CAL:Sean Monahan will have wrist surgery
SJ:Report: Burns, Karlsson, Hedman Norris picks
TOR:Matthews highlights Calder Trophy finalists
EDM:Desharnais plays OT hero in Game 5
NAS:Predators win GM 4, complete sweep of Hawks
NYR:Zibanejad scores in OT, NYR lead Habs 3-2
PIT:Kessel has 3 pts, Pens advance to 2nd round
CLM:Nick Foligno (LBI) out Game 5 vs Penguins
EDM:Drake Caggiula skates with McDavid, Draisaitl
BUF:Sabres fire Bylsma and GM Tim Murray
BOS:Patrice Bergeron up for another Selke Trophy
ANA:John Gibson completes series sweep
sens will win the cup
>>75404610
Ummmmmm no sugar
>>75404635
Is there a player that is more "> our guy" than phil
I'm going to allow this
Do other NHL teams do this?
I can already tell the caps are gonna lose this game
>>75404718
McMeme is close, he is a weeb
>>75404740
every pro sport team does
>>75404740
>DC mcdonalds
Couldn't pay me to eat there
SENS VS. BRUINS
>>75404864
>>75404864
>>75404864
>>75404864
>>75404864
hockey? more like cookie hehe
>>75404778
>McDavid is a weeb
Say wut?
>>75404924
Someone posted an interview about him a couple nights ago that said in his free time he studies Japanese and watches cartoons. He looks like a weeb.
is there any way to watch ahl playoff streams?
Pierre McGuire
you can say it 10 times a game for the rest of the playoffs.
NHL officials are awful and your not fooling anyone.
>>75405003
>yfw he probably shitposts on /co/ and /a/
>>75405155
>/co/
>Not /d/ or /c/
Wow.
>>75405249
>M/c/Davi/d/
o no i shouldn't have posted this
Are Oilers the Redpill of hockey?
They bring the meat and potatoes both on and off the ice.
>>75405277
>M/c/D/a/vi/d/
>>75405277
Might as well add /m/ as well. Maybe he likes evangelion or Megas XLR
MUSLIMS STRIKE AGAIN
F
>>75405298
>Based off of oil workers
>in a very cold city, less fags
>Fans are pretty good
>Oil girls
>Hunter
>Rogers looks amazing
>Pulu as a coming star
>Beat up pussy sharks fans
Yeah they're redpilled
>>75405365
#PrayforOvechkin
>>75405299
>>75405318
The autism is starting to make sense now...
>>75405365
Kadri or that attack in France
Besides, who removes kebabs in the NHL?
>>75405380
f is for faggot
>ovie ded
Now that Ovi is ded, will the caps finally win a cup?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE BRUINS WERE KILL
Which leaf teen will they murder? I hope they go for Andersen instead
>>75405465
probably, with holtby they won't give up another goal
>>75405298
>Get nose bleed
>FUCKING OILERS FANS REEEEEE
Embarrassing desu
>>75405388
lol another city of white niggers acting like thugs
>>75405491
kek
Can anyone upload a webm of Ovi's injury with a small Stanley Cup flying out of his knee at the moment of injury?
>>75405493
>not thinking women look cute with cuts and bruises
>>75404740
The Preds have a deal with Wendy's where if they score 4 goals people get free frosties
>>75405581
That you Schweinsteiger?
>>75404740
Rags also have this deal with Papa J's
It almost bancrupt Papa at the start of the season lol
>>75405299
m/c/d/a/v/i/d/
>>75405592
Oh that seems better then what's here in NYC. Isles have nothing. If anything, it would be a discount at Starbucks or chipotle after a win
>>75405527
What is Vancouver?
>>75405418
Pretty much. Who's his waifu?
>>75405714
Yui from K-On!
>tfw no finnish goaltending
>>75405298
haha fuck her
>>75405432
this
>f
ucking new
>>75405714
holy shit you dumb phone poster how dumb are you
>>75405755
go ahead try to call me new. come up with something retard
Don is fucking based
lonely bobrovsky
>>75405747
Rask is playing tonight.
>>75405798
Timely post.
>>75405788
Don cherry is a based man with good wardrobe
>>75405783
>this triggered
watch the game and try to relax, newfriend.
How bad can eastern conference be when teams like boston and ottawa are in?
>>75405811
so classy
>>75405811
He'd make a convincing pimp
>>75405837
>triggered
>newfriend
come on kid let's do this. give me one reason to think you've been here longer than me. this these threads have been nothing but people talking about reddit and calling other people new.
show me you're not projecting, give me anything to think you're not lying
>>75405811
why is he wearing a Boston outfit today though? Isn't he a Canadian?
>>75405849
shit year for **our** conference desu senpai
just awful.
>>75405878
it really shouldn't be this easy. if people keep calling you "new", at some point you have to start considering the common denominator here.
>>75405883
He coached the Bruins in the 70s.
>>75405883
Maybe he just hates Ottawa.
>>75405849
western got Calgary and Chicago, not much of a difference desu
>>75405907
that the only people that shout "new" are people that are "new". come on waiting for anything here to prove to me you've been here for more than 2 years
>>75405883
Wait, who's he the main announcer for again?
