OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ TEXAS RANGERS GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

hopefully the game isnt shit today so we dont have to resort to bullying an autist the whole time

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Will >we score a run

Will >we get a hit

orlando and mondesi were sent down

bonifacio (mlb debut) and strahm called up

>>75405548
thank the baseball gods

>>75405548
As long as Strahm stops with the spaghetti I will be happy.

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Why did the Royals get to go to the WS and lose, go back the next year and redeem themselves while the Rangers went and lost, went back again and lost in one of the most heartbreaking way imaginable, then witness the Cubs also go on to have a feel good WS win not long after the Red Sox and White Sox also broke their Streaks?

It isn't fair.

>>75405690
we paid the price for that WS win lads. we wont make the playoffs again until 2045 because of the meme magic stores we drained. still worth it desu

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I will be dumping my Royals Memery during the game. I noticed that gamethreads when I work are lacking in meme magic. Royals bros feel free to save them.

>hitting the first batter

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>already a run

>>75405546
OH YEAH

>>75405970
>hamlels

>>75405716
100% worth it

where was this yesterday?

>>75405720
thanks bro

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Let's Go Royals Let's go

>>75406083
All I ask is any you have share.

>>75405716
dont forget they had to sacrifice three family members

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classic

KC Fans lets all collectively
>RAGS

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>mfw we score a run

>>7540618
Let's not do that till a trip shits up the thread.

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>>75406194
MFW

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Come on Karns. You can do it.

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>scoring in the 1st

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The vibrant optimism of Royals fans sickens me. Both our teams suck. Stop being happy.

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>>75406276
Si

>>75406289
make me you cynical cunt

>butterflies so big they might fly you away comin' out your ears

Hud you're some kind of special, kek

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>>75406346
You only figuring this out now? I have been calling him that for years.

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>tfw scored a run

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>>75406346

>>75406381
You need to learn to meme. Calm down.

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>>75406410
>tfw scored a run

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>>75406437
>tfw scored a run

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>>75406376
Naw, I've known it for a while, but it took a while to come around on him. He was annoying at first but some of the shit he says comes so out of left field you can't help but enjoy him eventually

>>75406467
you don't mess with a streak /sp/

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>>75406547
That kid is so adopted.

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>tfw scored a run and turned around the entire season

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>scoring runs

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>he's chewing sunflower seeds! that's really good!

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>>75406575
You really should slow down. Memeing out over one run in the 1st is not gonna help us build up the magic stores.

>bonifacio makes harder contact in his first at bat than mondesi did in 15 games

Bonnafacio AB already looks 100x better than mondesi

>>75406657
Really gets your noodle noodling.

>>75406624
its waking the magic up

>>75406686
waking up the duke of drip

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>>75406686
If it works then I won't argue.

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>>75406723
the duke of drip?

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>>75406723
Did you say drip?

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>tfw gave up a run

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>rags have learned to score runs

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From the guy who made the pacha image, and the carl one, here's a new one.

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>>75406882
Thank you.

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>tfw cant stop giving up dingers

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god fucking damn it Karns

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>>75406882
You're doing god's work, son

Do rangers fans get a free chik-fil-a sandwich if they donk a dinger off the foul poles?

time to start drinking. what are you all having tonight?

Give me something to make KC related, ive got nothing better to do

>>75407047
I am starting with some NYF Rootbeer because its in my fridge. Gonna switch to rum and vodka when I'm out.

>>75407017
i don't know if we have 4 runs in us

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>>75407084
make some bbq

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>>75407084
here you go.

>>75407138
A good steak sounds good...

>>75407127
I think they do. But we need to believe in them.

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>>75407084
Make this into laughingroyalsgirls.jpg

>>75407092
what is NYF rootbeer?

>>75407452
Not Your Father's Rootbeer. A craft beer. Dark ale spiced to taste like a rootbeer.

>>75407576
does it actually taste like root beer

>>75407614
It does. The aftertaste has some ale notes but nothing to turn you off.

>>75407652
i dont like dark beers

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>>75407138
Hope this is okay

>>75407716
the KC is fucked tho

>>75407678
It doesn't taste like a normal dark beer. Pair it with burgers/hotdogs and it is to die for.

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>>75407734
yeah shit it is.

Grabbed it from another meme, you know with how many KC hats ive made I havent ever saved a damn template.

top qt blonde sitting in front of the karns family

>>75407743
Yeah it acts like an actual soda. It doesn't build a head like Guinness does.

>>75407844
guinness is the most overrated beer of all time

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God fucking damn it Karns. Stop that.

>>75407903
I was just comparing it to another dark beer. It is overrated.

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>>75407734
What about this?

>>75408015
gj friendo

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Go go Gordo.

