yeah
>letting fucking jimmy 'bambi on ice' kebe score against you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOnsrnmHk2w
>>75418012
what sort of philistine wants to get rid of promotion playoffs, highlight of the season
>>75418031
the other three teams don't have the chance to get promoted if there's a 10 point gap (or however much it is) between them and 3rd
>>75418038
>you now remember Hull had no strikers for the last 3 months of the season against Loanford
>they still went up
>>75418031
>If the team who finishes 3rd gets automatic promotion because of a 10 point gap, there are then 3 teams remaining, how would that work
kek
>>75417988
Source?
>>75418055
absolutely
we were only 4 clear and our last two games are brighton away and a 6-pointer against 'arry
>>75418038
i mean if the team is 3rd and 4th have 30 less goal difference than them then nobody else deserves to be promoted either. just shut the league down. maybe reduce it to 20 teams
>>75418038
What's worse is that a team who finished 18th in English football gets replaced by someone who (potentially) finished 26th in English football
What is the point in replacing better teams with worse teams, just for the sake of it?
In a more fair sport the teams who get relegated should have a play-off with the teams who get promoted, to decide who comes into/stays in the prem
>>75418056
fuck me i remember jimmy kebe
one of the many ridiculously memeable leeds players
>>75418015
>he didn't live the era of 2 channel black and white analog tvs that had to be adjusted every few minutes to keep the image and audio ''''''''''''''good''''''''''''
lmao at your life faggot, aids didn't even exist and condoms were for boring people
>>75417988
costa should have been dropped a while ago
>>75418093
they do that in Germany
I think the team who finished 3rd plays bottom placed Bundesliga 1 team
>>75418093
this is the answer
that would be so much banter. fucking promoted teams play the relegated teams for their spot
>>75418087
ahh, difficult situation then eh?
no doubt you'll get the strength to beat us up in the second half just as wigan did
>>75418020
>>75418053
Don't listen to him lad, I hear he has a vast collection of brillo pads
>>75418014
How's Tammy doing? All I see is him scoring tap ins, does he do anything else?
>>75418012
For moments like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSc3-NACSY
>>75418115
not really but that's what he's for. absolute beast of nipping in front of defenders
>>75418089
newcastle were basically gifted a lot of goals by officials due to bad refereeing, so their gd is extremely flattering
>>75417988
Hazard's injured I think
Costa's absolute wank so that's understandable
Michy's been garbage when he's played though, I don't have high hopes tbqh
>>75418118
still amazed at that
just shows you how good the sport is
>>75418118
>and then they went on to have an utterly shit match again palace in the final where the highlight of the threads on /sp/ were a guys turtle was shagging a flip flop thing
>>75418093
bit of a reach that, if you finish 20th you're not necessarily better than the team that finished third in the Champ, just means you can't go any lower
>>75418095
look at this lanky piece of shit
he looks more like the guy serving you your kebab at 4am than a fucking sunday league footballer let alone a former premier league one
Him running was a sight to behold, like a humanoid rl version of this gif
>>75418109
16th placed.
>>75418153
yeah that's faulty logic
would you really say boro are a better team than brighton simply because they will finish 'higher' in the football pyramid?
>>75418130
forrest game and recent penalty debacle disagree with you
>>75418132
>Michy's been garbage when he's played though
you judge him on 3 mins every 4 weeks?
Excellent work by the fourth official there
>>75418118
>Cockaert
can't believe he's back in the Prem now
>>75418173
only way to find out is have a match
>>75418118
if the whistle had been blown after the penalty miss would Leicester have won on away goals? or would it have gone to extra time?
>>75418118
the last couple of years have made up for it but that was fucking horrendous as a leicester fan
should never have been a penalty though really
>>75418190
extra time, no away goals in the playoffs any more
>>75418183
>forrest game and recent penalty debacle disagree with you
t. newcastle fan
take your goggles off you retard, those werent incorrect
>>75418161
there's that goal he scored against norwich where he kind of tries to get past a norwich defender, instead he just crashes into him with his body and keeps running after the ball
>>75418187
nah im not having it
the bottom 3 of the prem nearly always stink the place out and should be sent directly down without being given a solitary game to excuse a full season of shite
>>75418126
Yeah he seems like his positioning is excellent
You think he has what it takes to play in the prem?