Isn't it the flyers?
>>75405943
go away
>i feel the need to prove myself to this tibetan sewing machine image sharing forum
not even worth the (You)s at this point.
>>75405918
>Cherry has shit tastes
>Hates on the best Canadian team
Sounds about right.
what brand of water is kassian drinking?
is it bonaqua?
>>75405983
so nothing? you're new and you call other people new to make yourself feel smart because you can't win an argument otherwise? let me guess, you're the one who calls everything reddit too
>>75405961
Seriously, why is it this fucking easy?
It shouldn't even TAKE you 2 years to be able to see through level of shit tier trolling. This is embarrassing.
>Ovie gets his ACL torn by Nazem Mehmet Abdul Akbar
>Back to start the 2nd
THE RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER BREAKS
>>75406016
It better be...
Is Ovie's career over?
>>75406042
so he'll be playing even worse than before?
>>75406041
reply to the wrong person retard?
>>75406070
the ussr was out of left leg ACLs so they gave him a right leg ACL in his left leg. let's see how it works out
ovie is a douche
moving on, who scored the goal in the caps game? i just got home.
>>75406129
oshie
>>75406129
fuck off grease
LMAO ovi literally dove and is now playing again.
Caps fans literally hate crosby for the same bullshit.
>>75406182
LAFFS SCARRRRRRR
FUCK THE WASHINGTON CRYERS
>>75406182
everybody hates crysby because hes a fucking cockmongler
get memed on
ITT babbys first playoffs
inb4 "p-prove it!"
oops
>laffs might advance
if toronto and edmonton win their series imma fucking scream
>>75406273
>worrying
>about some pig face
LOL
>>75406296
>pig
Oh god you're right. Probably won't be able to unsee it now.
>>75406278
>if
edmonton has already clinched, its just a matter of flying to puerto rico, manhandling the sharks, and flying home before the smell of spic food sinks into their clothes
>>75406314
>>75406245
samefag
>penalize fighting
>it's barbaric and bad pr
>league dirtier than in the 90s
hmmm boggles the mind
>tfw your franchise player is ugly as shit
>>75406385
>league dirtier than in the 90s
nobody in the world thinks this
>>75406414
in the 90s it was just hooking and slashing
now it's knee-hits, slew footing, spearing and intentional high sticking
>>75406391
AHAHAHA
>>75406359
>>75406414
new samefag
>>75406391
At least we have a franchise player lmao
>>75406434
>in the 90s it was just hooking and slashing
and bench clearing brawls. I was at a bench clearing brawl that had 2 guys skate off to the other end of the ice for the purpose of using their sticks in the fight to try to kill each other.
>>75406414
it definitely has
>>75406476
a brawl is different. no one in a brawl is surprised to get punched. dirty tricks on players who are just trying to play hockey are 10 times worse than any fight, no matter how violent the fight
>>75406476
we're talking about the nhl, not your beer league on a tuesday night
>>75406414
there was no slashes at balls every other game like there are now.
>>75406549
doctor it all you want.
>>75406532
it was AHL
>>75406526
look up any Scott Stevens hit and tell me that. this was a no questions asked clean hit then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v2h9NGMyNQ
caps game is boring as hell.
>>75406583
I'm not complaining about the ban for hits to the head.
But like you said that was a clean hit. It wasn't a dirty hit. I said the league is dirtier than it was even in the 90s. You can't apply the 2017 rule set to a clip from the 90s
>>75405623
No its Kane.
>>75406626
I guess as far as dirty I was thinking the 2000-2010s then because the league is so much cleaner now than then. I can't speak about before the late 90s
>>75406651
articuno would flatten gayrydos and it wouldnt even be close
>>75406651
0_0
>>75406684
>league is so much cleaner now
in terms of stick penalties like slashing and hooking or holding? yes definitely.
in terms of dangerous and potentially injury causing cheap shots? no way
>>75406718
this
>>75406651
>>75406687
>gyrados used thunder
>gyrados used fire blast
wew
>articuno not a single super effective attack
nah m8
>Caps
>President's Trophy
>out in 1st round
>play 2 periods that allow them to dominate the game
>up 3-1
>decide to change strategies
>lose
Why would they change something that was working?
>>75406718
matt cooke,todd bertuzzi, james neal, sean avery, steve downie, chris pronger, carcillo, raffes, tucker do I need to go on? this league is so much cleaner now than 2000-2010
Reminder
>good guys
Sens
Preds
Blues
Habs
>bad guys
Caps
Leafs
Bruins
Wild
Sharks
Oilers
Ducks
>>75406758
>game is tied
>series is tied
>"durr caps lost lmaooo.jpg"
can you atleast wait until the leafs have a lead?
>>75406753
>using special attacks on a physical attacker
Do you even Pokemon?
>>75406808
W-what about Rags?
>>75406791
>shorks
>literally bend over in overtime, ready for the pounding
The only person who was still present in OT was Jones.
