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>I HOPE THE OILSANDS CATCH FIRE AGAIN EDITION
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Nah. Sharks are going to get beat this time :)
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someone start a new thread, this shit sucks
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>>75389631
>leaf
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>>75389592
>Best anthem performances this year for worst teams
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Piss in rink
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcW12qYUits
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>a literal potato
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Joey
Gretzky
Joey
Gretzky
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mclellen has completely ruined the team, he has them so worked up over """playoff hockey"""" that they dont even want to play
how do you go from complete physical dominance to basically doing nothing in the next game?
let them fucking play mclellen you CUNT
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>>75389682
In the sink
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>Edmonton Tuxedo's in full effect tonight
kek
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ah shit literally just made this thread
baka desu
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>grade 9
>a job
>a Stanley cup with Conner mcdavid
Name 3 things someone from Edmonton won't experience
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That patriotism legit brought a tear to my eye leafs
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>Coilers think they can win with Thornton and Couture in full force
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>POOCIC
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>>75389770
being swept in the first round by analslime
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>sinkpissers
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Do i want meme players to win or do i want canada to lose?
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>>75389811
there is absolutely nothing wrong with pissing in sinks
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>>75389682
>a distinctive playoff smell
I smell it too bros
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>>75389840
IT'S ALL PIPES
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>>75389728
>>75389848
Written by ugly fat old liberal feminist who hates sports and did her "research" by asking people on twitter.
She obviously hates sports, and has a piss fetish. And is blowing things way out of proportion.
Sorry.
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there actually is alot of bathrooms in rogers place, the place is just fucking jam packed right now
i dont know what the legal capacity for the building is but goddamn its gotta be close
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>>75389682
>literal pantsoilers
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I feel kinda bad for Oilers fans, they literally have nothing else going for them in life
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Are you saying they didn't fix the bathroom problem that we've had for the last 40 years by adding way more in the new building?
For fuck sakes.
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>>75389934
>SOME
>FUCKING
>CONFETTI
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>>75389925
The building just opened. They can't do major reorganizing while the season is in progress.
PCL and co said, before the season start, that they will be doing reconstruction adjustments if necessary in the offseason.
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>>75389925
Do they have designated shitting rows in Indian stadiums?
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Dear Cali faggots: These are real sports fans. Take notes.
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>>75389941
whats going on in your life? besides being a virgin in your mid twenties
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>>75389777
That performance of the Star Spangled Banner bursting out gave me chills. What a great anthem. Makes me clutch my HK a bit tighter.
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>>75389945
I don't think they were expecting playoff hockey when designing the place
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Just got done watching the rags and sweating up a storm
Now for some chill oily/shark content. What should i expect from these two?
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how stinky smelly is san jose?
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>>75389941
hey man, they have confetti
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They drop confetti in edmonton every time their goon players get suspended
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>>7369056
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>>75390004
very
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>>75389978
rekt nerd
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>>75390004
very stinky smelly
>captcha is mexican street signs
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>>75389978
At least I'm hispanic and have cultural identity and pride unlikel you mapleniggers.
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I really like the way the guy with the higher voice commentates.
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>>75389978
whoa
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>>75390055
please leave my country
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WHAT A MAROON
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hey look we started hitting and we scored
we should have been doing this last game
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finally
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SCAWWWWWR
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Go go Oilers!
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MAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>THE STATE OF THE CAPITAL OF COSTA RICA
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THAT"S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
WE WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE SHIT!
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B I G R I G
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>>75390076
>Your country
GO OILERS
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Maroon will get a hat trick
Cap this
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>sharts
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maroon goal celebrations deserve confetti
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>>75390111
yeah guys
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RIP N PIECES SHORKS
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A DECADE-LONG RUSE IS PAYING OFF
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>>75390101
Thank you Sweden for Larsson and Klefbom, arguably more important to team success than McDavid and Draisaitl
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Edmonton fans ready to drop confetti already
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>>75390162
We built the trap, now all that waits is for the prey to fall in it.
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Wh-wh-where is the confetti?
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>>75390215
good post
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THIS IS A 10/10 IN EDMONTON
HAHAHAHAHA
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the camera angles in the oilers stadium are too low
it looks weird
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>>75390223
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how can eberle and nuge both be shit for 82+ games
was trading hall too much for them? trade them to nj if they care so much
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Why did Peter change anything with the lines or anything from last game?
Seriously, nothing should have changed from Game 4.
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Where is edmonton?
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Does this look like a dictator to you?
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>>75390245
>front row seat
HOW?
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>>75390223
They should make the confetti out of the ashes of recently cremated people
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>>75390267
i actually dont know
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>>75390245
It's a 5/10 in terms of American weight.
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>>75390267
in the playoffs
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>>75390245
thicc
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>>75390245
Did that american sneak into canada?
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>>75390262
why did mclel chage everything from game two to three?
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>>75390267
North of Calgary
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>>75390267
>>75390280
we do exist
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>>75390302
where is calgary?
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>>75390273
Ashes of the edmonton fan that committed suicide after game 4
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>>75390272
gravity
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Nurse should just stop shooting.
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Crawford let in more goals than that post.
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>>75390269
Actually looks like the guy who is in the right in the issue, but keeps on fucking up with taking things just a tiny bit to far.
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>>75390316
does anybody live there?
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Who's retarded enough to name their kid McDavid lol
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>>75390347
Only 1.2 million people
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EDMONTON
THE GOAL IS THE FUCKING NET
NOT THE BARS YOU RETARDS
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>>75390317
Sweeped in the Trash.
>>75390323
>implying she doesn't create her own gravitational field
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BOEDKER
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That fucking post is making more saves than the shorks goalie.
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Why the fuck is Draisatl not suspended
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VACUUM UP THE CONFETTI BOYS
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>>75390316
What goes on in Saskatchewan?
