.
Ready to get buttfucked by Mbappe?
You were supposad to play with them in the finals. Wtf i hate youve now
>>75395496
>Mbappè
We will just buy him and use him as a fullback like Henry
>>75395512
>buy him
Keep dreaming, kid
>>75395512
>buying a black man like a slave
Racist post. I root for Monaco now.
>>75395511
>them
why are you talking in third person monaco lad?
fucking jewventus go to hell
>>75395496
if mbappe actually scores a few goals in this and knocks juventus out i'll get a tattoo of his face on my neck because it'd confirm him as the future GOAT 2bh
madrid would probably sign him the next day
>>75395512
he is going to real after benzema fucks off to mls la
Do you rate Zbigniew Boniek? He was literally GOAT
>>75395584
MSN - one of the best attacks in history of the sport - barely created a chance in 180+ minutes against Juve, let alone score. Do you think they'll have troubles against meme wonderkid?
>>75395659
Naturally, it's a crime he's barely remembered. Would make it into every GOAT list if he played for Real
>>75395708
we juve customers remember fondly Zibbì
Just dont rigg the match like last time jeWentini
>>75395676
They played without a midfield. Stop being deluded. Jewve is the worst team in the semis
>>75395741
todo modo para buscar la voluntad divina
>>75395757
But that's obviously wrong, Juve are second in individual quality only to Real and have better teamwork than them.
Would Zibi fit in today's Juve? He was a solid striker who wasn't "great" at one thing (for example speed), he was eqaully "good" at everything.
https://youtu.be/S_QlDFUEpaU
>>75395529
Last year we didn't even get to the semis and spent more than €100k.
>>75395741
It wasn't rigged but I felt bad for you guys.
>>75395757
Juve is obviously the strongest team, Juan.
>>75395721
He's a Romanista at heart though
>>75395805
No Jewve player would start in Atletico
https://youtu.be/Yyqe9pjDhZE
Our NT hero.
MBAPPE
MBAPPE
MBAPPE E ANGELINA GIOLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY2RLnwVU1Q
>>75395852
Why are you posting literal lies, the only Atletico player who would start for Juve is Greaseman in Cuadrado's place. Maybe Koke instead of Khedira but that's about equal
>>75395483
>mfw jewentus will lose the seventh final
>>75395483
>>75395895
>Why are you posting literal lies, the only Atletico player who would start for Juve is Greaseman in Cuadrado's place. Maybe Koke instead of Khedira but that's about equal
Oblak>>>Grandpaffon
Atleti's CB>>>Le balding memes
Juanfran>>Dani too old for Farça Alves
F.Luis>>Any shitter in Jewve
Gabi>>>>Marchisio
Koke and Saul>>>>Le too bad for Madrid man and le too bad for Chelsea nog
Greasyman and his sidekick>>>>>Pogba the striker and le balding fatass
>>75395944
T. projector
>>75395944
Anon...
>>75395964
>Mobile posting
You have to go back
It's Ogre Juventus.
This is the one draw they did not want
>>75395981
Juventus did not want patetico madrid because it's Negaventus, their nemesis, it's like playing against your shadow.
Juventus withstood the strongest attack in the Milky Way, why the fuck would they fear two rejects up there?
>>75395820
Problably replacing chokeguain, because Boniek was useful when It mattered the most
Hope the fatty wakes up, he has 2-3 matches to justify his pricetag
>>75395981
How? Monaco are all attack (easy for Juve to deal with) and mediocre midfield/defence to cover Dybala and Higuain. The deciding match is even played in Turin, this is the best imaginable draw.
>>75396011
Yeah, he did wonderfully in Athens.
Oh no, wait, he did not, he was fucking awful.