>>75406808
reminder
faggot
>(you)
cool
>everyone else
>>75406847
jones is the only person on the team who isnt 60 years old
>ovi is going after kadri
>the whole world knows ovi dives
russian faggot
LMAO KADRI WHAT THE HELL
>>75406908
Soccer pass, soccer dive
>>75406908
ovenchicken should be in the box ni$kanen saved his ass
Who still has all their teeth?
>>75406908
muslim, either acts like a victim or blows up
>>75406791
Old men playing at running the world
>>75406971
Not Logan Couture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24COMIjM-P4
Is there a bigger piece of shit in this league than Nazem Kadri?
>>75407201
dubinsky and a couple flyers
>>75406753
252+ SpA Gyarados Thunder vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Articuno: 134-158 (41.7 - 49.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
252 SpA Articuno Freeze-Dry vs. 164 HP / 0 SpD Gyarados: 372-444 (100 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
looks pretty convincing to me
>>75407247
Is that megagyrados
>>75407247
were you a goalie?
>>75407201
Brad Marchand
Corey Perry
Mathew Tkachuk
Andrew Shaw
Brendan Gallagher
LOOT AT NISKANEN HE SLASHED KADRI IN THE LEG YOU FAGGOTS
>>75407417
You forgot Kreider and the whole Bruins team
I can't stand being a craps fans bros. I know this period is probably the beginning of the end. I don't want to watch but I can't look away. It's like a bad accident. Why does this have to happen every year
>>75407343
I like everyone knowing you're dumb anon
https://twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/855584788354183168
don't feel bad
>>75407521
gib Oshie pls
>>75407417
I'd still prefer them over Kadri tbqh.
>>75407559
Racist
>shorks
>kuckorov
nice dive faggot lmao
>>75407548
Fuck right off. Oshie is ours
>>75407417
the kongs are gud bois. this wasn't rightfully called no penalty, no fine, no suspension
>>75407628
this wasn't called for any of those eithers, the knogs are clean!
komorov is honestly one of the biggest faggots in the league
>>75407417
>corey perry
Never got all the hate for him. He usually pulled shenanigans and pressed buttons but I've never seen him do anything "dirty" but maybe once.
>>75407691
I don't care what he is if he beats the craps
>>75407718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N7cGz6HaA0
>wilson arguing about his penalty
after this you pretty much just have to accept it I think
>>75407835
Third minor already lmao what a useless waste of a rosterspot
>>75407591
Probably. He just seems too uppity. Would be nice to see him get BTFO by somebody to the point where he needs a stretcher to get off the ice.
>>75407779
Nothing dirty there desu
>>75407876
I mean I just wish I knew what he was saying
>come on ref this wasn't as bad as the last one let me go
>>75407876
>>75407956
he has 8 PIMs btw kek
>>75407943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmt_9q8_g9I
>>75408010
Shenanigans and button pushing like i said. Water bottle and stuck grab were hillarious.
>>75408067
Nothing for the spear at the end?
JOFA line is the best line in the NHL. Preds will win the stan lee cup
>>75408113
this couldn't make me happier
>>75408160
>who are sid and the kids
>>75406971
>>75408161
>hey leon 4 is good but I think I like 5 better
>>75408161
Why? The Ducks are the best guys!
>>75408113
Happens all the time desu. Its it good? No but its not "dirty" like hitting to injure or slashing off fingertips. People just hate him because he messes with their teams.
>>75408247
Agreed best westcoast team desu, including canadia
>>75408246
Can't believe Oilers will win a Stanley Cup after only 1 year of rebuilding with McDavid.
I always thought Hockey was a team game, and you need at least 3 lines, but McDavid himself is 4 lines. So good.
>>75408282
It's only because he didn't have to face 5 lines of great depth
>>75408247
>In June 2008, the NHL indefinitely suspended Samueli as owner after he pleaded guilty to lying to U.S. securities regulators.[6] However, on November 12, 2009, National Hockey League Commissioner Gary Bettman reinstated Henry Samueli as owner of the Anaheim Ducks, citing lack of evidence and his outstanding character.[7]
>Both the Securities and Exchange Commission, as well as the Department of Justice had been investigating Broadcom Corporation for backdating of stock options.[
>On May 15, 2008, Samueli resigned as Chairman of the Board and took a leave of absence as Chief Technology Officer after being named in a civil complaint by the SEC.
>On June 23, 2008, Samueli pleaded guilty for lying to SEC for $2.2 billion of backdating. Under the plea bargain, Samueli agreed to a sentence of five years probation, a $250,000 criminal fine, and a $12 million payment to the US Treasury
>Prosecutors focused on the fact that Samueli denied under oath any role in making options grants to high-ranking executives. As part of his plea agreement, Samueli admitted the statement was false
oh vey who cares goy pay me money
>>75408304
>that Flim Flam delusion
>>75408352
Literally who cares
>he thinks all owners dont lie
>>75408489
> Samueli pleaded guilty for lying to SEC for $2.2 billion of backdating.
your commiefornia jew admitted to lying about billions of dollars, how much do you think he lied about?
check out the fines he paid, you cuckhold taxpayers pay the rest in commiefornia and oh yeah you have the highest tax rates in the country. but hey lolololol hockey in anaheim it makes sense
>>75408531
Literally no one cares. Every single nhl owner is a jew hoarding scum. If you rwallu have a prpblem with it boycott all of the NHL and all sports while you're at it.