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NOT SO FAST COILERS
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S H O R K S
H
O
R
K
S
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LETS GOOOO
Fuck these Sinkpissing oiled up confetti faggot leafs
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>>75390378
>suspending someone for injuring a fin
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>>75390378
Draisatl did nothing wrong
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>>75390267
In upstate NY according to Hurricanes fans I remember seeing on the news in 2006
FUCK
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Soilers were already planning Game 6 after the first goals LMAO
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>>75390381
They're just chilling and waiting for Alberta to extract all its oil. Then the oil industry will move to Sask.
Buying land in Sask now = your grandchildren will be oil baron billionaires. But, fuck them.
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>>75390365
Patronomics you retard, means son of David.
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red pill me on Taylor Hall
Do oilels miss him?
What did you get for him?
Why is he traded?
Why is he the cutest one from the oilers?
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>>75390437
He is a fucking cancer. Won't be long till NJ tries to get rid of him.
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>>75390437
basically the Forest Gump version of Mark Messier
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>>75390447
y tho
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>>75390423
Oh great, now the Italian thinks he's smarter than everyone else
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>>75390423
Get the fuck out of here Pedro, you've never even seen ice in your life other than in the drinks you make for the cartel bosses
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>>75390437
>streaking winger
>no
>a based Swedish dman
>not needed
>he's not
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>>75390420
people who own the land get relatively nothing compared to the oil companies
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>>75390381
It's where time stands still.
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did mike emerick retire? He used to do every game on nbcsn. I miss hearing SCAAAAR and "DOWN TO YOU PIERRE"
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I still can't believe Draisaitl wasn't suspended.
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>>75390437
No, but kinda feel bad he got traded away right before the success he worked like 10 years for began
Larsson
Because we needed a DE-FENCE that wasn't made of parchment paper
Das gay Anon
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>>75390499
relatively nothing is still a lot
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>>75390524
what did he do
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>>75390478
>streaking winger
those are a dime a dozen
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>>75390381
They poach business from Alberta.
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>>75390536
6 million
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>>75390536
Tickled some shork's taint
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>>75390536
Speared Tierney in the balls with the tip of his stick in Game 4
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Why hasnt nurse been traded yet? hes fucking black
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>>75390534
erm not really
source: i own land with oil rights in southwest saskatchewan
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>>75390562
l-lewd.. :3c
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>>75390562
Just the tip?
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>>75390420
Dude what that's completely wrong
Apart from a couple grandfathered fee simple title interests in AB, Canada doesn't give subterranean rights to landowners. You don't own the oil and gas underneath, nor any minerals. A company or prospector can apply to drill the oil under your property directly with the government. You, as landowner, will only be compensated under a Surface Rights scheme, usually receiving costs for inconvenience, as you have to put up with equipment on your property for peanuts for years. This is why Alberta farmers aren't raking in the dough - they're just getting compensated for the smaller area of cropland and whatever damage the O&G company leaves behind.
Also its unlikely that all the economically viable oil and gas in AB will be extracted anytime soon, and Saskatchewan's relatively small deposits will be long gone by then, or not significant enough given the new geopolitical climate towards fossil fuel energy at that point in the future.
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>dell's mohawk
cringe
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>>75390574
You're an incredibly shit negotiator then
>lmaoing @ u being literally robbed by the big black oil becz u 2 timid
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>nigel
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>>75390551
meh, they don't add enough to make them worth more than a good center or good dman, especially if they always streak in wide and shoot from the perimeter.
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PATTY
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>sigh
Well at least we made the playoffs
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>oilels
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>>75390606
you have no idea what youre talking about, youre about as dumb as >>75390595
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>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS
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HERE WE GO AGAIN
TALBOT MELTDOWN WHEN
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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redditmonton getting TEAL'D early
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>75390573
Because he is a cheap contract.
FUCK
What a bad change.
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>oil spills
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big schtinky coiler
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TYBPatty
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Is it confetti time yet lads?
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Anyone seen McJesus in this series?
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I hurt myself ________
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>>75390636
Ummmm no sweetie
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holy fucking shit that silence
its like someone just fucking died
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well this is over, gonna go play persona 5 instead of watching this shit
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WHERE DA CONFETTI AT?
YA'LL PISSING YA'LL PANTS YET?
WHERE DA OIL AT?
YA'LL GONNA GOON IT UP AGAIN?
WHERE MCMEME AT?
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SCARRRRRRRRR
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>>75390640
>Run your goalie hard all year with no break
>Have shit backups
>Be surprised when he runs out of gas
Welp.
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We sinkpissers now
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more like twolbot lol
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Oilers are SHOOK
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joe thornton looks super high
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OIL SPILLS
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WTF THE SHARTS ARE ACTUALLY PLAYING WELL
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Don't mind me
just a ducks fan waiting for our second round opponent
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>>75390697
Its how he plays
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>>75390636
Trust me my man, I've dealt with some of these surface right dispute files before at my law firm (they're relatively small and unimportant, O&G companies (often just midstream - aka pipeline) usually give farmers thousands to maybe tens of thousands per annum in fees, plus reclamation costs afterwards they're responsible for).
Landowners get practically nothing in Canada. Especially if you're not doing anything with the land in the first place and thus have no economic losses from an O&G infrastructure project.
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>>75390707
Same but honestly go sharks...kinda
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>>75390707
Have the Ducks and Sharks played each other yet in the playoffs?
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>>75390701
My sides.
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oilers played too hard too fast in the opening minutes and gassed themselves out
now they're noticeably tired and exposing themselves while the sharks are playing a reserved game and following through on chances
i believe oilers could make this game tight again but they'd have to player smarter and fight their natural instinct to goon
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>a bunch of 90 year old grandfathers are beating a team of young first round draft picks
Lmaoing at the shitty of edmonton right now.
Relocate them already
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Marleau is one of the most consistent decent-but-not-great players ever. His mediocre-to-good career has spanned two decades now.
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>>75390725
Once in 09. Probably the best games Jonas Hiller ever played. Sharks won the Presidents Trophy that year but lost first round in 6.
