Heem

>10 point system
>MUH TEEPS
oh fuck off, you're the same faggots who were screeching when bisping beat henderson and silvs

who K1 here

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>>75415095

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75406100

News:

>Fighters on Swanson vs Lobov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4uZy9aDobs

>Bellator 178 results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/bellator-178-official-results-and-live-video-stream-7-p-m-et

>Mir suspended for 2 years following USADA violation
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/21/15390460/usada-hits-frank-mir-with-two-year-suspension-for-banned-substance

>Sage's sister to make pro debut in June
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/21/15385912/colbey-northcutt-sages-sister-set-to-make-pro-mma-debut-in-june

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Introducing

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>>75415095
you are the most pathetic poster in this
you spend all day posting bait on 4chan in a desperate plea for attention
you are hated both by everyone who has the misfortune of reading something you post online and by everyone you know in real life

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>>75415162
Ur moms a fan?

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>>75415162
>>75415095
in this general by far

>>75415148
I thought he beat Lineker, he should have fought Dilly at 207

>>75415171
you know i'm right

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>>75415179
Is that why ur mad?

Artem will be fine tonight r-right?

>>75415214
he's gonna fuckin die mate

Danis bless

>>75415215

I think you'd be surprised

>>75415120
/K-1/
https://youtu.be/N542vsDX00U

>>75415214
he's going to get hip tossed, mounted and submitted in the first round

Joke Shield is a twat

>>75415215
this could set up a spicy revenge fight with Gooby coming down again at 145 to vindicate his death

the fastest way to a red panties night is to literally kill Artem

>>75415220
What instead of dying he'll only get Rory levels of face damage?

Iaquinta says he doesn't want to brawl with Diego because he doesn't want to lose a split decision if judges can't determine who is winning a sloppy banger. He has referenced what Jury did to Diego as the gameplan for how to win.

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Pretty good for an official UFC poster

>>75415147
>4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone

How do I watch this? I love watching Siberia savages beating on each other.

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nigga dead

>>75415326
https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-58-askarov-vs-leone/2joc3/

Reddit is jizzing their pants over this Aaron Pico guy

A prospect for sure but I'm reminded of the Northcutt hype again
Also he's only 20 yet he's already blown out a knee, that's never a good sign

>>75415350
he is a legit wrestler who nearly got into the olympics and has a boxing background too. Also allegedly heemed Josh Thomson in the gym.

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>>75415221
Andy Hug is my eternal beyond the grave boy
https://youtu.be/3wOIzDxzwcI

>>75415350
5 7
"legit wrestler"
yeah i bet hes going to be soooo good to watch

>>75415383
Andy Hug is the supreme boy
Osu

>>75415350
>0 fights
wgaf until he faces real competition, he will only be fighting cans in lellator for the next couple years. Looks like he wrote his own Wikipedia page too.

>>75415388
Bubba Jenkins is fun to watch
when he brutally loses

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>>75415214
hes gonna get fucking butchered.

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>>75415407
>hes gonna get fucking butchered.

>he bought into the Cub is good meme

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>heel hooks

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>>75415421
is it 5 rounds?
maybe then artememe'll win

>>75415421
Apologize for posting a thumbnail right now

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>>75415214
artem will ko sCrUB

>scrub swanman is a good fighter

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ok, I'll hear you out, how did wonderboy win the second fight? he literally did nothing, so did woodley tbf but the little he did was way more significant.

woodley 235, maybe even 10-8 for 5

>>75415501
>10-8 for 5
Jesus, easy there lad

Be honest

Anyone who picked scrub, did you see what Holloway and Frankie did to him? I don't see why Artem won't do the same.

>>75415512
desu I might be reaching with that one, fight sucked so bad that I got excited there. that's what I scored it live, might give it a 10-9 if I ever rewatch it

>>75415533
If you haven't even rewatched it why are you trying to pretend you want to have a legitimate discussion about it?

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Artem

Cub just went life and death with a Choi, whilst Artem had no problem beating Ishihara who is at least at the same level as Choi if not higher. Sure Cub had some decent wins in the past but he is an old man on a decline now. Artem is really coming into his own after a tough start to his UFC career, I see him getting a comfortable decision of maybe even getting a late finish.

>>75415568
shut up u goof

Ishihara is shit now

>>75415544
why the fuck would I rewatch that shitshow? I'm just telling you what I scored it live.

literally nothing happened, woodley wins of off damage. they had a comparable amount of strikes, woodley scored a takedown one round, a knockdown in another, and 2nd rd was a toss up

am I saying anything thats wrong? tell me something to look out for and I'll go back and watch it how bout da?

