/mlb/ general - Stealing Signs edition

>Bombston

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Royals

Raise the Jolly Roger, Pie Rats beat the stankees!

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JUST

>>75409598
They started throwing a little strop at the end to take attention away from being shutout

>>75409609
Go fuck yourself.

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1STROS

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They may be blowing the game right now, but Cincinnati stepped but big today.

ty to w/e da land bro posted this

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no thread for sneks vs dodgers?

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>worst-hitting team in the league
>elite starting pitching

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blow it up please

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>bombston

>>75409654

up

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>>75409568

*frustrates your pitcher*

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BTKuoGNASID/

>This Padres season ticket holder was forced to move seats for cheering too loudly

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>Machado ending Pedroia's season on a dirty slide
>doesn't even get called

I'm coming for you dirty niggers

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lmao look at this salty faggot

>>75409763
kek this dude looks like the biggest pussy on earth with those huge glasses

A's - M's where?

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Fucking bombston fags

>>75409792
That is what he gets for being a manlet. He'll never learn. They never do

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>>75409792
Good this probably means there will be some real retaliation tomorrow. I'm hoping a heater right to the fucking dome

Let Kelly throw one of his 100 mph fastball for the first inning and take out as many as he can before getting ejected

>>75409846
>mad at manlets
Anyways his spikes bounced on the bag

>>75409839
I'll get it

>>75409842
It's part of the game. Stop being a bitch about it Bawwwwwwwwston fags

>>75409852
lmao calm down pussybitch

>>75409872
More like boystown free beer

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>>75409876
>calling somebody a pussy on the internet

Yeah I'm sure you're a tough guy

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>mest trusting wife-beaters to close games

>>75409886
>>75409886
>>75409886
M's - A's Game thread

Machado is such a nigger

>>75409872
So is retaliation

>>75409905
>tied with a runner in scoring position
>save

>>75409897
i'm not the one advocating killing or maiming people on the internet lmao

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Phillies!

>mest

>>75409927
>getting hit in a helmet
>killing somebody

You're either stupid or soft

>>75409842
>>75409763
Anybody want to post a video of the slide so those of us who haven't seen can decide whether or not it was dirty?

>>75409923
okay you want me to re-word, fine

>mest trusting wife-beaters to not be shit

>machimpo being a faggy cunt

color me fucking shocked

>"so buck slides like that have been outlawed..."
>"what about that was illegal?"
>reporter backs off
lol

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>>75409763
>>75409852
>>75409897
>>75409917
>>75409920
>>75409940
>>75409949
>mfw these posts

>cleat the 2nd basement in the back of the knee on a late slide when you had no chance at being safe
>hold him on the ground after you do so
>not called at all

Jesus christ baltimore is a shithole, whats the point of having the rule if not for that exact situation?

>>75409942
Here
https://twitter.com/bostonsportsinf/status/855605041914314753

MLB should add a dodgeball event during the all-star break. Just let guys bean each other for minutes on end. Maybe even have a couple weighted practice balls mixed in for maximum carnage.

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i just wanted to believe

>>75410000
That couldn't be a dirtier slider kek

Didn't even slide till he got to the bag

is it, dare i say it, >rags time??

>>75410000
>gets to the bag
>then slides
>then holds him down
>then grabs his nuts

the fuck is wrong with that piece of shit

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>>75410084
>mfw

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>draft Jose Fernandez in fantasy last year
>Bumgarner this year

>>75410000
Looked clean to me

>>75410119
He's checking on him and helping him up you dipper

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>going to get to see machado get leveled in tomorrows game

fucking based

>>75410126
Don't draft anyone ever again.

>>75410128
>t. Chimpchado

>>75409981
>>75410119
>people think he was "holding him down"

i didn't know such a level of retardation was possible

>>75410126
now draft kershaw

mest on suicide watch.

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MARINERS!

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Klubot shutout desu

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>his team's ace isn't 0-4

>>75410220
These are by and large the same people who found it hilarious when brady slid with his cleats into Ed Reed's stomach

They're not exactly concerned with accuracy

>machados a good boy he dindu nuffin!!!!

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windians!

what the fuck is Gearrin doing

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>>75409763
literally our guy

based joe

>>75410265
>his team's ace isn't dead
Now that's some bad stats.