>>75408564
>Every single nhl owner is a jew hoarding scum
super mario isn't a kike and he hasn't stolen billions of dollars from california. you just think it's ok what analheim did because disney used to own it and they paid all that hush money on it
it's ok to be young, just don't act like you're not
>>75408783
>everyone by my owner does it
Get out
>tfw both games go into 3OT to make up for no night game
Snes/Broons is so fucking boring
>tfw you remember the Hawks got swept by the Preds last night
>laffs
>maple pajeets
Here come's the "they're just rookies, this year is about experience, we never expected to win" laffs fans.
>>75408838
you too drunk to type? go show me another owner owner by disney, that also owns espn, that stole billions of dollars in tax payer money
or just show me you're a stupid spic and you're so god damn new you don't even know that's why you're hated here
Congrats Crapitals, you're just barely scraping by the 8th seed all-rookie team
>Caps didn't have confetti
>>75409037
honestly a series win is like a cup win for them
>>75409025
no one hates the Ducks because of owner shit, it's because they're a dirty goon team who chimps out at the slightest sign of things not going their way
>>75409025
You hate the ducks fine but dont try and.blame it on something literally every owner does. Either boycott sports or stfu.
>>75409102
thank you nu/hoc/ quack quack I also love the jew invasion of the past 15 years
>it was a leafs act retarded episode
>>75409128
show me where another NHL owner stole $3 billion in taxpayer money
>>75409137
that's every episode
Leafs will push it to 7
incoming burrows ot series clinching winner btw famalamadingdongs
>LAFFS
>Coilers will make it past round 1
>Laffs won't
who'd have thunk it
>the oilers have made the conference finals more recently than the caps
Who /laffin/ here?
>>75409089
I sincerely have very little against them even as a flyers fan, and if they somehow were to beat the pens they'd be my second favorite team for life.
But holy fuck is their recent playoff history pathetic. They can't even get to the CONFERENCE finals. Caps fans have to know deep down that the fact that the fucking >laffs are giving them a good fight is really pitiful.
What the HELL was Matthews doing on that goal?
Just let his man walk all alone.
>>75408996
This.
It's going to be so cringey to hear them act like 2 games won against the Caps is "good enough" to them. Especially after all the justification they did on the Boyle trade.
>>75409219
>the oilers have made the finals more recently than the Caps
CANADA BTFO
>THE STATE OF TINY DICKED ARABS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>TORONTO MUSLIM QUEEFS
CANADA BTFO
>THE STATE OF TINY DICKED ARABS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>TORONTO MUSLIM QUEEFS
APOLOGISE
BACKY POST
>Ovechkin returned to the ice after a Jihad attempt
Can anything kill this fucking man?
>>75409273
don't ever reply to me again faggot
>>75409305
He's a diving faggot like crysby
>>75409216
>defense doesn't win championships
It's like Toronto thought they could run and gun their way past the Caps. Granted, the Caps are dumb enough to run and gun as well, instead of shutting them down, but they are still the fucking Caps.
>>75409342
t. Ahmed
>>75409344
pens won a cup doing that last year fag
>>75409291
holy shit
>>75409333
Oh come on, I gotta say something about those trips
>>75409292
>CANADA BTFO
>implying anyone outside of the GTA gives a shit about the laffs
>>75409388
Pens can bury the puck though. Laffs can't finish unless the puck bounces off 10 guys and lands on their stick.
>>75409305
Seems almost too perfect a setup, but here it goes:
>the 2nd rnd
wtf is wrong with the sharks?
can they win 2 games in a row?
>>75409388
>laffs are anywhere close to the Pens
HAHAHA, no.
>>75409177
>Thinking they dont cover this shit up
>calling anyone youmg while being this naive
Samuelli was just lazy and got caught
>>75409433
Yes but they won't. They're a good offensive team that tries to grind out games when they should keep attacking.
>>75409433
Only if you post your butt.
Let's go Sens
>>75409433
No.
They're the Sharks. I've been watching them for years and I've come to expect middling results and horrible inconsistency. I have a feeling the core group gets into a panic easily and it spreads to the rest of the team.
Doesn't help they went from being a very young team to one of the older; Wilson is banking too much on trying to win a cup right now and it's going to bite them in the ass so hard.
I don't think they'll go back to early 90s Sharks anytime soon, but something mediocre where they're just outside the playoffs. It'll probably happen in the next 2-3 years.
>>75409461
the cali jew got caught he's the worst
Is anyone still going to try to deny that the Senetards are one of the dirtiest teams in the league?
>>75409731
If thats your only reason for hating the ducks you a bigger faggot than greass
>This is a hockey play in the dumpster city of Ottawa
finland is nigger
>>75409754
no the other reasons are than anaheim is sunelt, the city is more than 50% spic, and nobody there plays hockey or even fucking knows how to skate. there are no fans and they in no way deserve an nhl team
>>75409760
>boston of all teams complaining about another team being dirty or cheap
>>75409819
Ah so you're one of those faggots.
