/f1/ Formula 1 General - Legs or sheks Edition

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Reminder that cars would look MUCH better without pirelli faggotry

Also, shit thread.

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2nd for /team Flörsch/

>>75398718
Hue who hates every op but himself when his op's are by far the worst.
I feel that every poster here has a gimmick.

>>75398733

I'm pretty sure he hates every OP that doesn't mention Senna

>It's a "Maverick Wins Lol" episode

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>>75398659
>>I ended up mostly playing as a defender

>Lad in charge of Sunday League team tried to put all 5'6 of me as DCM once
>0-2 at HT all through me
>Lad in charge refuses to change tactics
>Switch positions with big nick sized lad anyway
>Chubs was wing back for some reason
>score second half hat trick


Does /f1/ have any sports stories or anything. Been thinking of organises a lads day out at karting this Summer as bunch of birthdays all around May/June. Here's hoping normies want to do racing shit

>>75398797

Make sure you invite Daryl.

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>>75398813
How else would we pay for it mate

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Familiar looking doggo, isn't it.

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>>75398841
Quads for dogs

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>>75398873

Not even close, m8.

quads for /f1/

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>>75398873
Shit

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>>75398877
Nice double dog dubs

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>people needing things to be this obvious

>F1 theme followed by le circus theme plays

Why is this allowed in the post-Schumi era again?

>>75399074

You might be Swedish, but you're right.

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>>75399001
Do you think Schumi in his chair by the window understands when he heard that combo of music again?

>TV is somewhere in the distance behind him
>He cannot turn around to see it
>The nurses are unsure why he jiggles so
>As it gets to Ferrari lads singing along the Schumi Shuffle is in full effect
>It gets so much he rolls off his chair even with the restraint of 2 young Turkish girls
>Coulthard comes on to do post-champagne interviews
>Schumi shits himself

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£ 6 7 8 , 0 0 4
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for being a fucking mong and hurting yourself.

>>75399103

Your story makes me sad but that image always cheers me up

>>75399074

>Williams
>le take paydrivers for a decade straight
>le tell your reigning champion to fuck off
>le kill senna
>le become an unironic backmarker for several years
>likable ever

>McLaren
>manages to piss off unironically every single good driver they've ever had with the exception of MIGA
>likable for any reason

Fuck both of these teams. As far as I am concerned neither of them deserve a heritage payout, because they don't respect their actual heritage. Unless their heritage is being the laughing stock of the entire sport or employing the most blatant paydrivers on the field

If you somehow think Claire gives a shit about racing and their family name and the great family heritage and won't sell Williams to some Arabs or Chinks the second Frank finally dies, boy do I have some news for you

>>75399129

Would you voluntarily permanently amputate both of your legs if someone paid you 678004 GBP for it?

>>75399216

>missing the point this badly

>>75398718
it's still better than what michelin wanted to do

>>75399074
>Sauber
They are a mess managerially & are reddit as fuck. Only team close to likeable on that list is Minardi

If you want Sauber to get good get the rich boys who know eric's dad's wife's & bf's one night stand offspring to get proper know how in the team not Curry Tits

>>75399216

Mika, that was not the point

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>>75399260

Fucking oath I would, cobbah.

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>>75399129
>tfw there was a dude posting on /dbt/ a few weeks ago about the quickest way to amputate both legs

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>>75399216
>>75399289

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>>75399417
When it's Sweden you can never be sure lad. I mean there are genuine people who liked Lotus/Renault

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>>75399216

Isn't Williams already publicly traded or something similar? I remember seeing that you can find all their financial info online, so I don't think it's Claire's choice to sell the the company. Besides, there's a ton of other automotive stuff they do besides the F1 team

HALLO JUMBO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tfdyyQcLE

AMX AMX

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>>75399640

Further proof of the Stroll bymp, November 3rd was they day he was announced

>>75399450

That file name though!

Chapman rolled in his grave at the Lotus team.

>>75399668
I bought some krentenbollen at Jumbo recently. They were pretty good and well priced. Thank you amd amx

>>75399103
>Coulthard comes on to do post-champagne interviews
>"HEEGHLOOOOOO!"
I would shit myself too, 2bqh

>>75399668
There's a mall called Jumbo near my home. It has become a hangout for refugees.