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Hey guys, Windians.

>>75410204
>leveled
kek

What AL Central team should I follow, /mlb/?
I don't feel a strong draw to any of them, I just want to root for a team closer to home that won't compete with my Buccos.
Who has the best park? Most fun to watch? Best history?>>75410024

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Being the best team in baseball is fun. We should do it more often.

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>>75410261
>>75410296
>>75410346

Absolutely based

>>75410390
which mlb team do those guys play on

>>75410373
the royals were pretty similar to pierats over the last several decades until they won the ship 2 years ago

id say go indians or roylels

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Who /no offense/ here?

Got CGSO'd TWICE already

>>75410423
>>75410261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg16RtZfrrI

>>75410459
That's nothing. I've been shut out since April 8th 2017.

>>75410261
Is it really a shutout if its against the whos?

>>75410476
Klubot is truly /OUR/ guy

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>>75410459
yo

>>75410388
>inb4 20 replies about "muh rotation"

>there are retards who actually think machado's slide was intentionally dirty
>despite the fact he immediately checked to see if pedroia was alright
>and the fact that he texted pedroia after the game and apologize

Future All-Star game events

>Fastest home to home run
>Infielders fielding base hits (soft rollers) and throwing them at targets for varying points
>Judged bat flips
>Dodgeball game
>Hitting competition where players try and hit into certain spots on the field

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Who is the most JUST player in baseball so far this season?
Also, what's the biggest ISHYGDDT so far?

>>75410024
Accidentally hit post early
Sadly it's too late to see Papi play dodgeball, that would be too good seeing his fat ass throwing balls. I could see him not sitting down after getting hit and starting some shit

>>75410578
Victor Martinez

>>75410565
>history of chimping out and acting like a nigger
>late slide
>no one believes it's an accident
really makes me think

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TAKE HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING LINEUP

>>75410583
>starts out as innocent game of hardball dodgeball
>ends with 9 guys angrily throwing heat at Papi's gut
kek

>>75410083
It easily could've been dirtier by driving the leg into the ground. It wasn't clean but it wasn't the worst shit ever.

>>75410623
people with brains believe it wasn't intentional

only bombston and blow gays fans don't

>>75410578
most JUST is probably Marte
Bumshit is the biggest shiggy diggy

>>75410578
Jacob May

>.000 avg
>-96 WRC+

>>75410566
>fastest time to charge mound/tackle Bartolo
>first to hit a ball off Canseco's head and over the fence
>egg toss
>hurdle baserunning

>>75410441
Just found out KC is actually a worse drive for me than Pittsburgh.
Anyone have any thoughts on the best park?

>>75410373
Injuns my man

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>>75410476

That's what he gets for being a Yankee.

>>75410756
Twins' new park is tits

>>75410578
Bautista
McCutchen

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>riding dirt bikes on an off day

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Why did I have to say
>playoff contenders unless injuries get worse than last year

>>75410866
>McCutchen

What did he do?

>>75410921
I don't blame him, I'd do anything I could to distance myself from the 2017 Giants

>>75410921
Seriously what was he thinking? It's like Fernandez and his boat. Why do that stuff during the season?

>>75411001
i drafted him thinking he'll bounce back from last year

>>75411008
Yes if only he'd driven a boat whilst on a coke binge in the offseason then it all would've been fine

>>75410921
If Chevy made dirt bikes, the technology 'n' stuff in it could have saved him from injury

>>75411002
That's what a lot of baseballs try to do when our pitchers throw them, go as far as possible into the stands to escape the pain

>>75411068
>>75411068
>>75411068
>>75411068
>>75411068

dodgers v dbacks

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What would your walkup song be /mlb/?

>>75411107
Simple Plan - Untitled

>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0e3ARhJIsg
from 1:13

>>75411152
Changed my mind, from 2:57

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Royals

>>75411107
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8GlyaDXkbA

>>75411152
For me it's Spieluhr.

>>75411107
unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmqGBLsDuoQ&t=38s

>>75411107
Let me unironically link the queerest song ever performed in human history

>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps

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Rockies

>>75411107
Little girls

>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

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>lost 6 of 7

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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Atleast baseball is back r-right?

