Pogba = the passing king

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>>75416607
>30 (thirty) players in PL more likely to produce a key pass
>105 million

>>75416607
>2071 passes
>5 assists
lmao good job manure

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>38% home winrate with poobag

>>75416621
Right on queue.

>2071 passes
>most passes than anyone

*sips tea*

so you guys like stats too i see

>>75416607
>has the most of the ball
>does fuck all with it

this is even worse.

hes the black joe allen

>>75416642
No not really but the ABU Slovak seems to have this hatred for Pogba all of a sudden. This guy never was around before Pogba.

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Hold up, here's an updated chart. He actually got overtaken by the non-dabbing Pogba
>105 million for middle-east-friendly Ward-Prowse

>>75416621
FPBP

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nice stats

>>75416650
Where did Paul touch you?

>>75416607
>>75416621
I'm getting a sneaky suspicion that these two are the same posters, just switching proxies.

>>75416650
Kek hes literally less effective than the biggest flop of the season

once again the based slovak exposes the customers

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>>75416649
Why do you keep deluding yourself that there's anyone who hates Pogba on /sp/? Laughing at him and pointing out just what a horrendous flop he is doesn't mean hatred

>>75416650
INB4 BUTTBLASTED CUSTOMERS

>/sp/s best poster is a fucking slovakian

how did it come to this lads. only good thing slovakia has ever made

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>>75416650
>Below Sissoko

>>75416664
Man look at that style SWAG I mean no one can touch the dabking SWAG SWAG sideways pass me into Oblivion SWAG SWAG SWAG fuck yes dabgod

>can't defend pogba
>attack the poster
this is classic "i am wrong and don't know what to say, also my club wasted 100 million euros" tier posting

>>75416650
He's behind Rudy Gestede (who plays for a team that have scored about 23 goals this season) and Sissoko who is just shit.

Easily worth £90 million la.

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>>75416607

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>>75416692
*styles on u* (off the pitch)

Isn't this Slovak the one that compared Pogba's defensive stats with his brother who plays as a defender?

Didn't he have less than Henderson before he got injured?

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>>75416750
>implying florentin isnt the more talented pogba

only reason hes not worth 200m is he suffered an elbow injury as a kid which made him unable to dab

>>75416737
>off the pitch
Kinda redundant, don't you think?

>>75416766
yes

but not getting injured is one of the great talents that makes pogba the most expensive player of all time

>sell cr7 the GOAT to madrid.
>save the money for a few years, get a bit of interest in the bank
>finally blow it all on pogba

>>75416623
this

gotta love juventus for how they fucked manu

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>>75416714
>>75416676
Cheers lads. Customers themselves do most of the work themselves, clinging to absolutely pointless shit like total passes to excuse Poobag is more insulting to him than any meme us ABUs can come up with. And even if we're discussing this shit, he's 11th in successful passes per 90 minutes well behind the likes of Henderson, Yaya Toure or Herrera. Not that it means anything naturally, because he
>"Came to Manchester to create"
>actually doesn't create shit

>>75416794
Honestly, I'm quite certain Juve wouldn't get past Barcelona with >pogba in their starting XI. Pjanic put in better perfortmances against Catalans than the fancy Sissoko did against St. Etienne, Ok Tractor or Anderlecht, dead serious.

>>75416774
That gif is so fucking stupid it hurts

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>Finally make more passes than somebody who hasn't played since the 11th February

Make a video and put it out on all of our social media so the world knows how goat Poogba is.

>The state of Manure

I actually am beginning to feel sorry for them. Can Poonited sink any lower?

>>75416872
Gotta show the world that he's £100m well spent.

>>75416657
No. He's just that predicable. You can start a Pogba thread here on /sp/ and you know it'll be occupying most this neet slav's next two days. He's updating pages and pages of stats after every couple days in anticipation of the next Man Utd thread.

WE

WUZ

>>75416887
This is why I don't understand where his obsession of Pogba has come from.