Thank you AMD AMX

>>75399640
>highest price was when Maldo/Stroll
What even?

>>75399816

Venezuelan money.

On train back home. More chinks in those qt navy blue coats with the white trim. Hair done in a nice bun.

Help me.

>>75399986
got any creep shots?

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So, how long can Williams actually afford to keep Stroll onboard?

He's slow (six tenths behind Massa at the very least), his driving is erratic (he keeps smashing his brakes which leads to brake failures like in AUS), he crashes even more than Gio, he has no situational awareness and overall his performance is as if some pleb reviewer from IGN was forced to drive iRacing at gunpoint. I'm half expecting his father to pay Williams to invent some sort of real life racing line aid that noobs use in F1 games. No way Williams can stay in front of Fore Skindia, Renault, Toro Rosso etc. with only Massa delivering points. This is like if Alex Yoong was driving for Renault in 2002. The only thing Stroll has going for him is his billionaire daddy but for how long will that be enough?

For Claire's sake I hope that Stroll does something so bad that FIA is forced to take the superlicense from him before the summer break.

>>75400101
Nah I'm a wuss.

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>>75399668
Oh sweet exploitable

>>75400401

Why is he sticking his thumb up that doctors bumhole?

>>75400401
post template

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>>75400465
for sure!

>>75400498
Who invited Škrtel?

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>>75400498
>.png

>>75400472
awful cutout
post your original screencap so someone better at photoshop can make a cutout without horrible aliasing

>>75400353
I actually want Williams to be sold to anyone.

It seems like whoever is making the decisions is basically killing them. 20 years since the last WDC/WCC and more poor performances then good ones. So many shit cars.

>>75400613
2014 2015 Williams was great desu. That or it's Bottas and Massa carrying it. I could feel the Ferraris frustration when they were stuck behind Bottas from my screen.

>>75400789
>2014 2015 Williams was great desu.

2014/5 = Mercedes babbys
They were only good because all the other Mercedes customers were meme tier.

>>75400789
WALLtteri GOA77as Bottas is best Bottas

>>75400850

/sp/ - Sports

Maybe try >>>/facebook/

>>75400850
It's been literally less 6.5 hours you actual lazy cunt

Get you're shit together, for gods sake

>>75400960
>encouraging fatposting

Is the fatass banned now?

>>75400960
>replying to obvious trolls

>had a stroke after exercising, twice. yet hasn't had any medical problems due to his multiple strokes
>shit his pants while exercising
>lost 10kg in 2 weeks
>failed his diet after 6 hours

I'm honestly disappointed you all get taken in so easily by such an obvious troll.
Every word he posts is just le fat joke stereotypes, but you all want to believe it because it fits your narratives.

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When will Hamilton go full GOATberg?

>>75401122
>tfw the actual original fat Nick died of a heart attack shortly after he posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3mEImSn8Fk
Here's some little cars going around Barber if you're bored

>>75399450
Mostly laughing at you for missing the point

>>75396952
>Ye ye.. Mansell. Mansell. Mansell, Mansell? Mansell.

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Is this the race where Ferrari loses momentum thanks to Daniil "The Russian Torpedo" Kvyat?

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>>75401639
pls no

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>>75401618

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>>75401769

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>>75401618

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>>75401830
did they ever catch this villain?

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"I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either an Alonso or you're a Rosberg. And Hulkenberg is a Rosberg."

based Jacques

>>75402081

Fair point. Hulkenberg isn't a piece of shit.

>>75402081
>Alonso tier

>>75402081
>Jacques 'somehow not as good as Damon' Villeneuve
>Making that sort of statement

Why not say it like it is, you're either a Gilles or a Jacques. And Hulkenberg is a Jacques

Rosberg is a Jacques that didn't ridiculed himself for 9 years tho

>>75402081
>two classes of drivers
>champion or champion
WTF Zack, pretty rude to your father!?

>>75402081
>I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either a spoiled brat or a qt. Hülk is qt.

based desu

>>75401122
Oh boy, you piss me off.