>>75411107
Eye in the sky for sure
https://youtu.be/NNiie_zmSr8

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>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQf9RbRJRM

Would work much better as a close though.

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>>75411370
ye

>>75411437
if the roles in that commercial were reversed, would it be called sexist?

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>>75411041

I appreciated the reference...

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>>75411464
it was for like 12 games and then it left again

>>75411107
youtube.com/watch?v=eFFgbc5Vcbw

> Josh Norris @jnorris427 6m6 minutes ago
>Tim Tebow was 3-for-3 with a double today.

> Josh Norris @jnorris427 6m6 minutes ago
>Tim Tebow was 3-for-3 with a double today.

> Josh Norris @jnorris427 6m6 minutes ago
>Tim Tebow was 3-for-3 with a double today.

He's gonna make it bros.

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>>75411646

>>75411646

/blessed/

>>75411646
He's gonna make it, my left foot.

>>75411646
BASED TEBOQ

Mest should just call him up anyways, their offense already sucks what difference would it make.

>maddy machimpo

>>75411570
...th-thanks BAJP

>>75411107
https://youtu.be/MlW7T0SUH0E

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>>75411646
he spent a year and a half training for baseball didn't he?

and of course played high school ball

he'll make it

>>75411786
He's a clean player but the media spins him as a chimp. Orioles have a target on their back and his success makes him easy to hate.

>>75411786
>bombston roid cucks

>>75411846
pick again, this is already DG's theme song based on his instagram habits

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BOW TO YOUR MASTERS

>>75411646
>Tebow gets to play football in the NFL
>Wins a playoff game
>He gets to leave after a few years to do commentary
>He gets to live out his dream and play baseball
>He gets to be a great guy enjoying his life to the fullest
>I live in my mom's house and do nothing all day.
Why couldn't I fulfill my dreams?

>Jose Bautista has struck out in 7 straight AB. He is batting .107 with 0 HR and 23 K in 56 AB this season.

TOPKEK

>>75411961
>Canadian baseball players

>>75411961
O I AM LAFFIN

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/14831347/jose-bautista-reportedly-wants-150m-deal-toronto-blue-jays

>Jokeland gAy's.

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>all this butthurt from bombston

>>75411983
he could have used that money on pilates for automatic gains brah

>>75410126
Please draft Bryce Harper. Please.

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>>75411939
>Teboq wins a playoff game
>Literally the shortest NFL overtime ever
>Stoolers BTFO
That will never not be funny.

>>75411961
Buxton type numbers

>>75412030
>snap of the ball
>not a single defender beyond 10 yards from scrimmage

jesus christ i never realized how bad this was

>>75411907
Kek
https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8

>>75412019
>people will call this clean play a chimp move

>>75411874
>clean player

In case your not trolling, remember when he threw a bat at the 3rd baseman

>>75412019
>implying they're not all jealous that manny didn't grab their nuts

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>>75411646
>*strikes tiny timmy out*

>>75412099
Yeah, a lot of people bought into that media spin. He's a thug because he lost his grip on the bat.

>>75411646
Last I checked his career average was still below .200, and he's playing in goof league.

Bumgarner's numbers were decent but the bottom line was that he was 0-3.

He knew what he was doing on that bike: Saving the season.

>>75410000
Looks clean. Pedroia is a bitch.

>>75411107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1vV2GmZP2M

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>got our 2nd baseman and closer figured out

pheels good desu

>>75412277
now you just need to figure out the other 23 roster spots

>>75412221
He literally began playing this year, don't say career

>>75412293
Trust the process.

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>>75412293
It all leads to one man friend. He's worth at least half of those positions

>>75412293
start daniel nava

>DOYERS

Dads, you ain't gonna make this easy, are ya?

>padres ball girls

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cutie alert

Can anyone watching the dodgers/sneks game explain to me what a balk is? Is it because Romo acted like he was going to pitch but was just baiting the person at second base?

>>75412380
he woulda gotten the double anyway methinks

walk in a run
balk in a run

"major league baseball"

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Why do Giants players like crashing motorcycles?

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>>75412315
>He literally began playing this year

He played last year though.

Why's it only Manny that gets accused of being a chimp?