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>>75390728
It's like I'm actually watching Hockey Night In Canada in Punjabi
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>>75390725
Once, anaheim won too.
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>>75390725
in 2009 iirc
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>FUCK OFF... FUCK OFF
bless you edmonton
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That ref giving Maroon the business. Was worried he was gonna start swinging.
>>75390745
>>75390753
Thanks guys.
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is joe just going to play forever or something
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>>75390748
>this is actually a thing
smdh tbqhwy
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Patrick "what a maroon" Maroon
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>>75390780
i hope so
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mcmeme has unironically been totally ineffectual this series. what's wrong with him?
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>"HE'S GRABBING MY FUCKING STICK"
What did he mean by this?
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-21 03:24:50
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hey deadmonton
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>>75390814
>complaining about having your stick grabbed
What a fag
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>>75390780
he's looking for a three year contract so he's at least intending to play in to his 40s
maybe he wants to outlast jagr
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>>75390728
>t. Brit Hockey knowledge
They finished strong. Would have been nice to tie it up though. A strong start to the 2nd is important now.
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why dont the oilers just leave mcdavid on the ice for 20 minutes every period?
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>>75390720
agreed, makes the schedule much easier if they are only traveling within California.
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>>75390815
hey Xao Wang
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>>75390834
I dunno. Thornton's got that Vietnam vet look going on lately. Jagr looks like he's still in his 30s.
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>>75390801
he's running out of oil
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>>75390780
>>75390834
Does him and marleau have a bet going or something?
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>>75390846
>0 goals
>0 goals
>0 goals
theyd score less
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>>75390801
He doesn't want to embarass the Shorks.
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Neither one of these shit teams will advance past the 2nd round
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>>75390867
why are white people obsessed with BLACKED?
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>>75390845
in the last two minutes
watch the stretch before the first sj goal and finishing about 2 minutes before the end of the period
oilers were tired and gave up good chances
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>>75390895
Black people tend to be bigger and more aggressive. So it's an impotency thing.
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>>75390728
Some people rise to the occasion for playoffs and some just falter under the high expectations.
We saw the pattern with Monahan and Gaudreau in Calgary, respectively. And we're seeing the pattern with Kassian and McDavid in Edmonton. He just hasn't been much of an offensive threat.
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>>75390851
Plus >we know >we can beat the shorks, edmonton is an unkown.
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>>75390926
a lot of that can be attributed to hertl
deboer has been matching him with mcdavid and it's been pretty effective
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I want the ducks to play the sharks so I can make a bet with a girl that if the Ducks win, I can take her out on a date!
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>>75390962
hertl was always a meme player
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>>75390963
!
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>>75390970
watch your mouth, kid....
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Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion (ID: !!z9xI8ozbbfl)
2017-04-21 03:36:36
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wait wait hold on what the fuck
since when does Hockey Night in Canada happen on Thursday
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>>75390963
fucking do it, my man.
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>>75390963
Okay, and if the Sharks win I get to take you on a date!
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>>75391014
Since today, man.
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>>75391021
Deal! May the best team win!
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>>75391014
Since every playoffs?
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>>75391021
Can i possibly get in on this action?
T.other ducksfan
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tfw no gf
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>>75391101
A threesome it is.
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>all those empty seats
>t-they must be stuck in the concourse
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>>75391131
As long as your penis if feminine
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>>75391114
>pinup isn't another gondola
8/10
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mcMeme asking for a penalty with that tucked jersey
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>>75391145
M-m-more?
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don't forget you owe me a 1st rounder sharkies
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>>75391171
Unfortunately thats the only Anaheim ducks one i have
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>bitching this much about the refs when there's been no calls against anyone yet
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>>75391192
Canuppers will do alright next year. 43 wins.
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>pantsoilers
just need any non canadian team to win it all this year
>moroon
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>>75391171
>>75391145
The girl you like
>her bf
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WHAT A MAROON
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>>75391208
you were saying?
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Should have hit him harder I guess.
Fucking ref.
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>>75391261
Muh childhood
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-21 03:50:28
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>>75391247
noice
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>>75391261
You
>>75391171
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>>75391268
It's pretty glorious hearing the crowd cry about it.
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>magoon gets a penalty
>"refpuck!!!!"
stop
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>goalie out of crease, so hes fair game
>light brush of the foot which wouldnt trip anyone
>falls anyway
>PENULTY
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this is my fuckin hair
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>>75391293
literal divegrass dive
>el club de hockey de san josé
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BASED SCHLEMKO
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Nice goal, ref
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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lel 3-1
mcgaykid is a gayass
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shorks are comfy
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lel
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Alright Oilers.
Keep your fucking shit together.
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KEEP GOONING IT UP OILERS
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ITS A SCHLEMKO
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Rip Oilers
Was hoping to at least make it to round 2. How embarrassing.
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what the fuck is mcdavids problem?
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>>75391366
He's invisible in the playoffs. Sucks balls. Some players are just like that though.
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>>75391364
not as embarrassing as the Hawks
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>>75391278
>>75391261
>>75391145
>>75391273
>>75391171
Here i made it into a pic for you
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>>75391366
he's a regular season meme
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Oiler meltdown incoming
Based jones
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>>75391366
Same with Lucic. Christ, those two have one fucking job.
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canucks would've swept the coilers
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>>75391394
Tasty meme
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>vuvuzelas
every fucking game in emonton
STOP
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I live right next to the Rogers centre in downtown Edmonton
Ask me anything.
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The Sharks are Canada's team, not stinky piss Oilers.
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>>75391366
vlasic is the best shutdown dman in the league?
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>>75391387
>>75391401
is the muh playoff experience meme actually true? Just fucking play like its the regular season theres no special physical circumstances in the playoffs
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>>75391428
why do youlive in edmonton
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>>75391424
>this is what hongpoover fans actually believe
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Last number is how many pps the Sharks will get before the Oilers get 1.
