Matches on Friday 21 April
13:00 BST Stuart Bingham (Eng) 3-5 Kyren Wilson (Eng)
13:00 BST Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
19:00 BST Shaun Murphy (Eng) 2-6 Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng)
19:00 BST Mark Allen (Nir) v John Higgins (Sco)
I fucked up match times
>10:00 (BST)
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Stuart Bingham (Eng) 3-5 Kyren Wilson (Eng)
>>75394493
It's okay, lad.
morning lads
why are the streams ded
>tfw Bing and Ding
>>75394694
Morning, lad. https://www.filmon.tv/channel/bbc-two - not working for you?
>>75394713
i was trying the tvcatchup site, kept throwing me out
they are streaming ding over bing?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-21/neil-robertson-admits-he-has-video-game-addiction/8460816?section=sport
Must've been one of those sneaky chink competitors who hooked him on this shit. Fucking chinks man.
>>75394726
Maybe trying to get that Chinese audience.
Red button has Bing.
>kept throwing me out
No idea why. It works fine for me.
Bing 4-5 Wilson
Bing's doing his thing!
Ding starting with a century!
>>75394694
Are you /mu/? Recently I've been seeing a lot kpop girls in /147/ threads.
>>75394726
>>75394776
Our Eurosport is only broadcasting Bing. They always choose the most important (in their opinion) match.
>Ding
>>75394851
not browsing /mu/ just like kpop
Morning, lads.
>BBC
lel
>>75395011
Morning
>>75395102
'World championship in York'
>>75395011
>>75395102
Morning chaps.
Didn't realise Bing could get banned.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/39284623
>>75395125
Quality broadcasting
>>75395163
Could he really? As long as he cooperates, I shouldn't think it's worthy of a ban, no?
What game should I watch?
Is Wilson the most miserable looking cunt out there right after Graeme Dott?
I always enjoy watching Ronnie play, he is the true GOAT of sports.
Lady Fortuna has abandoned Bingman.
Another century from Bing!
>>75395275
Look inside your heart. Both are worth a watch, imo, but I'm mostly watching Ding vs Liang.
Jason Mohammed get back to final score you rookie
>>75395265
Alfie Burden got a £5000 fine and a six-month suspended ban for similar, knowing World Snooker there's a small possibility.
>>75395574
>on matches including his own
That will be a big difference between Alifie and Shaun
>this frame for the black
Intense
>>75395574
Article says Burden bet on his own games - that's understandable then
>didn't realise it started at 10am today
>Ding and Wenbo are my two favourites
JDIMSA
FFS Bing
Return to York as soon as we can
>BBC
>again
>the city of bbc
>Broken broadcast
>we lost it again
What's going on? W-Where's the snooks?
Bing fucking up
>>75395873
BBC a shit
>come back
>Kylo Ren is winning 9-5
please snooker come back
We might get back to the snooker quicker if they weren't trying to connect to York
...well, the regular broadcast would be over by now anyway. Red Button, for some reason, showing gymnastics.
>>75395972
not even working for me
maybe the office it guys blocked it because i was watching too much snooker
>not preferring to watch Ding v Wenbo anyway
>>75395985
B-but noone is showing it?
so carlson caused the accident
interesting
as a proud sheffield cute twink lad im going to flip if they say york one more time
Let's take a moment to wish Her Majesty a very happy birthday. 91 today.
Is it gay if there's a touching ball?
Afternoon lads
Late to the part today
>Gentle reminder trump, the joint favourite, got blacked the other day but a literally who, who advertises isis and wears brown shoes.
Looking forward to the rest of Murphy V Ron. Surley Murphy can't play as shit as that last night
>>75396094
That old bag has no jurisdiction here. Tabb is /147/'s Queen
>>75396183
rpmmie pushing morphys shit in
>Bing
>>75396348
Anyone watch that Mosconi cup?
It was comfy last time i watched it, but it's a meme really as it's too easy.