I'm sure the majority of United supporters know he's not that brilliant but why does this Slovak need to keep bringing up stats and reposting his pogba1, pogba2 etc filenames?

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>>75416774
>that post
>that gif

>>75416867
*DABS AGGRESSIVELY*

it made him about 50m from manure m8 cant be that dumb

>>75416920
He's a mad af Juve bandwagoner

>customers STILL butthurt at the slovak

when will it end? embarrassing for them at this point. whole fanbase on here got exposed by one fucking slovak

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>>75416887
>>75416920
>W-we're just trolling we don't actually rate Pogba
>Lmao he's a total flop but look at this one mean poster who still discusses him, worth the money after all

literally only because henderson has been injured for so long

>>75416872
>Finally make more passes than somebody who hasn't played since the 11th February
>Make a video and put it out on all of our social media so the world knows how goat Poogba is.

kek, it's funny because it's true

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>>75416942
>tfw even >your eastern euro country with GDP of Manure's annual merchandise revenue managed to produce a player far superior to Pogbonna

Based Slovak agitating the customers once again.

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>>75416621
show us the way slovakbro

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>>75417060
>no matter how we shit on each other in other threads, the disgust for corporate evil of Manure always unites all of /sp/
How based is that

OP here, how do i delete threads?

>>75417165
I'm not an ABU desu, I just respect objectivity.

>slovakbro is NOT your favorite poster on this board

Where did it go so wrong for you?

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> Finally overtook Henderson who has been dead for like two months

>>75417180
I made the thread so I could summon the Slovak.

>>75417203
T-totally worth the money lads

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>>75416978
here, have a non photshoped Hamsik with an hat

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>100m to pass sideways

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>>75417305
Top fucking kek, I was 100% sure there has to be a picture like this somewhere

>>75417305
Imagine being the only Napoli player no one wanted

>>75416839
they wouldn't, I don't remember poogba doing much in that cl final and it basically forced juve to play with one man less

>>75417487
Plenty of team wanted him, Milan for example (when they where still good), and Juve too, he just didnt want to move

Where were you when you realized Slavbro is Reddit incarnate

>Divegrass

Fuck yuropoor /sp/ is ASS

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>>75417487
--> >>75417611 , he literally turned down Juve when they tried to get him (the season when Hamšík got fucked by Benitez) and he still chose to stay, he's autistic. Napoli would have asked the same price they did for Cavani and that's why the top clubs stayed away. On the other hand it's sort of a smart attitude by Hamšík, he probably came to terms he won't ever win anything relevant and he's an icon at Napolel, why ruin it by going to Manure or City and risk flopping.

what was the last great signing man utd made?

>>75417487
There's plenty of Napoli players no one wants, not even Napoli

>>75417735
Ander Herrera

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>>75417165
Thanks slovak, ABU alliance will always prevail

>Paul "Labia" Pogba

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>>75417558
To be fair Vidal and Pirlo gave performances just as bad as Pogba in 14/15 final, so it wasn't solely his fault. But current Juve is superior two years later and Pjanic is starting to adjust to 4-2-3-1 position after he had problems earlier in 2017. Assist, 3 key passes, 3 chances created, 2 tackles and 2 interceptions in first leg, and 3 key passes, 2 chances created, 8 (eight) tackles and 5 (five) interceptions in second leg. Poobag is incapable of either such creativity or defensive effort, he would have ruined the matches for Juve if he was still there.

>>75417763
>36m
kek

>>75417833
>implying that's a lot in today game

Pogba cost £150m m8

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>>75417787
>>75417201
Cheers

>>75417735
Ibra for free was good, though there's no way he's getting the 1 year extension now. There are others but they were badly mismanaged by LVG and are only now looking good like Herrera and Rojo. There's too many decent squad players and not enough match winners in that squad, hence all the struggling against parked buses.

United haven't made a true bang for buck hidden gem of a signing in a long time though. Everyone knows they're filthy rich and aren't afraid to splash the cash, so they'll do their best to exploit them out of as much money as they can.