>>75396001
Barça plays without a midfield and only plays seriously when they lose in the first leg or when they play Madrid. Jewve is the weakest team in the semis by far
>>75395895
>imagining Greaseman - Cuadrado on both wings
Oh my
>>75396011
Fatty already justified the transfer fee by not playing for Napolel, all those league+cup goals are just added value. Everyone knew he wasn't going to score in CL
>>75396034
>gets btfo
>w-we were only trolling
>>75396040
>dropping Mandzu
He's unironically a key player
>>75396027
So was everyone
>>75396068
Kek
>>75396068
>-we were only trolling
Barça is just too cocky. And when you start scoring them they crumble. Jewve would get stomped by any Madrid team like 6-0
>>75396001
Because Monaco are like an EPL team they're gonna get up in ur face and hit you with a quick counter, unlike Barca who just faf around with the ball
Higuain to redeem himself and Jewe in the final
give them the title already
>>75396087
>counterattacking Juve
There's no such thing.
>>75396108
Best possible scenario lmao. Should rub his tummy as a celebration
>>75396034
Juve is the only team in the SF, rest is all inconsistent bunches, RMA has no line of defense, MON has literally only strikers and ATL has got Europa League-tier strikers.
Real can hit you hard but it can't take the hit, Monaco has only played mickey mouse opponents with appalling defenders and Atletico has literally not played R16 and QF, they got the SF handed to them, same for Real Madrid, because they didn't beat Bayern on their own merits.
The literal only weak spot Juventus has is their first striker, he is so prone to choking he might as well not play at all, it's like he's not there. When Mbappe is most decisive player so far in the UCL and Higuain is 40th, you know something is very wrong with the fucking guy.
>all these Juventus pepes circulating on /sp these days
I'm liking this timeline lads
>>75396137
>they didn't beat Bayern on their own merits.
Bayern got th referees on their side and they stil lost.Jewve is shit.Madrid's C team would beat them 5-0.
>>75396135
by tummy I guess you mean cock
>>75396137
if kuipers refs the final no madrid stands a chance
>>75396137
Anyone>>>grandpa Bufon
Carvajal>>>too old for Farça Alves
Ramos and Nacho>>>le balding Italians
Marcelo>>Sandro
Casemiro>>>le too bad for Madrid turk
Kroos>>>le being shit slav
Modric>>>le too bad for Atletico slav
Bale>>>le too bad for chelsea nigger
Benzema>>>le got cucked by Benzema man
C.Ronaldo>>>>le striker Pogba
>>75396087
>Because Monaco are like an EPL team
everytime WE faced an EPL team in recent years we brushed them away easily
>>75396176
You aren't even trying
>>75396143
>>75396143
>tfw you're personally responsible for Juvepepeposting on /sp/
Watch out. Dangerous spic fishing for (You)s
>>75396255
I seem to remember you being dumped by Liverpool a few years back Kek
>>75396231
>butthurt farca fan detected
>>75396290
I'll give my (You) to you instead.
>>75396296
Even worse, Fulham
>>75396296
that was almost 15 years ago
>>75396313
10 years ago
>>75396231
Buffon > GOAT across four generations. Die
Carvawhol?
Ramos is an overrated Bonucci that scores le stoppage tyme headers
Sandro was second to Alaba on earth, and Alaba has now fallen.
Cachemire isn't even good enough to sleep in the same room as Pjanic
Kroos is barely at Marchisio level, certainly not at Khedira's
Modric see Pjanic except he won't even make one challenge per game, he's good though
Bale is way better than Mandzukic
Benzema is still in Real because he literally and not figuratively sucks Ronaldo's shriveled up dick. He wouldn't start in Juventus right now because of Dybala
Ronaldo is a poacher, poachers are so 1994.
>>75396259
>2 made up penalties
>1 goal from offside
>Just 2 reds out of 4 in the ties
With fair refs Buyern would have scored 1 goal in both matches and played with 9 players in the second game
>>75396275
>that filename
kys
>>75396290
He should fish for a job la
>>75396320
Same thing they got in ur faces and u couldn't handle it.
>>75395496
>Mbappé
literally only thing he can do is counter-attack and score against defensively weak opponents
>>75396331
>spic
>job
Did you know that RM, AM and Barca stadiums are full of rich kids or old farts and they have no ultras? And the chants are played from a cd.