>>75418183
>you judge him on 3 mins every 4 weeks?
Nah, based on the West 'Am game a while back when he started and did absolutely nothing
I really want him to do well, he just needs more game time
>>75418222
this. don't give these teams another chance of safety.
>Reading
Brighton as a club will be a good addition to the Premiership but under Hughton the team will be complete aids to watch. Might as well sack him now.
>>75418190
they dont use away goals in the playoffs
>>75418217
apparently hes a fucking poker player now
>managing to injure yourself as an official, when you're not even the referee
>>75418241
he was doing well with newcastle before he was sacked
not sure what he was thinking at norwich, hopefully he's learned from his mistakes though
Most of the poorly run clubs are dropping out the PL and not coming back any time soon
As the money increases to level the playing field the shittier run clubs will drop down the table
Soon we won't have league full of shitters like Hull, Sunderland, Burnley, Middlesbrough etc.
HAHAHA FUCK U PIGGIES
BASED DERBADOS
>>75418239
only fucking team on my bet letting me down
>>75418230
won't ever make it at chelsea because
>chelsea youth policy
and because he's probably too limited to be a top 4 striker. I think he will probably be at a promotion chasing championship side next season I would think
>>75418222
but the reason they are so shit is because they got promoted into a league they aren't good enough to be in
the cycle is bound to repeat itself forever unless the bottom 3 of the prem faceoff against the top 3 of the sunday league standards chumpionship
>>75418241
disagree completely, when he was with newcastle he played attractive football, and newcastle fans will always hold him in their hearts for the 5-1 over sunderland
>>75418268
>Burnley
But they're a well run club right now.
>>75418268
>shittier run clubs
burnley and middlesbrough aren't badly run though
>>75417658
We won't go down now, but it just looks like we've given up trying to win matches.
GET IN DERBY
>>75418279
sunderland aren't newly promoted and they're worse than anyone.
>owls
>>75418279
i dont want to agree to this because it gives teams like sunderland an extra change to stay up
Was Berahino ever good or is he just coasting on some decent form and a few penalties ?
>stoke 600 minutes without away goal
>playing against the worst defence in the prem without even threatening fabianski
just how shit is berahino?
>>75418306
That's Moyse's fault, it's an anomaly
Newcastle was/are a way better team than Middlesborough, yet middlesborough get promoted and newcastle get relegated
was chris martins suspension the best thing to happen to fulham?
>>75418295
If Forest win next week against QPR it will be shaky if they hold their win against Reading, Burton and Bristol need one win, Birmingham could have a slight bounce with Arry and Blackburn are playing mid table teams in all their games. It's very unlikely but if all of them come together they will be down.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF READING
Courtois; Azpilicueta (c), David Luiz, Ake; Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro
rumors are truth
AKE
>reading
Borja Baston worst signing of the season?
Thoughts?
Are there any cases where a player knocks out a ref?
>>75418387
>the absolute state of the fa cup
>>75418405
He's a big guy.
WHAT A DAY FOR NEWCASTLE
inb4 >we choke on monday
>>75418405
he's a big guy
Bianca's accent is so rough
>>75418405
wtf no way this is real
>>75418387
also, ALL HAIL CAPTAIN CESAR AZPILICUETA OF ROMAN'S EMPIRE
Begovic, Zouma, Terry, Chalobah, Fabregas, Hazard and Diego Costa.
Lloris (C), Trippier, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Wanyama, Dembele, Son, Eriksen, Dele, Kane
Subs: Lopez, Davies, Walker, Wimmer, Sissoko, Nkoudou, Janssen.
