/rug/

*dabs the missed tackles statistic*

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Both Barretts on exposed watch.

Cruden at 10 and DMack at 15 for the Lions confirmed.

*rewrites plans for All Blacks back line*

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> barrett

Lanklet barret exposed

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>>75394259
>dmack at 15
>wanting an even worse defender

Was hoping theyd check that forward pass

NZ rugby exposed

*dabs at selectors*

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> mckenzie

>>75394259
I like cruden but hes such a fucking twig and can't really challenge the line

Bring back Dan "4L of goon then go for a hoon" Carter 2bh.

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> I dont rate cruden

>>75394315
>not realising you can get 5L of fresh dry white for the same as 4L of fruity lexia

You're a fucking disgrace mate

>>75394309
Ehh he uses the other backs more effectively than beauden.

>>75394323
Only nanas drink box wine in nz m80

>>75394330
Yeah, they're the only ones who get laid too.

>>75394323
4L was a guess, and I'm quite happy being incorrect you NEET piece of shit.

Bring back Dan "6-pack and a brandy then jump in the Landie" Carter tßh.

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HTS lids

>>75394346
>he didn't drink goon in high school

Signs of a misspent youth. You should probably stop posting now and avoid the embarrassment.

>>75394386
I'm not a softcock Ausfailian.
I drank beer and spirits.

>>75394359
The meme doesn't work like that lad, you're not supposed to describe your ideal date.

>>75394394
It's really sad how people in this country believe that the type of alcohol they drink somehow makes you better than others.

>kumara tower stacker
Yes.

havent had a drop since last weekend lads

>>75394406
FSPs OUT

>>75394394
>the fact that someone drank one thing means they drank it to the exclusion of all other things
>drinking 5% "imported" lagers with European labels is "harder" than drinking 12% wine

Jesus you just fucking OUTED yourself as an American IPA-drinking 20 year old neck beard queer. Do yourself a favour and stop posting.

>>75394405
It's really funny that you in turn consider yourself better than said people.

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>Australian """banter"""
>mfw

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thigg

*dabs around the banter*

>>75394354
Where do ihaia west, beaver and Pooey WeePoo playing at 10 rank?

>>75394412
In my 30s, hate IPA, shave daily and swim in pussy. What else you got.

>>75394424
you cant even imagine

Aso you asshole

>>75394427
>hates IPA

kek, get a load of this fucking queer.

>>75394309
Cruden poses an effective threat to the line mate. He makes up for lack of bulk by elusive running, offloading, and instinct.

i know for a fact that vince aso has 7 girl friends

>>75394441
Back to your containment thread please.
Thanks.

>>75394455
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.

>>75394455
This, back to /cric/ and /afl/ you go lad

*dabs reluctantly*

Aso you glorious asshole

>no kicker to restart
>absolutely fuck it up
kek

Hurricanes that are done:
Lardie Savea, Barrett
Hurricanes in glorious ascension:
Aso, Laumape

I'm cheating on my gf lads.

*dabs loudly*

>>75394513
I thought you dumped her B3K

AHSOO ME RIKEY

>>75394525
You may be confusing me with that dumbfuck who actually started calling himself that.

*dabs too hard and injures arm*

Just need 4 more converted hurr tries lads

*dabs behind you*

perenara throwing some absolute shockers

Riccatelli gunning for Cole's spot lads.

3 more plz

>>75394536
post a pic of your side piece

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>>75394592

Is this game unironically the tie of the matchday?

>>75394608
doesnt look like a try to me

And 2 more plz

>>75394604
Isnt that Millie Holmes

>>75394616
>30-year-old crackwhore
Nope.

>fatvea throwing a pie

>It's a "close for at least half of the game then the kiwi team runs away with a 30+ victory margin" match
Bored Tbh lads

That bumboys' halfback is a literal twink bumboy.

>>75394610
Tie, as in the game lad.
Sort your drinking problem out

Just 1 more cheers hurrs

leave it there lads

Jordie pretty good at kicking 2bh. All he needs now is a gimmick

>>75394690
Le not as good as the original man

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

And ease off the throttle now hurrs

quick try by the brumbies now lads

>>75394690
Le Lets his Team Score from a Favourable Kick Man

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>he didnt pick hurrs by 35

>42 unanswered points in the second half
>The fucking state of Australian rugby
Sad!