Neck yourself anyway
>>75409833
I actually hate the Bruins more than any team not named Chiraq, Toronto, and Colorado desu, but this series has been embarrassing. Sens are dirty as fuck.
>>75409847
oh so you're a mexican?
how about that they have no fans an lower the salary cap? you lose over a million dollars last year that the world that cares about hockey could've used
instead you stole millions of dollars for lol beaners
>>75409906
Not mexican and now just laughing at your ignorance
>>75409960
the ducks lost $1.2 million after revenue sharing last year. I don't care if you claim to not be a spic because I know you can't skate you stupid fat fuck and you're lucky jews still exist either the NHL would not be in commiefornia
>>75409857
So? Bruins have been the dirtiest team in the league for like 10 years now its good they get a taste of their own medicine. Hope the sens injure bergeron and score in OT.
>>75409295
I'm sorry you're going to be swept by the Pens
>>75410004
I can outskate you thanks to all the rinks here in OC where it doesnt snow. But they dp and they are and that just rustles your jimmies.
>>75410004
dude what the fuck is your problem
Whats so shitty in your life that you need to shit on someone because of the team he routes for?
Let him cheer for his team you fucking dickhead
>>75410094
grease?
no way this Bruins goal counts
>>75410094
thank you, canada, both fpr the assist and for starting hocket
>>75410081
t. spic
>>75410139
Goalie put himself in a bad position, then the player tripped over his legs.
I'm betting it is a good goal.
>>75410113
If youre that guy no
Im a leafs fan btw so I pay your fucking bills too faggot so shut the fuck up and let him watch the games in peace
if not
nah
>>75410139
calls have been dogshit these playoffs, who knows what we are getting
>>75410081
how does a rink dp in oc? is this a gangbanging reference?
>>75410151
np guy was acting like a cunt
>>75410224
yep, hi grease
>>75410223
This.
Andersen tripped the Bruins player by sticking out his leg when was falling backwards. The Bruins player didn't knock him over or touch him before he tripped over that leg.
GOOD GOAL
>no goal called in favor of your team in OT
>arena is still deathly quiet
is ottawa just full of autistics or something?
Refpuck RefpuckRefpuckRefpuckRefpuckRefpuckRefpuckRefpuckRefpuck
>>75410264
Shares beer
told you m8s
bawwwwwwwwwston
>>75410274
>gets btfo
>h-hi grease
SAD
Strombone @strombone1 2m2 minutes ago
More
No goal cuz Gary hates the players.....
Holy shit, why don't they just bring back the crease rule. Players stay the fuck out of the crease.
Defensive skaters shouldn't be allowed in the crease
How many goals does bombston have to score before it counts
>>75410386
>trample
Barely. Andersen feel back on his own, then his kicked out leg tripped the Bruins player. He was laying on his back either way.
>>75410399
literally who
Boston's coach is in JUST mode
>>75410475
some cuck reddit always spams
>>75410513
Its luongo
which team is the most likely to go to the White House if they win the cup. Obviously no leafs teams..
>>75410573
Rangers, duuuh
>>75410573
Nashville is in TN which gulps down the Trump semen so they will be forced to go.
>>75410642
That doesn't really matter. Nashville itself is blue as are most cities.
Every team would go though. NHL players are conservative. You might have a few individuals like who don't go like Tim Thomas didn't, but no teams would fully reject it.
Whatever happened to that darkie Subban goaler?
Is he a bust?
>>75410708
>NHL players are conservative.
source?
>>75410642
>>75410607
I like where your heads at about teams location. But I'm talking about which team has the most red pilled players
>>75410731
Just common knowledge. They are socially liberal but economically conservative and money ultimately rules who they support. Last election cycle had a list of some who donated to candidates though.
>>75410741
Obviously no teams with their gay pride tape...
Why are the refs so biased to Ottawa?
>>75410721
he's not terrible but his certainly stuck behind rask for the forseeable future, not sure why they drafted a goalie in the first round desu with rask so relatively young
>>75410741
>most red pilled players
Oilers then.
enjoy your refpuck-offs, m8's. fuck this shit.
BRUINS / SENS GAME THREAD
>>75410840
>>75410840
>>75410840
>>75410805
with oilels potentially outchoking the shorks, laffs all but gone, hasbs on thin ice, and callgary swept, there needs to be some canadian team that makes it to round 2 for the nation to bandwagon around, so it's gotta be the snes.
>>75410839
Maybe the Bruins should learn how to score clean goals. No ref wants to call a goal on garbage plays in the crease where players are stepping on top of players/goalies.
>>75410830
>a german
>connor "nu male" mcdavid
>a physically handicapped player in lucic
>mentally handicapped player in maroon
>swedes
>twiggy manlet RNH
>team band is native drum bangers
ummmmm no sweetie
>>75410939
maybe the Pageau should learn not to fall on the puck and have toronto bail the snes out.
>>75410946
>misunderstanding the "red-pill" meme
Literally on the most depressed retards care about "red-pills"; it gives them something to live for as opposed to their shit life otherwise. Oilers just got off an 11 year streak of being one of the worst teams every year. What else would they do but find "red-pills" to make them feel better about themselves.