KARNS WHATEVER YOU DID AGAINST THESE GUYS WHEN YOU GAVE UP THE FIRST DINGER YOU SHOULDNT DO THE SECOND TIME

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KARNS.

Eiland pull him NOW.

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someone give this to the giants bros

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mfw people doubted Gallo

>>75408303
That was a meatball. It was a shit pitch more than good hitting.

>dat ryan and hud reaction to the foul ball replay

>black umpire
wtf manfred is going all out

that faggot nate bukady is at the game

did somebody order a pizza

At least Strahm can't fuck up the game much more...

The Rangers are just the weirdest fucking team this year. By all accounts, our offense is garbage, but we hit with RISP.

>>75408583
the royals are the same except for the hits with risp

>there are people rn on spee that have never had a ranger dog

>>75408303
Gallo is literally the 3rd best player on the Rangers right now behind Mazara and Andrus.

>it's 6 and 1

luckily after this series the royals get the whos and the twins

Give me one fucking reason why Bannister isnt starting Chirinos over Poocroy every game

which mlb game had the best soundtrack

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to whomever wanted this

>>75408789
u r a meme factory today

anyone else's broadcast being shit quality every now and then?

>>75408883
no literally just yours

>>75408918
>there are people in this thread who are gonna work for Halliburton

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I really REALLY want to bully royal fans right now for their weird autistic obsession of shopping hats on reaction images, but some shred of humanity I have left is stopping me.

>>75408764
Bannister is retard

But also bc he is coming off a productive season and too much was given up to get him last year to just cast away in a contract season

>>75408980
>there are people in this thread that dont refresh their minds every game thread
>>75408986
goyals pls shoop a hat on this aussie friendo

>>75408986
>implying we care what a >rags fan thinks

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>>75408986

>>75408764
>>75409031
Chirinos is also a VERY streaky hitter similar to what Moreland is doing in Boston right now.

Despite how shitty most of the rangers bats have been so far I still have nightmares about a lineup with Prince and Moreland batting after each other being two automatic outs

whatever happened to net guy?

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>>75409063
Refresh my drink boi.

>>75409171
*unzips pants*

>>75409171
#REKT

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>>75409215
Put that little thing away. I asked for a drink not a tic-tac.

>>75409270
>its 6-1
>>75409283
*stirs drink with my lil tic-tac* :3

>>75409154
Net guy hasn't been there for like 10 years. Prob dead tbqh

>>75409338
anon pls make up a better story that made me sad

>>75409283
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>75409330
There is still 2 more innings fuckboy.

>>75407149
to the guy who requested this one, imma try putting in a bit more effort like the pacha and carl one in on it, so ill finish it later

>>75409387
you seem like the kind of anon that enjoyed that rendition of god bless america
>>75409397
dont worry papi this tic-tac dont melt ;3

>>75409406
Thats fine man.

the fuck was that God Bless America?

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who else /drunk/ here?

LMAO WHAT A MEME GAME

1 buck McDoubles now. :)

>this is how kansas city thinks baseball goes

>>75409618
>rags

>>75409637
>boyals

>>75409610
Dude, I fucking love 1 buck mcdoubles.

I swear its been one buck mcdoubles all the time.

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w-w-w-ill we at least score more than 1 run

>>75409679
probably not ;_;

anons can i get another bedtime story pls

>>75409745
once upon a time there was a rangers fan who thought it was a good thing to brag about getting into a 50% acceptance school. the end

>>75409789
pls no bully
also why did chirinos touch hamels bottom

>>75409745
once upon a time a tripfag killed himself and everyone rejoiced the end

>>75409789
>rags

>>75409824
because they are gay.

>>75409825
pls no bully
>>75409851
whats gay anon

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If I were to do this with a KC players face, who should it be?

>>75409963
Escobar. Fucker is smooth as fuck

>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS

>>75409963
salvador

>>75410017
>its 6-1

is it, dare i say it, >rags time?

>>75409963
Cain's smile could blind the entire earth. Makes sense to have him as the sun imo

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>>75410056

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>>75410038
>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS>RAGS

Need I remind you of a game where it was once 7-1?

>>75410078
shhhh, brujeria is working rn

>>75410065
>>75410056
Cain as the sun

>>75410034
Salvy as the leaves

>>75409991
Escobark as the bark

What about Ned Yost for the Sky, and who should be the ground?

>>75410065
i wish i had a smile like that

>>75410101
So is the meme magic.

>>75410117
Gordo/Hos/Moose combo?

>>75410117
george brett laughing

RAINY BALLGAME

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royals lost but tomorrow is another day!

gg boyals sweet dreams anons

They wanted to >Rags it. But Royals offense didn't let them.