National Rugby League - Super Saturday

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http://www.theroar.com.au/2017/04/22/superstar-calls-now-thing-nrl/

>>75404169
>milford
>superstar
pick one

>>75404264
I pick superstar

How goods NRL crowds going! People just cant get enough going to games dressing as blue plastic seats

>>75404264
Semantics. Memeford is the big name for the broncos at the moment.

>>75404169
I dont know if its Milford in particular so.much as just typical brisbane refvall.

Some of those calls were legit. But Moga's try was absolute garbage. I dont think who lost the ball over the line would have mattered there though.

And i agree with joey on the field goal. Why cant they send to the bunker once they see the pass go the bootlaces?

>implying I'm not BACK

FUCK the bunker lads

>pooN
>back

*snores*

zzzzz

>>75404819
Pooper is in the back m8

He made the thread 7 hours early.

What a retarded faggot.

>he will unironically be 1-4 after this round
kek

>he will be sitting comfily under the radar with a managable 2-3

>he unironically won't be 5-0 at the end of this round

>>75404511
After last nights game there's no wonder crowds are like this
>>75404169
Are people finally waking up to this? Because it's been happening since Milford went to Brisbane

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broncucks pty ltd on thriving financial performance watch

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seems legit

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Darren Lockyer on independent director watch

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How can one man be so based

lads when is the nrl gonna step in and do something about the knights. its fucked atm Tinkler and Bennet completely cucked us.

Reminder that GOATcastle are going to have a late season surge, make the top 8 barely then win the whole thing.

Widdop has re signed with the dragons lads.

I'm quite surprised that poocastle didn't try to sign him

>>75409590
What exactly could the NRL do aside from kicking them out of the comp, which would be retarded as fuck?

>>75410898
Poocastle will go for Poogan now

Harawira-Naera is starting in the back row lads.

>>75411815
Traded him for based white Crichton

>>75411815
He's listed on the extended bench though

>>75411851
martin must be a late withdraw, so cartwright will play 5/8 and CHN will play in the 2nd row

>>75411929

This is what happened. Hiku also pushed Peachey to the bench though so there might be a chance Peachey plays some minutes in the forwards.

>>75411837
>Not having him at centre

>>75411969
literally and objectivly this.

>>75411969
Didn't know you could get him there. At least I cut my losses money wise, most of my centres aren't worth shit

Reminder that Angus Crichton would be wasting away in Poonion if Souths didn't take him

https://youtu.be/DtP3tfKwf7s

>>75412033
>doesn't know about DPP

Jesus christ.

>The absolute state of our SC competition.

>>75412166
https://twitter.com/JamiePandaram/status/855390831133417473
>poonion

>>75412205
I know about DPP, but I didn't realise Crichton was one.

I legitimately hope Bryce Cartwright gets a career ending and potentially life threatening injury one day

All you cunts better be standing

*sits*

*lies down*

Just woke up

The absolute STATE of Poonrith

Genuinely still don't understand how the 'Penrith are premiership favorites' meme came to be

>Poonrith Poonthers

This is going to be more boring than Pooasslel and Cuckboys

>>75412785
That will literally be game of the round my friend

>>75412785
Of course of will be more boring than the game of the round.

50.

OH BOY THE BUNKER IS SURE ON FIRE THIS WEEK!

>jump on the ball
>not grounded

Let the memes begin

Fartshite

>Panthers literally have 0% possession

They should just forfeit

Sick of existing, lads.

Forgot to trade out Cotric for Crichton this week, and now Cotric will lose 50k while Crichton gains 50k+.

Fml

>>75412871
Cotric is worth holding on to for bye coverage.

>>75412897
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>75412897
lol

>>75412897
Truth.

Cotric is solid, Rapana just gets all the ball because he's better

>>75412897
This is a really dumb thing to do.

>>75412871
If it's any consolation, I traded out Whare for A'uva after deciding Crichton was too expensive and I had missed the boat.