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Oilels be like
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>>75391428
how much is rent
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>>75391424
Ummmm no sweetie
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>>75391437
Elliott is living breathing proof that there's a difference between regular season and post season play.
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>>75391437
Hey at least now that you have some playoff experience you may get further in 2028!
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Which team are Schlemko's parents rooting for?
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lmao i had to rewind to that mcdavid hit hahaha holy shit, respect
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>>75391440
Money and jobs. I make 24 dollars an hour.
I'm originally from Ontario.
>>75391467
My bachelor suite is 900 a month including everything.
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>>75391506
If that was off the puck why was it not interference?
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REAL MEAT AND POTATOES COMING OUT TO PLAY!!
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>McMeme has to resort to gooning to win the game.
>still behind
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>>75391428
does it smell like piss?
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>MVP chant
top kek
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>coilers chanting DEFENSE
lol
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>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRYNSEN?
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>>75391428
Have you been overcome by the smell of piss yet?
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>mcmemekid commits interference
>crowd, referees, and commentators applaud said interference
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>>75391359
>lightly brushing the foot of a goalie who is out of the crease when hes fair game to get BTFO is gooning it up
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>oiler fans unironically chanting MVP while being down 3-1 in a 2-2 series
My fucking sides
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>>75391518
lol dude idk, because it'smcdavid and sorenson was trolling him all game i guess?
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>>75391532
redditmonton pantsoiler, everybody
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>>75391549
What bullshit. Literally the only problem with the league.
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REFPU...oops wrong team ;-)
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>>75391428
So do I.
Wanna fuck?
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>>75391536
If it doesn't get called, it's a good play anon. Shark fans should know this.
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>being named letesttube
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>>75391428
Go across the street, buy one of those standing room tickets and then piss in the corridor
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>>75391563
Jordan Eberle
Born: May 15, 1990
Birthplace: Regina, SK, Canada
Shoots: Wide
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>mcdavid lays out someone open ice with the puck nowhere in sight
>announcers don't say shit
>refs hold the whistle
>leafs are crying about refpuck
REALLY makes me think
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>>75391551
>vry fast mvpee interfettering at increbdily hihg speed
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>>75391551
>gets knocked down by McMeme
How embarassing, I would have went to the locker as well.
>>
Which team are schlemko's parents rooting for?
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>>75391515
>$900 a month, utilities included
>Downtown
Do you live in Boyle street? How the fuck is it that cheap?
>>
Berkeley here: I wish the Bay Area had a hockey team instead of fucking San Jose
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Let's go sharks!
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>>75391594
No one wants to live in that shithole
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i'm an ottawafag who hasn't been watching my hometown games, how have the sens been? they're winning their series but is it just the bruins being bad?
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>>75391602
>someone spent 10 hours on this picture
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>>75391599
>that one hipster still trying to force sj not being part of the bay
what's your story?
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>>75391594
I pay $950 and it's just an old building. Rent isn't that bad downtown, Oliver is alright too.>>75391594
>>
that's legitimately a bullshit call
fucking delay of game
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>>75391575
Didn't they just collide? Just because Sorenson is the one that goes down, doesn't mean McDavid is at fault. Maybe Sorenson should rethink his career if you can't stand up McDavid.
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>>75391621
more time than the flamers spent in the playoffs lel
>>
Ouch....
Double Powerplays.
>>
the oilers seem like an anime team desu
mcmemekid is like a fucking cartoon
>>
>>75391636
>>75391636
>more time than the flamers spent in the playoffs lel
lel
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-21 04:11:40
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>>75391636
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>>75391630
Costa Rica isn't in California m8
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>>75391636
Oh baby
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SHOOORKS
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>>75391611
games 1 and 2 were 50/50 in their results and how each team played
game 3 was complete refpuck
game 4 was the hockey gods buttfucking the bruins because they angered them somehow
karlsson and phaneuf are carrying them, sens arent blackhawks/wild-tier but they will probably get BTFO by whoever wins the habs/rags series. if they somehow choke the bruins would also get btfo.
t. bombstonfag
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>>75391630
What part of San Jose touches the Bay?
San Jose is basically Salinas with Asians. San Jose has an agricultural past the rest of the Bay doesn't
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SCARRRRRRRRRR
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It's been awhile Mark.
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WHAT DANGLING HOLY SHIT
>>
HERE WE GO BOYS
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>>75391631
Yeah, Oliver is pretty decent. I guess rent doesn't start getting really crazy until you get right down on Jasper.
>>
SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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>>75391676
the northern part
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>>75391594
No fuck Boyle
I got a good deal on my place and it's a high rise building
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does gretzky have austim?
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>>75391709
No, hes just drunk
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>edmonton shootwiders
y
>>
>>75391709
He's an emotional guy, but doesn't know how to deal with those emotions because men are suppose to be tough, so he ends up looking awkward.
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>>75391707
Boyle is so shitty. I got harassed by a prostitute walking down there one night, then she flagged down a Hope Mission ambulance and hitched a ride back to the shelter lmao
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>>75391741
you didn't have a tenner?
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>>75391728
>Eberle
shoots wide
>Nurse
shoots wide
>Sekera
shoots wide
>Lucic
shoots wide
>Caggulia
shoots it into the crowd
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>mcdavid gets his second assist
>malkin has 10 ASSISTS
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is there a youtube stream?
my comp is having a bad time
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Edmonton is taking this one. The sharks are lazy and bad, they have no control over the rink, and McDavid has yet to get his goals.
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>>75391741
One time there was a guy there on a bike who followed me around and barked at me like a dog
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>draisatl creates the goal
>mcdavid gets credit because he gave it to the kraut and watched him create the goal
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>>75391767
Turn on the TV
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Son of David will get a hattrick.
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Elliotte Freedman is such a big lip Jew
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>>75391741
>>75391789
>Canada
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EURqkVn-suM
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>>75391806
>TV
nice one
>>
put 200 on sharks and over 5 parlay. how bad are they going to fuck me in the 3rd?