>>75415568
Bitches man literally was out partying and banging a fat chick the night before his fight with Artem. He looked like garbage in the fight. Artem looked improved, but he is still the same guy that couldn't finish Chris Avila and lost the fight to get into the TUF house.

>Have the biggest fight of your life coming up
>your coach decides that promoting his book is more important than being in your corner

Artem doesn't deserve this

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>>75415521
>>75415442
>>75415407
sauce please? I'm feeling pretty masochistic rn and I'd like to gaze at more of this blessed beauty

>>75415622
He sent out an encouraging tweet though, that's pretty much just as good.

>>75415622
he doesn't deserve to be in the UFC either but that's the way the cookie crumbled

How many bongs until the first prelim?

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>>75415568
>tfw you realize Artem gonna make the next big run to the top and even surpass Goobers streak

How many bongs until the first prelim?

>>75415630
>>75415637
11

Lads, just put $50 on Cub to finish in the second to make $300. What should I spend my riches on?

>>75415622
yeah, he doesnt care about 10% of the 10k artem will get paid for getting embarrassed on national television, it's bad pr.

why do you think mcgregor isn't there?

You have literally no excuse not to train before the fights tonight.

>>75415512
He nearly finished WB. Under the new criteria, that's a justifiable 10-8.

>>75415653
recovering from his bender in Liverpool

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Lads, why is Megan ducking the rematch?

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>>75415713
he never planned on being there in the first place, he was getting coked up with scousers instead of helping his boy or looking after his preggo waifu

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sip worthy?

>>75415869
S A D B O Y S

>Dern fails another weigh-in
>claims on insta that she "chose not to compete" because she didn't feel at 100%

lads, she's hot and all but why does she insist on lying every time she fucks up

>>75415988
She's hot and therefore doesn't face consequences for her actions. Have you literally never spoken to an attractive woman before?

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>>75415120
>>75415221
>>75415383
>>75415402

>>75415869
cringe

>>75415988
>>75416032
she isn't even hot. average face and besides her tits built like a chubby 12 year old.

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prove him wrong

>>75416120
isn't joe loike 5'5"? so that'd be more like a man's child than a man's man wouldn't it?

>>75416103
DAT ASS, tho.

>>75416120
>being a pothead is manly

what did he mean by this?

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McGregor pictured with a prominent member of dublins kinahan cartel, the same lads who shot up that boxing event last year

>UFC fight night 108, Cub Swanson puts Artem Lobov in hospital in critical condition, 5 days later Lobov dies of extreme head trauma
>UFC 221 Conor McGregor gets his revenge on Swanson when he seeks retribution at 145, Swanson dies of a brain aneurysm in the octagon

>>75416968
>what it's like to be 6 feet tall

>>75416968
Is that shit real? I remember the photo

Post walkout music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLk

>>75417055
It is. McGregor has an obsession with gangsters.

>>75417077
Bit of a scummer

>>75417070
https://youtu.be/EdPhm3scgrs

>>75417098
unless it's all a shtick the guy is alabama powerball winner tier trash

>>75416586
name?

>>75417098
I used to live down the road from Gerry hutch lmao

>>75417077
>El Chapo
>Scarface quotes
>Biggie walkout music
holy shit you're right

>alabama powerball winner tier trash
>alabama powerball winner tier trash
>alabama powerball winner tier trash
>alabama powerball winner tier trash
>alabama powerball winner tier trash

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>>75417105
based
https://youtu.be/Hoo5jwlT7xE

>>75417119
>>75417140
The guys a modern Irish version of mike Tyson. Everyone wants to hangout with him

>>75417206
Tyson was the perfect genetic specimen for fighting

>>75417140
unless he's pretending he's no different than a rapper from detroit

>>75417132
Heard they're all heavily involved in amateur boxing round the city but that's a bit tabloidy, makes me glad the gyms I go to are nearly all foreigners

>>75417225
I'm talking in terms of popularity

>>75416968
Literally a rapper who hit it big. Pure garbage. No class.

>>75417294
What are you on about

>>75417264
>makes me glad the gyms I go to are nearly all foreigners
Why?

>>75417345
because irish boxers = gang affiliates

>>75417345
Both for training and competition don't want to be anywhere near crime, a section of my family are drug dealers and it causes a lot of problems

>>75417345
he would be getting slammed on here for acting like he does if he was a rapper lol

that fucking zilch couldn't even afford to live where i grew up (new canaan connecticut) no one even acting like that when we were teenagers

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You are at the bar and this guys tells your gf that the earth is flat. What do you do?

