10:00
Shaun Murphy (Eng) 6-10 Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng)
John Higgins (Sco) 3-5 Mark Allen (NI)
14:30
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Stephen Maguire (Sco) v Rory McLeod (Eng)
19:00
Mark Allen (NI) v John Higgins (Sco)
Mark Selby (Eng) v Xiao Guodong (Chn)
Good morning
>>75414193
Funny isn't it?
morning lads
Morning lads. Had to miss all the action yesterday, but I'm very much looking forward to a day of comfy.
>>75414193
>>75414225
>>75414371
Top of the mornin' to ya
Morning.
>>75414371
Same, couldn't watch a single match.
What gwan?
>>75414492
ronnie?
>>75414497
Soon
I'm gwan'ing at home right now
>Freed from Desire
BANGER
Here we go, lads.
Only four hours sleep. Gonna be a struggle this first session.
Morning chaps
>>75414592
Good luck Ronnie
GWAH ROBNIEYASDFKUQAS
>>75414592
Not going to be a struggle with Ronnie playing innit.
>tfw I'll probably miss the afternoon and evening session
what was the foul i missed it?
>>75414615
Morphy missed the red, which fired up the table and potted the brown
>>75414615
Morphy tried to pot a red and then the cueball rolled back and hit the brown which then went into the yellow pocket.
So much for end of break.
woke up late GWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWANNNNNN RONNIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>rpnnie
>brown shoes/grey trousers
black shirt ronnie is the best ronnie
>>75414658
With black shirt
>>75414658
all that with black socks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOLO'Sullivan
ronnie just cant stop potting
>morphy
GWAN KICK!
wat kick
he full hit the red on the wrong place or am i blind
>Ronnie never has his balls cleaned
Gross 2bh
>>75414878
>letting other men touch your balls
thats gross
>>75414878
He just did though.
CENTURY
C E N T U R Y
GWAN CENTURY
CENTURY incoming
Game over Shaun, game over
Can he please just not do anything with his fat faggot lips holy shit jesus christ
What's he thinking lads?
>>75414914
>>75414920
prob this
Hello again lads.
GWAN
W
A
N
DAT RED
>>75414928
lel
>>75414928
KEK
oh joy the interval then and we get to see morphy taxi around again
Shaun Murphy was made to look like such a bitch in the last frame.
GUAM LOLLY!
the absolute state of morphy
>>75414973
nevermind
>>75414982
Its like he is watching his wife get fucked.
>rpnnie
>>75414987
IT CONTINUES
>The magician
MORPHY STOP I CANT HOLD MY SIDES
>morphy
>>75415017
It ends.
Time for Higgins v Allen.
>they'll probably get Morphy on red button coverage now he's out
Fuck's sake Ronnie
>ronnie finally warps up
>match ends
>>75415038
GWAN JOHN
>>75415046
>warps
warms
>no handshake
>>75415073
they did tho homo polo
>>75415084
I'm talking about Ronnie in the studio with Hendry and Hazel.
>>75415046
>*warps up behind you*
who here super cosy every year when the crucible is on?
>>75415090
>shaking hands with women
haram desu
>>75415091
Pshhh.... Just a kick, kid
>>75415092
Yes, lad.
>tfw missed Ding all week
>busy this afternoon so can't watch him today either
>>75415212
busy on a saturday hahaha what a loser
Never liked Allen imh
>>75415240
he doesnt really look like a snooker player desu
>>75415212
>yfw
But don't worry, anon. There'll probably be lots of opportunites to watch Ding in the next week.
inb4 he >dings up
>>75415256
honestly liang would get bodied against ronnie so i hope Ding gets through
Ronnie looked great today, cheeky fiver for him to win the whole thing?
>>75415239
Got to go and see Magical Marco and the boys
Off to the shop lads, anyone want some organic carrot juice?
>>75415325
Choc ice pls
>>75415261
I'd be okay with either but I slightly prefer Ding
>>75415325
Special brew tinnies please lad.
>>75415325
Mint Cornetto if you don't mind.
>the top half of the draw compared to the bottom half
Huh...wow
>>75415325
Dime bar and a pack of coca-cola hubba bubba pls
Quality from Higgins
where can i watch bbc sport?