The sound that red made going in was perfection.
No Liang - Ding streams?
dont get why these guys dont just open their eyes, surely it would help with the potting
>>75396605
Edgy lad
>>75396605
Still recovering from yesterday, mate.
>>75396618
i edge to pictures of your sister
When they gona ban higgins?
>Wilson
lel
Why is Stephen McManus the only good Eurosport commentator
Can't wait for Mark O'Fu v Warhammer Robertson desu
Watching Snooker players play other cuesports is weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCoFo32PvT8
Funny how there's about a dozen varieties of pool still.
>Bing
why u do this
snooker
>>75396820
too right mate!
>>75396784
I don't understand that variety of 8 ball at all.
If you want technical ability, why not just watch snooker?
If you want tactics, why not just watch pool with the straight cut pockets?
Seems like a waste of time.
In 2015 that red would have gone in for Bingham
FFS BING
Fucking Wilson
JUST EMPTY MY BALLS HAZEL
Bing pls no
Why is Bing our guy?
>>75397033
He's a fat, non threatening, socially awkward underachiever.
finally home from stupid work and i can watch snooker with you lads all weekend
feels nice
>>75397033
Because he is.
Everybody loves him.
>>75397033
binham a cute!
>>75397033
2015 threads
>>75396605
>>75396641
Thus site is 18+
>>75396974
Aahahahahahaha
>>75397140
>tfw he will never be that focused again
>>75397247
>trump the manlet
>>75397308
>trump
>not higgins
>>75397247
>manlets Higgins and Carter at the back
>Greame Dott looks like he's crying
>Judd stuck at the back too
>Rpmmie probably at a cornershop trying to nick a pack of fags
Reminder that Ronnie is and always will be /our guy/
Absolutely inch perfect
>>75397319
kek i didnt even notice him
>>75397158
Believe, anon. Believe.
would you?
i dont really like chinese players
they are so meh
Fu on the other hand is love
>>75397424
>not wheredidthecueballgo.jpg
>chicken dinner
>>75397434
>>75397430
ding is a sweetheart
>>75397452
he is cute i guess, at least shows some emotions but liang is your average chink
>>75397424
>but liang is your average chink
>>75397424
>>75397512
>>75397481
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>75397512
i feel ill
>>75397512
Mate I've just had my lunch thank you.
>>75396348
this! tabbi <3
>>75397444
>A long time ago I was in Sheffield. My friends and I were working for the local snooker halls. They were trying to buy the loyalty of the table owners with precious balls. But their caravans were being potted in the Peak District by a nawty bandit. So, we went looking for the balls. But in six frames, we never met anyone who played with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a cue ball the size of a tangerine. Virgo had been throwing them away.
>Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like breaks. They can't be bought, bullied, snookered, or safety played with. Some men just want to know where the cue ball's going.
NO to shot clocks
>>75397512
Fucking hell
You've watched too much gay porn
>>75397566
Lel
I've got some tangerines in my cupboard.
Guess what size they are?
>>75397512
Got me with the natural tits tag. Fucking kek!
SEEMA is my wife
>>75397566
top lel
Are you ready for
>GWAN RONNEH!
>literally done nothing all day at work again
>just sat giggling at crybaby pudgyface's tits
I'm done
>>75397247
>Higgins
Epic :-DDDD
>>75397621
always
this yorkshire lad made literally no attempt to speak proper english even though it was for tv
>>75397621
>>75397640
What will they shout out once he retires?
>inb4 they shout it out ironically
I hate this Nigel Thornberry looking Emcee guy
>"this will be absolutely epic!"
>absolutely <insert adjective here>
GWAN RONNIE
>>75397688
If only they would stay in the distance.
might stand behind the winter gardens set later with a sign saying /147/
>>75397430
We all like Fu.
>>75397706
Don't go outside, it's not comfy.