NAILED IT
What a rush

>bumdisease

The yuros are going to wake up in a couple of hours and complain about this game having too many tries

not a SINGLE penalty lads
how will the NH ever recover?

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>>75394775
>>75394770
>mfw the B+I Loins get the same treatment

>>75394796
I would have literally no problem with a backline of

TJ
B Barrett
Savea
Laumape
Proctor
Aso
J Barrett

starting the test.

>>75394815
why leave gaps in defence?

>>75394815
Actually nah fuck it. Just paint the Hurricanes jersey black and send the boys out. Easy wins.

Reminder that it is John Plumbtree's defensive coaching that has made the Hurricanes into the powerhouse that they currently are.

I fucking miss that bullet

well i guess australians will just play cricket from now on

>>75394869
And the fact that this forward pack have, for the most part, been playing together for around five years now.

>>75394887
Nah they will just stick to afl, they're not even good at cricket anymore.
And they just got cucked by >us again with Jordy Smith winning the Bells Open

How will Australians ever recover lads?

>>75394900
Go into /cric/ and tell them that lol

>>75394815
Hurricanes back line to face the Lions

>>Tahuriorangi
>>Black
>>Lam
>>Goosen
>>Laumape
>>Proctor
>>Jane

I'm leaving out Aso because he just may get selected

>tune into game
>fucking volumes fucked on tje fucking skybox again reeee
>actually a minutes silence
Kek

>>75395026
>Aso may get selected
Better take your foot off the gas a bit there, sport.

>>75394973
Done, time to bully these neet fucks

>>75395026
Nah Aso won't be selected. He's scoring, but he's not NMS type of special to jump straight in at such an """important""" stage. Good chance of a northern tour spot I'd reckon.

And Jordie would be likely to play for the Canes against the Lions, depending on how the first test goes.

>>75395057
lmoa you are genuinely pathetic

enjoy getting your visa denied

>>75395208
Back to /cric/ you filthy little cunt

>>75395237
>p-p-p-please stop being mean to the subhuman :(((((((

Are New Zealand teams only skeptical about the Lions these days?

literally forgot the tahs game was on lads

who /MP/ here?

>>75395615
Probably because it's on SkySport 3.

>>75395609
Stormers too 2bh

>>75395054
>>75395072
He will be in the wider squad but will not see a cap 2bh, kind of like how Dmack should have been treated.

Has the NH brushed up on their 7 times tables?

Scotland

is

a fantastic nation with a rich history

and also pretty irrelevant in the wider picture of rugby.

and suffers from high levels of morbid obesity

>>75395955
>>75395962
>>75395989
>>75396003
that's fair

>>75396092
Excuse me?
When did 65% of your population being obese not become something of a relevant statistic?

http://www.gov.scot/Topics/Statistics/Browse/Health/TrendObesity

>being able to eat is considered shameful in South Africa
k e k

>The fucking Tards in charge of beating the worst team in Seth Efrika

I want the Tahs to lose.

it needs to be clear to Cheika you can't pick your boys any more. picking cancer like Dean Mumm, Skelton, Hooper is ruining the Wallabies.

>australia
why do i even bother

Fuck Australia Fuck South Africa Fuck Bru.

rip slam points lads

>there are people who still think the Waratahs aren't the team that should be cut

What the? How the fuck did the Waratahs lose to the Kings at home?

fucking lul
apologise to da kangz guys

>>75396751
Because they are shit. They are the worst thing to ever happen to Australian rugby.

>>75396751
because they know like 15 of them will make it into the wallabies 23 because Cheika is a shit 1 eyed coach, so they don't even have to bother playing well at SR level.

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LGTSS:
The absolute state of Australian Rugby

how THE FUCK did the waratahs win super rugby in 2014? how do you fall so hard in 3 years?

>>75397015
The South African teams were shit that year, occupying the bottom of the table. Only the Sharks made it to the play-offs

Reds, Force, and Rebels were as ineffective then as they are now, so the only domestic competition the Waratahs faced were the Brumbies whom they defeated in the semi-finals.