>2014: Panthers surprise everybody by making the finals with a talented young team, people think they'll go further next year
>2015: Panthers flop, miss the finals and sack the coach
>2016: Panthers surprise everybody by making the finals with a talented young team, people think they'll go further next year
>2017: ....

>>75412922
Cotric never gets the ball because Croker never fucking passes.

>>75412939
>A'uva

Literally why?

>>75412962
You now remember the 2014 Panthers Roosters finals game.

>>75412973
Bye coverage. Then I realised yesterday he'll probably get dropped when French comes back.

WalkBro City BroncGODS

>>75412992
>Then I realised yesterday
Why didn't you reverse the trade?

>>75412897

Based.

>>75413015
>why didn't you reverse the trade even though it's not possible to do it after one of the players has played?
Dumb cunt

Panthers are GASSED

>>75413038
>whare out for auvau'a
Still possible to reverse that and hold a trade.

>le literally 18 year old kiwipoof unironic cucknulla bandwagoner clueless about sc and never gets any replies xD

>>75413044
This triggers walkcunt

Gutherson did that on purpose lads

Guthershit
Hoffgod

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>cowcucks are going to lose today

Jennings straight into NSW

BUT WAIT IT WASN'T A KNOCK ON LAST NIGHT?????

So by that logic Anthony Milford DID in fact drop it?

Woah.... Made me think

>>75413096
>>75413111
SALTY POOTOHS FANS ARE STILL SALTY ABOUT LOSING LAST NIGHT

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Official people allowed in this thread:
JFBF
Matt
Convict
Zerogoose
Spannerhead
Shiggys
Milky
Gummi Bears
N
Laffin Goats
Josh Reynolds
Ivan
That one anon Souths fan
Me

Everyone else leave.

>>75413144
I'm three of those people

>>75413144
I'm 11 of those people

>>75413158
>not being 5+

>>75413144
>tfw only one of those people

Imagine being that stupid fucking slut who got knocked up by Bryce Fartshite

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What's for lunch lads?

>>75413183
At least she did the intelligent thing and terminated it while taking his money.

>>75413187
Gonna cook up some spicy hot tendies

Luv ya walkie

>>75413196
She still let that dopey looking ugly cunt inside her

>>75413187
Gonna murder Walkcunt, butcher him and cook him up. I'm usually a big offal fan, but I don't think his heart or brain would be satisfying enough for a full meal.

>>75413222
>eating swine

>>75413233
based ahmed

>>75413240
Herschel actually.

>>75413187
Tabasco 3 piece feed with a Pepsi Max lad

Who /Crichton/ here?

>>75413187
Grilled liver and 2 raw eggs

>>75413144
How do I put my name on your illustrious list?

>>75413265
>eating chicken menstruation

>Bryce “legitimate attacking threat” Cartwright comes back
>Team scores 0 (Zero) points

Hmm.....

>>75413265
Want to eat Walkies liver, lad?

>>75413273
Literally chugging them down as I watch Rocky on channel 9 m8

>>75413251
Wish I had a Tedesco 3 piece feed if you know what I mean

>>75413272
Become a regular 2013 season poster

>>75413280
Based Fartshite got a try assist for Norman though

Why is the riff so bad this year?

Might turn flight mode on and off a few times and post here to make it seem like our poomunity is thriving lads.

>>75413281
Possibly. What's his diet like?

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>>75413315

Anyone else going to pick up Norman next week? Looks like he's about to bottom out.

Maybe Chickenkid can offload Auva'a for him.

I still literally and unironically have Whare in my team haha you'll never know what wackiness I'll be up to next lads

>>75413315
A lot of semen, he also licks the ground where rugby league players stood.

Keep getting Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me" stuck in my head lads.

>>75413325
>>75413356
I'll pass. Maybe if he ever starts taking proper care of himself..

>>75413311
Based.

Hate what they have done with pringles, they shrunk em and changed the flavour. Taste like shit these days.