Dads nab their 3rd in a row. fun game

Does anyone on /mlb/ play DraftKings? Maybe we could have a few /sp/ themed DraftKings games this summer?

ah yes, the Dodgers """""eite"""" bullpen

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>>75412385
Yes, a balk is called to prevent pitchers from going through with a pitch motion but holding onto the ball. Can you imagine the BS if a runner leapt from from 1st to get a head start and the pitcher just held onto the ball like 3 pitches in a row? It gets called somewhat loosely when a pitcher just twitches weird or whatever though.

>>75412384
Man face

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>>75412474
ahh ok, that makes sense. thank you.

this inning has gone crazy btw, dodgers just falling apart

>>75412385
that balk in the dodgers v dbacks is questionable because it was during a set up[before the windup , the process to pitch]

every pitcher does a little set up before their windup

a balk is like >>75412474
explained

DG is about to melt down YET AGAIN.

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>>75412384
>>75412484

>>75412540
delet

SNAKES FUCKAN BLOW LMAO. CANT EVEN BEAT THE DADS

5 walks in one inning. Is that even possible?

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>bautista

watching him hurts

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>Doyers

Did they just start putting the New Era logo on game hats this year?

for those not in the know, it was 5-4

>>75412586
literally lmaoing at ur LIFE.

>DOYERS

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>>75412609
was so great watching him at rogers centre in 2010/2011. for years every time he walked up to bat it was lit af

this is just...

>the blow gays have THREE (3) players in their starting lineup batting under .170

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Thanks Dads, our division lead just keeps growing.

>>75412646
Every player eventually falls off a cliff. It's just Bautista's turn now.

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>doyers

>>75412439
>counting fall league
>ever

I bet you count the bar when you """"lift"""" too

>>75412601
Yeah.
I feel like hey used to have it on there around 2004 or so as well, but supposedly that's not the case. Then again, I'm from the Chik-fil-A timeline, so idk

>>75412586
my only wish for bautista is he's forced to take every single AB when his average dips below .150. Don't bench him I want to see the pain

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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

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dodgers need this ass kick

they will only come back stronger

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>>75412664
please don't let it be so. just one more year

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>mfw state of mets

Though the fact that they battled back and took the Nats to 11, in a game that they win later in the year (Bruce's ball carries out for the win in the warmer month's, though I suppose Harper's wall flyout does too...) with 4/5 of their top offensive players out of the game is a good sign. Granderson is an absolute gamer, and will play great all series. Degrom is too, hopefully he can jam a shutout in there.

>>75412690
>when his average dips below .150

bro...

lmaoing at los angeles dodgers

Don't look now but the Pathetics are one game above .500.

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>>75412660
>his team doesn't have three players in their lineup batting .100 or less
>his team doesn't have six players in their lineup hitting under .200
>his team doesn't have a single player hitting .000

you fags aren't even trying

>9-run inning

ah fuck you pollock

>striking out twice in one inning

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A's making a run for the Wild Card

>>75412247
F

Thank you based self-sacrificing home run-hitting pitcher man but when do the wins come?

>>75412735
A's making a run for Vegas.

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>one inning
>nine runs

>>75412744

Sacramento*

>>75412601
started with last year's playoff hats

Fuck you stupid Arizona faggots, enjoy your free win tonight but know that WE will be making the playoffs and winning a WS before you EVER will. Go Dodgers for life.

miss me yet?

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>winning a WS before you EVER will

the dodgers fanbase, ladies and germs

>>75412786
No.

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>>75412660
Get on the White Sox level of bad offense.

And for those that dont know that guy batting .000 is the teams starting CF and has played in 10 games this year.

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@75412777

>>75412795
nobody asked you, faggot

>>75412777
>>75412792
>false flagging this badly

>>75412803
Well I'm you. So you're asking yourself.

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im still fucking sick of the mlb ramming this "marketable" fucking douchebag down my fucking throat. trout is a million times better and could very well go down as one of the GOATs but he doesn't even get 1% of the coverage harper does. nobody watches the angles so we hardly get the opportunity to appreciate trout in his prime and meanwhile mlb.com keeps shoving bullshit articles about harper in face like how he proposed to his girlfriend.

harper is a fucking faggot and unlikeable as shit. stop thinking I'm ever going to give a fuck about him just because some millenials with marketing degrees told you to push him

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>>75412806

try again

>>75412813
time for you to go to sleep and leave this general to the big boys

>>75412820
east coast bias nigga

>>75412820
You know why Trout gets nowhere near the coverage Harper does? Cause hes a bland boring as fuck literal who of a personality playing on a team that is just as bland and boring.