>>75415325
no thanks Peter
>>75415439
BBC.com/sport
Shut the fuck up John
>>75415439
Sheffield
>>75415325
Bring me some milk and fatty food. I have a slight hangover.
>>75415316
hope you dont get relegated my man
What share of the betting profits do you think Riggins has promised Allen if he loses?
>>75415564
John a good boy he didn't nuffin
So what's the deal with 3 cushion billiard and why are murifats ''DATS DA HARDEST CUE SPORT HARDER THAN SNOOKER''?
>>75415564
he literally didn't do anything and if he didn't get suspended he'd be on course to break hendry's record
That fluke
DAT POT
>>75415564
I was recently on a ferry from Wemmsy Bay to Rothesay. The guy sat across from me in the space of 7 minutes of a short 35 minute ferry ride ate:
Pea and Ham Broth
Pasty
2 Packets of Crisps
Bounty Bar
Scotch Egg
all washed down with Irn Bru (Sugar Free)
That image is incredibly accurate.
>>75415639
That's nothing in comparison to Russian Pyramid, worlds most difficult, pockets are actually smaller than the balls, ridiculous game.
>>75415721
You were sitting next to Adrian Lewis
>>75415732
Is that the game where you can pot the ball you're hitting as well as the ball being hit?
>>75415878
Yeah. Have to get 8 in total.
>rory playing next
kill me
>>75415940
What do you mean get 8?
See you later, lads.
>>75416096
skipping the mid and evening sessions?
do you think Judd has recovered?
>was asleep for the ronnie session thinking it was on this afternoon
iPlayer here I come.
>>75416342
ronnie is such a psycho
>>75416349
Pretty good snooker player though.
>>75416355
nobody is doubting that, my favourite by far
but ill never forget when ebdon was sitting in the chair and he was smiling at the back of his head like he was going to break his cue on him
https://youtu.be/vTdPPiItGOQ?t=41s
>rory mcleod
>stephen maguire
Two beautiful Scottish people go head-to-head.
>listening to primos
>drinking almond milk
>watching the snooks
>chelse spurs later
The simple things
>no tv
>no tv license
>don't want to get both only to watch snooker on a few occasions each year
kill me lads, wish I could have seen murphy's face after getting smashed by o'sullivan
>>75416594
just watch it online
>>75416594
its online,
also it was like watching an angry fish realize its lived a pointless life
Who all snug as a bug with a steaming hot mug for the afternoon cosiness?
>>75416666
>tucked in
>warm tea
>raining outside
>snooker starts in a minute
cant ask for more
>>75416603
>>75416624
illegal m8s
>>75416747
just lie lad
Hate this segment tbqh
>>75416594
This was his face when he last the penultimate frame >
>>75414920
We're back
>>75416747
just be urself
>His mate's call him the highlander, I call him a nigger
Jesus christ Rob
the announcer is fucking awful, need a slap
guwan ronny
Kek, Ding doesn't even know he actually hit the red.
Fill in the blanks
>>75416890
One single audience member claps
what makes o 'sullivan so good exactly? does he just miss less shots?
>>75416890
"He's one of the nicest lads you could meet (insert snooker name)"
>>75416931
Perfect positioning and ball manipulation more than anything. Other players lose position, making it harder to continue breaks way more than he does. And he cannons other balls to make more opportunities very well.
Being ambidextrous means he doesn't have to use a rest/extensions as much either
>>75416890
SUPER
FINE
CLOTHS
>>75416931
natural talent.
>>75416931
Makes the game look stupidly easy with his natural ability, which it's not. Used to just be a quick potter of the ball with excellent cueball control, but over the years he's developed a high quality all round game with excellent safety play too.
>>75416961
>ball manipulation
>>75416890
the dreaded mobile phone
>>75416890
phone rings
>so unfortunate
>quiet pwease
cant think of more
>>75416890
Hendry > Ronnie
>>75416950
fucking this, ive just started to assume every single player is a really nice person
>>75416890
"He couldn't play it any better"
>>75416890
handwriting
someone poke him
>>75416890
You can basically make an entire bingo card just with Virgo's mumblings.