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Holy fuck this Ottawa coach is autistic
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>>75391831
I liked his answer about history
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>>75391828
>Sharks in the 3rd
I got some bad news for you lad
>>
i boat i boat i boat
boooooooooooooat
eye boattttttttttttttt
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>>75391846
>short acting steroids
>>
>commercial is full of Stanley Cup winning moments
>include "May Day"
>Buffalo has never won the Cup
>>
>>75391842
Yeah. Very rhetorical answer. Kairos, nigga.
>>
>sharts
>pantsoilers
Incontinencebowl
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>>75390748
Lel just moved to hongcouver, discovered this is real
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>>75389611
how u feelin budd
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>>75391883
>Listening to game on comfy radio player
>(((((Rogers))))) ad comes on, featuring generic brown scientist woman and screeching ringing noise
Comfy feeling ruined.
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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
IT'S THE JEWS
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aren't the oilers supposed to be 'elite'?
at this rate they're getting swept in 6
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>>75391929
Still in it my dude.
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>>75391983
Is that lotion kosher?
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>>75391983
joo music done with mexican flavor
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>>75390963
The qt I'm dating is a hawks fan and she left my apartment early tonight :/ got her to say last week she'd root for the sharks until they played the hawks tho
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0 shots so far by the coilers
>>
P.K. Subbanejad
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>>75391986
> swept in 6
kys
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>>75391983
Oy vey it's like anudda refpuck!
Remember the 6 gorillion powerplays!
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Is someone actually playing the pipes and is it a recording?
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>>75392040
probably a live performer
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>>75392007
Can she even Fucking name a player besides Patrick Kane?
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>>75392047
Let's Go oilllli.....ers
wewe
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>>75392040
There's a live player. They interviewed him on CHED once. Kinda neat when he discussed how he often only has a few seconds to prep for a song.
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This period is really low energy
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>>75392053
she can probably name Crawford
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>>75392054
>he doesn't understand what syllables are
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>>75392080
ikr? These guys need to use their short-acting steroids more strategically
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>>75392080
Canadian teams are very low energy
It's the playoffs so what do you expect
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>>75392080
Sharks are sitting on the lead and the Oilers don't want to take another penalty. But hopefully they pick it up.
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>>75392065
That's pretty cool.
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>>75392053
Tbh my autism isn't the kind where I sperg on girls willing touch my fun parts when they say they like sports. I just kinda took her word for it when she said she was a fan since she was willing to sit on my couch and watch games/do fun stuff
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>you can hear the drums
/hoc/ is terrible at getting digits is making quite a bit of noise.
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>>75392098
>tfw cdn teams have a fraction of the steroids budget than american moneybags
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Why are all the fans wearing Oiler's jerseys?
>>
>>75392111
I wish i was this normie/high-functioning
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>>75392125
So McDavid is officially a bust after this right?
>>
Aw man why are they fucking around so much? All those clean looks all that zone time
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>Sharks are getting outplayed
When will the Oilers score?
>>
>both teams screwing up great scoring opportunities
Doesn't even feel like the 3rd period
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>>75392180
>only three shots
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>>75392180
If you score on them, the Sharks win - Cuckadian
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>>75392148
Well, how many players do amazing on their first playoff appearance? Isn't he like 20?
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Which is the right Duck?
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le refpuck for coilers face
great
>>
WEW
Big PP coming up boys
>>
Shorty incoming
>>
Ticky tacky tbhy
>>
mcdavid is so bad lmao
>>
*shoots wide*
>>
Lmao powerplay more like pooperplay
>>
Are the oilels shook?
>>
Sharks literally gonna play defense the whole period.
>>
the sharks are trash but the oilers are worse.
I bet they'll tie it
>>
>>75392284
Losing 7-0 is pretty series ending.
>>
>>75392284
they'll get one the way they're playing. The shorks aren't looking good at all right now
>>
No more goals this period
>>
ET LE BUUUUUT
>>
YEAH BABY
>>
hahahahaa>>75392321
skaaaarrrrr
>>
>>75392321
>you
>>
KlefBOMB
>>
>>
>>75392321
SCAWWR
W R O N G
>>
>that fucking laser of a shot
>>
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>
why do the shorks choke
>>
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SCARRRRRRRRRRR
GET FUCK"D SHORKS
>>
it was a matter of time
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>
>>75392335
>>75392334
>>75392333
See
Don't doubt me
>>
OT HYPE
>>
>>75392321
>the absolute state of you
>>
>>75392296
Looks like you were right, plenty of time left will be interesting if the Sharks respond or the Oilers put it away
>>
OH FUCK WE OT NOW
>>
Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion (ID: !!z9xI8ozbbfl)
2017-04-21 05:04:47
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late nite games are extra comfy when they go into triple overtime
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DOUBLE OVERTIME TRIPLE OVERTIME HOCKEY UNTIL 5 IN THE MORNING ! YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>75392344
Umm yes sweetie
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>shorks
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>>75392321
NECK urself
>>
I FUCKING WORK TOMORROW OILELS YOU KEKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
McOFFSIDE
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Shorks about to get angry
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1 am on the east cost and I couldn't be comfier
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The Oilers orange sweaters are /fa/ as fuck.
Give me a (You) if you agree.
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>>75392388
turth
>>
>the steaming shithole known as san jose
>>
>>75392387
>tfw when no preference for winner
>tfw don't need to get up for anything in the morning
I'm with you, anon
>>
Fuckin' sick
>>
Is 73 pizza any good Coilerfags ?
>>
Oilers need to market their own brand of automotive lubricants, I'd buy em
>>
@75392388
That shade of orange is fucking hideous faggot.
>>
@388 they're pretty good, but the Sharks have the best jerseys in the league
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>>75392388
<3 Jenna
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>that trip
>>
REFPUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75392397
>tfw when
ah fuck my bad
>>
The refs must be fucking pregnant he MISSED AN ENTIRE PERIOD
>>
How has Caggiula been in the NHL?
