/epl/

Bournemouth 2-0 Middlesbrough
Hull 2-1 Watford
Swansea 1-2 Stoke
West Ham 1-3 Everton

Burnley 1-1 Man Utd
Liverpool 2-2 Palace

Chelsea 0-1 Spurs
Arsenal 2-3 Man City

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*carves the life out of /epl/*

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>epl/trans threads used to be one of the busiest on /sp/
>now can barely get 100 posts before dying
We used to rule the world..

>>75402004
EFL posters left

I don´t understand this round of league fixtures

seems like a normal 10 fixtures spread over the week, but then boro is playing twice because there's an 11th game city-utd

is that there because europa?

>>75402342
Middlesbrough-Sunderland had to be postponed because that was meant to be played the same weekend as Middlesbrough-Man City in the FA Cup

Why no early kickoff?

>>75402342
City v United was postponed from the League Cup final.

Mid-week fixtures are ones postponed from cup matches earlier on in the season

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This thread could use some gulls. Let's see the rare Brighton memes, everyone.

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>>75402420

>>75402410
>Why no early kickoff?
presumably it involved one of the teams in the FA Cup

>>75402410
>>75402455
Lincoln are the early kickoff you ABLis

>>75402420
atleast there something different. Wish West Brom would go down, most boring fucks in the league by far.

I've had this joke for quite a while where I would make a new /epl/ thread but the OP would talk about the Eritrean Premier League instead. But I haven't managed to pull it off because this general doesn't reach the bump limit any more.

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>>75402523
>lincoln will return to the EFL if they win tomorrow
>pic related is last time lincoln were in the FL

>24th: Stockport
The ultimate in JUST

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>>75402609
And here's that Stockport record.

>>75402573
But Boro exists though, and Sunderland

>>75402609
Meanwhile Hereford don't exist anymore. And two teams play in the 2nd tier this season

>>75402761
>Meanwhile Hereford don't exist anymore
They did get reformed so they didn't vanish forever.

>>75402651
Boro's only been up for a year and have Mouyes jr. You're right about Sunderland though, boring as shit. Giving them a pass for now because of this Defoe meme.

>>75402993
*had moyes jr

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>>75403027
Kek, keep forgetting he's gone. Guess they are a good canidate for getting flushed then.

Swansea, Sunderland and Boro down

Chelsea, Spurs, City and Liverpool in the CL

seems pretty decent to me

>>75402993
>>75403106
I can't see Karanka managing in the PL again.

When was the last time there was a team in the division who played such negative and unsuccessful football?

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>>75402420
Bump 4 Brighton

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Will Villa ever come back up?

>>75405152
They're in purgatory. Leeds was just released, or at least it looks like they will be, and now Villa has to have an extended stay because they sinned and sold their souls to the Chinese.

>>75402342
FA are a bunch of fuck ups and instead decide to wait until the end of season to catch up on missed games due to other comps

Huddersfield or Reading?

Lukaku to score today = free money

t. spammer

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>>75402420

*Walks towards the Premierl Eague*

What A SHIT day of matches

>>75412844
>FA Cup semi
how lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvAblGJ2rCg

quite kek tbqh

>>75402420

>Get promoted
>Lose 2-0 to a team who had 0 (ZERO) shots on target

JUST

Got a call from a nice lady yesterday lads, she told me I gave her 20yo daughter genital herpes. Told her the incubation time is at least 2 days and I only had sex with her daughter the day before. Heard a slap and a scream before I got off the phone.

Kek. Best part is I've had genherp for years. Also I like Hazard and football.

>Tottenham are the most popular team in London
>Tottenham have a history equal to Manchester United and Liverpool
>Finishing top 4 is better than winning La Liga
>I don't need trophies to be successful

Has Pochettino officially lost the plot

>You know remember Chelsea fans excited Mouyes was gone so their 'talented' youth could get more minutes
kek

>tfw more exited about the fa cup today than the premier league

Is the magic of the cup back?

>>75412648
hopefully huddersfield, reading have been up and down loads of times

>>75414641
just shit games today

you now remember that nottingham forest, once the most dominant team in europe are about to get relegated to 3rd tier english football

wew

>>75414679
You say that like it hasn't happened before.

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>>75414679
J U S T
U
S
T

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>>75412844
>Hibs v Aberdeen in the Scottish Cup (Oldest Cup in the WorldTM) Semi-Final
>will play winner of Old Firm from tomorrow's other Semi-Final
>shit

RIP Ugo Ehiogu.

>>75414693
>Scottish football
>relevant

>>75414693
>hibs vs aberdeen

literally just watch any league 2 game and you'll witness higher quality of football t b h.. i watched aberdeen at celtic earlier this season and i was physically laughing at how fucking wank scottish football is

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>>75414704
BETTER TOGETHER

ONE NATION

>>75414691
WIGAN WIGGLE

>>75414710
as fair and balanced an opinion as could be expected

>>75414719
well im just being honest lad, luckily i got my ticket for free otherwise i wouldnt have been laughing

>>75414691
>rotherhams goal difference

lmao arse off

>>75414731
Most games in England between two teams at the top of the league usually end up boring, and not representative of the quality of the respective teams.