>>75417072
I like that idea
>>75417100
This was post 147 of the thread. Make it happen
GWAN LIANG
>>75417159
Working on it :)
>>75417182
gwan Ding!
>>75417182
>>75417210
Literally can't tell them apart :^)
>>75417072
>>75417100
>>75417159
what happening on the other table is rory inserting his bbc into stephen or what are all those sighs from the crowd?
>>75417251
Already perfect but I started
H E A R T
scary sight
they are reproducing
Ding pls ;-;
>>75417437
statistically speaking there is a 100% change one of them is called mohammad
Playing snooker now lads. Got a break of 29 feels good man
>>75417310
"needs a bounce off the cushion"
>>75417530
well they sure are less spooky this way
>>75417532
Phones away please
what is happening to Ding
Name me a quality PC snooker game lads. Doesnt have to be a recent one.
I used to have Jimmy White Whirlwind on Amiga when i was 7 but that was the last one i had.
>>75417625
iSnooker is good, though I never played it multiplayer
PoolNation is meant to have a snooker mode now but I've not tried it. If it's anything like the Pool mode it'll be like playing in Judd Trupp's fantasies (read: pleb shit)
>>75417653
The devs never bothered to add the snooker mode unfortunately
>>75417625
Snooker Nation Championship on Steam for £4. Got it last year and it's alright. Early access so nothing like the old endorsed games with career modes and whatnot.
>>75417625
I enjoy Snooker Stars by Giraffe games on my phone.
>>75417653
>>75417690
>>75417695
Thanks ill check those out.
Dat fluke
>>75417846
dont think it mattered
>it's a sterile asian play style episode
just fucking wallop it!
absolutely CUEBALL
WHERES THE CUEBALL GOING?
I put a tenner each way on Kyren Wilson last week. What are my chances
>>75417066
This guy is clearly on the spectrum, hes always moving around or touching himself
>>75417983
let's just say the bookies love you as customer
>>75417983
He's likely to go up against Higgins, Hawkins and Selby in the final.
>>75418040
>3 vs 1 final
These ching chongs are so boring to watch, an amazing duel to take part in but mind blowingly dull to watch.
RERACK
*coughs*
>>75418134
Only Marco Fu is /ourchink/
WE RACK AGAIN. THIS DOES NOT FUCKING POT NOW
Liang will win this frame, get twitchy and blow it after the mid session thats what I'm thinking
>Coffee
>Biscuits
>Salted nuts
>Cider
>Sauna warming up
That /147/ feel
>>75418195
Ding is /ourchink/
>>75417838
that snooker nation one is dead online and the computer opponents are shite which is a shame because its actually pretty good gameplay
oh and the devs havent even looked at it for like a full year so yeah
only a few pounds/euro though i guess
>>75418243
>tfw you come out from sauna ready to pass out and crash on the sofa to watch snooker
>go downstairs for 10 minutes
>come back to 0 - 0
WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONG
>>75418407
Chinese Year of the Snail
>i will eat your soul
>>75418243
I could do with some dry roasted nuts right now tbqh.
>whatsapp message whistle in the background
WTF is Rory getting Weegie'd?
>another 5 frames of this
Betfair has Ronnie at 2/1 to win the worlds, who in the fuck would put money on that
>>75418759
>ES won't show the Selby match today because of Higgins
feela bad, man.
>that lone clap
ID BEAT ANY OF YOU AT SNOOKER YOU FAGS
>>75418933
Judd, what are you doing in Ireland?
>>75418933
>I'll beat all of you faggots after playing an hour of virtual snooker
>>75418991
I just got back from the snooker hall lad.
It's alot harder than it looks on the TV lads. Trust me
>>75418117
7 vs 4 match on a 30 pocket zero-G dodecahedronal table when?
>>75418933
Dunno m8, can you stand being tortured because I play like my boi Selby
Well lads im off for the cup semi but ill return. Keep your coat on my seat for me.
Muslim shitskin getting BTFO by based Maguire
147 incoming
>>75419188
who didn't see that one coming
>>75419045
Hmmm i dint believe you
>>75419206
I hope so and that should slap him back to his usual form
>>75418983
Kek, he's still punching himself in the face i believe
Where are you watching this from? Any streams?