>>75397713
Because he was born british
>today i will slam it in
>>75397751
>morphy
what was that all about between the ref and ron
>>75397936
they've got beef
>>75397936
arranging where to meet after the snooker for a fight
GWAN RONNIE!!!!
when's Mark Williams? he must be in the Last 16, right?
>It's the balls who say how the frame's going to be played
Lord Kubol has spoken again.
why the fuck would you even try to go for that?
there wasnt even a followup color
>guy applauding shots on the other table
top lel
>Ronneh whining about the audience again
FFS
Great time for my Internet to go off
SUPER
FINE
CLOTHS
>clapping for no reason
maybe he is just happy to me there
>fucked up so much the people on the other side of the wall are laughing
>>75398096
it's probably a Murrican, we know they simply cannot resist the opportunity to clap.
>muh kicks
This is something that will haunt us until the day we die.
>>75398121
>tfw to intelligent too win a frame
>>75398105
Nah, it's just cheeky Allen playing there
blurry snookerfu
>>75398176
Robb Stark
>>75398120
don't think so, they are busy crowning themselves world champions in sports they are the only ones playing
>>75398174
>>75398176
Ghost of Hunter
>M
>O
>R
>P
>H
>Y
Lower League Football Shirt Guy is /our guy/
Smurf?
>that meme shot again
no morphy
>>75398246
Our true guy
All this patrician cushion safety play.
Murphy will need to slam it into an escort again tonight after this humiliation
really dont like Murphy
>that orgasm
>that little girl playing in the background
a cute
Murphy literally in tears
Murphy will be fine
>>75398274
Based Medal Man
>>75398319
that loli in the background
>>75398319
>>75398332
Can't watch, anyone show me just how cute she is?
what a shot!
>>75398350
>disgusting fat cunt gets exposed and fucked on table
>we've got decades of Murphy commentary to look forward to after he retires
>>75398350
John Higgins always looks like he should be at the Isle of Man TT instead of the snooker.
Girl in black > girl in white
Why do you lot keep saying Steve's taxi clips are in Belfast? Its fucking Sheffield.
>>75398381
>them chebs
crowd ejector seats when?
146 incoming
Ronnie, you mug.
>rpmmie
>rpnnie
>rönni
:(
>>75398551
>>75398553
>>75398568
>>75398616
What's he done?
>>75398623
Cannoned the Virgo ball straight into the yellow pocket.
Quiieeet pleeeeeeees
>GWAN SHAUM
unorthodox
anyone with a link for ronnie's match?
Ronnie trying to let Murphy come back in the match to give him a false sense of security. 3D chess.
>>75398770
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/bbc-two.
>that absolute ham-galaxy
do anyone know why snooker players go to the toilet after every frame?
no twat answers. there has to be a reason why other than >take a slash ini
>>75398854
Lot of leaning over puts pressure on the bladder
>>75398854
Murphy goes out for a quick pasty
Rpmmie has to top up on his adderal
wew that's a fucking horrendous miss rppnie
>rpnnie
>>75398854
because they urinate a normal amount for a well hydrated person, you not knowing this explains your pustule-ridden horror of a face
>>75398854
>>75398936
There's no evidence they actually take a piss everytime they leave the area. They could just want to wash their hands or face, freshen up a bit.
>>75398863
cant tell if this is a meme or true
>>75398869
cmom man he prob eats the same as us he's just born fat
>Ronshit
>>75398951
everyone is missing the fucking point
is there any strategy to going out after every frame?
fucking wew
>>75398854
I think a lot of it is to get away from the hot lights and audience for a brief moment to be alone and refocus/freshen up.
But some of it is also genuinely just to have a slash ini
>>75398990
>be tennis fan
>can't work out tactics of going for a piss
>6-9
nice
anyone here ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY support murphy?
>tfw only one watching Higgins earning money by throwing the match
>>75399049
I like watching him play but I'm not really supporting him.
>>75399049
just hate ronnie desu
>>75399049
I don't support Murphy but I want Rpmmie to get BTFO of the tournament and then BTFO by World Snooker's legal team
>>75399057
He shouldn't be allowed to play anymore.