>>75417203
>henderson has been top passer for this long while being injured for like 3 months

Liverpool might be able to sell him for 200mil.

>>75417830
Based Pjanic.

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>>75418090
You don't want this guy to block your path

>>75417611
>he just didnt want to move
>he wanted to live in Naples
Tell this lies to yourself Terroni

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>>75418261
Woah there be careful wit your words, i'm no terrone. But it's true he didnt want to leave, i dont know why, but he got offers from good teams and declined.

>>75418180
What's that skeleton wearing clothes for?

>>75418326
To get to the body shop?

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>>75418492
Manlets should fear the skeleton

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>>75418556
Me on the left

>>75418180
I'd block his path. With my dick.

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>>75418574
L-lewd

oh and
>while pogba has the most attempted passes, Azpilicueta and Henderson have both completed more passes

>>75418573
That is one ugly bikini.

He also looks like he'd rather be at home watching anime or something.

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>>75418828
Anon, stop it.

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>>75418828

It's too bad you couldn't make the Anderlel match. That was an ABU's wet dream until it was finally over.

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>>75416621
>only just beating Navas

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>>75419674
>unironically needing extra time at home against Anderlel
>while two of your players suffer fatal injuries on the pitch, the one to your star striker responsible for 50% of total points virtually ending his career
>mouyes
I'm not sure whether Manure are even considered favorites to win EL at this point

>>75419816
Rashford will lead us to groly!

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>>75419805
It's Jaysus

>>75416621
FPBP
P
B
P

>>75419892
>thinking that dead Ibra is an obstacle when we have Rashford
>thinking that injured Rojo could hinder us when Phil Jones is waiting to prove himself as elite
>unironically believing Mata's absence is a problem when we can recall Januzaj back from loan
Pray for ABUs

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>>75419924
The hero /sp/ deserves

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>>75416621

>>75420092
*Reddit /sp/

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>>75420623
Hate divegrass. Yuro board culture is somehow becoming worse than America's and you're at the forefront of Redditism

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>>75420659
Upvoted

>>75420623
Why is that wojak white?

>>75420659
then fuck off out of here, cletus

>>75420856
Get out of my country numale yuroboo redditcuck

>>75420887
nah, im staying here and posting about footy all day long, stay mad

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>>75420844
Apologies, forgot we have a far more realistic version available - courtesy of Ausbro

>>75420977
The tattoo really makes this.

>>75416621
customers btfo

>>75416621
What website is that?

>>75417060
That's a nice pepe. Can I save it?

>>75417717
I don't know if he's that cynical. I always saw the way he played and he looked like he cared. Like he actually liked the club and the fans and everything and wanted to stay. I mean, who wouldn't want to live in Naples.

>>75422955
Squawka
>>75423058
Yeah I don't doubt he's passionate and dedicated to Napoli, that's what he always emphasizes when asked by media. He said he wants to spend his career there years ago and stayed true to his word. Just pointing out how all things considered it's a smart move too, many players like him transfered to Europe's elite only to regret it later.

dabs~~

did I do it right?

>>75423842
Are you black?

>>75424085
no, is that a requirement?

>>75424241
Yes

why is passing considered a major stat?

call me a stupid burger, but it seems like such an arbitrary number when you could just play keep away for a good 10 seconds and boost your "score" by at least 6 touches

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>>75425532
>why is passing considered a major stat
It's not
>such an arbitrary number
That's what it is
>play keep away for a good 10 seconds and boost your "score" by at least 6 touches
For this exact reason

People in charge of Manure PR/social media know their audience well and just throw this useless stat at customers to reinforce the illussion of Pogba being useful. And as you can notice ITT, they eat it up

>>75425532
manure faggots are desperate to justify the amount of money they've spent on pogba, that's why

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>>75416621
>slightly above Gokhan Tore

JUST

>>75425791
>this one mad slovak ABU who posts in every united thread

kek

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>>75425897
Tell me about Pogba. Why does he make so many passes?

>>75425960
It doesn't matter how many passes he makes, what matters is our plan.