>implying I'm not based and elite

>>75413425
Pringles were never good. All that's happened is that you've finally noticed.

>>75413425
I could be wrong but aren't they more expensive now too?
Fucking terrible either way

>tfw corn chip master race

>he doesn't have norman

>>75413449
Doritos or CC's m8?

>>75413449
Nibbling on some CC's Tasty Cheese right now. So good.

>Clint Gutherson loves the far right

Nazis out

>he loves the far right
Gutherson confirmed for /pol/

>>75413479
>implying /nrl/ doesn't run /pol/

Belinda the female touchie is doing a great job as usual gents.

>>75413483
/nrl/ runs the entirety of 4chan

NRL Nazi 17

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. Clint Gutherson
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12. Coen Hess
13.

14.
15.
16.
17.

>>75413497
Hope this stays empty.

Fuck nazis and fuck you.

>>75413497
>7. Andrew Johns

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>>75413497
Nathan Brown at lock. Klemmer at prop. Ben Hannant coach.

>>75413505
Andrew Johns fucking LOVES Fijians m8

>>75413502
>he isn't a Nazi

Get a load of this faggot m8s.

>>75413510
Hates Greg Inglis though

>>75413513
t. 13 year old edgelord

>>75413508
>all those white "people"
Disgusting.

Somehow, for some reason Laurie Pooley will find a spot for Moylan in his “team”

>he thinks daley is a worse coach than walters

Who is the most athletic white guy in the NRL?

You now remember John Folau

>>75413545
Josh Mansour

You now remember Jaiman Lowe

>>75413545
Belinda the touchie

>>75413556
>leb
>white
'no'

>>75413556
>Mansour
>White

You now remember Mansour and Tedesco without beards and you now remember why they grew them.

Reminder that diversity is our strength

>>75413545
Greg Inglis

>>75413574
If we're all equals and we're all the same, what benefit does 'diversity' have?

I now remember how John Lang kept Mansour in reserve grade while Shaun Corrigan and Fetuli Talanoa were regular first graders and how I'm still seething about it

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>>75413508
>klemmer

Eels getting some match fixing in

>>75413590
>I now remember John Lang

Gummi Bears is such a fucking schedule babby!

>Completion rate 3/9

KEK

>>75413590
>talanoa played almost 100 first grade games

Balboa just beat Creed m8s. Pretty good fight.

The state of these refs kek

Oh look, Fartshite ruining yet ANOTHER play

>fartwright
He had a 3 on 1 overlap, just needed to pass. What a shitter.

PANTHERS EXPOSED AS SHIT TEAM

>>75413649
>tfw no qt bridge playing murderer gf

>>75413628
He's doing pretty good in the Superior League apparently

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Boring game.
Can't wait for the cowcucks to lose their game.

Good going Carty m8! Your career isn't going to spiral down the shitter in the next 2 years

Who is the better halfback? Matautia or Asiata?

>>75413689
>>75413685
>>75413680
>>75413680
>tfw can't manage nice shits like these, just tiny malteser pellets

>>75413683
Not sure m8. Mata'utia played for Australia but Asiata has won a premiership

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQy3UYVc0mc&feature=youtu.be

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how2piechart lads

>>75413731
More like Joel Reddit amirite lads?

>Both teams completed at 65%

What a fucking mess

https://youtu.be/cc7w1314m3w

>NRL Referees boss Tony Archer confirmed South Sydney had been dudded in Brisbane’s controversial 25-24 win on Friday night.
>Not on the Anthony Milford field goal but another incident involving the No.6. Milford made a play for the line late in the game which finished in a try to Tautau Moga.

>But after reviewing the footage, Archer said referee Ashley Klein shouldn’t have allowed play to continue after Milford lost the ball across the line which finished with the centre crossing the white stripe.

>>75413885
HOHO THANKS TONY I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW!

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>it's another knights put in a lot of effort but lose by 2+ tries in the end game

are the cowboys, dare I say it, our team?