>>75418405
He's a big guy
>da royals
>it's a Sheffield wednesday score a goal in an illegitimate way episode
>>75418405
going to steal someone elses joke i saw on sp
>not fit to wear the shirt
I think to mix things up every season we should have a vote to exchange one of the boring and meaningless teams like West Brom and Everton for a foreign team
So for example we could vote for West Brom to be replaced by Valencia next season
>>75418419
They won't now, they need one point to go up now with their GD.
tyb Hull
>SHITFORD
MARKOVICCCCCCCCCCCC
>twatford
>>75418347
The chances of that actually happening are pretty unlikely though, like you said.
But, knowing us, it might.
fuckinghell Barnsley
>>75418426
Yep, they really lost 3-0 to palace
>>75418445
>implying that vote wouldn't just end up getting hijacked so >Young Boys ended up on a 10 season streak in the PL
>>75418387
>ake
>batsman
H-hype?
>Willian
>Matic
Fuck
>>75418329
had one good season, Tottenham were ready to buy him
>>75418387
>Conte unleashing Batshit
>Agay
4-0 Spurs
ALLAHUACKBAR HULL
>dat BMI ass tackle
>poo pee are
>>75418446
Well, they have been really poor lately, except for the game against Leeds. Gayle's injury has had a massive impact
>bet O3.5 for West Ham-Everton
>zero fucking goals
what happened?
>Ipshit could possibly go through the whole season without beating Rotherham
>>75418510
they have nothing to play for.
>>75418503
i bet youve been over on day trips to SJP
That Grosicki lad is half decent, shame about the rest of Hull's signings being loaned
>>75418510
Everton bad away. West ham shit and even shitter at home.
Derby come on now
>Durrby
useless
I hate Wednesday as well, should be a sackable offense to name a club after a weekday
>>75418510
Lukaku can't stat pad when it's 0-0
the state of boro's defence
>>75418521
Doesn't make a lot of sense
>>75418536
Their last 2 away games ended with 4 and 5 goals
>>75418561
valid
>austrians
>swans defending yet again
>shit-upon-trent
Twatford is such a stupid club
>le budget ibra man
>stoke
stopoo
No way these stats are real.
>stoke
>again
>>75418596
Woke players on suicide watch
>>75418533
Yeah, but they cancelled the Bergen-Stavanger-Newcastle boat a few years ago, so it isn't as easy to take a cheeky weekend trip anymore
>>75418596
LVG just ejaculated on my window
>Arnautovic
>Wotfard
>>75418610
>but they cancelled the Bergen-Stavanger-Newcastle boat a few years ago
didnt know this, that's a shame desu
would you rather have a leeds season ticket and have to attend every match religiously for the rest of your life or spend one year alone with micky flanagan
>>75418596
http://www.skysports.com/football/burton-alb-vs-leeds/stats/358629
CLUCASSSSSSS
Marco Silva the GOAT manager
GLUCAS!!!!
WHAT A BLOOTER!!!
>losing 2-0 to 10 men
>shitford
>Shitford
>pooford
>Shitford
fucking kek
>have the chance to equalise
>concede instead
Arnautovic deserves a kick up the arse from the rest of the team
BLOOOOT
>Concede 2 to 10 players
Easy money lads
>shitford
>boro
>>75418624
B
unless you have a time machine to when they were relevant and won stuff
IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
>swansea and hull doing their best to drag more teams down with them
based
just leaves sunlun and boro completely gone after today
>>75418653
>implying you weren't SEETHING at the hull red
>>75418624
Would I be allowed to have books and internet access, to the point that I could ignore Micky?
If Sam Clucas formed a rap group what would it be called?
marcos silva
away teams can't seem to buy a goal can they
west ham winner when?
Whose gonna take that last spot assuming, 'Boro and Sunnerlun are down?
Are West Ham safe?
>>75418677
Those feelings are in the past, it's plain sailing from here
>MUH POSSESION
>>75418696
So I'd have to engage in a year of conversation with him?
>SACK aitor karanka because can't score any goals
>still can't score, but lose your defensive solidity in the process
>>75418685
clu cas clan
>>75418685
If sam clucas formed a white supremacy cult what would it be called?