I was really hoping the flyers would get him.
>>
@405
teal is for queers
>>
SPICY GAME HERE BOYS
>>
RELEASE THE CONFETTI
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>>75392412
I'm always up for some postseason Jenna-posting m8.
>>
>coilers: 3 PPs
>sharks: 1 PP
what did they mean by this
>>
>>75392388
(you) for Jenna a qt mommy
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>>75392428
>undrafted
>signed out of college
It's his first season.
>>
>tfw mountain time
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>>75392388
the patrician's choice
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repack the bowls gentlemen, prepare your blunts
it's comfy time
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>>75392443
Deserved. Oilers have been playing clean hockey. Sharks could have been called a few more times tbqh.
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>>75392445
So not very good?
Seriously, I'm not trying to troll.
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The Ducks orange jerseys are /fa/ af
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Karen> tho
>>
i fucking love OT
>>
>>75392388
hoc confirmed for /jennaral/
which team would she be a fan of?
>>
That penalty from the 2nd period from Burns really hurt.
That's why the Sharks aren't getting ready to go home with the series 3-2 right now.
However, I believe it will be upto Burns to win the game.
They never should have sat on that 3-1 lead.
Let's see what happens in OT.
>>
>>75389592
>tongue piercing
>boing
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>>75392467
The Avs.
Worst team for worst girl.
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>Amazing national anthem from crowd
>Fills arena and treats game with respect
>Universal team saturation in each market
>Giving us sports that go well past midnight
based Canucks
>>
>>75392448
That logo doesn't work on that jersey style. They need something to make the odd angle and uneven size work.
>>
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>>75392474
oil sluts have gone down hill since 2006
>>
>>75392458
>>75392428
He's been streaky, needs more consistency in his game. Shown he's capable of being an NHL regular despite his size. I was surprised he didn't sign in Philly too considering his history with the coaching staff.
>>
this 8 says pavs scores
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>>75392457
I find the Jewry is getting punished by the hockey gods this year.
>>
>>75392485
desu I'd bang either if they were keen
>>
>>75392458
He's alright. Has pretty good speed, decent skill, and plays hard for his size. Quite a few teams apparently wanted him, but for some reason he choose the Oilers.
>>
Oilers loose in second overtime
>>
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>>75392467
Blues.
She's from St. Louis.
>tfw no current /Jennarel/ thread on /tv/
>>
>>75392388
is good
>>
>>75392485
What happened in 2006....
>>
>>75392464
Maybe this is plebbish but I kind of wish it was 4v4. That would make the Stanley Cup Playoffs that much more GOAT.
>>
>>75392485
Edmonton is full of fat people and natives.
>>
>post yfw sharks goal in 1st min
>>
>>75392388
Amy Adams>>>>
>>
>>75392510
>no jenna thread
hold my beer
>>
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>>75392513
an Extreme Weather Front
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>>75392527
of OT7
>>
go oilers
>>
>>75392460
did any say /fa/ jerseys?
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>>75392527
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Anyone else notice that DeBoer looks a bit like the greasy lawyer from Trailer Park Boys??
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>>75392467
well Scranton is typically the Philly market but their minor league hockey team feeds into the Pens. idk.
>>
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>>75392532
Do it and I will immediately post this pic.
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>>75392529
>>
As much as I hate to say it, Sharks win in 11 minutes
>>
>>75392495
>sept 2015
But nothing happened? Is it because we caught on to their game?
But ya, it seems like the players are finding ways to combat the Jewish aspects of the game.
>>
>>75392506
Why not choose the oilels? They're probably just going to trend upward for the forseeable future.
...though I guess they didn't really have any other direction to go
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>>75392513
good times
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>>75392529
>>
>>75392554
>Flyers fans
>wristbands
>>
>>75392559
yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa
>>
>tfw no gf
>>
>>75392529
Christina Hendricks >>>>>>>>>
>>
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>>75392576
>>
>>75392554
Lemieux >>> Snider, obviously
>>
/hoc/ should have a "Penalty" point like the NBA. If you commit 3 Penalties you're out of the game and can't return.
That'll make the game fair and dangerous where you have to keep your guys from randomly smashing people or hooking or tripping.
>>
You guys think that if hockey goalies chose football instead, Canada could produce the best goalkeepers worldwide?
>>
lol at that Torts press conference
>>
>>75392591
your oedipal complex is showing
>>
>>
>>75392591
Yep. Ever since 2012, still probably near the top of the list of celebrity women.
>>
>>75392609
manhandled those reporters. I feel bad for them desu
>>
>>75392567
True, but most young non-western Canadian players tend to want to play not in Edmonton.
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>>75392554
This is like when Trump supporters criticise other politicians for being dishonest. Fuck off.
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>>75392620
too bad for them
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>>75392618
>>75392591
no nudes of her around?
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>>75392620
Why, incompetent organization in general? Confetti abuse?
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>>75392606
Hard to say.
Hockey goalkeeping is all about reflex time and shot-stopping, while soccer is more about leading the entire defense and stopping crosses/passes.
Also, half the goals soccer keepers concede are unstoppable. Maybe only about 5-10% of hockey goals are unstoppable.
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>>75392612
>he doesn't like big natural breasts on curvy red heads
It is literally the best combo anon.
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i hope we get to see more oilels fans flipping off shorkies
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>>75392483
Simlly rotate the logo so its vertical
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>>75392643
I don't know. The Jews most likely.
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>>75392642
Not really anything except the *alleged* nude without face
That being said, she has the type of cleavage and a face that's almost better than nudes, anyway
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>>75392606
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Oilers WILL WIN
We are Finlands team
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>>75392686
wrong
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Why did the sharks play so defensively? They should have kept going offensively to get another 7-0
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LETS GO OILERS
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>>75392676
Point is: Philly fans are the biggest fucking cunts on earth and have no room to criticize Pittsburgn fans
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>>75392609
>>75392619
51 fucking shots and 2 goals, though. Jesus, man,
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>>75392648
I like reasonably sized breasts, but hey to each his own.