The three NZ teams in the play-offs were the Chiefs (chasing their third title), the Crusaders, and the Highlanders (a dramatic turn around from 2013 - their shittiest year in the last decade). The Chiefs had to play 5 straight weeks into the quarter final and lost narrowly to the Brumbies by 2 points. The Highlanders just weren't good enough to defeat the Sharks that year.

This paved the way for the Waratahs to meet the Crusaders in the final - whom, due to circumstances, had to play Daniel Carter out of position (at centre) that night

>>75397340
just sifted through wikipedia - they managed to beat 3 (three) NZ sides during the regular season. now they get beaten by the kings.

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>>75397015
Cheika used the last of Australian meme magic too early and now there is nothing left

Leinster:

15. Joey Carbery
14. Fergus McFadden
13. Garry Ringrose
12. Robbie Henshaw
11. Isa Nacewa (captain)
10. Johnny Sexton
9. Luke McGrath

1. Jack McGrath
2. Richardt Strauss
3. Tadhg Furlong
4. Devin Toner
5. Hayden Triggs
6. Rhys Ruddock
7. Dan Leavy
8. Jack Conan

Replacements:

16. Seán Cronin
17. Peter Dooley
18. Michael Bent
19. Ross Molony
20. Josh van der Flier
21. Jamison Gibson-Park
22. Ross Byrne
23. Zane Kirchner

Clermont:

15. Scott Spedding
14. David Strettle
13. Aurelien Rougerie
12. Remi Lamerat
11. Nick Abendanon
10. Camille Lopez
9. Morgan Parra

1. Raphael Chaume
2. Benjamin Kayser
3. Davit Zirakashvili
4. Arthur Iturria
5. Sébastien Vahaamahina
6. Damien Chouly (captain)
7. Peceli Yato
8. Fritz Lee

Replacements:

16. John Ulugia
17. Etienne Falgoux
18. Aaron Jarvis
19. Paul Jedrasiak
20. Alexandre Lapandry
21. Ludovic Radosavljevic
22. Patricio Fernandez
23. Damien Penaud

Referee: Nigel Owens [WRU].

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>Good job Agent Gatland. All Blacks series wash is guaranteed. Await extraction in Auckland 8 July.

I'm trying to get into rugby, I know the rules and get the basic gist of it, but I don't really understand formations. Can someone give a quick rundown pls?

Please watch our sport

>>75397873
hooker and props are the fat ones. locks are tall. fly halves are the quarter backs. number 8 is rambo. the rest i am yet to characterize.

>>75397402
fuck, i had a great time memeing this guy during the rwc

it's a shame he turned out to be such an utter dropkick

>>75397873
kiwis bow to liondanoffs

>>75397882
I will, its better than handegg

>>75397687
SOB is hitting Warburton levels of missing club games now.

Underhill is in the England squad lads.

Where were you when England won?

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>mfw da kangs memed on the tards

based

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B L A C K E D

>the absolute state of Aussie rugby
they're almost as bad as us

LOINS 2.0

good try tbf, Jaguares defence was a bit shit, but not entirely to blame for that

nice try mapoe, SA produce a lot of good centres Tbh

wtf lions getting EXPOSED

>>75394234
Kiwi cucks, are you excited for Rieko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohKbL86_O4Y

any way to hide all the 'legends' in the super bru pool?

>>75401504
le speedy undisciplined coconut #5001

dime a dozen in NZ

>>75402299
huh

Thought he was going to be something special desu

>>75402548
Lienart Brown, Lowe and Moala are better

>>75402675
This.
Except Lowe is an outside back.

>>75396894
>this post
>this flag

Calm down Bakkies.

>>75402869
he could play inside back easily

>>75402675
only 19 though, he's got room to grow

>>75402899
Not without a haircut he couldn't.

>>75394234
I'm awake.

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>>75403600
conscious you mean

>>75403557
The greatest 12 of all time has long dreads

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>>75403824
Umm no, sweetie.

>>75403861
Jamie Roberts wouldn't even make the Blues bench at his peak

>>75404103
Why on earth would he even consider playing for a team that hasn't won a trophy in nearly 15 years?