But you saw one game, so you ken everything.

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>>75414747

>Pakis triggered United and Liverpool aren't playing today

Bournemouth 1-1Middlesbrough
Hull 2-0 Watford
Swansea 0-1 Stoke
West Ham 0-3 Everton

Burnley 0-1 Man Utd
Liverpool 1-0 Palace

Chelsea 1-0 Spurs
Arsenal 1-2 Man City

>>75414749
didnt mean to offend you pal, just find the average skill level in the league a bit off putting unless you enjoy watching washed up premier league rejects cunt 3+ goals in against pub teams every weekend

the pub near the ground was decent at least

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>>75414777
Scottish football doesn't offer skill. It offers DRAMA.

It's your loss but today's Semi-Final has all the makings of a genuine classic.

Christ how many times have celtic and rangers played each other? feels like the fifth time this season

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why the fuck is there no early morning kick off and why the fuck do I have to find an illegal stream to watch games that are being played in my country.

You now remember the "Neil Lennon is one of the Top 10 managers of all time" poster.

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Hibs v Aberdeen is on at 12.15

How do I become a football agent?

>>75414815
wkd trip /b/ro

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>conte will still start costa

>>75414810
They play next weekend as well.

>>75414641
This is the best semifinals in ages, the last time there was a final between 2 good teams was in 2007 or so.
Are teams finally taking the fa cup seriously again?

>>75414833
are you a retired player?
are you close family of a good player?
are you rich?
if the answer to all those questions is no then you can't become an agent

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>english football

https://twitter.com/liam__whu/status/855441195270631424/photo/1

>>75414880
They're about 14 kek

>>75414880
>those replies
wew lads

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>yfw >Mouyes finishes 6th

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>>75414880

>>75414880
*blocks your path*

>>75401859
Burnley will beat United 2-0.

>>75414880
Thank fuck there was no social media when I was growing up. One stupid image could haunt you for many years.

from now on anyone disrespects me or annoys me I'll dm to arrange a fight implementing a no nonsense policy on this account now

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>>75414815
I'm voting Mummy May lad.

>>75414815
>and why the fuck do I have to find an illegal stream to watch games that are being played in my country.
It's to keep stadium attendances up. If they showed all 3pm games on Sky the stadiums would be half empty.

>>75414940
>you now remember Liam Stacey
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17515992

Fun fact about that case: someone on /sp/ who was also at Swansea University told them about the tweets for the lels.

>>75414997
explain the emptihad then

>>75414996
Hopefully you don't have kids

>>75415009
Fucking hell, we really do live in a police state. Because of Brexit they'll have even more power now.

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>>75415016
Stay mad milkman

shit games today

>>75415031
350m for the nhs tho haha }:^)

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>>75415072
Agreed, watch Hibs v Aberdeen Scottish Cup Semi-Final instead.

Live in 58 minutes

>>75415031
brexit had nothing to do in developing the current police state you live in

>>75414880

>The Purple Aki shoop

Tip top lel

>>75415099
Shoo shoo haggis shill

>>75415104
Mate.. don't argue shit you know nothing about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investigatory_Powers_Act_2016 They pushed this soon after the referendum because they couldn't before. This is just the beginning.

5 point gap after today lads please

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>>75414880
>London

Can we nuke it and just start over?

it's the premier league or "pl" not the "epl" you fucking idiots

>>75414839
>bati has spent more than 2 whole days on the chelsea bench in the premier league, 2nd most in the league

>>75415229
Who spent more?

>>75415235
Keeper probably

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>>75415235
>>75415245
of outfield players of course

>>75415131
retard, I lived a few years in your country and brexit had nothing to do with putting cams everywhere, asking id's when someone wants to buy a pack of knives, your retarded legal system or jailing someone 56 days for some bad taste tweets or breaking a quran

you got to this point without brexit even being a conversation topic, and you probably didn't give a shit while you kept losing your privacy and rights back then

Got two spare tickets for Chelsea v Spurs

>>75415296
Can ya not tout them outside the game anymore?

B'mouth Hull, Stoke n' Everton will win today.

>>75415312
yeah I'll probs sell it there, should make a profit too. Just don't like dealing with the touts, bunch of sleezebags

>>75414939
Um no sweaty xx

>>75401900
probably accurate, Burnley game could also go 0-0 or 1-0 either way

>>75415294
are you genuinely stupid or is it because english isn't your first language? the point he's making is that now britain isn't
going to be regulated by EU laws, they can push through even more liberty-encroaching laws. also, the spanish legal system is just as big of a joke. fuck off.

How many does lukaku get today?

>>75415708
he'll score 1 but get injured.

>tfw going to the Swansea game

Am I a sadist? Why am I putting myself through this?