>had a stroke after exercising, twice. yet hasn't had any medical problems due to his multiple strokes
It wasn't a fucking stroke, just got dizzy from starting using the treadmill. I do 30 minute walking sessions and I'm fine.
>shit his pants while exercising
That was a fucking joke you fucking aus cunt, as in "shit my pants" scared.
>lost 10kg in 2 weeks
A fucking MONTH you fucking idiot. This is the second time you say this. It's possible when you're as fat as me and eat 1500 calories a day. I needed 3500 to maintain my weight.
>failed his diet after 6 hours
Yes, I couldn't go from 1500 calories which I have been doing for like 5 weeks to 1000 and couldn't handle it. Therefore, 1250. I didn't "fail" anything.

>>75402317

/sp/ - Sports

Maybe try >>>/facebook/ for your diet blog

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>>75402317
Is there a square on the nick bingo for this type of high caloric intake rage?

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When will Lance Stroll come good?

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>>75402317
I don't know shit about dieting, but that sounds a little too fast. Don't try to lose all at once.
Alternatively you could try lifting to turn them into muscle mass instead.

>>75402317
kys

>>75402393
i masterbated to his mum's face

>>75402360

No, this thread will be my diet blog because the replies amuse me.
If they ban me, I'll reset my router.

Here's a message to the autistic janitor/mod, FUCK OFF.

>>75402429

/sp/ - Sports

Maybe try >>>/facebook/ for your diet blog

>>75402405
He's a ~170kg, 170cm tall manlet. Any weight gone is good, in his position I'd take the loose skin in exchange for the weight loss.

How would you design a F1 city circuit in your home town?

>>75402446
Why bother with aesthetic surgeries when you can lose weight slower and don't even need them in first place?

>>75402435
/sp/ - Spam
:^)

>>75402081
friendly reminder that Rosberg in 2014 and 2016 did about as well against Hamilton as teammates as Alonso did in 2007 and then Hamilton was still a rookie

>>75402393
when he lets me fugg his sister

>>75402405
I know that loose skin will probably happen.
I'm going to get surgery at the end if so.
I don't care anyway because I always had fucking gyno and I hated it and will be a good excuse to chop the tits off.

>>75402446
160 kg now.

>>75402493


/sp/ - Sports

Maybe try >>>/facebook/ for your diet blog

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>HAD A DREAM
>TWO LAYGS
>WOKE UP
>STILL TWO LAYGS

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Fat Nick on aborted narrative watch

>>75402468
I wouldn't. Street circuits are shit.

>>75402468
Close 2 blocks, one for circuit, other for paddock. Would be oval track on city streets. Memes would follow.

Anyone read the last BBC piece on Ferrari? Laughing my ass off they really think they can contend

>>75402468
Shaped like my dick

>>75402081
I think that's the better choice of the two.

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>>75398718
Kill yourself

>>75399271
And what is that? I really liked their tyres back in the day

>>75400498
>Maldonado
>that belt

>>75402175
>being this retarded

>>75402479
This

>>75402217
Alonso was cucked by a team's promises in literally the same way Jacques was

>hey we're really gonna spend big next season
>we're gonna have the best car on the field m8
>we've been testing this shit for 9846512 years now
>you're gonna win 8 WDCs with us m8
>you're gonna get an enormous paycheck m8

At least Jacques was at the back of the field for one season only, It's been 3 years already and McLaren AND Alonso are still shit.

>>75403435
>And what is that? I really liked their tyres back in the day
I'm guessing the 18-inch rims that they wanted if they were going to return as a supplier? but then again Pirelli tested that too (and the teams rejected it)

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>>75403517
pic didn't attach

>>75403435
the paycheck part was true though (same for JV though)
also Alonso still is one of the best drivers on the grid, he was way faster than Button and Button only beat him in 2015 because Alonso's car had more reliability issues

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>hey kid, wanna know how to cum in karts?

>>75403615
>Lawnmower engine. Lawnmower! AAARGH!

>>75403517

I didn't know the teams rejected those. It's a shame really, it's more in line with road car tyres and I'm sure people would get used to the looks pretty quickly.

>>75402429
That's good excercise you fat cunt. How the fuck can you be fat when you're poor anyway, popadopalopolis?

>>75403435
Even with the higher attrition rates back then, Villeneuve only scored two podiums with BAR, both of them in his third year. Granted, that's probably two more than Alonso will have done in his third year.

