OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. ROCKIES #1 GAMETHREAD

Laughing SO HARD at the San Fransisco VaGiants.

>>75405991
Ya know that no one likes you right?

Wew lads

>Smith's Tommy John
>Posey's concussion
>Bumgarner's shoulder

Fuck this season

If we're not gonna compete I'd like to see anyone not the doyers to win the division

>>75406236
>Bochy's heart
>Alguacil's face
>Parker's collar bone
>Morse's leg
>Williamson's leg
>Brown's ankle
>?? Span's quads

Reeeeee fuck that new fence

Coors Field is always a good way to give a surge to the offense.

Salami time

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All these hits

>>75405899
>Ty Blach (LHP #50) will take MadBum's spot in the rotation.
Poor kid's gonna get Cained.

Cool STORY bro hahaha

wew almost

nice play Panik

fuck

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C-c-cool

Break out the rye bread, Story time is back!

Wew laddies

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whiskey time

fucking shit Pence what the fuck

>>75405899
DINOSAUR ROAR!!!!!

This got really embarrassing lmfao

>>75408614
fun fact...last Rockies in-side-the-park home run was in 2014 at AT&T Park.

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>>75408671
finally a fact that is fun

Lol Pence. Learn to run, you bum.

>>75408614
Nah man rain and lights fucked him hard.

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We got this guys

>>75408709
I figured it was at least rain when it happened live but I still just wanted to blame him in the moment out of frustration

I'm the only Rockies fan in here (again), huh?

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>>75408709
and it was a funny angle...

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>>75408758
nope....we should hang out sometime.

If that's you in the picture... no fucking chance

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>>75408758
>>75408787

>mfw even if we sweep the Giants the local press will only be talking about the Broncos and muh-draft on Monday.

wait I just caught the tail end of that. Did he not tag first?

>>75408808
You like my hat?

le helmet fly off speed man

>>75408671
revenge for Pagan having one against them at AT&T Park and Blanco almost doing it again against them the next year...at AT&T Park

>>75408877
>even if we sweep the Giants
you shut your checked double dubs whore mouth

>>75408877
That's just life in Denver. The Broncos rule the airwaves 365 days a year, regardless of how bad they are and how good the other teams in Denver are.

>>75409098
>oh shit

check em....

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>TFW you see more people repping Rockies around town

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>>75409478
>mfw the DU nati gets completely ignored because Tony Romo decides to not become a Bronco.

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>>75409632
Nobody gives 2 shits about hockey in Denver now that the Avs are below garbage tier. Anyone who does owns a Red Wings or Blackhawks jersey and didn't go to college anyway.

>>75409517
....and they aren't even homeless.

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>>75409696

I've seen two Rockies license plates this month. TWO.

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>>75409695
my condolence.

>Magus Arena is comfy as fuck though.

>>75409736
Frozen yogurt stand is having a rough night...they look lonely.

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>>75409783
It's pretty shitty out 2bh.

Rockies are playoff bound this year, yes or no?

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LMAO

le strong offense for one inning and dead for the rest team

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>>75409885
Yes. Rocktober 2017.

>>75409885
Have you watched the Rockies any other year?

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I always watch, been a fan since I was born. I long for that 2007 season again

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>TFW you saw a Rockies game at Mile High

>Is 18
>Too young to have seen rockies greats play
>Has never seen the Rockies at Coors

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>Trevor Story remembered how to hit a baseball

>must be a miracle
let's pray for two in a game

>>75409885
we mus'nt even speak of such things yet senpai...

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>Story pops it up
>mfw

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>>75410033
>tfw you saw a Zephyrs game there...

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>>75410543
Damn, we're old.

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>all you can hear is Giants fans yelling at the pitcher

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>>75410591
yep...I'm "had a birthday at Funtastic Nathans" old

Fucking Gorkys

>>75410765
That was .067 (and going down) Gorkys Hernandez.

>>75410810
Yeah, I conflate them in mind because of their shitiness. Posted before I was realized what I had typed

Vagiants fans btfo

Also quite drunk.

>>75410861
I was actually about to post before you asking who was worse Marrero or Gorkys

Mexican ninjas making the play.

>>75410861
I wonder when Upton will be ready to come up.

>>75410909
What about the Korean dude? I know he doesn't have a lot of experience out in LF but I have a good feeling about him

>>75410892
Marrero got an RBI single and a Walk today.

>>75410947
We're talking overall not just tonight

>>75410909
>Melvin is our future
some intern must have pulled our timeline out of the wastebasket in the writers' room

>>75410973
They're both awful it doesn't matter lel can't even bank on memevin Upton Jr either

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Anyone have the .gif of Pence dieing earlier?

>>75410872
you can gauge how drunk the fans are by how loud they sing Charlie Blackmon's walk up song.

>>75411045
Yeah I have no faith

>>75411054
I think of "your love" every time I see coors because of blackmon

>>75410943
Korean dude (Huang (?)) is primarily an Infielder. The OF options are Upton, Morse (rehab), or Williamson (rehab).

>it's a "gonna watch all year with no hope, just love of the game" episode

comfier at least desu, and late summer tickets will be cheaper

>>75411169
He played third during spring training but didn't they put him in LF recently in AAA? I might be mistaken what the fuck do I know

>>75410973
Both awful

BUT Gorkys has been 0 for since his 2 hits in Arizona and is now below .067 AVG. PLUS that 2-run *mis-catch* in center field.

>>75411196
>LF recently in AAA
They might have because of what's happening in the majors. Training him for LF.

Thanks Roylels.

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Rockies win!

Haha eat it Giants

It's better than no baseball I guess
Gg cockies

gg pebbles
lose to you again tomorrow

gg rookies

smell ya tomorrow

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gg rooks.


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