Ding will forget he's doing maximum
>>75419275
he is so cute too bad he fucked up
>>75419250
i am a stream, flowing gracefully to the sea
>>75419275
that was hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3yI3_zSv3g
>>75419188
Has Allah forsaken Rory al-Brittani?
>>75419326
I know, Ding is my man crush, no homo.
>>75419467
i prefer Fu out of the asians because he looks calm and collected but Ding is cheerful
liang is just an autist
>>75419610
Robertson-san is my favourite
Who am I supposed to root for if Ding loses? ;_;
>>75419668
you can just yell gwan ronnie with us
>>75419668
Blobby Blorkins
cant molest the zest
DECIDER
>>75419668
support another chink, all look the same desu
TON UP
>>75419332
>the incompetent city of ding dong ching chong
Wa'a frame 'at wuz
>>75419970
Not really
>>75420072
Which ones that again?
>quiet down pwease
>>75414492
Murphy looked good I thought, not much between higgins and Allen, ding v liang is like watching robots
Haven't watched a game in 22 years,
Pretty obvious we're being muscled out, aren't we?
Few more years might get exciting again
Wenbo knows he can use the extenders yeah?
what the fuck was that
>>75420187
Who?
>>75420098
Hmmm... I might root for Liang
>>75420168
>Pretty obvious we're being muscled out, aren't we?
Yeah England is currently muscling every cunt out in recent years. No one else can get a look in.
Ding cuteeeeeeeeeeee
>When youre touching cloth but it's the deciding frame...
>>75420282
Come off it there's bloody mandarin on the side board
>>75420359
China is a big market and world snooker need that sweet, sweet sponsor money. They now need to start expanding the game into eastern Europe tbqh.
Anyone noticed the dad in the front row keeps stroking his sons leg?
>>75420359
Least of the problems desu given McLeod is sponsored by IS
>>75420386
>They now need to start expanding the game into eastern Europe tbqh.
too poor region, there are literally close to no places where you can play snooker outside huge cities
>>75420446
I bet he'll be rooting for Selby in the evening
>>75420466
true that, I don't even know if we have a snooker table in our country
>tfw no Wengbo next round
MY DINGALING, MY DINGALING
>using Virgo's catchphrase
Someone's getting poo flecks in their coffee mug
>the crumbling ruins of Liang
DING DONG
>>75420466
Hence the reason why there needs to be a concerted effort to expand the game in that region.
>Ding
Ding ding ding, we have a winner
>play 7 hour
>lose because of a miscue
Kek, that shot will burn into his memory.
>>75420328
I know that all too well.
I was the same before the start of that hour long frame between Bingham and Ebdon in 2015.
>>75420631
well 2bh everything he did that frame was a complete spaghetti so probably he will work hard to erase that rather than burn in it
Ding dinged his opponent better than Bing.
time to wash up before evening session and make some snacks and tea
why are they replaying that last frame of morphy and rpnnie for the 8th time?
>>75421499
Just something to play until 7pm I presume. Best to play the deciding frame over and over again for 50 minutes so people get a chance to see it.
>>75421725
why not just play all the decider frames then?
im tired of seeing morphies suicidal face kek
What is it about lelby that makes him so unlikable?
Cant put my finger on it.
im hyped for neil vs fu
couldnt care less about that faggot shellby
Fucking hell lads what do I want for takeaway
>>75422731
Get a Chinky, mate.
Reminder that Ronnie is and gas always been /our guy/?
>>75422731
kapsalon
>Magnets
>>75422786
Chinese is LITERALLY the worst take away. I don't know if im just ording the wrong thing but when ever I have a Chinese it's the blandest tasting thing. Even the stuff with sause just tastes geniric and bland.
/rant
Do like Allen's play style tbqh.
>where is the cut ball going
could make it 11 minutes without saying it
>>75422928
I agree, Indian > chinky
>>75422928
>Chinese is LITERALLY the worst take away
True, they just deep-fry everything over here.
>>75422928
>>75422988
I love a good Indian but for delivery I find Chinky is more consistent.
Chinky > Indian take-away
Indian > Chinky restaurant
Haven't been for an Indian since December. Could murder a vindaloo tonight.