It's a shame he didn't move to McLaren when he had the chance, he could have at least scored a few more wins before the end of his career. It's a bit sad to think that Alonso hasn't won any races since 2013 tbqh

>>75403615
hopefully he only teaches them how to drive and not about career management

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WHEN WILL CODIES FINALLY RELEASE SOME INFO ON F1 2017? I'M SICK OF WAITING REEEEEE

>>75403820
Why do you want to play that retarded shit anyways?

>>75403857
some of the tracks are only in F1 and not many games I know have as many opponents on track as F1 games

>>75403707
i think 16" would be a decent compromise

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>>75403797
he too knows what it's like to have something ripped away from you

surprised he can afford that sort of money though. i though red bull legally owned him after russia last year

>>75403932
>i though red bull legally owned him after russia last year
He has a tattoo of a bull on his scrotum to signify this.

>>75403872
Literally every F1-track for the past 30 years is in Rfactor. Probably 70% going back to 1950.
You can also have like 50 cars on track with good performance

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Will unrestricted racing ever exist?

>>75403517
>>75403536
>>75403909
I see no reason to increase wheel size unless they're planning on bigger brakes in the future

changing for no reason other than to be "road car relevant" is absolutely retarded.

>>75404076
how long ago would teams have made a car that's literally impossible for a human to drive?

>>75403857
Let's see.

>all the official F1 content from given year - drivers, cars, tracks, everything
>very good presentation
>best AI in a racing game since GP4
>race engineer stuff
>best career mode ever
>decent handling
>adequate graphics
>tons of content

Yeah, I'm a filthy casual pleb, suck my dick. Here's another story to rile you autists up: during that period of time when PES was a better football game than FIFA, I still bought and played FIFA because it had all the official licenses and better graphics :)

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Just ate a banana. Nick these are good shit. Get some. Stay off the Haribo. Banana flavoured milkshake does not count.

By the way Nick, pic related may well not be a banana even if it is yellow. Please make sure what you eat is in fact a banana before posting any results.

>>75404110
>tons of content
nice meme

i hope they release it soon so you can rent it from your library

>>75404076
they could go that direction with the roborace, but they won't

>>75404121
obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ave-2uBKedw

>>75404110
>>75404135
Well if the only restriction is that someone has to drive it

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>>75404155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V44VniJrh8w

>>75404121
>>75404155
kek wtf is that?

yes im a newfag

>>75404110
>all the official F1 content from given year - drivers, cars, tracks, everything
Nothing special
>best AI in a racing game since GP4
probably not.
>race engineer stuff
gimmick sliders
>decent handling
THE most important thing is just decent by your own admission
>tons of content
not really
>very good presentation
>adequate graphics
>best career mode ever
Sure, but that doesn't really matter

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>>75404193
GP Poo is a special place

>>75404076
A completely unrestricted car with 2017 technology would probably be beyond what a human is capable of physically coping with.

If autonomous F1 ever becomes a thing though... Mite b cool

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>>75404233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61H6yrK3cOo

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>>75404270
Welp they actually toned it down in future releases it seems
https://youtu.be/8F3f5Pz8pmg?t=196

>>75404128
I'm not the library guy. I can afford to buy my games.

>>75404206
>THE most important thing is just decent by your own admission

Yeah, no. But hey, have fun with your hot lapping simulators like Assetto Corsa and rFactor 1/2.

>Sure, but that doesn't really matter

It matters to me.

>>75404557
>hot lapping simulators like Assetto Corsa and rFactor 1/2
>Games that have bigger multiplayer, longer races and deeper strategy/tyre management/whatever than F1 201X are hotlapping simulators
lol
>It matters to me.
lol

>>75404734
>lol

Not an argument.

>>75405665
>not an argument

not an argument

>>75405665
>>75405803
now kiss

>ignoring the actual argument
lol

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V8supercar at Phillip Island this weekend

Saturday coverage is go.
Schedule: http://www.supercars.com/2017-wd-40-phillip-island-500-schedule-results/
>currently 10:15am local time

Regular Ace is down.

VLC streams:
http://motorsport-au.hopto.org:8080/
http://motorsport-eu.hopto.org:8080/
http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/

>>75406036
How meme it is?

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>>75406187

Yesterday was wet, but it seems to be drying today.

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>>75406474

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>>75406474
>>75406512
Is there any ""advantage"" using a pick up? what's the deal?

Also, is there any category of racing in the world where they use only stock cars?