>>75404320
Because they pay well see $B₩

>>75404422
Mohammed Bill Williams would have accepted any NZ super rugby contract if it meant he could weasel his way back into ABs for the lions tour.
You know this to be true.

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Warburton's fucking arms though.

>>75403769
Wish I wasn't honestly. No Hurricanes today.

>>75403824

>Giteau
>Dreads

>>75402899
Yes. Will be first choice 13 for Leinster next year.

Cap this.

>>75394604
What a shitty looking kitchen, who leaves their cup's and saucer's out like that. Drop that harlot.

>>75405846
wew lad

>>75405174
could australia have a chance in the RWC final if he didnt get injured do early? i remember they were still level when he got injured, and NZ getting a yellow could be abused much more with him around.

>>75408320
no
o

>>75405670
No he won't ringrose will be and if ringrose picks up an injury hensaw will be played at 13.

>>75408320

Nah. Only reason Australia came back was because Carter and Smith spaghettied the fuck out.

Anyone else's captcha not working? I had to do it 8 times before it let me post.

>>75408744
captcha going apeshit
images not loading
fucking scroll wheel not working sometimes

gookmoot is taking the piss

gonna be class when munster lose tomorrow

>>75410001
4am lad

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>>75410001
As much as I dislike munster, I dislike sarries more.
Plus assuming leinster can hopefully get one over on clermont tomorrow an all ireland final would be a goodie.

>>75410108
what do you think of the mcfadden selection?

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>>75410599
I wouldn't have picked him but having said that I can understand why he might be picked over byrne. Bit of a fuck you to byrne all the same. And I see people defending kirchner's inclusion on the bench but mcfadden can cover centre and wing too so I dunno.
More curious as to why vdf isn't starting, the man was monsterous vs connacht. Woulda has ruddock on the bench so he could cover second row and back row. I don't rate moloney at all.

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>>75410746
>>75410599
And where the fuck is healey?
He better not have been banned after than bollocks citing.

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>Friday
>National holiday in Brazil
>IWO for whole day
>Return and go to internet
>Notice Reis have beat Telopeas AT Sydney

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Are these arms in any way, shape or form natty?

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>>75411422
>any big player that has any whatsoever connection to south africa
>natty

is there any point in watching the highlanders game

>>75412206

At least it's not league?

>>75412241
kek you convinced me

>>75412206
filthy memes

>>75412206
The off-chance they'll get exposed.

I am about to watch some Rugby.

ruggums lads

rubgy

Liam Squire

>ben shit

>raped and killed a girl in 2012
kek

Ben GOD

this always makes me emotional

That's was some good bugling lads.

who's this tard with the vuvuzela want to watch the game!!!

>Bill South
>from Southland
kek

the sound is fucked on my stream

>>75412889
link lad

>>75412889
Just as you post this SkyGO dies for the first time of the night.

poopeeta pee

scratch another one up for based ben smith lads

fucky gaylad

AWOOOOOO

POOLANDERS BTFO

>letting the sunwolves score

>that pitch girl's fat ass
Fugg lads

landers exposed

yes well done sunwolves
well done

HOWEVER

>tfw no qt round butt water girl gf

Accidental offside caused by a deliberate offside by a Highlanders player. That's some hot bullshit.

sudoku

just tuned in, any love between wheeler and fumi yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbh4FwE6v0g

>Smith

NZ Islands that are done:
South
Islands in glorious ascension:
North

>>75413195
>any island with Auckland in it
>ascension

Cumsaders fans are crawling in lads.

Is Tanaka the most adorable rugby player ever?

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>>75413228
i'm sorry has your "team" had an undefeated season
didn't think so

I'm literally going to start a grass roots movement that resurrects Western Australian secessionism if the Force get axed

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>>75413228

pass the ball

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>>75413228

*dabs away from the crusader fan*

>>75413232
By adorable, do you mean shittest?
He's down there lad.

>two coconuts on the wings and another in midfield

Who the fuck selects a team like this?