>>75417375
Literally don't care this is completely irrelevant you sperg

>>75417375
That's not cool m8, he's earned everything he's made, growing up in a rich area is nothing to lord over people

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be careful

>>75417422
>earned everything he's made
>was on welfare as a single, able bodied male, who voluntarily left his job

potato niggers sure have an interesting definition of "earn." pretty similar to regular niggers actually.

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How does one forget their mother tongue?

>>75417500
watch it anon

UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANNOT TALK LIKE THAT ON /heem/

>>75417451
karim kidnapped and buried in a shallow grave in ingushetia when?

>>75417500
Shut the fuck up you sperg

>>75417500
Don't know anything about our country, shan't even respond

>>75417500
>talking about growing up wealthy
>claiming someone else did not earn what they made

i miss doot posting

>>75417616
not the same posters, dearie

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oh my

>>75417624
Either way you can't argue that the guy didn't earn what he has.

>>75417386
how much would it cost to steal this look?

lmao gooby h8rs are hilarious

>b-but he didnt even earn his money

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>>75415383
Why no cut-down kicks in UFC, Anon?

>>75417706
>still being a fan after he abandons you to pursue freakshow fights in boxing
stockholm syndrome much

>all these Irish flags
Artem isn't here to take part yeh?

Get after it today heemsters

https://twitter.com/jockowillink/status/855784205208375297

7 hours before fights start

No excuses

Platinums brother looks like such a dork. I'd heem the shit out of him.

https://youtu.be/OSAFnD-sMOU

>>75417958
Obviously a half brother then

State of him

>>75417728
lmao "abandons you"

>https://twitter.com/jonfitchdotnet

Jon Fitch literally is on /pol/ and retweets/replys to /pol/

does he post in /heem/ ??

>>75418003
of course he is

>>75417970
>i'm gonna be the most active champion in MMA
>*leaves sport*
GOAT

>>75418003
lots of fighters browse /heem/ but probably rarely post if at all

BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE

I wish Brendan would post here...

>>75418143
He doesn't want to be associated with cheeto fingers like you

>>75418127
My first ever post on /heem/

>>75418193
You have me confused my dude. I love Brendan and don't like cheetohs. cheetohs = carbs

I live my life like the Keto Kid

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>>75418127
>Daily reminder that Black Beast unironically cucked some cracker and beat his ass when he pulled a shotgun on him which is why he went to jail
>this was later confirmed in his UFC promo where he talks about the guy pulling a shotgun on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpVfPNZJhRU
go to 0:30
he was trying to bait people on /pol/ with that and he posted a selfie. Does anyone have the screencap?

213 is the more stacked card, it Aldo vs Holloway is the current announced fight that has me the most hyped

>>75418265
That was somebody trolling with old pictures from his twitter account. There was never anything that suggested he legitimately posted on pol. I'm sorry, your dreams are just memes.

>>75418318
it's still real to me dammit

>>75418558
made me lamao bud

>>75417523
FUCK DAT

>fight night
>heem is dead

Good, I hope everyone is out training before the fights.

If you're reading this get off your ass and get after it.

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Just noticed this tweet
Isn't it kind of fucked up that the UFC would indirectly call one of their fighters a snake and a sellout?

>>75418774
It's a fucking quote ya retard.

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>>75418739
Gonna go for a jog right about now. It's pretty late here already plus I had a hard day so 3 km will do I guess.

>>75418774
if TJ had Woodley's temperament you can bet he'd be pissing and moaning

I love these
https://youtu.be/bIBLvmI-utA
https://youtu.be/Grvep9n8rJ8
https://youtu.be/Ceg9qaBBBrg
https://youtu.be/0kKr6OV2A4o
https://youtu.be/5CUzUdLOJR4

where's predsperg?

>>75418830
Arent you afraid of getting suiced bombd?

Zee stock markeet crasheda
https://youtu.be/dGxpqZfIOys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVgTBUAwCg

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Who is your preferred female UFC fighter?

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>>75418558
kek. dont stop believin senpai

>>75418774
UFC is trying to turn into WWE. I think you're supposed to say "based UFC working the smarks"

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>n-next time

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What if Artem wins?

>>75419284
What will be the gimmicks?