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What did the bird mean by this?

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>traded LE CANADIAN CLUB FANNY MAN XDXD and Moga out this week

voss and walters confirmed cucks

>>75414006
>LE CANADIAN CLUB FANNY MAN
who?

>hess

>he tipped the knights

>>75414041
they will win

>>75414046
they'll win a flogging from the cuckboys

>>75414058
wrong.

>>75414041
literally me

literally grounded

>>75411837
>(You)

If that was Anthony Milford that would have been a try

>>75414078
*penalty try

>poocastle

Based GOATcastle lulling the cuckboys into a false sense of security.

Why was Hodkinson dropped?

>>75414119
too white

extremely poor decision

>Latrell Mitchell played NSW Cup today

KEK

Are Manly back?

>>75414128
Yep, the knights are shit just go at them.

>>75414143
yeah la

Is CHN elite?

The problem is that the Knights don't have enough Mata'utias

Why are knights so bad. Is it pingas?

knights try incoming

Newcastle are fucking back

>>75414170
Yeah mate not enough of them

>cowcucks

>>75414163
No. He just looks good because he keeps meeming his way into attacking stats. A bit like Hess really.

GOATCASTLE

inb4 BUNKERED

Elliot>Ponga

>cuckboys

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AWW YEAH

So mean giving poocastle hope.

>Included Knights in my multi

Unlike multifaggot I might actually win something lads

>poocuckle

>>75414221
Don't worry Pooasslel will bomb it

>included cowboys 12+ points in first half in my meme multi
How blacked am I?

ray thompson is not even a qld cup quality player

he should be tending to the cane fields, not playing nrl

Man, cowboys games are going to be so hilarious after jt retires.

>>75414240
Based Chuddy

>>75414243
just like my pre JT memories 2bh

>>75414243
Thanks for the comment but I'm not that crucial to the team, the boys will be fine.

How on earth is Morgan still in first grade

>poonga

Lamb confirmed gassed

>master race

kek

KEK

>>75414272
Had to let me pupper out, what happened lad?

>Defend a bunch of difficult attacks
>Concede an easy one

That's my peem

>>75414278
Elliot spaghetti

Is Poonga a Peewee?

poocastle won't score a single point in the second half SCREENCAP THIS

>took his watch and wallet as well
Based casual racism

If the Knights win by about 60 points they'll pass premiership contenders Poorith
I think it's feasible

>knights winning

>>75414329
they literally will

The Knights WILL figuratively win

I don't know what to have for dinner lads.

>>75414342
I heard there's some great deals at KFC

>>75414346
Been drinking can't drive and trying not to be a fat cunt.

>>75414351
Order some chink food

Based Hayne is fucking BACK lads

>>75414357
Don't worry, the Knights'll put him out of commission again next week

>>75414351
But the KFC Marinated in Tabasco® Sauce Boxed Meal is not only high in protein, the Tobasco® sauce boosts your metabolism so you're are actually LOSING weight as you eat! Not to mention it's only $9.95 at your local KFC drivethrough!

got an apprenticeship lads

will be an electrician in a few years

Real talk do you think the KFC Bunker sponsorship has helped or hurt the business? Because people seem to really hate the bunker right now

>tfw I've lost so much faith in the Knights I literally am unable to imagine them winning this match

Fuck the Anzacs.

Literally war criminals.

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>>75414387
nice work lad

>>75414404
ok Mehmet

>>75414387
hi anon
how old are you?
good job

I fell for the uni meme and wish I was a tradie now

He's trying to bait in a /nrl/ thread.

>>75414399
Exactly the same here lad. Bulldogs match was the final straw.

GET HIM OFF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75414415
Read a real history book for once instead of romantizised garbage they feed you in the mainstream media.

>>75414432
What do you recommend? The Quran?