>>75410985
Blame the camera angles. None of them showed his hand on the puck. Give it a rest.
>Bergeron
>>75411046
Are they even allowed to call the penalty shot through review?
Evens ottawa scars odds boston
>>75411140
Dubs and it's not until the third OT
>>75411162
Thar was already decided in the gamethread
>>75410757
source? ur butt?
>>75411224
I know for a fact that Wyshynski has said it a lot, but you can tell by even just the twitter likes and shit too. SJWs always bitch when they see it. There were full lists of Trump supporters going around before they realized it was pointless because it's basically everyone.
>>75411046
He covered the puck in the crease. Fuck, even falling on the puck in the crease is a penalty.
It should have been called.
/hoc/ I have a question, and this is from someone who is a casual at best, I find this sport interesting but there's only so much I can pay attn to...
anyway, why do I see so many opposing players get hit hard as fuck, or at least attempting to hit hard, after they've passed away the puck? It seems kind of niggerish that they allow for hits like that. How late can you come in and hit someone who by the looks of it has relaxed and isn't part of the play atm?
>>75404589
>tfw we fucking beat the pats!
>>75411309
>How late can you come in and hit someone who by the looks of it has relaxed and isn't part of the play atm?
about half a second, maaaaybe a full second. problem is refs in this league are super inconsistent, and even more so in the playoffs.
>>75411309
>How late can you come in and hit someone who by the looks of it has relaxed and isn't part of the play
Depends on how badly you hurt them. If you come in an fuck them up then you'll get called and suspended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUYqTE3cnuQ
If you just put the body on them it's called finishing your check and is expected.
>this game
>>75411432
easily the worst series
>the city that rhymes with fun in charge of winning
THE SENS ALWAYS DISAPPOINT ME WHY
>this shit for at least another game
Why must we suffer?
/hoc/ can suck chlammy dick. fuck your refpuck, fuck toronto, and fuck OP.
>>75411454
The only team that wouldn't beat either of these teams is Calgary
>>75411309
Admiring your pass is a big no-no in hockey and players who do that tend to get BTFO'd
Oh God... They're gonna shit the bed, aren't they?
>the city of Ottawa
Correction
>it's a delay the inevitable episode
>>75411367
>Horton
That guy can't even make the laffs roster. He's a nobody, who cares.
>erik "fourth forward" karlsson
Hockey is fucking gay lol
>>75411601
mad at the BRUINS?
>>75411585
Yeah, delay the inevitable end of the hockey season. More games for us.
>>75411592
>can't make the roster
He's got a career ending back injury, why do you think his cap hit isn't fucking you up the ass?
>>75411585
>implying this wont springboard the Bruins to the cup
>>75411548
>>75411512
>pressing the panic button with still another 2 games with which to close this series out with.
>If Kuraly scores one more he ties the shitcago blackhawks in goals
KEK
what the fuck is wrong with the sens...
>3 straight PPs
>2 no goals
>still can't win
fuggers
Anderson is pretty fucking dogshit at covering the wraparound isn't he? Why don't teams just keep trying to do that?
oh, and I forgot, fuck and filter kippers.
>>75411660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw
>>75411660
>not knowing that the Sens are professional choke artists.
>>75411690
even I found myself thinking "ffs at least put up a fight on your PPs, Sens." Pathetic showing really, they were given every chance to win.
>>75411701
The sens are good at stuffing behind the net play.
>still 5 series undecided
i don't want any more round 1 hockey
end thissss
>>75411723
The Bruins can choke with the best of them
Gonna be a fun 2 games
that was nice of the officials to let boston have that 2nd ot winner lol i know it was hard for them to let the hometown boys lose but you can only give so many second chances. i mean pageau was allowed to grab the puck and cover it up on the goal line too.
>>75411751
>wanting to get to the one/zero games per day part of the playoffs
>>75411723
>bruins have made 19 SCF appearances
>6 Cup wins
this >>75411759
>>75411751
I can't wait until based Erdogan throws this disgusting roach into the Black Sea.
>going quietly into the night they said
What's the off-season like in the NHL as far as free agents go? Do players move around a lot or not really?
>>75411764
>the snes couldn't beat a Bruins team that:
>without 4 of their regular 6 dman
>without Krejci
>had multiple goals disallowed and was repucked to hell
>the city of my sides
>>75411810
its an expansion year so everything is out the window
>>75411808
>yes
>Toronto has the worst record in the MLB
>Toronto is getting BTFO in the NBA
>0 Canadian teams on NFL
>There's a good chance that no canadian team will advance in the NHL
What the fuck do I watch, curling?
>>75411898
Curling is always good
>>75411810
depends on the year
one year Zach Parise and Suter were both available as free agents and everyone was shitting bricks on where they would go
it was a lot of fun until they both picked the
>mild
and no one ever heard from them again
>>75411898
>What the fuck do I watch
you could go outside?
>>75411898
NLL is pretty good.
There's pretty good Canadian teams in there and it's pretty fun to watch.