Twood could be the heel BLM character.
Bisping is the drunk Englishman.
Diaz brothers are dude weed lmao.
Conor is the "cool guy".
Cody is "cool guy #2".
Dom is autistic.
Black Beast is BLACKED.com.
Mouse is the "gamer".

What do we do with the rest of them?

>>75419092
fish lady

>>75419377
You're the biggest dork on /heem/

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Snooze BTFO again!

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>>75419430
#TRUTHBOMB

https://twitter.com/CarlaEsparza1/status/855653344886444034
>wmma

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Damn some of you lads stayed up late as fuck watching cops. I went to bed around 10:15

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>punched a police horse

Hey I didnt know Serbro came to the US and got onan episode of COPS

>>75419430
>would of

Ugh.

acb58 comfy af

>>75419575
it probably gave him a stiffy more than anything desu

>>75419306
Hope the chubby kid got his eardrum pierced with that slap

>>75419848
everyday is like mardi gras in serbia

>>75419848
Serbia getting drunk and heeming a horse is probabaly my favorite piece of heem lore

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU

>>75420012
if some aspie ever makes a heem wiki that would be the first article

>>75419306
Bro what's the story ?

>>75415118
Bisping won, Wonderboy won and Masvidal beat Iaquinta

>>75415214
If he keeps it flowy.
Not even memeing he's stiff and keeps his head straight up, cub will destroy him if he does the same shit

>>75417500
lmao

>>75417650
500 quid and your dignity

>>75420378
how can he keep it flowy when conor isnt in his corner tonight to remind him, though?

>>75420492
Conor is always with him, in his head and in his heart.
He also has a couple of 8x10s in his wallet and dickpics on his phone

>>75417513
CTE

What's the drinking game for tonight?

Drink every time Artem and Conor are mentioned in the same sentence?

>>75419352
UFC is official ded

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>>75415633
I hope Artem wins.

>>75420585
they'd be more useful than Kavanagh in his corner yelling "PAAATIENCE ARTEEEEM" as Hall backpacked him desu

Hey pussy, are you still here?

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Artem beat Swonson. Next fight will with Aldo for title

>>75420625
Prince Artem will decision Cub into retirement

>>75420602
Alcohol is poison and has no place in a martial artists life.

for me? it has to be Ngannou

>>75420690
God I wish they would let me in next door so i could spit in your stupid face

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>>75420743
>>75420625
>Congrats @RusHammerMMA making weight like a pro as usual. Go drop the hammer! Very sorry to miss this one.

But this is discouraging

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Artem the Greatest Lobov will be future champion in 8 weight's.

>>75420763
that's not true. that's why there aren't any muslim champions and never will be as long as they don't drink alcohol

>>75420736
Even Mcgregor and Cuckvanagh dont care about Lolbov fight. Artem wil die this night

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>submit company golden boy
>get buried on fight pass prelims forever

>>75420849
In future — supre fight Lobov vs. McGregor for champion of Galaxy

>>75420791
>>75420849
Artem will bring those tweets to his corner and they will give him power.
>the only card Artem will ever headline in his career
>biggest fight of his life
>Conor and Kavanaugh don't show up

>>75420886
They put him on the 198 maincard after he beat Sage. Beating a draw does not make you a draw. He is a journeyman Our boy Colby dominated him in his last fight.

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>>75420813

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>>75420967

>>75420791
>Artem goes in there with no pressure and KOs cub in the first round
I'd happily get goofed on my picks

>>75420913
Maybe Conor doesn't want to be there to see his boy lose
Not good for his image either

>>75421071
Ditching his boy is what is bad for his image. He's talks a ton about loyalty to your team.

>>75421071
I was going to say he's having a kid any day now but that doesn't stop him from coke binges with actual gangs

>>75419092
Cynthia "Cheesecake" Calvillo

>>75421090
>Ditching his boy is what is bad for his image
The casuals barely even know Artem is his boy. But if he were to turn up obviously cameras would be on him and if Artem was to lose, the cameras go on Conor too

Not attending doesn't mean shit, he's doing stuff and there could be a number of reasons

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three weeks until my low-key girl heems her way to the belt

>>75421182
You're way off base my man. Everybody knoSws Artem *was* Conor's boy before this.

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Is Goober done with MMA?

If he makes 75mil fighting Floyd I just can't see him returning to UFC to fight "bums" for pocket change.