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>>75392686
I agree. And it will happen sooner rather than later.
McDavid or Nugent-Hopkins will get the winner.
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How do you not score that
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>>75392691
t. Finnish genocide denier
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Oilels definitely got this
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draisaitl pls
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*blocks you're Stanley Cup*
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>>75392712
Went for the cheeky five-hole
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>>75392700
look who's triggered :^)
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>>75392713
not at all, they're not finland's team though
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>that guy on the blueline flipping everyone off
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feel like oilers are about to score
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if post ends in a real number, shorks score
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No more goals this period
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>>75392740
is 0 a real number
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>>75392707
Nuge has a good wrist shot. I wish he'd shoot the puck more but sadly he, like McDavid, are always looking for that perfect pass.
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fuck these guys have terrible aim
>>
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>>75392751
No. Not only that, it's the only non-real number he could have gotten.
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>>75392740
>real number
what
>>
If post ends in a odd dub number Shorks will score
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>>75392731
>Draishitil
>>
>>75392753
I love Corsi as much as the next guy, but there's something to be said for the playmakers.
t. Adam Oates fan
>>
really
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>>75392740
SAD
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Edmonton btfo
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God dammit
>>
KEKED
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>>75392740
>>75392751
>>75392759
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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HOLY FUCK
>>
>MCGAYKID
>>
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ME
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That's it. Sharks win. God obviously hates Canada.
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fuck off jones let us score!
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HOW
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Holy crap.
Seriously how can the Sharks win now?
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Fucking magnets
>>
what the hell...
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>Canadian shooting
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
oilers are all hat, no cattle, baka
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JONES GOD MODE ACTIVATED
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>mcdud
>>
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>
I confused Jones with Score and got excited
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>>75392800
McDAVID SCAAAAAA................... Oh Wait he is a bust nevermind
Sharks win
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>>75392794
Are you kidding me? How can OILERS win after blowing those easy scoring chances?
Sh0rks are winning this.
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>>75392751
yes
>>75392756
>commiefornian education
>>75392759
>>75392774
>>75392782
>leaf education
>>75392763
>paco education
pick up a damn book
>>
Fantastic 2 minutes or so there
>>
Holy Shit dudes
Great OT
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god i hope this goes to like 3OT
i haven't had enough hockey tonight
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that save damn
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>>75392819
t. pencil neck geek
>>
HAS A PLAYER BEEN KEKED AS HARD AS MCMEME JUST GOT ALL PLAYOFFS SO FAR?
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what sort of OT is this... That instant replay...
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*does the wave
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>shorks dumping and not even chasing
>oilels cant hit the back glass much less the net.
Ducks are gonna rape either of these """"""""""teams""""""""""
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>>75392819
>>
PALMS SWEATY
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>>75392818
no way, this game is going all Oilers right now. The Sharks haven't done a single fucking thing this OT
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keep shooting I don't give a fuck
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MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>>
>that automated EA NHL goalie save
What the hell Jones?
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR OILERS WIn
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Why didn't McDavid put a little lift on that shot?
Would have been impossible to save if it went above the pads
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>fans rapping
>mom's spaghetti
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>>75392769
Oates is a beauty. If I remember correctly he now works with Eberle and other NHLers in the summer as a skills coach.
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>>75392819
NERD
>>
>this OT
Jesus Christ this is great
>>
>>75392836
>>75392843
>>75392865
math helps you earn shekels, which earns Buttman's favor, which earns you Cups
it's like you don't even want to plan the damn parade
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>>75392861
yeah he really did a number on eberles shot
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mcdavid is such a hack, PASS SOME OF THE TIME
>>
Crosby nets that McDavid one-timer 99% of the time fyi
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>0 shots
What did the sharks by this
>>
SHOTS IN OT
>EDM: 8
>SJ: 0
COME THE FUCK ON
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Jones is fucking GOD TIER right now
Can't help but respect that gotta fucking score tho boys
>>
what a great game, desu. shorks barely holding on and jones playing like a madman
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>shots 8-0 coilers in OT
fucking sharks
>>
I don't care if my favorite team loses to my least favorite, I just like a good game.
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based canada giving us this delicious oh tee
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>>75392609
Fuckin' love that man.
>>
If the sharks win, it will be sheer luck. They are getting outplayed big time.
>>
is it nearing 2am at the stadium?
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YOU CANT STOP EVERYTHING JONES YOU KEKLORD ASSFACE
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>shorts in charge of offense
>>
did the coilers get BTFO 21-0 last game so they can save energy for this game
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>>75392906
yes
>t. dawnbreak on the East Coast
>>
This Edmonton crowd is really fucking loud.
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>>75392896
>>
Sharks playing like they want the Oilers to get all these shots
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>>75392906
it's not even midnight there
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>>75392879
McDavid panics in 2 on 1s because he needs 3 players in any given sequence to get a point
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>>75392861
>Adam Oates
>Career Points
1420
>Career Goals
13
Literally the perfect linemate.
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>>75392906
11:40, dumbass
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god this game is fucking cash
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what a game thank you based hokii
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>not knowing that defense is the best offense]]
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>>75392906
dude its 11:40.
Keep the pressure on, Edmonton.
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>>75392914
Honestly Jones, just let your team die with dignity. He's a beast tho gg
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don't understand why the sharks aren't even chasing the puck
they just dump it and change every fucking time
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I thought Edmonton was near quebec
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>>75392942
t. kings
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>>75392906
lay off the weed
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>>75392948
I thought the Shorks were from Costa Rica
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>>75392948
I wouldn't blame you.