>>75399030
makes sense
i do wonder if rppnie has psychologists telling him to take drugs and giving him words of advice though
>that massive bright blue jersey
Murphy has been fucking so lucky in these past 3 frames
fuck off you pork pie munching twat
more fucking luck
holy fucking shit Murphy fuck off he's prob the sort of twat to say he played really well these past frames as well when in reality he has played like shit tier
>from 9-3 to 9-7
GWAN SHON
HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED MURPHY YOU FAT SHIT GLAD YOUR LUCK FUCKED OFF AND IS SHOWING YOU FOR THE PLAYER YOU ARE
John realising a whitewash half-session would have been too suspicious
GWAN RONNIEEE
>rpmmie
Ronnie MAD
Fun fact: Murphy and Paul Hollywood are best mates, Paul loves making him bread and cakes.
>>75399319
Paul looks the sort to give young girls his bread and two cakes
>>75399319
>two known womanizers and sexual predators
lock up your daughters
>>75398350
How do people allow themselves to get to this state?
>!
what the fuck is ronnie doing
>gwan roni
>>75399349
More like lock up the gravy
How can anyone hate on Ronnie when he is literally box office snooker?
>>75398854
Cheeky fap
>>75399371
>NAAAAWTTTYY SNOOKA
>>75398350
Jeez why do they wear these clothes. Bingham was wearing a hugo boss zipper and you could see every roll. Youd think as a millionaire you could find some flattering clothing.
>>75399371
he is an obnoxious brat
NAWTY FLUKE
Identical fluke for morphy
fuckin murphys luck
>This play
The fuck
meme frame
Lads I can't be fucked be refer to:
>>75399182
>>75399225
G'WAN RpMMIE
Moorphy gona come back lads
Screen cap if needed
>morphy
someone left the oven on
wew thank fuck Mpprphy didnt win that frame
>bingakeklel
BLENDED
AUSTRALIAN
WOOL
I WANA FEEL
LIKE I'M CLOSE TO SOMETHING REAL
which 7pm game does /147/ recommend?
>>75399501
bingham vs kyro ren
How do you pass the time, lads?
>>75399611
Anime
>>75399611
a wank while watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOotjuYoNM
>>75399611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIyfLTFrN_U
>>75399688
I like Ronnie's sensible hair style here. He should go back to it.
>>75399656
I shiggy diggy
>>75399688
Always incredible to watch.
>>75399712
errytime
>>75399611
playing dark souls or bayonetta
>>75399712
>ronnie's face sitting in his chair
>>75399611
having a nice long bath
>>75399611
Went to the gym to squat. Then to the sauna.
>>75399611
Going to get a vanilla milkshake and some mozzarella sticks from Maccie Dee's, because I live on the edge.
>>75400069
>Maccie Dee's
you live on the edge of a heart attack maybe
...and we're on again
Alright lads
>"two crucible heavyweights"
Why is he bullying Murphy and Bing?
have we all made it back in time?
>>75400579
because fat people are cunts
refer to: Stephen Lee
>>75400638
Pot, kettle
What's Ding walk on music. Really catchy
>>75400069
strawberry milkshake and 20 chicken nugget master race
lmao these lame china stereotypes
>>75400069
great, now ill be sat here thinking about how i dont have a milkshake
Kyren Wilson's canthal tilt makes him ugly
js
Shit! Has the big Bing been lurking this thread during the break
>>75400646
no really think about it, all the fat people minus Bing in snooker are cunts.
Maguire - thinks he's hard as fuck and acts like a twat because of it
Murphy - the sort of guy to remind the teacher homework was set
Lee - cunt
>Hendry commentating
my muh dick
finna get comfy
oh good lord that stripe on his trousers is /fa/ suicide
>>75400745
>/fa/ advice from the man who looks like he fell through a Matalan sales rack
>>75400716
That's the look of a man feeling pwopa nawty after a bang tasty chicken dinner
>>75400781
>>75399611
Work
>tfw wageslave
>ignore Maul's blog posting allday
>desperate for my attention
>starts shitposting at me
>whilst samefagging his own posts
pottery
>>75400807
At wok right now?