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>>75421168

>Cub talks about having a bigger fanbase than me. Well I guess he's gonna have a big funeral

BASED Artem

>>75415214
on paper cub is a much higher caliber fighter, but we've seen artem improve and use his brain more than expected since the Hall fight

his boy is dropping a stupid amount of cash on his training camps and giving him the best resources to succeed

cub is probably going to win, but he took a beating in his last fight and it's mma. ar-tem could tag him and get a flukey finish

>>75419430
>>75419446
Is Cody p4p the dumbest fighter in the UFC?

>>75421237
Well I guess I can't argue too much considering a casual who's not that into MMA not only knows Artem is fighting but asked me when

>>75421243
He's an attentionwhore. He'll come back.

>>75421326
I cannot take the promos seriously whatsoever
Seriously if Artem wins I might not take any fight seriously anymore I'll switch to One FC or some shit

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>>75418911

>>75421334
you're the biggest effin dork on heem

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when does ryan get to headline a fight night

i love memes

>>75421498
i still want them to feed Hall to Barao

it will be so satisfying to see his face caved in

>*spams iminari rolls at you*

hate when people talk shit

>>75421348

I'm pretty sure he can get all the attention he wants without having to fight.

/r/ing webm of Mackenzie showing her athletic prowess during training

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>Imagine being Joe in that episode and having to be all like "damn, Eddie Bravo, I love you, you're my long-time friend and overall great bro. I would totally spend time with you off-podcast, both my "Rogan" character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is talk to an actual human with a functioning brain capable of thought. Like seriously imagine having to be Joe and not only sit in that chair while Eddie Bravo flaunts his disgusting mind in front of you, the favorable audio quality barely concealing his raspy voice, and just sit there, article after article, hour after hour, while he perfected that "I'M CRAAAAZY" line. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking beliefs but his haughty attitude as everyone in the room tells him he's STILL A GOOD DUDE and DAMN, EDDIE BRAVO BELIEVES *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been having nothing but a healthy diet of professional athletes and celebrities and later alleged woke victims as guests for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New Jersey. You've never even heard anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his wrinkled forehead as he attempts to understand subjects he knows nothing about, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "crazy (for that is what he calls it)" beliefs, the beliefs he got from watching videos by obscure YouTube channels in the previous years. And then the clock tells you you're there for another fucking hour, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Ryan Hall vs T City

Would be a ton of fun

>>75421565
Lol, did you write this or is it from /tv/ or something?

>https://themaclifefast.com/

would you pay 295$ dollars to change your bum tank?

>>75421498
>boring bjj fighter with 2 dec in ufc
>grappling for sissies
Ryan Hall iq under 70

>>75420836
Muslims drink like there's no tomorrow here

>>75421647
>nervously twitches at you

get in my guard and say that

>>75421647
>*rolls into your legs*

u were saying?

>>75421565
>ywn defeat Dream Eddie Brahvo when he puts you in the rubber guard during your acid trip

I know more about the UFC than anyone else in the world for someone who has never watched an event. Ask me anything.

>>75421696
Favorite meal?

>>75420763
This is literally true. I lost all respect for Diego when I found out he abuses alcohol.

>>75421696
do you train?

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>tfw /tv/ constantly has rogan threads now


>>>/tv/81918837
>>>/tv/81918837

Mousasi had as many fights in 2016 as Romero, Jacare, Weidman and Rockhold combined, not to mention he just beat Weidman. It will take years before Mousasi is able to fight and beat Romero and Rockhold given that they only fight once a year. Something needs to be done here. Reward active fighters with title shots.

>>75421545
How? No one gives a fuck about athletes that arent competing.

>>75421571
T City would fucking destroy him.

>>75421942
is that the iranian who got choked out by jacare who just got embarrassed by whittaker?

>>75421966
How can you destroy that which you cannot touch?

Hall has mastered MMA. Pull guard anytime you get close, nothing more needed

>>75421949

Goober is not an athlete, he's a celebrity.

>>75421966
Probabaly, but Ortega doesn't have amazing technical striking, he is just aggressive and wild. He could moatly hullify hall on the ground. Would be a good sloppy banger/spicy roller

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am i right or am i right?

Where Ronda Rousey fine ass at?

>>75422088
Good picks t?b??h f??a?m

>>75422078
And Hall's striking consists of one sidekick. T-City would swarm him in the first round.

>>75422063
how old is the shit they're pulling this data from lol

>>75419306
I love how she(?) autistically walks away after punching him, expecting nothing to happen

>>75422138
*pulls guard*

I think you would be surprised.

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That time Leonard Garcia's opponent pussied out and so he re-proposed to his already wife in the cage cause he could finally afford her a ring.