>>75423047
True tbf you know what your getting with a Chinese. Used to be a great India take away near mine then they started not putting the effort in and closed eventually. Nothing worse than a oily curry
>>75423116
guess its true for all restaurants
once they stop giving a fuck and go for cheap ingredients its ogre
they serve the same chink dishes everywhere yet they are almost always different from one another
Match fixing cunt
>>75423273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjZ8lmedKSA
>>75423273
Still mad? Time to forgive desu
>>75423369
I'm surprised that this happened only once
>>75423378
Let stephen lee play and ban the actual proven match fixer
>>75423460
Stephen Lee should have been banned ages ago just for being so fat.
>>75423273
It blows my mind how this guy who is literally on tape laughing about fixing matches is allowed to play as if nothing happened. Disgusting.
my father is a cue ball
>>75423532
redpill me please this is new to me
>>75423479
lel
>>75423597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln85qbCRI6w
>>75423479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Lee_(snooker_player)
>Thereafter, his form declined dramatically and as a result he dropped out of the top 16
>Lee was a heavy break-builder compiling 176 competitive century breaks
Kek
>>75423532
What do you expect form a sport that consistently hires the likes of John Virgo
>>75423638
>>75423638
STOP BULLYING JOHN
has anyone got the picture of the cue ball in the driving seat please?
if you sent on i give a you (you)
>>75423638
Isn't it the BBC (Not Rory) who hires him?
>>75423624
Look at him looking comfortable af and even making the suggestions about how he would do it.
>>75422481
miserable fucker
like, trump, Williams etc
no personality whatsoever
>>75423722
>>75423624
>tfw both you and your opponent had agreed to drop the same frame
>>75423624
thank but now i wish i didn't know
>>75423744
>Williams
>>75423773
thanks anon
They're both cunts. Higgins is just a bigger cunt.
>>75423624
>News of the World
no wonder he got away with it
>>75423773
What make of car is this?
why would you even go into loose reds like that
>>75424030
Fixing
>match goes to mid session interval
>bbc goes over to other match
>shows a frame from earlier
>match is still live while they do this
Theyve been doing this for years now and I still don't understand why
>guilty pleasure
>worst quality
>not match fixing
>>75424209
I wish they just had a live snooker stream on the site. Whenever one match ends/breaks for the intermission it cuts to the other live match.
>>75424304
there is a stream?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39339922
>>75424209
Just use your red button (not available here coz of international jewry) or watch whichever table you want live on eurosport 1&2.
This of course depends on you watching on television. You ARE watching on television arent you?
>>75424368
just use a dns proxy trial (like smartdnsproxy) and you can just watch the bbc for free online for 2 weeks
>>75424368
im having to watch on yurosport too becasue tfw no red button
virgin media
anyone got any more funny virgo cue ball memes
this is the funniest so far
>>75424368
>he doesn't have one monitor showing the snooker and the other /147/
>>75424447
Skyfag here. Used to have it up to like 2 year ago then it went. Read something about it on sky forums before. Something to do with conflicts with shared rights agreements with other broadcasters?
>>75424473
Your right. Im watching on my 55 inch while shitposting on here with my phone from my couch with a comfy tartan blankie over me.
>Allen
>>75424027
Judging the steering wheel I would say Volkswagen Polo mk4, but I'm not sure.
>>75424779
I have an ancient Golf and the pedals/gear stick look similar
>>75424779
It's a very modest VW of that era at least. Golf's had that shitty wheel too
>>75424832
>>75424831
>>75424779
Is shaun really that much of a poorfag, or just tight?
>>75424883
Spends most of his day to day life travelling around the world playing snooker, probably doesn't need to buy an expensive car
>>75424883
It's the cue ball's car
>>75424920
kek
>>75424914
So hes tight then.
>Allelen
>>75424969
Perhaps he just doesn't really care about cars that much
>>75424883
Spends it all on African prostitutes
>>75424998
Or likes old VWs / was his first car and he's waiting until it dies
CAN'T RIG THE HIG
>unironically applauding a match fixer
why is jimmy so chill?