>>75414997
This is utter bullshit. I hate this excuse

>>75414815
You don't pay for sky anyway mate

>>75414815
typical commie trying to leach

>>75415735
Only a few left, lad

Once we're down that's in for years and years

Why is time moving so slowly

>>75415749

there's some truth to it desu

(for the leagues below the pl)

>tfw reading at home today

can we win lads? i think anything other than a draw today and its /league1/ next season

>>75415874
Because there is only clock time.

>>75415937
thanks pal

Epl still alive?

>>75415255
Is that Tarkowski? This guy will be a decent Keane replacement.

>>75403177
You're right, watch him win the Europa league with Bilbao/Sevilla in 2 seasons when he's back in Spain.

>>75415908
>reading at home

>>>/lit/

>>75415908
reading have an appalling record away, but then again it is forest

>>75416177
Hearty kek

10 mins until pitch invasion

rip ugo

Only three teams this season are yet to start a match with 3 at the back

Last year it was about 19

Thankyou Conte for modernising the PL

>>75415131
you mean the thing which was already due to be signed into law before Brexit?
Did you actually read the link you posted or just let blind ignorance control your life

Betting the house on Everton

>dat kiss

>>75416600
Billic wants to leave if hes playing that terrible team

>>75416480
F

/3pm/: >>75416677

Can some post a pic of the liverpool stroke guy or just the webm of the supporters?

Has Chelsea taken mind games too far ?

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>customers

>>75417379
>now overtaking a shit player that has barely played since january in a useless stat
wop

>>75417379
same number of goals as a Swansea CB

>>75417379
WE

>>75416556
Brenny played it a lot you mug

>>75418348
>1 team is the whole league
stick to counting potatoes

>Stoke City

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>>75414939
Oh, I do hope so.

>>>/tv/81919480
>>>/tv/81919480
>>>/tv/81919480

/tmo/

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best mix

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>>75402420

its dead jim

>Alli's goal
Eriksen can fuck off

>>75442717
speaking of that, can't wait until Alli fucks off

>people always willing to say "the best team lost"
>except when it comes to spurs then people and pundits are like "haha the best team doesn't lose haha"

Really gets the noggin bogglin

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*Carves a reminder into Liverpool on what its like to win a trophy*

>Leeds

>>75443440
when is ever acceptable to say "the best team lost" other than in the case of some match-changing refball?

>>75443644
whichever team played Sunderland and lost/drew this season

>>75443654
>Palace

Will Spurs be relegated at Wembley next season?

>>75443440

But Chelsea were the best team

>>75444020
Nah they weren't

City 3-2 Arsenal
in case you need something to screencap

>>75444203

Yes they were

Deluded spuds fan spotted

>>75423960
How do I get a quadroon gf?

Has any team ever bottled it more than Leeds?

whats the best way to clean football boots. these bitches stank really bad

>>75444419

Have a bath with them on

Tactics Tim is taking credit for Harry Kane on sky right now

>>75444444

>>75444415
Derby

>>75444415
Tranmere went from 1st to 11th in the space of 2 months a few years ago

>>75444862
Tranmere went from 1st in League 1 to the conference in 30 months

>>75444419
Depend on the origin of the stink desu, but try to clean them with water, dry them, and then put them in a plastic bag and freeze them.

>>75444893
>Leyton Orient went from a penalty kick to the Championship to non-league in under 3 years
some of these implosions are ridiculous

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Cop?

>>75445412

Don't like the thing on the heel desu

Burnley : Heaton; Lowton, Keane, Mee, Ward; Boyd, Barton, Hendrick, Brady; Barnes, Gray.

Man Utd : De Gea; Darmian, Bailly, Blind, Young; Herrera, Fellaini, Pogba; Lingard, >Rooney, Martial.

>>75445840
>young RB

hmm

>>75445412
Why are these popular, they're ugly as piss

>>75445840
It's an ex Utd players have the game of their lives episode.

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>>75445840
>Lingard & Rponey

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>>75445840
So we truly are living in the era of Rooney

>>75445840
Ooh, I love me some Young flesh in the full back. I want him to rape me so bad, that nasty bald piece of ass.

Who /RashfordTripleCaptain/ here?

>>75445840
>Martial up front
>expecting the player youve been dicking about all season to save it
lol

>>75446110
Nice move dumb ass
>>75445921
>>75445840

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>Shitty
>Liverpoo

>>75450527
bet you feel like a right gimp

state of>>75450527

>failed to score in open at home play against Palace

>>75414939
>>75418832
Damn, you guys were so close! Almost as close to getting a point vs Big Sam.

>>75418832
>won 2 more trophies than Liverpool in that time

>>75446110
>couldnt watch the games
>cs for everton, 2-0 to utd
>oh, some points for robles, valencia and my captain rashford
>2 points from them
holy fuck.. fuck mou

>Monaco 2 up over Lyon at halftime
>odds for Monaco to be winning in the 45-60 min interval is 7/2

Explain this betfags

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