>>75406735
define "stock cars"

>>75406735
Pure marketing.
It's just a differently shaped shell on top of the actual car

>>75406846
Sorry. Cars that you can buy normally, mass produced.

>>75406846
It's stock cars not stock utes

>>75406926

In Australia that's "production car racing".

"Stock car" means a fully fabricated tube chassis that has nothing to do with a production car because 'Murica.

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>>75406993
Oh sorry. Didn't knew what I was talking about.

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Is it, dare I say it, his time?

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>>75406926
>>75406993
We do have real stock care racing here in 'Murica.

Continental tire sports car challenge is stripped down street cars with cages.

>>75407354

Didn't say you didn't.

I said that what 'murica calls "stock car racing" is anything but.

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>>75404304
>51000 hp

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I need your help /f1/

>Be me
>Play F1 game
>2006 Season
>Playing with Montoya
>I try to be kinda realistic so if the driver i.e. was injured and couldnt race X races, he wont race
>That means I'll be leaving McLaren mid season
>but I dont want to stop racing this season

Want team should I go to? Ferrari, Renault and Williams are impossible since they were all happy with their drivers. I guess my only relatively competitive options are BMW (who changed Villeneuve with Kubica) and Red Bull (who changed Klien with Doornbos). I'd happily go to BMW but

>be Montoya
>drive for BMW Williams for 4 years
>suddenly leave them for McLaren, with maximum rival Mercedes
>a couple of years later go back
>"give me a drive p-please"

What do you think? Should I join BMW, RB, or go to a shitty team like Midland?

pic related: pre season tests at Paul Ricard

>>75408368
Not gonna help you unless you post proof that you started from the 1950 season and worked your way up to 2006 year by year.

>>75408368
>being this autistic

I'd go for BMW idgaf

>>75409214
>>75409244
>autism
well, I do have a drive file with all my career stats wikipedia style lol

I won the championship with Williams in 1996, 97 and 2003

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>>75409681
wrong pic

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>>75409708

https://youtu.be/kSwY9huY_Qc?t=74

wtf I love HAM now

>tfw friend spent today doing quali for formula renault at Monza
>meanwhile I'm just twiddling my thumbs on tibetan teapot review forum

wish my parents were rich asf guys

>>75404233
this will never happen because
a) cars will never be able to overtake each others, way too much risk unless they're on rails or some stupid shit like that, races happen in entirely closed circuits and people just watch to see some crashes like burgers do with nascar
b) all cars reach such a high performance level the races are a procession, eventually end up as a race fixing dream where organizers decide which robot overtakes another

>>75406277
I'll watch V8 when rainbow fag car becomes a permanent component

>>75410693
What if we put real drivers there and actually pay them to risk their lives as we used to do before?

>>75407754
what's the story behind this?

>>75410994

Entry level production based series.
He thought he had the skills to be a racecar driver.

>>75410994
Just a spin that would have been fucking sweet if he'd have saved it.

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>>75407754
How the fuck does someone manage to fuck up a spin that has already corrected itself?

Anyone got a link for the f2 races? Torrent? etc?

>>75411128
over-correcting with a 4 wheel slide

>>75411334
they were on racing4everyone.eu at the start of the week but I think they're doing maintenance at the moment

>>75409708
>/fa/

Interesting, a redditor, a penis engineer and a fashionista

Guatamela I'm gonna track you down one day.

As soon as I find out where Guatamela is exactly.

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>>75411334
>>75411734

I was trying to download it from racing4everyone earlier in the week, but couldn't find any way to grab it.

Ended up spending some time on the old googler looking for it and found it on this site: http://www.ddlvalley.cool/search/formula+2/

>>75411734
>redditor
For just posting a /f1/ image once?

>penis engineer
That I accept the credit

>fashionista
indeed

>>75412036
You'll never escape the redditor tag, i'm sorry, but you're branded for life.

Blame your flag, I could post something from reddit and everyone would chalk it down to that aussie who is just obsessed with reddit.

>>75411734
Who's gonna bottom?

>>75410994
>>75411066

Unexpected rotation at the point of diminishing talent.

>>75412375

>current year
>not taking turns

>>75411785
fuck how did you even found this

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Name one (1) good reason that the MCL32 isn't the best looking F1 car of 2017.

YOU. CANNOT.

>>75412036
>>75411734
>/fa/

post fit, faggot

>>75412734
too black

>>75412729

Skill.