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>>75392924
>iwn clog my arteries with this
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>>75392946
They're just waiting for Edmonton to lower their defences before a nice Marleau-Thornton play
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>>75392948
FUCKING DELETE
>>
pay attention to the fucking play eberle jesus christ
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>>75392946
They might be saving their energy, and tiring the oil out, but I don't think it's a good strategy
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>>75392906
It's actually next Sunday
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>>75392961
only the fans desu
>>
I haven't been to Edmonton ever since Calgary expanded our biggest mall, and thus, I had no reason to visit Edmonton
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jones had achieved halak-tier playoff meme goaltending, jesus christ
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>tfw the Oilers have wasted several chances
Sharks are going to win on a meme courter-attack, aren't they?
>>
>>75392979
:^)
>>
>>75392948
>american "procreation"
>>
Is Jones on meth, he's playing out of his mind
>>
Digits and Sharks will score in their only shot.
>>
SCARRRRRRRRR SHORKS BTFO
>>
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>>75392941
>>
sharts score on their one shot
>>
Sharks should all let Jones fuck their wives.
>>
5 and the shorks score
>>
Sharks will score at the 6 minutes mark
Cap this post for (You)'s
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>sanjose defense
haha
>>
FUKK. Jones pls
>>
>>75392983
cross iron mills sucks ass lmao, its like 200 miles of overpriced clothing
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>>75392948
"Anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there"
--Homer Simpson (great American)
>>
Dubs and the Shorks get memed on
>>
How does a team that doesn't play offense score 3 goals?
>>
>>75393001
>>75393002
>>75393003
Pretty good.
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>>75393010
Cross Iron is in BALZAC
Our biggest mall is Chinook, which has a decent combination of stuff. No roller coasters or waterslides or cheap movie theatres though.
>>
>>75393015
Or 7
>>
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
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>>75393020
i though chinook had some cool laser movie theater?
i havent been to calgary in years
>>
Will we...go to OT 2?
>>
Skeeeeeeeeeeup
>>
>>75393035
Is it 4v4 in OT2?
>>
>the state of the province of shootwideta
kill me
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>>75393042
if this game goes to 2OT, this thread becomes a SKEEEEUP thread
>>
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last 2 digits determine number of OTs
>>
the proh-cess
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>>75393048
>being this new
its playoff hockey nothing change util someone score
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>>75393055
i guess i better call in sick tomorrow
>>
>>75393048
Nay.
Sudden death OT 5v5 the whole way.
>>
>>75393055
God help us, might as well make this the final
>>
>>75393055
>93 OTs
damn...
>>
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>>75393055
>tfw we're all watching several days later
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>>75393048
I think 3v3
>>
lmfao refpuck
>>
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>>75393055
>yfw no 2OT, but someone scores at the 0:55 mark
>>
What was the longest game in the NHL?
>>
>>75393048
it goes to 2v2 shootouts
>>
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Check em' girls
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>>75393074
No 6v4 hometeam advantage
>>
SCARRRR
>>
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>>75393055
That does raise an intersting question. What happens if a game enters the 8th overtime? Des the NHL tell everybody to get some sleep and restart the game in 9 hours?
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eat my unwiped asshole san jose
>>
SH4RTS BTFO
>>
Manlets are the future lads
t. Lanklet
>>
>SHORKS
>>
>>75393074
Its shootout
FuCK YES
>>
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75392918
no 1st round pick for your cancucks
>>
FUCK
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LITTLE FRENCH MAN!!!!!
WEW!!!!
>>
OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS OILERS
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Jones could only carry for so long, SJ in trouble now I'm not sure they'd be able to pull of a game 7 in Edmonton
>>
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>
SCAAAR
>>
HAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN DIE IN PIECE NOW
>>
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SCAAAARRRRRWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
>>
WHEW LAD
Jones can't stop 'em all
>>
OLeYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>75389611
I TOLD YOU NIGGERS FROM THE BEGINNING!!!!
>>
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SJ Sharks got their shit pushed in right there.
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MC DAVID!!!!!
>>
DESHARNAIS INSURANCE MOTHERFUCKRES
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AHAHAHAHAHA
RAIN THAT CONFETTI BOYS
>>
>>75392918
>out of the game before the 2nd
>stop trying and save energy
Definitely.
>>
the real question is
why did it take so long to score? the shorking started immediately
>>
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LET THE CONFETTI HIT THE FLOOR
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SHARTS BTFO
>>
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>Jones
>not 2nd star
>>
>mcmemekid
>0 points
>>
44 saves GODDAM
>>
>all these kino foreground-confetti slo mo shots
I'M FUCKING CUMMING
>>
This game is fucking stupid as shit.
Drastiel should have been fucking suspended with his spear.
>>
>>75393182
Draisaitler did nothing wrong
>>
>>75393182
You know what's stupid? A team getting carried by their goalie, only to fuck around and give him no help.
>>
What part of confetti are you lads from?
>>
Anyone watching on rogers in ontario knows this is the time when the cable box locks out to "update" every day
i swear if this happened during the OT goal....
>>
>>75393209
Honestly they don't deserve Jones. At the same time if the Oilers had such a hard game against the sharts, they may not be able to go further desu
>>
>>75393210
Spruce Grove
>>
>>75393210
Deadmonton
>>
>>75393242
Spruce Grove fuck yeah
>>
>>75393210
Millwoods
>>
>>75393210
Based Windermere
>>
>>75393210
Clareview boiiiii
>>
>>75393210
>Castledowns ayyy
>>
>>75393294
CV represent my G
>>
>>75393210
Downtown Edmonton boiiii
>>
>>75393210
Saskatchetoon
>>
FUCK YOU SHORKS THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>
>>75393210
SOUTHGATE
>>
>>75392763
>>75392609
Based tortellini
>>
>>75393210
Cast Le Downs
>>
>>75393103
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiu5Z2QrLXTAhWnzIMKHZvaAJsQFggpMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nhl.com%2Fnews%2Fincredible-hockey-game-in-norway-goes-8-overtimes%2Fc-287656214&usg=AFQjCNGjTBr7O-RIhxzTH8MSsOfeku7ZzA&sig2=oh7a5gVoIgokVB2d_1N6Dg
>>
>>75389787
You were saying Shork?
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