>>75396231
Might as well give you a (You)
>>75396376
>the chants are played from a cd
That's embarassing. If true, that is
>>75396376
>the chants are played from a cd.
Not true.They are done by some neo nazi kids
>>75396231
>Le keepers age meme
>too old for barca
Alves left barca, he didn't want to stay
>rating nacho over balding memes
>bale post injury
>Le protected by Zidane man over Higuain in any situation but final games
>>75396430
>Le protected by Zidane man
Benzema cucked Higuain under Mourinho
>>75396420
>>75396420
How can you tell if you are too poor to buy a ticket?
It's our year
>>75396440
Benzememe is superior at playing second fiddle to Ronaldo, that's pretty much all he has over Higuain and the reason why he became the preferred option. Disregarding the CL, Higuain's record there is pretty bad
>>75396452
>That flag
>Calling anyone poor
>>75396464
Higuain had a similar scoring record than Benzema but contributed way less to the game other than missing clear goals.El Pipa is just a meme that scored tons of goals in a decadent meme league
>>75396327
t. John 'Johno' Johnson
>>75396333
>10 years ago
>thinks it means anything
wew
>>75396465
>living in favela
>posting
>>75396488
>scoring league goals is bad
Everyone knows what Higuain does, and that's what Juve paid for. Do you think they would rather have Benzema?
>>75395557
>Watching a black man working on a field while the white master is telling him how to do it
Even more racist post
>>75395944
Wow. Just wow.
>>75396231
You need to play a match, you know? Real Madrid is not a team, just a bunch of individualities.
>>75395512
he's outside your reach now
unless you're ready to throw 150 millions eurobucks at him like EPLEL clubs will do
>>75396518
t. retard
>>75396697
>tasmanian princess
>>75396333
monaco was cucked by jewe literally 2 years ago, and they had the original mbappe and a much better squad
>>75396759
>original mbappe
Mbappé scored twice the goals Martial scored at same age. very original
>much better squad
KEKd
>>75396816
I agree with you, but Juventus is also much better than last time.
To be honest i think both of these teams are currently better than the Madrids.
>>75395944
You realize no one on the planet would agree with you on any of this.
Even diehard Atletico fans would probably admit this is dead wrong.
And you call us "delusional"?
>1/10 made me reply
>>75396739
you can have her back desu
>>75396859
>imblying we want a tasmanian back
>>75396275
Del Piero? Is that you?
>>75396816
well, he was an earlier incarnation of the pacynegro prototype, so yes.
Kondogbia, Carrasco are very good players, I can hardly name anyone from current Monaco. They also had a favourable draw, a struggling city and a bunch of literal whos after a meh group. EZ juwe win
>>75396859
>tasmanian genetics are now forever in the danish royal family
pretty funny desu
>>75396275
>Juvepepeposting
>not Pepentus
>>75396518
t. Claudio "Claude" Ancelotti
No disrespect, I just like replying to you with the "t. wog name" meme. Good luck in the semi ausbro.
>>75396947
Ayy, based
>>75396275
Kill yourself, dumb frogposter.
You're not a real juve fan.
>>75397004
Do not bully the ausbro
AJMO CRNO BELI OOO
>>75397038
No pity for dumb frogposters, I hate my team to be associated with dumb frogs.
>>75397097
Change team then, we don't need frogs haters
>>75397097
Do I count as a frogposter?
>>75395822
>Last year we didn't even get to the semis and spent more than €100k.
you do realize the team sold a player for that exact amount right?
>>75397338
it's either that or cheese eating surrender monkey
>>75395944
I hate juventus but jesus christ this is ridicolous
>>75397338
yes
>>75397321
Fuck off, retard, I've probably cheered for Juve double the time of your worthless life.
>>75397338
No, you're just a dumb frogeater.
>>75397351
And this year we're in the CL semis and probably final again so we will have even more to spend. Not to mention everybody wants to come play for us.
Your point?