>no handshake from hazel
Based hazel despising the match fixer
Wow, I'm a Higgs Boson now
>>75425120
Maybe John is a muslim
>>75424779
it's a VW Golf 5 actually
kek, eurosport talking about Coventry man
Mark Selby is going to win a third world title and there's nothing any of you can do about it. Stay molested.
Who /thewoman2seatsawayfromfootballshirtguy/ here?
>>75425381
is lelby a good looking man? he seems to be but not in that pic
>>75425434
Only from behind.
>>75425434
Sometimes he photographs well, other times not.
>>75425453
that ass?
>>75425434
I wouldn't mind getting molested. I'm straight btw
>>75424998
>>75425026
In Steve Davies' taxi he said he's had a few flashy cars and that he had to get rid of his Aston Martin because it's not practical enough now he's got a kid.
>>75425459
It's a tight butt.
>>75425483
wheras a golf is a spacious people carrier? what a cunt, bet he's got a crippling addition to whores.
What did the ref shout to the audience?
Someone was just GWAN MARKing.
Isn't that allowed?
>>75425458
>>75425534
Lovely that his mum comes out to support him
This Xiao fella looks like Jimmy Carr had an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
>>75425534
men with significantly older wives are always, ALWAYS gay
>>75425458
>>75425381
Much of his live tv and media appearances are a PR carefully managed internet disease conspiracy.
>>75425534
how old is his wife? Shes hot though
>MILF
also, i really didnt realise that alot of snooker players play in pool tournaments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCoFo32PvT8
>>75425595
Funny, but Vikki is only 5 years older than mark
>Mark be sly
>>75425732
It's hard to believe that, she always looked old af... even in 2008 when selby won masters
>Jester
>>75425725
lads, watch this video, 25 mins in and watch how much they fuck up the black
>>75425524
my sides
>>75425534
I would 2bh
>all those empty seats to the left
Fucking casuals
>>75425812
I think she tries to hide it and make it look worse.
>>75425934
Haha, just because snooker is difficult, doesn't mean that pool is easy.
>>75425534
>>75426092
ive always thought though that i could beat them now and again in pool, never ever in snooker though
>>75425434
He's the James Bond of Snooker
#14-007
>>75426140
blonde baby
>Moorphy
Who /xiao/ here?
>>75426164
Dirty blonde hair is quite common among children here.
>>75426140
>>75426164
Morphy only pays for it
>blonde
>friends with Mark
>...
>>75426263
kek that photo real?
>>75426263
funny how robbo manages to look like an awkward autist in a fashion shoot where you're supposed to look like an awkward autist
>>75426263
H&M's fall collection?
>>75426321
He couldn't help thinking of getting home to play his games.
>>75426263
when is trump going to rage quite and just shave his head?
feels like sessions end so fast, this is almost over soon too
>>75426263
>Robertson been raiding ICC with guild all night again
>>75426263
>when it's time for the annual Paul Hunter remembrance event
>>75426446
Yeah. They should just make sessions a bit longer. The players are usually fucking about on the practice tables for ages before/after sessions anyway.
>>75426578
i'll fuck you in the asshole
>>75426626
Buy me a drink first.
>>75426626
sounds like something hazel experiencing backstage with rory
>>75426656
delet
>>75426379
He's probably done it since getting btfo
>>75426730
they are probably taking turns with ebdon
>>75426773
Disgusting
>>75426773
Imagine having McLeod and Ebdon round a tea. Fucking nightmare planning that menu
If the chinkshit laptop can finish tonight only 2 behind lelby is he worth a cheeky tenner?
I get that hes a big lo g shot anyway.
>>75426837
Nah
>>75426837
Feels like Fed vs Sampras
He'll beat Selby and lose to some shitter
chinks are so fucking bad at being creative
anything not textbook is a nono
>need more cue ball virgo meme
poor guodong getting a savage molestation
>>75426872
I meant for this match not outright.
Who's this Kadong fella then
>>75426735
>I AM IN A WORLD OF KICKS
how late do they play?
>>75427372
Finished now. It depends how quickly they get through the frames. The final can go past midnight if it's close
Yt stream for amerifats? I'd like to Watch Your Sport
>>75429863
It's been finished for a few hours now m8. Next session is in about 9 hours, then the afternoon session in about 12+ hours.