>>75412760
>>75412734
>thinks the McLaren looks good
>calls people faggots

come out burger

>>75412734
>Name one (1) good reason that the MCL32 isn't the best looking F1 car of 2017.

Too much time in the paddock

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£ 7 1 2 , 4 1 5
7
1
2
,
4
1
5

for being a fucking mong and hurting himself.


PROTIP: The correct way to deal with legless beggars:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492815598720.webm

>>75412971
still not worth it though.

>>75413088

At least he will be able to tell the ladies his dick almost touches the ground now.

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>>75413088

>not having to wear prosthetic legs below the knee
>not having to work a day in your life
pick one

time for v8's bois

>>75412734
>CNN
there you have it

>>75413235

>Having to wait three corners for a crash

>>75413270
we got it down to two corners this time

>lowndes got absolutely shafted off
fuck these rookie drivers

>>75413337

Maybe he should stop being so dogshit at qualifying then?

Dunlop? More like Dunflop.

tyres blowin everywhere

streeem?

>>75413543
>>75406036

>>75413543
>>75413558

Also http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lowdidanon

>>75413558
>>75413566
jizz

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>SUV safety car

>>75412734
It's not the Torro Rosso

>>75412734
>bad livery
>ugly livery on sharkfin
>ugly t-wing
>ugly barge boards
>ugly nose

It's honestly one of the worst

mornin lads
are your laygs ok?

Tim Schenken myopic old bastard and a literal nazi.

>>75413744
hes out for blood today

You get a penalty! And you get a penalty! And you get a penalty! And you get a penalty!

>>75413791
Carnage

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COURTNEY

two race weekends in a row its been a shitshow
love it

What the fuck Brighty?

who /motoGP/ tonite?

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>crompos voice

You cannot follow this race without live timing as well ha.

>>75413842
oh fuck did not even realise

are they trying to sell the app or something?

>>75413846

Wut? I meant as in to make any sense of who is where on track and number of stops for fuel / tyre blowouts http://www.supercars.com/live-timing/

>>75413833
Me bro!

>>75413860
ah ok i thought you meant that they were missing the time slpit scroller

This is a shitshow

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CHAOS

Doesn't Lowndes have to serve the 15 seconds stationary and not at the end of the race?

>>75413833

Not me, lad.
I only watch the races, not that interested in bikes unfortunately.
The races are way better than F1 though, a real treat, they actually have battles in top 10 all the time and almost never show anyone below that. If only F1 was like this, I'm a car guy.

>>75413937
alri car lad

>>75413936
nah either at his next pit stop or added at the end

>"Garth's daughter went to an amusement park and loved it"

How do you know THAT Neil...?

LOL that's the end then.

lowndes better get into the pits now or hes even more fucked

>>75413827
Don't you cook your own food? It's much easier to control your caloric and macro intake, plus it's a good hobby. You should get into it.
>>75402405
This guy is correct - you should lift. Being muscular means you burn more calories even on the days you sit around on your ass than you would normally, not to mention the psychological benefits. Plus if you're eating meat every day you need to turn that protein into muscle, otherwise your body will store it as fat. Start off light and progress.

Is there a supercars race on? How can I watch it?

>>75413987
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/lowdidanon

>>75413989
Cheers Brucey boy.

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can I dream?

Penalties for 88 and 97 for slow restart then?

>>75413955
>Don't you cook your own food?

Nope.
I'm a weeb neet obese mentally ill manchild my friend and I admit that. I don't do anything except wipe my own ass, mom takes care of the rest.

We have a plan though. 2017-2019, I lose the weight, do psychotherapy to sort my shit out. 2019-2020 I learn to cook, clean etc to be independent. Then she moves out at the start of the new decade and I start living alone.

>>75414018

>this glacial time frame.

World wars have been won and done in less time you fat sack of shit.

>>75414018
those things dont need to be separate

>>75414018
You should learn to cook as a hobby anyway, IMHO everyone should.

>>75414000
Dream of a small girl?
Like cats in love during spring?
You will go to jail!

>>75414083

youtube.com/watch?v=kzzYDOCCMrk

she will be /ourgirl/ i believe

>>75414033

Calm down, Frodo.
There is a joke that greeks live with their parents until their 30s, I'll be 24. It's all good.