>>75395944
It's a waste of energy. The Juve consumers think they are now the best team in the world and way above Atleti because they managed to park the bus against Barca.
football needs a strong Serie A imo
>>75397393
Wow you are so edgy, i don't know if you are serious or just baiting.
>>75397429
>dumb frogposting is good
>telling newfags to fuck off is "edgy"
Typical Germancuck.
>>75396321
>he rates Alaba
>>75397438
You are the cuck here, but i guess you are too cucked to realise it.
>>75395496
literally all his goals against dortmund were either offside or caused by defensive mistakes. BBC will not make the same mistakes as pisscheck or ginter. they do not slip.
>>75396537
Spain almost has twice the GDP per capita of Pooland
>>75397556
>they do not slip
>>75397503
>be German
>using the word "cucked"
You haven't really thought about it have you?
>>75397666
>im a retarded manlet who ate up memes on 4chan.org
>>75397503
Dumb frogposters are the real cucks.
>>75397618
>be a rape victim
>get money from spaniards
>run a small business thanks to the moneys
>profit
Spain almost has 18 times more rape victims than Pooland
>>75397756
Spain is one of the safest countries in the world. In fact it is the safest country in the world with a population bigger than 30M people
jej
>>75397772
Pedro pls.
A
>>75397772
Poland is safer man. I can't find this poc now but we are in top 3 safest countries. We have more than 30 mln also. Plus for some reason we are spaniards friendly but I think his goes both ways.
>>75397822
poland is only safe because you sent all your criminals to clean toilets and do construction work in 1st world countries
>>75397822
So now that this has been cleared up, what about that GDP...
If Monaco could knock out Man City, im sure they could deal with Juve
>>75399614
The gap between Juventus and City is the same gap between SSJ2 Goku and SSJ2 Majin Vegeta.
It's okay if you don't get it.
>>75395483
If Halal makes it to the finals, I'll be rooting for Jewventus.
>>75395512
based
>>75395483
I hate you guys so. Fucking. Much.
Juve is going to get raped hard
>>75399774
>I hate you guys so. Fucking. Much.
>>75395483
has juve even won the fucking double let alone the triple
>>75400113
would have won the treble if barcelona hadn't beaten them in cl final a couple years ago
juventud before 2017
>2-6 in cl finals
juventud after 2017
>2-7 in cl finals
>>75400113
more doubles than any other serie a team actually (4), missed the triple in 2015
>>75395895
Pretty much sure that juve don't want someone who would slip.
"greaseman "
Who /betancur/ here?
>>75400282
Redpill me on this guy.
My brother says he's a right wing, I always thought he was a midfielder.
Anyone who watches Boca's matches can tell me?
>>75400324
>I always thought he was a midfielder
Everyone's a winger in Allegri's eyes
>>75400336
>lemina right wing
>sturaro left wings
Who needs real wings?
WHO CAN STOP THEM?
>>75400462
13 mins late la' >>75400282
Fuck
>>75396899
through out the tournament you were the only juventus fan until they beat uefalona
thank you based 'stralia for your pepes
>>75399654
Literally Zero then.
>Majin Vegeta, hurr durr so evil do anything for the win, cheat to reach SSJ2
>SSJ2 Goku clean hearted Martial artist
Monaco vs Juventus = Kid Buu vs SSJ3 Goku
>>75400538
>Monaco vs Juventus = Kid Buu vs SSJ3 Goku
We will crush them with the energy of billions of people then
>>75400678
What position do you play? Do you play the defensive midfield winger?
intresting draws, we'll see if Monaco can expose Italy and Spain after exposing England and Germany.
>>75401001
>Europa League
That's a bit of a stretch right now
>>75400538
You're an idiot.
>SSJ2 Vegeta
>Literally SSJ1 that had to sell his soul to get to SSJ2
>SSJ2 Goku
>Actual SSJ2 that is hiding SSJ3 from Vegeta because he feels sorry
That's the gap in power.
>>75401001
I'll NEVER be a bandwagon jumper