>>75418707
hope shitford go down next year
shithole club
god there are so many useless teams in this league
>>75418708
well he would need to sleep and eat as well but he'd always be there
>>75418723
they're literally the definition of a nothing club at the moment
a never ending yearly turnover of players you've never heard of who are just about good enough to keep them in the league for another season
>>75418731
So basically it's a choice between killing myself from depression, or killing Micky Flanagan, getting arrested for murder, and then probably killing myself in jail?
i'd fuck this girl at the bristol game to within an inch of her life
>leelds
>leeds
Typical
*sigh*
>LEEDS
Is Watford North London?
>>75418729
Only top 7 matters, it's the truth.
fucking hell leeds
>leeds
leeds are the biggest chokers on earth
fuckinghell leeds why choke so blatantly
>>75418745
yes
or being a leeds lifelong
>LELDS
cba to check, chelsea-spuds is on bbc1 yes?
inb4 crappy deflected undeserved offside goal for Everton
>LELDS EVEN HARDER
>LEEDS
every week
>leeds
>>75418754
It's inside the M25 so yeah
>>75418776
Yes.
>LEEDS
>conceding to marvin sordell
hahahahahahaha
burton have been incredible this season given the resources they have at their disposal
AHAHA LEEDS
>LEEDS
KEK
AHAHAHAHA
>leeds
>LEEDS
>leeds
Thoughts?
>getting shit on by marvin sordell in 2017
>>75418768
>or being a leeds lifelong
That would be the cause of the depression.
I think I'll go with Micky Flanagan, since I hope future generations would look favourably upon me for killing him.
>LOOOOOOOLDS
oh no leeds
>>75418810
off to championship they go
>LEEDS
FOREVER
THE
JOKE
OF
ENGLISH
FOOTBALL
Enjoy another Championship season, Leeds.
Being a barnsley fan right now is straight torture
>>75418824
>>75418824
Laugh at leeds general
>SDEEL
>no hazard
>no costa
>Ipshit losing to Rotherham
most dangerous lead lads
>>75418833
Is that because you are always in the shadow of your bigger neighbours?
>>75418834
mate you better not have jinxed it
MOST DANGEROUS LEED(S)
Turn around is on
>leeds giving their fans hope only to lose anyway
more like gary SPUNK
WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS WOOD WOOD WOOD LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
gotta say i dont like being a swansea fan
>>75418855
We don't really care about our bigger neighbours, although it is fun to watch them so desperately aspire to bigger things, and watch them come crashing down embarrassingly
none of our big neighbours have been anything worth talking about since sheff united were last in the prem
pls score reading
Might place this bet when my winnings are paid out
Thoughts?
>>75418913
This
>>75418930
looks like a very safe bet lad, id go for it, no chance you can lose
>>75418930
Forgot pic
Should I do it?
>>75418930
what odds did you get for that?
>>75418945
I wouldnt but then again I'm not a gambling man
>>75418896
we'll pull through, don't worry lad
>>75418945
good shout. when dele, son and eriksen all play together at least 2 of them score
PLEASE BLACKBURN SEND THE SCUM DOWN
>>75418966
>calling Wigan scum
Boltonistan paki detected
>>75418945
cash out
>>75418906
What's torturous then?
You've done fairly well this season.
COME ON KERMORCUNT SCORE AGAIN FFS
>>75418963
>we
Honestly relying on Palace having Liverpool, Spurs, City and United in their last 6 games to save us. Hull are on fire.
BLOW THE WHISTLE REF
>be me
>captain Lakuku
never again
that bloated Belgian wankstain
newcastle cunts jammy as fuck getting lucky with these results, absolute scum
hope bolton choke and fleetwood get automatic promotion
>>75418984
everything about this post is incorrect
>>75418999
bought and capped rashford because he has 2 games and ibra is ded
FUCK you ref you dirty little cunt. You tried to ruin our day but failed!
>>75418994
palace really struggled against arsenal and chelsea didnt they
lmao bye wigan
>>75418996
I made him do that
Fucking Blackburn, useless cunts
rip leyton orient
>>75419018
something really cringey about this post
>>75418987
Lee J is the bristol city manager, and he's the ex-barnsley manager
we should be beating wigan and bristol city at 13th in the table
>>75419025
2 wins and 3 brummy losses
The wiggle is still alive
>>75419024
Yes well I have more faith in Palace losing to the top 6 than Hull losing to Sunderland or Swansea beating United and Everton.