>>75400828
No, relaxing with a G&T
>>75400947
Good, lad. Enjoy.
based bing
>>75400947
>work week over
>home with the snooker on
>drinking G&T
truly we are the enlightened
>>75400997
And it's also raining outside
>>75401016
Just got black clouds here
B I N G
I
N
G
What are the rest of ye drinking
>>75401095
373 for security code
>>75401095
I hope your not alcohol Fergie!
That flukey snooker was intentional, Bing is just too modest to take credit for it
>>75401095
>>75401095
What the fuck is wrong with you? 7up free >>>> Sprite zero
>>75401168
I drank the lemon version of that in Vienna a few summers ago. Shit was thirst quenching as fuck.
>>75401179
€1.15. Can't pass it up sham
>>75401095
Bud Light, they've just brought it out over here, what do other britbongs think of it?
>>75398186
King in the Baulk
>>75401186
The lemon version is decent for hot summer days but I still prefer the normal version over it.
>>75401195
What the fug. Over 3 euros here.
>>75401217
It's like £10 for a decent sized crate in Asda, but at 3.6% I passed it up. It's only 2% in the States iirc, no idea how anyone drinks it.
>>75401095
L O N D O N dry
O
N
D
O
N
>>75401217
Find bud very tasteless, not sure how blander a light version would be
>>75401234
It would be €2.50 in small petrol station shops, always on offer in the big chain stores.
YOU ONLY BING WHEN UR WINNING
Wilson is choking lads
>>75401235
>>75401247
wow great posts, really contributing to /147/
fuck off.
>>75401262
Just had a massive chicken dinner
Feelin' pretty binging
Also pretty dinging
>>75401264
You're the Ebdon of the chat
>>75401235
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Bud-Light-Beer-16-fl-oz-24-pack/42294355#about-item
4.2%
>>75401262
Focus, fire a gun. All we need is Stewart Bingham
>>75401264
no one likes you yah lanky streak of piss
>>75401264
M8 your constant whining about non-snooker related posts just adds up to the pile of non-snooker related posts, so for the love of Bingster will you stop it.
Mark Allen gonna win me £20 boys
Got the cold lads
>>75401284
shame to see Ebdon go bankrupt because of womyn
that'll never happen to me la'
>>75401338
hence why I first started the post with a snooker related entry.
>>75401357
>Higgins posts in /147/
>>75401375
>that'll never happen to me la'
Course it wont ya virgin.
Anyone else want a Chink to win this year?
Xiao Guodong would be top meme
>>75401391
my hand won't give me STIs or get pregnant la'
>>75401397
Rongi Osur Rivan is good this year.
Wans't he from Taiwan?
>>75401382
lyl
>>75401397
Would have liked to have seen Bingtao get further for potential maximised Bing on Bing action
Still want Ding to win one soon
>>75401397
Fu or bust
>>75401427
Bingtao gonna win a couple of Championships nailed on imho so there's plenty of time for Bing on Bing
>>75401397
no, a British sport for British people
>>75398956
>born fat
no man is born with bitch tits like that. he's got a gold card at greggs that lad
>>75401495
Is this a bowling alley?
Stephen "Dr. Robotnik" Lee
Coventry City guy has a very patrician shirt on. Probably worth a few hundred.
>>75401495
At work mate? Anyone tried to smash up one of your FOB Terminals recently?
>>75400803
wood berry
Anime posters out
Sorry that includes you mr Hungary
I do like you though
>>75401509
Didn't he ruin his life taking a fix
>>75401537
nah mate don't really get that in here it's in a pretty posh area
out of 350 in the region its the most profitable one for the machines
I REALLY wish the commentators would stop saying Kyren and use Wilson instead.