I can't believe it

>>75412854
Believe it son. You shouldn't have picked up Romo. He's complete shit.

>>75412792
To be fair, it has been like 28 years since their last...

>>75412825
>posting on a phone and screencapping to prove a pathetic point

Why are doyers fans so assblasted over losing 1 game?

best part of the MLB website
http://m.mlb.com/video/search?mlbtax=blooper&tagName=oddities

>>75412884
Because we care about winning and when one loses we get rightfully angry. If you aren't winning, you aren't trying.

>>75412884
Just like their faggot pitcher, they're assblasted about everything.

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eric please come back

>>75412912
FUCK YOU.
t. Eric

>>75412849
he's a nice guy playing for a team that doesn't have a particularly large fanbase, while harper is an unlikeable fucking douchebag also playing for a team without a particularly large fanbase.

trout's been MVP calibre ever since he became an every day player while harper put up steve pearce numbers last year. some dumb fucks just think harper's going to appeal to a younger generation but that's kinda hard when you're a faggot

>>75412820
Except the MLB Network people all prefer trout and talk about him way more. He had a fucking documentary on him.

>>75412863
>projecting this hard

>>75412934
HEY

What if I hit a walk-off bomb?

>>75412912
Lmao the blue jays blew their load way to early when they released him. Imagine being such a fucking idiot if a GM that you didn't know the player you just released's nickname is god. Lmao.

>>75412934
Harper was hurt retard, any response for how he's playing now? Mets fan here btw.

Trout gets massive coverage from analysts btw. If you're exclusively talking about MLB's advertising and marketing you're a 100% faggot

>>75412934
Have you not seen the younger generation?

None of them care about "nice guy that shows up for work" anymore.

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>>75412945
well I wish I had MLB network but all I see is harper's stupid fucking face LITERALLY every time I pull up mlb.com

>>75412934
>harper is an unlikeable fucking douchebag

what gives you this impression, its literally only /mlb/ that doesnt like him, he doesnt do or say anything to make him hateable

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>>75412934
HEY

>>75412957

what if you stopped stalking me at laundromats

>>75412977
Late night meetups to fold the joyboy's briefs

>>75412968
Does mlb.com not give you access to MLBN? Oh god that's cancer.
>literally can watch all games
>cannot watch highlight shows

>>75412968
yeah MLB is going to market its youngest and biggest stars, harper is a star player and is 24 years old, he fits the profile

>>75411107
The opening of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxLsZ9Myo0

Bryce Harper is a generational talent and is the most underappreciated player in the league right now. Mark my words it's Bryce's world and we're just living in it.

>>75413021
>underappreciated

nigga espn and mlb network can't stop sucking his dick

>>75412972
Lmao are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, someone ban all the leafs on this board instantly. Bryce Harper:
1) tells umpires to fuck or regularly
2) fights his own teammates
3) threatened to rape one of his teammate's daughters when they got into an argument
4) he's just a mother fucker in general
5) he has cleared the benches on multiple occasions
6) he looks like a fucking fag that would frequent boystown.

Seriously. Fuck that guys.

>>75412964
not hurt enough not to rack up 627 PA. he's playing great now and if he keeps it up I'd be a faggot to not acknowledge he's a great player, still doesn't mean I want to know how he cuts his hedges every time I open mlb.com

of course the analysts talk about trout, and that's great, but harper has an extremely disproportionate amount of coverage everywhere else. fuck him

>>75413031
and the biggest sin: he takes BP in the batting cages, not on the field

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Just admit it, /mlb/, Bryce Harper is cool.

Look at the fuckin' coolness. How can one person be so cool.

>>75413042
He literally took BP on the field tn

>>75413048
d o u c h e

>>75413048
What the fuck is his hairstyle? undercut mullet?