>>75411898
>cheering for all of the canadian teams
Absolutely cucked
For me? It's the high-cut one-piece swimsuit.
>>75411990
shes banging julian assange now
>>75411990
Excellent
Who can stop him?
Are the Boston Bruins all Jewish or do they just look that way?
What are your picks for tomorrow lads?
>hasb
>blooS
>shorks
>>75412055
>rags
>BlosS
>Oilels
>>75412055
agreed
>>75412055
Nah bruce is going on a 3 game win streak to lose game 7 on home ice
>>75412043
a box of doughnuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4
>>75412044
>what are white people with strong features
Why is Canada so shit at their own sport
>>75411810
no one good this year, maybe some meme trades
THREAD THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIJAkDA3XRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIJAkDA3XRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIJAkDA3XRU
>>75412132
ABBA wins you a game & you turn back on that magic.
You are not a Bruins fan.
Go away.
>>75412118
Because they are a literal pile of leaves.
what's next for his career
>>75412132
yeah, hell yeah bro! dropkick murphys? hella f****in EPIC bro! FIST BUMP XDDDD
>snes
>>75412156
ABBA didn't win anyone shit and for gays. just kys pham
>>75412179
Sucking cock in the locker room of the ducks
Laine should win the Calder.
He's younger and only has been playing forward for six (6) years after being a goaltending and he's not a stinky smelly beaner.
>>75412158
because we dont actually like hockey nearly as much as we pretend we do
>>75412200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>75412184
that song was made before DKM were famous you faggot, probably from before you were born. It's been a longtime part of Boston hockey.
>>75412216
Suuuuurrrreeee. That's what every pile of frozen leaves says.
>>75412270
>i liked them before they were famous
t. hipster
How do you feel knowing the UN took the time to study Publix Pepe?
>>75412203
>dick sucked by other men
that's gay
>>75412270
It generic hack at this point.
I'd rather the Bon Jovi Patriots touchdown theme.
You half a quasi dope head/frat boy, you.
>>75412284
>canadian reading comprehension
I didn't say I liked the band. but I do like the song
>>75412352
ur a skinhead arent you? DKM were a skin band in their early days you fucking bigot piece of shit
>>75412292
You're just jealous you won't get the Kaner Kock.
holy shit lmao @ gulls
they gave up a goal when tied 2-2 with 11.7s remaining in the third period
one of their defenders was just standing back behind the goal, let kempe come up to him and push him off of the puck, and then he passed it to brodzinski for the gwg.
>>75412377
yeah, because that's exactly what I am, you braindead leaf. a fucking skinhead. moron
>>75412292
Literally nothing gay abput getting your dick sucked
>>75412076
lel this
>>75412467
The Drop Kick must die.
Do not propagate the Drop Kick.
Don't be that 00's guy.
Believe me, I still love the Strokes & get laughed at for it.
Two great games tonight lads.
>>75412532
oh fuck off, I'll link "Time to Go" anytime I want. it's "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" that's the real cancer.
>>75412565
>both Canadian teams that aren't the Jets lost
It was great wasn't it?
>>75412592
When will the Jets be good?
>>75412665
They were 6th in goals for but 27th in goals against this season. When they sign a bonafied starting goaler this summer they're a contender.
>>75412737
they also need a better coach
they should hire darryl sutter
How many years before McSecondary matches Matthews' single-series playoff goal total?
>>75412856
I wholeheartedly agree
Maurice a fucking shit
>>75412737
idk man, i have faith in them to fuck that up somehow. they just burned through two high-end goalie prospects in record time.
also they might be the dumbest team in the league. really high in penalty minutes, and many of the ones they do take are ridiculous. super undisciplined.
>won the Calder Cup in 2015 in their last season in the AHL
>Gonna win the Kelly Cup this year
Name a better sports city.
>Protip: you can't.
>>75412899
It's also Winnipeg man. They have to appear to look loyal to players otherwise nobody wants to sign in this fuck hole tiny market.
They need to replace Flaherty cause he seems to turn goalies into shit and need to work on specialty teams.
https://twitter.com/JonathanDahlen/status/855496242343936000
I wonder what he meant by this.
>>75404589
LMAO ONLY THREE TEAMS ELIMINATED AND ONE IS SHIIIITTTTCAGO LMAO
>>75413095
The canucks are like the AHL affiliate of the KHL for European dmen
>>75412411
Hey man did you write "bill the thrill" all over mission valley or was that some other guy?
Also gulls support is tapering off big time
I've never sucked dick before.
I bet it sucks dick.
>rags
I am a BIG fan of hockey lads
>>75413958
>>75413958
fuck off australia jr
>laffs
>snes
>>75413962
No
>>75413949
DuckDuckGo is shit, m8
>>75405298
>not knowing how edmontonians treat women
disgusting
>>75414005
>responding to a 7 hour old post
>>75414020
It's an important message
>Norris trophy nominees are all offensive dmen who play mediocre defense
Fucking kill this meme already
I would just like to say the Winnipeg Jets would be a fantastic team if they got rid of the fat offensive D-man meme player, signed a good coach, and didn't destroy every goalie they touch. Somebody will take the bait, offload him to Buffalo for some defender or a pick
>>75414048
I agree. Give it to Dougie Hamilton.