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>>75422140
lol i dunno bud

>>75422171
hope he got booed like Bendo did

>>75417386

dave-navarro.jpg

>>75422231
No he got cheers it was a really nice moment.

Who is your favorite UFC fighter?

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>>75422335
Sem Schilt

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>>75422335
All-time? Randy Couture and Brendan Schaub

Right now? Frankie Edgar or Shogun.

>>75422364
https://youtu.be/uJLwdw7NV_I

>>75422276
you cant joking about jane's addiction

be serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1DN_j0F3s

Who from middleweight right now can move to LHW and become a top contender?

There is a massive opening at LHW for someone to fill.

>>75422171
who are these individuals?

you all support Artem ironically, bunch of cunts. Only losers do that

>>75422440
Sam Alvey

>>75419092
Is she holding in her fat gut?

>>75422440
johny hendricks

>>75422459
If Artem wins I boycott UFC

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Me on the bottom right

>>75422459
I am the New Sincerity

>>75422596
Ngannou

>>75422564
>aldo ever trying to look tough again after crying for hours

>>75421536
>implying Barao could even beat Hall at this point

>>75422753
he still has 100% Takedown defense in the UFC

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joannajedrzejczyk "You won't be ready for my speed and power"

>>75422791
who left the F R I D G E open?

>>75422440
Machida, Cockhold, Anderson Silva

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Swanson vs Lobov
Iaquinta vs Sanchez
Saint Preux vs Rogério de Lima
Dodson vs Wineland
Lauzon vs Ray
Perry vs Ellenberger

>his Gi isn't magenta-pink

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>>75422819
imagine working out 6 days a week to look like that

>>75422872
I'm literally in all but the last column, can I make more predictions? How much do you earn per card to do that work?

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>>75422872
Swanson
Sanchez
OSP
Dodson
Lauzon
Platinum

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>>75422882
>he doesn't take showers in his Gi to keep it clean

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>>75422930
how can they be all you when im at least 15 of those

>>75422975

Do you get extra money for working on a Saturday afternoon?

>>75422990
extra cash is only for sundays and night shifts

>>75422510
Good don't need casuals in the sport

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>>75422791
>women
>power

4 bongs to prelims

>>75422990
the thing is, you think this is some kind of difficult work. It's actually really simple.
I post the image then go about my day
Checking back occasionally to add picks
Adding each pick takes less than a second each

It's not much work at all. I've post the template I made. Anybody can do it with literally no experience with Illustrator

>>75423048
>Being triggered by women

>>75422872
I'm curious, do you edit out all the (You)'s? Why?

Thanks for your work btw

>>75415179
You're right, Dodson should have gotten the lineker decision

>>75422975
i dont even know how much picks i made, i forgot, it's alot, fuck that nevermind how many i made.

>>75423025
>in the sport
um UFC is not the sport, MMA is sweetie. I'll still be watching the latter. nice try though :)

>>75423112
No you won't you casual liar.

>>75423068
>explaining this to me unironically as i'm trashing you

>>75415162
I like him!

>>75423048
that was p4p most cringe weigh in faceoff

>>75423068
Lmaooooooo

>>75423137
ok sweetie :)

>>75423090
nah, i dont edit them out but seeing (you) in anything that is a post that (you)'d me is a weird feeling so i take picks in a private tab so the (you)s aren't there

>>75423142
>he thinks he's trashing me
are you one of those "i was just pretending to be retarded" guys?

>>75423182
>i take picks in a private tab so the (you)s aren't there
Doesn't that make it harder to track the posts? idk

>>75423177
Complete mong

whens Barberena?

>>75423195
no, i just leave it on the post and pop down each pick from the replies. it legit takes about 4 seconds to add each pick

>>75423252
What do you use to cap?

>>75423252
Sure it does lol

>>75423293
windows snipping tool. dont even have to save the images. just click over the post, it copies to the clipboard,then paste directly into the picks sheet

>>75423331
Don't you have to mouse over each reply to see it though? How does that work when you have to select New on the Snipping tool

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>>75422819

>>75422791
>>75422819
>>75422893
you might not like it but this is what peak ghoblin fitness looks like

>>75423436
is this the seed?

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>>75423517

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-qXeH1pGg

>>75423587
cody isn't ugly like connor though
damn cody almost has 1 million instagram followers

>>75423587
Cody looks esteemed and chic

Conor looks low income

>>75423587
could cody take dat left hand?

>>75423639
No

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>>75423587
Conor forgot to change it up when he did it

>>75423587
Why does he hate on Conor but also suck his dick?