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>>75414404
this

>>75414406
thanks

>>75414418
18

thinking about doing an easy uni course externally while doing my apprenticeship as well

>>75414437
truth bombs

Pooth bombs

>poocastle on suicide watch

>>75414454
Aren't they always

watch kyle feldt miss this easy shot

lowe should be goal kicker and should have started over hess

You now remember Kyle Feldt missing that goal in the under 20s grand final

>>75414461
truthy

I don't get the ponga meme. He doesn't look that impressive to me.

>>75414471
He's got a quality step but he doesn't seem to have the ability to get into space or use the step to get through defences

time to sell taumalolo since green keeps him on the bench for 30+ minutes now

LEL

how many chances do you need poocuckstle?

Thats my peem

hmm...

This fucking game

The Knights have fucking ruined Mata'utias development

>>75414516
>tfw they ruin ponga

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>he tipped the knights

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>being a poocastle fan

cowboys on positive points differential watch

>>75414437
>judging WW1 & WW2 with 21st century morals

Fucking hate cunts like this

>>75414523
i would honestly fuck every female in that pic and at least one of the blokes

kek

you could hear taumalolos shorts rip[

>>75414532
I'd take the one with the facepaint

We will see the return of based DCE to Origin this year lads.

pooasslel

I thought they recognized how shit Feeney was and stopped trying to bring him in

Nathan Ross must owe the entire team money or something, they didn't send it his way once for the last 10+ minutes

lets go sharks

Hayne is back lads. How many minutes until he gets injured again?

Thinking of tipping Titans now that LG got dropped.

I once fingered hayne in a night club

The Titans will win.

*remains silent*

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look at the size of them tits

qt navy girl could get my seamen

https://www.fb.com/leigh.robke

FINALLY i can turn off mute

>tfw Kiwi anthem shits on ours

Titan's number 1 just scored

Knights should've kept Bloberts

Gassed

>>75414791
Maloney checking her out.

stop kicking for touch please

The colours are all gross for this match, it's like got a yellow tint

All shit games today

>>75415028
Any non-broncGODs game is shit

Based 2017 Anzac Medalist Kalyn Poonga

nice crusher tackle

>the defending premiers are struggling to win a game against a team that's had 400 injuries this season

>>75415111
DELETE THIS

But for reals it's because Hayne gives them +15 in def

Ryan James on the brink of tears.

>This is captain material to Fold Coast

>it's a blocker in commentary episode

https://twitter.com/NrlConspiracies/status/855695229319389184

Sarginshit

>going to win my H2H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YURhRz4evBw

>>75415198
why are you obsessed with these Robke's?

Who would win in a fight, based Hayne or based JT?

Titans are GASSED

>>75415198
How do two girls have a baby together

>>75415341
When a man and a women love each other very much they come together and fuck like bunnies and then 9 months later a baby pops out.

You now remember /hayne cam/.

>>75415356
I asked about two girls

>>75415377
and I answered you, you dumb cunt
Fine I'll spell it out, either she got a turkey baster full of cum, artificial insemination or got some bloke to fuck her

>>75415394
>and I answered you, you dumb cunt
Please avoid using these kind of sexist words, thank you. This is a game for everyone.

Based fucking Hayne
Hayne confirmed for Origin yet?

>Wests Tigers boss Justin Pascoe wants compensation for raids on home-grown players
>"To have other clubs come in and poach them without getting the right compensation is very frustrating from my perspective and also the club's.

kek

KEK

if a single player gives away 5 penalties should send him to the bin

>>75415483
pretty sure the based super league does that

>>75415483
That would be racist.

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>>75415490
how do we catch up to them?

>>75415497
Retarded englishman are not a race.

>>75415510
Rebrand the NRL as the Ultra League

>>75415531
Supreme Gentlemen league

both these teams gassed as fuck

>being unaustralian and using american words in anzac round
Fuck me

>Anthony Griffin says his Panthers side is still developing and learning some hard lessons.

How long does it take to develop?

that was amazing

>>75415550
Bugger me**

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>>75415552
How long indeed.

BASED TITTANS

no try tbqh