>>75414089
Really qt racing loli, friend.

>>75414095
>a joke
There's also a joke that the sky is blue and night follows day. 24 is (in Greece) a fine age to start living alone, but Greeks rarely separate from their parents - a lot of them either live with their parents well into their 30s or even 40s, or live in a different house but only really use that house for sleeping in and storing their stuff, and have their mothers cook and clean for them. I blame in part the shitty economy, but also the mothers are waaaaay overprotective.

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What's the worst car on the grid and why is it the Red Bull?

>>75414089
are they using a fucking Kinect to write stuff in the classroom?

>>75414252
they are just practicing

>>75414264
that's pretty advanced tech, although it was a long time since I went to school

>>75414271
no, it's just a TV

her school is a small-number school, for children that can't go to school sometimes

Japanese schools are not so good

>>75414284
>no, it's just a TV
oh, I thought he was drawing the character with his hand movement, that's what it looks like

>>75414315
they have good timing, because maybe they have practiced 100 times today

So can mongrel still race in f1 with prostetic legs?

>>75414511
Probably not, the only wheels he'll be in control of are the ones on his chair.

>>75414511
F1 is maybe possible, because the brake is brake-by-wire, so he could use a hand brake

but the slower cars (gp2, gp3, dtm) are not brake-by-wire, so he can't get the super-license

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>>75414018
>she moves out

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>>75414511
Technically he could adapt the pedals like Zanardi, but the level of precision required makes it more difficult. Then you have to consider driver extraction time which probably would be way above the acceptable limit. He can still have a decent career in sports or touring cars though.

>>75414584
Wouldn't be surprised if his odds of a racing career just quadrupled because of the current media attention.

>>75414697
And the influx of cash never hurt a racing career

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>>75414703
We'll see him on new legs in a top teams garage later this season getting massaged by webbers mom, I mean wife. Lucky bastard

>>75414722
Fucking $trolls sister as well

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>>75414018
>learn to clean
Grecja plz

>>75414697
>>75414703
Possibly. Although he'll need to be as talented as the media have made him out to be to get some decent results. It'll be difficult but it can be done.

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you could have prevented this

>>75414802
kek

By the by, his test drive race track near Brissy airport seems an interesting idea...

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Formula E to Rome in 2018, circuit will be around the fascist-built district, can't wait to see what shit they pull off

>>75414885
if its not a new calendar supercars track i dont care, they are slowly taking away our tracks so we need more

>>75415001
Will they run Gio the Nazi there?

>>75415001
Looks good tbf

nice synthesis of anthique style and modern materials

>>75415047
why is he called a nazi ?

>>75415058
Because when you say his name it sounds like "Gio the Nazi".

Plus he hates Jews.

>>75414727

>ywn stump fuck Stroll's sister with your leg

Why live?

>>75415187
>ywn fuck Stroll's sister while he watches in the corner

>>75415209
I hear amx is into that though.

>>75415243
I'll fuck Vic if he asks nicely

>>75402081
>alonso 2wc
>rosberg 1wc

jacques is a rosberg too

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>>75415058
this is him celebrating a race win

he's a notorious neo-nazi

>>75402081
>there are two classes of driver
>You're either an Alonso or you're a Rosberg
>Nothing better, worse, or in the middle

Spoiler: Fatjohn will win next week

>>75415425
Is it time for the Andros Trophy already?

>>75415389

>tfw remember this

I apologize...

...for his tattoos.

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>some people unironically believe Amx isn't the most entertaining driver on the gird

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>>75415455
>Amx
>entertaining

This is what toothpastes actually believe...

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>>75415560
>has entire harddrive filled with amx pictures
>denies amdamx is entertaining
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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>>75415600
only because i know he'll senna himself one day

they're all for ironic purposes

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>>75415600

>>75415682
Underated.

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>>75415682
>mfw all this was just a ruze to get someone to shoop it for me
thanks Heinrich

>>75414750
He's had mixed results over his career. Certainly not the next big champ.

Memetastic race in Supercars today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evmQ83anxX0&feature=player_embedded

Renault EuroCup 2.0

>>75415909
who are we going for lad?

>>75415930
Safety car is in the lead at the moment. Seems like a good bet.

>>75415930
Saucy because he has a funny name.

>>75415930
Palmer because his brother is such a talent.