Lmao are you fucking serious? Holy fuck, someone ban all the cubs fans on this board instantly. Mo'lester:

1) asks guys to fuck regularly
2) frenches his own gender
3) threatened toblow all the posters in /mlb/ when he got into an argument
4) he's just an autist in general
5) he has kissed dudes on MULTIPLE occasions
6) he talks like a fucking fag that would frequent boystown.

Seriously. Fuck that guy

>>75413048
I guarantee he will get arrested for a DUI or bar fight before he turns 30

>>75413048
TYBH

>>75413067
Lmao I find it hilarious that you're the only guy obsessed with me on this site. You've been following me everywhere the past few days. Just log off.

>doyers fans singlehandedly keeping a game thread alive after the game is over

>>75413048
t. Bruce "I'm not Bryce Harper btw" Hooper

>>75413089

>didnt even start posting in the thread until the 7th inning

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>>75413039
Hurt enough to see his average dip by 30 points and his OPS by 180 points from first to second half. Played through the injury. His front shoulder (relative to his stance) was hurt so he couldn't do shit to outside pitches. He still put up 25 and 80.
>caring about advertising, marketing and fluff journalism

>>75413105
>m-m-muh traffic

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If Babe Ruth is the Sultan of Swat, Bryce is the Captain of Cool.

>>75413121
More like Baron of Buffoonery.

Bryce Harper is on steroids.

>>75413121
Lmao fuck off Bryce. You'll look great as a Cubs though

>>75413117
wow so he was batting like 270 with an ~850 OPS before he got injured? get this guy MINIMUM two articles a day on the front page

he's over-marketed while being a douche. fuck him

bryce is a good guy stop bullying

fuck harper. I wanna see trout and his beautiful bull neck on the front page every day

>>75413152
Lmao Canada is upset that they resigned Bautista to a multi year deal even though he's struck out every at bat this year. Lmao are you upset that your baseball viewership is coming to an end after watching since August 2015?

>>75413152
Honestly you are getting mad at something you could so easily ignore
>4chan.txt
He is objectively a very good player, even including last year. And yea, he would have hit .275, hit 30 jacks and had 100 RBIs and you wouldn't have shit to say.

HEY

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Greetings, /mlb/, Rob Manfred here.

I'm glad to see young people having spirited debates about Major League Baseball players once again!

As has been known, Major League Baseball lacks a "true face," a superstar player who has nationwide marketability and presence, and can thus drive what we like to call "watercooler" conversation. It's an area in which the NBA and NFL just kills us. Millennials (our most coveted demo) love player debates as much as taking selfies, so I'm pleased to see Bryce, who we feel best speaks to the Millennial generation, is acting as the catalyst in this regard.

Also please remember to have such debates on twitter, facebook, and other similar social media platforms. With your help and techo-savvy, we can together create that "true face" of Major League Baseball and attract legions of young fans, much like Lebron James and Stephen Curry do for the NBA, ensuring Major League Baseball stays healthy as we move further into the digital age.

Regards,

Rob Manfred

>doyers continue to bump the game thread
Just fucking delete it

>>75413226
Pissboi is probably pissed that he cheers for such a shit team lmao>>75413226

>>75413213
there's enough guys that bat .275 with 30 dingers and don't get their face plastered over mlb.com every single day of the year

im an angry lonely autist and it's annoying

>simmons
>good

lmao

I'm finna hit up some bars tonight. Anyone drinks I should try
>inb4 made up shit about me kissing boys
I'm not even going to boystown.

>>75413267

order a John Daly. I had 6 before a Card's game at Ballpark Village last year.

>>75413267
order a lemon drop. it's the drink of gays, like you

quick who would you rather have on your team, bautista or pooholes

they come with their contracts

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>>75413267
Cheap well shots and whatever draft beer.

>>75413393
Tim Tebow

>>75413393
bautista is on a 1 year deal so him

>>75413393
>pooholes
LOL........

this is just awful baseball

More like Albert POO HOLE

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>game is over 4 hours and only an inning into extras
>0 IBBs

get fucked manfred

alright boys, i'm about to load up a stream of this game

expect it to end in an embarrassing loss for whoever most of you are rooting for, because that's just how my luck operates

>>75413529
Manfred's initiatives are great for th game, yet you faggits can't get over your antiquated views. Fucking grow up.

>>75413579
I think it's only me left desu

pls don't do this we need a win