I like Banks but Sopoaga can't come back soon enough

>>75413302
Coaches playing the sunwolves.

no way was that 10

Halves that are done:
Aaron Smith
Halves in glorious ascension:
Fumiaki Tanaka

>>75413316
Coaches whose teams drop the ball rather than score tries against the Sunwolves.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75412815
Liam Squire

>>75413366
whatcha laughing about lad

>>75413376
ya mum m8

Caught the ball ahead of where Li went to bed. Love it.

naholo superb

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>>75394234
>Watching rugby

Players who are done, who are then in glorious ascension, then who are done again, who then are in ascension again:
Aaron Smith

endearing attempt at Japanese desu

reminder based bender has NOT let a try through yet pissrat had let THREE in by half time

>this based half time announcer

>>75413473
Halftime against the Sunwolves they had scored only one try.

>>75413499
1 more than literal living god ben smith

>>75413451
What would you recommend instead laddy?

I GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER

>>75413523
congrats m8. is it one of those with gps and air conditioning? or is it a poorfag 80's yugoslav one?

faddes

Should've gone 50 lads

>sunwolves

Just why. Japan are Tier 2. It was never going to work.

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Classic

>>75413596
L A D S
A
D
S

Does Faddes' JUST hairline make him more rapid?

>>75413568
faddes

>>75413594
World Rugby Board have been trying to develop rugby in Asia for a while now, and a SR team for Japan leading up to the 2019 RWC will increase public exposure in Asia.

And given the big turnout to Sunwolve games when they're playing at home, at least it's considered a success in that department

Awooo?

what a Japanese looking person

TRY! SUNWOLVES!

32 POINTS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Based bumwolves saving my pick

>>75413708
anime was a mistake

>>75413717
She's from a video game dude.

Execute all weebs.

THE COMEBACK IS ON

*dabs around the sunwolves comback*

*dabs*

wtf i hate tanaka now

ohhhhh dabuuu nandaaa

Imagine being a bumwolves fan

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>tfw no cute jap rugby fan gf

If the wolves two disallowed tries had been counted the score would be 40-34
>the highlanders are finished

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landers subs are hot garbage

>Spillakai Knockitoa

>fekitoa
just overdose in a hottub already

Anyone who thinks Fekitoa should even be named in the squad should be executed.

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She hasn't replied all day lads

>>75413843
No one thinks that though.

>>75413879
My policy is working then.

Go Stormers lol

Watching a baseball game before the crusaders game lads

>based Izzy

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TIME

Right in the feels lads

>>75413874
keep sending clingy messages until she blocks you. that's what i always do

Turks blown the fuck out

>>75414027
Told her to go fuck herself yesterday, so wasnt expecting much 2bh.

Just did a haka lads

>>75414030
other way around lad

>>75414040
Nah lad it's a metaphorical victory, if you kill your enemies they win

>>75414040
Fucks blown the turk out?

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how do we stop the kangaroo biceps man?

taupooa

>no Marshall
thank fuck

>>75414056
Piss test.

>>75414068
based fucking sumo instead

>Stormers
KEK

>Crusaders
KEK

Commentators that are done:
Justin "Marshie" Marshall
Commentators in glorious ascension:
Scotty "Sumo" Stevenson

why are scrums so shit lads

why is mike tyson playing for the stormers

KEK PANTSED

>poosaders
well we know which team is getting cut

>ref misses three penalties against the crusaders
really makes me think

>steamers

George Bridge

>>75414168
Qt tttt

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if i grow a moustache like that, will i get a gf?

What part of Cunterbury is the ref from?

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I absolutely LOVE the salt in these threads

>ANOTHER missed knockon
he cant keep getting away with it

>>75414168
George Bridge

>the dilapidated hovel of south african rugby

>get btfo by sumo
>quickly change the subject

stormers getting expoosed outside of south africa

Kieran Read

All these fucking blowouts.
Super rugby is fucked lads.

the fuck was that

>>75414291
Kieran Read

>steamers

can the ref only see blue and white?

>>75414291
>>75414316
anyone who doubted him - explain yourselves

>>75414291
Doing the Stander supreme and gloryhanging on the wing.

>>75414316
Kieran Read

>>75414332
He's the worst.

me on BP watch lads

>>75414365
>based blues year guy
How's the Blues year going lad?

>>75414377
absolutely shocking lad

Would Steven Adams be a good lock?

>>75414396
yeah
i reckon he could hold a door shut pretty well