Such an irritating name.
>>75401603
What he do?
>>75401607
I would be fine with it, if every single on of them wouldn't pronounce it slightly different. Koiren. Koiran. Keiren. Keeran. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75401603
Fair, sounds like a comfy job on a quiet evening. Used to feel bad for the staff when I popped in central Hull ones after work.
>>75401607
I bet his mum was only 15 when she had him
>>75401607
Modern names are the worst. Stuff like "Hunter" and "Mason" as a first name.
comfy evening
>>75401665
>Hunter
Too soon
>>75401665
;___;
>>75401617
biggest betting shop fraudster in the uk
slow counting and credit betting
>>75401603
>>75401685
was having a unibrow all part of his "master plan"?
Liang is my second favourite Asian player
Bing just can't equalize...
>>75401665
umad?
>>75401725
HHH is weird as hell, but Liturgy are good.
>>75401095
Tea and cranberry juice, not at the same time though. Alcohol is haram.
>analysing Ding's handwriting
>barely understands English
They do know that handwriting analysis is complete bollocks right?
I can't look at Ding without feeling sad for him since his mum died
Based Writing Matters
>>75401735
Ye
hahahahahahahahahaha
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN PLEES
Wenbo is bants
But if he was British it'd just be obnoxious
>Wenbo
>9/11
________ confirmed
...unless Bing can make a miraculous comeback, it's ogre for him ;_;
>>75402012
At least another meme advances.
DAT RED
We /maximum/
147 lads I'm excited
>>75402012
/147/ inc
Hype for /147/
do it for us bing
Fucking choker
FUCK SAKE bing
>>75402136
I bet Bing hates Koreans
>Bong
>bingo bango bongo
Booooo
3 more Bing, you can do it
>Selby trying to look like he has a personality
>>75402146
I hate koreans
Selby having a little giggle
>tfw no max
>tfw Kyloren wins
Is bingham the ultimate example of a successul failure?
>>75402155
bish bash bosh
>>75400803
>>75402174
can someone explain the Kyloren meme please?
no bully
>>75402230
He's a runt character from Star Wars
>>75402230
Kyren sounds like Kylo Ren, bad guy from the new Star Wars
Not much else to it.
>>75402182
>>75402235
>>75402251
The also both look like a part of their face is sliding off.
>>75402242
>>75402251
oh, ok
>Star Wars
Noisy cunts
Fuck's sake Stu-pot
ABSOLUTE state of Bing
What the hell is going on in the other side?
>>75401217
>Bud Light
Come on. Britain is home to great ales and stouts, and you choose that American shite.
MULTI BALL
>the village of bing
>>75401607
It's a beautiful Irish name, which is the theme for these snooker players it seems.
>>75402340
yes please, introduce another cue ball into the game for fun
>>75402352
>both players have their own cue ball
>take shots at the same time
>>75402352
Don't give Barry any ideas.
>>75402361
>not playing on two desks for multi desk drifting
RIP our boy Bing. At least we'll always have 2015 ;_;
Kyren is a good lad.
State of bing
loser loser chicken boozer
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>not potting that red and snooker ing on toher colour
>Just
>Binglel
Is that it for tonight?
>>75402403
yes, they'll show highlights of the other match now
>I think he did the right thing by playing it
Only cause pretty much meant you won
good night lads
see you tomorrow for a day long fun
Look at that fucking human leopard prowling in the undergrowth
>>75402403
Unfortunately. Well, there's still what >>75402414 said.
>>75402437
Goodnight, lad.
See ya
>>75402437
night friend
>>75402441
Circling like a shark.
>>75402463
>Well Within His Sel-By Date
errytime
Night lads. Keep Bing in your prayers.
>>75402463
Molesting like a jester
>>75402437
>ronnie vs shaun
>higgins vs allen
>highlander
>ding
>lelby
what a day
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