>shorks
>>75414082
>not suter
>>75414048
They need to split it into two trophies
>The 4th Forward Trophy
>The Good At Defense Trophy
>>75414153
"defense player who demonstrates throughout the season the greatest all-round ability in the position"
all around ability my ass
Werenski should win the Calder
Laine should win the masterton for playing so hard despite balding so rapidly
Matthews should win the Conn Smyth for fooling the league into a Calder nomination
morning
there should be Auston Matthews award for notable representation of a minority demographic, named after the gay hispanic Auston Matthews playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs
>>75414737
Hello Estland :)
Laine would have won the Richard if he didn't get killed by that buffalo guy
>>>>>>:((((((((((((
>>75414786
Hej Sverige :]
What does Finland mean by this?
ALLAHU ACKBAR ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>75414812
the whitest man in toronto
>Destroy his knee, inshallah
>>75414848
>Destroy his knee, if god wills it
What does Babcock mean by this?
Should have said mashallah which means god has willed or god has wanted it
t. Allah
>>75414876
tack
>>75414896
eipä kestä
Why is Quebec so shit at producing hockey players?
>>75415151
Their diet is too poutine-heavy
Any bros from HUNGary or Ukrainia in this thread? Your boys are playing each other right now.
>>75415331
FUCK
>>75412055
Same
boy howdy what a goal
unkari :DDD
hupikek
>>75415398
:DD
>>75414806
>2 players from Norway
YUST
>>75414806
>16 russians
what? I thought
oh it's the playoffs
>>75415575
most people would use the x button after they realize something like you did
but you went in and filled the captcha and hit the post button instead.
explain
>>75415575
i just realized you were probably making a joke about russians and playoffs
ignore me
>>75415614
no, you were right the first time.
>>75415605
I hit the escape key
>>75414806
Get your shit together Slovakia
>>75415634
thanks for the pro tip
>ukrainian powerplay looks like hungarian powerplay
wtf
>>75415667
no way
THE humgarian powerplay?
HOHOOOOOLS
>>75415736
I swear to heck if you don't post a link right now
http://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/522319_ukraine_hungary/
>>75415777
use adblocker
>>75415777
doesn't work for me, thanks anyway
Semifinals Finland vs Russia in 30 minutes
u18 iihf, its on yle 2 i believe(didnt check)
>>75415777
>check quanthockey
>there has been only one Hungarian NHL player and he got 11 points
>hungarian coach literally turning red
entertaining
that ukrainian goal song sounds catchy
>>75415890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
I don't have any meat but some left over meatballs and I want to make an omelette but I can't go to the store because there's a garage sale in my neighborhood and I live in a culdesac and my driveway is blocked by a car and I don't want to be the dick that gets somebody's car towed for a garage sale
>>75416233
>driveway is blocked
you're not the dick here
also walk you chubber
>>75416233
ask them to move the car
>>75416233
Make an omelette without meat
>>75416255
>walking to the grocery store
it's just under 5 miles away
>>75416264
they're probably on the other half of the neighborhood looking at shit and just left their car here. I'm not just gonna stand out there asking everyone if this is their car
Is Mark Recchi the most productive player that wasn't included in the 100 Greatest NHL Players list?
Why is he so underrated? He isn't in HoF yet.
There's also no Joe Thornton, Would he be included if he won the cup?
>>75416292
>it's just under 5 miles away
????
what's the problem
>>75416304
>no malkin
>3 current blackhawks
shit list
>>75416233
Just have some cereal.
>>75416292
how many kilometres is that?
>>75416304
Joe Thornton blows and is a curse on his team. Bruins fan here, can confirm.
>le pass it 47 times before taking a weak shot man
>among 100 greatest players ever
pick one
I want the craps to lose so they can send some players back down to Hershey for the playoffs, they only had 3 centers and 5 defenseman last night because washington made some late call ups, still won though
>>75416391
>implying he wasn't one of the greatest playmakers of his generation
>>75416389
little under 10
>>75416424
hmmm,maybe it's a lot for a walk before breakfast TO get breakfast.
>>75414806
Is Finland, dare I say, full of busts?
>>75416509
why are you up so early
>>75416509
What's that? I can't hear you over the RINNE WALL
>>75414806
>Sweden has the most (1.9) points per player
>>75416405
If he was, the 90s Bruins would have raped the rest of the league with him and elder Bourque. Alas, they did not, and Thornton was not.
>>75416546
Then how did he manage to get 1000 assists?
>>75416562
by passing it to players that were actually good
>>75416579
>actually good
Like Cheechoo? Lel
He's definitely more likely to get into HoF than Marleau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv2s7ST8sIM
rip akbar
>>75416588
was trying to find a list of who get all the goals he assisted but I found this
>>75416618
>sparkledogs
>>75416618
still can't find it, fuck you san jose pittsburgh made one for Crosby this year
I'm going to have a beer with my breakfast
New thread
>>75416688
>>75416688
>>75416688
>>75416683
alkie
>>75416693
damnit.
>>75416702