GAYton orient
we are mathematically safe
promotion push next year
>Leeds
for fucks sake reading
LGTSS
>LEEDS
>>75419054
hull are a completely different team away and at home
>>75419050
nah m8 just let us win, your season is over pls we need this.
> Leeds
NEVER EVER
[sex noises]
>lelds
>leeds
>1 win in 6
>Lelds
>>75419074
Yes but it's also Sunderland.
KEK
>>75418994
Palace beat Hull at home, put them on 38 pts, will also play Burnley at home so unlikely to lose = 39 pts minimun
Hull beat Sunderland at home, they on 36 pts, Hull also gave Southampton away, 1 pt is certainly possible there, and Spurs on the final day, 37 pts most likely
Swansea have two teams at home with nothing to play for (Everton and WBA) and Sunderland away
Should win all those games = 40 pts
Not that unrealistic that Swansea stay up
>>75419077
this once
JEFF STELLING CALLING FOR DAVE JONES HEAD
IT'S GOING OFF
>LEEDS
>>75419097
>that fulham GD leeds need to win two and fulham to only get 2 points from 2 games
>>75419104
games between us always seem to have a lot of goals
we had 4 2-2s in a row before this
>>75419097
>going from being 3rd with a 12 point gap to 5th place to this
>>75419101
legit forgot we had Sunderland away
wew wew wew wew
Burgess Hill just stayed in the Ryman League with the last kick of the match lads
>>75419087
>when Sam Clucas only cost £1.3m
Is he Steve Bruce's most valuable signing?
>>75419101
I don't see us beating Everton or WBA at home at this point desu.
still hoping Burnley go donw
>>75419190
i like their name so good for them
>>75419160
eh we're the kind of team who likes to keep every game interesting until the final whistle even if it means playing shit or conceding
>>75419011
i hope so
can't stand those inbred yonner cunts
>>75419197
Ash has always suffered against Big as fuck strikers.
>>75419197
WBA won't turn up
Everton depends on how much Arsenal or United drop points
Even a draw against Everton wouldn't be so bad
38 pts could still be enough
Spurs on the final day is the decider, if they have nothing to play for Hull could do it
>>75419208
not looking likely, there's always next season at least
if it does happen it'll interesting to see what dyche's excuses are after he spunks a few more tens of millions on championship players
>>75419247
He has, but then they've also been playing 3 CBs so it wont juts be Llorente vs Ash for 90 minutes.
>>75419259
WBA is never a team i put faith in winning against because they're a bunch of meme wankers.
I'm hoping we take a draw from United while they're reeling without big match ibra desu.
Could get a point from Man Utd lads
even 3, they suffered two ACL injuries this week.
>>75419097
how do you fuck up THIS hard
I'm genuinely at a loss for words here
also I never expected myself wanting Hull to stay up this much
>>75419097
if Swansea were to get relegated I was really looking forward to an away trip to Fulham...
Fulham will easily win that playoff as well.
>>75419373
>not looking forward to a home game with Cardiff where we can expose them 4-1 with a brace from Baston, the only striker who stays.
Any Championship mandem know if Bartley would make it in the PL?
He's been absolute wank when he played for us every time, even with Ash to hold his hand.
worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-championship/
My prediction
Can't see us beating Reading across 2 legs with our form atm
>>75419424
Cardiff are going to be a decent team next year la'
fuck the lot of them dont get me wrong la' but they'll play cheap mans Pullisball and will be a bitch to beat for any team.
>>75419466
I understand they've got Warnock but their team is shit. A relegated Swansea squad, even with the obvious players who'd leave like Siggy and Fer, would smash them.
>>75419596
if we get relegated it'd be a good season just to stay in the championship imo
>>75419596
they would draw 0-0 because of based cappy
>>75419449
>leeds winning two in a row after winning three in the last 10
it's already over
>>75419750
PLS no bully